1 00:01:05,685 --> 00:01:07,675 - Oh, I'm late. - I know. 2 00:01:07,742 --> 00:01:09,768 Blame the insane people driving in front of me. 3 00:01:09,845 --> 00:01:14,157 They had a "honk if you love to scuba dive" bumper sticker on the back of their car, so I honked. 4 00:01:14,229 --> 00:01:16,568 - You don't scuba dive. - Yes, but I've been testing people 5 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:20,183 who have "honk" bumper stickers lately to see if they really want people to honk. 6 00:01:20,234 --> 00:01:24,991 Guess what? They don't. I lay on my horn, and this alleged scuba diver slows 7 00:01:25,047 --> 00:01:27,724 to a crawl in front of me just out of revenge, and I'm screwed. 8 00:01:27,905 --> 00:01:30,296 - You need a hobby. - Yes, actually. 9 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:31,759 Come on, Rory's waiting. 10 00:01:32,184 --> 00:01:33,341 Hey, what happened? 11 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:34,642 She honked. 12 00:01:35,078 --> 00:01:36,834 Oh, another bumper sticker test. 13 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,533 I just thought up a great idea for a reality show. 14 00:01:39,618 --> 00:01:43,188 You pull people over who have those "honk if you love whatever" bumper stickers, 15 00:01:43,217 --> 00:01:47,478 you kidnap them, and you make them do whatever the bumper sticker says they like to do, 16 00:01:47,537 --> 00:01:49,422 whether they do it or not. And then you make them eat bugs. 17 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:50,954 So I hear you have a new boyfriend. 18 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:52,608 - How did you...? - Not from me. 19 00:01:52,684 --> 00:01:54,294 - Don't jump on Rory. - How, Mom? 20 00:01:54,442 --> 00:01:55,747 - Kirk told me. - Kirk? 21 00:01:55,814 --> 00:01:57,489 - Kirk who? - How many Kirks do you know? 22 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,173 My Kirk? Stars Hollow Kirk? 23 00:01:59,255 --> 00:02:01,872 Kirk who hasn't started shaving yet, Kirk? How did you find out from him? 24 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:04,340 I called the Inn looking for you, and Michel answered, 25 00:02:04,389 --> 00:02:07,202 but he was in the middle of some argument with the horse veterinarian. 26 00:02:07,309 --> 00:02:09,961 Then there was a cracking sound and the phone went dead. 27 00:02:10,032 --> 00:02:12,146 Then there was another man's voice saying "hello". 28 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:13,290 - Kirk? - Bob. 29 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,480 - The gardener? - More twists than Oh Henry. 30 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:20,005 He told me something in a heavy spanish accent, all while Michel was yelling at the vet in French... 31 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,311 - I'll be, the UN erupts. - Then Kirk came on. 32 00:02:22,402 --> 00:02:25,337 He was there delivering something. And when I told him I was looking for you, 33 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:28,496 he told me you were probably at your boyfriend Luke Danes' house. 34 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:31,159 - Now why were you hiding it from me? - I wasn't hiding it. 35 00:02:31,214 --> 00:02:33,871 You jumped on Rory when you thought she told me. You were hiding it. 36 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:36,790 - She did not jump on me, Grandma. - Yeah, and I wasn't hiding it. 37 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:40,896 The only reason I reacted to Kirk the way that I did is that he's not in this world, 38 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:45,485 he's in my other world. It's as if I, out of the blue, told you I was having tea with Mrs. Van Uppity. 39 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,845 - Who? - Hortence Van Uppity, 40 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:49,320 tight bun, lace collar, tiny poodle... fictional friend? 41 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:52,744 You keep so much from me with these separate worlds of yours. It's not right. 42 00:02:52,811 --> 00:02:55,631 I will try harder to merge the worlds. I promise. 43 00:02:55,693 --> 00:02:57,723 Well, start now. I want to meet this Luke Danes. 44 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:58,699 You've met him. 45 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,891 Not in this capacity. I need to re-meet him. 46 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,642 Well, I'm sure that day will come. 47 00:03:02,698 --> 00:03:03,963 - Next week. - What? 48 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:06,051 You have a gentleman friend of significance. 49 00:03:06,118 --> 00:03:08,207 Rhett is my gentleman friend, yes. 50 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:11,012 So it's only proper that you introduce him to your mother. 51 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,986 Unless he's insignificant; I don't want to meet a passing ship. That's a waste of my time. 52 00:03:15,037 --> 00:03:17,413 Is Luke a passing ship? Is he insignificant? 53 00:03:17,612 --> 00:03:19,122 No, he's not. 54 00:03:19,195 --> 00:03:21,432 I'll get my book and we will pick a date next week. 55 00:03:21,508 --> 00:03:23,031 - Mom... - Next week. 56 00:03:23,107 --> 00:03:24,903 - But I... - Next week. 57 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,605 Honk if Emily Gilmore views your mind as her personal playground. 58 00:03:29,153 --> 00:03:30,157 Honk, honk. 59 00:04:25,796 --> 00:04:28,136 We eat it, we breathe it, it's our heart and lungs. 60 00:04:28,193 --> 00:04:31,921 What is it? The three basics: accuracy, accuracy, and accuracy. 61 00:04:32,069 --> 00:04:36,032 It's my head that went up on a platter, okay? So go the extra yard. Protect my head. 62 00:04:37,141 --> 00:04:37,971 Headache, Doyle? 63 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:43,306 Charles Graw used to eat aspirin like candy. He ate candy like candy, too, hence the belly like jell-o. 64 00:04:43,537 --> 00:04:47,229 That was mean. The man's dead. So, how's the story coming? On that secret society. 65 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,559 The Life and Death Brigade. Get this. I've got a contact. 66 00:04:49,614 --> 00:04:50,986 - Inside? - Deep inside. 67 00:04:51,048 --> 00:04:52,891 - Who? - Anonymous. Don't ask again. 68 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:55,430 - Your call. - I'm going to tell this story from the inside. 69 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:57,137 - You'll be careful? - Careful enough. 70 00:04:57,202 --> 00:04:58,561 - Well, stay on it. - You bet. 71 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:02,880 I love this. We just had a very All the President's Men moment. 72 00:05:03,008 --> 00:05:06,209 - Very. - Moving around the newsroom like that, felt good. 73 00:05:06,351 --> 00:05:07,838 - Let's do it again sometime. - Now? 74 00:05:07,954 --> 00:05:09,408 - Might look silly. - Carry on. 75 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:10,509 Right, Chief. 76 00:05:11,239 --> 00:05:12,147 There you are. 77 00:05:13,158 --> 00:05:15,624 Club sandwich, burger well done, fries. 78 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:17,406 Let me know if you need anything. 79 00:05:23,725 --> 00:05:26,315 Hey. What's up? You're acting all squirrelly. 80 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:27,481 I'm ready now. 81 00:05:27,571 --> 00:05:28,706 - For what? - To date. 82 00:05:29,837 --> 00:05:31,967 - Wow. - That offer's still good, right? 83 00:05:32,218 --> 00:05:34,240 - Yeah, still good. - Okay. 84 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,128 So, we should pick a time. 85 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:38,040 Sure. 86 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:38,957 How about now? 87 00:05:39,141 --> 00:05:40,891 - I'm kind of working. - Right. 88 00:05:42,286 --> 00:05:44,123 How about tonight? 89 00:05:44,286 --> 00:05:46,079 - I've got band practice. - Right. 90 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:47,205 And so do you. 91 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,063 'Cause we're in the same band. 92 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:52,816 Okay. So, we'll figure it out. 93 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:53,836 We'll figure it out. 94 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:54,813 Cool. 95 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,271 See you at home. 96 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,043 - Yeah, see you. - Okay. 97 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:05,417 Hey, Lane, how's it going? 98 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:08,842 - Good, very good. - Oh, well, lucky you. 99 00:06:11,128 --> 00:06:11,833 Hey. 100 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:14,997 - How dark is it? - How dark is what? 101 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,065 The cumulus nimbus hovering over my head. 102 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:20,546 - The black cloud. Was that a drop? - What are you talking about? 103 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,860 - I have some very bad news. - What? 104 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:26,336 - My mother is insisting on having dinner with us. - That's it? 105 00:06:26,404 --> 00:06:28,764 Did you hear what I said? Mother, dinner, us? 106 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,963 That's on a par with car, test, crash test dummy. 107 00:06:32,056 --> 00:06:35,190 Don't worry, I'm going to do whatever it takes to get us out of this. I promise. 108 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:36,756 - Why? - What do you mean, why? 109 00:06:36,817 --> 00:06:38,324 Let's just do it, get it over with. 110 00:06:38,513 --> 00:06:41,888 Meeting the parents comes with the territory. We can't put it off forever. 111 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:45,205 Oh yeah? My fourth grade teacher wanted a meeting with my parents. 112 00:06:45,318 --> 00:06:47,647 She was hit by a bus six years ago. Never got the meeting. 113 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:48,306 Book it. 114 00:06:48,389 --> 00:06:49,551 - Luke! - Book it. 115 00:06:49,648 --> 00:06:53,489 Okay. But I'm warning you. If I call and tell her, and then you change your mind 116 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:56,049 and you want to back out, we're going to have to leave the country. 117 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,818 And have extensive facial surgery, and sex changes. 118 00:06:58,875 --> 00:07:01,702 Both of us, so that we can, you know, kiss and not look funny. 119 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:05,423 - I'm not going to change my mind. - Okay, fine, I'll just call her now... 120 00:07:05,532 --> 00:07:08,930 Oh, whoa, what is happening? Something dark is happening here. 121 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,224 It is heavy like iron. 122 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:14,255 Oh, did you feel that ice cold wind that just passed through? 123 00:07:14,317 --> 00:07:15,075 Make the call. 124 00:07:15,545 --> 00:07:17,124 I see dead people. 125 00:07:17,317 --> 00:07:18,142 Make the call. 126 00:07:28,536 --> 00:07:29,723 This is a house? 127 00:07:30,389 --> 00:07:32,647 - This is a house. - What a waste! 128 00:07:32,779 --> 00:07:37,178 See, this is what causes peasants to revolt. This is how heads end up on pikes. 129 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,211 Open with that. That's a great icebreaker. 130 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,881 Now listen, I want you to be careful about your consumption of booze. 131 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:45,920 - I'm not going to drink too much. - No, no, no. You've got it backwards, there, Pablo. 132 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:48,122 Ride the pink elephant, baby, 'cause it's your only defense 133 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,619 against Emily Gilmore unless you're packing a Kolishnikov. 134 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,319 Yeah, yeah. Shouldn't we ring the doorbell or something? 135 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:55,712 Oh, a little strategy. Here's the front door. We're here. 136 00:07:55,753 --> 00:07:59,661 Drink cart's here. It's knock, knock. Open the door. "Hi. " "Hi. " 137 00:07:59,773 --> 00:08:03,382 Turn left, veer right, past the couch, we're at the booze. Any questions? 138 00:08:03,434 --> 00:08:06,043 Uh, yeah. Shouldn't you get a massage or something? 139 00:08:06,131 --> 00:08:07,494 - Take off your coat. - It's cold. 140 00:08:07,591 --> 00:08:08,958 No, it's time consuming. 141 00:08:09,066 --> 00:08:12,773 Roll it in a ball and have it ready to hand off to the maid. Yeah. 142 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:16,700 - Hi, hello. - Hi, come in please. 143 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,051 Thank you. Sorry. 144 00:08:19,926 --> 00:08:21,871 - Can I take your coats? - Yeah, got mine all ready. 145 00:08:21,974 --> 00:08:22,628 Alright. 146 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:27,555 Here you go. I'm Luke. 147 00:08:27,713 --> 00:08:29,542 - I'm a maid. - Yeah. Nice to meet you. 148 00:08:30,632 --> 00:08:32,419 Oh, that was so sweet and innocent. 149 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:35,341 Well, well, our honored guest. Welcome. 150 00:08:35,418 --> 00:08:36,545 Mom, Luke. Luke, Mom. 151 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,527 We've met, Lorelai. Several times. 152 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:41,072 Well, I was just "re-introducing" you, as per your instructions. 153 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:44,682 - Good to see you again, Mrs. Gilmore. - Ah, no, it's Emily. I insist. 154 00:08:44,743 --> 00:08:46,848 - Nice to see you, Emily. - Drinks? 155 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,213 - We're in the foyer. - Let's change that. 156 00:08:49,479 --> 00:08:54,139 - Not if Luke wants a tour. - Oh, okay, well, foyer, staircase, upstairs, 157 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,923 dining room, kitchen, weird piano area that we never really named, 158 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,864 and right through here is the living room. 159 00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:03,508 Yeah, uh, I don't need a tour. Thanks. 160 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,994 Well, then, let's go in the living room. 161 00:09:06,114 --> 00:09:07,809 Your house is beautiful. 162 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:10,324 - They don't make them like this anymore. - I'll say. 163 00:09:10,405 --> 00:09:13,645 They make everything out of cardboard now. White boxes with heating vents. 164 00:09:13,738 --> 00:09:16,622 - Yeah. The art of craftsmanship is dead. - Gin. 165 00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:18,515 Do you have Tourette's or something? 166 00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:21,008 I'm sorry. I thought I heard you say what would I like to drink. 167 00:09:21,090 --> 00:09:23,205 - I was getting there. - Gin martini, please. 168 00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:25,710 I already made a pitcher of martinis, but they're vodka. 169 00:09:25,796 --> 00:09:27,542 Vodka's perfect. Double with a twist. 170 00:09:27,603 --> 00:09:31,695 So, two cold martinis with a twist, and Luke, how would you like a beer? 171 00:09:31,824 --> 00:09:32,513 Great. 172 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:36,108 Or maybe Luke would like to choose his own drink. That's a thought. 173 00:09:36,307 --> 00:09:39,430 Oh, yes, I'm sorry Luke. You can have whatever you like. I've got it all. 174 00:09:39,492 --> 00:09:41,412 - Beer is perfect. - Beer it is. 175 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:45,344 No, no, she's got everything. She's got scotch, she's got rum, she's got, uh, whiskey, 176 00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:48,099 she's got red wine, she's not kidding, she's got it all. 177 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,329 Beer is perfect. 178 00:09:49,819 --> 00:09:52,036 - Okay, bring him a beer. - Here we are. 179 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,475 - Thank you. - Thank you, Emily. 180 00:09:54,304 --> 00:09:57,719 The beer is nice and cold. I almost want one myself. 181 00:09:58,016 --> 00:10:00,490 Hey, uh, you can have some of mine if you want. 182 00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:03,909 So, how's that diner of yours? 183 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:09,408 It's doing great. No matter what the economic climate, people gotta eat. 184 00:10:09,464 --> 00:10:14,545 That is so true. And I thought your place was very charming. Nice and rustic. 185 00:10:15,604 --> 00:10:17,289 - Do you need a cough drop? - She's fine. 186 00:10:17,391 --> 00:10:19,229 - Where'd your martini go? - To a happy place. 187 00:10:19,439 --> 00:10:21,927 - Do you want another? - Does Pavarotti want another donut? 188 00:10:21,993 --> 00:10:23,627 - That's a yes? - I'll pour it, Emily. 189 00:10:24,027 --> 00:10:27,589 Thank you, Luke. I should go check on dinner. Will you excuse me? 190 00:10:27,641 --> 00:10:29,184 Absolutely. 191 00:10:30,606 --> 00:10:32,807 - Unbelievable. - I know, she didn't make nearly enough. 192 00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:35,746 - I meant you, you're acting crazy. - She's insulting you! 193 00:10:35,828 --> 00:10:38,049 No, she's not. Your mom's being great. 194 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,531 What? Were you in the room? Did you not hear the awful things she said? 195 00:10:41,588 --> 00:10:44,026 - What did she say? - Rustic diner? Rustic? 196 00:10:44,107 --> 00:10:46,420 - So? - Backhand slang for crap pile. 197 00:10:46,478 --> 00:10:49,064 Or she was admiring its vintage feel. 198 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,641 - Oh, what was the other word she used? - Charming? 199 00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:54,542 - Ah, slang for doggie poopy. - Unbelievable. 200 00:10:54,598 --> 00:10:57,219 Wait, wait, what was the beer thing? Oh my God! 201 00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:01,955 That was nice. I wanted beer, she was considerate enough to anticipate that that might be the case. 202 00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:05,125 The word beer, backhand slang for nitwit juice. 203 00:11:05,191 --> 00:11:07,234 You're reading way too much into this. 204 00:11:07,286 --> 00:11:09,875 Excuse me, but I would defer to the Gilmore expert here. 205 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,812 I am the oracle. I carry all the knowledge. 206 00:11:11,869 --> 00:11:15,258 Well, I would like you to calm down, because you're making me nervous. 207 00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:18,119 - I'm trying to protect you. - I'm a grown man, 208 00:11:18,171 --> 00:11:22,374 and this isn't my first foray into the big city. I've dealt with all types of people in my life. 209 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,099 - Rich, poor, snobby, proud. I can handle it. - But... 210 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:28,453 And by you jumping in after everything your mother says, makes me look weak. 211 00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,796 - And I don't want to look weak. - I don't want you to either! 212 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:33,312 Well, then, give me my space, okay? Please. 213 00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:35,252 Okay, I'll give you your space. 214 00:11:36,019 --> 00:11:39,352 Dinner is going to be as good as it smells, I guarantee it. 215 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:40,875 It smells wonderful, Emily. 216 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:42,287 Thank you, Luke. 217 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,614 - It's nice to have a kind gentleman in the house. - Thank you. 218 00:11:46,141 --> 00:11:48,456 So, you're recently divorced? 219 00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:52,086 Uh, yeah, I guess. 220 00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:55,558 Although, it depends on what you'd call recently. 221 00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:58,498 In the last year, you've been divorced in the last year, that would be recent. 222 00:11:58,558 --> 00:12:01,584 - Uh, yeah. Yes. - Terrible, the divorce rate, isn't it. 223 00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:05,648 - Yes, it's terrible. - I'm sure it was inevitable in your case. 224 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:07,912 - Turned out that way. - I hope there weren't children. 225 00:12:08,182 --> 00:12:10,534 - No. - Divorce destroys children. 226 00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:13,483 But, without children, you're only harming yourself. 227 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:17,441 Of course, nowadays people get married for fun. Apparently there's nothing good on TV. 228 00:12:26,018 --> 00:12:30,251 Hey. It's Dean. Uh, so, we were supposed to get together day after tomorrow, 229 00:12:30,369 --> 00:12:33,046 but I have to cancel - again. 230 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:37,044 One day, I'm going to have one job, not three, which will simplify everything. 231 00:12:37,393 --> 00:12:41,435 I hope. Anyway, um, I was hoping we could somehow hook up tomorrow night, 232 00:12:41,524 --> 00:12:44,777 I forget if you have something going on, but I've got a three hour window, 233 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,772 and I was thinking dinner or something. 234 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:50,096 Maybe we can meet halfway between Yale and Stars Hollow. 235 00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:54,387 That probably puts us on the interstate, meaning the six ninety-nine surf and turf special, 236 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,154 but hell, I'm a cheap date. 237 00:12:56,256 --> 00:13:01,104 Uh, so, not the most romantic get together for us, but something's better than nothing. 238 00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:03,393 Let me know. Bye. 239 00:13:06,374 --> 00:13:07,991 End of messages. 240 00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:15,716 Diners are generally so filthy. 241 00:13:15,815 --> 00:13:18,728 I'm sure yours isn't, but the horror stories you hear. 242 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:22,541 I read that one in Vermont got caught serving roadkill. 243 00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:23,899 Do you know what that is? 244 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,915 Uh, yeah, it's, uh, dead animals from the street. 245 00:13:26,961 --> 00:13:29,177 From the street, from the backyard, fished out of pools. 246 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:31,482 These diners find it and serve it. Again, probably not yours. 247 00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:36,321 But the fact that this place got away with it at all is astounding. 248 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:40,637 I guess people who frequent diners don't look too closely at what they're eating out of self defense. 249 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:43,862 - We don't serve roadkill at my place. - Well good for you. 250 00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:47,743 I had a friend who ate at a diner once and the next day she dropped dead. 251 00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:51,420 Her family considered suing the place but there's nothing to get from these people. 252 00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:53,211 A couple of stools and a toaster. 253 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:57,276 But they were sure it was a matter of hygiene and they eventually drove them out of the state. 254 00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:59,718 I don't want to tell you what they found when they moved the stove. 255 00:14:00,144 --> 00:14:02,161 Would you like another beer, Luke? 256 00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:06,354 ...Opiate for the masses. Well, so what? We all have our opiates. 257 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,673 For some it's valet, for Luke it's baseball. 258 00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:12,304 Whoever I heard say it just happened to say it about what Luke likes. 259 00:14:12,427 --> 00:14:16,247 Oh, no! Some workman has left his filthy truck in our clean driveway! 260 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:19,840 - Richard must have sent for him. - Oh, that's mine, actually. 261 00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:23,538 Oh. Well, it's nice. Rustic. 262 00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:25,306 - I like the color. - Thank you. 263 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,453 And I like this coat of yours, there's something nice about simple cloth. 264 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,602 Thanks. 265 00:14:29,718 --> 00:14:31,699 Well, this was wonderful. Don't be a stranger, all right? 266 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,035 I won't. Thank you, Emily. 267 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:35,381 - Goodbye. Bye, Lorelai. - Bye, Mom. 268 00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:36,138 Thanks, again. 269 00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:42,742 You know what's amazing, I mean truly amazing. 270 00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:43,199 What? 271 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:48,595 She never said anything directly bad about me or the diner or anything else concerning me. 272 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:50,848 - She's good. - And all I did was thank her. 273 00:14:50,949 --> 00:14:53,733 Over and over. She'd hammer me, and I'd thank her. 274 00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:57,089 - It's a talent. - "Rustic" really did sound like crap pile that time. 275 00:14:57,151 --> 00:15:00,145 Come on, babe. You'll feel better about halfway home. 276 00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:02,598 - Good. - Then the eye-popping nausea will hit you. 277 00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:07,149 The rich food mixes with the bitter memories and it all gets worse, and then it gets better. 278 00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:10,713 - Good. - Until you get to Route 44, and then you hit bottom. 279 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,761 - Good. Great. - I'll be ready with a tongue depressor 280 00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:16,366 to keep you from swallowing your tongue. I keep them in my purse. Step up. 281 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,475 - Hey, Ace, you ready? - Well... 282 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,561 - Hit it! - Ah! Not so loud! 283 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:31,384 - You're very auditorily sensitive today. - Oh, and your voice helps. 284 00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,507 - Is the blindfold secure? - Secure and in place. 285 00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:35,545 Our anonymity's crucial, Logan. Crucial. 286 00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:38,612 - What's wrong with Finn? - Great job with the blindfold, Logan. 287 00:15:38,678 --> 00:15:41,510 - I recognized your voices, Colin. - Could everyone keep it down, please. 288 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,572 - Can we remove the blindfold now? - We're also hiding our destination. 289 00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:47,179 - We had to leave at this ungodly hour. - It's four in the afternoon. 290 00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:49,057 - He's got a thing about the sun. - It's too bright. 291 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:52,247 - So how come you're not wearing your gorilla masks? - She can see. 292 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,664 - I can tell because your voices aren't muffled. - She's sharp. 293 00:15:54,741 --> 00:15:57,947 - Who's the girl? - I've been told we've met. I've no memory of it. 294 00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,792 - Oh, Gorilla Girl. - Oh, well, isn't that a pretty nickname. 295 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:03,307 - Oh, by the way, this thing's overnight. - Overnight? 296 00:16:03,369 --> 00:16:06,066 - Didn't I mention that before? - Oh, must have slipped your mind. 297 00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:08,207 - That doesn't screw up anything for you, does it? - No. 298 00:16:08,262 --> 00:16:09,398 - No? - Nope. 299 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:13,413 - Hmm. Loose schedule. Good. - We like our schedules loose, like our women. 300 00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:14,144 Clever. 301 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,927 My God, it's early. 302 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:23,044 - Luke's. - Good afternoon, I'm calling for Mr. Luke Danes. 303 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:25,916 - This is Luke Danes. - Please hold for Mr. Gilmore. 304 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:30,841 - What? For who? Hello? - Luke? Richard Gilmore here. 305 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:35,250 Uh, uh, hi, Richard. Mr. Gilmore, sir, how are you? 306 00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:39,591 I'm fine, thank you. Listen, I thought we could meet for a round of golf, you and I. 307 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,769 - Golf? - Tomorrow afternoon's good for me. 308 00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,118 Is that good for you? 309 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:48,093 - Well, uh... - Good. I'll have Margie call you back with the details. 310 00:16:48,993 --> 00:16:49,606 Okay. 311 00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:51,881 Wonderful, I look forward to it. See you at the club. 312 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:54,322 Yeah, see you at the club. 313 00:17:06,806 --> 00:17:08,946 This mountain air has revivified me. 314 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,509 Make sure he doesn't run off a cliff. 315 00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:13,865 Stephanie, it's your turn. 316 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,940 Finn! You slow down! 317 00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:22,041 You okay? 318 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,430 I smell trees. 319 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:26,045 Oh, nothing gets past you. 320 00:17:31,854 --> 00:17:33,767 So the firing squad is just up ahead? 321 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,076 Yup, and there's a line. Damn. 322 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:40,269 Seriously, Logan, is the blindfold coming off, or am I Patty Hearst-ing it the whole trip? 323 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,258 It's coming off. It's coming off right now. 324 00:17:49,388 --> 00:17:50,622 Oh, my. 325 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,873 You cannot go golfing with my father. 326 00:17:57,022 --> 00:18:00,420 - It's a done deal. - What is that man up to? What is he doing? 327 00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:01,917 - Ouch. - What are you doing? 328 00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:04,794 I'm looking for a book my dad had somewhere around here. 329 00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:07,794 "Learn Golf the Arnold Palmer Way. " I can't find it. 330 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:11,236 I beseech you. Do not go golfing with my father. 331 00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:13,943 - It's too late. I said yes. - Why? Why did you say yes? 332 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,600 - I had no choice. - Well, saying no is a choice. 333 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:18,803 Did you learn nothing from the dinner with my mother? 334 00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:21,035 - Apparently not. - Call him and cancel. 335 00:18:21,173 --> 00:18:24,343 - Right, and how would he take that? - Badly, that's why you just hang up real quick. 336 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:26,780 And this is a good way to start a relationship with your father. 337 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,952 No, this is the way to end it. God, you're slow. 338 00:18:29,057 --> 00:18:33,452 Listen, call him and tell him that, um, when he called, you had just dropped some paoti, 339 00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:37,947 and you were tripping, and you were seeing vapors, and that's why you agreed, 340 00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:40,697 but then you landed and realized that you can't go. 341 00:18:40,743 --> 00:18:43,160 Wait, do you smoke paoti? We should get that straight before you call him. 342 00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:46,616 - Backing out will make it worse. - But do you even know how to play golf? 343 00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:50,702 I took a course in summer school but I accidentally hit Kent Calida in the head with a driver 344 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:53,558 and got asked to leave, but I think I remember the basics. 345 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:56,067 Grab the club, whack a ball. I'll fake it. 346 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,278 - Luke... - Don't worry, I'll be fine. 347 00:18:58,503 --> 00:19:00,803 Okay. Fine then, bye. 348 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,327 - Hello. - Hi, Dad. I need a favor. 349 00:19:10,377 --> 00:19:14,387 - The biggest favor I may ever ask you for, ever. - I don't like the sound of this. 350 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,480 - Please cancel this golf game with Luke. - What? No! 351 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:21,063 But why? Why are you doing this? What is the point? 352 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,582 - How is this even your business? - He's my boyfriend. 353 00:19:23,644 --> 00:19:26,126 And this is my right. Your mother already met him. 354 00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:30,539 At a secret dinner I only found out about because her blabbermouth maid told my valet. 355 00:19:30,596 --> 00:19:31,944 So now, I want to meet him. 356 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,291 - But you've already met him. - Well I need to re-meet him. 357 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,960 Why can't you and mom meet someone once and make it stick? 358 00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:38,880 I insist upon this golf game. 359 00:19:39,029 --> 00:19:41,251 - He doesn't even golf. - He said he did. 360 00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:45,229 Yeah, well, he whacked Kent Calida in the head with a club, okay? 361 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:48,190 So you're taking your life in your own hands. You want to reconsider now, huh? 362 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:50,990 - You like your head, huh? - Lorelai, tee time is set, 363 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:54,451 Luke has said yes to my proposal, and tomorrow Luke and I are golfing. 364 00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:58,289 - Have fun. - This is not about having fun, this is protocol. 365 00:19:58,352 --> 00:19:59,878 Well, have a good protocol, Dad. Bye. 366 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:03,625 - Is this what you expected? - No, not at all what I expected. 367 00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:07,830 Let me guess what you were thinking: sleeping bag, flashlights, keg, 368 00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:11,920 three boxes of stale Triscuits, half eaten bag of Oreos, some Doritos and a bong. 369 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,636 That may be exactly what I pictured. 370 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,643 You can apologize later. This is yours. 371 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:16,646 Mine? 372 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,298 Not much closet space, but the view's decent. 373 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,431 It's cozy. 374 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,624 Festivities start in half an hour. 375 00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:37,408 Dean, hi. It's me. I got your call. 376 00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:43,184 I would love to have dinner with you tonight, but something unbelievably unexpected came up, 377 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:45,753 and it's going to keep me busy for a couple of days. 378 00:20:45,938 --> 00:20:50,394 I'd give you more info, but it's all a little Dali-esque and hard to explain. 379 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,390 I'll fill you in when I get home. If I get home. 380 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:54,314 Just kidding. I hope. Bye. 381 00:21:16,314 --> 00:21:17,504 Am I early? 382 00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:18,512 Right on time. 383 00:21:19,081 --> 00:21:19,885 You look good. 384 00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:22,598 Thanks, so do you. Have I seen those pants? 385 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,547 I got them from the bottom of my drawer. I forgot I had them. 386 00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:26,376 Cool. 387 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:29,726 So what do you feel like doing? 388 00:21:30,575 --> 00:21:34,282 We could drive somewhere. We just have to stop for gas... and add some oil, 389 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,699 and put some air in the tires, and we'd have to stop by an ATM. 390 00:21:37,185 --> 00:21:38,322 Or we could hang out here. 391 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,098 - Sure. - Yeah. 392 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,274 Okay! Cool. 393 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:46,803 Let's get a pizza, and watch something, and just hang out. 394 00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:47,516 Great! 395 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:51,362 What do you want to watch? 396 00:21:52,254 --> 00:21:54,425 Want to finish watching what we started last night? 397 00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:56,411 Yeah. Great. 398 00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:03,985 Hey, guys. 399 00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:08,954 Ooh, Stop Making Sense. Great. 400 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:14,614 - This is where we left off last night. - What are you doing? 401 00:22:14,663 --> 00:22:18,535 - Watching TV. - Uh, Brian, this is a date. 402 00:22:19,063 --> 00:22:19,630 What? 403 00:22:20,224 --> 00:22:22,236 Lane and I are kind of on a date right now. 404 00:22:22,753 --> 00:22:23,475 You are? 405 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:25,759 - But this is what we did last night. - I know. 406 00:22:26,204 --> 00:22:28,580 - So, last night was a date, too? - That was not a date. 407 00:22:28,641 --> 00:22:29,978 I was in my underwear. 408 00:22:30,095 --> 00:22:32,554 But we did exactly the same thing, you just had no pants. 409 00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:36,947 Well, we're kind of starting to date, and this is what we're going to do. 410 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:40,832 - So, where do I go? - Well, how about my room? 411 00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:44,483 - Really? You never let me in your room. - Well, now's your chance. 412 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,603 - Great! - Wait, hold on. 413 00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:49,885 - Shouldn't we leave your room empty? - Why? 414 00:22:49,987 --> 00:22:51,554 You know, in case the date goes good? 415 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,056 - Brian, go in my room. - Thanks! 416 00:22:56,424 --> 00:22:58,159 Man, it smells good in here. 417 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:19,795 Hey. Rory Gilmore. Um, this is quite a soiree. 418 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:22,351 Are all the Life and Death Brigade gatherings this elaborate? 419 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:25,325 How about *** social stands? 420 00:23:25,894 --> 00:23:28,648 Ridiculous. Total stand-still for all in his vicinity. What do you say? 421 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,567 - I concur totally. - Crazy construct if you think for a bit. 422 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,922 Dubious logic if you ask this thoughtful guy. 423 00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:36,134 - Hello, everybody. - My God. 424 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:39,381 - Shocking. - Silly girl. Not adjusting to this proud point of ours. 425 00:23:39,441 --> 00:23:41,693 - Sad, this diminishing vision. - Excuse me? 426 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:44,686 - Full count is six, I say? - Six, no doubt. Ay, again I concur. 427 00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:48,416 Point in fact, daft lady, to catch on would prompt our congratulations. 428 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,475 - It’s a game? - At which you totally fail. 429 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,210 - You want for instruction? - Apparently. 430 00:23:52,287 --> 00:23:56,143 Said gap ‘twixt ‘d’ and ‘f’ shall not slip from lips in any word this group allows. 431 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:59,348 Said gap ‘twixt ‘d’ and ‘f’ … you’re not using the letter ‘e’? 432 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,195 - Said this thing our group did banish. - Loud, for all to drink in! 433 00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:05,620 - Daft girl. - So, no one is supposed to say the letter ‘e’. 434 00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:08,933 - My God, this woman hounds us with this thing I banish. - Dumbfound. 435 00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:11,897 Um, I’ll catch up with you guys later. Have fun. If that’s what you’re doing. 436 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:15,220 - Bloody horror, that woman. - Ostracism should occur, I think. 437 00:24:22,008 --> 00:24:22,921 Hi, Stephanie. 438 00:24:23,173 --> 00:24:25,895 Oh, good, you’re using ‘e’s. No champagne? 439 00:24:25,972 --> 00:24:27,375 No, I’ll have a little later. 440 00:24:28,829 --> 00:24:32,844 - So, is Logan the head of the group? - There’s no head of the group, Rory. 441 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:35,429 We’re an anarchy collective, we don’t recognize leaders per se. 442 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,906 Plus it’s a secret. I shouldn’t be talking to you. 443 00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:40,944 Warning sign. 444 00:24:42,183 --> 00:24:45,614 Because the way that people act around him, Logan kind of seems… 445 00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:46,410 - Cute? - No. 446 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,454 - No? - Well, yes, but... 447 00:24:48,516 --> 00:24:49,484 There’s a line to get to him. 448 00:24:49,617 --> 00:24:51,911 Oh, no, I’m not looking to get in a line. I’m a reporter. 449 00:24:51,972 --> 00:24:55,070 Bet you’re a good reporter. And a very good girl. 450 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:58,269 Oh dear, I’m talking to you. I shouldn’t be talking to you. 451 00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:00,564 I have to kill myself now – excuse me. 452 00:25:06,908 --> 00:25:07,574 Hi. 453 00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:09,857 Hi. Um, I was wondering. 454 00:25:09,948 --> 00:25:14,219 Is the safari thing something you always do, or do you choose different themes? 455 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:16,242 - May I quote Max Ernst? - Sure. 456 00:25:24,574 --> 00:25:26,426 - How goes it, pariah? - Logan? 457 00:25:26,537 --> 00:25:28,585 Word was a bear dragged you off. 458 00:25:28,663 --> 00:25:32,110 No bear, I just wanted a quiet place to collect my thoughts. 459 00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:33,005 You found it. 460 00:25:33,225 --> 00:25:34,346 Thanks, I’ve eaten. 461 00:25:34,653 --> 00:25:36,134 Good. This is for me. 462 00:25:38,618 --> 00:25:40,307 Sorry you’re not getting much from the group. 463 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:43,665 Took a little arm-twisting to get them to agree to let you come in the first place. 464 00:25:43,705 --> 00:25:47,639 I don’t need their cooperation. I’ve already filled two notebooks without their cooperation. 465 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:50,716 Half of one without using the letter ‘e’, but I could use yours. 466 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:52,231 Way too much salt on this. 467 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,866 I mean, this is pretty incredible, but it’s just a preamble to the big stunt tomorrow, right? 468 00:25:55,915 --> 00:25:57,929 It’s Finn, he’s Australian. They like salt. 469 00:25:58,007 --> 00:26:02,163 How do you pay for this? Are there dues, or do you chip in, is there alumni sponsoring it? 470 00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:06,720 How is it organized? And what is happening tomorrow? Is it just as big, or bigger? 471 00:26:06,787 --> 00:26:11,057 And do people know that you’re here? Park Rangers, or the landowner? Where are we? 472 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,863 Are we still in Connecticut? And your answer cannot include the word salt. 473 00:26:13,995 --> 00:26:14,922 Okay. 474 00:26:16,864 --> 00:26:19,715 I think it’s time to fill you in on the conditions of you being here. 475 00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:22,064 - Okay. - First, no pictures. 476 00:26:22,137 --> 00:26:24,594 Aw, you’ll get it back at the end of the trip. Second, no names. 477 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,771 I’m not exactly being introduced to anyone as it is. 478 00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:30,565 Third, no physical descriptions of any of us. There are authority figures up and down Connecticut 479 00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:33,339 trying to nab us for things we may have done in the past. Naughty things. 480 00:26:33,406 --> 00:26:34,670 Keep you anonymous. 481 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:35,690 What number am I on? 482 00:26:35,823 --> 00:26:36,759 Just at third. 483 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:41,070 - Fourth, no identification of our location. - I don’t know where we are. 484 00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:43,073 - Fifth. - You’re going to run out of -ifths. 485 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:48,341 Most important condition of all. You must agree not to interfere with the integrity of the event. 486 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,948 What is the event, and how could I interfere? 487 00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:51,897 So you agree? 488 00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:53,409 Yes, I agree. 489 00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,529 - It’s pretty. - It’s drunk. 490 00:27:00,676 --> 00:27:02,708 Well it sounds pretty. I like it. 491 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:04,039 I didn’t say I didn’t like it. 492 00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:07,663 - Logan? - Yeah? 493 00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:09,661 - You coming? - I’ll be right there. 494 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:13,879 I’ll leave the light for you, Ace. I won’t need it. 495 00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:15,447 Hurry up, darling. 496 00:27:17,043 --> 00:27:18,016 Here I am. 497 00:27:26,405 --> 00:27:28,851 - David Byrne is a freak. - I love him. 498 00:27:28,918 --> 00:27:29,768 He’s totally cool. 499 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:30,963 So. 500 00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:32,296 So. 501 00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:33,766 This was nice. 502 00:27:34,159 --> 00:27:34,894 Yeah. 503 00:27:35,025 --> 00:27:35,952 I like your place. 504 00:27:36,894 --> 00:27:37,867 Hm, right. 505 00:27:40,357 --> 00:27:42,331 I have to get up early for work tomorrow. 506 00:27:42,464 --> 00:27:43,171 No problem. 507 00:27:43,781 --> 00:27:44,866 So I should probably… 508 00:27:45,393 --> 00:27:46,659 Oh, right, right. 509 00:27:58,555 --> 00:27:59,381 Goodnight Zach. 510 00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:00,456 Goodnight. 511 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,896 Oh, no. 512 00:28:06,012 --> 00:28:09,735 This is bad news. Once he hits his REM state, Motorhead wouldn’t wake him. 513 00:28:09,806 --> 00:28:10,722 What do I do? 514 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:21,982 He really is asleep. 515 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,412 He’s gained a couple of pounds, too. 516 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,375 Okay, well, I had a really good time. 517 00:28:32,835 --> 00:28:33,548 Me, too. 518 00:28:41,404 --> 00:28:42,981 - Night, Zach. - Night, Lane. 519 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:02,190 Another day, another sartorial surprise. 520 00:29:02,624 --> 00:29:04,653 - Start getting ready yourself. - I am ready. 521 00:29:04,817 --> 00:29:05,962 Dressed like that? 522 00:29:06,066 --> 00:29:08,390 Well, I didn’t have the it’s an overnight thing” warning, 523 00:29:08,451 --> 00:29:11,262 so unless you want me to fashion something out of pinecones, this is it. 524 00:29:11,339 --> 00:29:13,786 That clothing is going to interfere with the integrity of our event 525 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,840 and you agreed not to interfere with the integrity of our event. 526 00:29:15,906 --> 00:29:18,901 All I’ve got is a washbowl, a towel and a toothbrush. 527 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,873 Is that all you’ve got? Look again, Ace. 528 00:29:49,382 --> 00:29:50,804 Excuse me, Mr. Gilmore? 529 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,079 - Luke? - Yeah, hi. 530 00:29:52,831 --> 00:29:55,233 - I don’t remember you being this tall. - Yeah. Sorry. 531 00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:58,013 Oh, it’s nothing to apologize about. Where are your clubs? 532 00:29:58,771 --> 00:30:01,203 Oh, I just figured I’d, uh, rent some. 533 00:30:01,284 --> 00:30:03,369 - Oh, waste of money. Owning’s the thing. - Right. 534 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,525 - There is no better place than our pro shop. - Great. 535 00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:07,502 - Let’s go get you some clubs. - Excellent. 536 00:30:14,973 --> 00:30:17,142 I got your event integrity right here, mister. 537 00:30:17,224 --> 00:30:20,465 Yep. I got an eye for dress sizes. We go this way. 538 00:30:30,224 --> 00:30:33,030 - Come on, hurry. - You try running in a crinoline. 539 00:30:33,096 --> 00:30:35,122 - We’re late. - For what? The ritual sacrifice? 540 00:30:35,283 --> 00:30:38,866 I do declare here gathered, one hundred and eighth assembly 541 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:41,775 of the honorable Life and Death Brigade. 542 00:30:41,851 --> 00:30:42,880 He’s using ‘e’s. 543 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:47,990 Please raise your glasses. In Omnia Paratus! 544 00:30:48,103 --> 00:30:50,064 In Omnia Paratus! 545 00:30:55,202 --> 00:30:57,048 - Now you might want to cover your ears. - Why? 546 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,935 And to think some groups just go bowling. 547 00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:50,285 Pull! 548 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:52,498 Pull! 549 00:31:53,932 --> 00:31:55,390 Good shot! Pure skill! 550 00:31:55,476 --> 00:31:56,778 - Is this safe? - No. 551 00:31:56,951 --> 00:31:59,220 Pull! …Damn. 552 00:31:59,389 --> 00:32:00,715 Blame the gun. I would. 553 00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:02,323 Pull! Pull! 554 00:32:04,796 --> 00:32:09,092 - All right, I’m bored. I want to be a target. - You’re always a target, Finn. 555 00:32:09,353 --> 00:32:11,073 In Omnia Paratus. 556 00:32:11,161 --> 00:32:13,525 You want to interview Finn, Ace, you should do it quick. Pull! 557 00:32:14,335 --> 00:32:15,529 - Not bad. - Thank you. 558 00:32:15,691 --> 00:32:17,415 - So is this your big stunt? - Big stunt? 559 00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:20,176 According to my research, you guys always do one big thing at your gatherings. 560 00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:21,144 Pull! 561 00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:23,490 - Is this it? - Does it look like it? 562 00:32:23,725 --> 00:32:26,141 - I’m guessing no. - You answered your own question. Pull! 563 00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:29,469 - You’ll know it when you see it. - Good. 564 00:32:30,508 --> 00:32:33,013 - I missed the mat. - Again? 565 00:32:33,223 --> 00:32:36,059 I’ll be fine. Don’t worry about me. In Omnia! 566 00:32:51,932 --> 00:32:54,271 - You’re on your game today, Mr. Gilmore. - Indeed I am. 567 00:32:54,323 --> 00:32:55,899 - Indeed. - Indeed. 568 00:32:56,646 --> 00:32:59,786 I’m going to speak to the board about these grounds. 569 00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:02,387 There are dry spots the length and breadth of this fairway. 570 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,688 Oh, I’m up. Okay. Let’s see… 571 00:33:07,143 --> 00:33:12,533 I think this one is… not the one I want at all, but this one here… 572 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,935 Oh, good choice. Let’s take the tag off there. 573 00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:17,993 Good idea. Okay, ball goes down here. 574 00:33:28,195 --> 00:33:30,914 - Aw, damn. - No problem. 575 00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:34,392 - It’s heading toward the wrong hole. - It’s just a Mulligan, son. Try it again. 576 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:38,856 Golf isn’t my thing, you know. It’s definitely a thing, but not my game. 577 00:33:39,114 --> 00:33:42,384 - Well, what is your main hobby? - Uh… Give me a hobby, quick. 578 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:45,542 - Uh, reading. - Reading. I read like crazy. 579 00:33:45,631 --> 00:33:47,468 Wonderful! What have you been reading lately? 580 00:33:47,566 --> 00:33:52,440 Uh, books. You know, this, that. Dick! 581 00:33:52,716 --> 00:33:55,092 - Dick? - That Dick guy, science fiction guy, 582 00:33:55,138 --> 00:33:58,092 Dick something, something Dick… I just read one of his. 583 00:33:58,154 --> 00:34:01,267 Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet, see what comes up. 584 00:34:01,323 --> 00:34:05,076 - Wish I could remember that name. - You better hit your ball, son. We’re stacking up. 585 00:34:05,131 --> 00:34:06,453 Right, yeah. Okay. 586 00:34:08,902 --> 00:34:11,466 Just a second, guys, he’s, uh, he’s new. 587 00:34:20,205 --> 00:34:22,517 Not to worry, the cart’s been dinged a thousand times. 588 00:34:22,558 --> 00:34:25,085 - The guy driving it looked mad. - Not to worry. Let’s go. 589 00:34:25,823 --> 00:34:29,037 - So, have you put much thought into franchising? - Franchising? 590 00:34:29,094 --> 00:34:30,349 That diner of yours. 591 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:34,650 Now is the time to jump. There are opportunities abounding in real estate right now. 592 00:34:34,721 --> 00:34:36,739 Eh, well, no, I haven’t. 593 00:34:36,805 --> 00:34:41,218 I’d concentrate on the eastern seaboard, first. Connecticut, New York, Massachusetts. 594 00:34:41,388 --> 00:34:43,937 - I’d start with, uh, five to seven. - Diners? 595 00:34:44,004 --> 00:34:47,153 Something manageable. You’ll need an investment banker, ah. 596 00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:50,455 Just ran into Herb Smith in the clubhouse, best banker in the business, I’ll give him your number. 597 00:34:50,527 --> 00:34:51,039 Good. 598 00:34:51,111 --> 00:34:54,479 So, once the first seven are a go, shoot for the moon. 599 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,895 National expansion. Set up a public corporation, issue an I.P.O. 600 00:34:57,961 --> 00:35:00,102 Yeah, sure. An I.P.O. Gotta set up one of those. 601 00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:03,332 - Have you ever gotten a straight razor shave? - No. 602 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:06,618 Shaves you close, lasts for days. I’ll give you my barber’s card. 603 00:35:18,308 --> 00:35:20,428 - Hope you’re thinking up superlatives. - What are they going to do? 604 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,409 - What do you think they’re going to do? - They’re not going to jump. 605 00:35:22,558 --> 00:35:25,308 - Jump! - That’s like seven stories! They’ll die! 606 00:35:25,368 --> 00:35:28,196 - We’re all going to die one day. - But those four are today. 607 00:35:28,363 --> 00:35:29,050 Six. 608 00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:31,033 - I see four. - I’m heading up. 609 00:35:31,205 --> 00:35:32,931 - Of course you are. - And Finn was supposed to do it, 610 00:35:32,967 --> 00:35:35,665 but few of us figured he’d make it this far, so there’s an extra space. 611 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,401 - No! - And we’re not going to die. 612 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:43,161 No one in the Life and Death Brigade has ever died. Old ones have. 613 00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:45,343 - I am not going to jump! - We’re all set. 614 00:35:45,582 --> 00:35:48,405 - This is Seth, he’s the genius behind all this. - It’s very safe. 615 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:51,752 We did a dozen successful test drops, every potato came through without a scratch. 616 00:35:51,829 --> 00:35:52,547 Potato? 617 00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:54,701 You can’t test using people, that’d be dangerous! 618 00:35:54,755 --> 00:35:58,039 Look, thanks for the offer, but I’m here as a journalist. 619 00:35:58,097 --> 00:36:00,098 An observer. Journalists do not participate. 620 00:36:00,155 --> 00:36:00,999 Since when? 621 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,586 Since forever. 622 00:36:02,631 --> 00:36:04,666 - George Plimpton never participated. - What? 623 00:36:04,782 --> 00:36:06,433 His best stuff put him in the think of it. 624 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,703 Fighting Sugar Ray Robinson, quarterbacking for the Lions, skating for the Bruins. 625 00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:10,901 So he participated. 626 00:36:10,979 --> 00:36:13,564 Bill Buford lived with soccer hooligans in amongst the thugs. 627 00:36:13,636 --> 00:36:16,472 Ernie Pyle was so deep in the action in World War II, he was killed by a Japanese sniper, 628 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:18,644 - not that you gotta go that far. - Buford, Pyle. I know. 629 00:36:18,704 --> 00:36:21,388 Richard Hottelet was four months in a Nazi prison working for the U.P. 630 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:23,640 Hunter Thompson lived with the Hell’s Angels. 631 00:36:23,692 --> 00:36:26,297 Got in the muck, didn’t just orbit around it, and it drove his writing. 632 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:28,770 He put you in those biker’s parties. He put you in those biker’s heads. 633 00:36:28,827 --> 00:36:32,969 All right, all right, so, those guys participated. I got it, but I... 634 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,478 - Jumpers to their places, please! - You’re scared. 635 00:36:35,566 --> 00:36:37,684 - Well, yeah! - And that stops the greats? 636 00:36:37,772 --> 00:36:40,827 - It’s stopping this great! - Come on, you look like you need a little adventure. 637 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,897 - What does that mean? - You’re just a little sheltered. 638 00:36:42,956 --> 00:36:47,495 Why? Because I haven’t spent time in a Nazi prison, been stomped on by hooligans 639 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:50,977 and beat up by Hell’s Angels? And Plimpton got banged up pretty good too. 640 00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:53,306 It’ll be fun, it’ll be a thrill. 641 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,593 Something stupid, something bad for you. Just something different. 642 00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:59,664 Isn’t this the point of being young? 643 00:37:00,328 --> 00:37:03,801 It’s your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. 644 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,444 You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived. 645 00:37:09,987 --> 00:37:10,867 Let’s go. 646 00:37:11,712 --> 00:37:12,562 Let’s go! 647 00:37:14,687 --> 00:37:17,396 - But I am not a fan of ladders. - They scare the crap out of me, too. 648 00:37:50,448 --> 00:37:52,580 High. We are very high. 649 00:37:52,918 --> 00:37:53,815 I’ve been higher. 650 00:37:54,096 --> 00:37:56,461 - I meant distance from the ground. - That, too. 651 00:37:56,748 --> 00:37:59,969 This is totally safe. And it goes with your outfit. Nice. 652 00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:05,059 - Why do they look so worried? - We’re low on champagne. 653 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:08,858 You can back out, you know. No one’s forcing you. 654 00:38:09,149 --> 00:38:09,810 I know. 655 00:38:12,427 --> 00:38:13,559 You trust me? 656 00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:19,614 - You jump, I jump, Jack. - In Omnia Paratus! 657 00:38:19,987 --> 00:38:22,431 I really should have confirmed that those potatoes were okay. 658 00:38:30,503 --> 00:38:31,463 Oh, thank God. 659 00:38:34,498 --> 00:38:35,472 You did good, Ace! 660 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:37,919 Once in a lifetime experience! 661 00:38:38,206 --> 00:38:39,404 Only if you want it to be. 662 00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:43,966 All right, thanks. 663 00:38:46,145 --> 00:38:49,541 - Good afternoon, Dragonfly Inn. - I franchised my place. 664 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:50,898 - What? - The diner. 665 00:38:50,948 --> 00:38:55,997 There’s going to be seven of them, and that’s just on the eastern seaboard. Then, I’m going national. 666 00:38:56,049 --> 00:38:57,449 What are you talking about? 667 00:38:57,575 --> 00:39:01,271 Your father wants to open up a chain of Luke’s Diners, 668 00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:03,484 - and I think I agreed to it. - No! 669 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,741 I’ve already got a marketing guy, Herb’s my banker, 670 00:39:05,767 --> 00:39:09,295 your father is taking care of all my insurance needs, and apparently, 671 00:39:09,344 --> 00:39:12,648 everyone is going to be able to buy stock! 672 00:39:12,704 --> 00:39:16,192 - Ugh! My parents, my stupid parents! - And he wants to shave me. 673 00:39:16,288 --> 00:39:19,662 - Shave what? - I don’t know, he just kept talking about shaving me, 674 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:24,157 and I’m tipsy. We hit the club bar, and I didn’t want to sound dumb 675 00:39:24,194 --> 00:39:26,401 and just order a beer because it’s nitwit juice, 676 00:39:26,453 --> 00:39:29,290 so I had what your dad was having which was whiskey something, 677 00:39:29,350 --> 00:39:33,144 more whiskey than something, let me tell you, ‘cause I can’t even see straight. 678 00:39:33,226 --> 00:39:36,323 - Aw, you poor thing. - And I’ve got an art dealer now. 679 00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:37,184 No! 680 00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:40,753 I’m driving to Manhattan next week to look at some Diebenkorns. What’s a Diebenkorn? 681 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:41,679 I don’t know. 682 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:44,674 Oh, and I bought some golf clubs, they cost the same as a car. 683 00:39:44,745 --> 00:39:45,693 Where are you now? 684 00:39:45,776 --> 00:39:48,913 I’m at the driving range, your dad’s making me practice for next time. 685 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:51,116 No! Leave! You do not need to practice. 686 00:39:51,202 --> 00:39:54,106 Oh, and I sort of implied that I’m fond of the Greeks, 687 00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:58,350 so I have to read the Iliad and the Odyssey so we can chat about it, 688 00:39:58,406 --> 00:40:01,090 and can we not hang out with your parents for a very long time? 689 00:40:01,135 --> 00:40:03,993 - For a very long time. - I mean, I don’t hate them. 690 00:40:04,048 --> 00:40:07,433 - Leave the driving range at once. - I don’t think I can drive. 691 00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:09,403 Honey, have some coffee and then come home. 692 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:12,078 The Diebenkorn guy is still in there. 693 00:40:12,137 --> 00:40:13,878 You stay away from the Diebenkorn guy. 694 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:16,056 He’s chatting with my rare coin guy. 695 00:40:16,128 --> 00:40:18,723 Just do not go back in the clubhouse. Go straight to your car. 696 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:20,884 Okay. I like the valet guys. 697 00:40:20,981 --> 00:40:23,038 - Good, now go. - I’m going. 698 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,393 Why would you go golfing with that man? Why on earth? 699 00:40:29,454 --> 00:40:30,206 Who, Luke? 700 00:40:30,283 --> 00:40:32,609 You are encouraging this ridiculous relationship. 701 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:33,786 Emily, please. 702 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,573 He is not good enough for Lorelai, or to be Rory’s stepfather! God forbid! 703 00:40:38,635 --> 00:40:40,437 Can we be a little more of a snob, Emily? 704 00:40:40,503 --> 00:40:43,831 The fact that you paraded him around the club. Our club! 705 00:40:43,888 --> 00:40:48,633 It happened to be a fruitful outing. I am going to assist him in franchising his diner. 706 00:40:48,731 --> 00:40:52,893 Richard! That hurts-out-loud is not capable of running a complex business! 707 00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:57,292 Well, that’s obvious, Emily! That’s why he will have no significant role, he will be the frontman! 708 00:40:57,383 --> 00:40:59,601 We’ll shave him, stick his picture on the menus. 709 00:40:59,678 --> 00:41:03,247 The whole thing will, hopefully, bestow some credibility on him. 710 00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:07,313 At least then, if this insane relationship between him and Lorelai continues, 711 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:09,907 we can legitimately take him to places like the club. 712 00:41:10,619 --> 00:41:12,273 At least, on holidays. 713 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:15,299 This is absurd. You’re absurd, the whole thing’s absurd. 714 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,722 And you’re not thinking ahead. 715 00:41:18,055 --> 00:41:18,750 Excuse me. 716 00:41:30,101 --> 00:41:31,683 - Hi. - Are you typing? 717 00:41:32,052 --> 00:41:33,358 - No. - Yes, you are. 718 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:35,283 I thought we agreed you wouldn’t type while we talk. 719 00:41:35,354 --> 00:41:38,458 Gotta break the rule just this once, I’m in a rush. It’s been a crazy couple of days. 720 00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:39,585 Oh, school? 721 00:41:39,691 --> 00:41:43,115 Paper. Long story, I’ll fill you in in person. Where are you off to? 722 00:41:43,207 --> 00:41:46,092 Luke’s! I have to un-stress him after his unhappy Gilmore outing. 723 00:41:46,148 --> 00:41:49,164 Dad tried to take over his whole life. He wants to franchise Luke’s. 724 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,732 - You’re kidding. - Hey, do men shave anywhere except their faces? 725 00:41:52,809 --> 00:41:55,267 - I don’t know, I’ve never lived with a man. - Same here. 726 00:41:55,327 --> 00:41:58,923 Well, if he does franchise the diner get him to put one near Yale. I miss those burgers. 727 00:41:58,993 --> 00:42:00,135 He’s not franchising. 728 00:42:00,235 --> 00:42:01,999 - Hey, can I ask you a question? - Sure. 729 00:42:02,214 --> 00:42:04,380 - Do you think I’m too scared? - What? 730 00:42:04,518 --> 00:42:07,590 Too scared, too timid. Do I take enough chances? 731 00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:10,176 - What kind of chances? - I don’t know, life chances. 732 00:42:10,253 --> 00:42:11,947 - I think you do. - I’m not a mouse? 733 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,073 Where is this coming from? 734 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:15,762 I don’t know, just something I’ve been thinking about lately. 735 00:42:17,488 --> 00:42:19,770 Someone’s at the door. Um, say hi to Luke for me. 736 00:42:19,826 --> 00:42:21,450 - If he’s out of comatose. By, honey. - Bye. 737 00:42:52,245 --> 00:42:56,323 Synchro: Amariss - www. forom. com -