1 00:00:22,947 --> 00:00:24,699 [Singing in Hebrew] 2 00:00:31,373 --> 00:00:33,011 - I'm really gonna miss Stan. - I know. 3 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,600 I'm gonna miss him, too. 4 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:37,982 He was so cute with his fedora and his Hush Puppies. 5 00:00:38,213 --> 00:00:40,602 Every day, the fedora and the Hush Puppies. 6 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,472 If he just would have added some pants. 7 00:00:42,634 --> 00:00:42,866 Mom. 8 00:00:42,878 --> 00:00:44,705 Sorry, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 9 00:00:44,886 --> 00:00:46,763 'Cause you wouldn't want a downer funeral. 10 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:48,489 Okay, we're being serious now. 11 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,917 You remember every Tuesday, Stan came to the Independence Inn for lunch? 12 00:00:52,143 --> 00:00:54,143 - I remember. - And it was a total waste because... 13 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:57,062 he couldn't eat dairy, or salt, or meat. 14 00:00:57,273 --> 00:01:00,504 So he basically just came in every week for a salad with no oil... 15 00:01:00,735 --> 00:01:01,930 no mushrooms. 16 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:03,507 He hated mushrooms. 17 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:04,975 I hate mushrooms, too. 18 00:01:05,115 --> 00:01:08,107 Oh, here you go. You know... 19 00:01:08,326 --> 00:01:12,399 he called last week and made the first lunch reservation at the Dragonfly. 20 00:01:12,664 --> 00:01:14,621 - He did? - Don't cancel it. 21 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:16,020 No, of course not. 22 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:17,680 We'll save a seat for Stan. 23 00:01:17,836 --> 00:01:19,190 Save him a seat. 24 00:01:23,007 --> 00:01:25,886 You'll find the mourners' Kaddish on page 453. 25 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:31,229 "May His illustrious name become increasingly great and holy" 26 00:01:31,516 --> 00:01:34,429 Hey, did you ever notice that in Stars Hollow, death comes in fives? 27 00:01:34,644 --> 00:01:36,123 Do not try to lighten the mood. 28 00:01:36,271 --> 00:01:38,308 - I'm not. It's true. - It is? 29 00:01:38,481 --> 00:01:40,677 Yeah. Last year, Chester Thompson... 30 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,055 Sara Merriman, Fran, and the Dublin twins. 31 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:44,385 That's right. 32 00:01:44,529 --> 00:01:48,727 The year before, Chuck O'Mishner, Santo Perez Jr., Santo Perez Sr... 33 00:01:48,992 --> 00:01:51,632 Perry Lewis and Charlie Slater. You're right. 34 00:01:51,828 --> 00:01:54,980 And now, Pinochle Downs, Mr. Angelotopolis... 35 00:01:55,206 --> 00:01:57,244 - Mrs. Krenz. - And Stan. 36 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:59,667 Wait a minute. That's only four. 37 00:01:59,837 --> 00:02:01,475 It is only four. 38 00:02:01,839 --> 00:02:03,671 That means the fifth hasn't happened yet. 39 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:07,800 "Blessed, praised, glorified, exalted" 40 00:02:08,054 --> 00:02:10,887 Number five could be in this room right now. 41 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,892 - Oh, no. - What? 42 00:02:13,142 --> 00:02:14,828 LORELAI: Hank Krutzman. RORY: Hank Krutzman? 43 00:02:14,852 --> 00:02:16,411 SOOKIE: Why would it be Hank Krutzman? 44 00:02:16,562 --> 00:02:19,554 - Because he's 110. - Hank's 110? 45 00:02:19,774 --> 00:02:20,844 No. 46 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:22,067 Why would you say that? 47 00:02:22,193 --> 00:02:24,423 'Cause that's the age you say when someone's really old. 48 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,932 - I don't. - What age do you say? 49 00:02:26,072 --> 00:02:29,827 I say the age they are, otherwise I would seem cruel and insensitive. 50 00:02:30,076 --> 00:02:32,716 Fine. The point is, he is very, very old. 51 00:02:32,912 --> 00:02:34,664 Well that doesn't make him number five. 52 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:37,390 - I don't know. - Hank Krutzman. 53 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:41,080 - He was such a happy guy. - He had such a good life. 54 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:43,730 - He owned those horses. - He loved his golf. 55 00:02:43,923 --> 00:02:45,038 - Stop. - What? 56 00:02:45,174 --> 00:02:47,609 You guys just eulogized Hank. He's not even dead yet. 57 00:02:47,802 --> 00:02:49,031 At this time... 58 00:02:49,178 --> 00:02:52,853 I would like to call up Stan's dear friend and fellow Rotary Club member... 59 00:02:53,099 --> 00:02:54,248 Rev. Skinner. 60 00:02:55,768 --> 00:02:58,601 - Okay, but if we do think it's Hank. - We don't think it's Hank. 61 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:00,929 - Why not? - Because if we think it's Hank... 62 00:03:01,107 --> 00:03:04,418 and something happens, and it turns out to be Hank, then we caused it. 63 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,643 - She's right. - It's not Hank. 64 00:03:06,904 --> 00:03:09,703 So let's just focus on Stan because he's dead... 65 00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:11,500 and we had nothing to do with it. 66 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,774 - Fine. - Right. 67 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:15,550 My good friend Stan Green lived here for 56 years. 68 00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:18,864 He loved this town with its friendly people, charming stores... 69 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,596 and beautiful church bells. 70 00:03:20,751 --> 00:03:22,822 Now many of you don't remember the church bells. 71 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:26,394 They fell into disrepair about 20 years ago and have been quiet ever since. 72 00:03:26,632 --> 00:03:28,669 But Stan remembered those bells... 73 00:03:28,843 --> 00:03:32,199 and it was his wish that they ring out over Stars Hollow once again. 74 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:36,060 So he generously bequeathed the funds to make that dream come true. 75 00:03:38,269 --> 00:03:41,466 We're going to restore the bells in honor of our dear friend Stan... 76 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,999 and every time they ring, we'll think of him. 77 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:47,388 - He will be missed but never forgotten. - Oh, Stan. 78 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:49,254 Thank you, Reverend. 79 00:03:49,572 --> 00:03:53,202 Now, please join us in saying goodbye at the cemetery. 80 00:03:56,746 --> 00:03:57,816 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 81 00:03:57,955 --> 00:03:59,025 Do you remember the bells? 82 00:03:59,165 --> 00:04:00,883 - No, it was before my time. - Me, too. 83 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:03,238 - Sounds great. - They were fantastic. 84 00:04:03,419 --> 00:04:06,332 One of my most romantic memories happened during those bells. 85 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,778 - Your first kiss? - Sure, okay. 86 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,158 [Hank grunting] 87 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,059 SOOKIE: Oh, no. Hank! PATTY: Hank, are you all right? 88 00:04:14,263 --> 00:04:16,618 - He's okay. - Thank God. 89 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:19,367 We're gonna be very stressed out for the rest of Hank's life. 90 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,871 - Serves us right for making him the fifth. - We did not make him the fifth. 91 00:04:23,105 --> 00:04:25,025 - We don't have that power. - We just speculated. 92 00:04:25,149 --> 00:04:27,299 That's it. For all we know, anyone could be the fifth. 93 00:04:27,485 --> 00:04:31,319 That's right, it could be anyone. Taylor or Reggie or Andrew or Kirk. 94 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:32,721 [Thudding] 95 00:04:32,948 --> 00:04:34,586 KIRK: It's going dark! 96 00:04:37,203 --> 00:04:39,194 We are the Witches of Eastwick. 97 00:05:34,302 --> 00:05:36,020 [Playing hard rock song] 98 00:05:51,528 --> 00:05:53,121 - Yeah. - Perfect. 99 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,715 That middle-A drum roll was awesome! 100 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,102 - So keep it? - Keep it. 101 00:05:57,242 --> 00:05:58,721 Zack, you seem less than thrilled. 102 00:05:58,869 --> 00:06:00,701 Yeah, man. You look like my seven-year-old... 103 00:06:00,871 --> 00:06:02,145 when she's all grumpy-puss. 104 00:06:02,289 --> 00:06:04,929 - Look, far be it for me to complain. - Since when? 105 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,355 - Don't be a putz. - But you complain a lot. 106 00:06:07,544 --> 00:06:09,820 I just think we're a little too on the beat, that's all. 107 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:12,599 - Too on the beat? That's crazy. - How can we be too on the beat? 108 00:06:12,799 --> 00:06:15,359 - We should be off the beat? - Sorry I brought it up. 109 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:19,022 Let's just play perfectly on the beat and add a laser show and a flute and... 110 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:20,784 be prog rock, if that's what you want. 111 00:06:20,932 --> 00:06:23,685 We're just trying to figure out what you mean. So we're too perfect? 112 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:25,965 - I think. - Are we practicing too much? 113 00:06:26,146 --> 00:06:27,944 We don't practice too much, we're just good. 114 00:06:28,106 --> 00:06:31,576 I don't want to sound all fake and computerized. I don't want to be ♪NSYNC. 115 00:06:31,818 --> 00:06:34,856 - ♪NSYNC? What's that? - ♪NSYNC is one of those sucky boy bands. 116 00:06:35,072 --> 00:06:37,905 I'm rock and roll. I don't know anything about boy bands. 117 00:06:38,116 --> 00:06:40,346 I don't, either. I've just read about them, okay? 118 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:41,684 You read about ♪NSYNC? 119 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:43,944 Are they like a guilty pleasure for you or something? 120 00:06:44,122 --> 00:06:47,831 If we're getting confessional and all, I kind of like Simon and Garfunkel. 121 00:06:48,085 --> 00:06:49,605 I have this thing for Fleetwood Mac... 122 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:50,906 I'm embarrassed to say. 123 00:06:51,046 --> 00:06:54,960 - Sarah McLachlan. So, ♪NSYNC? - I'm not into ♪NSYNC! 124 00:06:55,217 --> 00:06:58,175 I just read a lot about music, and I've read about them. 125 00:06:58,387 --> 00:06:59,821 And I don't read, I skim. 126 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:02,929 Hey, as far as the beat goes, we could loosen things up a bit. 127 00:07:03,141 --> 00:07:04,290 I mean, I know I can. 128 00:07:04,434 --> 00:07:08,268 That's all I'm saying. A little more Stones, a little less Kraftwerk. 129 00:07:08,522 --> 00:07:10,638 Are we taking a break now? I gotta make a call. 130 00:07:10,816 --> 00:07:12,489 Yeah, let's take a break. 131 00:07:15,737 --> 00:07:17,808 - You're so mean to him. - No, I'm not. 132 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:20,788 He knows exactly who you're talking about, and he's so nice. 133 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:24,189 Yeah, I mean, he comes early, he brings sandwiches from his shop. 134 00:07:24,413 --> 00:07:27,565 Never an Italian sub with pickles, which is what I like, I must say. 135 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:30,510 I would rather you gave me the hard time, instead of Gil... 136 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,429 since I'm the one who let him in the band. 137 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:35,659 We all let him in. We're a democracy. We all let him in the band. 138 00:07:35,882 --> 00:07:38,681 Fine! We all let him in, so we should all remember that. 139 00:07:38,885 --> 00:07:41,957 You guys are not gonna believe this, not in a million years. 140 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:43,773 - Xander won his soccer match? - No. 141 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:47,607 That's at 4:00 tomorrow. We, the band, are booked... 142 00:07:47,894 --> 00:07:49,168 at CBGB's. 143 00:07:49,312 --> 00:07:52,031 ZACK: We're what? GIL: Dude, we have a gig at CBGB's. 144 00:07:52,274 --> 00:07:55,187 - CBGB's in New York? - No, in Hackensack. 145 00:07:55,527 --> 00:07:57,438 Joke, dudes. The one in New York. 146 00:07:57,612 --> 00:07:59,888 - Oh, my God! - Gil, come on. Are you serious? 147 00:08:00,073 --> 00:08:02,587 Dude, I am always serious about rock and roll. 148 00:08:02,784 --> 00:08:03,933 How did this happen? 149 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:05,988 My buddy Pete works sound there. 150 00:08:06,163 --> 00:08:09,315 I got him a tape, he slipped it to the Booker. Bam! We're in. 151 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:11,498 - Holy bam. - I need my inhaler. 152 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:14,899 It's not a great slot. It's 1:00 on a Tuesday night. 153 00:08:15,505 --> 00:08:18,942 - Who cares? It's CBGB's. - The Ramones started there. 154 00:08:19,552 --> 00:08:23,068 Blondie, Sonic Youth, Television, Talking Heads, the list goes on and on. 155 00:08:23,306 --> 00:08:26,139 I said yes. It's okay to say yes? 156 00:08:28,478 --> 00:08:30,151 I guess it's okay. 157 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:33,709 LORELAI: It sure is pretty, isn't it? RORY: Yes, it is. 158 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:36,009 - I love the first snow of the year. - I know, me, too. 159 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:38,071 Although this isn't the first snow of the year. 160 00:08:38,237 --> 00:08:39,307 - It isn't? - No. 161 00:08:39,447 --> 00:08:41,800 - What happened to the first snow? - I had a philosophy final. 162 00:08:41,824 --> 00:08:42,859 Right. Yeah. 163 00:08:42,992 --> 00:08:45,188 And the second snow of the season was on Wednesday. 164 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:48,840 - I had my walk-through of the inn. - So this is the third snow of the season. 165 00:08:49,082 --> 00:08:51,551 - Fourth, the third was on Saturday. - Why didn't you call me? 166 00:08:51,751 --> 00:08:54,743 - It happened in the middle of the night. - You still could have called me. 167 00:08:54,962 --> 00:08:56,396 - In the middle of the night? - Yes. 168 00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:59,460 You want me to call you at Yale in the middle of the night to say: 169 00:08:59,675 --> 00:09:01,791 "Drive 20 miles to stand in the snow with Mommy?" 170 00:09:01,969 --> 00:09:03,118 - Yes. - And then we take... 171 00:09:03,262 --> 00:09:05,617 the Craziest Mother-Daughter title from Judy and Liza. 172 00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:07,287 - So fourth snow of the season. - Yep. 173 00:09:07,392 --> 00:09:09,110 - Still pretty. - Yes, we are. 174 00:09:09,268 --> 00:09:10,463 [Church bells ringing] 175 00:09:10,645 --> 00:09:13,319 - They fixed the bells. - Stan. 176 00:09:39,590 --> 00:09:42,548 See, if we'd taken our traditional first-snow-of-the-season walk... 177 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,912 - we wouldn't have heard the bells. - Bless our oppressive schedules. 178 00:09:46,139 --> 00:09:48,029 I have to go drop something off at Lane's. 179 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,814 I have to drop something off at Luke's. 180 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:51,174 What? 181 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:54,940 I'm just dropping off some stuff and a few things, and I need coffee. 182 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:56,333 - I'll meet you there. - Hurry. 183 00:09:56,357 --> 00:09:58,357 We can come back out for the bells in half an hour. 184 00:09:58,443 --> 00:10:00,400 Order me some coffee, a muffin, and onion rings. 185 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,256 Look what I passed on to the next generation. 186 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,590 - Eating habits from Hades. - Love that DNA. 187 00:10:04,782 --> 00:10:06,932 Pursue an interview with a distinguished leader... 188 00:10:07,118 --> 00:10:10,190 with great influence on the community, state, or nation. 189 00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:15,009 That sounds like it should be interesting. Who should we interview? 190 00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:17,527 - Jordan? - Pastor Cho's available. 191 00:10:17,712 --> 00:10:21,103 Yes, Pastor Cho would be interesting... 192 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:24,731 and convenient, since his house is right on campus. 193 00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:28,166 Okay, good option in Pastor Cho. Any other suggestions? 194 00:10:28,389 --> 00:10:32,223 - Assistant Pastor Eric? - Yes, Assistant Pastor Eric. 195 00:10:32,477 --> 00:10:35,515 Also a fine idea. He lives next door to Pastor Cho. 196 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:38,688 - Anyone like to think outside the clergy? - Why? 197 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,779 - Pastor Cho did it last year. - Pastor Cho does it every year. 198 00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:44,296 Then perhaps Pastor Cho might like a rest. 199 00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:47,527 - Then it would be Assistant Pastor Eric. - Hey, I have an idea. 200 00:10:47,742 --> 00:10:50,780 How about we send a letter to Bill Clinton? 201 00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:53,714 - It's a long shot, but you never know. - Bill Clinton? 202 00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:56,304 - Yeah. - But Pastor Cho's expecting our call. 203 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,619 Unless he's sick, in which case it would be Assistant Pastor Eric. 204 00:10:59,837 --> 00:11:03,148 - Yes, but I... - Lane, Rory is here to see you. 205 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:10,068 - Rory, hi and bless you. - Lane, hi and thank you. 206 00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:14,706 Rory, this is Andy, Sara, Jill, Marla, and Jordan. 207 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:17,014 Nice to meet you all. I didn't mean to interrupt. 208 00:11:17,188 --> 00:11:19,987 I just wanted to return your book and get another. 209 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:22,512 Of course, I'll be right back. 210 00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:25,412 - Please hurry, the tea is almost ready. - I will. 211 00:11:27,365 --> 00:11:30,085 - So how'd you like it? - It's great. 212 00:11:30,285 --> 00:11:31,639 I burned a copy for my mom. 213 00:11:31,787 --> 00:11:35,064 You know, It's people like you who are destroying the music industry. 214 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,804 Oh, now, Britney's gotta shoulder some of the blame. 215 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,756 Let me see. How about the New Pornographers? 216 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,325 Sold. 217 00:11:43,465 --> 00:11:45,345 It's quite a lively bunch you've got down there. 218 00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:48,149 Yeah, I'm kind of worried. All those breakables. 219 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,494 What are you working on? 220 00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:52,756 The usual. How to avoid any contact with the outside world. 221 00:11:52,975 --> 00:11:55,330 Those guys must really be screwing up the curve. 222 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:58,159 Yes. It's annoying. However, today, I could care less... 223 00:11:58,355 --> 00:12:01,791 because today, all I can think about is the gig. I mean, I can't believe it. 224 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,221 I'm actually gonna be on stage at CBGB's! 225 00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:06,599 I know, but how are you gonna get there? 226 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,852 I will get there. As we speak, I am working on the perfect alibi. 227 00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:11,748 What have you got so far? 228 00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:17,261 Mama, may I run something past you? 229 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,374 - That's it. - I like it. 230 00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:23,935 I was originally gonna start with "can I run something past you" but... 231 00:12:24,173 --> 00:12:26,642 I thought the "may I" added a certain level of respect. 232 00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:29,914 I agree, however, you now need to add an excuse. 233 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:33,926 I've come up with lots of mid-afternoon and evening alibis but... 234 00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:35,856 so far, no 1:00 a.m. alibis. 235 00:12:36,018 --> 00:12:38,817 You can always tell your mom that you're sleeping over at my dorm. 236 00:12:39,021 --> 00:12:41,490 She knows they're co-ed. By the way, she's praying for you. 237 00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,250 - So you wanna borrow the new Sparks? - Please. 238 00:12:44,568 --> 00:12:48,482 How about this? Tell your mom that you're taking an astronomy class... 239 00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:51,333 and you have to go on a field trip to look at the stars. 240 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:53,763 There are no astronomy classes at Adventist College. 241 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:57,183 - That would imply the universe is old. - Not a lot of loopholes in your world? 242 00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:58,534 I'll come up with something. 243 00:12:58,582 --> 00:13:01,096 My entire life has been a training session for this very event. 244 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:04,012 - I have faith in you. - Thank you. Wait! 245 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,115 Getting a little sloppy there. 246 00:13:12,638 --> 00:13:15,198 - Lane, your classmates are waiting. - Sorry, Mama. 247 00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:17,951 I gotta go. Thank you for the book. Bye, Mrs. Kim. 248 00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:19,213 Wait! 249 00:13:21,647 --> 00:13:24,526 "Jane.♪ One Woman's Harrowing Journey to God." 250 00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:28,567 - Good choice. - Thank you, ma'am. 251 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,271 Smart move jumping on my band wagon with the... 252 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:35,248 - International Relations Association. - Like I had a choice. 253 00:13:35,452 --> 00:13:36,763 - What? - You dragged me here, Paris. 254 00:13:36,787 --> 00:13:39,506 You'll thank me when you interview for grad school in a few years... 255 00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:41,768 and find your waifish looks aren't quite as charming. 256 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:42,987 Whatever that means. 257 00:13:43,127 --> 00:13:44,959 These kind of clubs look good on your resume. 258 00:13:45,129 --> 00:13:47,439 You know what else looks good? Passing your classes. 259 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,862 No one studies more than you do. You're fine. Now, remember to argue. 260 00:13:51,093 --> 00:13:53,243 Even if you have nothing to say or add, be vocal. 261 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:56,023 Very few people in life listen to what anyone else says anyhow. 262 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,373 - It's all about volume. - Can I ask why you're so... 263 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,994 interested in international relations? You're premed. 264 00:14:01,186 --> 00:14:03,000 It's critical to step out of one's major 265 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:05,020 and experience our world's sweeping expanse. 266 00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:08,824 - Plus, a certain fellow told me about it. - Okay, enough with that. 267 00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:11,538 - This is too much. - What? 268 00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:14,049 - Our adviser, Professor Freedman. - You know her? 269 00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:17,233 Of her. Her daughter was busted last spring by New Haven Police... 270 00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:20,252 for growing pot in their basement, right during harvest season. 271 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:23,130 - Strangely, it never made the papers. - How do you know about it? 272 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,724 - A certain fellow told me. - I've got to stop asking questions. 273 00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:39,643 - Luke. - Yeah, Kirk. 274 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,846 - What time is it? - I'm not saying, Kirk. 275 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,091 - Why not? - 'Cause I just told you 30 seconds ago. 276 00:14:44,272 --> 00:14:47,230 More like 45 seconds if you add in all the bickering. 277 00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:49,380 3:58. 278 00:14:49,527 --> 00:14:53,282 - Only two minutes until the bells. - Unless, of course, I'm fast. 279 00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,695 - You're cruel at times, Luke. - Only when poked with a stick. 280 00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:00,141 - Coffee, big cup, and hello. - Lorelai, what time do you have? 281 00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,522 - Do not tell him. He already knows. - I do not. 282 00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:05,221 If you just wait for the bells, then you'll get to hear them... 283 00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:06,738 then you'll know what time it is. 284 00:15:06,795 --> 00:15:08,672 Actually, that's not true. 285 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:11,910 The other day, I stood too close to the bells, and they rang so loud... 286 00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,204 that there's now a persistent ringing in my ears. 287 00:15:14,386 --> 00:15:17,378 Now I can't tell the church bells from the Kirk bells. 288 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,354 - Did you go to the doctor? - Yes, he says I have tinnitus. 289 00:15:20,558 --> 00:15:23,755 I looked it up on the web at Celebrities Who Share Your Disease... 290 00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:26,447 and found that William Shatner is likewise afflicted. 291 00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,525 Really? Kirk and Capt. Kirk? 292 00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:31,285 The irony wasn't lost on me. Was that them? 293 00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:34,444 Relax, the church bells will be the loud, obnoxious ones. 294 00:15:34,656 --> 00:15:38,092 - Somebody doesn't like bells. - Not everyone likes bells. 295 00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:41,284 - No. Actually, they do. - They enjoy the constant interruptions... 296 00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:46,047 in conversations, the monotonous drone of the same tones hour after hour? 297 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:50,407 Yes, can you believe it? These are the same freaks who also like sunsets... 298 00:15:50,672 --> 00:15:53,790 and the moon, and the stars. What are the paint chips for? 299 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:56,807 - I'm just doing some painting. - Really? 300 00:15:57,011 --> 00:16:00,208 You mean, you're not gonna collect and trade them amongst your friends? 301 00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,821 - What are you painting? - Our apartment. 302 00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:04,849 You and I, we're getting an apartment? 303 00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:07,613 No. Me and Nicole, we're getting an apartment. 304 00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:11,754 - That's great. When? - When what? 305 00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:14,454 - When are you getting an apartment? - Three weeks ago. 306 00:16:14,654 --> 00:16:16,884 - Three weeks. You moved already? - Yes. 307 00:16:19,117 --> 00:16:22,428 - Wow! So, where is the apartment? - Litchfield. 308 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:25,996 - You moved to Litchfield? - Yes. 309 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,157 - Three weeks ago you moved to Litchfield? - Yes. 310 00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,450 - Litchfield is another county. - Yes. 311 00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:33,006 Three weeks ago you moved to another county? 312 00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:35,972 - Were you gonna mention this to me? - Sure. 313 00:16:36,176 --> 00:16:37,371 - When? - When it came up. 314 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:38,625 - When it came up? - Yeah. 315 00:16:38,762 --> 00:16:40,661 So if I hadn't asked for the next 20 or 30 316 00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:42,676 years, and I sent a fruit basket upstairs... 317 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:45,526 - you never would have gotten it? - It's not that big a deal. 318 00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:47,808 It's not like we tell each other everything. 319 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,958 No, of course we don't. 320 00:16:49,189 --> 00:16:52,545 I mean, I tore my panty hose this morning, and I didn't tell you about it. 321 00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:55,655 - Oh, wait. I guess I just did. - You know now, right? 322 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,694 - Yeah, right. - Look, nothing's changed. 323 00:16:57,864 --> 00:17:00,424 Yeah, nothing's changed, except you don't live here! 324 00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:03,177 - So what? - So I don't even have your phone number. 325 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,249 - I'll give you my phone number. - I don't even know what you live in. 326 00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:09,414 - An apartment, a trailer, a bat cave. - A townhouse. 327 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:13,335 A townhouse? Sure, because when I look at you, I think "common driveway." 328 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:15,818 It's fine. You'll come over and see it eventually. 329 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:18,999 Will I come over? Because me coming over implies we're friends. 330 00:17:19,219 --> 00:17:20,857 - We are friends. - No. 331 00:17:21,054 --> 00:17:24,604 We're not friends. Friends tell each other at least the most basic things... 332 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:27,682 like where you live and when you moved away. 333 00:17:27,936 --> 00:17:30,212 I thought we were friends, but I guess we're not. 334 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,990 - Where are you going? - I can't say. 335 00:17:32,148 --> 00:17:33,183 Lorelai! 336 00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:34,511 [Church bells ringing] 337 00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:36,369 Damn bells! 338 00:17:41,116 --> 00:17:43,676 This is the tragedy that results when your mom leaves town... 339 00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,708 leaving your dad in charge of the care package. 340 00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,429 Cling peaches in light syrup. 341 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,539 They make rice crispy treats in foil packs now. How hard is that? 342 00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:52,071 Want your smile back? 343 00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:55,249 - Pork Top Ramen. - For that, you share your care package. 344 00:17:55,464 --> 00:17:58,183 Fine. My mom doesn't bake, but she knows people who do. 345 00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,261 This makes great packing material. 346 00:18:00,428 --> 00:18:02,817 Look, the guy over by the vending machine. 347 00:18:04,181 --> 00:18:07,572 - Two thumbs up. - That is my friend Josh's roommate... 348 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,881 - William. - Hello, Your Highness. 349 00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:13,020 - I'm seriously debating a move here. - Nakedness tends to work. 350 00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:17,146 I met him at this party this weekend. He's pretty cool and funny. 351 00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:20,839 He tells a story about a girl in this dorm. She doesn't even know him. 352 00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:24,031 She comes up and starts talking to him, and he's talking to her... 353 00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:27,395 just to be nice, but she thinks he's into her or something. 354 00:18:27,621 --> 00:18:29,851 So three seconds later, she asks him out. 355 00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:33,591 Of course, he said no, but I guess to her, no doesn't mean no... 356 00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:36,225 so now she's showing up everywhere he is. 357 00:18:36,714 --> 00:18:39,467 He calls her his adoring fan. 358 00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:40,790 Did he say who it was? 359 00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:44,806 Someone cranked up the karaoke machine right then. So, no. No names. 360 00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:47,206 But his impression of her asking him out... 361 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:51,783 all flitty eyelashes and "look how hot I am" is hilarious. 362 00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:55,693 Intrigue. Psycho-girl in the dorm. 363 00:18:55,941 --> 00:18:57,261 I wonder who it can be. 364 00:18:58,444 --> 00:19:01,323 So now that he lives in Litchfield, what's that supposed to mean? 365 00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:03,760 - According to Luke, nothing. - What about the diner? 366 00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:06,065 He said the diner's fine. Everything's fine. 367 00:19:06,243 --> 00:19:08,996 He's gonna continue working here even though he's living there? 368 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:11,924 Apparently, he'll go from being grumpy Luke to grumpy commuter Luke. 369 00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:15,003 Luke plus road rage. There's a healthy combination. 370 00:19:15,378 --> 00:19:17,847 - What do you think of that sconce? - It's too British. 371 00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,799 I swear, he should work for the CIA. 372 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,763 He gives away nothing, absolutely nothing. 373 00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:24,042 - I have friends there. - What? Where? 374 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,332 - The CIA. - No, you don't. 375 00:19:26,514 --> 00:19:29,427 Yes... You didn't mean the Culinary Institute of America? 376 00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:32,031 - No. - Okay, then. 377 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:35,197 - What about this? - No, too Spanish. 378 00:19:35,398 --> 00:19:38,151 Three weeks he's been living there, and not a single word. 379 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,272 And he looked at me like I was completely insane to be upset. 380 00:19:41,487 --> 00:19:43,000 - What about this one? - Too German. 381 00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:46,068 - How can a sconce be too German? - It's shaped like a knackwurst. 382 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:49,275 It is not. It is. Why would they do that? 383 00:19:49,495 --> 00:19:52,613 Maybe I am insane. What's the big deal? Just because I go in there... 384 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,903 for coffee every day, that doesn't make us friends. 385 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,995 - You are friends. - But I thought we were... 386 00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:59,922 friend friends, and apparently we're just coffee friends. 387 00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:03,169 I buy the coffee, and he's my friend. It's like a dog and a liver treat. 388 00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,944 If you have a liver treat the dog'll like you. That's us. 389 00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,571 Are you the dog or the liver treat? 390 00:20:07,722 --> 00:20:10,635 I was the liver treat, and I thought I was a collar... 391 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:12,650 or at least a really cute leash, and I'm not. 392 00:20:12,768 --> 00:20:16,318 I want to chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about. 393 00:20:16,564 --> 00:20:18,840 I'm talking about nothing. Never mind. 394 00:20:19,024 --> 00:20:20,024 [Baby crying] 395 00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:22,252 I'm coming, cookie. 396 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,873 - What's the matter? Is he hungry? - No, it's the bells. 397 00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:28,792 - The bells aren't ringing. - No, but they're about to. 398 00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:31,587 - He's crying in anticipation of the bells? - He hates them. 399 00:20:31,787 --> 00:20:34,620 At first, he just cried when they rang. Now he knows their schedule. 400 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,152 That's terrible. 401 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,727 Believe me, the 5:00ers are the worst. 402 00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:40,239 [Church bells ringing] 403 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:43,019 - I know. - Poor thing. 404 00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:47,883 Sookie, look it's Luke. 405 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:49,494 What's he doing? 406 00:20:53,309 --> 00:20:55,107 He's shoveling my walk. 407 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:56,960 He's good. 408 00:20:57,813 --> 00:20:59,212 I'll be right back. 409 00:21:04,237 --> 00:21:05,750 You missed a spot. 410 00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:09,478 This is really nice, Luke. Can we fight again? 411 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,377 'Cause I need my rain gutters cleaned. 412 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,891 You think everything is your business. 413 00:21:14,081 --> 00:21:17,278 Everything is about you. Well here's a news flash: 414 00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,378 Some things are not about you. 415 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:22,144 - Why are you yelling at me? - If I want to move in with Nicole... 416 00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:25,486 - it concerns her and me, and that is it. - Yeah, I know. 417 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:28,596 It does not concern you. It is none of your business. 418 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:32,195 I don't have to tell you anything! And you do not have the right... 419 00:21:32,432 --> 00:21:34,713 to make me feel guilty because I didn't tell you anything. 420 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:35,925 I wasn't trying... 421 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,941 I've been tying my own shoes since I was four... 422 00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,858 I've been repairing my own car since I was 14... 423 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,819 and I have been making my own decisions since I could crawl! 424 00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:47,224 - What does that have to do with anything? - I owe you nothing! 425 00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:49,085 - Fine! - Nothing! 426 00:21:49,282 --> 00:21:52,081 And shovel your walk! It is a safety hazard, and you can't... 427 00:21:52,285 --> 00:21:55,676 just walk past it and ignore the fact that the snow is up to your ass! 428 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:59,623 - You've got my shovel! - I loaned it to you three years ago! 429 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:05,141 When you boil it down, isn't the whole Israeli-Palestinian problem... 430 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,535 a case of sibling rivalry? 431 00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:09,269 - Follow up. - The Old Testament. It's all there. 432 00:22:09,469 --> 00:22:11,585 Israelis are descendents of Abraham and Sarah. 433 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,039 Arabs are the descendents of Abraham and his maid, Hagar. 434 00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:16,659 So Israelis and Arabs both have the same dad... 435 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,207 and both want to be the great nation God promised Abraham. 436 00:22:19,396 --> 00:22:21,706 They might as well fight over who gets the TV remote. 437 00:22:21,898 --> 00:22:24,412 Your biblical facts are accurate, Paris, but your argument... 438 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,964 disregards the complexities of the past 4,000 years. 439 00:22:27,154 --> 00:22:28,383 I know, research takes time. 440 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:31,568 At least I don't worry about Cheech growing Thai stick in the rec room. 441 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:32,898 - What? - Nothing. 442 00:22:33,035 --> 00:22:34,184 Okay. Anyone else? 443 00:22:34,327 --> 00:22:36,318 It's just a power struggle, nothing mysterious. 444 00:22:36,496 --> 00:22:38,407 - Follow up? - Who wins in this game? 445 00:22:38,582 --> 00:22:40,812 In whose best interest is it to keep the kids fighting? 446 00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,436 Right. Like there's some all-powerful entity manipulating... 447 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,939 the entire population of Israel. There's a good thought process for you. 448 00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:48,854 - Excuse me? - It's more complex than that. 449 00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:51,319 - But if you disregard power... - That's not what I said. 450 00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:54,469 Maybe if you sat up straight you could hear a little more clearly. 451 00:22:54,681 --> 00:22:56,194 Decorum, people. 452 00:22:56,349 --> 00:22:58,579 Israel is made up of over 6 million individuals... 453 00:22:58,769 --> 00:23:01,443 each with a unique view on the situation. 454 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:04,638 You know something about a unique view of a situation, don't you? 455 00:23:04,858 --> 00:23:06,337 - I guess. - Because propaganda... 456 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,954 and the spreading of blatant, heinous, ridiculous lies... 457 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:12,988 can cause more damage than guns, bombs or any sort of weaponry. 458 00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,472 Personally, if I'm in an alley with Osama, I'd rather he was armed... 459 00:23:16,703 --> 00:23:18,303 with a blatant, heinous lie than an Uzi. 460 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,557 That's because you're an idiot. 461 00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:21,458 You didn't look scary when you came in here. 462 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,853 RORY: Oh, yeah? Give me back my pencil. FREEDMAN: Okay, you two. 463 00:23:23,877 --> 00:23:26,949 Let's take a cooling-off period and hear from someone else. 464 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,004 Sara, your thoughts on this. 465 00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,465 LORELAI: I'm starving. RORY: Order a pizza. 466 00:23:31,718 --> 00:23:34,437 - No. It's snowing. They won't deliver. - Then go to AI's. 467 00:23:34,638 --> 00:23:37,232 - It's curry night! - China Charlie's sounds pretty good. 468 00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:38,786 - I hate Chinese. - Since when? 469 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,934 - Since tonight. - You're acting like a 4-year-old. 470 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:43,982 - I don't care. I'm bored. - This is stupid. Just go to Luke's. 471 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,908 - No way. - Come on. You guys always fight. 472 00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,020 - Not like this. - And then you make up. 473 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,993 - No, I'm not going to Luke's. - You're gonna starve to death. 474 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:55,349 Fine. I will starve to death because I'm not gonna reward bad behavior. 475 00:23:55,575 --> 00:23:58,010 - Is there something in the fridge? - Nothing edible. 476 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:01,833 - There's Beefaroni. You like Beefaroni. - I'm not in the mood for Beefaroni. 477 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:04,358 - Mom, you have to do something. - I need a suggestion. 478 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,819 - Have you read The Bell Jar? - Not funny. 479 00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:09,597 - You know what? You're on your own. - No. Come on. 480 00:24:09,798 --> 00:24:11,915 I have to study, and you're in your stubborn mood. 481 00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:15,131 I sat up all night when you had the chicken pox. I held your hand... 482 00:24:15,346 --> 00:24:17,746 so you couldn't scratch your face and scar your perfect skin. 483 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,170 You look that way because of me. 484 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:21,299 - Good night, Mom. - But the chicken pox. 485 00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:23,309 Beefaroni. It's calling you. 486 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:29,360 [Church bells ringing] 487 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:35,772 MAN: Shut up! 488 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,879 PATTY: One and two and three and four. 489 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,309 Ignore the bells. Stay on the beat. 490 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:45,054 The bells just screw it all to hell. 491 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,887 And one and two and three and four. 492 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:52,877 And one and... One and two and three and four and... 493 00:25:03,019 --> 00:25:06,330 - You want to help me break the bells? - I'll get my toolbox. 494 00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:14,186 - I'll just be a second. - Okay. 495 00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:31,226 - Got it. Let's go. - Right behind you. 496 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,204 - Hey! - Sorry, Zack. 497 00:25:44,352 --> 00:25:46,263 Anything immobile is fair game. 498 00:25:46,604 --> 00:25:48,197 - I'm so hyped. - Me, too. 499 00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:51,712 - Did you find Blondie anywhere? - No, I think they repainted at some point. 500 00:25:51,943 --> 00:25:54,503 Repainting is so not rock and roll. 501 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,381 You have seriously gotta stop that. 502 00:25:57,573 --> 00:25:59,530 - Sue me. - Here are the Strokes! 503 00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:02,170 Yawn. You almost done? 504 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:03,929 You've been tuning for a half-hour. 505 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,391 - Almost. Jeez, I'm nervous. - You're shaking like the Pope. 506 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,059 - Do it for me. - Fine. 507 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:12,043 - So do we get to sign the wall? - We are signing the wall. 508 00:26:12,255 --> 00:26:14,929 It's the whole reason to be in the band. That and the loose chicks. 509 00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,330 - Here are the Strokes again. - Yeah, they're over there, too. 510 00:26:18,553 --> 00:26:20,669 They're overexposed, even on walls. 511 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,601 Hey guys, bad news. I'm gonna have to bump you. 512 00:26:24,809 --> 00:26:26,208 - What? - What does that mean? 513 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,070 It means you're bumped. You're not playing. 514 00:26:28,229 --> 00:26:30,140 - We'll reschedule, okay? - Drag! 515 00:26:30,314 --> 00:26:32,430 - Guess I can stop tuning. - No, don't stop tuning. 516 00:26:32,608 --> 00:26:34,360 I don't get this. Why are we being bumped? 517 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:36,325 There's like two people out in the audience. 518 00:26:36,487 --> 00:26:39,001 They're born again or something. They're not even drinking. 519 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:42,316 I'll get them drinking. I'm good at working around religious mandates. 520 00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,253 - Older couple? - Yeah. 521 00:26:44,412 --> 00:26:46,289 That's my parents. They don't drink. 522 00:26:46,456 --> 00:26:48,891 We'll just play for Brian's parents. That's fine with us. 523 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,597 - This is unbelievable. - Look, guys, it happens. 524 00:26:51,794 --> 00:26:54,627 - I'm sorry. We're playing tonight. - To an empty room? 525 00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:56,796 Every band plays to empty rooms at some point. 526 00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,877 They can be some of the most classic gigs. 527 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,692 I've already sent people home. The doorman, the waitresses. 528 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,720 You don't need them. There's no one out there. 529 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,642 - The sound guy. - We don't need sound. 530 00:27:05,808 --> 00:27:08,322 It's not up to you. We'll reschedule, okay? 531 00:27:08,644 --> 00:27:10,999 - Nice going, dude. - Don't dump on Gil. 532 00:27:12,148 --> 00:27:14,947 - Excuse me. We're not done. - I think we are. 533 00:27:15,151 --> 00:27:17,825 We're not just little gnats that you can flick away. 534 00:27:18,029 --> 00:27:20,069 We're professionals. Some of us have gone through... 535 00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:22,311 a lot of trouble to be here tonight. A lot of trouble. 536 00:27:22,493 --> 00:27:25,884 Then you have a lot of my sympathies. I need a cigarette. 537 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:27,809 Get cancer, Darryl! 538 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:29,947 Lane, come on. You gotta roll with the punches. 539 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,435 - No, we have to play tonight. - We can't. 540 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:36,637 - What are you doing? - Packing up. 541 00:27:36,882 --> 00:27:38,998 - Just because Darryl said to? - He's the Booker. 542 00:27:39,176 --> 00:27:42,055 He's the Man, and rock and roll is about saying no to the Man. 543 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:45,380 - This is a lot of trouble for nothing. - I said I'm sorry. 544 00:27:45,641 --> 00:27:46,676 It's not Gil's fault. 545 00:27:46,809 --> 00:27:49,449 - Then whose is it? - You gotta roll with the punches, too. 546 00:27:49,645 --> 00:27:52,763 You just stepped on my guitar! What are you, blind? 547 00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:55,052 - Pretty much. - Dude, get it together. 548 00:27:55,234 --> 00:27:56,914 I cannot believe your parents don't drink! 549 00:28:03,575 --> 00:28:05,691 They locked the door to a church? Are they serious? 550 00:28:05,869 --> 00:28:08,383 - What if I need to do something holy? - Like commit vandalism? 551 00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,698 - She's sick of hearing the damn bells. - I'm gonna have to break the lock. 552 00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,351 - No, wait. - What are you doing? 553 00:28:13,502 --> 00:28:16,221 All those years of watching Hart to Hart are about to pay off. 554 00:28:16,422 --> 00:28:18,060 - What is that? - It's my gym card. 555 00:28:18,215 --> 00:28:19,489 - You joined a gym? - Yeah. 556 00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,112 - When? - After I had Rory... 557 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,455 to lose the pregnancy weight. 558 00:28:22,594 --> 00:28:25,063 - Did you go? - God, no. I was way too fat. 559 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:31,866 Praise be to Him and all the little Iambs that frolic the earth... 560 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:35,574 - with their frankincense and myrrh... - Will you get inside? 561 00:28:40,112 --> 00:28:43,548 - Boy, would it kill God to dust? - Okay, now just hold the flashlight. 562 00:28:43,782 --> 00:28:47,821 Do not do any moving, spotlight gags, or point it at me and yell: 563 00:28:48,078 --> 00:28:49,557 "Freeze! Drop your weapons." 564 00:28:49,705 --> 00:28:52,823 How about if I shine it on the wall and do a dirty shadow-puppet show? 565 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:56,034 Just stand back so the lightning only strikes you. 566 00:28:56,253 --> 00:28:59,962 So what's the game plan here? I was thinking we could whack the bells... 567 00:29:00,215 --> 00:29:03,287 - really hard with a hammer. - You don't break bells with a hammer. 568 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,660 Okay, I'm out. What's your plan, Clyde? 569 00:29:05,846 --> 00:29:09,237 I was thinking we could just jam the turnbuckle... 570 00:29:09,725 --> 00:29:11,477 or wedge the main mechanism. 571 00:29:11,643 --> 00:29:13,759 Just for fun, disconnect a few of the clappers. 572 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,611 Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to break every bell. 573 00:29:16,815 --> 00:29:19,614 If you just damage a couple, say the tierce and the prime... 574 00:29:19,818 --> 00:29:20,978 you pretty much ruin the set. 575 00:29:21,111 --> 00:29:23,580 You must've been the top of your class at hunchback school. 576 00:29:23,781 --> 00:29:25,821 Let's say you could spend your whole life waiting... 577 00:29:25,908 --> 00:29:29,139 for bells to fall into disrepair. Sometimes they need a push. 578 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,044 - No way. You broke the bells? - You're welcome. 579 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,600 It's a little narrow up there. We should take the tools out... 580 00:29:35,793 --> 00:29:37,272 and leave the box down here. 581 00:29:37,419 --> 00:29:39,854 These things are heavy. Don't you have a smaller toolbox? 582 00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:43,278 - Why would I have two toolboxes? - 'Cause you need a big and small one. 583 00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:45,403 If you have a big one, you don't need a small one. 584 00:29:45,427 --> 00:29:48,067 And don't say dirty. It's too easy. Hold these. 585 00:29:52,101 --> 00:29:53,978 So why wasn't your toolbox at your new place? 586 00:29:54,144 --> 00:29:55,498 I needed it here. 587 00:29:56,313 --> 00:29:59,465 Usually, moving requires lots of tools... 588 00:29:59,691 --> 00:30:01,443 hanging things, putting things together. 589 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:05,444 Nicole hired a professional picture hanger. We didn't have anything to put together. 590 00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:08,975 - Hand me a screwdriver. - Phillips or Flathead? I know things. 591 00:30:09,201 --> 00:30:10,350 Phillips. 592 00:30:12,329 --> 00:30:15,162 - Luke, how come you told me you moved? - I did move. 593 00:30:15,374 --> 00:30:17,445 You may have moved, but none of your stuff did. 594 00:30:17,626 --> 00:30:20,664 What are you talking about? Hand me the open-ended wrench. 595 00:30:20,879 --> 00:30:23,917 Luke, I was in your apartment. It's exactly the same. 596 00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:25,978 - No, it's not. - I just think it's weird... 597 00:30:26,135 --> 00:30:28,570 your pretending you moved when you didn't. 598 00:30:28,971 --> 00:30:30,962 - I did move. - Luke, your bed wasn't even made. 599 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,621 - So? - There were dishes in the sink. 600 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,565 There was some kind of shake in the blender. 601 00:30:34,728 --> 00:30:37,880 MegaMan protein powder on the counter. Remind me to mock you for that later. 602 00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:39,505 Can we talk about something else? 603 00:30:39,649 --> 00:30:41,322 Or let's not talk and just get this done. 604 00:30:41,484 --> 00:30:44,761 - Does Nicole think you moved? - Of course, she thinks I moved. I did. 605 00:30:44,988 --> 00:30:47,548 - Do you sleep there? - Of course I sleep there. 606 00:30:47,741 --> 00:30:49,812 - When did you last sleep there? - I live there. 607 00:30:49,993 --> 00:30:51,188 So last night? 608 00:30:51,995 --> 00:30:55,351 I had an early delivery, and it didn't make sense to sleep there. 609 00:30:55,582 --> 00:30:57,493 - And the day before? - I was there for dinner. 610 00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:59,907 - And after dinner? - Nicole was getting a sore throat... 611 00:30:59,961 --> 00:31:02,201 so it made sense to go back to my place and not get sick. 612 00:31:02,297 --> 00:31:04,254 - Your place? - My old place. 613 00:31:04,424 --> 00:31:06,424 You didn't say your old place. You said your place. 614 00:31:06,551 --> 00:31:10,340 - I meant my old place. - Luke, you don't live with Nicole. 615 00:31:10,597 --> 00:31:12,793 - Yes, I do. - You watch her TV, eat her food... 616 00:31:12,974 --> 00:31:16,012 keep stuff in a bag at her house. You're a rude guest, not her boyfriend. 617 00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:18,138 - Husband. - Whole other discussion. 618 00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:20,633 - You know what? You're doing it again. - Doing what again? 619 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:22,920 You're passing judgment on my relationship with Nicole. 620 00:31:23,109 --> 00:31:25,419 - I'm not passing judgment. - You judged our marriage. 621 00:31:25,612 --> 00:31:29,810 You judged our divorce. Now you're judging our living together. 622 00:31:30,075 --> 00:31:31,634 I'm not judging your living together. 623 00:31:31,785 --> 00:31:34,140 You're judging your living together by not living together. 624 00:31:34,329 --> 00:31:36,969 I was tipsy on that cruise ship, but I don't remember anyone... 625 00:31:37,165 --> 00:31:39,076 pronouncing us husband and wife and Lorelai. 626 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:42,163 They should have, because I spend as much time with Nicole as you do. 627 00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:45,132 - And the judgment's back. - I could move in with you guys. 628 00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:48,173 - You wouldn't know. - None of this is any of your business. 629 00:31:48,385 --> 00:31:50,183 - It's absolutely my business. - How? 630 00:31:50,345 --> 00:31:53,383 Because I wasted a week of my life adjusting to the idea... 631 00:31:53,598 --> 00:31:55,958 that you had moved, only to find out that you haven't moved. 632 00:31:56,059 --> 00:31:59,848 How much adjusting did you have to do? Nothing's changed. I see you every day. 633 00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:03,780 I still cook your food. I still serve your coffee. What do you care? 634 00:32:04,776 --> 00:32:06,414 - I care. - Why? 635 00:32:07,195 --> 00:32:09,709 - Because I don't want you to move. - Why? 636 00:32:10,073 --> 00:32:12,064 Why don't you want me to move? 637 00:32:16,287 --> 00:32:17,766 Lorelai? Luke? 638 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,955 Thank God. Carry on. 639 00:32:27,882 --> 00:32:28,997 [Knocking on door] 640 00:32:30,802 --> 00:32:33,112 Paris, it's 4:00 in the morning. 641 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,960 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 642 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,091 Funny you should ask. I didn't know what to do. 643 00:32:39,269 --> 00:32:41,260 And you always seem to know what to do. 644 00:32:41,438 --> 00:32:43,873 So I thought I'd drop by and ask you what to do. 645 00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,817 - About what? - I didn't come up with one. 646 00:32:45,984 --> 00:32:47,304 - One what? - One alibi. 647 00:32:47,444 --> 00:32:49,196 - What? - I couldn't think of anything. 648 00:32:49,362 --> 00:32:51,273 - Lane? - I swear, I tried. 649 00:32:51,448 --> 00:32:54,247 Nothing I came up with sounded like she'd believe it, so I just left. 650 00:32:54,451 --> 00:32:56,178 - What do you mean you just left? - I mean... 651 00:32:56,202 --> 00:32:59,320 I waited till she went to bed, which was about 9:15, and then I left. 652 00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:01,655 - You didn't leave a note? - No. 653 00:33:02,292 --> 00:33:03,149 You didn't call? 654 00:33:03,161 --> 00:33:05,284 I don't think I locked the door behind me. 655 00:33:05,503 --> 00:33:06,753 Lane, this is bad. 656 00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:09,542 I know, but I couldn't miss the gig, Rory. 657 00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:13,713 I mean, it was CBGB's. I had to go, and she wouldn't have let me. 658 00:33:15,472 --> 00:33:17,827 - Where are you going? - You have to call your mom. 659 00:33:18,016 --> 00:33:19,165 No way. 660 00:33:19,309 --> 00:33:22,461 - Lane, she could be freaking out. - I can't tell her. I can't call her. 661 00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:24,564 What are you gonna do, never go home again? 662 00:33:24,731 --> 00:33:27,610 - You say that like it's a bad thing. - It is a really bad thing. 663 00:33:27,817 --> 00:33:29,694 - I can't talk to her. - Fine. 664 00:33:31,363 --> 00:33:32,956 Who are you calling? 665 00:33:37,452 --> 00:33:39,284 - I hate you. - Mom, are you awake? 666 00:33:39,454 --> 00:33:40,933 - No. - Could you be awake? 667 00:33:41,081 --> 00:33:42,560 - What's the matter? - Lane's here. 668 00:33:42,707 --> 00:33:43,778 What? Why? 669 00:33:43,918 --> 00:33:46,278 She snuck out of her house tonight and is scared to go home. 670 00:33:46,462 --> 00:33:49,534 - She snuck out? - She had something to do with the band... 671 00:33:49,757 --> 00:33:52,067 - She snuck out? - Yes. 672 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:54,440 - Bye. - What are you doing? 673 00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:56,905 - I'm calling Mrs. Kim. - Mom, no. 674 00:33:57,098 --> 00:34:00,568 Rory, if I woke up, and you weren't there, I'd have a frigging heart attack. 675 00:34:00,810 --> 00:34:04,440 Keep Lane there and tell her I'm pissed as hell at her. 676 00:34:04,688 --> 00:34:05,803 Bye. 677 00:34:08,901 --> 00:34:11,336 - Hello? - Hi, Mrs. Kim. 678 00:34:11,529 --> 00:34:15,079 It's Lorelai Gilmore. I'm so sorry to be calling so late. 679 00:34:15,324 --> 00:34:19,716 I don't know if you know this or not, but Lane isn't there. 680 00:34:19,995 --> 00:34:22,350 - Where is she? - She went out tonight, I think she... 681 00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:25,532 was just scared to tell you about it, but she is fine. 682 00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:30,188 She's with Rory at Yale. They're safe, and they promise to stay put. 683 00:34:30,464 --> 00:34:34,776 - Give me the address. - 198 Elm Street, Durfee Hall, Suite 5. 684 00:34:35,052 --> 00:34:37,362 - Do you need directions? - I have a navigational system. 685 00:34:37,555 --> 00:34:39,990 Okay, well, call me if you need anything. 686 00:35:03,122 --> 00:35:06,399 - Luke! - Hey, Mrs. Kim. You're up early. 687 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:10,016 I just want to tell you that Lane will not be coming to work today. 688 00:35:10,254 --> 00:35:11,733 - Oh, yeah. I know. - You know? 689 00:35:11,881 --> 00:35:13,713 - Yeah, she called. - She called? 690 00:35:13,883 --> 00:35:16,283 Twice. She left a message last night, and she called again... 691 00:35:16,427 --> 00:35:19,067 a minute ago just to make sure I got it. 692 00:35:19,263 --> 00:35:22,301 - I tell you, that is one responsible kid. - She called you? 693 00:35:22,516 --> 00:35:25,986 - Twice. - She called you. She called Lorelai. 694 00:35:26,228 --> 00:35:28,822 - Is everything okay? - Everything's fine. 695 00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:31,537 - I'm going home. - Okay. 696 00:35:53,422 --> 00:35:55,190 Let's not stray too far from the coffee 697 00:35:55,202 --> 00:35:57,256 cart. I can barely feel my feet this morning. 698 00:35:57,510 --> 00:36:00,741 - The floor wasn't too comfortable? - It was fine till Paris came home... 699 00:36:00,971 --> 00:36:04,009 and stepped on my face. The stepping on my face wasn't comfortable. 700 00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:06,510 At least Paris doesn't tend to wear heels. 701 00:36:06,522 --> 00:36:07,775 Where was she so late? 702 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:11,138 I don't know. Paris' business is Paris' business. 703 00:36:11,357 --> 00:36:14,031 - I wish I lived in a dorm. - Have you called your mother yet? 704 00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:16,988 - No. - Good, because the longer you wait... 705 00:36:17,196 --> 00:36:18,675 the easier it's going to be. 706 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:21,941 I still can't believe she didn't just show up in the middle of the night... 707 00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:24,469 kick down the door, douse the place with holy water. 708 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:28,542 - Maybe she wanted a chance to cool off. - No, that's your mother. 709 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,782 My mother's the kicker and the douser. 710 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,157 - No. Mrs. Kim is sending a message. - What message is that? 711 00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:37,938 The message is, "You messed up, kid, and now you get to sit there and..." 712 00:36:38,175 --> 00:36:41,805 "Panic about what's gonna happen next, and while you're panicking... 713 00:36:42,054 --> 00:36:45,285 "you get to find your own way home cause the Mrs. Kim shuttle-van service... 714 00:36:45,516 --> 00:36:48,429 - "is closed for business." - So it's a wordy message. 715 00:36:48,686 --> 00:36:52,361 Everything's so screwed up. My life. Everything I'm doing. 716 00:36:52,606 --> 00:36:56,237 - It's not that bad. - It is that bad. I mean, look at this. 717 00:36:56,486 --> 00:37:00,116 Look at where you are, what you have. I'm so jealous. You have a life. 718 00:37:00,365 --> 00:37:02,879 - You have a life, too. - Yeah, just not a very good one. 719 00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:06,785 Lane, come on. You're healthy. You have a band and a boyfriend. 720 00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:10,004 So what if school is boring? You won't be in school forever. 721 00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:14,167 - You have a good life. - I'm weak. I have no spine. 722 00:37:15,088 --> 00:37:16,965 If you had no spine, you'd be walking funnier. 723 00:37:17,132 --> 00:37:19,408 I want to thank you for letting me crash here last night. 724 00:37:19,593 --> 00:37:22,153 - Of course. Anytime. - I gotta get going. 725 00:37:22,345 --> 00:37:26,054 Do you want to wait till this afternoon? I can give you a ride home after classes. 726 00:37:26,308 --> 00:37:28,982 No, I have to get home. I need to take care of this. 727 00:37:29,186 --> 00:37:31,860 - Okay, come on. - Where are we going? 728 00:37:32,064 --> 00:37:35,341 I can't send you home to Mrs. Kim without a purse full of mini doughnuts. 729 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:38,081 You know, I believe that's how Mother Teresa got started. 730 00:37:38,278 --> 00:37:40,349 Really? I heard it was Pixy Stix. 731 00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:52,948 Hey, it's Madeleine Albright. 732 00:37:55,045 --> 00:37:58,242 You know what? I do not appreciate you calling me that. 733 00:37:58,465 --> 00:38:00,183 In fact, I don't appreciate you... 734 00:38:00,342 --> 00:38:02,492 - talking to me or about me at all. - Fine. 735 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,987 - I know you've been telling a story. - What story? 736 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:07,933 The laundry-room story. Remember the laundry room? 737 00:38:08,141 --> 00:38:11,293 - Machines, rinse cycle... - I asked you to get coffee. That's it. 738 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,399 I did not ask you to get married, or say that I loved you... 739 00:38:14,606 --> 00:38:17,997 or ask to have your children. I'm not stalking you. It was a complete... 740 00:38:18,235 --> 00:38:21,034 coincidence that I went to a meeting that you happened to be in. 741 00:38:21,238 --> 00:38:24,754 I had no idea you were there. And it's hard to ask someone out... 742 00:38:25,033 --> 00:38:27,593 and it puts you in an incredibly vulnerable position. 743 00:38:27,786 --> 00:38:31,780 So it's cruel to use that incident as a funny cocktail story. So from now on... 744 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,158 I would appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the hilarious... 745 00:38:35,377 --> 00:38:38,290 laundry-room incident to anyone, anywhere ever again. 746 00:38:38,839 --> 00:38:40,591 I wasn't talking about you. 747 00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:43,165 What? 748 00:38:43,301 --> 00:38:46,851 There was this girl from the third floor. She asked me out like 100 times. 749 00:38:47,097 --> 00:38:50,249 She followed me to class. She baked me a cake every day for a month. 750 00:38:50,475 --> 00:38:54,469 Then she snuck in my window and hid in my closet covered in whipped cream. 751 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:57,171 That is extreme. 752 00:38:57,357 --> 00:39:00,110 I didn't tell anybody about the laundry room. 753 00:39:00,402 --> 00:39:01,836 Well, good. 754 00:39:04,531 --> 00:39:08,081 Do you think that you could maybe not tell anyone this story, also? 755 00:39:08,326 --> 00:39:10,966 Because that would be great. Thanks. 756 00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:02,859 Is this all? 757 00:40:17,939 --> 00:40:19,134 That's all. 758 00:40:21,401 --> 00:40:22,721 I'm sorry. 759 00:40:23,945 --> 00:40:26,334 - About what? - I'm sorry about last night. 760 00:40:27,198 --> 00:40:30,236 - I don't want to keep secrets from you. - You don't? 761 00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:35,317 My band had this amazing chance to play... 762 00:40:35,581 --> 00:40:40,257 this really famous club last night, and I didn't know how to tell you about it. 763 00:40:40,753 --> 00:40:43,063 I knew you wouldn't approve. You wouldn't approve... 764 00:40:43,256 --> 00:40:44,894 of me being in the band... 765 00:40:45,049 --> 00:40:47,484 or the music we were playing. 766 00:40:48,177 --> 00:40:50,612 And I can't even imagine what you would have said... 767 00:40:50,805 --> 00:40:53,604 if I'd asked you to let me stay out till 4:00 in the morning. 768 00:40:53,808 --> 00:40:55,012 I would have said no. 769 00:40:55,024 --> 00:40:57,403 I guess I could have imagined it after all. 770 00:40:58,271 --> 00:41:00,069 - How long? - How long what? 771 00:41:00,523 --> 00:41:02,594 How long this? 772 00:41:04,068 --> 00:41:06,264 I started it when I was six. 773 00:41:07,196 --> 00:41:09,472 The day you told me that the Cookie Monster... 774 00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:11,489 was one of the seven deadly sins. 775 00:41:11,659 --> 00:41:14,094 - Gluttony. - Yes, gluttony. 776 00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:17,093 So I made you do this? 777 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:23,418 I want to please you so badly, but I can't. 778 00:41:24,714 --> 00:41:28,594 I mean, look at you. Look at what happened last night. It's not good. 779 00:41:28,885 --> 00:41:32,116 I don't want anything like this to ever happen again. 780 00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:35,528 I've been thinking a lot about this, our situation... 781 00:41:35,725 --> 00:41:38,797 and I think I've figured out a way to make everything better. 782 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,135 You have? 783 00:41:40,271 --> 00:41:43,582 I don't want to go to Seventh Day Adventist College anymore. 784 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:47,336 I want to be able to play with my band. I want to be a drummer. 785 00:41:48,112 --> 00:41:51,548 I will happily go to community college, and I will happily live at home... 786 00:41:51,783 --> 00:41:55,538 and adhere to your curfew, except on the nights when the band plays or practices. 787 00:41:55,787 --> 00:42:00,020 This way, I can get what I want, and I won't be lying to you... 788 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:03,170 or sneaking around. This way, we can both be happy. 789 00:42:03,711 --> 00:42:05,668 Children do not make the rules. 790 00:42:06,672 --> 00:42:11,382 You may move out and live like that somewhere else. 791 00:42:20,311 --> 00:42:22,063 LORELAI: I think you handled that very well. 792 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:23,709 RORY: I was so humiliated. 793 00:42:23,856 --> 00:42:25,893 - You didn't know. - How self-centered am I... 794 00:42:26,067 --> 00:42:28,138 that I just assumed that he was talking about me? 795 00:42:28,319 --> 00:42:31,038 I would have assumed the same thing, so, incredibly self-centered. 796 00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,199 All I know is I can't show my face in International Relations Club again... 797 00:42:34,409 --> 00:42:35,479 or the laundry room... 798 00:42:35,618 --> 00:42:37,131 or the dining room, or anywhere. 799 00:42:37,286 --> 00:42:39,402 If that nut job who jumped out of his closet... 800 00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:42,049 Reddi-wipped is still hanging around, I think you're fine. 801 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,479 - It's 4:00. - So? 802 00:42:43,626 --> 00:42:45,856 - Where are the bells? - They stopped. 803 00:42:46,254 --> 00:42:48,131 - What happened? - I don't know. 804 00:42:48,297 --> 00:42:51,255 - They just haven't been working all day. - Too bad. 805 00:42:51,551 --> 00:42:53,827 - Ain't it, though? - Someone's at the door. 806 00:42:54,011 --> 00:42:55,684 - Call me tomorrow? - You bet. 807 00:42:55,847 --> 00:42:57,645 - You okay? - Yeah, why? 808 00:42:58,057 --> 00:43:01,095 - You just sound a little distracted. - Do I? No, I'm good. 809 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:03,540 I didn't get much sleep last night, that's all. 810 00:43:03,730 --> 00:43:05,448 - Okay. See you later. - Bye. 811 00:43:07,191 --> 00:43:09,501 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 812 00:43:09,819 --> 00:43:11,696 Well, funny you should ask.