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[bells jingling]

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LOUIS ARMSTRONG:
♪ From Coney Island to the Sunset Strip ♪

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♪ Somebody's gonna make a happy trip ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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♪ While the moon is bright ♪

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♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys ♪

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♪ To give the grownies
of the girls and boys ♪

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♪ So dig ♪

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♪ Santa comes on big ♪

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♪ He'll come a-callin'
when it snows the most ♪

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♪ When all you cats
are sleepin' warm as toast ♪

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♪ And you gonna flip
when Old Saint Nick ♪

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♪ Plays a lick
on a peppermint stick ♪

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♪ He come a-flyin'
from the higher place ♪

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♪ And fill the stocking
by the fireplace ♪

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♪ So you'll ♪

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♪ Have a Yule that's cool ♪

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- [baby crying]
- Merry Christmas.

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♪ Yeah, from Coney Island
to the Sunset Strip ♪

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♪ Somebody's gonna make a happy trip ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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♪ While the moon is bright ♪

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♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys ♪

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♪ To give the grownies
of the girls and boys ♪

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♪ So dig ♪

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♪ Santa comes on big ♪

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Excuse me.

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♪ Come a-callin'
when it snows the most ♪

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♪ When cats are sleepin'
warm as toast ♪

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♪ And you gonna flip
when Old Saint Nick ♪

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♪ Plays a lick
on a peppermint stick ♪

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- Whoo!
- I'm sorry.

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- Sorry.
- Uh...

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- [chuckles]
- Do... Do you want these?

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- You go ahead.
- No, please.

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It's the last one.

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Uh, miss, do you have another pair
of these black cashmere gloves?

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Whatever's out is what we have.

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You don't have a stockroom?

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- No.
- Or a basement?

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No. We don't have an attic, either.

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Um, listen, you take 'em.
I don't need 'em.

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No, no, no.
You saw them first. I...

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Please. I insist.

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I mean, here. Take 'em.

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- Oh, oh!
Hey, wait a minute.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey!

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- Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah?

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- These are ours.
- Oh. Your gloves?

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- Yes.
- Well, how come? I mean...

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They're just sort of hanging there,
sleeping with their little price tag on.

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We were just discussing them, all right?
This is, uh...

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Well, I have news for you.

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You can go on discussing them
long after I've paid for them.

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Calm down, all right?
Just calm down.

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Calm down?
It's five days before Christmas.

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I'm in the middle of a New York
department store.

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He's asking me to calm down.

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Well, listen. These were meant to be
a very special gift for someone.

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Yeah, we've put quite a lot
of thought into those.

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- MAN: Ah.
- Isn't that right?

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Who are you?
And who were they for?

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- My boyfriend.
- My girlfriend.

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- His girlfriend.
- Her boyfriend.

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One pair of gloves for two people?

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- This is hard to explain.
- Well, try.

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All right. Go ahead.

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Oh. Uh, well, he is at the present time
my boyfriend.

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But in 18 months...

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after the operation...

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- he will be...
- she will be...

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...my girlfriend.
Do you understand?

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That didn't really work out.

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- No, but Merry Christmas anyway.
- Thank you very much.

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MAN: All right.

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Well, you earned these.
That was quick on your feet.

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- Thanks. It was a team effort.
- Yeah, it was. It was.

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- I don't know how to thank you.
- Well...

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Ah, well.

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♪ And have a Yule that's cool ♪

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HOST: They're ready for you guys.

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WOMAN: Thank you.

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I don't know if what you said to that guy
makes any sense.

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It was helpful. I think we scared
the bejesus out of him.

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Oh, you were pretty fierce.

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This will work, though.
This is quite a coffee.

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No, but I'm serious about the check.

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It's the least I can do.

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Well, thank you, but, see,

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now I have to go find something else
for my girlfriend.

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- Oh, they were for your girlfriend.
- Yes, they were.

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Oh, I can't accept them then.

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Well, you have to.
Otherwise you won't treat.

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Really.

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Let me tell you something.
This is the ultimate blended drink.

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Where did you find this place?

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I first came in because of the name.

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- Hmm.
- Serendipity.

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- It's one of my favorite words.
- It is?

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- Uh-huh.
- Why?

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'Cause it's such a nice sound
for what it means:

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A fortunate accident.

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- Mm.
- Except I don't really believe in accidents.

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I think fate's behind everything.

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Oh, you do?

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- Yeah.
- Fate's behind everything?

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Well, I think so.

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Everything's predestined?
We don't have any choice at all?

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No, I think we make our own decisions.

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I just think that fate sends us
little signs,

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and it's how we read the signs

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that determines whether
we're happy or not.

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Little signals.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Fortunate accidents.
Lucky discoveries.

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Like Columbus and America.

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Yeah, or Fleming discovering...

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- ...penicillin.
- Penicillin. Yeah.

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- Fleming is his name?
- Yes.

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Or "Jonathan and the Gloves."

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I don't know that one.

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You don't know that story?
It's an old folk tale. Classic.

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Our hero, Jonathan, goes out
in search of black gloves.

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And in a perfect act of
serendipiocity

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or serendipaciousness,

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he runs into a beautiful,
attractive English girl

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with a boyfriend.

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You have a boyfriend, right?

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- Yeah, I do.
- That's what I thought.

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And you have the glove lady.

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Yes, I do.

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- Mm-hmm.
- It was a very nice time.

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Well, I hope you enjoy the gloves
you bought yourself.

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Oh, I'm sure I will.

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I usually appreciate
my own thoughtfulness.

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What do you want for Christmas?

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- Golf clubs.
- Oh.

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So you're gonna meet
your boyfriend now or what?

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No, I think he's probably out
doing what you're doing.

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Getting a crush on
someone else's girlfriend?

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No, I'm sorry. I just meant to say
that I had a really great time, and...

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Um...you know, maybe you should
give me your phone number,

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you know, just in case.

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- In case of what?
- You know, in case of life.

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I just had a great time,
and I'd never be able to find you again.

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Well, if we're meant
to meet again, then...

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we'll meet again.

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It's just not the right time now.

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Maybe we were supposed
to meet on British time

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- and we're five hours too early.
- [laughs]

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Come on.
I don't even know your name.

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My name is Jonathan.

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Does that make you
wanna tell me something?

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Yeah, it does.

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Merry Christmas, Jonathan.
And thanks.

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[cab door closes]

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That's it?!

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♪ I can feel my heart ♪

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- JONATHAN: Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- ♪ And it's fit to burst ♪

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I'm sorry about that.

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# I try to clean it up ♪

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♪ But I just get worse ♪

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♪ Wish I could fall ♪

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♪ On a night like this ♪

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- ♪ Into your loving arms ♪
- I think I left a scarf.

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No. Nothing down here.
Why don't you go upstairs?

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- Maybe it's still there.
- Thank you.

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♪ I thought I saw your face ♪

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♪ In the evening sky ♪

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♪ On a lonesome cloud ♪

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♪ That was drifting by ♪

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♪ I wish I could fall ♪

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♪ On a night like this ♪

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♪ Into your loving arms ♪

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Let's go do something.

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All right.
What you wanna do?

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I don't care.

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All right. Come on.

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Now, promise me you're not just
visiting here for a week

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or marrying somebody
to get a green card or...

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on parole.

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None of the above. You?

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No, no, no. Proud U.S. citizen.
No criminal record.

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So you won't tell me your name.
Well, tell me, uh...

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what do you miss most
about Mother England?

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I miss my mom terribly.

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If I were her,
I'd miss you too.

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WOMAN: Okay. Favorite movie.

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The correct answer is
<i>Cool Hand Luke.</i>

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I've never seen it.

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Oh, come on.
You've never seen <i>Cool Hand Luke?</i>

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Paul Newman?
Oh, my God. Come on!

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"Failure to communicate,"
sadistic cop in sunglasses with no name.

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- Reminds me of you in that way.
- [chuckles]

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Um, favorite New York moment.

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This one's climbing the charts.

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I'm flattered.

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Is there anything else you need
to know about me?

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Huh.

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Favorite sexual position?

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[laughing]
Oh!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Yeah, yeah.
That's my favorite too.

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- You all right?
- Yeah.

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- Did you hurt yourself?
- No.

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- Yes, a little.
- You did?

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- Ouch.
- Oh, let's take a look at that.

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Oh, Jesus. Wow.

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- That's a deep, deep gash.
- Gaping.

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- What?
- [laughs]

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Well, we'll fix that right up.

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There you go.

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What?

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Oh, you're looking at my freckles?

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It's the curse of the English, I'm afraid.

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- Fair skin and bad teeth.
- No, you have great teeth.

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Those aren't just freckles.

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If you look closely,
you can see Cassiopeia.

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- What?
- Right there.

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Hold on a minute.

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Okay.

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All right. [clears throat]
Here's the story:

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A long time ago in Ethiopia,

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there was this queen
named Cassiopeia,

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who thought she was the most
beautiful woman in the entire world,

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and there wasn't anybody in the kingdom
who wasn't offended

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by this woman's relentless vanity.

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And then one day, she really
screwed up and offended the gods.

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I don't remember what she did

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and I don't remember
who she offended.

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But it was bad.
She crossed the line.

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But anyway,
Poseidon, the sea god,

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punished Cassiopeia
by placing her in the heavens

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upside down in her throne,

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stuck for eternity with her skirt
around her shoulders,

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and all the blood rushing to her head.

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And now she's just
a constellation in the sky,

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a bunch of English freckles
in the shape of a throne.

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So she made one tragic mistake.

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And paid for eternity.

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Correct.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Legible, legible.

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I can't believe I'm doing this.

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Now, please, please.
Let fate take its proper course.

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[exhales]

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Oh! Oh!

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That was an accident.
Write down that again, please.

250
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,615
I can't.
That was a sign.

251
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,450
Fate's telling us to back off.

252
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,865
If fate didn't want us to be together,

253
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,285
then why did we meet tonight, huh?
Gotcha.

254
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,458
Well, I don't know, but it's not
an exact science. It's a feeling.

255
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,577
Well, what if you're wrong, huh?

256
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,453
What if it's all in our hands
and we just walk away?

257
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,955
No names, no phone numbers,
nothing.

258
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,332
What do you think’s gonna happen?

259
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,208
Do you think good old fate
is just gonna deliver my information

260
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,209
right to your doorstep?

261
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,303
Do you know that's the best idea
you've had all night?

262
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,180
- What's the best...
- Here you go.

263
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,806
Write your name and number down.

264
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,927
- On a $5.00 bill?
- Mm. Just do it.

265
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,899
You are a strange
and interesting woman.

266
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,017
[laughs]

267
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,523
Now what?

268
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,775
Wait there.

269
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,152
[horn honks]

270
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,334
Hey!

271
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:20,921
What the hell was that?

272
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,588
When that $5.00 bill makes its way
back into my hands,

273
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,801
I'll be able to call you.

274
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,091
And when you hear my voice
on the other end,

275
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,805
then you'll believe in fate,
won't you?

276
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,095
[playing <i>Joy to the World</i>]

277
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,761
JONATHAN:
Hey, what about me?

278
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,016
WOMAN: What do you mean?

279
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,434
Well, we have to send something
out in the universe

280
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,557
with your name on it, don't we?

281
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,774
Come on.
Isn't that the only fair thing?

282
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,108
That Is the only fair thing.

283
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,478
What have I got, even?
Ooh.

284
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,854
No. I have a really good idea.

285
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,026
- What?
- Okay.

286
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,400
That's a lot of tuba.

287
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,027
- Okay, see this book?
- Yeah.

288
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,405
Okay, so when I get home tonight,

289
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,498
I'm gonna write my name and number
inside this book.

290
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,789
And then first thing tomorrow morning,
I'll sell it to a used-book store.

291
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,162
Which one?
You're not gonna tell me.

292
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,129
You're not gonna tell me.
Why not?

293
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,169
Well, now, every time you go past
an old bookstore,

294
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,792
you're gonna have to go inside
to see if it's there.

295
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,427
This is just wrong.

296
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,467
You don't just have the most
incredible night of your life

297
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,510
with a perfect stranger

298
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,053
and then leave it all
to chance, do ya?

299
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,763
Do ya?

300
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,645
Come with me a second.

301
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,476
JONATHAN:
What, are we gonna get a room?

302
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,483
I'm kidding.
But I wanna know you more.

303
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,103
JONATHAN:
Come on. Where are we going?

304
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,854
- Okay. Now, you stay here.
- Okay.

305
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,448
No, stay here. Stay there.

306
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,067
Don't make me come over there.

307
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,318
- Okay.
- Okay.

308
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,037
Right, if we both randomly
pick the same floor,

309
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:35,996
we're meant to be together now.

310
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,240
You're insane.

311
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,582
[elevator bells ding]

312
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,575
Come on.

313
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,452
Okay, get in...

314
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,166
take a breath,

315
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,505
and then when the door closes,
hit a button.

316
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,874
I don't understand this.

317
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,251
You don't have to understand.
You just have to have faith.

318
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,251
Filth in what?

319
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,966
Destiny.

320
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,673
Oh. Here.

321
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,933
Hey!

322
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,303
It's Sara.

323
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,515
My name's Sara.

324
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,794
[elevator bell dings]

325
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,337
[ding]

326
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,219
And here it is.
See? You were right.

327
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,390
- JONATHAN: Uh...
- FATHER: Let's go, buddy.

328
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,184
- JONATHAN: We're going up here.
- FATHER: Oh, that's okay.

329
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,271
Josh likes to ride either way.

330
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,608
- Don't you, Josh?
- Arrrrr!

331
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,818
Don't do that!
Don't touch those!

332
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,404
Hey, calm down.
He's just a kid.

333
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,648
[Josh hisses]

334
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,539
[bell dinging back and forth]

335
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,629
Looks like we've stopped.

336
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,963
[hissing]

337
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,548
[snarling]

338
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,087
Ayah!

339
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,837
[snarl]

340
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,894
- Oh. We're going again.
- Thank you.

341
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,232
[ding]

342
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:27,983
JOSH:
Where is she? Is she here?

343
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,978
No, no. I don't think so.

344
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,570
FATHER: Come on, Josh.
Let's go, buddy.

345
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,329
- [ding]
- JONATHAN: Okay, stay alert.

346
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,619
[Josh crying]

347
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,833
- FATHER: Is she here?
- No, not here.

348
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,201
- Back in the elevator.
- WOMAN: She's not here?

349
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,750
Come on! Come on! Move it!
Come on, boy!

350
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,837
[dog barks]

351
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,010
[ding]

352
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,811
[ding]

353
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:34,005
[passers-by talking, indistinct]

354
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,262
Hey, Sara.
Oh, I'm sorry.

355
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,883
- Hey. I'm sorry.
- What?

356
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,061
I'm sorry.

357
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,067
[subway train braking]

358
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,023
MAN: Usually, I have to beg
to be a part of weddings.

359
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,195
And If I do get into the wedding,

360
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,285
of course, they've postponed it
and it's overseas somewhere,

361
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,871
and they've canceled my passport
and I can't be a part of it,

362
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,411
and it's ridiculous and all for naught.

363
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,000
Well, thank you.
I take this very seriously.

364
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,915
It's a gift to be the best man.

365
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,171
[sighs]

366
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,335
They say that once in your lifetime,

367
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,380
someone comes along whom
you're absolutely meant to be with.

368
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,129
Everything feels great,
stars are aligned,

369
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,130
body and spirit are In balance.

370
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,845
For my friend Jonathan Trager,

371
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,138
that person...

372
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,135
was me.

373
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,512
[laughter]

374
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,857
But as you know,
Jonny and I were simpatico.

375
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,270
We were brothers
from another mother.

376
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,519
We were friends since freshman year.

377
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,737
I watched him go out
with woman after woman,

378
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,153
and he'd always come crawling...

379
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,109
He would come crawling back to me.

380
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,035
It was embarrassing.

381
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,244
You loved it.

382
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,331
But then one night he came home
and things were different.

383
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,667
His adolescent dream of becoming
a documentary filmmaker

384
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,535
was a thing of the past.

385
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,706
Thank God.

386
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,417
He hardly even responded to my playful
yet tormenting flicks of my finger

387
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,667
against the soft part of his skull

388
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,343
as he studied for finals.

389
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,465
And that is because
he had found her:

390
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,307
the woman
he was meant to be with.

391
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,845
And if anyone is qualified to know
when he met his soul mate,

392
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,845
it would be me,

393
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,268
his first wife.

394
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,528
She's smart, she's funny,
she's beautiful.

395
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,274
In short, she's the kind of woman
that any man would dream about.

396
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,444
And I think we all have.

397
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,943
So it is with sadness

398
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,951
and fond, fond memories,

399
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,414
that I raise my glass

400
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,784
to the new Mrs. Jonathan Trager.

401
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:13,830
- Aww.
- Hear, hear.

402
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,044
I'll tell you what.

403
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,122
I'll tell you something. my friends,
if I had to lose Jonny to anyone,

404
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,877
I can't imagine a more perfect
woman than Halley.

405
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,797
- WOMAN: To Halley.
- [glass clinks]

406
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,090
Cheers to both of you.

407
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,637
How drunk is he
on a scale of one to ten?

408
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,603
Twelve.

409
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,391
You think we'll ever out-romance
Dean and Courtney?

410
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,142
I don't know. I don't think
I've ever seen them fight.

411
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,064
Me neither.

412
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,652
Must be a bitch on their sex life.

413
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,023
We... We have a pomegranate souffle,
which is amazing,

414
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,490
which is different than the sorbet.

415
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,447
Listen, we'd love to join you guys,
but Courtney has to wake up,

416
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,824
so I got to be good.

417
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,996
Halley, listen to me.
It's not too late to back out.

418
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,995
- And I'm up... I'm up 116...
- Good night, Dean.

419
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,338
[all talking at once]

420
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,042
Mama, you don't want to see this,
but I need... I need to snuggle.

421
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,465
I'm gonna sleep it off.
Listen, you're wonderful.

422
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,338
- Good night.
- You know what? You need me.

423
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,051
Take care. Come on, hon.

424
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,802
You guys, listen, I hate to tell you,
but I gotta go home too.

425
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,098
- I have to.
- MAN: Come in for one drink.

426
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,721
I gotta get up at 8:00 in the morning.
My day is crazy tomorrow.

427
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,893
- Come in for one drink.
- He doesn't want to come.

428
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,313
- He doesn't have to come.
- I'll see you in about 20 hours.

429
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,647
- Bye-bye, dear.
- Good night.

430
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,814
- I love you, son.
- Night-night.

431
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,982
- George.
- Take care.

432
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,192
- Good night.
- Take care.

433
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,027
You okay?

434
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,111
- You better be up later.
- Yeah, why?

435
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,908
- Because I'm gonna come home and...
- Uh-huh.

436
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,406
get undressed...

437
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,123
- ...climb into bed...
- Uh-huh.

438
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,706
act like we just got over a terrible fight.

439
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,793
[man whistles] Cab!

440
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,254
See you later now.

441
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,065
SIDEWALK SELLER:
Buy a book.

442
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,947
Reading is good for you.
Knowledge.

443
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,786
Read it?

444
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,001
Hold on, hold on.
Listen, listen.

445
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,127
I read it.
I read it a long time ago.

446
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:30,345
I'll throw in the screenplay
to the <i>Bridges of Madison County.</i>

447
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,556
- I saw the movie. It was great.
- I know you like that.

448
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:46,937
Okay, and...

449
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,945
And nothing. I mean...

450
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,160
I mean, I did nothing.
I... I just let her walk out of the party

451
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,653
and I didn't say anything to her.

452
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,327
And now she's gone forever.

453
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:01,206
I mean, she was my soul mate.

454
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,540
Kenny, I honestly think it's dangerous
to use the term "soul mate."

455
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,423
It implies there's some magical element
that we have no control over,

456
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,045
like fate or destiny.

457
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:15,303
I think holding onto beliefs like that
stops us doing the real work.

458
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,556
And the fact is,
if your therapy here stays on track,

459
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,395
I think you'll find there are
many, many people out there

460
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,809
you could easily be happy with.

461
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,648
You truly believe all that, Sara?

462
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,903
Yeah.
I really do.

463
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,567
- There you go.
- Thanks.

464
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:47,332
♪ From the very first time
I rest my eyes on you, boy ♪

465
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,673
♪ My heart said follow through ♪

466
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:59,094
♪ But I know now
that I'm way down on your line ♪

467
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,431
♪ But the waiting feeling’s fine ♪

468
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,228
♪ You see ♪

469
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:10,400
♪ I don't wanna wait in vain
for your love ♪

470
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:16,035
♪ I don't wanna wait in vain
for your love ♪

471
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:22,412
♪ I don't wanna wait in vain
for your love ♪

472
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:26,166
♪ 'Cause summer is here ♪

473
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:29,669
- ♪ And I'm still waiting there ♪
- ♪ Summer is here ♪

474
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:38,642
♪ Winter is here,
I'm still waiting there ♪

475
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,395
♪ Like I said ♪

476
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,688
♪ It's been three years
since I'm knocking on your door ♪

477
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,076
♪ And I still can knock some more ♪

478
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,456
♪ Ooh, boy, ooh, boy ♪

479
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,667
♪ Is it crazy?
Look, I wanna know now ♪

480
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,704
♪ For I to knock some more ♪

481
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:10,797
♪ You see ♪

482
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,883
♪ In life I know ♪

483
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,087
MAN:
You got to say yes first.

484
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:21,225
♪ But your love is my relief ♪

485
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:28,483
♪ Tears in my eyes burn ♪

486
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,349
Yes.

487
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:33,070
♪ While I'm waiting,
while I'm waiting for my day ♪

488
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,733
♪ You see ♪

489
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,162
Wait a second.

490
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,333
Ow.

491
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,244
- Let me...
- I got it. I got it. I got it.

492
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,166
- Ow, ow, ow.
- I got it.

493
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,163
- I got it.
- Ow.

494
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,164
Ow!

495
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,001
Okay, you're not gonna
read into this, right, Sara?

496
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,969
I mean, it's just an accident,
nothing more.

497
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,510
No. God, we'll get it refitted.

498
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,634
It's beautiful. I love it.

499
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,061
You... You get changed.
I wanna call Ryan,

500
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,145
tell him you said yes.

501
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,480
Why? Was he worried?

502
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,690
Not about you.

503
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:10,933
About the tour.

504
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,185
He's hoping to fit the honeymoon
into the schedule.

505
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,438
How's Bora Bora sound?

506
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,408
Very... sexy sexy?

507
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:28,788
♪ I don't wanna wait in vain
for your love ♪

508
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:34,757
♪ I don't wanna wait in vain
for your love ♪

509
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,463
♪ I don't wanna wait... ♪

510
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:38,711
- [golf club striking ball]
- MAN: Now, if you're a golfer

511
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,134
on a one-hour lunch break,
you'd use that time up

512
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,302
just getting to the nearest course
out of Manhattan.

513
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,218
All this was a long overdue solution.

514
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:49,684
Formerly a dilapidated pier
and converted just five years ago,

515
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,608
the range offers the inhabitants
of this concrete jungle

516
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,021
the chance to keep
their drives straight,

517
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,860
their short games accurate,

518
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,277
and most of all, brings the joys
and frustrations of golf

519
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,364
back to city folk.

520
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:04,908
This is Nick Roberts,
ESPN News, New York City.

521
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,871
Superb, Nick.
We got it. Thank you.

522
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:10,080
- Artie, gotta run, okay?
- What about the B-roll shot?

523
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,827
- MAN: Paging Sara Lawson.
- No time. Totally jammed with the wedding.

524
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,870
Paging Sara Lawson.
Please come to the front desk.

525
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,292
You come back,
get the B-roll on Friday?

526
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,006
- Yeah. Whatever you say, boss.
- Thank you, sir.

527
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,251
I'm Sara Lawson. Hi.

528
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,924
- How are you?
- Sorry I'm late.

529
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,421
You're down at position number two.

530
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,138
SARA: Oh, right. Bad golfers
all the way down there, right?

531
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,849
Dude, take off. We got it.

532
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,642
♪ Well, well, these days... ♪

533
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,769
Well, hello,
Mr. Marrying Man.

534
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:40,531
- Hi. Uh, where's Lauren?
- Oh, Lauren took the day off.

535
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,820
My name is Sara
and I'm gonna cut your hair today.

536
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:45,610
You know what?

537
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,829
I'm not thrilled with having
that "just cut hair" look

538
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,824
- for my own wedding, so...
- I'm just gonna take a little bit off.

539
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,291
I gotta live with these pictures
the rest of my life.

540
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:52,501
- Just a little bit.
- Please, you know, uh...

541
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,914
♪ It's you ♪

542
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:58,878
♪ And me forever, ah-ah ♪

543
00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,841
♪ Sara ♪

544
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:04,180
♪ Smile ♪

545
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,343
Whoo!

546
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,638
- ♪ Won't you smile awhile for me? ♪
- Forget Charles Street.

547
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,352
Take me to the <i>New York Times</i> building
on 42nd, please.

548
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,971
- Mm-hmm.
- ♪ Sara ♪

549
00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:14,098
[horns honking]

550
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,145
- Whoo!
- [car alarm blaring, horns honk]

551
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,227
JONATHAN: I'm telling you,
I keep running into it.

552
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,819
I keep finding it.
It keeps happening.

553
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,233
She was at the golf range.

554
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,106
She's a big girl now with big hips.
All right?

555
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:26,235
Then I gotta leave
'cause Sara's gonna cut my hair,

556
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,703
and the guy in the taxi,
he's serenading me, <i>Sara.</i>

557
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,198
I'm telling you, the universe
keeps revealing her to me,

558
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,620
screwing with my head.

559
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,960
- You're getting married in three days.
- That's my point.

560
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,375
It's entirely duplicitous.
Think about it.

561
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,044
Why would you risk
your relationship with Halley

562
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,008
just to search for some pipe dream?

563
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,252
Just hear me out, man.

564
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,672
I'm sure that I love Halley, all right?

565
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,514
And maybe every time
you fall in love with somebody,

566
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:52,102
it's a completely different experience,
so it's a mistake to compare them.

567
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,185
- I get it, but...
- Right.

568
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:55,680
All right...

569
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:59,564
It's like Halley is
<i>The Godfather, Part II.</i>

570
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:01,736
She's what?

571
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,356
<i>Godfather, Part II.</i>
That was an incredible movie.

572
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,575
Might be better than the original.
All right?

573
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,489
But no matter how much you love
<i>The Godfather, Part II,</i>

574
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,112
you still have to see the original

575
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,161
to understand and appreciate
the sequel, don't ya?

576
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,867
Come on. Is it too much to ask
of my oldest friend to help me out?

577
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,415
You already got
the fairy-tale marriage.

578
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,208
I'm the best man.

579
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,752
You work in the biggest
newspaper in the world.

580
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,748
- Now, why don't you help me find her?
- Let me tell you something:

581
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,048
Contrary to popular New York myth,
the <i>Times</i> is not omniscient.

582
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,595
I need a last name.
I need a social security number.

583
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,341
- If we find the book...
- It... It's a dead end. You know that.

584
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,762
Unless we search every bookstore
in New York.

585
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,260
You did that. Years ago.

586
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,183
- Do you remember?
- Maybe I missed a store.

587
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,771
Maybe somebody bought it
and sold it back.

588
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,812
Here's the deal. You know what?
I don't want any part of this.

589
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,935
All right?

590
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,372
JONATHAN:
Maybe I am just getting cold feet.

591
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,837
I'm telling you right now,
British women do not age well.

592
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:04,375
You know, I mean, years ago, yes,
she was a luscious treat.

593
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,877
You know, she probably looked like,
you know, Baby Spice.

594
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,549
But now she could look like...

595
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,136
Old Spice.

596
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:29,442
- It's a great haircut.
- Oh. Thanks.

597
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,820
- Tell me you love me.
- I love you.

598
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,914
- Tell me something romantic.
- Like what?

599
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,367
I don't know. Like...

600
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,746
how I'm the only girl in the entire universe
meant for you.

601
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,342
[beeping]

602
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,836
Oh, my God, the dinner!

603
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,847
By the way, I emptied your closet.

604
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,512
We gotta pack for the honeymoon.

605
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,851
[beeping continues]
God, I hate this building.

606
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,141
Shut up!

607
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,014
Don't hit it with the thing.

608
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,516
[beeping continues]

609
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,937
- Jon!
- What?

610
00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,570
I'm gonna go yell at the super.

611
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,905
[door opens and closes]

612
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,415
HALLEY: I don't understand
why this is going off.

613
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,288
You said last week it would be fine.

614
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:07,835
- SUPER: Hey, Jon.
- Hey.

615
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,380
Jesus, this place looks like
a disaster area.

616
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,220
- Thanks, Gerald.
- Gerald, it's in here.

617
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,555
GERALD: I gotta get going. Coming!

618
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:21,474
[raga-rock music plays]

619
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:08,400
Come on! I wanna see!
I wanna see! I wanna see...

620
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,270
I thought you wanted
a round-cut diamond.

621
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:12,691
Why? When did I say that?

622
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,782
I'm not exactly sure. But, I mean,
when we were younger, I think.

623
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:19,243
Oh, God. When I was younger,
I was gonna marry Boris Becker, wasn't I?

624
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,454
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!

625
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,073
- What did you think?
- Well, I mean...

626
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,746
Was that last song
really inspired by my sister?

627
00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,710
Every artist needs his muse.

628
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:30,456
- Who wants to hear the good news?
- Hey, I pay you for the good news.

629
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,458
No. You pay me to keep away
the bad news.

630
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:34,130
Bring it on.

631
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:37,129
Lars' dates in Stockholm sold out
in eight hours.

632
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,846
Wow!

633
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,511
That means we're gonna have to
add some more shows.

634
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,055
So we'll bump Paris
and then we'll...

635
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:45,145
Sorry. Um, I don't wanna
spoil anyone's party,

636
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,355
but Lars and I have already set the dates
for our honeymoon and our wedding,

637
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:50,021
and I've told my patients
when I'm going.

638
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:53,361
Well, baby, your patients can do
without you for a couple weeks.

639
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,445
He's right, Sara. I mean,

640
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,815
a couple of extra weeks in Europe
aren't gonna kill you.

641
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,942
Caroline's just pushing you
to stay longer

642
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,570
'cause she wants us
to house-sit for you guys.

643
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,657
Yeah, thank you. I was going to ask her
when she was drunk.

644
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:07,250
- Actually, that's a great idea.
- Yeah?

645
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:11,964
Yes! Come on, Kip. Let's get out of here
before Sara changes Lars' mind.

646
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:16,168
- I said something wrong?
- No, it's...

647
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:20,263
I've just got a very detailed schedule,
and my patients are important too.

648
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:22,178
I don't like changing the dates
at the last minute.

649
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,049
You know what I mean?

650
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,050
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

651
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,304
But I really need you to approve
these T-shirt designs for Australia.

652
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,930
- Oh, no problem.
- You don't mind, do you?

653
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,728
- Can we do this later?
- Yeah.

654
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,145
She don't mind.

655
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,445
That's chamomile for you ladies.
Nice and hot.

656
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,613
- Very good.
- But, Eve...

657
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,158
Sara, it was a movie poster.
It's no big deal.

658
00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,121
It's peculiar though, right?
Don't you think?

659
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,537
Look, I thought you were through
with all this New Age bullshit

660
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:32,627
like horoscopes and feng-shui
and all that crap.

661
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:36,965
Eve, for someone who owns a New Age store,
you are alarmingly earthbound.

662
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,799
Oh, yeah?
And for a shrink-in-training,

663
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,964
you are a little bit crazy.
I'll tell you that much.

664
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,214
WOMAN: Excuse me.
Do you carry the Casanova candle?

665
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:45,931
Yes. As a matter of fact, we do.

666
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:50,474
You know what? Check on the shelf
across from the Caligula incense.

667
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,689
And they're on sale,
so today's your lucky day.

668
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,934
Great. You see, that Is what happens

669
00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:57,731
when people get hooked
on the New Age life.

670
00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,446
They end up sitting at home
burning candles for Mr. Right,

671
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:04,318
when Mr. Good Enough For Right Now
is waiting at the corner bar.

672
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:07,241
- [giggling]
- Hi. Oh, yeah.

673
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,863
She's a pain in the ass.

674
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,208
- And I gotta find her.
- I've been here three years.

675
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,205
- So this is...
- Yeah, I understand.

676
00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,754
But your computer... your computer system
has been here for a long time.

677
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,968
I think... I think you're just
wasting my time, sir.

678
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,586
- No, no. Here's the thing.
- There's nothing I can do.

679
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,054
- It's very crucial.
- You cannot be over here.

680
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,674
You cannot come over
to this side of the counter.

681
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,347
- Please don't cross this line.
- I understand.

682
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,560
- Thank you.
- We're off to a bad start here.

683
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,178
All I really need, if you could, is just

684
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,226
if you could enter this account number
in the computer

685
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,349
and just tell me her name.

686
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,646
Oh, I see.
When you put it that way...

687
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:38,734
No.

688
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,818
All right.

689
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:41,654
Would 20 bucks help?

690
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,865
It might if I was a health inspector.

691
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,859
Listen, this is really important.

692
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,656
Oh, boy, did it again.
Crossed the line.

693
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,201
You have to remain on the other side
of the register.

694
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,450
I don't wanna say it again.
Remain on that side. Thank you.

695
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,168
Let's bottom-line this, huh?
What's it gonna take?

696
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,252
I have to have the name.

697
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,801
Well, I was a little short
on my weekly sales draw.

698
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:04,260
- Were you?
- I'm just mentioning.

699
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:10,559
Okay. Um, I'm going to, uh...
[muttering]

700
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,725
- Uh-uh.
- Look where my feet are. All right?

701
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,690
- A lovely choice, sir.
- Thank you.

702
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,448
The account number was 029351...

703
00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:28,785
I thought you said you were gonna
help with my weekly draw.

704
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,951
The tie's worth $95.
We're still 700 short.

705
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,243
$700?

706
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,331
- 700.
- That's extortion.

707
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:38,078
- That's good salesmanship, sir.
- [sighs]

708
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,171
What do I need?
Ring it up.

709
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,916
- Well, we have a purple tie.
- Mm-hmm.

710
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,792
What would go with a purple tie?

711
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:47,136
I look like a magician.

712
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,882
All right, you horrible little man.

713
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,805
I bought the entire spring line.
Okay, you happy?

714
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,052
Now, look her up.

715
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,599
I already did.

716
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,099
It was a dead account.
There's no information in our computers.

717
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,441
- You give me that!
- Hey, chase me.

718
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,936
- Chase you? What? Are you insane?
- Don't cross the line!

719
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:06,439
- You crossed the line!
- Stop saying that or I will cut you!

720
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,112
Now, you better find a way
to help me right now!

721
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,031
- I can suggest another option.
- Suggest it fast.

722
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,870
When our customers
apply for a credit card,

723
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:15,365
the hard copies go to
our storage facility in Queens.

724
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,210
All you need is the account number,
which you already have,

725
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,545
and you can find her application.

726
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:23,460
However, you need an employee
to get you in.

727
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,551
You need an employee...

728
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,215
to get you In.

729
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:34,930
Crocodile.

730
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:39,101
[train passing]

731
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,035
Hal.

732
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,532
- Halley.
- [moans]

733
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,083
- Ah.
- [can pops open]

734
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:27,236
[sitar playing]

735
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,744
[raga-rock music]

736
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:46,289
A natural.

737
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,417
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Really natural.

738
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,429
- No, no, no. Cut, cut, cut.
- What's the problem?

739
00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:02,056
The problem is you can't fend off an army
of bloodthirsty Vikings with a shehnai.

740
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,057
- It's illogical.
- No, see... no, no.

741
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,026
See, you're lulling them into submission
with the music.

742
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:10,488
That's the whole point of the song, really.
Mystic Surrender.

743
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,030
You don't think he looks like
he hates the music?

744
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:18,405
No. Hey.

745
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,749
[song continues]

746
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,493
Hey, baby.

747
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:26,462
Now, this guy, he's-he's like
Alec Guinness. So good.

748
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:29,173
<i>Star Wars.</i>
Obi-wan.

749
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,590
All right, right here, what are they doing?
What's their attitude?

750
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,304
What are they thinking?
Who are these people?

751
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,515
I tell you, they're in awe
and they're speechless.

752
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:41,852
And they're just grateful and underfed.
Underpaid. [chuckles]

753
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,472
Why don't they ask me
to stay in the village and have a feast?

754
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:47,442
- Yeah. Sara, hey.
- Hey.

755
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,936
- Can we talk for a sec?
- Sure.

756
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,939
Okay, yeah, I'm going to split, guys.

757
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,282
Lars, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna talk to the director,

758
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,448
and I'm gonna have him tweak
that whole section.

759
00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:00,538
- It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
- Tell him about the feast.

760
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:06,286
- What's going on?
- I lost my keys yesterday.

761
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,662
Oh, that's a drag.

762
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,006
And I've just found them in the freezer.

763
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,375
I don't get it. Is that a joke?

764
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:16,721
No, Lars, it's not a joke.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.

765
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:20,888
It's the wedding plans
and the tour and my patients.

766
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,476
It's just a bit too much to deal with.

767
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,644
Okay, Sara, look. We're leaving
for Toronto in the morning...

768
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,937
- ...so don't fall apart on me now.
- I know, I know, I know, I know.

769
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:31,569
And that's why I think I need a little break.

770
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,105
What do you mean, a little break?

771
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,903
No, not that kind of little break.

772
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:39,994
I just mean a weekend away
to recharge my batteries and clear my head.

773
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:43,411
Hey, this has nothing to do
with the other night.

774
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:47,002
I just need this.
I need it for me.

775
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,291
But I won't go unless you say It's okay.

776
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,799
- It's okay.
- Thank you.

777
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:57,671
Okay. Where are you going?
Where are you going?

778
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,933
Oh, I don't know.
New York, maybe.

779
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:11,685
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. [gasps]

780
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,359
Are you serious?
Get out of town.

781
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,106
Yeah, that's the idea.

782
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,530
- Thanks. Talk to you soon.
- Okay.

783
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,244
This is unbelievable. Oh, my God.

784
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,785
Sara, really, this is
way too generous of you.

785
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,410
Oh, come on. Can't a girl do something nice
for her friend on her birthday?

786
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,377
And there's no ulterior motives?

787
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,131
Well, yeah.

788
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,500
I'm getting married in a week

789
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,961
and I'd just like to have one last fling
with my best friend

790
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,257
before I walk down the aisle.

791
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,256
It's so sweet. But, you know,
you're really not my type.

792
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,098
- Oh, thanks.
- [laughs]

793
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:46,185
- We're going to New York?
- Yeah. Yay!

794
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,977
♪ I want you to get together ♪

795
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,236
♪ I want you to get together ♪

796
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,585
♪ I want you to get together ♪

797
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,008
♪ Put your hands together
one time ♪

798
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,056
♪ I want you to get together ♪

799
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,723
♪ I want you to get together ♪

800
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,519
Hey! Excuse me.

801
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,939
- Why so tense?
- Because you're freaking me out, all right?

802
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:37,858
- Is there another space you can be in?
- Oh. <i>Excusez-moi.</i>

803
00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,447
- Uh-huh.
- And what is it you do?

804
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,614
Well, my sales clerk friend,
I happen to write for a little publication.

805
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,533
Maybe you've heard of it.
It's called the <i>New York Times.</i>

806
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,576
- Oh.
- Yeah.

807
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:48,993
[cell phone ringing]

808
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,623
[ring]

809
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,247
[ring, beep]

810
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,634
Hello. Who?

811
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:03,550
Dean?
And who may I say is calling?

812
00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,721
Uh-huh? Hang on.
Your editor.

813
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,639
Hi. No.

814
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,935
Didn't get... Didn't get a chance
to write that one. Uh...

815
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,809
Didn't... Didn't write that one either.

816
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:19,438
Uh, with all due respect, sir,
they'll all still be dead tomorrow.

817
00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:23,236
Okay. Thank you.
Bye-bye.

818
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,988
- You write for the obituaries.
- Absolutely. Yeah.

819
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,581
- Hmm. You must be very proud.
- Uh-huh. I'm the one with the last word.

820
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:31,700
- Not tonight.
- Yes, I am.

821
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:32,871
- I don't think so.
- Absolutely.

822
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,085
- Fat chance.
- Still talking.

823
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,544
- Last line.
- Yeah, right here.

824
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,038
[Jonathan yelling]

825
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,841
I don't know. I don't know.
My eyes are killing me.

826
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,506
My eyes are killing me.
Tell me these numbers match.

827
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:43,593
Here, I'll tell you.

828
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:45,008
- Let me see.
- Don't do that.

829
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:47,723
- Ah-ah!
- Is it 0293?

830
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:50,764
- 0293. Congratulations.
- You got it?

831
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,181
- I think you found her.
- No way.

832
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,772
Too bad the last name's
completely smudged out, though.

833
00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:59,186
Well, it's his fault.
It was his thumb.

834
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,654
When he grabbed it,
his thumb went right across the...

835
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:02,692
right across the name.

836
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,861
Completely. I'm kidding.
It was smudged in my hand.

837
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:05,984
- Would you stop it?
- It's just a little joke.

838
00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:07,451
That's carbon paper for you.

839
00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:09,867
I guess that's why America rejected it.

840
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,115
What's that address?
Is that her address?

841
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,787
That's seven years ago, man.

842
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,625
So go to the building leasing office

843
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,712
and you'll find out who lived there
seven years ago.

844
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,830
It ain't rocket science.

845
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,666
Thank you.

846
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,678
WOMAN, ON P. A: The white zone
is for the immediate loading

847
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:32,552
and unloading of passengers only.
No parking.

848
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,474
- Hi.
- Hey.

849
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,723
- Where to?
- Yeah, where are we going?

850
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,976
Uh, okay, take us...

851
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,069
- ...anywhere in New York.
- Excuse me?

852
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,155
Anywhere.
Wherever you feel like going.

853
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,649
- That's not a destination, lady.
- Wait. You didn't make reservations?

854
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:50,245
- Um, okay, Eve, please don't get mad at me.
- What?

855
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,955
Oh, no. I cannot believe this.

856
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:54,369
I need a borough here, ladies.

857
00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:56,743
Look, I was gonna tell you
when we got on the plane.

858
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,040
You know what?
That's really sneaky of you, Sara.

859
00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:03,587
- I'm not a bloody psychic.
- Eve, wait! Wait!

860
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,084
Hold on one second.

861
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,054
- Eve. Eve!
- You tricked me.

862
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:09,388
I knew you wouldn't come
if I told you the truth.

863
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:11,007
And I needed my best friend with me.

864
00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:12,599
What are you doing, Sara?

865
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:16,687
Honestly, Sara, I don't understand
you anymore, okay?

866
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:20,182
Please, tell me something.
Tell me anything that makes

867
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,730
just a little bit of sense.

868
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:30,027
I've just spent the entire flight
staring into the sky, thinking.

869
00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:34,201
Not about my fiancé,
but about this mystery guy I met

870
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,290
a million and a half hours ago.

871
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,961
A guy I don't even remember,
except for this...

872
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,831
vague picture I have inside my head.

873
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:47,543
It was just a few seconds.
A fragment, really.

874
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:50,217
And it was like...

875
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:55,935
in that moment, the whole universe existed
just to bring us together.

876
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,813
That's why I'm here.

877
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:03,730
That's why I'm gonna let fate
take me wherever it wants to go.

878
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,228
Because when all this is over,

879
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,481
at least I'm never gonna have
to think of him ever again.

880
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,992
Let's just pray he's a bald fascist

881
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:14,738
who picks his nose and wipes it
under the car seat.

882
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,162
- Hi.
- Hi.

883
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,755
Could you hold on?

884
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,021
Where ya goin'?

885
00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:45,359
You better be buying me one friggin'
big birthday cake, that's all I gotta say.

886
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,103
Could I get your destination, please?

887
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:50,197
- The Waldorf, I guess.
- Finally she gets it.

888
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:56,491
Okay, we are going... that way.

889
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,114
And I'm gonna follow you.

890
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,292
Come on, you can do it yourself.
Just open up the computer and look into it.

891
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,207
I'm not even sure that I can
give you this information.

892
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:05,455
Yes, you can. Why can't you?

893
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:08,003
Because I'm just a temp, okay?
I don't know the rules.

894
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,797
Couple of months out of college, you're acting
like you're part of the establishment.

895
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:14,343
No, no, no, no, no...
What about privacy law, huh?

896
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,841
Forget about privacy laws.
You know what privacy laws do?

897
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:18,592
- No.
- They protect millionaires.

898
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:19,719
Do you know who those millionaires are?

899
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,721
- Who?
- Tell him who they are.

900
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,723
- Tell him.
- Kids your age.

901
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:27,318
Pimple-faced college dropouts
who have made unhealthy sums of money

902
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:30,313
forming Internet companies
that create no concrete products,

903
00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:33,157
provide no viable services
and still manage to generate profits

904
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,993
for all of its lazy, day-trading,
son-of-a-bitch shareholders.

905
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:39,329
Meanwhile, as a tortured member
of the disenfranchised proletariat,

906
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:43,167
you tind some altruistic need
to protect these digital plantation owners?

907
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:45,377
Wow. Come on.

908
00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,873
♪ Put your hands together one time ♪

909
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,124
Come on.

910
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:55,922
- You guys want the tenant on record in 1994?
- December, to be exact.

911
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,396
- There's your tenant.
- Sebastian Mig-non?

912
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,186
No. Mignon. It's French.

913
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,434
No, we're looking for someone
named Sara in that apartment.

914
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,357
You got the right one?

915
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,275
Maybe he was her boyfriend.

916
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,776
Thanks. Hey, you did the right thing.
Really, you did.

917
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,277
Good work, pal.

918
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,405
You got it.
M-i-g-n-o-n.

919
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,407
You got it? There you go.

920
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,577
Thank you so much, Sally.
You gotta love her.

921
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:26,668
- Where is he?
- Brooklyn.

922
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:28,253
- [dog barks]
- Okay, let's, uh...

923
00:49:28,257 --> 00:49:29,713
- Let's grab a subway.
- Wait a minute. Wait.

924
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,706
Aren't you forgetting about something?

925
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,959
- Uh, what?
- Wedding rehearsal. Bachelor party.

926
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:34,631
- Plenty of time. Plenty of time. Come on.
- You sure?

927
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:37,004
- Yes. Gotta go to Brooklyn. Come on.
- [barks]

928
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:43,268
Okay, uh...
[gasps] Prada!

929
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:44,728
Oh, my God!

930
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,065
Ooh! Prada!

931
00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:51,981
[gasps] Ooh, I love this stuff.

932
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,321
- That's $20.
- 20 bucks?

933
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,816
Eve, that's a horrific knockoff.

934
00:49:56,827 --> 00:50:00,319
At least my fake says Prada.
Yours says Prado.

935
00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:04,244
Yeah? Well, I say for a dollar,
I can buy a little magic marker and fix that.

936
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,663
I'll take it. 20 bucks?

937
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,412
Right back here.
Here you go.

938
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,415
Two buckets of balls for the price of one
at the Chelsea Piers today.

939
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,166
- So where are we going to now?
- I don't know.

940
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,089
- Lady, lady, you're a golfer?
- I feel like... I feel something.

941
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,961
- Wanna play golf? Two for the price of one.
- Right where I'm standing.

942
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:19,929
Hey! Who are you?

943
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:24,143
Can you believe that?
Two bucket of... Whoa!

944
00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:28,272
Will you help me up, ma'am?
Yeah, yeah, help me up.

945
00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,267
- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Is the ball okay?

946
00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:33,109
Yeah, the back of the head.
Is that all right?

947
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:36,105
Oh, my. Goodness gracious.

948
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:37,526
I'm all right. Thank you.
Can you get the flyers?

949
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,446
- Here you go.
- All right.

950
00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:42,699
- It's a signal.
- Two buckets of balls.

951
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,080
- Taxi!
- Sara!

952
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,034
They should make pills for this.

953
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,886
He's gotta be here.

954
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,804
He's got to be here. I can feel it.

955
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:27,240
- Excuse me. Miss?
- Yeah?

956
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:30,914
- You're blocking my shot.
- Oh.

957
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,250
Oh. Sorry.

958
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:44,507
This is Nick Roberts,
ESPN News, New York City.

959
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,306
- Oh!
- EVE: Do you know who plays golf?

960
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:51,431
Guys who are too fat to play tennis.

961
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,603
Like that guy.

962
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,522
MAN ♪1:
Well, this is a special occasion.

963
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,612
After all, how many times in your life
is your son gonna get married?

964
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,197
MAN ♪2:
Well said.

965
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,441
You wanna know
why I love this game?

966
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,159
- No. Why?
- I'll tell ya.

967
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:08,827
You can take years off from playing
and still come back strong.

968
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,618
Well, me, I haven't played
in over five years.

969
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:12,709
You're kidding.

970
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:18,041
- Ow!
- Ooh!

971
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:19,167
- Are you all right?
- I'm okay.

972
00:52:19,178 --> 00:52:20,213
Sorry up there.

973
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,176
- Eve, look out!
- Go.

974
00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:24,843
- Oh!
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

975
00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,966
I'm, so sorr...
Are you okay?

976
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,218
SARA: Please say something.
Say something.

977
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,436
EVE: I think I swallowed a filling.

978
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,305
Thank you for letting us in.

979
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:37,060
Now, Mr. Mignon, we have an odd
and somewhat personal question to ask you.

980
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:38,561
Mignon.

981
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,818
Mr. Mignon.

982
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,816
Mignon. Like the meat.

983
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,908
Mr. Mignon, a few years ago,
did you live with a girl, first name Sara?

984
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,498
Attractive, dark hair,
kind of, like, mysterious,

985
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,584
you know, really amazing girl.

986
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,747
<i>Oui.</i>

987
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,620
Do you know where we can
locate this individual?

988
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,672
No, I do not.

989
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:01,418
- Do you remember her last name?
- No.

990
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:03,544
Oh, come on. You don't even remember
the last name of your ex-girlfriend?

991
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:04,886
I mean, I find that hard to believe.

992
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:06,676
[scoffs]
You don't understand anything.

993
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,972
She was not my girlfriend.
She was just, uh, a roommate.

994
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:12,014
She stayed with me
for a very short period of time.

995
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:15,014
- She was placed with me by...
- A roommate finder's service?

996
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:18,768
<i>Oui, oui, oui.</i> She stayed with me
with her boyfriend for a few months...

997
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:22,863
- I don't care about him.
- And then he moved out very quickly.

998
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,528
And at the end of the year,
she moved out too. That's it.

999
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,697
Yeah, but did she leave
anything behind,

1000
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,287
maybe with her last name on it,
like a receipt, a bill?

1001
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:32,622
- Like a piece of luggage?
- No. No, no.

1002
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,491
Anything would help, really.
Anything.

1003
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,916
I remember she sat on me.

1004
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,674
She... She sat on you?

1005
00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:46,637
Yes. She sat on me for a while.

1006
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,506
I found her...

1007
00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,474
inspiring.

1008
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:55,804
I guess this is why I started
painting her in the first place.

1009
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,398
Oh. She sat for you.
I'm sorry.

1010
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,189
That is what I said.

1011
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,107
- That's what he said.
- Right.

1012
00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:04,571
- That's what I said.
- Clearly.

1013
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,328
Do you happen to have the painting?

1014
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:19,537
Hey, now you're gonna see
what it's all about.

1015
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:20,833
You know, you see her face.

1016
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:23,252
Okay. Yeah.

1017
00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,839
This is her, yes?

1018
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,765
Yeah, sure.
Around the eyes a little.

1019
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:33,885
I mean, I'm definitely getting
the British thing,

1020
00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,012
you know, with the crown
and the scepter.

1021
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,438
Do you have a name
for the roommate finder's service?

1022
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:39,773
- They would have the information.
- Absolutely.

1023
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:43,235
- Yes. You have that name?
- No, I do not.

1024
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:48,191
But if it helps, I do remember
where the service was located.

1025
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,908
- Absolutely!
- Yes! Where? Where?

1026
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:55,247
- Manhattan.
- Where in Manhattan, Mr. Mignon?

1027
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,535
On 60th Street.

1028
00:54:56,543 --> 00:55:01,037
- Eastside or Westside?
- It was just next to that...

1029
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:05,382
on the left of that splendid
little patisserie,

1030
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:06,921
Serendipity.

1031
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,466
That's it.

1032
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,721
[police siren in distance]

1033
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:18,266
Get... Get ready.

1034
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:22,474
Happy birthday.
It's on the house.

1035
00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:23,726
Thank you.

1036
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:28,022
Thanks. [laughs]

1037
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,323
Oh, I'm a god-awful friend.

1038
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,160
- No, you will be if you sing.
- [laughs]

1039
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,160
Eve, thanks so much
for coming with me.

1040
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,578
You're welcome.

1041
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,454
Sara, you know,
it's a wonderful thought.

1042
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,005
The idea that all of life,

1043
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,341
that every single event
is all part of some master plan

1044
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:51,087
designed to lead us
to our universal soul mate.

1045
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:54,841
But if that's really true,
then what's the point of living?

1046
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:57,184
Or making decisions?

1047
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,098
Hell, why should we even get out of bed
in the morning?

1048
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:00,972
For the cake?

1049
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,146
No. Not for the cake.

1050
00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:06,268
So that you make mistakes.

1051
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,192
Mistakes like this trip.

1052
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,362
And if you're smart enough,
you learn from your mistakes.

1053
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,701
You figure it out.
You... You think.

1054
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:18,118
You... You realize that life isn't
some elaborate stage play

1055
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:21,288
with directions for the actors.
Life's a mess, Sara.

1056
00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:24,458
It's... It's chaos personified.

1057
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,629
I have to give it all up now, don't I?

1058
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:35,723
Sara, you have a fiancé
who, despite his weird Eastern music,

1059
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:39,719
which we hope is just a phase,
let's hope,

1060
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,062
loves you very, very, very much.

1061
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:44,056
It's not giving up. It's growing up.

1062
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,267
[sighs]

1063
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:52,815
Let's get out of here.

1064
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,733
Yeah.

1065
00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:13,426
- Here's one.
- Ooh, catch it.

1066
00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:26,269
- It's a bridal shop.
- Oh, my God. The irony.

1067
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,437
Wait right here. I'll be right back.

1068
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,855
- Why?
- Stay here.

1069
00:57:34,034 --> 00:57:35,990
- Time, please?
- Uh, about 7:30.

1070
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,325
Right. Right.

1071
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,627
They moved downtown. If we get lucky
with traffic, we can still hit it.

1072
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,374
- What time is rehearsal?
- Can't do it.

1073
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:54,297
- Taxi!
- It's over, man.

1074
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,761
What?

1075
00:57:56,765 --> 00:57:58,221
- What are you talking about?
- How can I ignore that?

1076
00:57:58,225 --> 00:57:59,635
"Bless the goddamn bride"?

1077
00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:01,725
- What?
- It can't get any more clearer than this.

1078
00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:04,515
I'm not supposed to be doing this.
It's not in the cards.

1079
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,060
It's just...
Hey, it's another one of your clues, man.

1080
00:58:07,067 --> 00:58:08,807
Let's talk about it in the cab
on the way over. Let's go.

1081
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:11,561
It's not a clue. It's a sign.

1082
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:12,686
Well, what's the difference?

1083
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:15,735
A clue is what a detective uses
to find a suspect.

1084
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:17,482
The receipt, the warehouse,
that French guy...

1085
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,155
- Uh-huh.
- Those are clues. This is a sign.

1086
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,323
Me never finding the book, that's a sign.

1087
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,663
Sara never finding the $5.00 bill,
that's a sign.

1088
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,079
How could something not happening
be a sign?

1089
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:29,119
Maybe the absence of signs is a sign.

1090
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:31,459
Isn't it?

1091
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:33,255
That's lucid.

1092
00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:35,251
Look, I don't know, man.
Maybe there is no fate.

1093
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:37,924
And if there is,
it's not working for me.

1094
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:42,553
You know, it's not actually supposed
to end this way, by the way.

1095
00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:45,268
We're supposed to pull the curtain
and see the wizard, all right?

1096
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:47,638
- Get to the end of the river.
- This is the end of the river.

1097
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,685
My wedding rehearsal starts
in less than an hour.

1098
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,354
My bride is waiting for me.

1099
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,942
Let me... Let me ask you
something here, okay?

1100
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,278
If Sara were here right now,
poof, came down,

1101
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:56,772
what would she tell you to do?

1102
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:58,865
She would tell me to run,
not walk to the Waldorf

1103
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,359
because all the signs point to me
getting married.

1104
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,952
Look. Wedding dress.
Lots of white.

1105
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,571
Okay, I hate to state the obvious...

1106
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,538
- State it.
- Okay.

1107
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:10,085
If you don't do this,
you may never find out who Sara is.

1108
00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:12,542
Maybe I was never supposed to.

1109
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,332
Maybe all this is just a maze

1110
00:59:15,343 --> 00:59:18,835
designed to lead me directly back
to where I started.

1111
00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:23,469
Which Is getting married.

1112
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,101
They should make pills for this.

1113
00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:31,973
[elevator bell dings]

1114
00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:37,775
- Halley?
- Oh, my God. Eve!

1115
00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:41,651
What a crazy coincidence!
How are you?

1116
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,071
- Good.
- Oh, my God.

1117
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:47,449
Sara, can you believe
that I was Halley's R.A. in college?

1118
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:50,667
Isn't that funny?
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Sara.

1119
00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,831
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

1120
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:55,751
Oh, my gosh. What's it been,
like eight or nine years or something.

1121
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,715
Eve was, uh...
I went to B.U. with Eve.

1122
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,927
- Well, isn't that wonderful?
- Yeah. How about that?

1123
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,137
So what are you doing here?

1124
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,677
- I'm getting married tomorrow.
- You are?

1125
01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,470
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.

1126
01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,059
- Congratulations.
- Wow!

1127
01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:10,770
- Thanks.
- In this hotel?

1128
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,935
Yeah, at 12 noon.
We're actually going to rehearsal.

1129
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:16,527
- Why don't you come watch?
- Why don't you go?

1130
01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:18,277
Okay, sure. I would love
to come and watch.

1131
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:22,695
And you can bring your...
partner if you want.

1132
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:26,286
- Oh!
- Oh! [laughs] No, no.

1133
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:28,826
I have to go upstairs and call my fiancé...

1134
01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:33,210
- ...who's a man. [laughs]
- Oh! You must be very proud.

1135
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:36,171
- Okay, so have a good one.
- Okay.

1136
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,584
- I'll see you later.
- Okay, good. Okay, bye.

1137
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:41,464
Good-bye, my sweet lesbian lady lover.

1138
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,883
I'm just kidding.
It's a joke between us.

1139
01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:57,643
Lars?

1140
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:01,604
What are you doing?

1141
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:04,153
How did you know where I was?

1142
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:07,244
- Intuition.
- Really?

1143
01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:11,407
No. I went through
the New York hotel guide.

1144
01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:14,581
Alphabetically, in reverse.
I started with "Z."

1145
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,045
Sara, I missed you so much.

1146
01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,504
I'm sorry. I don't blame you
for running away.

1147
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:27,010
I was so... focused
on the album, the video.

1148
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,807
I, Jonathan, take you, Halley,
to be my wife,

1149
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,600
and I promise to love and sustain you

1150
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:37,645
in the bonds of marriage
from this day forward.

1151
01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:39,483
[dialogue fades out]

1152
01:01:57,881 --> 01:02:00,372
And obviously, Jonathan,
you'll be looking at Halley.

1153
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,463
[laughter]

1154
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:04,460
And that's when the actual ceremony
will conclude.

1155
01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:05,677
- Excuse me.
- What?

1156
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,886
Well, look, I need some help over here.

1157
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:09,882
And then... then you're married.

1158
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,384
- Hal, who's that girl over there?
- Huh?

1159
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:15,558
- Oh, that's my old friend Eve.
- Oh.

1160
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,430
WOMAN:
Okay, everyone, that's a wrap.

1161
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,728
And now make sure to be here
tomorrow morning

1162
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,146
at 9:00 sharp for pictures.

1163
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:23,486
Yes, yes. I hate to break up a good thing,

1164
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,481
but we have half a dozen strippers
waiting for us. We're late.

1165
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,653
- You mean "exotic dancers."
- No, no. I actually mean "strippers,"

1166
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,573
- the women who take off everything.
- Listen, I'll see you men at 9:00.

1167
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,071
But remember, I promised Judy
I'd be home by 10:00.

1168
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,039
Fantastic, Mr. McKinley.
It gives you an hour to get crazy.

1169
01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:37,159
- Okay, let's get into it.
- WOMAN: Hello, darling.

1170
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:40,754
Uh, Dean, before you take Jon and Dad off
to your male-bonding ritual,

1171
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,088
I need to talk to him.

1172
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:45,174
Okay. Beautiful bride.
I'll be in the cab.

1173
01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:50,802
- Hi. I want you to meet Jon.
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

1174
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,720
I would love for you
to come tomorrow.

1175
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:56,436
- We'd feel terrible if you didn't.
- Really?

1176
01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:57,929
- Yeah.
- That's so sweet.

1177
01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,351
And it's tomorrow at noon?

1178
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,190
Yeah, and you can bring
your friend if you want.

1179
01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,775
- Okay.
- Be there.

1180
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,734
Wow. I'll be there.

1181
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,109
Thank you. That's so nice.

1182
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,778
- See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow. Nice to meet you.

1183
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,696
Okay, bye. Bye. See you.

1184
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:17,119
- Halley, what is it? What's wrong?
- It's you.

1185
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,788
What do you mean, it's me?
What did I do?

1186
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,753
Nothing, exactly.
It's just this feeling I have, like...

1187
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,123
like you've been somewhere else
for the past few days.

1188
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:28,002
- That's not true.
- Don't lie to me, Jonathan.

1189
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:34,386
I've dreamed about this
my entire life, and... and...

1190
01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:37,227
I've imagined the dress and the flowers

1191
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:40,063
and even the music
the band was gonna play.

1192
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:43,354
And everything is
exactly the way I want it,

1193
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:44,476
except for my fiancé,

1194
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,819
who's just decided to float off
to Never-Never Land.

1195
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:49,235
Look, maybe I've been
a little bit out of it the past week,

1196
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:51,483
but it's just normal, you know, guy stuff.

1197
01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,155
It's a little cold feet.
Doesn't mean I don't love you.

1198
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,996
Well, call me crazy, but I'd like
my fiancé's feet to be warm,

1199
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:59,162
especially when we're hours
from going down the aisle.

1200
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,996
I'm sorry, Hal. Really, I am.

1201
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:10,882
Whatever it is that you're holding on to,
please just let it go.

1202
01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:13,675
Please.

1203
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,342
I think it already let go of me, okay?

1204
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,185
Wait. Wait one second.

1205
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:28,437
- What's this?
- What do you think?

1206
01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:31,281
It's the traditional groom's gift.

1207
01:04:31,284 --> 01:04:33,866
I got yours, and I forgot to bring it.

1208
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,906
I know. It's okay.

1209
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,120
Open it.

1210
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,711
It's a first edition.

1211
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:49,299
It's just that every time
we go into a bookstore,

1212
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,213
you're always flipping through it.

1213
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,803
And I checked this week.
You don't even have a copy.

1214
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,978
What's wrong?
Don't you like it?

1215
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,399
It's perfect.

1216
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:17,326
It's an excellent choice.

1217
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:27,708
♪ When you know ♪

1218
01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:30,374
♪ That you know ♪

1219
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,709
♪ Who you love ♪

1220
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,545
♪ You can't deny it ♪

1221
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:37,922
What's going on?
Are you all right?

1222
01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:42,177
- Her name's Sara Thomas.
- What?

1223
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:45,893
How did...

1224
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,356
Halley gave It to me as a wedding gift.

1225
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:56,574
♪ Never let him go ♪

1226
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,776
♪ 'Cause you know ♪

1227
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,245
♪ And you know ♪

1228
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:03,998
[touch-tone dialing]
♪ That you know ♪

1229
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,038
Sally?

1230
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,037
♪ When you feel ♪

1231
01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:11,084
It's Dean from Obits. Hey.

1232
01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:13,208
Uh, I need an address
for a Sara Thomas.

1233
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,959
S-a-r-a T-h-o-m-a-s.

1234
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,591
Uh, I got an old phone number.

1235
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,513
♪ Of your heart ♪

1236
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,383
Yeah, we'll hold.

1237
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,306
♪ You can wait... ♪

1238
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:27,147
LARS: Hang on.
Sir, can you pull this thing over?

1239
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,481
I can't hear a thing.

1240
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:32,444
Honey, just one second.
Okay, go. What?

1241
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,570
What?

1242
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,906
♪ Once you come this close ♪

1243
01:06:36,910 --> 01:06:40,243
We have to cancel Dusseldorf.
Why?

1244
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,113
We have to cancel Stockholm?

1245
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,831
♪ That you know ♪

1246
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:54,417
♪ You can feel love's around you ♪

1247
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:59,547
♪ Like the sky round the moon ♪

1248
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:04,722
♪ This is how love has found you ♪

1249
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:10,019
♪ Now you know what to do ♪

1250
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,187
♪ When you know ♪

1251
01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:19,237
Oh. Look at those stars.

1252
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,905
They all have names, you know.

1253
01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,454
I don't know what that is.

1254
01:07:40,807 --> 01:07:42,718
It's Cassiopeia.

1255
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:49,387
The... stars in the sky.

1256
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:53,233
It's... It's Cassiopeia.

1257
01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:05,153
You realize with the time delay,

1258
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:07,405
if our return flight takes off
more than ten minutes late,

1259
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:10,329
I miss my own wedding, okay?
Does that bother you in the slightest?

1260
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,169
You are a jackass.

1261
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:17,415
- Well, thank you.
- You are. You...

1262
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:20,339
Y-Y-You're my hero, you know?

1263
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:23,133
You're like my oracle and shit,
you know?

1264
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,974
You're out there, man,
and you're making it happen.

1265
01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:29,719
Courtney moved out.

1266
01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:38,899
- What?
- Yeah. It's... Look, man. [sighs]

1267
01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:41,067
We'd been fighting for a really long time.

1268
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,694
- Why didn't you tell me?
- We didn't want to ruin your wedding, man.

1269
01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:48,867
It would just... Didn't want
to rain on your parade, man.

1270
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,786
What the...
What the hell happened?

1271
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:54,536
We just...
We let it slip away, you know?

1272
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,788
That's the point. It...

1273
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,919
You know, it died.

1274
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:01,884
- We died.
- What was the cause of death?

1275
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:07,633
Not enough of all of this, of this, of this.

1276
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,977
And not enough, you know? Do you...

1277
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,141
[sighs] Do you remember
the philosopher Epictetus?

1278
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,514
- You remember what he said?
- No, of course not.

1279
01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:16,106
He said, "If you want to improve,

1280
01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:18,977
be content to be thought
foolish and stupid."

1281
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,444
That's what you've done.

1282
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:26,067
- I work hard at it.
- Now I want to be a jackass.

1283
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:28,198
You know?

1284
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,871
You're the shit!

1285
01:09:31,501 --> 01:09:33,833
That would be me, the shit.

1286
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,578
DEAN:
Yeah. He's the shit. Okay.

1287
01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,601
[soft rock music playing]

1288
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:06,199
♪ If that's the thing that you feel ♪

1289
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:10,366
♪ If we'll always be like this ♪

1290
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,208
You know what, old buddy?

1291
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,207
On second thought,
maybe you should call first.

1292
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,300
- What are you talking about?
- Give her a ring. It's more polite that way.

1293
01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:26,669
Calling her gives her a chance
to clean up, you know.

1294
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,467
I don't care how clean her house Is!

1295
01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:30,465
- She might. She might.
- What are you talking about?

1296
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,512
- You told me to go! You said I was your hero!
- I forbid you to look.

1297
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,226
I forbid you to look. You can't look.

1298
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:36,596
Why are you Van Gundy?

1299
01:10:36,607 --> 01:10:38,893
- I don't want you to get hurt. Don't get hurt!
- I won't get hurt.

1300
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,812
- Listen, don't get hurt!
- You're hurting me! Oof!

1301
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:22,312
- I think that went very well.
- [sighs]

1302
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,858
Didn't... Didn't she say that everything
happens for a reason?

1303
01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:29,073
- Yeah, she did.
- Well, maybe we're laying here because...

1304
01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:30,282
Because why?

1305
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,283
Because you don't want to be
standing somewhere else.

1306
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,925
I see. Yeah. We're crawling.

1307
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:50,136
We're crawling.

1308
01:11:50,848 --> 01:11:52,964
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the captain speaking.

1309
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:55,557
I'm sorry to report that we're gonna be
on the ground a little longer

1310
01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:57,552
due to some bad weather
heading this way.

1311
01:11:57,563 --> 01:12:00,475
The air traffic controller has put us on hold,
so in the meantime,

1312
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,815
I've asked the cabin attendants
to start the movie.

1313
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,902
- Hey, you getting ready?
- Yeah.

1314
01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:09,147
You know me.
I love a good wedding.

1315
01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:12,529
- So have you talked to Lars?
- Yeah.

1316
01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:15,199
We spoke this morning before he left.

1317
01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:18,994
I think he's gonna be okay.
At least I hope so.

1318
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,241
You know, of course he's gonna be okay,

1319
01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,665
and I gotta tell you something,
you're gonna be okay too.

1320
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,208
Yeah?

1321
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:28,337
Oh, you know what?
Um, there's a lady glaring at me.

1322
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,005
I don't think I'm supposed to be
on the phone.

1323
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,593
Um, can I call you when I get home?

1324
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,633
Have a safe flight, okay?

1325
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:36,804
- Lots of love. Bye.
- Headsets?

1326
01:12:36,811 --> 01:12:39,518
- Yes, I will.
- $3.00, please.

1327
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:43,059
What the hell is this?

1328
01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:44,932
Something the matter?

1329
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:49,187
Yes. I think I've mixed up my wallet
with my friend's.

1330
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,688
Yes, I have. See? Prado.

1331
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,156
Oh.

1332
01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,275
Well, is there any money in it?

1333
01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:55,943
I'll have a look.

1334
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:00,698
Yes, there is. Thank you.

1335
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:22,687
Two ones... and a five.

1336
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,976
- Thank you very much, sir.
- Thank you.

1337
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:28,727
- Uh, sorry. Excuse me.
- That's the gentleman's change.

1338
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:31,229
- Jonathan.
- Excuse me. I just...

1339
01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:32,229
Jonathan.

1340
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,698
Sorry. You know what? I'm gonna...

1341
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:38,069
Thank you. Excuse me.
Sorry. Whoo! I'm sorry!

1342
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,907
Hi. Yeah. It's in New York City.

1343
01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:46,503
Um, I need the address of a Jonathan Trager.

1344
01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:49,247
Yeah. T-r-a-g-e-r.

1345
01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:54,336
34 Charles Street?
Thank you.

1346
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:55,883
34 Charles Street.

1347
01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,139
Okay.
Hi.

1348
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,641
- Can I help you, ma'am?
- I'm looking for a Jonathan Trager.

1349
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:09,608
Is this his building?

1350
01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:11,148
You must be late.

1351
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,235
Late for what?

1352
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,400
The wedding.
Waldorf-Astoria.

1353
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:20,820
- He's getting married?
- Yeah. Might be already.

1354
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,041
Wait! Hey, wait! Wait!

1355
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:26,409
- [tires screech]
- Excuse me!

1356
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:30,371
Sorry. Can you take me
to the Waldorf-Astoria

1357
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,714
as fast as you can go, please?

1358
01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,549
Can you see what it is?

1359
01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,899
Oh! Sorry. Sorry!

1360
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,332
Oh. Oh, please, God, no.

1361
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:10,999
Stop!

1362
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,209
Stop?

1363
01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:14,923
Is it over?

1364
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:16,926
- The wedding?
- Yeah.

1365
01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,841
Oh, yeah.
It's over, all right.

1366
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:30,723
But don't worry.

1367
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,066
You'll get your present back.

1368
01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:38,231
- Excuse me?
- They always return the presents.

1369
01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,283
You asked If it was over.

1370
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:45,113
The truth is, it never even began.

1371
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,910
What?

1372
01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:49,954
Yeah, he called the whole thing off
this morning.

1373
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,918
He called it off?

1374
01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:03,173
[stifling tears, sniffling]

1375
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:05,599
That's terrible.

1376
01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:09,269
Were you a friend of the bride...

1377
01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:13,561
or the groom?

1378
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:20,482
[bell tolling]

1379
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,239
- What's up with this weather, huh?
- Yeah, what happened to spring?

1380
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:27,071
DEAN: So, all right, let's get into it.

1381
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,539
What kind of pep talk
do you want?

1382
01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:29,531
What do you got?

1383
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:31,742
Well, I've got the inspirational,

1384
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,745
"You can achieve anything
you dream about."

1385
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:36,088
It's very popular,
but not appropriate for this.

1386
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:39,584
Of course, there's the "Don't worry.
There's more fish in the sea" pap.

1387
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:40,584
No.

1388
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,129
Uh, we can always fall back on the classic,

1389
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:47,008
"When God shuts a door,
he opens a window."

1390
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,311
How about telling me
I did the right thing?

1391
01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,471
I don't have to tell you.

1392
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,224
I wrote it.

1393
01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,189
- What's this?
- It's your obituary.

1394
01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,983
Nice.

1395
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,652
Turns out I had writer's block
penning your best man speech,

1396
01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,945
and that's what ended up coming out.

1397
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:06,243
Blame it on the day job.

1398
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,746
- 20, right?
- Thanks.

1399
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,203
You going to see Courtney?

1400
01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:17,250
Absolutely.

1401
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:21,542
I needed this.
[sighs]

1402
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:25,880
You know, the Greeks
didn't write obituaries.

1403
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,391
They only asked one question
after a man died:

1404
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,479
"Did he have passion?"

1405
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:39,018
How do I look?

1406
01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:45,649
Like a jackass.

1407
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,904
- Good luck, man.
- Thank you.

1408
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,426
DEAN:
Jonathan Trager,

1409
01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:07,721
prominent television producer for ESPN,

1410
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:13,311
died last night from complications
of losing his soul mate and his fiancée.

1411
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:16,809
He was 35 years old

1412
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:18,227
and soft-spoken

1413
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:19,600
and obsessive.

1414
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:22,399
Trager never looked the part
of a hopeless romantic.

1415
01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:25,740
But in the final days of his life,

1416
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:28,655
he revealed an unknown side
of his psyche.

1417
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:32,284
This hidden quasi-Jungian persona

1418
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:35,249
surfaced during
the Agatha Christie-like pursuit

1419
01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:37,538
for his long-reputed soul mate,

1420
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,879
a woman whom he only spent
a few precious hours with.

1421
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:45,839
Sadly, the protracted search
ended late Saturday night

1422
01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:49,134
In complete and utter failure.

1423
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:52,099
Yet even in certain defeat,

1424
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,969
the courageous Trager
secretly clung to the belief

1425
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,186
that life Is not merely

1426
01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:59,023
a series of meaningless
accidents or coincidences.

1427
01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:02,484
Uh-uh. But rather
it's a tapestry of events

1428
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:06,401
that culminate in an exquisite,
sublime plan.

1429
01:19:07,451 --> 01:19:09,658
Asked about the loss
of his dear friend,

1430
01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:10,902
Dean Kansky,

1431
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,323
the Pulitzer Prize-winning author

1432
01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,071
and executive editor
of the <i>New York Times,</i>

1433
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,540
described Jonathan
as a changed man

1434
01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:18,249
in the last days of his life.

1435
01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:21,704
"Things were clearer for him,"
Kansky noted.

1436
01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:24,673
Ultimately, Jonathan concluded
that if we are to live life

1437
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,008
in harmony with the universe,

1438
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:28,377
we must all possess a powerful faith

1439
01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:30,425
in what the ancients
used to call <i>fatum,</i>

1440
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,261
what we currently refer to...

1441
01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:35,767
- ...as destiny.
- Destiny.

1442
01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:49,857
So what are you gonna do?

1443
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:52,735
I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna
try and find him or something.

1444
01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:53,945
Oh, you know what?
I don't think you should do that.

1445
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:54,945
I really don't.

1446
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:56,743
- Well, what do you think I should do?
- I think you should just be here.

1447
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:59,575
I feel it. I feel it In the air.

1448
01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:00,826
Eve, what's happened to you?

1449
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:04,001
You've become your own worst
nightmare right there.

1450
01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:07,632
Bye.

1451
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:14,890
But please put a jacket on.
It's freezing out here.

1452
01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:45,664
[bell tolling]

1453
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:22,407
♪ I never felt magic crazy as this ♪

1454
01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:28,000
♪ I never saw moons,
knew the meaning of the sea ♪

1455
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:33,377
♪ I never held emotion
in the palm of my hand ♪

1456
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:38,381
♪ Or felt sweet breezes
in the top of a tree ♪

1457
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,838
♪ But now you're here ♪

1458
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:45,718
♪ Brighten my northern sky ♪

1459
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:49,350
I'm Jon.

1460
01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:52,858
I'm Sara.

1461
01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:59,156
♪ I've been a long time
that I'm waiting ♪

1462
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:05,071
♪ I've been a long time that I'm blown ♪

1463
01:24:06,917 --> 01:24:10,580
♪ I've been a long time
that I've wandered ♪

1464
01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,206
♪ Through the people I have known ♪

1465
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:18,629
♪ Oh, if you would and you could ♪

1466
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:22,971
♪ Straighten my new mind's eye ♪

1467
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:37,270
♪ Would you love me for my money? ♪

1468
01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:42,741
♪ Or would you love me for my head? ♪

1469
01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,198
Happy anniversary.

1470
01:24:45,455 --> 01:24:48,367
When did you get to be
so unabashedly romantic?

1471
01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:52,584
I think it's good luck we return each year
to the scene of the crime.

1472
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,626
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1473
01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:02,086
Oh, I don't think so!
No beverages on the premises!

1474
01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:04,429
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
- Hey, how you doing?

1475
01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:05,673
- Don't you remember me?
- Yes, I do.

1476
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:07,640
- This is the girl.
- Miss Carbon Copy?

1477
01:25:07,644 --> 01:25:08,633
- Yes.
- I see.

1478
01:25:08,645 --> 01:25:11,307
- This is the guy who helped me...
- If you're not gonna purchase anything,

1479
01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:12,771
please make room
for paying customers.

1480
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,310
We do. We want some gloves.

1481
01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:15,558
- Black cashmere gloves.
- [bell ringing]

1482
01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,605
Oh, I'm sorry.
That'll be the closing bell.

1483
01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:19,069
- Perhaps tomorrow.
- Oh, you're not serious.

1484
01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:20,733
- Come on.
- Store hours 10:00 to 7:00,

1485
01:25:20,741 --> 01:25:23,153
- except Sundays and holidays...
- He warms up.

1486
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,650
...at the discretion
of the management

1487
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,323
or the possible exception
of visiting dignitaries.

1488
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:30,949
Oh, no, no, no! Don't... please, please!
On the other side of the counter.

1489
01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:34,201
You cannot come back here.
This is for authorized personnel only.

1490
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:36,168
Please remain on the other side
of the counter.

1491
01:25:36,173 --> 01:25:37,208
Thank you very much.

1492
01:25:38,383 --> 01:25:41,967
♪ Yeah, from Coney Island
to the Sunset Strip ♪

1493
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,178
♪ Somebody's gonna make a happy trip ♪

1494
01:25:45,182 --> 01:25:46,297
♪ Tonight ♪

1495
01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,800
♪ While the moon is bright ♪

1496
01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:55,560
♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys ♪

1497
01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:58,024
♪ To give the grownies
of the girls and boys ♪

1498
01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,017
♪ So dig ♪

1499
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,271
♪ Santa comes on big ♪

1500
01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:07,655
♪ Come a-callin'
when it snows the most ♪

1501
01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:10,745
♪ Cats are sleepin' warm as toast ♪

1502
01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:14,074
♪ And you're gonna flip
when Old Saint Nick ♪

1503
01:26:14,628 --> 01:26:17,620
♪ Plays a lick
on a peppermint stick ♪

1504
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:20,873
♪ He'll come a-flyin'
from the higher place ♪

1505
01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:23,667
♪ Fill the stockings by the fireplace ♪

1506
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,169
♪ So you'll ♪

1507
01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,755
♪ Have a Yule that's cool ♪

1508
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:33,643
♪ Have a Yule that's cool ♪

1509
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,181
Yeah, a cool Yule!
[laughs]

1510
01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:40,270
[new song begins]

1511
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:45,314
♪ The sky has lost its color ♪

1512
01:26:48,578 --> 01:26:51,661
♪ The sun has turned to gray ♪

1513
01:26:55,001 --> 01:26:59,290
♪ At least that's how
it feels to me ♪

1514
01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:04,216
♪ Whenever you're away ♪

1515
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:10,923
♪ I crawl up in a corner ♪

1516
01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:17,263
♪ To watch the minutes pass ♪

1517
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:20,895
♪ One second, one minute
one hour ♪

1518
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:24,736
♪ Each one brings me closer to ♪

1519
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,862
♪ The time you're comin' back ♪

1520
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:36,824
♪ I can't take the distance ♪

1521
01:27:36,835 --> 01:27:39,201
♪ I can't take the miles ♪

1522
01:27:40,046 --> 01:27:45,666
♪ I can't take the time
till I next see you smile ♪

1523
01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:49,340
♪ I can't take the distance ♪

1524
01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:51,884
♪ and I'm not ashamed ♪

1525
01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:56,385
♪ That with every breath I take ♪

1526
01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:58,853
♪ I'm callin' your name ♪

1527
01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:02,065
♪ But I can't take the distance ♪

1528
01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:04,980
♪ and I'm not ashamed ♪

1529
01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:09,231
♪ That with every breath I take ♪

1530
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:11,528
♪ I'm calling your name ♪

1531
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:16,997
♪ I can't take the distance ♪

1532
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,615
♪ As long as you're away ♪

1533
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,253
♪ Gonna find solace ♪

1534
01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:30,002
♪ The distance ♪

1535
01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,719
♪ As long as you're away ♪

1536
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,841
♪ Gonna find solace ♪

1537
01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:39,344
♪ I can't take the distance anymore ♪

1538
01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:42,848
♪ Distance ♪

1539
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:44,474
♪ As long as you're away ♪

1540
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,691
♪ Gonna find solace ♪

1541
01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:55,243
♪ Distance ♪

1542
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,283
♪ As long as you're away... ♪

1543
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,164
[new song begins]

1544
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:18,684
♪ This year is gonna be incredible ♪

1545
01:29:18,979 --> 01:29:22,767
♪ This year is gonna be the one ♪

1546
01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:26,892
♪ All the planets are linin' up for me ♪

1547
01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:31,363
♪ This year I'm gonna have fun ♪

1548
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:35,405
♪ This year
I'll paint my masterpiece ♪

1549
01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:39,280
♪ This year I'll be recognized ♪

1550
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:43,583
♪ I can feel
I'll fall in love for real ♪

1551
01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:47,455
♪ This year, this year ♪

1552
01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:51,424
♪ January,
I'll learn to fly ♪

1553
01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:55,637
♪ February,
love's gonna find me ♪

1554
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:58,010
♪ March, April, May ♪

1555
01:29:58,018 --> 01:30:01,977
♪ I'll get carried away ♪

1556
01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:04,221
♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-on-oh ♪

1557
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:08,020
♪ This year is gonna be incredible ♪

1558
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:12,146
♪ This year is gonna be the one ♪

1559
01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:16,150
♪ All the planets are lining up for me ♪

1560
01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:21,076
♪ This year I'm gonna have fun ♪

1561
01:30:23,293 --> 01:30:28,413
♪ I'm gonna have fun ♪

1562
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:33,959
♪ Just watch me this year ♪

1563
01:30:34,054 --> 01:30:40,892
♪ This year ♪