1 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,160 It's an unassuming building, 2 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,480 just off a main road in Letherbridge. 3 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,960 By the front door is a board with 4 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,200 photos of the staff at this busy health centre. 5 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,560 Among them is the man I've come to see. 6 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,240 A man I hope will be able to unlock 7 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,280 a mystery that has baffled the police. 8 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,760 A man who might just be able to 9 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,360 help me solve... 10 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,440 ..a murder. 11 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,000 I made you some coffee. 12 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,480 Sorry, I can't, don't have time. 13 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,400 Oh. Thank you, though. 14 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,080 Did you sleep all right? Uh-huh. 15 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,640 You weren't too hot with all those layers on? No. 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,080 I would have kept to my side of the bed, you know? 17 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,840 I'm working a half day today, 18 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,760 thought we could talk to Ollie this afternoon. 19 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,240 I'm putting up some shelves up for a regular, so. 20 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,720 I'll come straight home after that. 21 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,160 Great, I'll be off, then. But... 22 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,120 ..don't you think Ollie's got enough on his plate with his injury? 23 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,840 I think he'd rather know the truth 24 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,320 than feel we were keeping secrets from him. 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,120 This is... 26 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,600 ..really happening, isn't it? 27 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,120 Yes. 28 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,920 But we'll be all right - 29 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,400 both of us. 30 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,800 Oh, sorry, we're not open yet. 31 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,240 I've come into the reception, 32 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,920 the nerve centre of the practice. 33 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,200 Excuse me... 34 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,000 And here he is, the man himself. 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,080 Yeah, I'm afraid you can't record in here. 36 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,560 Please excuse my ignorant colleague. 37 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,240 Right. Why am I not surprised this is something to do with you? 38 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,600 Well, you should have known when you heard, "The Man Himself". 39 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,800 Do I want to know the details? 40 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,800 James, this is Beth Brown. 41 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:21,640 OK. Hi. 42 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,920 Hello. 43 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,720 Oh, for goodness' sake, Beth is the 44 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,480 host of Deathly Intentions, THE 45 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,240 leading true crime podcasts. 46 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,960 I'm going to my room now. 47 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,080 Beth was looking for a medical expert. 48 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,040 Oh, and you couldn't find a real one? 49 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,800 I was lucky enough to find one 50 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,000 who was already a cornerstone of our online community. 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,400 None other than "Haskey PI". 52 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,200 Ha-ha, "Haskey PI". Is that what 53 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,920 you're calling yourself now? 54 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,640 Dr Haskey has provided 55 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,000 many valuable insights into our previous episodes. 56 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,360 He's a real "vocal" contributor. 57 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,880 I'll bet you are. 58 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,200 Well, I like to do my bit for the 59 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,880 greater good, as you well know, James. 60 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,680 Right. Well, whatever this is, I'm 61 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,560 afraid you still can't record in here. OK? 62 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,560 The patients are going to be coming in soon. Of course. 63 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,680 Beth, do you want to come through to my thought palace? 64 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,400 Consulting room, you mean. 65 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,800 Yes. This way. 66 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,600 Thank you all for coming. 67 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,600 We've a lot of items on the agenda today, so we'd best get started. 68 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,600 I'd like to add an item. 69 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,920 There'll be an opportunity for that later. 70 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,160 First, we need to approve the minutes of the last meeting. 71 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,080 Any queries or objections? 72 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,080 Very well, let's vote. 73 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,760 Those in favour of approving the minutes? 74 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,320 The motion passes. 75 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,360 And so to today's agenda. 76 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,760 I'm sorry, but what I have to say is important. 77 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,080 I'd really appreciate it if it could be tabled immediately. 78 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,240 Very well, we will deal with it 79 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,800 now, as an extraordinary item, then. 80 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,320 Thank you. 81 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,080 And it's interesting that you should say "extraordinary" 82 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,080 because I think that's what we all hope to do. 83 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,040 Extraordinary work to help our 84 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,040 extraordinary staff do... 85 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,560 Extraordinary...? 86 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,240 Yes, extraordinary things. 87 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,040 But I wonder how many of us really 88 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,600 believe that's what we're achieving. 89 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,200 I hate to say it, but I question 90 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,040 whether we're actually doing any good at all. 91 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,440 The Chair thanks you for those comments. 92 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,480 And now... I'm sorry, I'm not finished. 93 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,040 I joined this board with the best of intentions, 94 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,440 but at some point you have to take stock. 95 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,520 And so, with regret... 96 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,440 ..I have to announce that I will be 97 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,920 standing down, with immediate effect. 98 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,680 I'm ready if you're ready. What's the case? 99 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,640 I'm looking into the mystery of Marty Roper, 100 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,320 a man in his 20s who was found 101 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,440 dead in Waterloo Park three years ago. 102 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,040 The postmortem indicated he'd been poisoned. 103 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,840 It would have taken perhaps ten minutes to take effect 104 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,920 but by the time he felt the effects, 105 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,680 it would have been too late. 106 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,640 Right. So, although he collapsed in the park, 107 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,040 he wasn't necessarily poisoned there. 108 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,280 Yes, and by the reports, it looks like... 109 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,840 Erm, sorry. Do you want to check the level on this? 110 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,280 I'm sure they're fine. 111 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,200 I just don't want you to miss anything important. 112 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,520 The way that my brain works, I've got no idea what's going to 113 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,280 come out of my mouth, just pearls of wisdom. 114 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,560 Well, this is mostly just preliminary information. 115 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,320 I know you have patients to see this morning, so I thought we could 116 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,400 discuss the case properly at lunchtime. 117 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,880 That's a terrific idea. 118 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,080 MOCKS A FRENCH ACCENT: Give the old grey cells 119 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,080 a chance to, how you say, warm up. 120 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,880 Very good. 121 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,480 The poison appears to have been swallowed willingly. 122 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,680 There are no puncture marks or signs of a struggle. 123 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,240 Although, there was a small bruise on his chin. 124 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,400 Right. So the body was turned over 125 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,840 and back again after he collapsed. 126 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:51,120 Yes. passers-by tried to resuscitate him. 127 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,320 How did you know? 128 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,440 Well, the small bruise on his chin would be from 129 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,800 when he originally collapsed and hit the floor. Yeah? 130 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,480 What's that book? 131 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:00,640 Hmm? 132 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,960 Look - there. There's a book next to the body. 133 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,920 Oh, a novel. 134 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,920 Nothing important. Oh, come on. 135 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,600 It's often the most inconspicuous 136 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,760 detail that can reveal a killer. 137 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,800 Just to be super clear on this - 138 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,720 I'm looking for medical insight from you. 139 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,400 I have other experts who'll be 140 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,920 offering their takes on areas of the 141 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,440 case that they specialise in. 142 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,160 Sure, sure. I wouldn't want to 143 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,240 tread on anyone else's toes. 144 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,680 Who are the other experts? Just out of interest. 145 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,800 Don't worry, you're in good company. 146 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,920 Now, back to the medical side. 147 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,680 Postmortem and toxicology reports. What?! 148 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,120 How did you get hold of these? 149 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,800 Trade secret, but let's just say I've got contacts. 150 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,440 Oh, you and I are going to make a terrific team. 151 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,480 If you get a break between patients, then take a look at the reports. 152 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,480 Absolutely. And I'll record my findings, 153 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,720 so they sound fresh and of-the-moment. 154 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,400 That won't be necessary. 155 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,400 There's a bar near here, called the Icon. 156 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,120 Why don't I meet you there at two? 157 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,400 And you're not to worry, if anyone 158 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,520 can crack this case it is Haskey PI. 159 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,640 This country is experiencing a shortage of doctors. 160 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,680 And I for one want to be out there 161 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,080 helping those we do have as much as I can. 162 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,280 But I can't do that while I'm spending 163 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,880 all my time taking meetings about meetings. 164 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,960 We are in the business of saving 165 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,800 and improving lives, 166 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,640 of working small, everyday miracles. 167 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,160 Please, don't forget that. 168 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,720 Thank you. 169 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,880 Well, I'm sure we'd all like to 170 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,000 congratulate you on your principled stand. 171 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,120 We wouldn't want to keep you from 172 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,080 fighting the good fight, so if you'd 173 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,680 like to leave immediately, then please go, 174 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,760 with our best wishes. 175 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,040 Very well. 176 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,160 I wish you all the best of luck. 177 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,200 Not that I speak for the whole board, 178 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,080 but I'm relieved that's happened. 179 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,120 Right, if we're done with interruptions - 180 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,720 item one on the agenda... 181 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,040 Let me try something, yeah? 182 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,120 VOCALISES 183 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,000 Nosey, nosey, cheeky, cheeky, just mind that. 184 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,040 Some say that poison is a woman's weapon. 185 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,080 Whilst I wouldn't prescribe to 186 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,320 such an outdated view, I would say 187 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,240 that the opioids that ran through 188 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:26,160 Marty Roper's body were as fatal to him as any dagger. 189 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,840 For this was the darkest of crimes, 190 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,440 this was the crime of murder. 191 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,000 As for the autopsy, well, that 192 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,280 revealed some interesting details. 193 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,200 Mr Roper suffered from autosomal 194 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,920 dominant polycystic kidney disease, 195 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,560 a rare, hereditary condition. 196 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,760 You know, the human body is a wondrous thing, 197 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,720 it can reveal so much of someone's life story. 198 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,200 And yet... 199 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,040 ..as a medical expert, one must 200 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,360 sometimes look at the body in context. 201 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,880 Perhaps there is an item in close 202 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,320 proximity, which might have a story to... 203 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,440 Oh, wow. 204 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,080 Now, that is something. 205 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,560 PHONE RINGS 206 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,680 Hello. 207 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,280 Oh, hi, Dave. 208 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,960 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 209 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:35,880 No, he's not in. Have you tried his mobile? 210 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,840 Yeah, sure, yeah. 211 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,560 What's the message? 212 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,840 What do you mean? 213 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,040 Why would he be trying to rent a room? 214 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,880 Did you have time to look over the materials? 215 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,440 Yes, I did, I, erm... 216 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,120 Yes, I did, I studied the evidence 217 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,280 with my trained, professional eye. 218 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,360 Looking for the kind of links that 219 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,840 would go over the head of the common man. 220 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,880 And...? 221 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,800 And.... 222 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,120 ..I found something of... 223 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,920 ..great interest. 224 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,360 You know we'll just edit out all the long pauses? 225 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,920 No, I think you'll find that pauses add dramatic tension. 226 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,280 Dead air and all that, just give us the facts. 227 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,760 OK. I believe that I have great 228 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,920 insight into the book that was found 229 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,840 next to the body, 230 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,360 that book being, The Body In The Vestry. 231 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,480 Remember when I said I wanted you to focus 232 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,320 primarily on the medical evidence? 233 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,280 Yeah, but I knew that book's author, 234 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,720 I knew Benjamin James. 235 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,680 I don't see what that has to do with the poisoning. 236 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,800 Ah, but this was no ordinary novel. 237 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,640 Or, should I say, this was no 238 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,360 ordinary VERSION of that novel? 239 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,680 Tell me more. 240 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,520 Does this mean you're reconsidering? 241 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,920 No, I'm just looking at her CV again. 242 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,840 Well, it's not going to change. 243 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,920 You already know that she's more than qualified. 244 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,200 Yeah. 245 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,600 But is she someone I imagine I 246 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,080 can be making major decisions about the practice with? 247 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,080 You can't tell that from a CV, 248 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,520 it's the person behind it that you have to trust. 249 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,880 But I don't. 250 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,720 I mean, I can see she's impressive, yeah, 251 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,120 but we've been fooled by 252 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,400 self-confidence and bluster before. 253 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,840 Maybe, but... 254 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,520 It would be irresponsible of me to risk this practice we've spent 255 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,000 so long building up, on a stranger. 256 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,400 Well, that's that, then. 257 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,760 Wait. 258 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,880 Look, I don't trust her, OK? 259 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,200 But I do trust you. 260 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,240 Are you 100% sure about her? 261 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,920 Yes. Why? 262 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,240 We've done well but we don't want to stagnate. 263 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,840 I think she could steer us in a 264 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:58,640 really interesting direction. 265 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,920 It's a gut feeling. 266 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,240 All right. 267 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,760 Then, there was this other time, 268 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,480 that me and Ben went to this 269 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,520 real ale festival in Chester. 270 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,880 You know, soon word gets round that he's there, 271 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,880 and all these people are coming out to meet him. 272 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,000 He found that kind of behaviour boring. 273 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,720 I can imagine. Guess what he does? 274 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,080 He tells everyone that I'm Benjamin James. 275 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,840 Soon they're all coming up to me asking me questions, 276 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,080 offering to buy me drinks. 277 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,880 WHISPERS: A few sexual advances. 278 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,080 This has what to do with the case, sorry? 279 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,840 Nothing. It just goes to show what 280 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,640 a stand-up guy Ben was. Right. 281 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,800 But our friendship does give me a 282 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,080 unique insight into this photograph. 283 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,640 Which is? 284 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,960 I guarantee you that book is in 285 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,600 every charity shop in this country. 286 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,080 It was huge - everyone had a copy. 287 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,240 I have never seen a copy with that cover on it. 288 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,680 Oh. 289 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,760 I remember being in Ben's library and 290 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,520 he had all these framed prints of 291 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,840 the different versions of it. 292 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,680 And they were all just words and 293 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,520 colours and some international 294 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,840 versions, which had different languages on them. 295 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,000 And you're sure this wasn't one of them? Absolutely. 296 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,920 And surely, if something is unusual at a crime scene, 297 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,320 that automatically makes it relevant. 298 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,520 All right. 299 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,440 How do we find out more about it? 300 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,960 Don't ask me, I'm just a humble medical consultant. 301 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:32,240 What we do is, we go and see The Swamp Monster. 302 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,440 Drink up. 303 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,200 Swamp Monster? Yeah. 304 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,760 Bring photo. Ugh. 305 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,440 Come on, we haven't got all day. OK, fine. 306 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,480 Hi. 307 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,480 What's wrong? 308 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,240 So, when were you going to tell me? 309 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,760 Tell you what? 310 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,320 Dave called and he wanted to leave 311 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,560 you a message to let you know the house you 312 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,200 were hoping to move into had fallen though. 313 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,280 Listen, Ollie... 314 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,040 He said you were splitting up. 315 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,240 That's what we wanted to talk to you about. 316 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,520 So it's true? 317 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,160 I'm afraid it is, yeah. 318 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,280 The Haskinator! 319 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,080 Swamp Monster. 320 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,080 THEY VOCALISE 321 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,880 Ah! 322 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,400 Why? 323 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,520 Swampy, I have brought you a visitor. 324 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,240 Can you guess who this is? I'm going to give you a clue. 325 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,400 "Some say they had the best intentions, 326 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,800 "but the end result was still murder." 327 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,560 No! Yes. 328 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,880 Swamp Monster, Beth Brown. 329 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,120 Beth Brown, Swamp Monster. 330 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,000 I'm not worthy. 331 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,520 Nice to meet you. 332 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,920 Is it all right if I record? 333 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,520 I'll chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs if you don't. 334 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,880 Erm, OK. 335 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,400 Which would make an interesting spin-off series, don't you reckon? 336 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,960 Investigating the sudden disappearance 337 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960 and brutal execution of the host of the main show. 338 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,120 Yeah, no time, Swampy, we need your help. 339 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,600 Challenge accepted. 340 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,880 Swamp is THE authority when it comes to publishing, 341 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,720 all the major genres - thriller, 342 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,640 horror, sci-fi... Erotica. 343 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,440 Let's just say, it's a broad portfolio. 344 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,800 You have a book for me to look at? 345 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,320 Oh, much more interesting than that. 346 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,760 Get your peepers around that. 347 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,400 Is that..? 348 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,160 Yeah, Body In The Vestry. 349 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,480 But... 350 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,040 ..but that cover... 351 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,160 Yeah. I've never seen it before, have you? 352 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,440 No. 353 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,440 Which is, frankly, extraordinary. 354 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,760 There's a dead person next to it, too. 355 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,240 Oh, yeah, hmm. 356 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,320 So, how long have you been lying to me, then? 357 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,480 We're not lying. 358 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,240 Just processing where we were at. 359 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,440 What, so, you're just staying together because of me? 360 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,720 Yes. No. 361 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,280 I shouldn't have gone away. 362 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,760 It's not your fault. 363 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,680 The important thing is that we're 364 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,600 still a family and always will be. 365 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,960 There's no hard feelings between us. 366 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,360 And you'll still be our first priority. 367 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,920 Which is why we're going to help you 368 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,840 sort this situation with the military out. 369 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,440 Don't change the subject! 370 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,880 But it's important! 371 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,920 Your foot will heal eventually, so 372 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,800 they've no right to send you home 373 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,280 with a medical discharge. 374 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,640 We need more information. 375 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,920 Keep out of this or I'll be a laughing stock. 376 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,240 How's it going to look, having my 377 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,240 mother phoning up to fight my battles for me? 378 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,840 Like you come from a family that 379 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,640 just wants the best for you. 380 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,120 The same family that couldn't be 381 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,720 bothered to tell me they were splitting up?! 382 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,200 He's just upset. 383 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,600 It's a lot to take in. 384 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,080 All right, so this is a database of 385 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,960 rare and out-of-print editions of 386 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,200 famous detective novels. 387 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,200 The book in your photo is a 388 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,440 pre-publication proof copy of 389 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,200 The Body In The Vestry. 390 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,680 Is it valuable? 391 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,960 For a book this popular, worth an absolute mint. 392 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,040 Other than a few people at the publication company, 393 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,800 only the author himself would have had a copy. 394 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,200 So the fact the victim was carrying 395 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,640 such a valuable book around with him 396 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,280 could have been the motive for the murder. 397 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,080 Well, you don't carry a book that expensive around 398 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,920 with you unless you're going somewhere with it. 399 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,840 Where was the photo taken? Waterloo Park. 400 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,800 I'm not local, I don't know where that is. 401 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,960 Hey, that's about three minutes from the author's house. 402 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,240 Ha, you're kidding? 403 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,640 Yes, I know where the dude lived. 404 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,120 I was briefly involved with a group 405 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,000 who tried to get a blue plaque for his house. 406 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,960 He discouraged us, mainly because he 407 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,000 was still living there at the time. 408 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,040 Are you saying he could be the killer? 409 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,640 Can't be a coincidence the victim 410 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,800 was found so close to the author's house, can it? 411 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,120 Not with such a rare copy of his blockbuster novel. 412 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,040 No, no, impossible. 413 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,000 Ben was a kind, gentle man, not a killer. 414 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,880 I hear you... 415 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,880 ..but now that I think about it... 416 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,680 friends of the victim, I interviewed, 417 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,320 did tell me that he'd been looking 418 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,320 for his birth father in the weeks before he died. 419 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,880 So? 420 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,080 Apparently, his mother conceived him 421 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,480 after a one-night fling with a famous author. 422 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,440 Although, she always kept the writer's identity a secret. 423 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,160 Maybe it was Benjamin! 424 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,920 Bloodthirsty Benny killed his own son! 425 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,880 Cool your jets, the pair of you of you. 426 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,680 This is wild speculation about a 427 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,640 real person who wouldn't have hurt a fly. 428 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,160 Of course. 429 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,200 But the mother had hinted that she 430 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,080 owned a signed copy of the book the 431 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,480 author was working on the night they met. 432 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,520 She'd kept it hidden but after she 433 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,400 died, her son thought he'd found it in her attic. 434 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,280 What year was this? '97. 435 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,000 Yeah, timeline fits. 436 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,160 Your dude's a killer, man. 437 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,760 Right. And you're just all remembering this right now? 438 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,920 Well, let me lay out a hypothetical scenario. 439 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,600 The victim goes to meet his estranged father, 440 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,160 carrying the valuable book with him 441 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,720 as proof of who he is. 442 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,200 While at the house, the father 443 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,360 panics, thinking that the son is 444 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,720 after a share of his considerable fortune. 445 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,800 So, the father slips something 446 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,120 into the son's drink, a poison that 447 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,080 gives the victim just enough time to 448 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,960 get some distance from the house. 449 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,400 Ridiculous. But is it possible? 450 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,280 All right, riddle me this - 451 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,480 how would Ben get hold of lethal poison? 452 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,400 HE SCOFFS 453 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,880 The dude did a chemistry degree 454 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,240 before he turned to the pen! 455 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,640 I've got to get back to work. 456 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,560 Well, we'll meet later, if that's all right. 457 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,160 I doubt it, I'm very busy. 458 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,480 I hope I haven't offended him. 459 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,720 He's just playing-up for the podcast. 460 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,720 He'll be back in three... 461 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,080 ..two, one... 462 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,360 Or he might be deeply offended. 463 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,760 Sometimes hard to tell with Haskey. 464 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,680 Oh, hello, I'd like to speak to 465 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,160 someone, please, about my son, Oliver Millar. 466 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,440 He's part of the initial intake in the training programme. 467 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,720 Thank you. What are you doing? 468 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,120 Making things right. Hang up. 469 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,600 I just want some answers. 470 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,600 Kirsty! Mum. 471 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,320 Ah, hello. 472 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,480 HANGS UP PHONE 473 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,680 I lied. 474 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,640 They didn't send me home. 475 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,440 I'm AWOL. 476 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,560 You all right, Sherlock? 477 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,880 EXHALES: I don't know. 478 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,200 What's up? 479 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,120 That podcaster Beth, she is trying 480 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,440 to find a link between this victim 481 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,960 and a friend of mine, Benjamin James. 482 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,000 She thinks that Ben might be the 483 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 estranged father of the victim, Marty, 484 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,800 his father, but also possibly his killer. 485 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,280 Is it possible? 486 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,240 Well, they both had the same rare, 487 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,120 hereditary kidney condition. 488 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,960 That might suggest they're related, 489 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,160 but it doesn't make your friend a killer. No. 490 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,760 No, but it's unusual. 491 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,480 And in this world, unusual is suspicious. 492 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,480 If I confirm it, there'll be all 493 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,560 these suggestions, a trial by social media. 494 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,680 Ben was a really famous author, 495 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,400 it would ruin his memory. 496 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,920 Was he a patient? 497 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,760 No, there's no confidentiality issue. 498 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,320 I just know about it cos Ben told me. 499 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,240 Then he died last year, so it's not 500 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,200 like he's around to defend himself. 501 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,520 Sorry, mate. 502 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,400 The thing is... 503 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,440 ..Ben had a dark side. 504 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,280 He could have done it. 505 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,320 I don't want to ruin my friend's reputation 506 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,000 but I also don't want to be 507 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,760 covering-up for a murderer. 508 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,160 I just, I just didn't fit in there. You know? 509 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,960 The rest of them all seemed to be 510 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,400 best friends with each other within, like, minutes. 511 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,520 But not me, I-I just... 512 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,880 ..I felt so lonely. 513 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,840 Why didn't you tell us? 514 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,800 What could you do? I'd signed up. 515 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,640 You could have left. 516 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,400 You're not allowed to drop 517 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,400 out in the first six weeks and that 518 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,840 started to feel like forever. 519 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,920 Because you know, every day I'd just be... 520 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,200 ..I'd feel more and more cut off from the others. 521 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,600 But you'd had an accident, it's not fair. 522 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,480 You couldn't join in. 523 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,520 It wasn't an accident, was it, Ollie? 524 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,480 Oh, no. 525 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,640 I'm sorry. 526 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,200 Ollie, no! 527 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,040 I didn't know what else I could do. 528 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,560 I assumed that, you know, 529 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,320 they'd have to send me home because 530 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,880 I couldn't take part and 531 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,600 I thought I'd get out before the six weeks were over. 532 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,000 But it wasn't like that. 533 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,400 You know, they just wanted to keep 534 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,840 me there to watch the others train, until I'd healed. 535 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,080 So you went AWOL? 536 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,720 Yeah. 537 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,200 Hey, don't worry, we'll sort this out. 538 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,360 How? 539 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,600 I don't know. 540 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,240 But that's what family's for. 541 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,400 Sorry I'm a few minutes late. 542 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,360 I had to put some affairs in order. 543 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,000 That makes it sound like I'm dying. 544 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,800 I'm not - I don't think. 545 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,080 Thanks for coming. 546 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,480 We've been thinking about what we discussed. And...? 547 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,000 Look, before you make the wrong decision... 548 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,600 We'd be delighted to take you on as a partner. 549 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,000 Whoop! Definitely the right decision! 550 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,320 I'm glad you're so pleased. 551 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,080 I'll go and get the champagne in. 552 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,320 Well, if you insist. 553 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,680 And then we can go over my conditions. Ooh! 554 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,720 Conditions? 555 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,960 Hey. 556 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,800 I know it must be a shock, realising 557 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,200 your friend might have been involved. 558 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,800 I have patients to see. 559 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,760 But you have a unique perspective on this case. 560 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,400 As a friend and confidante of the 561 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,800 suspect, you must know things that 562 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,520 others can only guess at. 563 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,680 I'm sure our listeners would love to hear your insights. 564 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,800 Is that on? 565 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,560 Can you turn it off, please? 566 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,160 Is that all you wanted to know from me today? 567 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,400 What? 568 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,720 Whether Ben had the same rare condition as the victim, 569 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,000 which would confirm that it's likely they were related. 570 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,440 Don't be silly. 571 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,080 You're one of our community's top sleuths. 572 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,360 And your contribution to this 573 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,760 episode is going to be amazing! 574 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,560 But obviously, in the circumstances, 575 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,680 I'd just like to hear any unique 576 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,880 insights you might have. 577 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,840 Did I discover anything today that 578 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,920 you didn't already know? 579 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,400 I let you play detective. 580 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,720 Admit it, you loved it. 581 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,960 You used me. 582 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,080 We all just want the truth, don't we? 583 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,440 So, did your friend share the same kidney condition as the victim? 584 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,720 I'm not going to tell you that. He might be a murderer. 585 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,960 I know. Then, help the truth come out. 586 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,640 The truth? 587 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,280 You're not interested in the truth, 588 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,120 you're not interested in people. 589 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,320 They're just content for your podcast, 590 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,960 so you can admire the sound of your own voice. 591 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,240 A bit rich coming from you, "Haskey PI". 592 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,280 Look, if there is evidence - proper 593 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,120 evidence that Ben did this, then... 594 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,440 ..well, he deserves everything that's coming. 595 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,440 But it is not fair to have thousands 596 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,120 of armchair detectives picking over 597 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,280 his corpse because he COULD have done it. 598 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,760 You're always on the forums, 599 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,080 offering your theories on cases 600 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,720 without access to all the facts. 601 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,320 I know, I am a hypocrite. 602 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,040 But I always convinced myself 603 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,360 that I was uncovering the truth. 604 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,240 And the truth right here, is that 605 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,200 your whole story is circumstantial. 606 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,600 It won't be if you can prove they 607 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,120 shared the same medical condition. 608 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,960 Which I am not going to do. Fine. 609 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,040 In that case, I won't be able to use 610 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,040 any of the material we recorded. 611 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,200 You'll never be a part of this story. 612 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,280 Well, there is no story without proper evidence. 613 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,200 I'll ban you from the forums. 614 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,520 Good. 615 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,280 I think the important thing is that I can sleep at night. 616 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,440 Now, if you don't have an appointment, 617 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,320 I'm going to ask that you leave. 618 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,600 I'm so excited to have this opportunity. 619 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,400 It really means something to be back 620 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,360 on the front line, doing the work 621 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,280 that really matters. 622 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,120 Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. 623 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,600 Mm, this is good stuff. 624 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,960 Just the right amount of bubbles. 625 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,120 Yes. 626 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,320 So, you mentioned, erm, conditions...? 627 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,720 Oh, yes, nothing big. 628 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,880 It's just my son, he's also a GP, 629 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,720 and he'll be coming to work for us, 630 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,000 if that's all right? 631 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,640 Cheers. 632 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,400 There must be somewhere we can get some advice. 633 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,960 I've messed my whole life up, I'm such an idiot. 634 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,400 We'll sort it out. 635 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,000 Don't worry. 636 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,760 DOORBELL RINGS 637 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,840 It's probably Margaret from next door. 638 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,160 Hello. 639 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,320 Mrs Millar? 640 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,920 I really need to speak to Oliver. 641 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,640 Jade, my number one cricketing superstar! 642 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,120 To what do I owe this pleasure? 643 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,920 I wanted to talk to you - privately. 644 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,960 Isn't this all just moving too quickly? 645 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,760 Nina's a force of nature. 646 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,480 I don't believe he's likely to 647 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,800 injury himself again. 648 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,480 I don't want to frighten you, Jade, 649 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,960 but I'd suggest that you shouldn't 650 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,640 be doing any bowling for a while. 651 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,280 I know what I have to do.