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Ribbons here! Return your
ribbons here. That's right, folks.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you, sir.
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Right in the box, ma'am. Ribbons
here! Return your ribbons here!
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Kirk, stop that.
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Can't stop yet, Luke.
Haven't got them all yet.
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- I mean it. Put the box away.
- Luke, you and Lorelai have reconciled.
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I know, Kirk, I was there.
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And since you two have
reconciled, it's only appropriate...
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that the citizens of Stars Hollow
take off their pins and start to heal.
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In my case, literally.
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I caught about an inch of chest
flesh with this sharp little sucker.
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- Kirk...
- Lulu, hey!
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No, Kirk. I like my ribbon!
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- It's pink. I like pink!
- This is bigger than your love of pink!
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- No!
- Lulu!
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Lulu, get back here! Lulu!
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Wow! Did you see that?
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You know, if someone opened a store in
this town selling giant butterfly nets...
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they'd make a fortune.
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- Come on, the crazy need love, too.
- Speaking of which, welcome back.
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- Nice to be here.
- Want some coffee?
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Say that again slower
and with your pants off.
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- What's that?
- My pretty face.
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- It's a Weston's coffee cup.
- Is it?
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You bring an enemy coffee cup in
here on the day of our reconciliation.
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At least I didn't ask you for a favor on
this, the day of your daughter's wedding.
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- Get that coffee out of here.
- This is not coffee.
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This is a mocha-chocolate-caramel
swirlaccino with extra whipped cream.
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That sounds disgusting.
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It is, and if it was
physically possible...
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to make love to a hot
beverage, this would be the one.
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- So apparently, I've got competition.
- No, it's just a fling.
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I'll finally spend the night with it,
but then when I see it in the morning...
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with the caramel unswirled, and
the whipped cream unwhipped...
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Bye-bye.
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Man, that was hard.
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She must have stretched first.
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So judging from the snores,
I'm guessing you love the theater.
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That was not a
snore, it was a groan.
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- It was not a painful play.
- Any play is a painful play for me.
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That's too bad, because
you're gonna miss out on...
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- some wonderful things.
- Yeah, like what?
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My mom took me to see
Caroline, or Change in New York...
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Tony Kushner's musical, and it was
the most amazing thing we ever saw.
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Tony Kushner wrote
Angels in America.
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- I know who Tony Kushner is.
- So you've seen his plays?
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No, my mom plays canasta
with him every month he's in town.
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Tony Kushner plays
canasta with your mother?
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Badly, but, yes.
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You have a magical life,
Huntzberger, and you don't even know it.
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- So, where to next?
- I don't know. Mahjong with Mamet.
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- How's ice cream sound?
- Ice cream sounds great.
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Then ice cream it is.
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Whoa, Logan, where
are we going? Slow down.
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You slow down, you die a little.
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Yeah, you go too fast in
heels, and you kind of die also.
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RORY: What are we doing?
LOGAN: We're getting ice cream.
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But the dining hall's
closed. We're breaking in.
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That's a very negative
way to look at it.
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How do you have a
key to the dining hall?
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I know a lot of very
powerful locksmiths.
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What happens if we get
caught? Could we get suspended?
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They can't kick you out of
school for this, can they?
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Hey, relax, look around.
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For tonight, this is all yours.
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- It is kind of cool.
- Wait till you see the kitchen.
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I've never seen the cereal
station completely full before.
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I'm never here early enough.
I knew they had Cocoa Puffs.
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- Then go crazy, Ace.
- No, we're getting ice cream.
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There's no rule that says you
can't have ice cream and cereal.
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Go on, get your Cocoa Puffs.
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First Cocoa Puffs of the day.
This is a historical moment.
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Okay, next stop, ice cream.
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- What're you doing?
- I'm looking for the swipe machine...
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- so I can deduct points from my meal plan.
- You're kidding, right?
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- The school pays for the food, and...
- Trust me...
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with all the money my family
has donated to this school...
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they can afford to be
out of a few Cocoa Puffs.
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- Let's go.
- This is fun.
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You're an easy girl to please.
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Let's hit the kitchen.
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- Ace, come on.
- I'm coming.
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- Looks great.
- Oh, that... Okay. Thanks.
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That's enough there. Just
make sure you get the stairs now.
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No, those go outside.
Anacencia will take care of you.
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What a surprise. A plate of
cookies on the coffee table...
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to match the basket of
cupcakes on the reception desk.
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- Come on, I always do this.
- No, you always do this...
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when a photographer from
American Travel magazine...
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is coming to photograph us, for one
of the Top Ten Inns in Connecticut.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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You know, I moved the furniture in the
bedrooms around four times last night.
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- And you ended up?
- With everything in exactly...
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the same place I started with.
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- The dining room looks beautiful.
- Thank you.
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And what a surprise.
A cake on every table.
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So no one has to share.
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Okay, floor looks
good, table looks good.
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- Hey, what happened to our books?
- What do you mean?
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All our beautiful
leather-bound books.
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Jonathan Swift, Edith
Wharton, Charles Dickens.
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- A lot of them are gone.
- The guests must have swiped them.
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They swiped Jonathan Swift and
left me with Clifford the Big Red Dog...
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and five copies of He's
Just Not That Into You?
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- We've been airplane-booked.
- We gotta get them out of here.
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Hey, Eddie, will you get
these out of here? Thanks.
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I'll raid Rory's
leftovers tonight.
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There everybody is.
Who missed Michel?
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- Trick question? How was California?
- You know, it is insanity.
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- What is different about me?
- You're wearing sunglasses inside?
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They are not sunglasses.
They are eyewear.
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Everyone in Los Angeles
wears pairs and pairs of eyewear.
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- You look great.
- I tell you, I belong out there.
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Everybody is thin and gorgeous.
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There's this place on Sunset
Boulevard, Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.
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And everybody there
talks exactly like me.
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- Wow.
- I got BOTOX.
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Dr. Wu, she's a genius,
everyone goes there.
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And look, I got them done by the
same guy who does Nick Lachey.
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- Okay, gather around. I brought gifts.
- Gifts? Great.
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The shopping out there,
unbelievable. Rodeo Drive.
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Dig a hole and drop me
in, even if I'm not dead yet.
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Okay, for you and for you.
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It's a smog globe. They
are so funny in California.
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Well, what do you know?
He's Just Not That Into You.
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I heard it's a fabulous
book, and so true.
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I haven't told you the
most amazing part yet.
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You got your boobs done by same
the guy who did Pamela Anderson?
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No, though I did meet
him at the Coffee Bean.
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I was at this place called
the Farmers Market...
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and I was just sitting there
minding anybody's business...
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and a man came up to me
and asked if I would like to be...
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a contestant on
The Price ls Right.
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- You're kidding!
- I was so stunned.
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I mean, I never considered
being on a game show...
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but I was finished with my Bo
Bo tea, so I figured, why not?
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- They just asked you to be on?
- Yes.
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That's weird. Jackson's cousin
Monty did The Price ls Right...
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and he told us that the contestants
had to get up at the crack of dawn...
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stand in line for hours
with hundreds of tourists...
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and then show how enthusiastic
a contestant they would be.
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You know, jumping up and
down, screaming and yelling.
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- You don't say.
- Yeah.
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And they had to wear
embarrassing T-shirts...
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that said things like, "Pick
me, Bob, I neutered my dog."
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And they spent weeks studying the
price of turtle wax and Hamburger Helper.
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Okay, fine, I may have jumped a
little, but I did not wear a T-shirt.
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Michel, what would Nick
Lachey's teeth guy say?
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Make fun if you want, but
I walked away the winner...
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of over $100,000
of cash and prizes.
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- Then what's with the cheap gifts?
- That's not even that smoggy.
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Why do I talk to you? Why?
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All right, I'm gonna run over to
Luke's and grab some dinner...
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and then I will be
back to finish the setup.
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Got it.
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[Sighing]
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If you just put it in the
box, like I told you to...
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I wouldn't have
had to follow you in.
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- Here's your fries.
- Good.
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- Where's the rest of your burger?
- I ate it.
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- I was gone two seconds.
- Ketchup, please.
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By the time I get the
ketchup, the fries will be gone.
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- You're right, forget the ketchup.
- Slow down.
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I can't slow down. I only have 15 minutes
before I have to get back to the Inn.
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You're gonna make yourself sick.
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Yes, but my sickness
will remind me of you...
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- so it'll be romantic.
- Romantic nausea.
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- I get that all the time.
- Hit me with the pie.
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- What pie?
- The boysenberry pie.
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- We're out of boysenberry pie.
- How can you be out of boysenberry pie?
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Because someone
ordered the last piece.
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But I specifically asked you to
save me a piece of boysenberry pie.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
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- When?
- I left you a message.
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- I never got a message.
- I left it on your cell phone.
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Is that what that annoying
beeping sound was?
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Yes, it was telling you
that your girlfriend called...
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- and asked you to save her some pie.
- I don't know how to use the voice mail.
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- You don't?
- Or anything else on this stupid thing.
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I know how to make a call and
answer a call and then I am out.
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Give me that. You've got to
learn how to use this thing...
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because it is very
powerful, and wonderful...
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- and it could change your life.
- What are you doing?
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I am putting my
number on speed dial...
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so all you have to
do is hit "1," see...
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'cause, like, I'm
number one. And then...
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I wonder who that could be.
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- Hello?
- Give me.
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No cell phones in the diner.
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- See? Wasn't that fun?
- Totally.
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- Want me to put it on vibrate for you?
- Your 15 minutes are up.
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- Crap, I got to go.
- Take a doughnut.
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- So, then, Sunday?
- Pick you up at 8:00.
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I'll leave you a message letting you
know your chances of getting lucky.
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Hey, Kirk, how's the
ribbon collecting coming?
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- Why do you get him started?
- I think we're near the finish line.
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- Who's winning?
- This isn't a contest.
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- I just wanna know.
- I don't care who's winning.
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- Then you won't care if it's me.
- Of course it's you.
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You're the one that makes the
costumes for the Christmas pageant.
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You make the ornaments
for the Firelight Festival.
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You go to the town meetings.
You say hello to people.
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You have a daughter who looks like
she belongs on top of a Christmas tree.
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Everybody knows that
gets you tons of points.
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- Yeah.
- There's no way to compete with that.
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- Kirk?
- You're kicking his ass.
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- Yes!
- This isn't a contest.
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No, not now it isn't.
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Kirk, I want a final tally,
because the ribbon loser...
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is buying the ribbon-winner
dinner Sunday night.
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Loser pays? When
did we agree on that?
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I must have left that
on your voice mail, too.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
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How would you feel about
doing a little shopping tomorrow?
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Hurt, confused, a little dirty.
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I need to get a new
back-together-with-Luke dress...
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- for my back-together-with-Luke date.
- Where do you want to go?
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How about the new place where
you got the scarf with the bows on it?
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- Yes, cute place.
- I want to go to the cute place.
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- 10.:00?
- I'll be the one holding coffee.
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So, what are you doing tonight?
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00:10:53,092 --> 00:10:55,001
- Mom.
- What? Are you driving?
224
00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:57,210
- Sounds like you're driving.
- I am driving.
225
00:10:57,384 --> 00:10:59,742
- You are? Where you going?
- You know where I'm going, Mom.
226
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,040
- Disneyland?
- No.
227
00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:02,568
- Puppy World?
- You're so immature.
228
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,740
- You're gonna make me say it?
- Say what?
229
00:11:04,926 --> 00:11:08,882
- I am on my way to Friday night dinner.
- [Laughing] That's right.
230
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,046
- You're on the road to Hellville.
- Do not gloat.
231
00:11:12,261 --> 00:11:14,299
I'm not gloating. I'm
gloating with hand gestures...
232
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,777
- Bye.
- And a little soft shoe.
233
00:11:15,928 --> 00:11:18,202
- Got to go.
- Listen, enjoy your glazed woodcock...
234
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,773
with a side of
truffled goose head.
235
00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,767
- What a shame, I'm here.
- You are not.
236
00:11:22,928 --> 00:11:25,600
- See you tomorrow.
- Rory, wait, I'm gloating with jazz hands.
237
00:11:25,804 --> 00:11:26,838
Bye, Mom.
238
00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,672
Finish up, Kirk.
I'm closing up early.
239
00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:33,252
You're going to see
Lorelai tonight, aren't you?
240
00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:35,863
Actually, no. She's working.
I'm gonna see her Sunday night.
241
00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:37,283
That sounds nice.
242
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,466
You guys probably spend
a lot of time together.
243
00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:40,992
Yes, we do.
244
00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:43,970
And you probably sleep over
at each other's houses, too.
245
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,739
Cookies are on the
house, Kirk. Just go, okay?
246
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,841
You know, Lulu's
my first real girlfriend.
247
00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:52,528
I had an imaginary girlfriend for a
while when I was young, but she left me.
248
00:11:52,765 --> 00:11:53,959
That happens.
249
00:11:54,099 --> 00:11:56,691
I wish Lulu and I could have
what you and Lorelai have.
250
00:11:56,891 --> 00:11:58,969
You can have that, Kirk.
You will have it, in fact...
251
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:00,972
why don't you leave
and go have it right now?
252
00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:02,256
I live with my mother.
253
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,270
Apparently, I'm officially
in this conversation.
254
00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:07,220
- Don't know how it happened, but...
- My mother is allergic to Lulu.
255
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:11,311
The minute Lulu comes in the room,
Mother will cough and choke and turn red.
256
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,868
Her throat closes up,
everything gets puffy.
257
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,094
Lulu's tried everything.
258
00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:18,773
She changed her soap, her perfume,
shampoo, cream rinse, deodorant.
259
00:12:19,019 --> 00:12:21,896
She's actually kind of a mess
right now, but nothing seems to work.
260
00:12:22,102 --> 00:12:23,781
- Kirk.
- Obviously, I can't have Mother...
261
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:25,494
choking three times a week...
262
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,111
so I considered constructing a
separate entrance to my room...
263
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,710
so that Lulu won't actually
have to walk through the house...
264
00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:33,370
but that's gonna
cost about $40,000...
265
00:12:33,562 --> 00:12:35,561
because I'd have to break
through a bearing wall...
266
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:38,606
Kirk, stop. This is ridiculous.
You're a grown man.
267
00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,961
You've got to change
your living situation.
268
00:12:41,147 --> 00:12:42,658
My mother won't
move out. I've asked.
269
00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:45,087
I'm not talking about your
mother, I'm talking about you.
270
00:12:45,272 --> 00:12:46,545
- Me?
- Yes, you.
271
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:49,042
Get a life, get some
independence, get out of there.
272
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:51,165
- But...
- You want to have a real relationship...
273
00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:52,383
- with Lulu?
- Yes.
274
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,432
Then grow up, be a man.
275
00:12:56,982 --> 00:12:59,778
I'm not sure I understand
what you're saying to me.
276
00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:04,098
Kirk, I have given you the Lincoln
Logs. You have to build the cabin.
277
00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:08,154
Lock the door behind you.
278
00:13:11,734 --> 00:13:13,723
You're not talking about
a real cabin, are you?
279
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:16,209
'Cause if a new entrance
is gonna cost $40,000...
280
00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:18,959
- then a cabin's got to be more.
- Good night, Kirk.
281
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:20,859
[Doorbell ringing]
282
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,240
Emily, they're here.
283
00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:25,335
Hurry, please.
284
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:30,414
My goodness, the bag
is bigger than you are.
285
00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:32,919
I brought you some recent
issues of the Yale Daily News.
286
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,962
We've been doing some
really good articles lately.
287
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:37,783
And some with a byline I
might be familiar with, I hope.
288
00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:39,021
I believe that, yes...
289
00:13:39,154 --> 00:13:41,272
you'll find some highlighted
sections in your hymnals.
290
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,435
- Then hand the bag over, my dear.
- Okay.
291
00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:45,249
Sorry to keep everyone waiting.
292
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:48,519
Luckily, we had plenty to read.
293
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:51,049
- Hello, Rory.
- Hello, Grandma.
294
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:54,069
- Let's go in the living room, shall we?
- Excellent idea.
295
00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:57,793
Pardon me, Mrs. Gilmore, shall
I put the salads out now, ma'am?
296
00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:00,384
- We haven't had drinks yet, Olympia.
- Yes, ma'am.
297
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,608
I wrote it all down on the
refrigerator pad for you, Olympia.
298
00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:07,529
- Is someone else coming for dinner?
- Someone else? No, it's just gonna be us.
299
00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:10,248
"Us," meaning, just the
three of us here, right?
300
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,518
I mean, you know
Mom's not coming?
301
00:14:13,866 --> 00:14:14,900
Actually...
302
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,712
Of course we know
your mother's not coming.
303
00:14:16,783 --> 00:14:20,488
The maid made a mistake. Olympia,
it was three for dinner, not four.
304
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:22,687
She's fired.
305
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,356
Clear that place
at once, please.
306
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:28,092
Richard, take Rory in the
living room. I'll just do it myself.
307
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,399
All right.
308
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:49,159
Now, I had Olympia write
out the reheating instructions...
309
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:50,848
for the goose, and they work.
310
00:14:50,996 --> 00:14:53,633
- I had her test it during dessert.
- Thank you, Grandma.
311
00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:55,818
I also put some Harry
and David fruit in there.
312
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,668
You can eat the
pears with a spoon.
313
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,058
I'll remember that. Bye,
Grandpa. Bye, Grandma.
314
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,395
- Bye.
- Bye, Rory.
315
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,533
- That was a pleasant evening.
- Really? What dinner were you at?
316
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:10,627
We weren't exactly sure
she was coming, Emily.
317
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:14,105
I was sure. I don't understand
it. Why wasn't she here?
318
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,209
- I'm guessing she had something to do.
- Something to do?
319
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,485
What does that mean,
"something to do"?
320
00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:22,542
It means she had a
previous engagement...
321
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,625
or meeting, a dinner, perhaps.
322
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,179
I know what "something
to do" means, Richard.
323
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,649
- My apologies, Emily.
- It doesn't make any sense at all.
324
00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:33,547
I went down there. I
arranged the whole thing.
325
00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:35,786
She got her filthy
diner owner back.
326
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,028
- What is the problem?
- I don't know.
327
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:40,961
Lorelai is as much of a
mystery to me as she is to you.
328
00:15:41,169 --> 00:15:43,806
I made a whole goose
for three people, wasteful.
329
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,833
Do you think it's possible that
they didn't get back together?
330
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:48,875
- What?
- Perhaps it didn't happen.
331
00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:51,363
Maybe he didn't understand
what you were telling him to do.
332
00:15:51,462 --> 00:15:54,417
How could he not understand? I
spelled it out for him, step by step.
333
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,062
I spoke clearly and slowly.
334
00:15:56,212 --> 00:15:58,770
There's no way he didn't understand
what I was telling him to do.
335
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:02,915
All right, then perhaps he
understood but he simply didn't do it.
336
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,729
He's not the most take-charge
sort of fellow, you know.
337
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:09,230
He never did follow through on
my advice to franchise his diner.
338
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:11,373
Oh, my God, you're
right. He didn't do it.
339
00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:13,695
He didn't go to her like
I specifically told him to.
340
00:16:13,881 --> 00:16:16,711
- So it would seem.
- What an imbecile that man is.
341
00:16:16,923 --> 00:16:19,197
You gave it your best effort.
No one can say you didn't.
342
00:16:19,382 --> 00:16:21,496
- I just don't believe it.
- Don't worry, Emily.
343
00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:23,628
I'm sure she'll come
around eventually.
344
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:27,027
And then at least we won't have
to deal with them as a couple.
345
00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:30,077
Here, let me
freshen up your drink.
346
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:40,635
If I still want that sweater in 20
minutes, I'm coming back to get it.
347
00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:43,999
Okay, wait, what is
wrong with this picture?
348
00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:46,128
Look at you. An
armful of bags...
349
00:16:46,301 --> 00:16:47,903
and a potential 20-minute
sweater on the way.
350
00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:50,525
- Look at me, completely bagless.
- Relax, the day is still young.
351
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,028
There are no more
clothes out there for me.
352
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,029
The Lorelai look is over. I
wish someone had told me.
353
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:57,008
- That would have helped.
- See? That's what I want.
354
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,538
- Come on, let's follow her.
- I'm not following that girl.
355
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,196
But she knows where my stores
are, and she looks about my size...
356
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,018
so if she happens to have an aneurysm
between now and tomorrow night...
357
00:17:05,054 --> 00:17:08,248
What? Oh, my God, is that Logan?
358
00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:11,044
It is Logan. I can't
believe it. What a jerk.
359
00:17:11,221 --> 00:17:13,529
- Mom, it's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
360
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:15,233
He's sitting over
there with a girl.
361
00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:17,583
- No, you don't. Get me a rock.
- Mom.
362
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:19,321
I am beating him with a rock.
363
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,382
- Mom, stop, it's fine.
- How is it fine?
364
00:17:21,555 --> 00:17:24,306
- I'm sorry, aren't you still seeing him?
- Yeah.
365
00:17:24,515 --> 00:17:27,743
Okay, so if you're still seeing him,
and he's over there seeing her...
366
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,122
how is that okay?
367
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,493
- Because we're keeping things casual.
- Casual?
368
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,116
We see each other,
we see other people...
369
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,784
and that's him over
there seeing other people.
370
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,036
- So it's fine.
- Oh.
371
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:38,456
We both agreed.
372
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,730
Okay, if you both
agreed, then okay.
373
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:46,097
- But aren't you guys sleeping together?
- Mom, it's college.
374
00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:48,306
- Right, it's college.
- We're both busy.
375
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:51,147
We have class, we have
friends. You know, it's good to...
376
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:53,840
just keep things
caj, have fun, that's it.
377
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:55,103
Fun, sure, I get it.
378
00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,819
Friends with benefits. No
problem. I watch Oprah.
379
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,888
Okay, so, are you sure
you're cool with this?
380
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:05,411
- I'm completely cool with this.
- Okay, because it just really bothers...
381
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:07,953
Mom, look over there. I
think the Lorelai look is back...
382
00:18:08,144 --> 00:18:09,622
and it's in velvet.
383
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,684
So, Hal, what do you think?
384
00:18:13,853 --> 00:18:16,291
The living-room/reception area
might be a nice place to start.
385
00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:19,628
I really need to shoot the exteriors
first. We're about to lose the light.
386
00:18:19,854 --> 00:18:22,412
Great idea. Let me tell you we
are very proud of our exteriors.
387
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,998
Why don't I get Michel to show
you outside and help you set up?
388
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:27,409
- Okay.
- No, this is unacceptable.
389
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:30,482
Put your supervisor on the
phone now. Now, right now.
390
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,486
Hey, everything okay, Michel?
391
00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:35,876
Yes, everything is
fine. Lots of sunshine.
392
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,301
I'll be right with you.
393
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,395
I insist you do
something about this...
394
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:42,396
before I go out and find a
stick and make it pointy...
395
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:45,438
and come and find your
cubicle and poke you very hard.
396
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:48,207
Tell you what, why don't I
just show you outside myself?
397
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,399
Okay.
398
00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:50,719
Sure, I'll hold.
399
00:18:52,984 --> 00:18:54,257
MAN: Copy!
400
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,595
MAN: You're gonna do it on
conference? WOMAN: Fax.
401
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,573
That's a look of
great determination.
402
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:03,383
Yes, I'm determined
to finish this piece...
403
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:06,915
before my caffeine buzz wears
off, and I have about 30 seconds left.
404
00:19:09,027 --> 00:19:11,221
- So?
- So?
405
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,600
- Did I see you on State Street with...
- Yeah.
406
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,812
Right.
407
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,775
- So you saw me on State Street with...
- Yep.
408
00:19:20,362 --> 00:19:22,397
- So?
- So?
409
00:19:22,946 --> 00:19:25,174
- Are we still good?
- Absolutely.
410
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,265
- Really?
- Logan...
411
00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:29,280
we both agreed, no
strings attached, remember?
412
00:19:29,446 --> 00:19:31,913
I remember. I was checking
to see how well you remember.
413
00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:35,661
- I remember perfectly.
- Okay, that's good to hear, so...
414
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:37,784
We're not gonna do the
"so" thing again, are we?
415
00:19:37,906 --> 00:19:38,975
No, promise, no more so's.
416
00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:41,299
- Would you take an "um"?
- Depends. Where's it leading?
417
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:43,755
Are you busy or do you feel
like grabbing a cup of coffee?
418
00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:46,216
Why? Do you have the master
key to a Starbucks or something?
419
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,548
- No, I just thought we'd walk in and pay.
- Wow. Old school.
420
00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:52,294
- Sure, let's go.
- Okay, let's go.
421
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:01,243
Yeah, there, right there.
How's it looking, Hal?
422
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:05,565
I think we're good with the flowers.
Let's start clearing everyone out of there.
423
00:20:06,993 --> 00:20:09,870
- How's it going?
- I think we're getting ready to shoot.
424
00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:11,315
What are you doing?
425
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:13,845
Just in case he doesn't have
time to get a shot of the kitchen...
426
00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:16,628
- people will get to see the food.
- You're insane. Okay, we're ready.
427
00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:19,457
Well, try something else.
I don't care, just stop it.
428
00:20:19,661 --> 00:20:22,412
Block it with your body,
Tiananmen Square, be a hero.
429
00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,813
- Michel, what's wrong?
- I will tell you what's wrong.
430
00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:27,269
Ned the bellman is
wrong. He's useless.
431
00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,330
I gave him specific instructions,
and he ignored them.
432
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:32,474
What the hell is that?
433
00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:35,087
MICHEL: No, do
not drive that here.
434
00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,846
It was not supposed to
arrive for two more days.
435
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:42,346
- Seriously, what is that?
- My over $100,000 in cash and prizes.
436
00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:43,816
That's what you won?
437
00:20:43,956 --> 00:20:46,422
That and many boxes of
some sort of instant-rice dish...
438
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,975
that I have yet to
feel a need to sample.
439
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:53,392
- Are you Michel Gerard?
- Yes.
440
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,337
Michel Gerard, I'm pleased to
present you with your motor home.
441
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,559
Step on inside, and I'll show
you how everything works.
442
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,934
I don't want to know how it
works. I don't want to hear at all.
443
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,469
Michel, I don't understand.
444
00:21:02,624 --> 00:21:05,501
After I won this monstrosity,
I told them I do not want it.
445
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,856
I wanted the cash.
446
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,717
But they said they would only
give me half of what it was worth.
447
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:13,702
Yeah, Jackson's cousin won a
washer-dryer on The $25,000 Pyramid...
448
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,394
but he decided to take
half the cash value...
449
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,697
because he likes to go to the
Laundromat to pick up women.
450
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,951
I'm not Jackson's cousin. I
have all of my chromosomes.
451
00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,437
And I don't want
half of the cash value.
452
00:21:21,461 --> 00:21:24,894
I want the entire $100,000
that was flashing under my face.
453
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:27,242
Excuse me. Do you want
to know how to use it or not?
454
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,354
Because the leveling
jacks can be a little tricky.
455
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:32,447
- No, I do not want to know how to use it!
- Okay, enjoy your day.
456
00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,579
Drop dead and we'll discuss it.
457
00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:36,992
They told me I had a week
before they were delivering it.
458
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,007
I put an ad on-line,
and I was going to sell it.
459
00:21:39,129 --> 00:21:41,641
And then I get a call it is coming,
and it has not been a week.
460
00:21:41,838 --> 00:21:46,067
Wait. Sir, could I pay you to
just take this away for an hour...
461
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,106
you know, drive it
around, show it the sights?
462
00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:50,438
Sorry, once we deliver the
keys, it's out of our hands.
463
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:53,097
- Lorelai?
- Taking care of it, Hal.
464
00:21:53,298 --> 00:21:56,447
By the time all this dust clears, I'm
afraid we'll have lost the light anyway.
465
00:21:56,673 --> 00:21:59,583
No, we're not losing the light.
We'll keep the light and lose the dust.
466
00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:02,628
Sookie, get the dustbusters.
Michel, move this thing.
467
00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:04,981
A squirrel got the roast.
468
00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:07,280
- Michel.
- I don't know how it works.
469
00:22:07,466 --> 00:22:08,978
- Figure it out.
- You figure it out.
470
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,443
It's like the space
shuttle in here.
471
00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,376
- Okay, we're done here.
- What? No!
472
00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:13,698
Look, it's too late.
473
00:22:13,842 --> 00:22:16,150
I can take some interior
shots just for the hell of it.
474
00:22:16,341 --> 00:22:18,402
Oh, sure. Sookie, why don't
you show him the kitchen?
475
00:22:18,426 --> 00:22:20,256
Really? Great. Follow me.
476
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,158
You know, I can't believe it.
477
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,132
I can't believe you
had your motor home...
478
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,257
delivered here,
to the Inn, today.
479
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:30,939
I was supposed to have a week.
480
00:22:31,093 --> 00:22:34,243
I know the world revolves around
you, and we all have to understand that...
481
00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,947
- but this was important.
- I didn't think it was coming today.
482
00:22:37,053 --> 00:22:38,326
You didn't think, period.
483
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:40,788
I don't always expect you to
be a great help around here...
484
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:43,956
but how about not being a
super-colossal hindrance to us all, okay?
485
00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:55,616
Business or pleasure?
486
00:22:58,264 --> 00:23:00,617
"Social Origins of
Dictatorship and Democracy.:"
487
00:23:00,805 --> 00:23:03,079
"Lord and Peasant in the
Making of the Modern World."
488
00:23:03,264 --> 00:23:05,776
- Pleasure.
- Have you read it?
489
00:23:05,973 --> 00:23:07,366
I'm waiting for the
film to come out.
490
00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,866
Yeah, I know. I heard Renée
Zellweger's gaining a ton of weight...
491
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:10,924
to play the peasant.
492
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,047
Listen, I was wondering if you're
doing anything tomorrow night.
493
00:23:14,266 --> 00:23:16,777
- I don't know. Why?
- It's Finn's birthday.
494
00:23:16,974 --> 00:23:19,612
He's having a party. Lots of
booze, no food whatsoever.
495
00:23:19,808 --> 00:23:22,638
- That Finn.
- I was wondering if you'd like to go.
496
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:25,237
- With you?
- That was the plan, yes.
497
00:23:25,933 --> 00:23:28,571
Well, sure.
498
00:23:28,768 --> 00:23:30,518
- Yes?
- Yes, I'd love to.
499
00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:32,481
Let's celebrate
another year of Finn.
500
00:23:32,643 --> 00:23:35,918
Excellent. Now, it's themed. Anything
Quentin Tarantino is acceptable...
501
00:23:36,143 --> 00:23:37,942
and I'll pick you up at
your room around 9:00.
502
00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:40,610
- Sounds good.
- Does it? How about that?
503
00:23:52,354 --> 00:23:53,713
Hey, Sookie, have
you seen Michel?
504
00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:56,082
He was arranging a car to
take the Martins to Foxwoods.
505
00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,080
I think he's showing some
people the motor home.
506
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,139
- Now?
- He asked me if it was okay.
507
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,581
I told him it was
okay. Is it okay?
508
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,958
- Yeah, but why didn't he just ask me?
- I think he's little afraid of you.
509
00:24:05,189 --> 00:24:07,826
Afraid of me, of kitten?
Was I really that mean?
510
00:24:08,022 --> 00:24:09,739
- You were upset.
- I was mean.
511
00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,540
You know Michel,
he likes to dish it out...
512
00:24:11,564 --> 00:24:13,562
but he's extremely sensitive
when you give it back.
513
00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:15,325
- Yeah, I guess.
- You can't even tease him.
514
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,395
He never wore those
red cowboy boots again.
515
00:24:17,565 --> 00:24:18,564
I remember.
516
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:20,416
I'm sure he'll get over
it. You know Michel.
517
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,271
Yeah. Hey, could you ask
Eddie to get the Martins a car?
518
00:24:24,191 --> 00:24:25,464
You got it.
519
00:24:26,358 --> 00:24:29,269
What's the gas mileage
like? The gas mileage?
520
00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:32,633
It's 5,000 pounds of metal on
wheels. I'm sure the mileage is fabulous.
521
00:24:32,858 --> 00:24:34,848
- Would you take $20,000 for it?
- $20,000?
522
00:24:35,026 --> 00:24:37,537
But it's brand-new
and... Whatever.
523
00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:39,962
$20,000, sure. You got a check?
524
00:24:41,568 --> 00:24:43,762
Hi. What Michel
means to say is that...
525
00:24:43,944 --> 00:24:46,013
he would happily
entertain all offers...
526
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:50,024
for this top-of-the-line,
streamlined, beautiful motor home.
527
00:24:50,277 --> 00:24:52,164
I mean, look at it. I
just may buy it myself.
528
00:24:52,176 --> 00:24:53,346
What are you talking about?
529
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:57,400
- Offer $30,000.
- Has everyone seen inside this baby?
530
00:24:57,654 --> 00:25:01,121
Because if you haven't,
you need to, seriously.
531
00:25:01,612 --> 00:25:03,920
And while you're
taking a look...
532
00:25:04,112 --> 00:25:07,784
please note the plush,
soil-and-stain-resistant...
533
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:10,065
wall-to-wall wallpaper...
534
00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:13,513
that accents the beautiful
maple-ish paneling.
535
00:25:14,364 --> 00:25:15,637
Yeah.
536
00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:17,463
Oh, that's fabulous.
537
00:25:17,614 --> 00:25:19,333
$20,000? You're just
giving this thing away.
538
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:22,718
That's what I was told to do. I didn't
know about the "maple-ish paneling."
539
00:25:22,948 --> 00:25:26,064
Michel, you can't sell
this thing for $20,000.
540
00:25:26,282 --> 00:25:27,966
- What are you thinking?
- Apparently, I'm not.
541
00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:29,263
Apparently, I never think.
542
00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:31,442
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Whatever.
543
00:25:31,991 --> 00:25:35,060
Michel, I was just tense
about the photo shoot...
544
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,158
and I said things I
shouldn't have said.
545
00:25:37,325 --> 00:25:40,235
- You know I didn't mean them, right?
- I do not know that at all.
546
00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:41,644
I think you do.
547
00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:44,171
I think you know this Inn
could not run without you...
548
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,925
and I think you know I know
this Inn could not run without you.
549
00:25:47,117 --> 00:25:49,584
What about your photo
shoot? I ruined it for you, no?
550
00:25:49,785 --> 00:25:51,774
We rescheduled the photo
shoot. Everything's fine.
551
00:25:51,952 --> 00:25:54,949
I could have told you they'd reschedule.
Everything with you is so dramatic.
552
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,870
- So, what are we gonna do here?
- I just want the thing gone.
553
00:25:59,286 --> 00:26:03,435
Michel, you had $100,000
flash under your face...
554
00:26:03,703 --> 00:26:05,374
and the entire world saw it.
555
00:26:05,537 --> 00:26:07,367
- Now, come on, go get your money.
- Well...
556
00:26:07,537 --> 00:26:10,209
Seriously, Michel, the
rube with the crossed eyes...
557
00:26:10,412 --> 00:26:12,048
and the bolo tie, I
say that's your man.
558
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,557
He does look stupid, doesn't he?
559
00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:18,297
Yeah, and familiar with the ways of
hooking up things to local sewer lines.
560
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:19,649
Go get him.
561
00:26:19,789 --> 00:26:21,827
Yes, I'll zero in on him.
If worse comes to worst...
562
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:24,433
the woman with the elastic-waist
jeans should be a nice backup.
563
00:26:24,497 --> 00:26:25,497
Attaboy.
564
00:26:25,622 --> 00:26:27,369
If I hold out, maybe
I can get $120,000...
565
00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:28,260
Just sell the thing.
566
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,604
Right.
567
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:42,832
[Phone ringing]
568
00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,633
- Well?
- It's too sparkly.
569
00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,258
- It's not too sparkly.
- I look like a chandelier.
570
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,297
- What shoes are you wearing?
- The pink pumps.
571
00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,644
- I like those.
- Are they a little too "come and get it"?
572
00:26:51,668 --> 00:26:53,435
- Don't you want him to come and get it?
- Yes...
573
00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,268
but I want it to be his
idea to come and get it.
574
00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:57,393
It's not the same if the shoes
tell him to come and get it.
575
00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,144
I really want to stop
saying, "Come and get it."
576
00:26:59,168 --> 00:27:00,566
- Fine.
- I have to get ready.
577
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:01,217
Going out?
578
00:27:01,229 --> 00:27:03,176
As a matter of fact, I
have a date tonight.
579
00:27:03,377 --> 00:27:05,446
- Logan?
- No, Robert.
580
00:27:05,627 --> 00:27:07,139
- Who's Robert?
- He's a friend.
581
00:27:07,294 --> 00:27:09,931
- Have I met this Robert?
- No, you have not met this Robert.
582
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,521
- What's his last name?
- Why? Do you think I'm making him up?
583
00:27:12,545 --> 00:27:14,703
I just wondered if I ever
heard you mention him before.
584
00:27:14,878 --> 00:27:17,595
He's just a guy I know at Yale,
and there's a party tonight...
585
00:27:17,796 --> 00:27:22,229
for another guy I know at Yale,
and Robert Grimaldi asked me to go...
586
00:27:22,504 --> 00:27:23,573
so I am going to go.
587
00:27:23,712 --> 00:27:25,782
So, does this mean
it's over with Logan?
588
00:27:25,963 --> 00:27:28,430
Nope, it just means that
tonight I'm going out with Robert.
589
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:31,017
- And you like this Robert, right?
- Right. You know...
590
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:35,204
the party's a Quentin Tarantino-themed
party, and you have to wear costumes...
591
00:27:35,464 --> 00:27:37,399
- so I'm going as Gogo.
- Because you have the skirt.
592
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,941
- And no other ideas.
- Cluelessness is the mother of invention.
593
00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,443
- Call me after.
- I will do that.
594
00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:43,022
This dress is too slutty.
595
00:27:43,173 --> 00:27:45,481
The dress is fine. The
person in it, however...
596
00:27:45,674 --> 00:27:48,471
You're breaking up. The
house is going through a tunnel.
597
00:27:48,674 --> 00:27:50,353
[Making static noises]
You're breaking up.
598
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:02,950
- I was gonna...
- I just heard the car, so I...
599
00:28:03,218 --> 00:28:05,412
- No, but I always...
- I know. I should have...
600
00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:07,104
- No, I should have.
- No.
601
00:28:09,176 --> 00:28:11,007
- Okay, this is stupid.
- Yes, it is.
602
00:28:11,177 --> 00:28:12,963
It's not like we've
never done this before.
603
00:28:12,975 --> 00:28:13,375
We have.
604
00:28:13,511 --> 00:28:14,545
And successfully.
605
00:28:14,678 --> 00:28:17,189
- I made it to the door.
- I made it to the car.
606
00:28:19,886 --> 00:28:21,875
- Hey.
- Hey.
607
00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:30,287
So, I thought we'd go to
Marino's. You like Marino's, right?
608
00:28:35,222 --> 00:28:37,779
- What is this? Reggae Fever?
- So?
609
00:28:37,972 --> 00:28:40,246
When did you buy this?
Where did you buy this?
610
00:28:40,431 --> 00:28:42,782
- Why did you buy this?
- I was at the gas station last week.
611
00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:44,448
It was at the register.
What's the big deal?
612
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,780
The big deal is,
it's Reggae Fever.
613
00:28:46,973 --> 00:28:48,491
- I know.
- When you look in the mirror...
614
00:28:48,515 --> 00:28:50,789
- do you see Reggae Fever?
- It was cheap.
615
00:28:51,015 --> 00:28:53,652
"Ja Glory by Toots Bambada...
616
00:28:53,849 --> 00:28:56,407
"Lively up Yourself
by the Family Zigzag...
617
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:58,873
"Let Your Ya be
Ya by Ranking Roy."
618
00:28:59,058 --> 00:29:01,935
What else am I gonna find in here?
Ganja and a yellow-green-red knit cap?
619
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,290
I bought a CD.
620
00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,901
I didn't adopt the entire
Rastafarian culture.
621
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:07,100
This is so weird.
622
00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:09,658
I mean, to think there was
this whole chunk of time...
623
00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:13,204
when we weren't together, we
were living totally separate lives.
624
00:29:13,435 --> 00:29:15,072
I was just working like crazy...
625
00:29:15,226 --> 00:29:18,579
and you were running
around and buying reggae CDs.
626
00:29:18,810 --> 00:29:20,163
One CD. One.
627
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:24,736
I just hate that we were apart.
628
00:29:24,936 --> 00:29:26,607
Yeah, wasn't too
fond of it myself.
629
00:29:26,769 --> 00:29:30,725
All I can say is, you're
lucky I'm back in your life...
630
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,888
because clearly you
were lost without me.
631
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,290
And it's a miracle
you're even still alive.
632
00:29:36,979 --> 00:29:38,013
Right?
633
00:29:38,438 --> 00:29:39,472
You bet.
634
00:29:43,397 --> 00:29:46,386
[Stuck in the Middle With
You by Stealers Wheel playing]
635
00:29:48,772 --> 00:29:50,568
Not a moment too soon.
636
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,474
No, thanks.
637
00:29:52,606 --> 00:29:54,764
I think I'm gonna try to get
through the doorway first.
638
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:57,372
Novel approach. You're
gonna be an interesting date.
639
00:29:57,565 --> 00:29:58,759
Robert. What are you?
640
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,046
- Dead extra number two.
- Brilliant, my friend.
641
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,301
Happy birthday,
Finn. You owe me $40.
642
00:30:03,482 --> 00:30:05,915
Maybe for my birthday
you'll forgive me that.
643
00:30:06,275 --> 00:30:07,786
Does your father
have any idea...
644
00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,939
what a toll his cross-dressing
took on your psyche?
645
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:12,177
- That was your father, Finn.
- You're right.
646
00:30:12,358 --> 00:30:13,916
My God, that explains a lot.
647
00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:15,783
- Do I know you?
- Rory Gilmore, Finn.
648
00:30:15,942 --> 00:30:18,419
Pleasure to meet you. All right,
children, drink and be merry...
649
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,910
for tomorrow we will all
be in a great deal of pain.
650
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:22,109
Thank you, darling.
651
00:30:22,235 --> 00:30:25,304
Your name and your phone
number would also be appreciated.
652
00:30:26,652 --> 00:30:28,880
- Finn's quite an original.
- Yes, he is.
653
00:30:29,069 --> 00:30:31,297
- Have I told you I like your costume?
- No, you didn't.
654
00:30:31,485 --> 00:30:34,045
All right, did that count, or are
you expecting me to say it again?
655
00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:36,627
- I think we're good.
- Let's get a drink.
656
00:30:38,029 --> 00:30:39,665
Hey, Colin, where's your date?
657
00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,777
I went to pick her up, the door opens,
and she's dressed like Mira Sorvino.
658
00:30:42,987 --> 00:30:44,465
How do you dress
like Mira Sorvino?
659
00:30:44,613 --> 00:30:46,922
You have blond hair and a
name tag that says, "Mira Sorvino."
660
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,145
I just turned around and left.
661
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,428
Well, the gang's all here.
662
00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:52,252
- Robert, good to see you.
- Hello, Logan.
663
00:30:52,363 --> 00:30:54,241
- Rory, I like the costume.
- I like yours, too.
664
00:30:54,363 --> 00:30:56,423
This is Whitney. Whitney,
Robert, Rory. You know Colin.
665
00:30:56,447 --> 00:30:58,090
- Hi.
- Whitney, is your friend Josie here?
666
00:30:58,114 --> 00:31:00,712
Yeah, she's over there with the
guy dressed like Harvey Weinstein.
667
00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:01,966
Perfect. I'll see you later.
668
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:04,501
- Leave her alone, Colin.
- Yes, of course.
669
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,926
- So, good party?
- Seems like it.
670
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,673
- Music's cool.
- Very cool.
671
00:31:08,824 --> 00:31:11,175
We're just heading over to the
bar. Can we get you two anything?
672
00:31:11,199 --> 00:31:13,884
- No, we're just gonna take a look around.
- Okay, we'll catch you later.
673
00:31:13,908 --> 00:31:14,977
Sounds good.
674
00:31:15,575 --> 00:31:16,972
- Hey, Robert?
- Yes?
675
00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:18,549
What's your last name?
676
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:19,843
[Reggae music
playing on car stereo]
677
00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,458
My God, turn that off.
678
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,519
Getting to you, huh?
679
00:31:23,659 --> 00:31:26,648
They keep playing that same
song over and over and over.
680
00:31:27,534 --> 00:31:29,682
I've got news for you. That
was not the same song.
681
00:31:29,868 --> 00:31:30,937
My God, you're kidding.
682
00:31:31,076 --> 00:31:32,145
[Rustling noises]
683
00:31:32,285 --> 00:31:33,558
- What was that?
- I don't know.
684
00:31:33,702 --> 00:31:36,930
- Sounds like it came from the garage.
- There's someone in my garage?
685
00:31:37,827 --> 00:31:39,941
Weird time for
gardening, isn't it?
686
00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:43,075
- Could be, like, a raccoon.
- Hey, don't shovel the raccoon.
687
00:31:43,286 --> 00:31:46,560
- Just stay back, will you?
- Luke, you can't hurt a raccoon.
688
00:31:46,786 --> 00:31:49,537
They're cute. They have face
masks like little furry burglars.
689
00:31:49,746 --> 00:31:52,895
And sharp teeth that chew
through your wiring, and rabies.
690
00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,248
I'm not gonna hit
it. I'm gonna scare it.
691
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:57,350
Why don't you play it
your Reggae Fever?
692
00:31:59,872 --> 00:32:01,020
[Snoring]
693
00:32:01,997 --> 00:32:03,588
Do you see it?
694
00:32:06,372 --> 00:32:09,361
- It's one hell of a raccoon.
- Shovel up.
695
00:32:12,706 --> 00:32:15,298
I probably should be more
surprised than I am, right?
696
00:32:15,707 --> 00:32:18,662
- Kirk, wake up.
- And he's naked.
697
00:32:18,874 --> 00:32:20,704
- Oh, Kirk. Jeez.
- Where am I?
698
00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:22,851
- You're in my house, Kirk.
- You're in my boat, Kirk.
699
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,102
- I'm exposed.
- We know, Kirk.
700
00:32:24,249 --> 00:32:26,285
Let's do something
about that, huh, Kirk?
701
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,891
I'm good now.
702
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:31,251
Kirk, what you doing here?
703
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:33,607
- I left Mother's.
- No. Did you have a fight?
704
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:35,590
Did she take away your
Beach Boys album again?
705
00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,934
No, I just got so excited about
the thought of a new life you know...
706
00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:41,362
of striking out on my own
and being my own man.
707
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,657
Right, Luke?
708
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,124
- "Right, Luke?"
- So I did it.
709
00:32:45,377 --> 00:32:47,571
I packed my clothes, and I
gave my mother my key...
710
00:32:47,753 --> 00:32:49,549
and I said goodbye, and I left.
711
00:32:50,252 --> 00:32:52,764
Kirk, that's a big deal,
you leaving like that.
712
00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:55,314
I know it is, but Luke
explained to me that...
713
00:32:55,504 --> 00:32:57,698
if I really want to move to
the next level with Lulu...
714
00:32:57,921 --> 00:33:01,070
and have a real grown-up relationship
with sleepovers and everything...
715
00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:05,002
- then I had to get out.
- I don't think that's exactly what I said.
716
00:33:05,254 --> 00:33:07,562
Yes, it was, and I felt
really good about it...
717
00:33:07,755 --> 00:33:10,552
until I realized that
I had no place to go.
718
00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,665
I probably should have
found an apartment first.
719
00:33:12,839 --> 00:33:15,067
- Probably.
- You can stay in Rory's room.
720
00:33:15,256 --> 00:33:16,255
- Really?
- Really?
721
00:33:16,381 --> 00:33:18,459
Just for tonight. We'll find
you some place tomorrow.
722
00:33:18,632 --> 00:33:19,666
Okay.
723
00:33:23,882 --> 00:33:25,691
You know, I think you've
got a raccoon in here.
724
00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:27,546
Just go on in the house, Kirk.
725
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:31,062
- What were you thinking?
- Kirk was at the diner talking about...
726
00:33:31,257 --> 00:33:34,452
how he wished how he and Lulu had
what we have, and I just mentioned...
727
00:33:34,674 --> 00:33:37,425
Are you insane? Everybody knows
you can't mention anything to Kirk.
728
00:33:37,634 --> 00:33:39,693
I was cornered. I was
tired. I wanted to go to sleep.
729
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,595
Now we have to go in
there and take care of him.
730
00:33:41,759 --> 00:33:43,953
- He is now our responsibility.
- But...
731
00:33:44,134 --> 00:33:46,282
Pottery Barn, baby.
You break it, you buy it.
732
00:33:46,468 --> 00:33:47,467
Jeez.
733
00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:52,697
[Band playing Woo
Hoo by The 5.6.7.8's]
734
00:33:59,928 --> 00:34:02,679
My entire goal in life is
to outlive my brother...
735
00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:05,683
inherit the family fortune, put
all my sisters out on the street...
736
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:07,155
and live as frivolously
as possible...
737
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,487
have numerous wives,
thousands of illegitimate children...
738
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:11,597
and die completely alone,
and leave every cent...
739
00:34:11,638 --> 00:34:14,514
- to a parrot named Polly.
- That's your entire goal in life?
740
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,472
Except for the name of the parrot,
I stick to everything I just said.
741
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,198
You're a fascinating
specimen, Robert.
742
00:34:19,347 --> 00:34:21,621
- Josie's a lesbian.
- You struck out, Colin?
743
00:34:21,806 --> 00:34:24,955
- Whatever. Is Lydia here?
- Yes. She's here with Patrick, her fiancé.
744
00:34:25,181 --> 00:34:27,250
God, I hate these
stupid, incestuous parties.
745
00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:28,741
It's the same
people over and over.
746
00:34:28,765 --> 00:34:31,675
- Who's as drunk as I am?
- No one since Spencer Tracy died.
747
00:34:31,890 --> 00:34:33,609
Are there any interesting
women here at all?
748
00:34:33,682 --> 00:34:35,876
- Have you tried Josie?
- I'm getting a drink.
749
00:34:36,058 --> 00:34:38,365
All righty. I have to
go make the rounds.
750
00:34:39,433 --> 00:34:41,308
- Have I met you yet?
- Several times.
751
00:34:41,475 --> 00:34:42,623
All right, then.
752
00:34:43,225 --> 00:34:44,817
So, how about that drink?
753
00:34:44,975 --> 00:34:47,203
- Nothing too strong.
- See what I can do.
754
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:53,548
- Hey, Ace, having a good time?
- I am, thanks.
755
00:34:53,768 --> 00:34:56,076
Good. That's good. Me, too.
I'm having a good time, too.
756
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,416
- Good.
- Yes, it is good.
757
00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:00,989
I didn't know you knew Robert.
758
00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:03,102
I met him at the Life and
Death Brigade gathering.
759
00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:04,618
- And the poker game.
- Oh, right.
760
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,600
Right, he must have
made quite an impression.
761
00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:08,805
- He just asked me out is all.
- Sure.
762
00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:11,324
- He's kind of a jerk.
- Excuse me?
763
00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:14,076
Robert. He's kind of a jerk. Have
you noticed he's kind of a jerk?
764
00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:15,179
No.
765
00:35:17,521 --> 00:35:20,749
- Night's young. Okay, come on.
- Where are we going? Logan?
766
00:35:21,938 --> 00:35:23,927
- You look great.
- Thank you.
767
00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:29,565
- Logan, stop.
- Right. So, how you been?
768
00:35:29,855 --> 00:35:31,845
- I've been fine.
- Good. School's good?
769
00:35:32,022 --> 00:35:34,296
- School's hard.
- It's supposed to be hard.
770
00:35:34,481 --> 00:35:39,153
It's grooming you for life.
Making you an upstanding citizen.
771
00:35:41,232 --> 00:35:43,824
- God-fearing Christian.
- Habitual recycler.
772
00:35:46,358 --> 00:35:48,995
- We can't do this here, Logan.
- You're right. Let's go.
773
00:35:49,191 --> 00:35:50,334
- Go where?
- Your place, my place.
774
00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,501
Let's take a train to New York,
spend the night in the Plaza.
775
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,595
We can't just leave.
We have dates.
776
00:35:55,401 --> 00:35:57,231
- I don't like this.
- Like what?
777
00:35:57,401 --> 00:35:59,210
- You here with Robert.
- You're here with Whitney.
778
00:35:59,234 --> 00:36:00,712
- I know.
- So, what's the problem?
779
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,127
The problem is you're here
with Robert, and it's bothering me.
780
00:36:03,151 --> 00:36:05,795
- I don't like that it's bothering me.
- Sorry. Do you want us to leave?
781
00:36:05,819 --> 00:36:08,047
- No, I want us to leave, you and me.
- I can't do that.
782
00:36:08,236 --> 00:36:10,394
You want to spend the night
with Robert, instead of me?
783
00:36:10,444 --> 00:36:12,087
- I came here with Robert.
- So dump Robert.
784
00:36:12,111 --> 00:36:13,589
- I hate Robert.
- He's your friend.
785
00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:14,964
So what? I still hate him.
786
00:36:15,112 --> 00:36:17,623
- Logan, you're the one who said...
- I know what I said.
787
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:21,492
Okay, then, I have to go. I have
a date. Enjoy the rest of the party.
788
00:36:23,404 --> 00:36:25,439
[You Never Can Tell
by Chuck Berry playing]
789
00:36:40,447 --> 00:36:44,403
There's nothing in here but ice cream,
candy bars, cookie dough, canned frosting.
790
00:36:44,657 --> 00:36:48,487
- Why are you not 450 pounds?
- Scientists call it the Lorelai paradox.
791
00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:50,721
- Who you calling?
- No one.
792
00:36:50,865 --> 00:36:52,934
Just seeing if Rory
left a message.
793
00:36:53,116 --> 00:36:54,344
Who's washing those?
794
00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:58,511
Why, was she supposed
to leave a message?
795
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,338
No, I was just hoping.
We out of plastic?
796
00:37:02,534 --> 00:37:04,603
Why were you hoping?
Everything okay with her?
797
00:37:04,784 --> 00:37:07,933
Yeah, she just had a date tonight.
Get four. Those tend to break.
798
00:37:10,743 --> 00:37:13,017
- Is she out with that Logan kid?
- No, Robert.
799
00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:14,960
- Who's Robert?
- I know nothing about him...
800
00:37:15,077 --> 00:37:16,555
except his last
name is Grimaldi.
801
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,260
- When did she break up with Logan?
- She didn't.
802
00:37:19,619 --> 00:37:21,255
- I don't understand.
- It's college.
803
00:37:21,411 --> 00:37:23,679
- What the hell's that mean?
- It means, "Butt out, back off..."
804
00:37:23,703 --> 00:37:24,817
"None of your business."
805
00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:26,988
Rory suddenly decided
she's "Dating Girl."
806
00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,388
That's okay, right? Isn't that
what kids are supposed to do?
807
00:37:29,412 --> 00:37:31,322
It's just... It's not Rory.
808
00:37:31,495 --> 00:37:33,374
I don't think it's what is
gonna make her happy.
809
00:37:33,538 --> 00:37:34,686
It seems wrong for her.
810
00:37:34,829 --> 00:37:36,182
- You said something to her?
- No.
811
00:37:36,329 --> 00:37:38,204
She's been so chatty lately...
812
00:37:38,371 --> 00:37:41,168
wanting to be able to talk
about Logan and her life, so...
813
00:37:41,372 --> 00:37:43,486
- Now I just don't know what to do.
- You talk back.
814
00:37:43,664 --> 00:37:46,062
I am, but I feel like I need to
be really careful what I say.
815
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,557
- Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.
- She's not at home anymore.
816
00:37:48,581 --> 00:37:49,848
- She's on her own.
- Doesn't matter.
817
00:37:49,872 --> 00:37:50,871
It matters a little.
818
00:37:50,998 --> 00:37:53,076
There have been very few
times in our relationship...
819
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:54,806
when I ever played
the Mom card...
820
00:37:54,957 --> 00:37:56,832
but I always had it
there in my back pocket.
821
00:37:56,999 --> 00:37:59,875
And when I used it, she had to hear
and take it because she lived here.
822
00:38:00,082 --> 00:38:02,310
And even if she didn't like
it or even if she got mad...
823
00:38:02,499 --> 00:38:04,809
the worst that would happen
is she would run into her room...
824
00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:07,311
and slam the door and blast
the jam. But then in the morning...
825
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,013
I controlled the bathroom,
and the Pop-Tarts...
826
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,039
and she had to deal with me.
827
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:14,323
Eventually, we'd make up,
and it was over. But now...
828
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,775
- Nothing's different.
- Of course it's different.
829
00:38:16,959 --> 00:38:19,631
She's on her own. She's
making her own decisions.
830
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:24,837
My mom card's looking a little flimsier,
and I don't know how much to say to her.
831
00:38:25,127 --> 00:38:27,485
If she doesn't want to hear
it, she doesn't have to take it.
832
00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:31,333
- She doesn't have to call or come home.
- She'll call. She'll come home.
833
00:38:31,587 --> 00:38:34,303
Yeah, I hope so. I don't know.
834
00:38:39,212 --> 00:38:41,884
- Did we lock the front door?
- I'll be right back.
835
00:38:46,088 --> 00:38:48,555
Kirk! Get back here, Kirk.
836
00:38:53,089 --> 00:38:56,006
What on earth is wrong with you
besides the obvious lack of fashion sense?
837
00:38:56,173 --> 00:38:57,172
What are you...
838
00:38:57,298 --> 00:38:59,173
I told you to get back
together with Lorelai.
839
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,150
I told you exactly what to
do and exactly what to say.
840
00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:03,402
- What do you need, a cheat sheet?
- Emily, I...
841
00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:05,660
Some flash cards, some
Sesame Street characters...
842
00:39:05,841 --> 00:39:07,352
- to sing a song about it?
- Look.
843
00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:09,483
Do you think it was easy for
me to come to you like that?
844
00:39:09,507 --> 00:39:10,826
Do you think I enjoyed it?
845
00:39:10,966 --> 00:39:14,003
Like I was just sitting around my
house, thinking, "What shall I do tonight?"
846
00:39:14,049 --> 00:39:15,800
"I know. I can drive
to Stars Hollow..."
847
00:39:15,967 --> 00:39:18,195
"And humiliate myself at
the local greasy spoon."
848
00:39:18,383 --> 00:39:19,499
Okay, I'm in the middle of...
849
00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:21,110
I don't care what
you're in the middle of!
850
00:39:21,134 --> 00:39:23,110
My family is being torn apart,
because, for some reason...
851
00:39:23,134 --> 00:39:24,203
[Cell phone dialing]
852
00:39:24,342 --> 00:39:26,301
You are incapable of
taking simple instructions...
853
00:39:26,468 --> 00:39:28,855
and putting your
relationship back together!
854
00:39:29,135 --> 00:39:30,408
[Cell phone ringing]
855
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,862
LORELAI: Hello? EMILY:
Just because you run a diner...
856
00:39:32,886 --> 00:39:34,695
and have mastered the
art of the blank stare...
857
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,674
does not mean it's
going to work with me!
858
00:39:36,927 --> 00:39:39,965
And Richard went through a great deal
of trouble to set the whole thing up...
859
00:39:40,052 --> 00:39:41,487
and you never even
called Herb Smith.
860
00:39:41,511 --> 00:39:44,580
Apparently, you can't follow through
with anything, not even a razor!
861
00:39:44,803 --> 00:39:46,201
Mom, what are you doing here?
862
00:39:46,345 --> 00:39:48,183
I'm having what I'm
sure will turn out to be...
863
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,528
yet another fruitless
conversation with this man.
864
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,229
I'm sorry, Luke. I'm
really, really sorry.
865
00:39:52,241 --> 00:39:52,655
It's okay.
866
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:55,281
Mom, go home. You have no right
to barge in here and cause a scene.
867
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,544
I have something I want to say.
868
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,518
No. We don't want to
hear what you have to say.
869
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,666
We just want you to
please butt out of our lives.
870
00:40:00,847 --> 00:40:03,314
Our lives? So,
there's an "our lives"?
871
00:40:03,514 --> 00:40:05,264
- Are you two back together?
- Yes. We are.
872
00:40:05,431 --> 00:40:07,270
So you did go to her,
just like I told you to.
873
00:40:07,431 --> 00:40:09,864
We got back together because
we wanted to get back together.
874
00:40:10,056 --> 00:40:11,295
Then I simply don't understand.
875
00:40:11,348 --> 00:40:12,700
If you're together, then
what's the problem?
876
00:40:12,724 --> 00:40:15,401
- What are you talking about?
- Why won't you come to Friday dinner?
877
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:18,077
Whatever happened between
the two of you, I obviously fixed it.
878
00:40:18,141 --> 00:40:19,937
You fixed it? You broke it.
879
00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:22,367
Just because Luke and I found
a way to repair the damage...
880
00:40:22,391 --> 00:40:24,028
doesn't erase the
fact that it happened.
881
00:40:24,184 --> 00:40:26,332
- What I did, I did out of concern.
- Oh, please.
882
00:40:26,517 --> 00:40:28,515
As your mother, I have
the right to be concerned...
883
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:30,827
especially when it looks like
you're taking your life down...
884
00:40:30,851 --> 00:40:33,159
a completely disastrous
path. I had to jump in.
885
00:40:33,351 --> 00:40:34,783
- Mom!
- Lorelai!
886
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:35,933
Please hear me.
887
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:39,208
If I want your input in my life in any
way, shape, or form, I will ask for it.
888
00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:41,822
Until then, do us all
a favor and shut up!
889
00:40:50,603 --> 00:40:53,559
I got to say, I'm suddenly
a big fan of the speed dial.
890
00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:01,957
[Cell phone ringing]
891
00:41:02,354 --> 00:41:04,912
- Hey, kid, what's going on?
- I just got a call from Kirk.
892
00:41:05,105 --> 00:41:07,174
He wanted to know if he
could crash at my dorm.
893
00:41:07,355 --> 00:41:08,789
- Oh, boy.
- How did he get my number?
894
00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:11,405
- He probably got it off the fridge.
- Okay.
895
00:41:11,606 --> 00:41:14,084
- And what was Kirk doing near our fridge?
- It's a long story.
896
00:41:14,148 --> 00:41:15,187
Okay, well, tell me later.
897
00:41:15,315 --> 00:41:17,041
I want to hear how the
back-together date went.
898
00:41:17,065 --> 00:41:18,958
- It was very successful.
- Did he like the dress?
899
00:41:18,982 --> 00:41:21,017
- The dress was a hit.
- I told you.
900
00:41:21,191 --> 00:41:25,499
- And how was your date with Robert?
- Completely insane.
901
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,286
- You won't believe the evening I had.
- Tell me.
902
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:31,291
So, Robert and I get to the
party, and Logan was there.
903
00:41:31,484 --> 00:41:33,995
And at first, everything
was completely caj...
904
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,261
and then as the evening went
on, he got more and more jealous.
905
00:41:37,484 --> 00:41:38,678
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
906
00:41:38,817 --> 00:41:41,284
He wanted me to leave
with him, blow off Robert.
907
00:41:41,485 --> 00:41:42,996
- And did you?
- No, of course not.
908
00:41:43,151 --> 00:41:45,709
I told him that I came with Robert
and I was leaving with Robert.
909
00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:48,045
- And then I walked away and it was great.
- Sounds great.
910
00:41:48,069 --> 00:41:50,707
And since then, by the way,
Logan has called twice today.
911
00:41:50,902 --> 00:41:51,942
We're going out tonight...
912
00:41:52,027 --> 00:41:53,744
and we've already
made plans for this week.
913
00:41:53,903 --> 00:41:55,256
Complete and total turnaround.
914
00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:58,279
Well, sounds like all the
balls are in your court or...
915
00:41:58,487 --> 00:42:00,954
- Well, you know what I mean.
- You okay? You sound down.
916
00:42:01,153 --> 00:42:02,984
No, I'm fine. What are
you gonna wear tonight?
917
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,950
I thought I'd go with
the 20-minute sweater.
918
00:42:05,112 --> 00:42:06,146
Oh, cute.
919
00:42:06,279 --> 00:42:07,632
MICHEL: The answer is no.
920
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:10,496
Look, Jerry, I sold you the
motor home. It is now yours.
921
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:13,527
I'm a very busy man. I do
not have time for all this.
922
00:42:14,821 --> 00:42:18,175
All right, for $20, I will
measure the shower for you.
923
00:42:19,489 --> 00:42:22,286
No, that is on top of the
$40 for the cupboard space...
924
00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:24,001
and the pullout table.
925
00:42:24,156 --> 00:42:26,668
Well, I'm sorry if
you're feeling ripped off.
926
00:42:26,907 --> 00:42:28,186
I can call elastic-pants lady...
927
00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:31,279
and see if she'd like to take
the motor home off your hands.
928
00:42:31,658 --> 00:42:33,613
I thought so. Hold on.
929
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:42,272
[Kirk mumbling]