1 00:00:03,452 --> 00:00:05,090 [Loud rock music playing] 2 00:00:09,749 --> 00:00:11,706 - Morning. - Morning. 3 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:15,108 Would you be horrified if I started clipping coupons again? 4 00:00:15,338 --> 00:00:17,773 - Yes. - Then I won't. 5 00:00:17,966 --> 00:00:20,355 - Wait. Did you say "again"? - I meant ever. 6 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:24,067 - When did you clip coupons before? - I didn't. I misspoke. 7 00:00:24,305 --> 00:00:27,616 How is it that your dirty laundry has increased exponentially... 8 00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:29,079 since you started Yale? 9 00:00:29,226 --> 00:00:31,183 'Cause I'm a dirty, filthy Yale girl now. 10 00:00:31,353 --> 00:00:33,947 - I'm not gonna clip them. - Then I don't see the problem. 11 00:00:34,148 --> 00:00:36,424 Just for the Fig Newtons, please. 12 00:00:36,609 --> 00:00:38,645 - Well, that is... - Sucks. 13 00:00:38,818 --> 00:00:40,491 That is totally sucks. 14 00:00:40,653 --> 00:00:43,122 And they're on their 200th guitarist audition. 15 00:00:43,323 --> 00:00:46,714 They must be down to the deaf, dumb, and blind ones. 16 00:00:47,952 --> 00:00:50,068 - He found it. - Found what? 17 00:00:50,246 --> 00:00:51,805 The lost chord. 18 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,008 - So the washer is broken. - Yep. 19 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,317 You didn't mention that when you saw me walk out... 20 00:00:57,503 --> 00:00:59,463 - with my exponential amounts of laundry. - Sorry. 21 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:00,741 Or when I called from Yale... 22 00:01:00,881 --> 00:01:03,041 to say that I had exponential amounts of laundry to do. 23 00:01:03,175 --> 00:01:04,654 You've totally co-opted my word. 24 00:01:04,801 --> 00:01:06,360 Okay. "Plethora." That's my word. 25 00:01:06,512 --> 00:01:08,821 I have a plethora of dirty laundry and nowhere to do it. 26 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:10,765 But you don't come home to do your laundry. 27 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,411 You come home to see your mama. 28 00:01:12,558 --> 00:01:14,515 No, this time I came home to do my laundry. 29 00:01:14,685 --> 00:01:16,881 All right. I'll call the repairman ASAP. 30 00:01:17,063 --> 00:01:18,383 - You hear that? - What? 31 00:01:18,523 --> 00:01:21,515 - No music. - And the band's stopped playing, too. 32 00:01:21,734 --> 00:01:24,009 RORY: Hi, Lane. LORELAI: How's it going there? 33 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,803 You think she can hear us? 34 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:43,031 I think out of self-defense her ears have become vestigial organs. 35 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:46,565 - I'm not clipping coupons. - Then I don't see the problem. 36 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:47,219 It's your friendly neighborhood Lorelai. 37 00:02:47,397 --> 00:02:48,546 SOOKIE: I'm in the kitchen. 38 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,442 - Good morning. - Is it? 39 00:02:50,609 --> 00:02:53,328 Just spreading that loving sunshine around, buddy? 40 00:02:53,527 --> 00:02:56,963 Lorelai, this is Bo, Jackson's brother. Bo, this is our friend, Lorelai. 41 00:02:57,198 --> 00:02:58,313 Hi. 42 00:02:58,449 --> 00:02:59,519 Come on. 43 00:02:59,658 --> 00:03:02,377 - Let's leave Oscar Wilde to his reading. - What's with the 'tude? 44 00:03:02,578 --> 00:03:04,888 Jackson asked Bo to be here for the birth. 45 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,071 Which was supposed to happen a week ago. 46 00:03:07,249 --> 00:03:09,398 Bo's missing way more work than he thought he would... 47 00:03:09,584 --> 00:03:10,938 and he's letting me know it. 48 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:12,646 It would be nice if God gave us women... 49 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,229 a pop-up thing when a baby is done... 50 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,900 like on a turkey, but he chose not to. 51 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:17,080 - Hey, Jackson. - Hi. 52 00:03:17,217 --> 00:03:19,777 This extra time is great. I'm getting so much done. 53 00:03:19,969 --> 00:03:22,279 I know. I'm still storing meals. I got two weeks' worth. 54 00:03:22,472 --> 00:03:24,144 - Hey, Jackson. - Yeah, Bo. 55 00:03:24,306 --> 00:03:26,456 - What day is it today? - It's Saturday, Bo. 56 00:03:26,642 --> 00:03:28,952 I get time-and-a-half on Saturdays. 57 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:31,977 It gets me my fun things. Otherwise, it's all just bill paying. 58 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:35,022 - Have I apologized to you enough? - Yes, daddy, you have. 59 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:37,464 So, I got the plastic sheet on the bed. It's perfect. 60 00:03:37,653 --> 00:03:39,131 - Excellent. - What's that for? 61 00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,631 - She doesn't know? - Know about what? 62 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,805 You ready? This is big. It's really good. 63 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,867 I want you to slowly drink it in. No big gulps. 64 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:46,149 I'm ready to take a sip. 65 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:48,595 We're skipping the hospital and having the baby here. 66 00:03:48,788 --> 00:03:50,301 - Here in your house? - In our bed. 67 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:51,526 Hence the sheet. 68 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,656 Got a honey of a sheet. It's the top of the line. 69 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,019 The little thing will come out... 70 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:56,875 and carom right down into the catcher's arms. 71 00:03:57,045 --> 00:03:58,763 While we all yell, "Hey, batter, batter"? 72 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:01,721 He means the midwife. Got the best one on the eastern seaboard. 73 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:03,040 You look mystified. 74 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:06,612 No, it's just... You guys have done a lot of research on this, right? 75 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,996 Millions of babies have been born this way. 76 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:10,501 It's a great tradition. 77 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:13,554 And hospitals are so cold, you know, so full of infections. 78 00:04:13,769 --> 00:04:14,804 And dead people. 79 00:04:14,937 --> 00:04:16,814 And sometimes the dead people have infections. 80 00:04:16,981 --> 00:04:19,257 - And if they're not dead yet, they die. - All true. 81 00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:22,160 But the best thing about having Davey or Colgate here: 82 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:24,431 zero chance of bringing home the wrong baby. 83 00:04:24,612 --> 00:04:26,489 What comes out of her here, stays here. 84 00:04:26,656 --> 00:04:29,648 I got something for you. It's a baby pager. 85 00:04:30,118 --> 00:04:31,438 It'll go off when Sookie's close. 86 00:04:31,578 --> 00:04:32,763 [Pager playing The Entertainer] 87 00:04:32,787 --> 00:04:33,902 Cute. 88 00:04:34,038 --> 00:04:36,029 Scott Joplin seemed appropriately sunny. 89 00:04:36,207 --> 00:04:38,436 I want you to be here even if home birth disgusts you. 90 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:41,094 Of course I'll be here. Nothing could keep me away. 91 00:04:41,295 --> 00:04:43,764 Extra buckets. I gotta put it on the list. 92 00:04:43,964 --> 00:04:46,558 Extra buckets? What's... Never mind. 93 00:04:46,884 --> 00:04:48,363 [Chattering] 94 00:04:49,636 --> 00:04:52,913 Excuse me. Can my girlfriend and I sit here? This is my girlfriend. 95 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,209 - Hi. - Hi. 96 00:04:54,348 --> 00:04:56,908 - My girlfriend and I appreciate it. - Yes, thank you. 97 00:04:57,101 --> 00:04:58,774 I got a pretty polite girlfriend. 98 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:01,371 - Should we be nervous about this? - I don't know. 99 00:05:01,564 --> 00:05:03,919 Did Taylor tell anyone why he called an emergency meeting? 100 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:05,940 He said nothing to me or my girlfriend. 101 00:05:06,110 --> 00:05:09,386 I can't remember the last town emergency meeting he called. 102 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,126 Me and my girlfriend can't either. 103 00:05:11,281 --> 00:05:14,239 - Home birth? - I was horrified, and I hid it horribly. 104 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:16,840 I wanted to be supportive, but throw up at the same time. 105 00:05:17,037 --> 00:05:18,107 A plastic sheet? 106 00:05:18,246 --> 00:05:20,317 I saw it. It was the same one... 107 00:05:20,499 --> 00:05:23,570 that boy who couldn't hold it had to use in that after-school special. 108 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:26,102 - What was that called? - It's Not Benny's Fault. 109 00:05:26,295 --> 00:05:29,413 Oh, God. It was so insane. It's what hospitals are for. 110 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:32,170 Lane, there's a seat behind my girlfriend. 111 00:05:32,182 --> 00:05:33,341 That's okay, Kirk. 112 00:05:33,761 --> 00:05:35,559 Hi. 113 00:05:35,721 --> 00:05:36,836 Get this. 114 00:05:36,972 --> 00:05:40,362 I just found the most amazing guitarist. A phenom. 115 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,840 He was cool on the phone, and we're meeting him tomorrow. 116 00:05:42,977 --> 00:05:45,446 - That's great. - I'm trying not to get my hopes up... 117 00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:47,684 but I've already figured out that our spin cover... 118 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:51,009 should be against a blood-red backdrop with a skull hovering over us. 119 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:53,192 Well, very Norman Rockwell. 120 00:05:53,362 --> 00:05:56,275 - That woman's staring at me. - Mrs. Van Uppity? 121 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,163 Maybe you're just her type. 122 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:02,239 People, thank you for assembling on such short notice. 123 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,725 What's up, Taylor? 124 00:06:03,872 --> 00:06:05,863 My girlfriend was wondering that, too. 125 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:10,079 As you know, every year, one lucky town in Connecticut... 126 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:13,010 gets to host The Festival of Living Pictures... 127 00:06:13,214 --> 00:06:17,287 a show which presents onstage re-creations... 128 00:06:17,552 --> 00:06:21,022 of famous works of art: statues, paintings, et cetera... 129 00:06:21,264 --> 00:06:25,257 with real people posing as the figures in the art. 130 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:29,033 We hosted it seven years ago, successfully, I might add. 131 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:31,182 - Yeah, it was a blast. - Definitely. 132 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:32,949 My girlfriend's gonna love this. 133 00:06:33,108 --> 00:06:36,260 The town of Woodbury was supposed to host it this year... 134 00:06:36,486 --> 00:06:40,080 but because of recent flooding, they canceled at the last minute... 135 00:06:40,322 --> 00:06:44,316 and I offered Stars Hollow to be the host. 136 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:46,056 How does that sound? 137 00:06:46,203 --> 00:06:47,955 - Cool. - Yeah, sign us up. 138 00:06:48,122 --> 00:06:51,001 Yeah, Taylor, you finally did something right. 139 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:53,388 Your beard is so sexy. 140 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,772 How much time do we have? 141 00:06:54,919 --> 00:06:57,638 One week. And as per tradition... 142 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,399 we need to come up with one original re-creation... 143 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:03,186 to go with all the others that are in the show every year. 144 00:07:03,386 --> 00:07:06,856 - Well, that's not a lot of time. - Yeah, Taylor, is it even possible? 145 00:07:07,098 --> 00:07:08,371 It will have to be. 146 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:12,224 I've already assured Hank, who is the Taylor Doose of Woodbury... 147 00:07:12,478 --> 00:07:14,833 that we'd take it over successfully. 148 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:18,299 It's a challenge, people, but doable. 149 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:22,155 Now, I would like to introduce you to a key player... 150 00:07:22,404 --> 00:07:25,077 in our execution of this endeavor... 151 00:07:25,281 --> 00:07:29,593 the head of the Connecticut Arts Council, Buff Otis. 152 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,259 - It's your future wife. - Shut up. 153 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:36,130 Would you like to say a few words, Mrs. Otis? 154 00:07:36,417 --> 00:07:40,171 Your enthusiasm shocks me. 155 00:07:42,631 --> 00:07:44,304 - Is that good? - Hard to tell. 156 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:46,184 - It might be. - Scary broad. 157 00:07:46,343 --> 00:07:49,938 I will be managing the event and emceeing. 158 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:52,296 Miss Patty, you will be stage managing. 159 00:07:52,474 --> 00:07:55,272 Lorelai, if you could help organize the costumes. 160 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:58,275 I'm here for you and your sexy beard, Taylor. 161 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:02,222 Everyone should sign up now if you want to be considered... 162 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:03,961 to be cast in one of the re-creations. 163 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:06,586 Mrs. Otis and I will make the final decisions. 164 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:10,055 You're gonna be the girl in that Renoir painting again, right? 165 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,680 You were such a doll in that. 166 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,702 I'm sure I can be persuaded. 167 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,337 This is an enormous challenge, people... 168 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,054 but I say we do it, and do it well. 169 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,690 Meeting adjourned. 170 00:08:23,752 --> 00:08:25,186 - Wait. - Why? 171 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:27,567 I want to see if she asks you out. 172 00:08:27,756 --> 00:08:30,794 I wonder if I want to be something other than the Renoir girl. 173 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:34,161 I'm sorry. The audience has come to expect you in the role of Renoir girl... 174 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,148 you can't disappoint them. It's a plum role. 175 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,335 True. 176 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:38,588 Sorry I took so long. 177 00:08:38,724 --> 00:08:40,681 I was dealing with more divorce lawyer stuff. 178 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:43,287 Good Lord, is Nicole's lawyer still harassing you? 179 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,594 No, mine was. 180 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:48,086 Please don't point out the irony of my paying a lawyer to work for me. 181 00:08:48,317 --> 00:08:51,514 Then you're gonna owe me something else I can ironically comment on. 182 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,807 Fine. What was that emergency meeting all about? 183 00:08:53,989 --> 00:08:56,344 We're hosting The Festival of Living Pictures again. 184 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:59,207 - Joy. - His lack of enthusiasm shocks me. 185 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:02,164 You're involving yourself in this thing? It's a stupid waste of time. 186 00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:04,612 I just thought of the perfect painting for Luke to be in: 187 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,145 Cranky Guy in Baseball Cap. 188 00:09:06,293 --> 00:09:07,522 Was that Manet or Monet? 189 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:09,748 That was mustard on my hamburger and a side of fries. 190 00:09:09,795 --> 00:09:10,835 She's the queen of segues. 191 00:09:10,963 --> 00:09:12,923 She's the queen of something. You want your usual? 192 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:14,319 Yes, please. 193 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:17,364 Maybe I'll just be a backstage person this year. 194 00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:20,545 There's less pressure. You don't have to get made up and... 195 00:09:20,764 --> 00:09:21,959 What are they doing? 196 00:09:22,099 --> 00:09:24,089 Well, I bet she's coming to... 197 00:09:24,267 --> 00:09:27,146 And no more inappropriate lesbian references, please. 198 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:28,468 All right. 199 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:32,625 You know what? I bet you're in line for the new painting they're cooking up. 200 00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:34,770 I feel like a used car. 201 00:09:35,069 --> 00:09:37,265 - Turn to the side. - What? 202 00:09:37,447 --> 00:09:39,596 Turn to the side. We need to see your profile. 203 00:09:39,781 --> 00:09:42,421 - Just what I thought. - This is a violation of my civil rights. 204 00:09:42,618 --> 00:09:45,258 You better do what John Ashcroft says or they may follow us home. 205 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,808 Unbelievable. 206 00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:50,106 Other way. 207 00:09:52,544 --> 00:09:54,898 I'm a Yale student, for God's sake. 208 00:09:55,254 --> 00:09:56,528 Thank you. 209 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,684 - Crazy, doofus town. - Yeah. 210 00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:05,231 Let's not loiter around the cast sheets, people. 211 00:10:05,431 --> 00:10:06,700 Find your name and then move on. 212 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,953 Cool. I'm gonna be some statue. 213 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,133 You're The Reaper, Andrew... 214 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:15,191 a prize work at Versailles and a prize role, not some statue. 215 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:18,042 So I get to be painted all white? 216 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,078 Yes, that's what that means. 217 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:22,796 Hi, Taylor. When are the costumes getting here? 218 00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:25,264 Hank in Woodbury swears they're en route... 219 00:10:25,449 --> 00:10:27,725 but you got to double and triple check with that guy. 220 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,584 - Hank's the you in Woodbury. - A real ninny. 221 00:10:30,788 --> 00:10:34,622 He's praying we don't pull this off, but that only inspires me to work harder. 222 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,673 KIRK: I need to see the list. 223 00:10:37,628 --> 00:10:40,460 - Watch the elbows, Kirk. - I just need to see the list. 224 00:10:40,672 --> 00:10:42,709 He's going to be very happy. 225 00:10:42,882 --> 00:10:43,882 [Whooping] 226 00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:46,048 - What'd you get, Kirk? - Christ in The Last Supper. 227 00:10:46,219 --> 00:10:47,289 The big kahuna. 228 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:50,739 I'm gonna do it right, too. Lots of research. What's a good book to read? 229 00:10:50,974 --> 00:10:52,408 - The Bible. - Right. 230 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:54,629 Where are my apostles? Where are my homeboys? 231 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:57,324 - James, son of Alphaeus, give me five. - All right. 232 00:10:57,521 --> 00:11:00,195 Simon the Canaanite, don't leave me hanging. 233 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:02,754 - I say we celebrate. How about Shakey's? - Cool. 234 00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:04,263 That is one happy Christ. 235 00:11:04,403 --> 00:11:06,713 It was nice of you guys to give him that. 236 00:11:06,905 --> 00:11:09,942 I wanted to show you this. It's our original picture. 237 00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:12,877 We think Rory would be perfect for it. 238 00:11:13,077 --> 00:11:16,195 It's called Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea. 239 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:18,090 That's Rory! 240 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:20,923 - Do you think she'll do it? - You got some sway with me. 241 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:23,595 - Good. - Hey, I'm confused. 242 00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:25,149 I should go make my calls. 243 00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:28,050 I'm not the Renoir girl. 244 00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:30,329 Really? I didn't realize that. 245 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,740 Patty, I'm the spitting image of the Renoir girl. 246 00:11:32,929 --> 00:11:35,842 I played her seven years ago and received the proper accolades. 247 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:38,093 - This is a mistake. - Maybe. 248 00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:40,649 - Taylor? - Yes, Lorelai. 249 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:44,281 I'm not listed as the Renoir girl. Is that a mistake? 250 00:11:44,523 --> 00:11:45,877 Frankly, no, it's not. 251 00:11:46,025 --> 00:11:47,825 Okay, I'm not listed as anything else either. 252 00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:50,059 That's also correct. You'll be helping with costumes. 253 00:11:50,237 --> 00:11:52,592 Why am I not the Renoir girl? I'm the spitting image. 254 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:55,899 - You are. Your look is perfect. - Then why am I not the Renoir girl? 255 00:11:56,117 --> 00:11:58,188 - I really have to tell you why? - Yes, you do. 256 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,246 - You flinched. - I what? 257 00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:02,290 Seven years ago, the curtain opened... 258 00:12:02,457 --> 00:12:05,893 you were posed in the painting, then you flinched noticeably. 259 00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:08,800 - I did not flinch. - We thought you were having an attack. 260 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:12,520 - I did not flinch. - You almost knocked Terrence over. 261 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:15,352 - I did not! - The whole town saw it. 262 00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:18,271 And with Hank from Woodbury looking over my shoulder... 263 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,145 I'm not taking any risks. 264 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,697 - Patty, please back me up here. - Honey, I'm sorry. You flinched! 265 00:12:23,935 --> 00:12:26,324 - Big time. - You almost knocked Terrence over. 266 00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:29,195 Yeah, you screwed the pooch, so you're out. I'm sorry. 267 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:32,550 So, you'll ask Rory about the painting? 268 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:39,969 - It's humiliating! - You and the Renoir girl. It was a lock. 269 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,396 Yeah, until this smear campaign. 270 00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:47,249 There's a lot of tension in the air here. 271 00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:49,406 - It's midterms. - You seem calm. 272 00:12:49,584 --> 00:12:50,938 Well, on the outside. 273 00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:53,315 Is this what you're using, Dream Fresh Laundry Powder? 274 00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:55,415 - It's a new brand. - It's an off brand. 275 00:12:55,589 --> 00:12:57,589 It leaves your clothes with that dream-fresh scent. 276 00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:58,944 You used a coupon, didn't you? 277 00:12:58,968 --> 00:13:02,802 Thirty five cents off or not, I still would have chosen Dream Fresh. 278 00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:04,807 So, who'd they pick for the Renoir girl? 279 00:13:04,974 --> 00:13:06,885 - Carol Dandridge. - Carol Dandridge? 280 00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:08,332 Carol Dandruff from now on. 281 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,707 Okay, now, don't take it out on poor Carol. It's not like she lobbied for it. 282 00:13:11,938 --> 00:13:13,008 I bet she did. 283 00:13:13,148 --> 00:13:15,583 That would be just like that old Porky Doody-dridge. 284 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,686 You're really bummed about this, aren't you? 285 00:13:17,861 --> 00:13:19,738 On the outside, I am a mature adult... 286 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:22,259 who's able to put setbacks like this in their proper place. 287 00:13:22,449 --> 00:13:24,768 On the inside, I just want to wear that pretty dress again. 288 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:25,937 You will. 289 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:29,546 Yeah, if a brick lands on Taylor's head, and he suddenly likes me again. 290 00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:32,177 You don't need a brick. You have me. I'll take care of it. 291 00:13:32,374 --> 00:13:33,454 What are you talking about? 292 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,738 You'll be the Renoir girl, end of story. 293 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:37,478 - How? - If they want an Anthea... 294 00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:39,314 for Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea... 295 00:13:39,338 --> 00:13:41,693 then they're going to have to have you for the Renoir girl. 296 00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:44,875 Look at you folding your laundry all haughty and powerful. 297 00:13:45,094 --> 00:13:47,608 Bada-bing, all over his nice Ivy league suit. 298 00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:50,115 Rory, you couldn't do that. Come on. 299 00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:53,026 It would be embarrassing and manipulative. Can you do it tonight? 300 00:13:53,226 --> 00:13:56,378 I'll wait until the Anthea costume is perfectly fitted to my specifications. 301 00:13:56,605 --> 00:13:59,643 - Then we won't have no surprises. - I am in awe. 302 00:13:59,858 --> 00:14:02,816 - Pass me the Dream Fresh. - I wouldn't dare not to. 303 00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:06,031 I don't know about you, but I'm completely jazzed about this. 304 00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:09,037 This is the first time I've been excited about playing since Dave. 305 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:12,359 If he's half as good as his tape, I'm gonna plotz. 306 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,030 Can we help you? 307 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:16,120 - Yeah, I'm looking for Lane. - I'm Lane. 308 00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,769 - Am I late? - For? 309 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:19,908 - The audition. - For? 310 00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,234 I'm Gil! 311 00:14:21,921 --> 00:14:23,638 - Gil. - Gil. 312 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,176 Gil. No, you're right on time. Come on in. 313 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,943 - Primo space. - Yeah. 314 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,733 - Primo. - How are you guys doing? 315 00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:37,326 I'm Brian. 316 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,547 - Zach. - Where do you guys want me? 317 00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:41,719 - Right there is good. - Cool. 318 00:14:45,442 --> 00:14:47,253 LORELAI: How's your research coming along, Kirk? 319 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,553 Good. Although I got off to a slow start. 320 00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:52,093 I didn't realize Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament... 321 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,079 till I hit Page 368. 322 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,896 - Hey, Taylor. - Hello. 323 00:14:57,078 --> 00:14:58,716 I took a quick survey of the costumes. 324 00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:00,711 Looks like everything's here and accounted for. 325 00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:03,866 - And the Renoir girl dress still fits you? - Like a glove. 326 00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:07,123 So help me, if you make me look bad in front of Hank from Woodbury... 327 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,806 - there is gonna be hell to pay. - Okay. 328 00:15:10,173 --> 00:15:11,243 Sorry. 329 00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:12,703 I'm here for a fitting. 330 00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:14,695 You've come to the right place. What are you in? 331 00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:15,868 The Last Supper. 332 00:15:16,012 --> 00:15:19,130 You must be one of my missing apostles. Still haven't met them all. 333 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:20,419 I'm Christ. 334 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:22,239 - It's gonna be a lot of fun. - Definitely. 335 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,259 - Which apostle are you? - Judas. 336 00:15:24,687 --> 00:15:25,722 Judas. 337 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:29,530 - So, where do I go for my fitting? - I think you know where you're going, pal. 338 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:31,503 Right through that flap. I'll meet you there. 339 00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:34,724 Thanks. So I heard you and all the apostles are going to Shakey's later. 340 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:37,620 You heard wrong, friend. We're not going to Shakey's. 341 00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:40,942 - Okay. Maybe some other time. - Yeah. Some other time. 342 00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:45,305 [Playing rock music] 343 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:26,953 Man, you guys are fantastic! 344 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,430 - Yeah, you, too. - Yeah. 345 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:30,693 Really good, Gil. 346 00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,267 I mean, it's tight. You know, it feels right. 347 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,258 - Definitely. - It's got a feel that... 348 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,649 - Feels right. - Yeah. 349 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:38,594 - You want to do another one? - Sure. 350 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:41,430 Just give me one minute to call work. 351 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,307 I own a sandwich shop in Salisbury... 352 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,348 and I gotta check in every once in a while, or it's chaos. 353 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:49,388 I'll be right back. Awesome, guys. Really. 354 00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,371 Back at you. 355 00:16:51,685 --> 00:16:53,914 GIL: Becky, hey. How'd it go this morning? 356 00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:55,299 Wow. 357 00:16:55,438 --> 00:16:59,601 - Yeah. - He's... Old. 358 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:02,294 - Just say it, dude. Grandpa's old. - He's not a grandpa. 359 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:05,240 - Did you know how old he was? - He sounded young on the phone. 360 00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:08,644 Right here, he's got some lines. That blows my mind. 361 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,017 - What is he, late 30s? - Pushing 40. 362 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:12,273 Forty? 363 00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:14,164 He was alive before man walked on the moon. 364 00:17:14,331 --> 00:17:15,975 Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out. 365 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:19,993 Let's not be overdramatic, guys. He is an incredible guitarist. 366 00:17:20,254 --> 00:17:21,688 He's had a lot of time to practice. 367 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,795 And the bicentennial, he was alive for that. 368 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:26,365 This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really... 369 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:28,269 - Elderly. - Excited. 370 00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:31,625 - He was our age when we were born. - He thinks we're great. 371 00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:34,567 - There were no CDs when he was born. - Stop it, man. I mean it. 372 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,599 Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. 373 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:39,203 Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC... 374 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:40,466 that schoolboy outfit. 375 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:42,685 He could've seen AC/DC with the original lead singer. 376 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:46,088 And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old. 377 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:48,506 - You want to stop the audition? - We shouldn't be rude. 378 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:49,964 - Good. - Fine. We'll keep going. 379 00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:52,947 But, remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. 380 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,036 So one vote against, and he's back at bingo. 381 00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:56,397 I know. 382 00:17:56,537 --> 00:18:00,007 Cindy knows where the extra prosciutto is, Kevin. Ask her. 383 00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:04,447 Come on. I've told you before. When I'm not there, Cindy is me, okay? 384 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:07,052 I'll check in later. Bye. 385 00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:11,495 Kids, man. In one ear and out the other. 386 00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:14,206 Come on. 387 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:15,460 Let's rock! 388 00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:17,584 - Hey. - Hi. 389 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:22,285 Balloons! Sad, little, droopy balloons. 390 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,609 We got them too soon. 391 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,763 - You feeling okay? - Fine. 392 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,851 Bruce just suggested a little afternoon rest. 393 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,380 - Bruce? Who's he? - She. 394 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,040 - It's a last name. - Who's she? 395 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,665 Best midwife on the eastern seaboard. 396 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,319 So it's gonna be another $50 to change the flight again? 397 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,890 That's six-and-a-half hours' take home after taxes, disability, and FICA. 398 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,352 And the Oscar for the biggest blubber baby goes to... 399 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,094 No, go ahead. Put me down for it. 400 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,524 I got no choice. Thanks. 401 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,349 - She sounded hot. - Bo, why don't you go take a little walk? 402 00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:56,460 You know, go do something. 403 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,194 Yeah, good idea. 404 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,656 But there's nothing to do in this hick town, not like back in Bogalusa. 405 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,166 Why don't you come help me pick the zucchini in the back? 406 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,820 I got a couple of giant MiracleGro ones out there. 407 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,736 - It'll tickle you. - That might be something. 408 00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:13,299 Well, you can cut the sexual tension with a knife. 409 00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:14,963 Don't joke. 410 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,390 The bedroom is now prepared for the baby. 411 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:19,847 Your husband tried, but he screwed up, so I fixed it. 412 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:22,750 - Thank you, Bruce. - There's someone new here. 413 00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:26,103 Bruce, this is my best friend I was telling you about, Lorelai. 414 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:27,922 - Hello. - Hi. 415 00:19:28,081 --> 00:19:30,960 I heard you were the best midwife on the eastern seaboard. 416 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,316 May I call you Bruce? 417 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,260 - Everyone does. - Then I will call you Bruce. 418 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:36,013 - You're anti-midwife. - Pardon me? 419 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:39,402 There's anti-midwife energy in this room, and it wasn't here when I left it. 420 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:40,703 It's not coming from me. 421 00:19:40,843 --> 00:19:43,835 Yeah, Bruce, Lorelai is pro-you all the way. 422 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,735 I'll be in the bedroom. 423 00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,448 That woman's got strong hands. 424 00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:54,079 She ate a whole jar of crunchy peanut butter in one sitting. 425 00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:56,786 I would want a woman just like that yanking the baby out of me. 426 00:19:56,983 --> 00:20:00,101 - Please lay on your side, Sookie. - Yeah, sorry. 427 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,399 This is the position I'm going to be in for the baby. 428 00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:03,687 She wants me to get used to it. 429 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,810 Less tearing this way. 430 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:07,827 - Smack that image right out of my head. - I beg your pardon? 431 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:12,505 You know, Bruce spent two years in China educating poor villagers on female issues. 432 00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:15,224 I hear they got great Chinese food there. 433 00:20:16,418 --> 00:20:17,567 A card. 434 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,673 You're the friend who's going to be there, right? 435 00:20:19,713 --> 00:20:21,545 With rings on my fingers and bells on my toes. 436 00:20:21,715 --> 00:20:25,833 - You'll leave the negativity at home? - Bruce, I swear, I am Miss Positivity. 437 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:28,448 - Uh-huh. - I swear I am not anti-midwife. 438 00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:31,868 I mean, that would be as dumb as being anti-best friend. 439 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,419 - Don't you think? - Uh-huh. 440 00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,519 You're the one who asked me out to pick zucchinis. 441 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:37,639 Right. Pick them, not kick them. 442 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:40,531 You used to be fun. Now you're just a big-city phony. 443 00:20:40,732 --> 00:20:43,406 - Bo, what did I say before? - I wasn't listening. 444 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,807 The baby will come when the baby comes. We're all here to serve the baby. 445 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,179 - Jackson. - What? 446 00:20:48,323 --> 00:20:51,315 - How are you serving the baby? - I could go get more balloons. 447 00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:53,809 Good. And, Bo, how are you serving the baby? 448 00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:56,668 - I could help Jackson with balloons. - You need two men for that? 449 00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:58,863 - I could get flowers. - Good. 450 00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:04,487 Okay. We're going to get balloons and flowers. 451 00:21:08,591 --> 00:21:10,662 - She didn't give me any instructions. - Yeah. 452 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:13,119 - Should I move? - I wouldn't yet. 453 00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:19,136 - This is nice. - It is a beautiful day. 454 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,345 Good suggestion. 455 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:22,121 You think Bruce was trying to get rid of us? 456 00:21:22,145 --> 00:21:23,180 You, yes. 457 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,458 But Bruce is there for the baby, and I've got the baby. 458 00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:27,234 - Have you checked that recently? - What? 459 00:21:27,401 --> 00:21:29,119 Are you sure she hasn't taken the baby... 460 00:21:29,277 --> 00:21:31,277 and shoved a pillow there when you weren't looking? 461 00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:32,880 - My God! - What? 462 00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:34,305 You haven't popped yet. 463 00:21:34,449 --> 00:21:37,327 - Not yet. - It's like an elephant's gestation. 464 00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:40,926 Thanks for the very welcome perspective on that, Andrew. 465 00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:44,148 - How's the research going, Kirk? - Good. 466 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,144 I'm using the clothing to get into character... 467 00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:48,637 and I've been focusing on historical foods. 468 00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:50,590 Christ ate a lot of lentils. 469 00:21:50,756 --> 00:21:53,315 - No utensils back then? - No, they had utensils. 470 00:21:53,508 --> 00:21:56,739 This is a disaster, an unmitigated disaster! 471 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,040 What happened? 472 00:21:58,179 --> 00:22:00,489 We're missing half the table for The Last Supper. 473 00:22:00,682 --> 00:22:01,717 Drag. 474 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:03,841 This is Hank from Woodbury's doing. 475 00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:06,816 That little fink only shipped half the table on purpose. 476 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,248 No, I just talked to him, Taylor... 477 00:22:08,272 --> 00:22:10,388 and he swears he shipped everything they had. 478 00:22:10,566 --> 00:22:12,646 Let's think here. There's got to be a way to do this. 479 00:22:12,818 --> 00:22:15,048 Just add a card table to the end, or some TV trays. 480 00:22:15,237 --> 00:22:17,114 It'll be like a funky Last Supper. 481 00:22:17,281 --> 00:22:19,636 The Last Supper cannot be funky. 482 00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:21,585 Or we could just make do with what we have... 483 00:22:21,702 --> 00:22:23,374 and crowd all the apostles around it. 484 00:22:23,536 --> 00:22:26,335 - Or eliminate some of the apostles. - This is not going to work. 485 00:22:26,539 --> 00:22:28,769 I think we're just gonna have to throw in the towel. 486 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:32,917 I think you might be right, Taylor. This just might be a sign to pack it in. 487 00:22:33,171 --> 00:22:35,526 - So, no festival? - No festival. 488 00:22:35,715 --> 00:22:37,387 I have to keep moving. 489 00:22:37,549 --> 00:22:39,859 Okay, start packing it up, people. 490 00:22:40,051 --> 00:22:42,520 - You would fold? - What was that, Kirk? 491 00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:46,096 You would fold due simply to hardship? 492 00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:49,426 Not now, Kirk. Keep everything where it is, guys. 493 00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:51,476 No reason to unload it just to load it again. 494 00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:52,925 Would you follow blind guides... 495 00:22:53,064 --> 00:22:54,896 which strain at a gnat and swallow a camel? 496 00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:57,979 That's your blood sugar talking, sweetie. Eat a candy bar. 497 00:22:58,194 --> 00:23:00,993 - This is but a crisis of faith. - I said not now, Kirk. 498 00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:02,426 Let him talk. What's the harm? 499 00:23:02,573 --> 00:23:05,645 When the road to your destination is revealed to be long and dusty... 500 00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:08,586 is your destination's value so diminished? 501 00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,425 Well, I suppose not, but still... 502 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:14,972 If a storm mars your camp for the night, is it wise to search for high ground... 503 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:18,004 or hold your camp till the light of new day? 504 00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:20,568 Well, it's something to think about. 505 00:23:20,757 --> 00:23:24,386 A crisis of faith can be delivered, but one must believe to be delivered. 506 00:23:24,635 --> 00:23:27,707 No way am I building that table out for them. No way. 507 00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:29,284 Anyone ask you to, José? 508 00:23:29,431 --> 00:23:31,820 - No, but they're going to. - They'll just get Tom to do it. 509 00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:34,850 The contractor? He's too busy with his own stuff. 510 00:23:35,062 --> 00:23:36,132 You having twins? 511 00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:37,499 - No. - You sure? 512 00:23:37,647 --> 00:23:39,843 Let me think for another millisecond. No. 513 00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:41,251 Looks like you're having twins. 514 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,878 You're gonna make me fall in love with you. 515 00:23:42,902 --> 00:23:44,301 It would take me hours. 516 00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:45,674 - What would? - The table. 517 00:23:45,822 --> 00:23:48,575 It's got to be built out in forced perspective. It's complicated. 518 00:23:48,783 --> 00:23:51,064 Throw a stick, and you can find someone to fix that table. 519 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,355 So grab a stick and throw it, because I'm not doing it. 520 00:23:53,537 --> 00:23:55,847 - No one asked you to. - Not yet. 521 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:58,559 KIRK: Remain true to the will that brought you to where you are. 522 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:02,220 - I'm hungry. Let's get something. - Check out the group. 523 00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:04,135 Hope is something to be shared. 524 00:24:04,297 --> 00:24:07,573 - There might be loaves and fishes. - I had fish last night. 525 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,278 The light that we have in all of us. Do not heed the naysayers. 526 00:24:10,302 --> 00:24:11,947 They will not lead you down the proper road. 527 00:24:11,971 --> 00:24:12,971 [Rock music playing] 528 00:24:13,097 --> 00:24:16,089 Hey, Rory. Dig the sounds coming from that garage. 529 00:24:16,308 --> 00:24:17,423 They sound amazing. 530 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,790 I was over there before. That new guitarist... 531 00:24:19,979 --> 00:24:21,776 yum, like a long-haired cake. 532 00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,898 - Sounds like a winner. - You gonna check him out? 533 00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:25,793 Yeah, Lane called and asked me to come down... 534 00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:27,057 and drink in the whole picture. 535 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,870 I got dibs on the new hunk. 536 00:24:29,028 --> 00:24:30,028 [Growling] 537 00:25:00,641 --> 00:25:03,440 Really tight, guys, but it's getting late. I gotta go. 538 00:25:03,644 --> 00:25:04,714 Go rest. 539 00:25:04,854 --> 00:25:07,606 Gil, this is my friend Rory. It's her house. 540 00:25:07,814 --> 00:25:10,090 - You guys sound great. - Don't you think? 541 00:25:10,275 --> 00:25:12,551 These guys are gonna be as good as Pink Floyd. 542 00:25:12,736 --> 00:25:14,056 Nice topical reference. 543 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,665 - Lane, you got my number? - Yeah, Gil, I've got your number. 544 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:19,334 - Great. So we'll talk later? - We'll talk later. 545 00:25:19,534 --> 00:25:20,933 Take it easy. 546 00:25:21,494 --> 00:25:22,529 Bye. 547 00:25:24,997 --> 00:25:28,672 Okay, Zach, shut up for a minute. I want to hear what Rory has to say. 548 00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:32,149 I didn't tell her what she was walking into, so she's our fresh eyes here. 549 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:33,415 He's great. 550 00:25:33,547 --> 00:25:35,663 - And? - Experienced. 551 00:25:35,841 --> 00:25:39,834 And Babette thinks he's really cute, so she's got dibs. 552 00:25:40,095 --> 00:25:41,927 And he moves great. 553 00:25:42,097 --> 00:25:44,532 - The jump was cool. - I was afraid he was gonna break a hip. 554 00:25:44,724 --> 00:25:45,884 Well, he's our only prospect. 555 00:25:45,975 --> 00:25:47,932 And maybe that schoolboy outfit is worth a shot. 556 00:25:48,103 --> 00:25:50,299 - Yeah? - Look, you're all fooling yourselves here. 557 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,358 Bottom line: dude rocks, but dude's too old. 558 00:25:53,649 --> 00:25:54,764 I vote "no." 559 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,050 Okay, I guess that's that, then. 560 00:25:57,236 --> 00:25:59,512 - That's that. - And that could be that for the band. 561 00:25:59,696 --> 00:26:01,767 - That could be that, too. - Okay. 562 00:26:07,703 --> 00:26:08,818 [Knocking at door] 563 00:26:08,955 --> 00:26:10,946 LORELAI: Identify yourself! SOOKIE: It's me. 564 00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:12,940 - Who? - Me! 565 00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:15,317 - Sookie? - It's not coming out. 566 00:26:15,545 --> 00:26:17,456 My God. It's 1:00 in the morning. 567 00:26:17,630 --> 00:26:20,019 It's lodged in there. It's stuck, for God's sake. 568 00:26:20,216 --> 00:26:23,526 - It's not coming out! - You're insane. 569 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,593 And it's growing all the time, just getting bigger and bigger. 570 00:26:26,805 --> 00:26:28,921 I've forgotten what it's like not to be expanding. 571 00:26:29,099 --> 00:26:32,410 I'll get so huge, I'll be the fat guy in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. 572 00:26:32,644 --> 00:26:35,762 I'll explode and slime the whole room. People could die. 573 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:37,891 Honey, sit down. Wrap this around you. 574 00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:41,695 That Andrew. I hate that he was right, that pasty-faced bastard. 575 00:26:41,944 --> 00:26:44,504 - Right about what? - No, I can't sit. 576 00:26:44,697 --> 00:26:46,017 Right about what? 577 00:26:46,157 --> 00:26:49,036 I looked up an elephant's gestation period. Twenty-two months! 578 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,387 - You're not an elephant. - But baby doesn't know that. 579 00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:52,972 Why would baby think you're an elephant? 580 00:26:52,996 --> 00:26:56,830 Because he's tiny and stupid and floating around in a sack of fluid. 581 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,083 He doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground. 582 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:00,245 What happened? 583 00:27:00,378 --> 00:27:02,415 You know, an elephant squirted me once at the zoo. 584 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:05,945 Maybe it shot something on me, some kind of elephant gestation juice. 585 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:08,007 Honey, I mean tonight. What happened? 586 00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:10,097 You were fine. Where did the freak-out come from? 587 00:27:10,179 --> 00:27:12,648 Are you listening? It's not coming out! 588 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:15,567 The ship's too big, and the bottle's too small. 589 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:16,968 You have to sit down and rest. 590 00:27:17,061 --> 00:27:20,736 For two hours, I've been doing everything I can to make it come out. 591 00:27:20,981 --> 00:27:22,573 I've jumped, jiggled, shimmied. 592 00:27:22,732 --> 00:27:25,132 Add a feather boa, I could book you on the burlesque circuit. 593 00:27:25,318 --> 00:27:26,353 My pain is funny to you. 594 00:27:26,486 --> 00:27:28,526 No, but you shouldn't be hopscotching around town... 595 00:27:28,571 --> 00:27:29,651 trying to get the baby out. 596 00:27:29,739 --> 00:27:31,675 - That's not how it works. - It's my mother's fault. 597 00:27:31,699 --> 00:27:33,292 She fed me too much roughage as a kid. 598 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,044 Bran and granola and rapini. 599 00:27:35,203 --> 00:27:37,432 And now my insides are all rough and grabby... 600 00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:40,500 and Davey can't work his way out of my sandpaper innards. 601 00:27:40,707 --> 00:27:41,981 I want booze. 602 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,083 I want a Manhattan and a scotch and a beer... 603 00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,684 and a Rob Roy and a sidecar. 604 00:27:47,923 --> 00:27:50,119 But I can't, and I'm mad about that. 605 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:52,210 I want to give birth! 606 00:27:52,385 --> 00:27:54,945 I would give you a hug if you would sit still for one second. 607 00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:56,615 Yours came out. How'd you get yours out? 608 00:27:56,639 --> 00:27:57,674 I swallowed a map. 609 00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:59,923 Cut the freaking vagueness. Why is it you mothers... 610 00:28:00,101 --> 00:28:02,536 don't want to pass down your wisdom to other mothers? 611 00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:03,763 You're selfish. 612 00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:05,967 - Please stop jiggling. - Not till I'm skinny. 613 00:28:06,148 --> 00:28:08,787 All right, bouncy San Pedro, can I just show you something here? 614 00:28:08,983 --> 00:28:11,862 You can show me your sweet tuchus as long as I can keep jiggling. 615 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:13,629 Fine, keep jiggling. 616 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,818 I was just going through something. I thought you might be interested. 617 00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:18,228 It's from 1984. 618 00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:20,644 - The book? - No, the year. 619 00:28:21,537 --> 00:28:23,096 It's my baby box. 620 00:28:23,247 --> 00:28:24,724 It's full of all these little things... 621 00:28:24,748 --> 00:28:27,024 mementos and stuff from the night Rory was born. 622 00:28:27,209 --> 00:28:28,483 I haven't taken it out in ages. 623 00:28:28,627 --> 00:28:31,938 Mine's not getting a box because mine's not coming out. 624 00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:35,130 My Walkman with the homemade compilation tape still in it. 625 00:28:35,342 --> 00:28:36,775 99 Luftballoons... 626 00:28:36,926 --> 00:28:38,485 some R.E.M., some Thompson Twins. 627 00:28:38,636 --> 00:28:39,865 I never cared for them. 628 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:44,131 The magazine I was reading that night with a special feature on who's hotter... 629 00:28:44,392 --> 00:28:45,871 Andrew McCarthy or Emilio Estevez. 630 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:47,133 They're both dogs. 631 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:50,945 My Bubblicious gum necklace, my Chunky wrapper. 632 00:28:51,273 --> 00:28:52,593 I do like the Chunkys. 633 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,883 I'd like bourbon better, but I do like the Chunkys. 634 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:56,706 - John's digits. - John who? 635 00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:58,773 He was volunteering at the hospital. 636 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,842 He said, "Call me when you get your figure back." 637 00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,539 Sweet talker. 638 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:06,177 And for me, it was always Emilio... 639 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,599 'cause he's kind of nasty. 640 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,067 Same here. 641 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,070 Rory's first jumper. 642 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,167 - Bananarama? - I made it out of one of my t-shirts. 643 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,734 This was the first thing I ever made her, ever made. 644 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,642 It was post-Gilmore economy. Look how tiny. 645 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,853 - Tiny. - She was the most beautiful pink all over. 646 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,694 She even smelled pink. It sounds weird. 647 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:30,087 I can't describe it. That little, pink, baby smell. 648 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:34,868 The first time her eyes focused on me... 649 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,749 and her little fingers reached out... 650 00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:39,534 I was someone new. 651 00:29:39,818 --> 00:29:40,967 She had me. 652 00:29:41,403 --> 00:29:43,599 - Emilio. - Rory. 653 00:29:48,744 --> 00:29:49,973 [Chattering] 654 00:29:59,712 --> 00:30:03,751 We're five minutes away from the starting gate, people. Five minutes. 655 00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:06,325 My God! You guys look so cute. 656 00:30:06,510 --> 00:30:07,950 It was just seven short years ago... 657 00:30:08,053 --> 00:30:09,697 that I was a Chinese acrobat just like you. 658 00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,075 You smell. 659 00:30:11,223 --> 00:30:13,817 And we respected our elders when I was a little Chinese acrobat. 660 00:30:14,017 --> 00:30:15,087 I hate kids. 661 00:30:15,227 --> 00:30:17,377 Looking good. 662 00:30:17,854 --> 00:30:20,368 Everybody, big night, huh? Hi, Kirk. 663 00:30:20,607 --> 00:30:21,806 - Hello. - Anyone sitting here? 664 00:30:21,941 --> 00:30:24,002 - You have to go somewhere else. - Miss Patty said... 665 00:30:24,026 --> 00:30:27,018 - You have to go somewhere else. - Okay. 666 00:30:27,238 --> 00:30:29,673 Perhaps there's an empty chair next to one of your friends... 667 00:30:29,865 --> 00:30:31,742 say, the High Priest Caiaphas? 668 00:30:31,909 --> 00:30:35,140 - Maybe he can accommodate you. - I guess so. 669 00:30:35,371 --> 00:30:39,329 Rory, one of those little acrobat boys told me my breath smells stinky. 670 00:30:39,582 --> 00:30:41,653 - They're running wild. - Acro-brats, I call them. 671 00:30:41,835 --> 00:30:44,554 - Nice. Got your ferret. - He looks mean. 672 00:30:44,754 --> 00:30:47,223 I don't think there's any such thing as a friendly ferret... 673 00:30:47,424 --> 00:30:48,653 and definitely not a cute one. 674 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,996 Yeah, they got dealt a rough card, those ferrets. 675 00:30:51,176 --> 00:30:53,486 Art Nouveau Clock Girl, hands off the face. 676 00:30:53,679 --> 00:30:57,195 Art Nouveau Clock Girl touched her face? This place is bedlam. 677 00:30:57,433 --> 00:31:00,630 Relax, Taylor. We're right on schedule. Have a cigarette. 678 00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:03,413 - I don't smoke. - Could you start? 679 00:31:03,856 --> 00:31:06,574 Taylor, look, your cousin came to visit you backstage to say hello. 680 00:31:06,774 --> 00:31:09,753 [Speaking with squeaky voice] Hello. What a pretty night it is for a festival. 681 00:31:09,777 --> 00:31:11,654 Do you have a mouse? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 682 00:31:11,821 --> 00:31:14,381 - Put that down. - Just trying to lighten the mood. 683 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:15,644 It's too late. 684 00:31:15,783 --> 00:31:18,343 That Hank from Woodbury is sitting front-row center... 685 00:31:18,536 --> 00:31:20,288 just trying to psych me out. 686 00:31:20,455 --> 00:31:24,209 - Everybody's ready, Taylor. - I hope everybody is ready. 687 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:26,335 Let's all be friends. Can I nibble your neck? 688 00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:28,731 He's really got his knickers in a twist tonight. 689 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,072 - Talk more like a ferret. - Sorry. Time to attach it. 690 00:31:32,382 --> 00:31:34,453 - So, is Sookie okay? - She's great. 691 00:31:34,634 --> 00:31:37,352 - Still big, still waiting, but she's fine. - Oh, good. 692 00:31:37,553 --> 00:31:40,432 Was she the one shaking me in the middle of the night, yelling: 693 00:31:40,639 --> 00:31:42,789 "What motivated you to come out of your mother?" 694 00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:44,488 She got a little spooked. 695 00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:48,682 - There. You're beautiful, Anthea. - I feel very painty. 696 00:31:48,939 --> 00:31:51,612 - I gotta go change. Freeze good. - I will. 697 00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,668 The time approaches. I am ready. 698 00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:58,111 You might want to check that Gumby-Pokey watch, Kirk. 699 00:31:58,323 --> 00:32:01,873 Right. Sorry. And it's a collectible, not a toy. It's an adult... 700 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:03,517 It's very valuable. 701 00:32:07,581 --> 00:32:08,776 [Audience applauding] 702 00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:11,669 Ladies and gentlemen, I am Taylor Doose. 703 00:32:12,211 --> 00:32:16,967 Welcome to the 43rd Annual Connecticut Festival of Living Pictures. 704 00:32:20,761 --> 00:32:25,038 As you may know, the town of Woodbury was supposed to host this year's festival... 705 00:32:25,306 --> 00:32:29,425 but due to their recent flooding, Woodbury backed out. 706 00:32:29,936 --> 00:32:33,725 They got a little moisture over there and basically said: 707 00:32:33,981 --> 00:32:36,096 "Oh, well, whatever, never mind." 708 00:32:36,274 --> 00:32:40,154 But the town of Stars Hollow was happy to step in... 709 00:32:40,404 --> 00:32:44,238 because this vital tradition must continue. 710 00:32:46,118 --> 00:32:48,155 The Festival of Living Pictures... 711 00:32:48,328 --> 00:32:49,966 has a storied history. 712 00:32:50,122 --> 00:32:53,113 Cecilia. That's a very pretty name. Very pretty. 713 00:32:53,332 --> 00:32:55,323 Keep it in your pants, Andrew. 714 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:59,335 Okay, listen up, people. The Fire Department is out here... 715 00:32:59,588 --> 00:33:01,579 because some dingbat parked in the red zone. 716 00:33:01,757 --> 00:33:04,510 Now, I warned you guys about parking there. 717 00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:06,038 So, who is it? 718 00:33:06,177 --> 00:33:08,168 Come on, speak up or you're gonna be towed. 719 00:33:08,346 --> 00:33:09,461 Who is it? 720 00:33:09,597 --> 00:33:11,986 I saw it when I came in. I think that's Kirk's. 721 00:33:12,183 --> 00:33:15,141 - You Judas! - Go move it, Kirk. 722 00:33:15,353 --> 00:33:16,388 Just trying to help. 723 00:33:16,521 --> 00:33:18,797 Shouldn't you kiss me on the cheek before you betray me? 724 00:33:18,982 --> 00:33:21,167 - You're gonna get towed. - Just keep away from me, pal. 725 00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:23,421 I'm getting tired of your holier-than-thou attitude. 726 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:24,645 I mean it! 727 00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:26,655 Rory, go. You're on. 728 00:33:26,822 --> 00:33:29,621 Art Nouveau Clock Girl, you got your Zippo on you? 729 00:33:29,825 --> 00:33:31,862 Our first tableau was created... 730 00:33:32,036 --> 00:33:35,028 by the talented craftsmen in our little town. 731 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:40,085 It is a painting by the Italian master, Girolamo Parmigianino. 732 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:44,499 He was born in Parma and was of the Mannerist school... 733 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,986 becoming a master portraitist... 734 00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:52,093 blending the sensual style with the classical style of Raphael... 735 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:54,394 as you can see in his... 736 00:33:54,556 --> 00:33:58,106 Portrait of a Young Girl Named Anthea. 737 00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,039 [Classical music playing] 738 00:34:14,158 --> 00:34:17,150 Five minutes to The Last Supper, people. Five minutes. 739 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:21,692 Oh, my God! 740 00:34:21,831 --> 00:34:23,822 Christ, Judas, stop fighting! 741 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,038 You apostles, what good are you? Get in there and stop them. 742 00:34:27,253 --> 00:34:29,608 Hey, guys, come on. 743 00:34:30,882 --> 00:34:34,318 If I've re-pulled my calf muscle, you are so getting it! 744 00:34:34,552 --> 00:34:37,191 So perform a miracle and un-pull it, you jerk! 745 00:34:37,388 --> 00:34:40,221 You're a blasphemer. You're a blasphemer and a traitor! 746 00:34:40,432 --> 00:34:41,868 And let's face it. You're unattractive. 747 00:34:41,892 --> 00:34:43,291 Okay, we got no time for this. 748 00:34:43,435 --> 00:34:45,312 Get your butts on that stage. 749 00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:48,551 Apostles, keep Christ and Judas apart. 750 00:34:49,149 --> 00:34:51,617 Da Vinci's Last Supper has become... 751 00:34:51,818 --> 00:34:55,493 one of the most revered masterpieces in the world. 752 00:34:55,822 --> 00:35:00,532 This majestic fresco was completed in 1498... 753 00:35:00,868 --> 00:35:04,020 and its prestige has never diminished. 754 00:35:04,247 --> 00:35:06,396 You've been a jerk from the start. 755 00:35:06,581 --> 00:35:07,616 What about Shakey's? 756 00:35:07,749 --> 00:35:09,786 You all went out without me, and you lied about it. 757 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,880 - You're imagining things. - Simon Peter said so. 758 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:14,605 James, the son of Alphaeus, Lebbaeus. They all said so. 759 00:35:14,798 --> 00:35:16,914 When did you speak with Lebbaeus? 760 00:35:17,092 --> 00:35:19,891 If you two don't shut up, I'm gonna stick these papier-mâché rolls... 761 00:35:20,095 --> 00:35:21,129 down your throats! 762 00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:24,061 That's it. Curtain. 763 00:35:25,016 --> 00:35:28,896 And so now may we present The Last Supper. 764 00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:30,946 [Classical music playing] 765 00:35:50,873 --> 00:35:53,069 So, I was good? The ferret didn't upstage me? 766 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,127 The ferret underplayed it nicely. 767 00:35:55,294 --> 00:35:57,012 Isn't that that guitarist? 768 00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,306 It is. It's Gil. 769 00:35:59,465 --> 00:36:01,615 Rats, I was gonna call him tomorrow with the bad news. 770 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,711 You could just walk away rudely. 771 00:36:03,886 --> 00:36:07,162 I'll say a quick hello and tell him I'll call him tomorrow. 772 00:36:08,473 --> 00:36:09,793 Hey, Lane. 773 00:36:10,058 --> 00:36:12,971 - Trippy, huh? - Totally. How you doing, Gil? 774 00:36:13,186 --> 00:36:15,860 Great. I saw the flyers. I thought I'd come check it out. 775 00:36:16,064 --> 00:36:17,657 Cool. Great. Yeah. 776 00:36:18,566 --> 00:36:20,284 Don't sweat it, okay? 777 00:36:20,567 --> 00:36:23,923 - What do you mean? - It's okay. I know I'm not in the band. 778 00:36:24,613 --> 00:36:26,966 I picked up the vibe. The age difference. It 779 00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:29,289 doesn't bother me, but it's a little weird. 780 00:36:29,576 --> 00:36:30,725 Maybe a little. 781 00:36:30,869 --> 00:36:32,667 - It's cool, really. - Good. 782 00:36:32,996 --> 00:36:35,908 You're a great guy, Gil, and a great guitarist. 783 00:36:36,123 --> 00:36:38,478 - Someone's gonna scoop you up quick. - I hope so. 784 00:36:38,668 --> 00:36:41,137 I'm gonna keep going no matter what, not like last time. 785 00:36:41,337 --> 00:36:42,372 Last time? 786 00:36:42,505 --> 00:36:46,624 Yeah, I had another band, a great band, the hottest band in LA. 787 00:36:46,884 --> 00:36:49,683 We sold out all the clubs, The House of Blues, The Whiskey. 788 00:36:49,887 --> 00:36:51,843 And our guys were hanging out. 789 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:54,812 We had an awesome demo with Tunes, then we got our big break: 790 00:36:55,016 --> 00:36:58,247 an opening slot on a national tour with Quiet Riot. 791 00:36:58,478 --> 00:36:59,513 Wow. 792 00:36:59,646 --> 00:37:00,920 But we blew it. 793 00:37:01,064 --> 00:37:03,419 We were fighting all the time over money, over chicks. 794 00:37:03,608 --> 00:37:06,360 - We broke up before the tour even started. - Oh, no. 795 00:37:06,568 --> 00:37:09,082 It killed me. I didn't touch my axe for years. 796 00:37:09,279 --> 00:37:11,748 I just got a day gig and lived my life. 797 00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:13,789 Then a few months ago, I picked up my guitar... 798 00:37:13,909 --> 00:37:15,582 and I realized how much I missed it. 799 00:37:15,744 --> 00:37:17,263 So I went out looking again, and that's how you got my tape. 800 00:37:17,287 --> 00:37:18,561 Wow. 801 00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,776 But I'm not stopping this time for anything. 802 00:37:20,957 --> 00:37:23,471 I'm gonna keep going until it happens. 803 00:37:23,668 --> 00:37:25,659 But thanks for letting me play with you guys. 804 00:37:25,837 --> 00:37:28,113 It was a blast. You're fantastic. 805 00:37:29,841 --> 00:37:33,516 Well, get used to playing with us, Gil, 'cause you're in the band. 806 00:37:33,761 --> 00:37:35,160 - Really? - Really. 807 00:37:35,304 --> 00:37:37,055 - No way! - Way. 808 00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:40,055 My God! This is so cool! I can't believe it! 809 00:37:40,267 --> 00:37:41,701 I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 810 00:37:41,852 --> 00:37:45,766 Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Honey, kids, I am in the band. 811 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,897 - All right. - Yes. 812 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,387 Our guitarist is married. 813 00:37:50,526 --> 00:37:52,642 You made his kids happy, too. 814 00:37:58,617 --> 00:38:01,689 You guys watched the first two Matrixes on DVD together, too. 815 00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:04,301 - I heard all about it. - Get away from me. 816 00:38:04,623 --> 00:38:06,613 The Last Supper, ladies and gentlemen. 817 00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:08,623 Serene, wasn't it? 818 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:14,519 Better order quick. We're closing... 819 00:38:16,301 --> 00:38:18,099 - soon. - Surprise. 820 00:38:18,261 --> 00:38:19,456 I'll say. 821 00:38:19,721 --> 00:38:21,313 Lots of nuttiness going on out there. 822 00:38:21,472 --> 00:38:24,271 Yeah, it's The Festival of Nutty Pictures. 823 00:38:25,392 --> 00:38:28,066 You successfully avoid the nuttiness? 824 00:38:28,270 --> 00:38:32,901 For the most part, yeah. Christ's table was broken, so I fixed it. 825 00:38:33,817 --> 00:38:36,615 He's a carpenter. He should have fixed it himself. 826 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,152 Speaking of nutty... 827 00:38:39,322 --> 00:38:42,041 - all this, you and me. - Yeah. 828 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:45,214 If it happened to anyone else, I'd laugh. 829 00:38:45,411 --> 00:38:46,560 About what? 830 00:38:46,704 --> 00:38:50,174 Getting married is what broke us up. You gotta love the irony. 831 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:52,737 Yeah, it is a little ironic. 832 00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:56,460 Luke, I'm not gonna say that getting married on that ship... 833 00:38:56,672 --> 00:38:58,026 like we did wasn't wrong. 834 00:38:58,173 --> 00:39:00,733 We should have thought more about it. 835 00:39:01,301 --> 00:39:04,293 But maybe rushing into divorce would be just as wrong. 836 00:39:04,513 --> 00:39:07,265 - What are you talking about? - We're still you and me. 837 00:39:07,473 --> 00:39:10,864 - Why can't we have what we had before? - Which was? 838 00:39:11,102 --> 00:39:14,333 - Two people who loved being together. - We're in the middle of a divorce. 839 00:39:14,563 --> 00:39:16,759 - We can postpone it. - We can? 840 00:39:16,941 --> 00:39:19,251 I'm a lawyer. I know these things. 841 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:21,683 - Postpone it and do what? - Date. 842 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:24,835 - Date? - Remember? That was the fun part. 843 00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:28,520 So what you're saying is we get back together... 844 00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:31,576 not divorce, but not be married either? 845 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:33,813 I guess. 846 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:37,725 I know it sounds stupid, but it doesn't feel stupid. 847 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:39,773 Does it? 848 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,475 Picasso's Guernica, everybody. 849 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,986 Wasn't that something? 850 00:39:48,137 --> 00:39:52,050 Our next work is found in the gardens of Versailles... 851 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,980 in the country of our former ally, France. 852 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,943 It is one of more than 2,000 sculptures... 853 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,627 to be found in that famed garden. 854 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,103 I'd like to turn your attention now... 855 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:07,906 to our town's beloved gazebo for The Reaper. 856 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:23,711 Okay, our statue's done. Stamp it, ship it. 857 00:40:23,919 --> 00:40:27,389 Terrence and Lorelai, our Renoir couple, you're up next. Be ready. 858 00:40:27,631 --> 00:40:29,871 I'm just about done here, Patty. Just give me one second. 859 00:40:30,009 --> 00:40:32,398 Okay, I'm just saying two-minute warning. 860 00:40:32,595 --> 00:40:33,869 Terrence, get into place. 861 00:40:34,013 --> 00:40:36,288 My aching feet will never forgive me. 862 00:40:36,473 --> 00:40:38,113 You ready for your close-up, Miss Desmond? 863 00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:39,301 Just about. 864 00:40:39,434 --> 00:40:41,162 Grand finale's a great way to close this thing. 865 00:40:41,186 --> 00:40:43,382 I don't know why everybody's rushing me like this. 866 00:40:43,563 --> 00:40:46,123 Mom. You okay? 867 00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:49,308 - Yeah. No. - No? 868 00:40:49,569 --> 00:40:52,765 My heart is going a million miles a second. I feel hot. Is my makeup running? 869 00:40:52,988 --> 00:40:55,264 No, Mom, you look great. What's wrong? 870 00:40:55,574 --> 00:40:57,326 - I flinched. - What? 871 00:40:57,493 --> 00:40:59,853 Seven years ago, on this very stage, in this very costume... 872 00:40:59,953 --> 00:41:01,023 I flinched. 873 00:41:01,163 --> 00:41:03,632 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. You weren't watching. 874 00:41:03,832 --> 00:41:05,106 I was in denial. 875 00:41:05,249 --> 00:41:07,763 I just didn't want Taylor to be right, but he was. I flinched. 876 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,918 So what? You flinched a little. I bet most people didn't see it. 877 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:13,610 Stevie Wonder could've seen it. I almost knocked Terrence down. 878 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,359 I flinched. I am a big fat flincher. 879 00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:18,423 - But that was a long time ago. - Once a flincher, always a flincher. 880 00:41:18,638 --> 00:41:21,629 No, Mom. That was seven years ago. You're different now. 881 00:41:21,848 --> 00:41:24,158 Yeah, I am. I'm less stable. 882 00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:27,309 My muscles are weaker and my bones are more fragile. 883 00:41:27,521 --> 00:41:29,910 There are a dozen more ways for me to wobble now. 884 00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:33,145 I'm a Weeble, and Weebles wobble. I'm gonna blow the whole finale... 885 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,504 and the town is gonna hate me. 886 00:41:34,528 --> 00:41:37,645 Mom, listen, you are in amazing physical shape. 887 00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:39,536 This is mental. You can beat it. 888 00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:40,734 How? 889 00:41:41,617 --> 00:41:43,096 'Cause you can. 890 00:41:43,452 --> 00:41:45,489 - No specifics? - Not really. 891 00:41:46,455 --> 00:41:49,811 - I need something. - Close your eyes and think of England. 892 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:51,744 Okay. 893 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:55,073 And know that I love you no matter what happens up there... 894 00:41:55,296 --> 00:41:56,616 and go be still. 895 00:41:56,756 --> 00:41:58,315 - England. - England. 896 00:42:00,176 --> 00:42:02,372 She's not gonna flinch, is she? 897 00:42:03,096 --> 00:42:04,245 Is she? 898 00:42:04,472 --> 00:42:06,269 Made Pierre Auguste Renoir... 899 00:42:06,432 --> 00:42:09,151 one of the world's most beloved painters. 900 00:42:10,019 --> 00:42:13,011 So, to close our triumphant evening... 901 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:18,362 we give you his incomparable Dance at Bougival. 902 00:42:19,153 --> 00:42:20,586 [Classical music playing] 903 00:42:29,370 --> 00:42:31,361 Good girl. Keep it up. 904 00:42:36,668 --> 00:42:37,854 [Pager playing The Entertainer] 905 00:42:37,878 --> 00:42:39,437 Oh, no. 906 00:42:40,589 --> 00:42:42,023 No, no, no! 907 00:42:42,174 --> 00:42:45,132 - What the hell is that? - It's Sookie's baby pager. 908 00:42:45,385 --> 00:42:46,819 Oy to the vey. 909 00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:51,376 I can't look. 910 00:42:51,515 --> 00:42:53,347 Keep frozen. 911 00:42:53,976 --> 00:42:55,535 What's happening? 912 00:43:01,484 --> 00:43:03,555 That's it. Curtain. 913 00:43:14,496 --> 00:43:16,248 Ladies and gentlemen... 914 00:43:16,414 --> 00:43:20,008 thank you for making tonight such a success. 915 00:43:21,043 --> 00:43:24,035 On behalf of the town of Stars Hollow... 916 00:43:24,463 --> 00:43:29,173 we bid you adieu from The Festival of Living Pictures. 917 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,295 AUDIENCE: Bravo!