1 00:00:45,034 --> 00:00:49,265 Cold, cold, cold, cold. Icy feet. Stupid frozen-tundra house. 2 00:00:50,745 --> 00:00:54,452 Honey, why are you sleeping in here? Your room is way warmer. 3 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:58,667 Okay, here is the question for today, kids... 4 00:00:58,957 --> 00:01:00,913 what the hell are the Eskimos thinking? 5 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,722 Yes, the hoods are cute, but it's always cold, always. 6 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:05,749 Plus you have to eat fish for breakfast... 7 00:01:05,918 --> 00:01:08,511 and you have to eat whales and polar bears... 8 00:01:08,754 --> 00:01:11,427 and penguins and Santa Claus. 9 00:01:12,464 --> 00:01:13,534 Okay. 10 00:01:14,256 --> 00:01:16,895 Coffee's on. Pop-Tarts are pop-tarting. 11 00:01:17,216 --> 00:01:19,888 If you're just gonna lie there, I'm gonna have to sit here. 12 00:01:20,092 --> 00:01:22,844 I'll have to make myself very comfortable on the nice, warm Rory. 13 00:01:23,053 --> 00:01:26,601 - Why is it so cold in here? - But I was sitting on you. 14 00:01:26,846 --> 00:01:30,121 - Really? Good trick. - If you're there, then who's this? 15 00:01:30,348 --> 00:01:32,387 - I don't know. - We've got a stranger in our house. 16 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:34,232 - Robert Downey, Jr.? - Or a murderer. 17 00:01:34,391 --> 00:01:36,984 Who needed a nap before committing his crimes? 18 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:38,913 I think this belongs to you. 19 00:01:39,061 --> 00:01:40,579 She must have followed me home from Yale. 20 00:01:40,603 --> 00:01:42,496 I told her she could hang out there this weekend. 21 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,237 But why do that when you can come here, where penguins need a coat? 22 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,155 Yeah, why is it so cold in here? 23 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:49,513 I broke that stupid window trying to lock it last night. 24 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:52,606 - Get it fixed, woman. - I left Luke a message. He'll do it. 25 00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:55,694 - Before or after a re-enactment of Alive? - Hopefully before. 26 00:01:55,902 --> 00:01:57,587 - Why don't you just call a guy? - What guy? 27 00:01:57,611 --> 00:01:59,203 A window-fixing guy. 28 00:01:59,362 --> 00:02:01,591 Luke always gets mad when I pay someone... 29 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,770 to do something he could do for free. 30 00:02:03,947 --> 00:02:08,178 Then he lectures me about it every time I see him, and it's annoying. 31 00:02:08,950 --> 00:02:11,338 "You paid him how much to fix the window? 32 00:02:11,534 --> 00:02:14,411 "What, you couldn't just find someone to steal your purse that day? 33 00:02:14,619 --> 00:02:16,346 "Hey, while you're at it, I've got an idea... 34 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,014 "why don't you go down to a Versateller... 35 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,074 "and let them charge you $5 for taking your own money out of the bank? 36 00:02:21,289 --> 00:02:22,648 "Or buy tickets at Ticketmaster... 37 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:24,589 "and wind up paying more in service charges..." 38 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,421 "Than it would cost you to see the band?" 39 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,778 "Here's a great $50 markup on a bottle of wine..." 40 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,076 "That would have cost you $10 in the supermarket you're missing." 41 00:02:32,294 --> 00:02:33,966 My god. Luke is annoying. 42 00:02:36,254 --> 00:02:37,289 So... 43 00:02:37,755 --> 00:02:38,825 What? 44 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:43,103 I'm just wondering what you're thinking about. 45 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,573 I'm thinking about nothing. 46 00:02:44,717 --> 00:02:46,796 "Nothing" wouldn't happen to wear a leather jacket... 47 00:02:46,885 --> 00:02:50,160 and be able to pull off an extremely convincing "Adrian"? 48 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,138 - Would it? - No, it wouldn't. 49 00:02:53,013 --> 00:02:56,288 - You think he froze to death? - No. He wasn't sleeping here. 50 00:02:56,515 --> 00:02:58,790 - Right. - I'm sure Luke took care of it. 51 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,336 Did somebody sit on me just now? 52 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:03,076 - No. Why? - My hip hurts. 53 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,739 Getting old. 54 00:03:07,603 --> 00:03:09,354 Did anyone ever think that maybe... 55 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:12,080 Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold? 56 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:21,859 [Horns honking] 57 00:04:23,182 --> 00:04:24,694 [People yelling] 58 00:04:37,272 --> 00:04:39,023 Come on, guys. Push harder. 59 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:41,468 We need more stars in the gazebo area. 60 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,958 I repeat, we need more stars in the gazebo area. 61 00:04:45,234 --> 00:04:46,633 Do you copy? Roger. 62 00:04:46,777 --> 00:04:48,815 JOE: [On walkie-talkie] I'm supposed to say "Roger." 63 00:04:49,445 --> 00:04:51,321 I don't think so. Copy. Roger. 64 00:04:51,487 --> 00:04:54,126 Roger means "I heard you." I'm supposed to say "Roger." 65 00:04:54,323 --> 00:04:57,200 Negative. I'm in charge here, and I say Roger. 66 00:04:57,407 --> 00:04:58,805 - Roger. - No, you don't. 67 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:00,469 WOMAN: Just let him say "Roger," Joe. 68 00:05:00,617 --> 00:05:02,457 If he says "Roger," what am I supposed to say? 69 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:03,646 Who cares? 70 00:05:03,785 --> 00:05:04,933 Get out of the way, Kirk. 71 00:05:05,077 --> 00:05:07,147 - Hold on. Roger. - This car's not stopping. 72 00:05:07,329 --> 00:05:09,001 I am planning the Firelight festival. 73 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:10,391 Taylor left me in charge... 74 00:05:10,538 --> 00:05:12,224 and I have to make sure everything's perfect. 75 00:05:12,247 --> 00:05:13,362 - Move. - Roger. 76 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:15,773 Shouldn't you have a marching band behind you? 77 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,027 Go away. 78 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:19,157 The Budweiser Clydesdales prancing along... 79 00:05:19,335 --> 00:05:20,847 Ann Jillian waving in the back? 80 00:05:21,002 --> 00:05:23,834 I got to get my car to Gypsy's so she can fix it and I can leave. 81 00:05:24,045 --> 00:05:26,404 - So you decided to push it there. - I didn't have a choice. 82 00:05:26,588 --> 00:05:27,898 MAN: Get that piece of junk out of my way. 83 00:05:27,922 --> 00:05:32,551 - I'm going as fast as I can, jerk. - Jess, do you at all find this ridiculous? 84 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:36,241 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do find this ridiculous. 85 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:39,581 I find it ridiculous that Gypsy won't walk 20 feet... 86 00:05:39,802 --> 00:05:40,917 to look at my car. 87 00:05:41,054 --> 00:05:44,249 - Hire a tow truck. - It costs $80 to hire a tow truck. 88 00:05:44,597 --> 00:05:47,270 Come on. It's like freaking Carnivale out here. 89 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,429 - I'll give you $80. - No. 90 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,038 - You're blocking the whole street. - I don't want your money. 91 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,819 You want to get out of here, let me pay $80. 92 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:54,921 I'll pitch in $10! 93 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:59,053 - How about more walkie and less talkie? - You're making a spectacle of yourself. 94 00:05:59,312 --> 00:06:02,383 - Go home. You won't have to watch. - Fine. 95 00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,199 [Engine revving] 96 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,792 - Well? - Still looking. 97 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:10,628 - What's the matter with it? - Still looking. 98 00:06:10,652 --> 00:06:12,688 You've been circling that thing for 15 minutes. 99 00:06:12,861 --> 00:06:14,660 You waiting for it to tell you where it hurts? 100 00:06:14,821 --> 00:06:18,130 - I've seen dumber things talk. - Just tell me what's wrong with the car. 101 00:06:18,364 --> 00:06:21,036 - You need a carburetor. - So how long till it's fixed? 102 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,708 - Not sure. - It has to be today. 103 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:25,427 I have to get out of this half-mile... 104 00:06:25,575 --> 00:06:27,770 four-block freak hole of a medical experiment. 105 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,589 You are delightful. 106 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:32,822 I'll have you out of here tonight. Go away and come back at closing. 107 00:06:33,037 --> 00:06:35,556 And bring a lot of money, because I'm going to overcharge you... 108 00:06:35,705 --> 00:06:37,307 like you've never been overcharged before. 109 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:38,724 I bet you say that to all the guys. 110 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:40,747 On second thought, maybe I'm closing early tonight. 111 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,065 I'm going. 112 00:06:44,209 --> 00:06:45,438 That's not her. 113 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:48,370 - What? - She cut her hair. 114 00:06:48,545 --> 00:06:51,696 - Don't know what you're talking about. - Okay. My mistake. 115 00:06:57,174 --> 00:06:59,846 Okay. Now hold it. 116 00:07:02,802 --> 00:07:05,111 - Okay. How does it look? - Festive and femme! 117 00:07:05,303 --> 00:07:06,781 Yes, and completely ineffective. 118 00:07:06,929 --> 00:07:09,397 - Maybe it just needs another layer. - Yes, of glass. 119 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,586 Nice. Something to protect us from freezer burn. 120 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:12,844 Come over here and help us. 121 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,826 I'm not gonna help you Barbie Band-Aid our window. 122 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:16,289 I will, however, help you to call... 123 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:19,026 one of the many extremely qualified window repairmen... 124 00:07:19,227 --> 00:07:20,745 I've circled for you in the phone book. 125 00:07:20,769 --> 00:07:22,496 If we fix the window before Luke comes over... 126 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,679 he'll have his feelings hurt. 127 00:07:23,728 --> 00:07:25,914 - Do you want that? - Phone book's on the kitchen table. 128 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:27,915 - Where are you going? - I'm going to take a walk... 129 00:07:27,939 --> 00:07:31,134 get a Danish, hit the bookstore, and I'll be back for lunch. 130 00:07:31,357 --> 00:07:33,427 Maybe if we add a layer of tinfoil. 131 00:07:33,608 --> 00:07:36,565 The professional window guys are driving by, pointing and laughing. 132 00:07:36,777 --> 00:07:39,164 - Just thought you should know. - Thank you. 133 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:41,590 So, listen, I have some errands to run today. 134 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:43,974 - You need anything? - No, I'm fine. 135 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:47,153 Okay. I'll probably be heading down Elm. 136 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,571 That's a good street. 137 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:51,060 Yes, it is. 138 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:53,642 If there's anything you want me to do on Elm... 139 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:56,181 or anyone you wanted me to see, I could. 140 00:07:56,370 --> 00:07:57,518 That's okay. 141 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:01,008 Has she said anything to you? 142 00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:03,757 - No, but she's wanted to. - How can you tell? 143 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:06,549 - Let's just say it's a mom thing. - Yeah. 144 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:08,743 [Phone ringing] 145 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:10,627 Okay, maybe tomorrow, then. 146 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:18,286 Hello? 147 00:08:18,422 --> 00:08:20,458 - It's a complete disaster. - My existence? 148 00:08:20,631 --> 00:08:22,746 - Not everything is about you, Lorelai. - Sorry. 149 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:25,123 The Rare Manuscript Acquisition fundraiser is tonight... 150 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:27,769 and we still haven't filled our table. I'm four people short. 151 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:30,167 The Buries are visiting their daughter in New Hampshire. 152 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,573 Then they can just go straight to hell, can't they? 153 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,480 Mom, I already said I'd go. 154 00:08:34,638 --> 00:08:36,150 But we still have a half-empty table. 155 00:08:36,306 --> 00:08:38,455 Fewer people to fight over the centerpiece. 156 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,993 Stop it. This is not funny. 157 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:42,814 The last person who didn't fill her table was Loretta Bobbins. 158 00:08:43,018 --> 00:08:44,212 You remember Loretta Bobbins? 159 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:45,386 - No. - Exactly. 160 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:48,077 Once you don't fill a table, you don't get another table to fill. 161 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,709 - You are off the list. - Mom, that's not gonna happen to you. 162 00:08:50,813 --> 00:08:52,530 - You said you would come. - I am coming. 163 00:08:52,689 --> 00:08:53,808 And you're bringing someone. 164 00:08:53,898 --> 00:08:56,417 - I never said I was bringing someone. - I'm telling you to now. 165 00:08:56,483 --> 00:08:57,677 Mom, it's tonight. 166 00:08:57,816 --> 00:09:01,887 I need you to bring someone, Lorelai. Loretta Bobbins, Lorelai! 167 00:09:02,152 --> 00:09:04,950 All right, the Dartmores are trying to change Betty's viewing. 168 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,353 They'll call back in a minute. 169 00:09:06,488 --> 00:09:09,000 They owe us, Richard. Remind them that they owe us. 170 00:09:09,197 --> 00:09:11,631 All right, I'll see you tonight at 6:00 sharp... 171 00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:14,132 and don't wear those pantyhose with the seams up the back. 172 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:18,157 You look like 10 cents a dance. Richard, I need a gimlet! 173 00:09:19,535 --> 00:09:22,253 After we light the bonfire, the dancers should come through. 174 00:09:22,454 --> 00:09:24,807 - Okay, Kirk. - They'll circle the gazebo... 175 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:28,589 jazz hands, then out come the flaming batons. 176 00:09:28,831 --> 00:09:31,140 - That sounds good, Kirk. - Are you ignoring me? 177 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:33,164 Since you were old enough to walk, Kirk. 178 00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:34,403 What do you think? 179 00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:36,311 - I think it's good. - Is there too much turquoise? 180 00:09:36,335 --> 00:09:38,564 Are you kidding? Turquoise is timeless. 181 00:09:38,753 --> 00:09:39,868 What are you doing? 182 00:09:40,004 --> 00:09:42,960 Luke, you remember my friend Carrie, right? 183 00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:46,288 - Yeah. Hi, Carrie. - Hi, Butch. Good to see you. 184 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:48,577 Been under any bleachers lately? 185 00:09:48,841 --> 00:09:51,400 No, I haven't. What is that? 186 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:53,708 - It's an earring tree. - And what is it for? 187 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,029 - You hang earrings on it. - And what is it doing here? 188 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,172 I thought I'd put some of my earrings out, you know... 189 00:09:58,221 --> 00:10:00,580 see if I could sell some to the good people of Stars Hollow. 190 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,749 - No. - Why? 191 00:10:01,889 --> 00:10:03,033 - They're cute. - This is a diner. 192 00:10:03,057 --> 00:10:04,416 People come here to eat, not shop. 193 00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:07,908 - But now they can do both. - Liz, can I talk to you for a moment? 194 00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:10,098 You want me to negotiate with him for you? 195 00:10:10,268 --> 00:10:11,905 No, she doesn't. Thanks for the offer. 196 00:10:12,061 --> 00:10:14,336 - Liz, please. - Sure, my brother. 197 00:10:14,813 --> 00:10:17,122 Why are you so stressed about this? 198 00:10:17,314 --> 00:10:19,065 Do you remember when you decided to make... 199 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:21,460 - those ceramic pots without a kiln? - Yes. 200 00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:23,048 - How did that go? - Pretty bad. 201 00:10:23,192 --> 00:10:24,377 You were depressed for a month. 202 00:10:24,401 --> 00:10:26,630 You cut all your hair. You threw out all your clothes. 203 00:10:26,819 --> 00:10:28,047 I remember the bad times. 204 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:31,230 You put those earrings out on my counter, and nobody buys them... 205 00:10:31,445 --> 00:10:33,117 They sell great at the fairs. 206 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:36,828 I'm sure they do, but this is not a Renaissance Faire. Look around. 207 00:10:37,073 --> 00:10:40,144 Everybody here has a life, and no one's gonna buy them. 208 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:42,437 - Please just... - Look at this. 209 00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:45,654 These are so cute. Luke, are you selling these? 210 00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:46,938 He sure is. 211 00:10:47,078 --> 00:10:49,591 - I'll take them. - Excuse me. I wanted those. 212 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:53,822 - Turquoise? With your complexion? - They're for Lulu. She's a sweetheart. 213 00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:56,677 - Does she have pierced ears? - I can check. 214 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,718 Joe, have you ever noticed my girlfriend's lobes? 215 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:00,952 What? 216 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:03,803 Okay, thank you both for the show of support. 217 00:11:04,004 --> 00:11:06,312 It's very kind, but you don't have to do this. 218 00:11:06,504 --> 00:11:08,177 - Do what? - Pretend like you like them... 219 00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:09,899 - 'cause Liz made them. - Who's pretending? 220 00:11:09,923 --> 00:11:12,276 - Yeah, they're phat. - They're gonna fall apart. 221 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,664 - No, they're not. - They'll make people's ears green... 222 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,115 and send 'em to the hospital. 223 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,137 You cannot design my ad campaign. You need to nap, Jack. 224 00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:23,017 - I'm cool, they're cool, everybody's cool. - Stop, Kirk. 225 00:11:23,346 --> 00:11:25,461 She slapped me. Who saw her slap me? 226 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:28,390 Okay. Relax, you two. 227 00:11:28,598 --> 00:11:29,917 I can make you whatever you want. 228 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,014 I want these in fuchsia pink, I want these in purple. 229 00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:36,880 Hi. I'd like a large coffee and a cherry Danish, please. 230 00:11:43,356 --> 00:11:44,470 I'm leaving. 231 00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:55,968 - A little farther back. Roger. - What? 232 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:59,679 - It's got to go back farther. Roger. - I can't hear you. 233 00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:02,552 Speak into your walkie-talkie. Roger. 234 00:12:02,741 --> 00:12:06,653 - Kirk, what are you saying? - Speak into your... 235 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:09,547 Speak into your walkie-talkie! Roger. 236 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:13,622 - I lost my walkie-talkie. I told you that. - That's your own fault. 237 00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:15,148 Roger. 238 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,308 Luke. 239 00:12:18,165 --> 00:12:20,962 Luke, hold on. Please, I know you owe us nothing... 240 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:23,285 but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you... 241 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,656 in your old age. Or not, because you don't know who I am. 242 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,708 - Sorry. I thought you were Luke. - I knew I should've put on some lipstick. 243 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:31,671 - No, I just saw the truck. - I borrowed the truck. 244 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,914 - Right. - He knows. 245 00:12:33,047 --> 00:12:34,117 I'm sure he does. 246 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:37,372 - I'm Liz, Luke's sister. - Luke's sister. Yeah. 247 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,980 I knew you were here. Hi, I'm Lorelai. Is Luke in the diner? 248 00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:43,616 He just stepped out for a second. You need him for something? 249 00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:45,273 I just need to tell him something. 250 00:12:45,428 --> 00:12:47,657 - You want me to give him a message? - Sure. Yeah. 251 00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:50,962 Sure. Tell him Lorelai wanted to gently remind him about the window. 252 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,180 I'll be home till 5:30, and tell him I looked cold. 253 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,377 - You're the wife. - The wife? 254 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,478 Yeah, I knew he got married, but I hadn't seen the face yet. 255 00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:01,799 Wow. It's good to meet you. 256 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,933 No. I'm not the wife. 257 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:07,856 I'm the friend and the customer, I'm not the wife. 258 00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:10,862 Sorry. You look like his type, so... 259 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,464 No. Not his type. 260 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:15,167 Or his wife. Just his friend and his customer. 261 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:18,517 - It's still good to meet you. - You, too. Luke's told me a lot about you. 262 00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:21,124 - Yeah, like what? - Like you're his sister. 263 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,390 He admits it? 264 00:13:22,529 --> 00:13:25,121 And that, you know, you're here visiting him... 265 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,312 and how happy he is you're here visiting him. 266 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,287 - He did not say that. - I think he did. 267 00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:32,679 He's probably not too thrilled I'm here. I'm kind of a pain in his ass. 268 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,741 - Aren't we all? - Yeah, but I'm special. 269 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,512 I kind of screw up a lot, and then he has to fix it... 270 00:13:38,704 --> 00:13:40,739 and then we fight, and then I screw up again... 271 00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:42,551 and he fixes it. It's a pattern. 272 00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:45,617 - Luke likes his routine. - He's pretty amazing, though. 273 00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:48,868 No matter how much I screw up, he just keeps fixing it. 274 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,355 I need money, he gives me money. No place to live, Luke finds an apartment. 275 00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:54,734 Even my kid, when I was having trouble with him... 276 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,910 - Did you ever meet Jess? - Yeah, I did. 277 00:13:57,088 --> 00:14:01,080 I tell you, he was hell on wheels. I couldn't do a thing with him. 278 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,092 - I didn't know what to do, so... - Luke fixed it? 279 00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:06,858 He tried. He wasn't entirely successful. 280 00:14:07,593 --> 00:14:08,662 I don't know. 281 00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:11,793 Maybe if I'd have sent Jess to him a little sooner... 282 00:14:12,929 --> 00:14:14,601 Anyhow, Luke did what he could. 283 00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:17,276 He always does. He's like my hero, you know. 284 00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:20,684 Like one of those Greek gods with the golden helmets... 285 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,528 and the shields and the sandals. 286 00:14:22,684 --> 00:14:24,993 - And the little white toga dresses. - I sound silly. 287 00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:26,379 No, you don't. 288 00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:29,680 Take it from someone who has run to Luke many a time... 289 00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:32,204 he's definitely one of the good ones... 290 00:14:32,522 --> 00:14:35,956 - maybe the good one. - Yeah. I miss him. 291 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,959 I've even been thinking about moving back here. 292 00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,132 To Stars Hollow? 293 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:41,390 Maybe. I've discussed it with my boyfriend. 294 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:44,559 I'm not sure how Luke would like it, but I sure would. 295 00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,503 - Anyway, I should get going. - Sure. 296 00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:50,733 It was nice to meet you, friend and customer, not wife. 297 00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:54,064 - Nice to meet you, too. - I'll be sure and give him your message. 298 00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:56,193 Don't forget. Human Popsicle. 299 00:15:00,119 --> 00:15:03,633 I have to tell you, this is a real treat, having you two girls over like this... 300 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,904 spur-of-the-moment. 301 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,868 I don't know what I did to get so damn lucky. 302 00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:09,472 We just realized we hadn't seen you very much lately... 303 00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,304 and we thought, "Today's the perfect day to catch up with Babette." 304 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,614 Yeah. Perfect day. 305 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:17,867 I am tickled pink. Here you go. Hot cocoa. 306 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:20,853 - Thanks, Babette. - We don't deserve such treatment. 307 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,319 Of course you do... 308 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:26,613 two young hotsy-totsies like yourself hanging out with an old broad like me. 309 00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,716 You deserve a lot better. 310 00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:31,965 So you kids going to the Firelight festival tonight? 311 00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:33,403 - You bet. - We're gonna be late... 312 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:34,778 because we have to make a pit stop... 313 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,394 for one of my mother's charity events. 314 00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:38,384 - Sounds ritzy. - Like the cracker. 315 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:40,703 The festival should be quite a shindig. 316 00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:43,164 Just watching Kirk try and get those stars hung... 317 00:15:43,348 --> 00:15:44,906 was worth the price of admission. 318 00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:47,366 You know, he insisted on demonstrating the correct way... 319 00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:48,827 to hang them, and treed himself. 320 00:15:48,851 --> 00:15:51,080 It took the fire department and two cans of tuna... 321 00:15:51,269 --> 00:15:52,338 to get him down. 322 00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:53,547 I hate that I missed that. 323 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,484 Plus the whole town is buzzing about Jess coming back. 324 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,200 Stupid little pisher... 325 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:01,028 trying to sneak out of town without anyone knowing. 326 00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:03,381 This town? What, is he kidding? 327 00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,394 I'm so sorry, sugar. 328 00:16:06,651 --> 00:16:10,005 - Here I am going on and on about Jess. - It's fine, Babette. I'm fine. 329 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,669 - She's fine. - You sure? 330 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,571 - Yes, I'm sure. - She's fine. 331 00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:15,172 - I saw him. - Who? 332 00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:16,857 - When? - Where? 333 00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:18,675 - Today, at Weston's. - He went into Weston's? 334 00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:20,291 - That little bastard. - What happened? 335 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,679 - I went in, he saw me, and he left. - No. 336 00:16:22,868 --> 00:16:25,096 - He said nothing? - No, he said something. 337 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,923 He said, "I'm leaving." 338 00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:28,636 Way to state the obvious. 339 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,060 It was so weird. I mean... 340 00:16:30,205 --> 00:16:32,956 he's the one who left town, he's the one who didn't call... 341 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,203 and now he just gets up and walks out like he's mad. 342 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:37,200 - What does he have to be mad about? - Exactly. 343 00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:40,888 I should be mad. It's my town. I should be the one to walk out in a huff. 344 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,765 - You still stuck on him, honey? - No, I'm not. 345 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,712 I just wasn't expecting him to come back, that's all. 346 00:16:46,921 --> 00:16:49,673 - He'll be gone soon. - Yeah, I know. He'll be gone soon. 347 00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:52,030 My god. I forgot the marshmallows. 348 00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:54,906 He'll be gone soon. 349 00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:56,577 Mayday. Mayday. 350 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:59,276 The Morrisey kids have stolen the bonfire again. I repeat... 351 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,186 the Morrisey kids have stolen the bonfire again. 352 00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:03,991 Caesar, I'm back. 353 00:17:04,846 --> 00:17:06,244 What did you burn? 354 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:09,694 - Liz, what are you doing? - I just needed some things. 355 00:17:09,891 --> 00:17:11,119 Steaks? You needed steaks? 356 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,465 I'm making dinner upstairs, and you don't have anything. 357 00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:15,034 - Then go to a store. - Come on. 358 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:18,063 - Couple of steaks, what's the big deal? - The big deal is I run a diner. 359 00:17:18,228 --> 00:17:21,060 I sell food. It's how I make my living. It's how I can afford all this. 360 00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:24,069 - You can spare a couple of things. - How do you know what I can spare? 361 00:17:24,272 --> 00:17:26,911 - That's a whole pie. - It's peach. Nobody eats the peach. 362 00:17:27,107 --> 00:17:29,426 - A lot of people eat the peach. - I'll buy a pie tomorrow. 363 00:17:29,608 --> 00:17:31,723 Tonight I'm making a feast for my guys. 364 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,732 Your guys? Who are your guys? 365 00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,222 You and T.J. 366 00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:37,551 - T.J.? - Yep. You're really gonna like him. 367 00:17:37,737 --> 00:17:40,410 - He's upstairs waiting for us, and... - Upstairs in my apartment? 368 00:17:40,614 --> 00:17:43,365 You left some guy named T.J. alone in my apartment? Liz. 369 00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:46,041 - I've been gone 20 seconds. - That's all it takes. 370 00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:48,994 To do what, steal the singing "Be Happy" bass? 371 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,681 That is my singing "Be Happy" bass... 372 00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:54,182 and it had better still be up there, including the batteries. 373 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,990 I thought I'd make chili. 374 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:03,326 - You are not Liz. - Already smarter than the last guy. 375 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,278 Hi, baby. 376 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,954 - Look what I found downstairs. - You must be Luke. 377 00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:13,320 - I think she's talking about the steaks. - I was not talking about the steaks. 378 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:15,302 This is my "him." 379 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,512 This is my guy. This is T.J. 380 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,475 - Guess what it stands for? - What? 381 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,513 - T.J. Guess what it stands for? - I don't know. 382 00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,189 - Just guess. - I can't. 383 00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:27,178 - Come on. - Thomas Jefferson. 384 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,149 No. Thomas Jefferson. 385 00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:32,955 - That's a weird guess. - Okay, I got to go back to work. 386 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,615 No, come on. Caesar's there. Sit down. 387 00:18:35,808 --> 00:18:36,842 You want a beer? 388 00:18:36,975 --> 00:18:38,965 One of my beers out of my fridge? Sure. Why not? 389 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:42,611 - Coming right up. - I'm so excited. 390 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:46,128 My two favorite guys are with me, drinking, talking. 391 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,838 And soon there will be chili. 392 00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:52,509 I forgot something. 393 00:18:52,649 --> 00:18:56,197 My god. This is freaky. It's like fate. 394 00:18:56,443 --> 00:18:58,194 Jess did not know we were here. 395 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,147 I had no idea that Jess would come by, and now look at us together. 396 00:19:02,779 --> 00:19:06,293 All the men in my life are drawn here to me. 397 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,832 This is positive. This means something. Do you feel it? 398 00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:11,102 I sure do. 399 00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:14,073 Baby, this is my kid. This is Jess. 400 00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:16,791 Jess, this is T.J. 401 00:19:16,953 --> 00:19:18,863 - Guess what it stands for. - No. 402 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:20,841 You'll stay for dinner? 403 00:19:21,038 --> 00:19:24,870 - I got to go check on my car. - We're making a ton of food. There's beer. 404 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,796 - My beer. - I'm not hungry. 405 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,709 Please. Stay for a little while. 406 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,673 I think you guys are really gonna get along great. 407 00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:42,345 T.J.'s really enjoying Stars Hollow, aren't you, baby? 408 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,665 Yeah. This place is great. It reminds me of New York. 409 00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,487 - How? - You know... 410 00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:50,427 - Neither one is in space. - No, that's not it. 411 00:19:50,635 --> 00:19:51,705 Of course not. 412 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,347 There's an energy, right? 413 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,882 There is. I feel it. A very similar energy. 414 00:19:57,639 --> 00:19:59,868 Liz showed me your old house and your school. 415 00:20:00,057 --> 00:20:01,694 Like the picture of you in the shorts. 416 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:05,125 My brother was very big in athletics in his day. 417 00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:07,797 And the ladies loved him. 418 00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,347 - Ask Carrie. They went out. - Yeah? 419 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,671 - Crazy Carrie and I did not go out. - They just made out. 420 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,774 We did not make out. We did not go out. 421 00:20:15,939 --> 00:20:18,373 We did nothing that involved the word "out." 422 00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:21,159 - I think he's still hung up on her. - A lightning bolt, please. 423 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:22,553 I got to go. 424 00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:26,161 Okay, but come back after you checked your car. 425 00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:29,834 We'll save you some food. You look good, handsome. 426 00:20:30,113 --> 00:20:32,228 If I was a girl, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. 427 00:20:32,406 --> 00:20:33,759 Come back, okay? 428 00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:36,746 Yeah, if you do, I'll draw your portrait on my Etch-A-Sketch. 429 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:39,588 - You can't miss that. - We'll see. 430 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,911 Jess, wait a sec. 431 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,764 - So, wow. - Yep. 432 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,473 If I could pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with... 433 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,851 - that guy'd definitely be his cab driver. - I don't know. 434 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,343 - He had a certain something. - Yeah, lack of chromosomes. 435 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,419 - That sounds right. - So what'll we do? 436 00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:00,258 - About what? - About that. Them. Him. 437 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,092 - Nothing. - Where are you going? 438 00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,732 To check on my car. 439 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,565 Jess, don't you think we should discuss this? 440 00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:07,579 - Discuss what? - T.J.! 441 00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:08,791 I thought we just did. 442 00:21:08,924 --> 00:21:11,204 - We didn't come up with a solution. - A solution to what? 443 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,575 Are we having the same conversation? A solution to him. 444 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,432 A solution would have been birth control. Too late, move on. 445 00:21:16,636 --> 00:21:20,230 - We have to do something about this. - Like what? 446 00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:22,531 - I don't know. We have to say something. - Like what? 447 00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:24,115 He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch. 448 00:21:24,224 --> 00:21:26,338 So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear. 449 00:21:26,516 --> 00:21:28,984 - What, you like this guy? - Of course I don't like this guy. 450 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:32,140 I don't like any of the guys. But she's gonna do what she's gonna do. 451 00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:35,946 No, I do not accept that. We can go to Liz together. We can tell her. 452 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:39,736 She does not care what we think. She really doesn't care what I think. 453 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:42,095 I've got 19 years of proof to back me up. 454 00:21:42,273 --> 00:21:44,707 She does. You just have to find the right angle with Liz. 455 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,777 - Can I go, please? - No, you can't go. We have to fix this. 456 00:21:47,984 --> 00:21:50,293 I cannot watch her throw her life away again... 457 00:21:50,486 --> 00:21:51,839 with a loser, again. 458 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:53,340 You see, this is your problem. 459 00:21:53,488 --> 00:21:55,602 You're gonna help people whether they want it or not. 460 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,090 You have to fix everything. You have to fix everyone. 461 00:21:59,324 --> 00:22:00,836 You think it makes you a good guy... 462 00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:03,742 but, really, it just makes you a pain in the ass. 463 00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:06,995 You make it so that when people fail you... 464 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:08,604 you get to feel like the martyr... 465 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,542 and they get to feel like not only did they screw up... 466 00:22:11,746 --> 00:22:13,702 but they also disappointed you. 467 00:22:13,872 --> 00:22:16,624 You interfere, and you make everything worse. 468 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,710 No one is asking for your help. No one wants your help. 469 00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:22,874 Focus on your own life and leave everyone else alone. 470 00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:33,579 Give it back. I mean it. 471 00:22:33,757 --> 00:22:35,827 I'm in charge here, guys. Come on! 472 00:22:37,509 --> 00:22:40,387 I need that! This is totally unfair. 473 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:41,742 Hey, Andrew. 474 00:22:42,345 --> 00:22:44,415 Track these down for me? They're all out of print. 475 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,074 - You got it. - Thanks. 476 00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:49,614 KIRK: All right, I'm about to start getting angry. 477 00:23:00,437 --> 00:23:01,552 Damn it. 478 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:02,927 Hello? 479 00:23:04,272 --> 00:23:05,342 Luke. 480 00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:07,790 - Yeah, hey. - How did you get in here? 481 00:23:08,024 --> 00:23:09,662 You left your bedroom window open. 482 00:23:09,817 --> 00:23:12,375 My bedroom window is on the second floor. What did you do? 483 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:16,355 I promised to fix your window, so I'm here to fix your window. 484 00:23:16,611 --> 00:23:18,089 My god. You cut yourself. 485 00:23:18,237 --> 00:23:21,115 - Glass was broken. - Hence the need for fixing. 486 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,656 I'm sorry. Are you drunk? 487 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,924 I am not drunk. I do not get drunk. 488 00:23:27,117 --> 00:23:30,904 I had some beer. Beers. More than one. A few. 489 00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:33,636 And then I came here, and I climbed your tree. 490 00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:36,182 - Good thinking. - And then I fell out of your tree. 491 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,405 Sit down. 492 00:23:37,538 --> 00:23:39,917 I landed flat on my back. I felt like Kirk. 493 00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,575 Hold your hand up in the air. 494 00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:46,498 And then I climbed back up the tree. This time I made it. I got in. 495 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,400 Sorry about the lamp. 496 00:23:48,544 --> 00:23:50,739 You know, Luke, you could have broken your neck. 497 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,637 It would have been all right if I had. 498 00:23:52,796 --> 00:23:55,104 I would have fixed it, because that's what I do. 499 00:23:55,297 --> 00:23:58,448 I fix things, even when they don't want to be fixed. 500 00:23:58,674 --> 00:24:00,107 - Let me see your hand. - Why? 501 00:24:00,258 --> 00:24:02,097 Because it's bleeding and I need to look at it. 502 00:24:02,217 --> 00:24:03,490 Gross. 503 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,727 - It's fine. Leave it. - I can't leave it. It's cut. 504 00:24:06,927 --> 00:24:08,883 - That's my wrist. - Sorry. 505 00:24:10,638 --> 00:24:12,151 You're very good at this. 506 00:24:12,306 --> 00:24:14,376 - I don't like blood, okay? - Then leave it alone. 507 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:17,513 No, I can't leave it. There. 508 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,886 You want to tell me what happened? 509 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:22,698 - Nothing. - What are you doing? 510 00:24:22,977 --> 00:24:25,047 - I'm gonna fix the window. - Forget the window. 511 00:24:25,228 --> 00:24:26,456 I can't forget the window. 512 00:24:26,604 --> 00:24:29,038 I made a promise, and I am the reliable guy... 513 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:31,459 who helps everybody out whether they like it or not. 514 00:24:31,649 --> 00:24:32,763 - What? - Yeah. 515 00:24:32,899 --> 00:24:35,492 Nothing I can do about it, just the way I am. 516 00:24:35,692 --> 00:24:37,364 It is my big problem. 517 00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:39,641 Didn't know it was my big problem till today... 518 00:24:39,819 --> 00:24:43,287 but now I know. It is my big problem. 519 00:24:43,613 --> 00:24:46,285 - Got a handful of Barbie. - Luke, what happened today? 520 00:24:46,489 --> 00:24:49,878 Today I found out what a big, dumb, idiot guy I am. 521 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:53,027 Just an imposing, judgmental know-it-all... 522 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,915 who blows around, yelling and complaining... 523 00:24:56,118 --> 00:24:58,347 and screwing up everybody else's life. 524 00:24:58,578 --> 00:25:00,966 - I hardly think... - I'm dumb, you know. 525 00:25:01,247 --> 00:25:05,204 Not like Jess. Jess is smart. He doesn't care about anybody else's life. 526 00:25:05,498 --> 00:25:08,569 He just takes care of himself. 527 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:12,795 - Did you and Jess have a thing? - He informed me that I am nothing... 528 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:16,319 but an unwelcome burden to everyone around me. 529 00:25:17,337 --> 00:25:19,771 - Luke, that's not true. - Yes, it is. 530 00:25:20,547 --> 00:25:21,980 Luke, stop it. 531 00:25:22,548 --> 00:25:24,743 Liz was just saying today how grateful she is... 532 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,323 to have you as her brother, and how much she looks up to you. 533 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:29,298 - You talked to Liz? - I thought she was you. 534 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,583 I'm a man. 535 00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:34,672 - She was in your truck. - When I'm in my truck, I am still a man. 536 00:25:34,971 --> 00:25:36,643 I couldn't see who was driving, okay? 537 00:25:36,805 --> 00:25:39,004 I ran over to the truck, we met, and we started talking. 538 00:25:39,098 --> 00:25:42,328 - You shouldn't have talked to Liz. - She worships you. 539 00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:45,112 She said she even wants to move to Stars Hollow... 540 00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:46,428 so she can be closer to you. 541 00:25:46,518 --> 00:25:49,111 - She didn't say that. - She did say that. 542 00:25:49,770 --> 00:25:53,727 Jess is an unhappy kid, Luke. He's angry. He doesn't mean the things he says. 543 00:25:53,981 --> 00:25:55,379 He did me a favor. 544 00:25:56,731 --> 00:26:00,007 Listen, why don't you hang out here, rest for a little while, okay? 545 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:02,667 - I'll go get you a real bandage. - I like the Barbie ones. 546 00:26:02,859 --> 00:26:04,974 Yes, honey, but the other kids will beat you up... 547 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:07,461 if they see you with one of those. 548 00:26:08,696 --> 00:26:10,129 I'll be right back. 549 00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:25,742 You sure I can't help you? Can I hand you something? 550 00:26:26,496 --> 00:26:30,089 You know, it doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to run. 551 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:33,685 Just curious. Have you noticed since you started standing there... 552 00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,031 there's been a lot less of the clinking sounds? 553 00:26:36,209 --> 00:26:38,848 The clinking sounds are what tools make when they fix things. 554 00:26:39,044 --> 00:26:42,672 - You've been fixing this car for hours. - And I'm not done, so back off. 555 00:26:42,921 --> 00:26:45,069 - Jess! - She sounds mad. 556 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,928 You've been here less than 24 hours and already I want to kill you. 557 00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:50,442 - What did I do to you? - All that crap you said to Luke... 558 00:26:50,466 --> 00:26:52,864 a man who's done nothing but support you and try to help you. 559 00:26:53,009 --> 00:26:55,443 - I don't know what you're talking about. - You do know. 560 00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:57,466 Don't act stupid. Why would you do that? 561 00:26:57,636 --> 00:26:59,626 What an incredibly insensitive, mean-spirited... 562 00:26:59,804 --> 00:27:02,243 Drop it. This has nothing to do with Luke. This is about Rory. 563 00:27:02,389 --> 00:27:04,108 This is not about Rory. This is about Luke. 564 00:27:04,182 --> 00:27:07,013 Don't you have an ounce of sensitivity in that thick head of yours... 565 00:27:07,224 --> 00:27:10,102 or are you so mad at the entire world that you don't care who you hurt? 566 00:27:10,310 --> 00:27:12,266 And I suppose we're still not talking about Rory? 567 00:27:12,435 --> 00:27:13,948 Wow. A second "Rory" in 10 seconds. 568 00:27:14,103 --> 00:27:16,222 You sure have Rory on the brain. I wonder why that is. 569 00:27:16,395 --> 00:27:18,544 - You started this. - Is that why you came back here? 570 00:27:18,730 --> 00:27:20,959 Are you still hung up on her? Is that why you came back? 571 00:27:21,148 --> 00:27:22,296 - No. - Good. 572 00:27:22,523 --> 00:27:26,071 Because she is over you. She has moved on, and she is very happy. 573 00:27:26,317 --> 00:27:28,387 Please hurry up so I can get the hell out of here. 574 00:27:28,568 --> 00:27:29,763 I second that. 575 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,824 LORELAI: Wonder where Demi and Ashton are sitting? 576 00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:42,176 RORY: I think we're late. LORELAI: We're not late. 577 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,399 - Grandma said dinner starts at 6:00. - That means 7:00. 578 00:27:44,493 --> 00:27:46,372 - In what universe? - They invite you at 6:00... 579 00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:49,134 know you won't be here till 7:00, so dinner won't start till 8:00. 580 00:27:49,329 --> 00:27:52,126 Actually, we're early. There they are. Hi, mom. 581 00:27:52,330 --> 00:27:54,718 - That's a bad face. - Told you we were late. 582 00:27:54,915 --> 00:27:56,348 What is Rory doing here? 583 00:27:56,499 --> 00:27:58,476 - Hi, Grandma. - You weren't supposed to bring Rory. 584 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,179 Really helping the kid's self-esteem, Mom. 585 00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:02,802 You don't know one man who'd spend the evening with you? 586 00:28:03,002 --> 00:28:05,799 - I thought you liked Rory. - We like Rory, but we're short of men. 587 00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:07,073 So am I. 588 00:28:07,212 --> 00:28:09,930 Honestly, it's not your looks that keep them away. Think about that. 589 00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:12,439 - I'm sorry. Should I stay? - Of course you should stay. 590 00:28:12,632 --> 00:28:14,588 We can't do anything about that now. 591 00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:16,873 So, on a wigged-out level from 1 to 10, Mom's at... 592 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,563 - Frances Farmer. - Yeah. 593 00:28:18,718 --> 00:28:20,788 Rory, what are you doing here? 594 00:28:21,052 --> 00:28:22,247 Lorelai couldn't find a man. 595 00:28:22,386 --> 00:28:24,425 You weren't specific. You didn't say, "Bring a man." 596 00:28:24,513 --> 00:28:26,549 And if I had, you'd have been able to find one? 597 00:28:26,721 --> 00:28:28,314 Rory, sit over there. 598 00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,509 Marjorie, Shawna, this is my daughter, Lorelai... 599 00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:31,751 and her daughter, Rory. 600 00:28:31,891 --> 00:28:34,040 - This is Marjorie and Shawna. - Hello. 601 00:28:34,725 --> 00:28:37,876 - Who are Marjorie and Shawna? - Richard and Jason's secretaries. 602 00:28:38,102 --> 00:28:40,535 Dull girls, like two rolling pins sitting across from me... 603 00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:41,798 but we were desperate. 604 00:28:41,938 --> 00:28:43,575 - Hello, Emily, Richard. - Jason. 605 00:28:43,730 --> 00:28:44,799 You're late, Jason. 606 00:28:44,939 --> 00:28:47,178 I'm sorry. I got hung up talking to Feriman in the lobby. 607 00:28:47,273 --> 00:28:48,342 Feriman is here? 608 00:28:48,482 --> 00:28:50,481 Yes, and he's three drinks ahead of everybody else. 609 00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:52,401 - Marvelous. - No, don't sit there. 610 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,284 Sit next to Lorelai. Rory, move over. 611 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,160 - Why? - You two pretend you're together. 612 00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:57,798 - What? - Emily, good idea. 613 00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,255 Shawna, Marjorie, for God's sake, look like you belong here. 614 00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:04,369 - Yes, that's much better. - So who else is joining us? 615 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:07,291 No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair. 616 00:29:07,492 --> 00:29:10,210 - We're saying it's Marjorie's husband's. - He's making the rounds... 617 00:29:10,368 --> 00:29:12,643 and at about 8:00, he'll get sick and have to leave. 618 00:29:12,828 --> 00:29:14,898 - Does everybody understand the story? - I think so. 619 00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,388 But then we'll have to hide his jacket, so I suggest I put it under my dress... 620 00:29:18,622 --> 00:29:19,701 and pretend to be pregnant. 621 00:29:19,831 --> 00:29:22,591 Then Jason can pretend to be the doctor. Then Rory can dig a tunnel... 622 00:29:22,707 --> 00:29:25,141 I might have known you'd turn this into something ridiculous. 623 00:29:25,334 --> 00:29:27,562 - I want to be the doctor. - Good lord. 624 00:29:28,043 --> 00:29:29,874 And Jason, move closer to Lorelai. 625 00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:33,672 And for God's sake, you two, at least act like you like each other. 626 00:29:35,713 --> 00:29:36,908 Your mom said. 627 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:39,276 Hey, there you are. 628 00:29:39,423 --> 00:29:42,619 Yes, here I am at my job. Will wonders never cease? 629 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:45,032 - Major party happening outside. - So I hear. 630 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,572 You got to see it. 631 00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:48,678 I'm sure you can see it enough for the both of us. 632 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,790 Big fire, crazy punch out there, too. 633 00:29:50,971 --> 00:29:52,930 Seriously, man, come on out. You won't believe it. 634 00:29:52,972 --> 00:29:55,770 No, T.J., actually, I will believe it, because, see, I live here... 635 00:29:55,974 --> 00:29:59,931 so I've seen this festival, let's say, about 5,000 times. 636 00:30:00,226 --> 00:30:01,579 Yes, I see your point. 637 00:30:01,726 --> 00:30:04,682 Okay, Liz and I are taking off right after the festivities... 638 00:30:04,894 --> 00:30:06,653 so maybe you could come out and say sayonara. 639 00:30:06,812 --> 00:30:09,929 - I'll come out as soon as I can. - Great. How long, you think? 640 00:30:10,148 --> 00:30:11,501 How long I think what? 641 00:30:11,648 --> 00:30:13,527 - How long you'll be doing that? - I don't know. 642 00:30:13,566 --> 00:30:15,476 - Looks like you're almost done. - I'm not. 643 00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:17,720 - The stack's getting pretty small. - Look... 644 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:20,129 - I will be out soon, okay? - Okay. 645 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:24,298 - I am gonna hold you to that. - I'll consider myself warned. 646 00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:33,906 The importance cannot be overstated. Language is humanity's lifeline. 647 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:37,135 That is why I thank each and every one of you... 648 00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:38,999 for your loyal support of the... 649 00:30:39,162 --> 00:30:43,915 Ephram Wordus Rare Manuscript Acquisition Foundation. 650 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:45,854 Because without it... 651 00:30:45,998 --> 00:30:50,069 we would just be stuck brooding around Nag Hammadi. 652 00:30:54,127 --> 00:30:55,844 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 653 00:30:56,003 --> 00:30:59,199 - You go to Yale. - I skipped Obscure Manuscript Humor 101. 654 00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:01,505 - Why was that funny? - No idea. 655 00:31:02,006 --> 00:31:03,837 - You were laughing. - Take a poll. 656 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:07,077 No one in this room has any idea what that crazy old man is talking about. 657 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,849 - Bunch of poseurs. - Hundreds of literary artifacts... 658 00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:13,614 which might otherwise have been lost. 659 00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:16,271 - How far do you think we can push this? - I'm not sure. 660 00:31:16,472 --> 00:31:17,506 - Dancing? - Possibly. 661 00:31:17,638 --> 00:31:19,196 - Stroll on the terrace? - Passable. 662 00:31:19,347 --> 00:31:22,259 - Making out in the coat-check room? - That's gonna be tricky. 663 00:31:22,475 --> 00:31:25,272 So, once again, I thank you... 664 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:28,494 and I hope you all have a lovely evening. 665 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,356 I'm going to go find Feriman. 666 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:37,759 I have to say hello to Babe Wellington. 667 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:40,771 Mom, how much longer do Jason and I have to pretend we're together? 668 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,700 Lorelai, don't do this to me. 669 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,815 Until this evening is over, you are together... 670 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:46,464 and I don't want to discuss it again. 671 00:31:46,569 --> 00:31:47,639 Fine. 672 00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:50,295 - I just secured us the coatroom. - Let's go. 673 00:31:50,613 --> 00:31:53,047 I'm going to make out in the coatroom. Don't eat my chicken. 674 00:31:53,239 --> 00:31:55,548 - That's going on your tombstone. - Jason. 675 00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:59,224 - Hello. I didn't know you'd be here. - You look well. 676 00:31:59,409 --> 00:32:01,008 - Thank you. How's business? - Very good. 677 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,012 - I'm pleased to hear it. - How's your golf game? 678 00:32:03,036 --> 00:32:05,013 It certainly can't match yours, but I'm catching up. 679 00:32:05,037 --> 00:32:07,280 When you're ready... I'll give you a call. 680 00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:10,130 - Fine. Good to see you again. - Same to you. 681 00:32:12,082 --> 00:32:13,674 Well? Who was that? 682 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,391 - My father. - Your father? 683 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,690 And you two have met before? 684 00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:21,069 Yes, briefly. I believe there was an Aquaman party involved. 685 00:32:21,295 --> 00:32:24,092 This business thing must've been really bad for you guys. 686 00:32:24,296 --> 00:32:26,172 - What do you mean? - I mean, that was so cold. 687 00:32:26,339 --> 00:32:28,018 You talked like you barely knew each other. 688 00:32:28,131 --> 00:32:30,929 - No, we've always been like that. - You're kidding? 689 00:32:31,174 --> 00:32:33,608 No. In fact, asking me about my golf game was... 690 00:32:33,801 --> 00:32:36,269 actually a little too touchy-feely for me. 691 00:32:36,594 --> 00:32:38,982 Who would have thought I would ever put my mother... 692 00:32:39,178 --> 00:32:41,214 next to someone, and think "warm"? 693 00:32:41,388 --> 00:32:43,424 Jason, I just heard your father was here. 694 00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:46,190 How could you possibly have found that out this quickly? 695 00:32:46,391 --> 00:32:49,905 News travels fast here. People talk. So what did Floyd say? 696 00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:52,337 - Well... - Richard, Floyd was just here. 697 00:32:52,519 --> 00:32:55,794 - We know, Mom. We saw him. - He came by the table? What nerve. 698 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,249 - How dare he talk to his son. - Be quiet, Lorelai. 699 00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:00,235 If he's here, he must have a motive. 700 00:33:00,398 --> 00:33:02,831 He never cared about rare manuscripts before. 701 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:06,253 - He must be trying to get information. - I don't think he had an agenda. 702 00:33:06,483 --> 00:33:09,952 - What was his body language like? - He was breathing and standing. 703 00:33:10,236 --> 00:33:13,750 - I think all signs point to alive. - What did he ask you about? 704 00:33:13,988 --> 00:33:16,067 - He asked me about my golf game. - Not the business? 705 00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:18,073 - No. - He's tricky. 706 00:33:18,239 --> 00:33:19,991 He didn't ask about the business, Dad, okay? 707 00:33:20,156 --> 00:33:22,669 I know he didn't ask, Lorelai. That was deliberate. 708 00:33:22,866 --> 00:33:25,379 So he wanted to know nothing on purpose? The fiend. 709 00:33:25,576 --> 00:33:27,725 - Please stay out of it. - He's planning something. 710 00:33:27,910 --> 00:33:30,708 - Jason, I think we should strategize. - Richard, I don't think... 711 00:33:30,912 --> 00:33:32,982 I've been doing this a lot longer than you have. 712 00:33:33,163 --> 00:33:37,200 If a man like Floyd Stiles comes over to you and does not ask about the business... 713 00:33:37,457 --> 00:33:40,015 you can be sure something very big is coming. 714 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:44,465 I guess I have to go. If you'll excuse me, ladies. 715 00:33:45,086 --> 00:33:48,122 Fine. Nobody was believing you two as a couple, anyway. 716 00:34:03,219 --> 00:34:04,618 [Singing] 717 00:34:27,189 --> 00:34:29,384 This is Bird Dog One to Bird Dog Two. 718 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:31,522 The southwest corner is secure. 719 00:34:31,817 --> 00:34:33,887 JOE: I'm at the southwest corner, Kirk. 720 00:34:34,152 --> 00:34:38,780 - Then where the hell am I? - Look who finally came out of his cave. 721 00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:42,562 - Carrie, what a coincidence. - You remember Anna, Jill. 722 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,577 Hello, Anna. Hello, Jill. 723 00:34:44,781 --> 00:34:47,818 We just came from the reunion, so we're a little tipsy. 724 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:50,587 You know, drink water and take some aspirin... 725 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:51,854 before you go to bed. 726 00:34:51,993 --> 00:34:56,622 I told them you're trying to pretend you don't remember "the night." 727 00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:58,663 I don't remember "the night." 728 00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,864 I remember "the night." 729 00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:01,516 The whole reunion remembered "the night." 730 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,291 - We all talked about it. - Terrific. 731 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,096 Everybody had a crush on Butch Danes in high school. 732 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:10,329 - So serious, so intense. - So hot in those tiny, little shorts. 733 00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:14,100 - Okay, I should go find Liz. - I'll help you find her. 734 00:35:14,338 --> 00:35:18,091 - No, I don't want to break up the party. - There's always room for a foursome. 735 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,374 [Women giggling] 736 00:35:19,506 --> 00:35:21,576 So, 20 years later, none of you are married? 737 00:35:21,758 --> 00:35:23,907 - No, we're all married. - There's Liz. 738 00:35:24,927 --> 00:35:26,926 JILL: They're not gonna run out of punch, are they? 739 00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:29,720 CARRIE: They never run out of punch. LUKE: Okay, I should go. 740 00:35:29,929 --> 00:35:30,999 Wait. 741 00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:33,685 We're all going to the Styx... 742 00:35:33,847 --> 00:35:36,042 REO Speedwagon-Journey concert next week. 743 00:35:36,223 --> 00:35:38,816 We have an extra ticket, if you're interested. 744 00:35:39,808 --> 00:35:42,481 If it was just Styx and REO Speedwagon... 745 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:45,122 I'd be there, but Journey freaks me out. 746 00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,028 Sorry. Enjoy the festival. 747 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:52,316 So there's a line a mile long. The place is going crazy for the earrings. 748 00:35:52,565 --> 00:35:55,362 - Come on, T.J. - I'm just telling them how it is. 749 00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:56,794 The last fair we went to... 750 00:35:56,942 --> 00:35:59,171 the line was so long it blocked the fruit-ice stand. 751 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,352 Now, traditionally, the fruit-ice people are not the nicest people on the circuit... 752 00:36:03,612 --> 00:36:05,761 but you block their stand, and they really go crazy. 753 00:36:05,947 --> 00:36:08,142 They threw lemon rinds! But it didn't matter. 754 00:36:08,322 --> 00:36:10,154 Those people stayed and they bought plenty. 755 00:36:10,323 --> 00:36:12,155 People seem to like my stuff. 756 00:36:12,324 --> 00:36:14,792 We're heading to Minnesota next month. Big fair there. 757 00:36:14,992 --> 00:36:17,949 - And this time we're unveiling the booth. - The booth? 758 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,277 T.J. just built me the greatest booth. You should see it. 759 00:36:21,496 --> 00:36:24,452 You got to have a good booth. It's the first thing people see. 760 00:36:24,664 --> 00:36:25,699 Earrings are small. 761 00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:27,909 You don't know they're there until you're up on them. 762 00:36:27,998 --> 00:36:30,034 But a booth and a nice sign... 763 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:33,945 a person standing at the jousting match, they turn around... 764 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:35,767 "Look at that booth with the nice sign." 765 00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:38,872 They take a look at Lizzie's stuff, and they're hooked. 766 00:36:39,296 --> 00:36:43,003 - Luke, nice of you to join us. - I didn't see you there. 767 00:36:43,257 --> 00:36:45,974 I heard you were leaving right after the festival, so... 768 00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:48,084 I'm so glad you came out. 769 00:36:49,009 --> 00:36:50,521 See you later, Liz. 770 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,159 Can you believe this thing? 771 00:36:53,302 --> 00:36:55,134 It hasn't changed one bit since we were kids. 772 00:36:55,303 --> 00:36:57,737 Same crazy gathering that Mom would take us to. 773 00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:00,808 - And then Dad, after she died. - He hated it worse than we did. 774 00:37:01,015 --> 00:37:03,323 - He only took us because Mom liked it. - Yeah. 775 00:37:03,516 --> 00:37:05,904 - Of course, that Founder's Day punch... - Lethal. 776 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,012 The first time I ever threw up from booze, it was Founder's Day punch. 777 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,376 - That's a nice story. - Listen... 778 00:37:12,812 --> 00:37:14,325 I'm sorry about Jess. 779 00:37:14,522 --> 00:37:16,920 Boy, that statement could encompass a whole myriad of things. 780 00:37:17,106 --> 00:37:19,415 I'm sorry I told you I wasn't in touch with him. 781 00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:22,120 It's just been the last six months he started calling... 782 00:37:22,317 --> 00:37:26,149 and he asked me not to tell you, so I was trying to bond or something. 783 00:37:26,403 --> 00:37:27,961 I just mentioned the car to him. 784 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:30,231 I didn't know he'd come back here and try and take it. 785 00:37:30,321 --> 00:37:32,549 It's okay. It's his car. He should have it. 786 00:37:32,738 --> 00:37:34,774 I'm just trying to make things better with us. 787 00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:36,984 You should. It's fine. 788 00:37:37,908 --> 00:37:41,217 I have a feeling about him. I think he's gonna be okay. 789 00:37:42,368 --> 00:37:45,280 - He's kind of like Dad, don't you think? - I don't know. 790 00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:47,531 I do. I think he's like Dad. 791 00:37:48,288 --> 00:37:50,881 I want to thank you for everything you did for him. 792 00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:54,595 It never hurts to take a shot. At least you know you tried. 793 00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:57,475 Sometimes things take a while before they sink in. 794 00:37:57,668 --> 00:37:59,146 It did with me. 795 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:02,811 Sorry I'm so boring tonight. I only had one cup of punch. 796 00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:05,604 Gary switched us over to club soda after that. 797 00:38:05,796 --> 00:38:08,594 You're not boring. Who's Gary? 798 00:38:08,798 --> 00:38:10,993 - That's T.J.'s real name. - T.J.'s real name is Gary? 799 00:38:11,175 --> 00:38:12,244 - Yeah. - Gary? 800 00:38:12,383 --> 00:38:14,851 How in the heck did he get... Never mind. 801 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:20,259 I heard him talking back there, Gary. It sounds like things are going good. 802 00:38:20,512 --> 00:38:22,582 - They are, really good. - Good. 803 00:38:24,931 --> 00:38:27,318 Wait. I just made these last night. 804 00:38:28,850 --> 00:38:32,398 You could give them to your wife. Or Lorelai, whoever. 805 00:38:33,476 --> 00:38:35,864 - Thanks. - I'm gonna get my stuff together. 806 00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:38,380 We need to leave soon. Tell Gary I went back to your place. 807 00:38:38,563 --> 00:38:40,155 - I'll do that. - Okay. 808 00:38:46,150 --> 00:38:47,742 - See you. - See you. 809 00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:50,799 Gone the rest of the night. 810 00:38:50,943 --> 00:38:52,819 And we're stuck there with the rolling pins. 811 00:38:52,986 --> 00:38:55,374 - God, so boring. - I am starving. 812 00:38:55,696 --> 00:38:58,527 What, the possibly beef in some sort of cream sauce... 813 00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:00,173 did nothing to curb your appetite? 814 00:39:00,324 --> 00:39:02,791 You want to start with burgers or do a cart-to-cart attack? 815 00:39:02,991 --> 00:39:05,300 There's two of us. I think we can accomplish both goals. 816 00:39:05,493 --> 00:39:08,802 - I'll get the burgers. You hit the carts. - Meet you by the bonfire. 817 00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,992 - T.J. - You're here. Cool. 818 00:39:11,412 --> 00:39:13,800 So, Liz is back at my place getting your stuff. 819 00:39:13,997 --> 00:39:16,635 - She just wanted me to tell you. - Okay, thanks. 820 00:39:17,207 --> 00:39:20,755 So, look, I kind of heard you guys talking and... 821 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,309 you know, things seem to be going pretty good for Liz... 822 00:39:23,502 --> 00:39:25,777 which is different and a nice change. 823 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,473 I know you guys are thinking about moving here... 824 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:32,707 and I just wanted you to know it's okay by me. 825 00:39:33,381 --> 00:39:35,734 Okay. I didn't realize we needed your permission. 826 00:39:35,924 --> 00:39:36,994 No. 827 00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:40,521 You don't. Maybe you misunderstood me here. 828 00:39:40,718 --> 00:39:44,505 I was trying to say I assumed, because my sister has a history with guys... 829 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:47,196 that, you know, you were like the others. 830 00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:50,269 You seem like a pretty good guy. 831 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,228 Thanks. You're a dick. 832 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,287 I just heard the tail end of that conversation... 833 00:39:57,476 --> 00:39:59,369 I assume you haven't changed your name to Richard. 834 00:39:59,393 --> 00:40:01,190 Long, long story. I'll tell you later. 835 00:40:01,353 --> 00:40:03,787 But here's a teaser: the word Etch-A-Sketch comes up. 836 00:40:03,979 --> 00:40:05,776 I'm hooked. 837 00:40:05,939 --> 00:40:08,168 - You're all dressed up. - Just for you. 838 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,960 You go somewhere? 839 00:40:10,566 --> 00:40:14,000 My parents had a charity event, and they needed a chair filled... 840 00:40:14,235 --> 00:40:15,544 and who fills a chair better than I? 841 00:40:15,568 --> 00:40:19,161 - No one comes to mind. - So did Jess leave yet? 842 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,864 I stopped by Gypsy's earlier... 843 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:24,668 and she was just about done then, so probably. 844 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,786 - No goodbyes? - No. 845 00:40:26,949 --> 00:40:30,906 Liz has a feeling about him, though. She thinks he's gonna be fine. 846 00:40:31,201 --> 00:40:32,838 - He could be. - Yeah. 847 00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:38,905 Here. 848 00:40:43,749 --> 00:40:44,943 Pretty. 849 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:48,354 Liz made them yesterday. She wanted you to have them. 850 00:40:49,252 --> 00:40:51,969 Great. Be sure to tell her thanks for me. 851 00:40:52,169 --> 00:40:53,204 I will. 852 00:41:00,549 --> 00:41:02,858 - There. - Thank you for your business. 853 00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:05,245 - Do not come again. - Not likely. 854 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:36,453 - I get to leave first. - Rory, wait. Stop! 855 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:39,037 - No, you don't get to walk away. - Hold on! 856 00:41:39,234 --> 00:41:40,985 My town! I leave! 857 00:41:41,152 --> 00:41:43,028 I just want to... Where are you going? 858 00:41:43,194 --> 00:41:45,033 - None of your business! - We look like idiots. 859 00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:47,231 - I don't care. - Stop running. 860 00:41:47,447 --> 00:41:49,357 - Stop following. - Come on! 861 00:41:49,614 --> 00:41:52,173 - Go away! I'm leaving! - Rory, stop! 862 00:41:52,490 --> 00:41:54,242 - Why? - Because I want to talk to you. 863 00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:57,286 About what? What do you want to talk to me about? 864 00:41:57,493 --> 00:41:59,244 When did you learn to run like that? 865 00:41:59,411 --> 00:42:01,879 You know, I have actually thought about this moment a lot. 866 00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:04,038 What would Jess say to me if I ever saw him again? 867 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,589 I mean, he just took off, no note, no call, nothing. 868 00:42:06,789 --> 00:42:07,829 How could he explain that? 869 00:42:07,957 --> 00:42:10,788 And then a year goes by. No word, nothing. 870 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,878 So he couldn't possibly have a good excuse for that, right? 871 00:42:14,084 --> 00:42:16,597 I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios... 872 00:42:16,794 --> 00:42:19,546 with a hundred different great last parting lines... 873 00:42:19,755 --> 00:42:22,347 and I have to tell you that I am actually very curious... 874 00:42:22,547 --> 00:42:24,776 to see which way this is going to go. 875 00:42:26,132 --> 00:42:29,362 - Could we sit down? - No. You wanted to talk, so talk. 876 00:42:29,593 --> 00:42:31,503 What do you have to say to me? 877 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,290 I love you.