1 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,409 I HEAR YOU'RE HAVIN' TROUBLES. 2 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:03,541 WELL, NO WONDER. LOOK AT YA. 3 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,066 YOU WANT TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND IN YOUR LIFE, 4 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,546 SO YOU COME TO HEAR THE STORY. 5 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,766 WELL, IN HIGH SCHOOL, POPULARITY AIN'T A CONTEST. 6 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:14,683 IT'S A WAR, AND DIZZY HARRISON IS ITS GREATEST CASUALTY. 7 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,207 SEE, HIS STORY IS REALLY MY STORY, 8 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:20,036 BECAUSE BEHIND EVERY SO-CALLED HERO... 9 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,430 IS A LITTLE PISSED-OFF DUDE THAT DON'T GET NO CREDIT. 10 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,171 [ Fist Pounds On Table ] 11 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,219 WE HAVE TO GO BACK A WAYS. 12 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,829 YOU KNOW, EVEN AS A SMALL CHILD, 13 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:35,269 DIZZY HARRISON HAD HIS OWN PARTICULAR STYLE. 14 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:39,099 ♪ - [ James Brown ] WATCH ME, WATCH ME - [ Singing Along ] 15 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,666 ♪ I GOT IT WATCH ME 16 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,931 ♪ I GOT IT, YEAH 17 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,196 ♪ I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT 18 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:53,896 ♪ I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT TELLS ME WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, HA 19 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,550 ♪ I GOT SOUL 20 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,291 ♪ AND I'M SUPER BAD 21 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,771 ♪ HA 22 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,860 ♪ I GOT SOUL, HA 23 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,821 ♪ AND I'M SUPER BAD 24 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,866 ♪ - HA - HA 25 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:12,523 ♪ I'M A LOVER, LOVE TO DO MY THING, HA ♪ 26 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,873 AS YOU CAN SEE, I DIDN'T HAVE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT TO WORK WITH. 27 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,397 ♪ NO ONE ELSE 28 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,097 ♪ SOMETIMES I FEEL SO NICE 29 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,230 ♪ GOOD GOD 30 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,667 ♪ I JUMP BACK I WANNA KISS MYSELF 31 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,887 ♪ I GOT SOUL 32 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,412 ♪ HA, AND I'M SUPER BAD 33 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:35,329 ♪ HEY, I SAID I'M SUPER BAD 34 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,028 ♪ BRIDGE COME ON 35 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,725 ♪ UP AND DOWN 36 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,989 ♪ AND AROUND AND AROUND 37 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:47,732 ♪ UP AND DOWN 38 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,780 ♪ AND ALL AROUND 39 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:55,523 ♪ RIGHT ON, PEOPLE 40 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:58,221 ♪ GIMME, GIMME 41 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,529 ♪ YEAH 42 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:06,795 OOF! AH HURT MAH'SELF. 43 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,667 AND IT'S NOT LIKE THINGS GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER FROM THERE. 44 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:13,149 AS THE YEARS WENT BY, HE GOT TALLER, WHITER, SKINNIER. 45 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,588 FIRST DAY, SENIOR YEAR. 46 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:20,069 - AND WE'RE GONNA BE THE TOP DOGS. - RUFF! 47 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,462 RUFF! RUFF! 48 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:22,941 - RUFF! - RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! 49 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,334 [ Laughing ] 50 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:28,730 I WISH I'D DROWNED THIS SUMMER. 51 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,298 WE ALL DO, KIRK. 52 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,822 LET'S FACE IT. WE'RE BLIPS, AND WE'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE BLIPS. 53 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,346 - "BLIPS"? - MAN, WE BARELY ON THE RADAR. 54 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,392 NOT THIS YEAR. WE'RE SENIORS. 55 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:41,090 SORRY, KIDS, I GOTTA GO WITH DIZZY ON THIS ONE. 56 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,788 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO MAKE A CHANGE. 57 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,748 - [ Groans ] - FULL METAL JACKET. 58 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,707 [ Laughs ] DAD, PUT THOSE AWAY. 59 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:52,754 - [ Laughs ] - YOU'RE SUCH A DORK. 60 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,235 I SAY WE BE HOME SCHOOLING? WHO'S WITH ME? 61 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:57,149 - MY DAD COULD TEACH DRINKING. - A'RIGHT. 62 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,239 NOBODY BAILS. BANDS STICK TOGETHER. 63 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,724 GUYS, RELAX. MUSIC HAS THE POWER TO TRANSFORM. 64 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,643 - OW! - [ Laughing ] 65 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,342 - [ Muffled ] THERE'S SOME PAIN. - GOOD LUCK, SON. 66 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,257 YO, BLIP, LITTLE HELP? 67 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,000 - [ Grunts ] - OOF! 68 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:25,395 - [ Animal Roars ] - I'LL NEVER GET USED TO THAT. I MEAN-- 69 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:27,484 - [ Car Alarm Wailing ] - CAN ANYONE HELP ME? 70 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:30,792 GET OUT OF THE WAY. 71 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,492 - OKAY. - WHOA, HANG ON. 72 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,320 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO HER. 73 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,931 I MEAN, THAT IS TINA "ASSGOOD," MAN. 74 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,629 SO? 75 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:42,891 THAT'S LIKE A WOOD ELF VERSUS AL'KABAR. 76 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,588 YOU'LL GET POWER-LEVELED. 77 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:47,112 WE'RE NOT PLAYING EVERQUEST. WE'RE HERE ON PLANET EARTH. 78 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,810 YOU SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 79 00:04:49,985 --> 00:04:51,073 I'M GOIN' IN. 80 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,292 ♪ WATCH ME 81 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:54,903 TAKE THIS. 82 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,516 YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU CAN DO THIS. 83 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,953 - TINA. - AND YOU ARE? 84 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,086 - DIZZY. - [ Alarm Continues ] 85 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,348 ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME, OR WHAT? 86 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,480 OH, YEAH. 87 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,657 UH, YOU GOTTA KNOW YOUR, UH-- 88 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,614 [ Clicking ] 89 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,095 [ Alarm Chirps, Stops ] 90 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,966 IT'S REALLY VERY TECHNICAL. 91 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,360 A BLIP IS TALKIN' TO TINA OSGOOD. 92 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,361 YO, LOOK AT MY BOY. 93 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,190 DIDN'T THEY TIE YOU UP LAST YEAR... 94 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,626 AND MAKE YOU WEAR RUBBER BREASTS? 95 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:25,237 [ Muffled Grunting ] 96 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,718 YOU REMEMBER. THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 97 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,372 I IMAGINE GOD HAVING AN ASS LIKE THAT. 98 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,114 DID THAT SOUND GAY? 99 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,898 I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. 100 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:36,336 WE'RE SENIORS NOW AND, UM, MAYBE SOMETIME, 101 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,990 IF YOU WANTED TO DRINK COFFEE, YOU KNOW, 102 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,252 NEAR ME, 103 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,386 I WOULD PAY. 104 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,388 TRYEAH?Y-- 105 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,216 YOU'TYPE.MY-- 106 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,087 [ School Bell Rings ] 107 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,742 YOU KNOW THOSE MOMENTS WHEN A MAN MAKES A DECISION 108 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,049 THAT'LL CHANGE HIS ENTIRE LIFE... 109 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:58,183 AND HE STEPS UP TO BECOME THE HERO HE WAS MEANT TO BE? 110 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,446 THIS AIN'T ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS. 111 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,753 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE "TYPE" THING, 112 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:05,756 AND TO BE HONEST, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE EITHER. 113 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,977 [ Laughs ] DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK? 114 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,893 NO, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH GIVING IT A SHOT. 115 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,242 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 116 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,200 [ Ethereal Chord ] 117 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,899 YO, FREAK! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 118 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,728 TALKING, EXCHANGING WORDS, INNOCENT CONVERSATION. 119 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,512 INNOCENT? THEN WHAT'S THIS? 120 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:24,340 [ Gasps ] 121 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,473 [ Gasping ] 122 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,736 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING! 123 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,477 HEY, LOSER, NICE PUP TENT. 124 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,044 WE NEED TO COVER YOU UP. 125 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,394 [ Fabric Ripping ] 126 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,656 - [ Rock ] - OW! 127 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,397 OH! 128 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,225 WHAT IS THIS? 129 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,924 MRS. WHITMAN, IT'S MY, UM-- 130 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,316 WELL, IT'S MINE NOW. 131 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,623 OUCH! 132 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,190 IS THIS A WEAPON? 133 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,366 YOU CAN'T BRING LOADED WEAPONS TO SCHOOL. 134 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,934 LADY, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TEARING THE SKIN! 135 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,676 MRS. WHITMAN! [ Screams ] 136 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,808 OW! MY-- 137 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:01,246 I'M SHOWING THIS TO PRINCIPAL ZAYLOR. 138 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,813 - CUT IT OUT! - [ Cracks ] 139 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:09,341 [ No Audible Scream ] 140 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,214 ♪ GIRL, YOU REALLY GOT ME GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' 141 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:14,869 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME 142 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:17,698 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME 143 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:20,527 ♪ YOU REALLY GOT ME YOU REALLY GOT ME ♪ 144 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:30,014 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'. IT'S NOT MEDICALLY POSSIBLE. 145 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:32,452 LET ME ASK YOU THIS-- ARE YOU A DOCTOR? 146 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,279 [ Screeches ] 147 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:38,719 I HAVE GOOD NEWS. YOUR SON'S CONDITION IS TREATABLE. 148 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,982 CONDITION? WHAT CONDITION? 149 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:43,158 THAT I CAN PEE AROUND A CORNER? 150 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,855 DIZZY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 151 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,336 HE CAN'T HELP IT. YOU SEE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH DIZZY, 152 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,469 IN MEDICAL TERMS, 153 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,123 IT'S CALLED TOURETTE'S SYNDROME. 154 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,343 [ Laughs ] TOURETTE SYNDROME? 155 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,868 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F-- [ Muffled ] 156 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,043 LANGUAGE, SON. 157 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,915 NO, NO, NO. 158 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,395 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CURE HIM WITH FORCE, PAPA BEAR. 159 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:07,530 IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT O' HUGS AND A LOT O' DRUGS. 160 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:10,664 NOW, ONLY TAKE ONE O' THESE A DAY. NICE PACK. 161 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:19,194 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS GOING NOWHERE FAST ♪ 162 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:23,328 THERE HE IS. DIZ? 163 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,026 [ Slurred ] THEY GAVE ME THESE PILLS FOR MY TOURETTE'S, 164 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,289 BUT THEY'RE NOT... WORKING. 165 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,247 COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 166 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:35,471 NOT THAT BAD? AT LEAST AS BLIPS... 167 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,560 WE WERE INVISIBLE. 168 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,563 IF YOU BREAK YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL, 169 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,130 PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT. 170 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:43,566 HE'S RIGHT. HIS LIFE IS RUINED. 171 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,090 I MEAN, I'M AN IDIOT. 172 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:49,267 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN. 173 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,139 I NEED MORE OF THESE PILLS. 174 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,184 ♪ [ Choir ] OH, HAPPY DAY 175 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:57,058 - ♪ OH, HAPPY DAY - OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 176 00:08:57,101 --> 00:08:58,712 YO, DIZ, MAN, HOW CAN YOU BE DEPRESSED... 177 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,889 WITH ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL CHURCH MUSIC LIKE THAT PLAYING, HUH? 178 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,586 DIZ? 179 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,068 DIZ? 180 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:10,550 ♪ - OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY - OH, HAPPY DAY 181 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,988 ♪ - OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY - OH, HAPPY DAY ♪ 182 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:17,818 - OH, WHAT A HAPPY DAY - OH, HAPPY DAY 183 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,563 YES, YES, YES! 184 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,653 THANK YOU, BROTHERS AND SISTERS... 185 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,612 OF THE SUNSHINE GOSPEL CHOIR. 186 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,962 VERY STIRRING. 187 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,224 VERY HIP. 188 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,617 AMEN! 189 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,314 YES, YES, YES. 190 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:39,448 NOW, DO THE REST OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLE KNOW... 191 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:40,971 WHAT ELSE IS HIP? 192 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,147 SEXUAL ABSTINENCE. 193 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,714 CAN I GET AN "AMEN" ON THAT? 194 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,411 AMEN! 195 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,500 OH, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 196 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:50,285 GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 197 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,113 I SAID, GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 198 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,071 GLORY, HALLELUJAH! 199 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,987 - GLORY, HALLELUJAH! - OOF! 200 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,162 [ Slurred ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 201 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,862 BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 202 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:05,169 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ALL ABOUT SEX. 203 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,998 THE DEVIL'S MIDDLE NAME. SEX! 204 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,521 AMEN! 205 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,655 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST FORM OF SEXUAL ABSTINENCE IS? 206 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,876 - BEIN' ME. - [ Murmuring ] 207 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,051 CAN I GET AN "AMEN"? 208 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,488 AMEN! 209 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,055 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOME PAIN? 210 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,144 LET ME HEAR YA! YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PAIN? 211 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,189 THAT BOY'S GOT THE SPIRIT. 212 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,017 HE'S AN IDIOT. 213 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,411 IF EVERY MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX EVER TOLD YOU... 214 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,586 YOU WERE NOT HER TYPE! 215 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,327 AMEN! 216 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,156 LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN"... 217 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,549 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD DUCT TAPE-UH RIPPED OFF-UH... 218 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:38,812 YOUR NAKED BUTTOCKS-UH! 219 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,552 AMEN! 220 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,685 LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN"... 221 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:46,428 IF YOU'VE EVER HAD YOUR MANHOOD RIGHT-ANGLED... 222 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,518 IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE-UH CONGREGATION! 223 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,261 NOW, LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN" UP HIGH-- 224 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,479 LET'S GO, WHITE BOY. 225 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,916 AMEN! 226 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,657 LET ME HEAR YA SHOUT "AMEN." 227 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,267 THIS BOY WAS IN PAIN. 228 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,183 HE WAS IN TROUBLE. HE NEEDED GUIDANCE. 229 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,228 HE WAS ABOUT TO GET A LESSON IN BAD 230 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,360 FROM THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 231 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,840 [ Flashbulbs Popping ] 232 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,711 [ Door Slams ] 233 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:13,194 WHAT HAPPENED TO PACO? 234 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,630 I GOT NO ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. 235 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,067 BACK UP. THE NEW MAN IS MINE. 236 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,373 [ Whip Snaps ] 237 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,767 NOT THE CRAZY EYES, LUTHER. I WAS JUST MESSIN'. 238 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,768 YOU BEEN LOOKIN' AT MY JANET? 239 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,161 NO. NO WAY. 240 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,602 EIGHTEEN YEARS AND FORTY-ONE DAYS... 241 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,953 IT'S ME AND YOU, BABY. 242 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,389 [ Whip Snaps ] 243 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,696 UM, 244 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,045 OKAY, I'M SCARED. 245 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,572 - GUARD? - OH, THAT'S SO-- 246 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,226 RELAX, WHITE BOY. 247 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,575 OKAY. 248 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,229 WHAT'D YA DO TO GET IN HERE? 249 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:52,146 UM, WELL, I-I-I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 250 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,626 S-SEE, I'VE BEEN HEAVILY MEDICATED LATELY, 251 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:57,325 - AND THE LAST THING I REMEMBER... - [ Sniffing ] 252 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,631 IS MY DAD DROPPING ME OFF IN SCHOOL. 253 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,460 - YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL? - YES. 254 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,901 I STILL GET CHILLS THINKIN' ABOUT IT. 255 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,599 FISH STICKS! 256 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,688 [ Spits ] 257 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,863 WELL, I'VE OFFICIALLY BECOME... 258 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,605 THE BIGGEST LOSER AT MY SCHOOL, 259 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,302 SO I DON'T THINK I'LL BE GOING BACK THERE. 260 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,261 SO IT'S OKAY. 261 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,916 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 262 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,961 [ Whispering ] I SEE THAT. 263 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,442 I WAS A BI-ITCH AT THE LAST PRISON. 264 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,184 I REMEMBER THEY STRAPPED ME TO A CHAIR... 265 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,926 WITH DUCT TAPE... IN A DRESS! 266 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,798 WITH... MAKEUP? 267 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,713 - FAKE-- - [ Together ] RUBBER BREASTS. 268 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,719 MY BROTHER, 269 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,853 COME ON OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN. 270 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,160 YOU KNOW, HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT LIKE PRISON: 271 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,990 BAD FOOD, HIGH FENCES. 272 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,905 THE SEX YOU WANT, YOU AIN'T GETTIN', 273 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,778 THE SEX YOU GETTIN', YOU DON'T WANT. 274 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:03,826 I SEEN TERRIBLE THINGS. 275 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:07,482 YESTERDAY, AN 80-YEAR-OLD LIBRARIAN BROKE MY PENIS. 276 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,833 YOU WIN. 277 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,489 SO HOW DID YOU CHANGE THINGS? 278 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,796 GOT MYSELF THROWN OUT THE LAST PRISON, 279 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,928 THEN I STARTED FRESH HERE. 280 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,974 THAT WORKED? 281 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,889 - WATCH THIS. - [ Whip Snaps ] 282 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,542 [ Gasping ] 283 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,892 - [ Whip Snaps ] - [ Gasps ] 284 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,854 WOW. THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA DO-- 285 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,509 SWITCH PRISONS AND START OVER. 286 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,467 YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO GET KICKED OUT. 287 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,860 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 288 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,427 WELL, THE FIRST THING I DID... 289 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,865 WAS BROKE ALL THE RULES. 290 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,085 I CAN BREAK ALL THE RULES. 291 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,652 THEN I STARTED ACTIN' CRAZY. 292 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,352 YEAH, I CAN ACT ALL-- [ Imitating Luther ] CRAZY. 293 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,310 THEN I GRABBED A BROKEN MOP HANDLE 294 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,964 AND SNAPPED IT ACROSS THE WARDEN'S BUTT. 295 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,752 [ School Bell Ringing ] 296 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,450 HEY, LISTEN, YOU GUYS, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 297 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,668 I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE. 298 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,670 WHY DON'T WE GET EXPELLED TOGETHER? 299 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,934 NAH, THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN GO. 300 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,936 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, GLEN? - NO. 301 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,025 I TALK A BIG GAME, BUT I'M NOT AS TOUGH AS I LOOK. 302 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,461 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 303 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,858 EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, MR. HARRISON? 304 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,730 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 305 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,384 WHAT AMI THINKING? 306 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,172 HEY, EVERYBODY, THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 23 IS "GUAM." 307 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,347 THANKS, BROKE WOOD. 308 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,002 AND, MR. LUBEROFF, 309 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,525 THERE'S MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM AT FINALS TIME. 310 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,831 [ Sputtering ] 311 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,312 ♪ WATCH ME 312 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,791 [ Screeches ] 313 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,969 MY LORD, DIZZY-- CHEATIN', BRIBERY. 314 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,796 THOSE ARE GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION-- 315 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,147 OR AN OBVIOUS CRY FOR HELP. 316 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,715 WOULD BE BADLY UPSET. 317 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,196 OTHERS, LIKE THE PRAYING MANTIS, OFTEN EAT THEIR MATES-- 318 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,894 [ Flips Switch ] 319 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,244 WHAT'S BROKE WOOD DOING? 320 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,467 ♪ WALKIN' THROUGH THE CORRIDORS 321 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,904 ♪ THIRD-YEAR SOPHOMORE FEELIN' LIKE AN AMATEUR 322 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,210 ♪ A SPY IN CANADA 323 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,777 ♪ TALKIN' TO THE COUNSELOR WHO'S BORED WITH HIS OWN JOKES 324 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,647 ♪ - CHECKIN' ON MY STORY - [ Students ] HUH? 325 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,127 ♪ I MUST BE IMMATURE 326 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,868 ♪ MY BRAIN'S ON A DETOUR NEVER GONNA LIVE 327 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,565 ♪ TO BE A SENIOR 328 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,002 ♪ BUT I DON'T CARE 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S UNFAIR 329 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,308 ♪ I GOT PLANS TO BE THE DROPOUT MILLIONAIRE 330 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,006 ♪ OH, NO, DON'T GET ME WRONG 331 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,051 ♪ ME AND SCHOOL JUST DON'T GET ALONG ♪ 332 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,879 YO, THAT'S PRINCIPAL ZAYLOR. 333 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,142 [ Gasping, Laughing ] 334 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,101 [ Groaning, Straining ] 335 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,934 YOU'RE A FIGHTER. TRY THIS! 336 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,327 CHICKEN! CHICKEN! 337 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,590 SAY "MERCY." [ Groans ] 338 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:46,206 OH, YOU'RE ALMOST AT THE HEAD OF THE CLASS. 339 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,947 - [ Flatulence, Splashing ] - [ Groans ] 340 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,471 [ Splashing ] 341 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,343 AND... CUT. 342 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,519 [ Laughing ] 343 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,784 [ Screeches ] 344 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,570 THIS IS THE PART OF MY JOB I HATE. 345 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,311 EXPELLING PEOPLE? 346 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,749 NO, SILLY GOOSE, WE'RE GONNA DOUBLE YOUR MEDICATION, 347 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:11,535 INCREASE YOUR THERAPY AND YOU MAY STAY ANOTHER YEAR. 348 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,798 HEY, LOSER, HOW'S IT HANGIN'? 349 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,585 YOU'RE KIDDING. 350 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,761 THAT TOILET-CAM WAS YOUR BEST WORK EVER. 351 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,719 LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE-- 352 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,683 OR AM I? 353 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,993 HEY! HEY! 354 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,604 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 355 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,955 [ Cracks ] 356 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,043 HUH? HALT! 357 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,917 DID YOU JUST BREAK THAT MOP, HARRISON? GIVE ME THAT. 358 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,006 YES. 359 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,358 YOU DESTROYED SCHOOL PROPERTY. YOU'RE EXPELLED. 360 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:53,795 YES! 361 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,712 I DID IT. I BUSTED OUT. 362 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,975 A'RIGHT, KID. I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 363 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,542 YOU READY TO BE LUTHER-SIZED? 364 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,978 PREACH, MY BROTHER. 365 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,589 MAN, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU FROM BITCH TO BULL. 366 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,503 [ Laughs ] 367 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,290 [ Horse Snorting ] 368 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:17,427 YOU WANNA GET A REPUTATION AT YOUR NEW SCHOOL, 369 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,300 YOU HAVE TO CRACK OPEN HEADS IN THE YARD DAY ONE. 370 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,564 FIND THE BIGGEST, BADDEST CAT AND WHUP HIS ASS. 371 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,740 MAKE SURE EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN. 372 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:29,309 "EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN." GOT IT. 373 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,702 [ Grunts ] 374 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,270 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE. 375 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,706 [ Grunting ] 376 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,012 LIKE BARCLAY. 377 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,448 WHO'S BARCLAY? 378 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,841 HE'S THE BULLY AT MY LAST SCHOOL. 379 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,364 [ Grunts ] 380 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,758 HE MIGHT BE BORN WITH IT, 381 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,281 BUT WITH MY INSIGHT, STREET SMARTS... 382 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,936 AND KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE, 383 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,633 WE GONNA PERFECT IT. 384 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,157 - [ Horse Neighs ] - UH-OH. 385 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,858 [ Gunshot ] 386 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,555 AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 387 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,949 HAPPENS EVERY DAY. SAME CAT. 388 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,733 NEVER GETS AWAY. COME ON. 389 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,128 THE FIRST THING YOU WANNA DO... 390 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,740 IS GOUGE THE DUDE'S EYES OUT SO HE CAN'T SEE TO FIGHT. 391 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:12,265 HEY, THIS KID'S IN HIGH SCHOOL. 392 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,006 OH, THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANNA FIGHT DIRTY. 393 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,357 ALL RIGHT, SET YOUR FEET, 394 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,795 SPREAD YOUR PALMS-- TIGER CLAW! 395 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,144 [ Gong Sounds ] 396 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,712 ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT "TIGER PAW"? 397 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,323 - [ Groans ] - [ Hits Ground ] 398 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,151 - TIGER CLAW! - [ Gong Sounds ] 399 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,892 NOW YOU'RE READY. 400 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,372 [ Growling ] 401 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,026 JUST WATCH MY HANDS. WATCH MY HANDS. 402 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,289 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ] 403 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,205 - [ Laughs ] - [ Laughing ] 404 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,906 GRAB SOME ROPE. WE GOTTA BUILD SOME MUSCLE. 405 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,909 OH, YOU ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T GET UP THERE. 406 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,955 WELL, MOTIVATION'S ON THE WAY. HEH, HEH. 407 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:54,307 YES, INDEED-Y. FEED THE NEEDY. THERE YOU GO. 408 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,743 LUTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 409 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,005 YES, INDEED. OH, GET UP THERE. 410 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,963 WHAT'S THAT BURNING? THAT'S ME! 411 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,139 [ Screams ] 412 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:06,014 UH, JUST ROLL AROUND. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 413 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,756 IF YOU CAN'T ACT TOUGH, YOU GOTTA LOOK TOUGH. 414 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:14,849 - OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW-- - [ Sizzling ] 415 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,634 BUTCH UP, GIRLY-PANTS. 416 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,549 GOT A SEC? 417 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,898 PHONE CALL FOR YOU, WARDEN. 418 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,511 WIFE AGAIN? 419 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,077 [ Horse Neighs ] 420 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,038 [ Gunshot ] 421 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,910 [ Laughing ] 422 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,086 I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT. [ Laughs ] 423 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,265 IF YOU TALK THE TALK, YOU WALK THE WALK-- 424 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,440 HEY, LUTHER. 425 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,746 OTHERWISE, YOU BE LINED IN CHALK. 426 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,706 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEBODY. 427 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,404 [ Metal Door Clangs ] 428 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,232 - THE FUNK MASTER. - [ Hissing ] 429 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,016 [ Trumpet Fanfare ] 430 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:56,238 SOMEBODY... GIVE ME A BEAT! 431 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,761 ♪ STAND ON THE STAGE LOOKIN' GOOD IN THE LIGHT 432 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,850 ♪ A YOUNG BLACK RAPPER I DO ALL RIGHT 433 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,635 ♪ AND YOU CAN FEEL THE KIDS A-KICKIN' HIS SONGS 434 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,940 ♪ AND WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE 435 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,507 THEM CRAZY EYES-- 436 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,422 IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY HIT YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD... 437 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,903 AND YOUR EYES ALMOST JUMP OUT YOUR SKULL. 438 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,644 TRY IT! 439 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:14,256 THIS IS YOUR "BROTHER, WHERE MY MONEY" WALK. 440 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,476 WHERE IT AT? WHERE IT AT? 441 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:21,002 'BOUT TO BUST A CAP. 'BOUT TO BUST A CAP. 442 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,918 FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OUT. YOU GOTTA OPEN 'EM UP... 443 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,660 SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE THE ROCKS, THE BULLETS IN THERE. 444 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,235 LOOSEN THE ASS. 445 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,673 THAT'S TOO LOOSE. 446 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:42,458 THEY GONNA TRY AND PLAY YOU LIKE A BITCH, 447 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,286 SO YOU GOTTA HIT 'EM WITH A "BITCH" FIRST, 448 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,376 LIKE "WHO'S THE BITCH NOW"? 449 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,899 WATCH THIS. 450 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,338 [ Whip Snaps ] 451 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,038 TRY IT! TRY IT! 452 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,257 [ Squeaky Scratching ] 453 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,351 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 454 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,051 I'M THINKING, HALF BRAD PITT, FIGHT CLUB, 455 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,966 HALF ANNE HECHE, IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK. 456 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,490 THIS IS FOR YOUR STUDENT I.D. 457 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,319 YOUR NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE. 458 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,929 AND THIS ONE'S FOR THE PLAYER'S CLUB. 459 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,976 ESTE! QUIETO, PAPI. 460 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,456 [ Laughing ] 461 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,808 HA-- THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 462 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,333 BILLYCOCK IT! YOU KNOW? COCK IT. FIRE! 463 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,727 COCK IT. SHOOT THE GUN. 464 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,729 SHOOT THE GUN! COCK IT-- 465 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:36,773 [ Hits Floor ] 466 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,081 TIGER CLAW! 467 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,865 [ Gong Sounds ] 468 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:44,259 [ Laughs ] 469 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,001 - [ Yells ] - [ Bell Rings ] 470 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:50,700 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS WIT' YO BAD SELF 471 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:55,270 ♪ GET UP ON THIS WATCH ME ♪ 472 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,185 [Luther] NOW YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR NEW PRISON. 473 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,840 ♪ JUST WANT TO CLING ON SWING ON AND SO FORTH 474 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,755 ♪ GO ON, FALL OFF THE HO'S ROLL ON 475 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,497 ♪ TILL THE NEXT ROCK SUPERSTAR WITH NO SHAME ♪ 476 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,022 HEY, MASCOT, YOU DROPPED YOUR BAGPIPES! 477 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,850 [ Honks ] 478 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,113 OH, THANK YOU. [ Groans ] 479 00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,244 SUCK ON THAT, PAL! 480 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,376 [ Panting ] 481 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,986 HEY, TUBA MIDGET. 482 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,600 HAVE A NICE DAY. 483 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,341 THIS PLACE IS A ZOO. 484 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,821 HE DID SAY 12:30. 485 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:25,953 YEAH. 486 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,171 SO WHERE IS HE? 487 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,347 [ Vehicle Approaching ] 488 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,453 [ Murmuring ] 489 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:55,809 [ Beeping ] 490 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,377 [ Hydraulics Hissing ] 491 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,552 [ Whirring ] 492 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,602 [ Chains Rattling ] 493 00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,215 OOH. 494 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,391 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? - [ Heavy Breathing ] 495 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,612 [ Heavy Breathing Continues ] 496 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,444 [ Chains Rattling ] 497 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,577 [ Heavy Breathing Continues ] 498 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:30,626 [ Whispering ] GOOD LUCK, KID. 499 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,455 FLIP HIM! 500 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,370 [ Chains Rattling ] 501 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,545 BACK IN THE TRUCK! 502 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,468 [ Both ] WHOA. 503 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,557 IS THAT... DIZ? 504 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,563 - OH, MY GOD. - [ Laughing ] 505 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:02,136 HE'S GOT KIND OF A... 506 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:06,401 BRAD PITT THING GOING THERE. 507 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,843 FROM BITCH TO BULL, BABY. 508 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:23,592 I SAW A LITTLE ANNE HECHE THERE TOO. 509 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,247 DOES THATSOUND GAY? 510 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,597 "FIND THE BIGGEST, BADDEST MOTHER IN THE YARD... 511 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,512 AND KNOCK HIS ASS OUT." 512 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,344 LIFT THE KNEES, MAGGOT. 513 00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:39,782 MAYBE WE'LL WIN ONE SORRY-ASS GAME THIS YEAR. 514 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,871 - I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE, COACH. - USE IT! 515 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:44,874 KEEP LOOKIN' AT THE HORSE'S ASS AND RUN. 516 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,529 ♪ ON THOSE SATURDAYS WHEN KIDS GO OUT AND PLAY 517 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,140 ♪ YO, I WAS UP IN MY ROOM I LET THE STEREO BLAZE 518 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:52,708 ♪ WASN'T FADED, NOT JADED JUST A KID 519 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:56,407 ♪ WITH A PAD AND A PEN AND A BIG IMAGINATION ♪ 520 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,105 BIGGEST AND BADDEST, BABY-- 521 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:01,021 A-T-T-A-C-K THE LEADER OF THE PACK. 522 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,023 PUNCH. A-T-T-A-C-K-- 523 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,329 CARMEN, MORE CHEER, LESS BULL DANCE, OKAY? 524 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:07,549 WE DON'T WANT GUYS STUFFING BILLS DOWN YOUR PANTIES. 525 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,769 WHAT PANTIES? 526 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,380 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM, I'M COMIN' DOWN ON THE STEREO 527 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,208 ♪ HEAR ME ON THE RADIO 528 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:16,645 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM I'M COMIN' DOWN ♪ 529 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,867 [ Whimpers ] 530 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,782 DON'T I HAVE A DREAMY BOYFRIEND? 531 00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,132 AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY SEES HIM GO DOWN. 532 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,483 CAREFUL. 533 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,356 HEY, YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 534 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,010 WRONG LEVEL, BITCH. 535 00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,055 BITCH? SAY WHAT? 536 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,890 I THINK WE GOT A REAL SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE. 537 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,545 YEAH? WELL, IF IT'S YOU, THERE'S NO PRO-- 538 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,851 [ Screams ] 539 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:51,724 [ Grunting ] 540 00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:53,552 WHOA! 541 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,640 [ Laughing ] 542 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,038 [ School Bell Ringing ] 543 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,867 ♪ I'M COMIN' DOWN ON THE STEREO HEAR ME ON THE RADIO ♪ 544 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:07,261 - HI. - OKAY. 545 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:12,048 ♪ CLICK, CLICK, BOOM 546 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,096 DUDE, WHAT'S WITH YOU? 547 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:18,620 WHO'S THE BI-ITCH NOW? 548 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,753 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Grunting ] 549 00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:28,587 YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT TO COME SCOOP UP YOUR FRIEND. 550 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:32,895 SHIT. 551 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:37,204 [ Panting ] 552 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,298 [ Grunting ] 553 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:00,793 [ Grunting ] 554 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:03,230 GOD-- 555 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:08,757 [ Panting ] 556 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,672 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', FREAK? 557 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:14,328 KNOCKING YOU INTO THE HALL AND ME INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS. 558 00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:15,982 [ Whispers ] OKAY-- 559 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,810 [ Shouts ] WHO'S THE BI-ITCH NOW? 560 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,778 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 561 00:27:29,822 --> 00:27:30,736 [ Body Skidding On Wall ] 562 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,174 OH, GOD. 563 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,436 [ Panting ] 564 00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:42,704 - [ Glass Breaks ] - [ Glass Hitting Floor ] 565 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,628 DON'T PUSH AWAY. 566 00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,678 [ Hits Floor ] 567 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:09,775 HELP. 568 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,433 [ Alarm Ringing ] 569 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,744 WHO'S... THE... 570 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:24,441 BITCH... NOW? 571 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,923 - [ Grunts ] - [ Gasping ] 572 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,709 - [ Alarm Continues ] - [ Murmuring ] 573 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:33,059 COMING THROUGH. LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT. 574 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:36,149 LOOK OUT. COMING THROUGH. TAKE YOUR HAT OFF IN SCHOOL. 575 00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:39,805 - [ Alarm Continues ] - [ Key Chain Zips ] 576 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:40,806 - [ Alarm Stops ] - [ Key Chain Zips ] 577 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,072 CAN WE ALL HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CONNER MAGUIRE? 578 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,989 EVERYONE? COME ON. YEAH. 579 00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:52,556 EVERYONE? YOU? YEAH. 580 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,993 COME ON. DON'T BE SHY. 581 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,866 STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! 582 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,743 HELLO, SON. 583 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,354 NOW, I TOLD YOU LAST TIME, YOU START SOMETHING, YOU'RE WHAT? 584 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,704 YOU'RE GONE! 585 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,403 WELL, MY FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE IT'S LAST CALL, HUH? 586 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:14,578 LAST CALL? 587 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:15,841 HE DIDN'T START IT. 588 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:17,538 I DID. 589 00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,673 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 590 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:23,805 I'M THE NEW GUY. 591 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:24,937 [ Whip Snaps ] 592 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:26,199 [ Gasping ] 593 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,768 [ Whip Snaps ] 594 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,730 HEY, MAN, HOW'S THE NOSE? 595 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,775 SHUT UP. 596 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,042 LOOK AT "DAT" FREAK SITTING ON "TOB" OF THE TOWER. 597 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,914 MOVE! 598 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,655 I THINK WE SHOULD UNROLL THE WELCOME MAT. 599 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,918 YEAH? I THINK I SHOULD GO KICK HIS ASS. 600 00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:52,791 GREAT. I'VE DREAMED OF DATING THE EXPELLED GUY. 601 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,227 EXPELLED GUYS ROCK. 602 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:56,098 LATER. 603 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,755 LATER. 604 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,236 YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER THERE. 605 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,804 WELL, I WASN'T. NOW I AM. LATER. 606 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:12,898 HEY, MAN, SHE JUST DISSED YOU. 607 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,334 DUDE, SHUT UP. 608 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:25,084 HEY, NEW GUY. GOT A NAME? 609 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,133 HARRIS. GIL HARRIS. 610 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:34,615 I'M COURTNEY. THAT'S CARMEN. THAT'S DANIELLE. 611 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,791 SO HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR LITTLE SLICE OF PARADISE? 612 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,881 WELL, I GOTTA TELL YA, 613 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,884 IT'S NICE TO BE SOMEWHERE WITHOUT... BARS. 614 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,886 YOU WERE IN JAIL? 615 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,584 DID THEY GIVE YOU A FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCH? 616 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:51,284 FORGIVE MY FRIENDS. THEY GET REALLY SHY AROUND STRANGERS. 617 00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:53,242 MY FAULT. I TALK TOO MUCH. 618 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:57,029 - THAT'S HOT. - WELL, 619 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,640 THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT AT MY HOUSE... IF YOU CAN COME. 620 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:05,167 - [ Paper Crumples ] - I DON'T MAKE PLANS. 621 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:09,563 NOT MY STYLE. 622 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:15,786 [ Phil Collins ] AND I CAN FEEL IT COMING 623 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,528 ♪ IN THE AIR TONIGHT 624 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:23,098 ♪ OH, LORD 625 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:26,188 ♪ BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 626 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:29,583 ♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE 627 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,672 ♪ OH, LORD 628 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,936 ♪ [ Band ] I, I, I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE 629 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:39,549 ♪ AND I WON'T WORK FOR NOBODY BUT YOU, OOH, YEAH 630 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:42,465 ♪ - I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE - YEAH, BABY ♪ 631 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:44,163 A HUGGIN', KISSING THING 632 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,558 - [ Guitar Chord ] - WHOO! 633 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,212 WE LOVE YOU, ROCKY CREEK! 634 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,475 WE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! WE LOVE TEXAS, 635 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,826 AND WE LOVE YOU TOO! 636 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,611 SO I'M GUESSING THAT IT WENT WELL. 637 00:31:57,654 --> 00:32:00,135 FOR THE FIRST 18 YEARS, THINGS WERE ONE WAY, 638 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:01,876 AND IN TEN MINUTES IT COMPLETELY CHANGED. 639 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,183 THEY BOUGHT IT. 640 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,836 THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 641 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,101 YOU KNOW YOU JUST MADE IT TO THE 50th LEVEL OF KUNARK. 642 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:10,972 BETTER. I GOT INVITED TO A PARTY. 643 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,974 ME. DIZZY GILLESPIE HARRISON. 644 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,802 EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO THE BOOGALOO. 645 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,412 ♪ WATCH ME, HA 646 00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:18,632 WHOA, SLOW DOWN, FUNKY WHITE BOY. 647 00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:21,722 DID THEY INVITE YOU OR GIL HARRIS? 648 00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:24,507 WHATEVER. THE POINT IS, TODAY... 649 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:27,293 NOBODY STUFFED ME IN MY LOCKER OR SINGED OFF MY ASS HAIR. 650 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:29,469 - PLEASE-- - NO OFFENSE. 651 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,950 HEY, ARE YOU SAYING THESE CHICKS PARTY ON A SCHOOL NIGHT? 652 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,430 COURTNEY DOES. 653 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:43,004 THAT IS, WITHOUT DOUBT, THE SLUTTIEST GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN. 654 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:45,789 I KNOW. ISN'T IT GREAT? 655 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,663 YOU HAVE TO DO HER, AND WHILE YOU'RE WITH HER, THINK OF ME. 656 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,273 OKAY, THATSOUNDED GAY. 657 00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:53,536 THAT'S THE THING. COURTNEY'S EXPECTING... 658 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,060 "GIL" AT THE PARTY TONIGHT. 659 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,932 SHE'S RIGHT. HOW WOULD GIL HARRIS PARTY? 660 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,499 I THINK THE QUESTION IS, 661 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,980 HOW WOULD GIL GET JIGGY WITH THIS COURTNEY CHICK... 662 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,069 AND MAKE HER SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY"... 663 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:05,244 [ Laughs ] 664 00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,376 WHILE RESPECTING HER AS A WOMAN. 665 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:11,554 DIZ, YOU READY FOR THIS? 666 00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:14,035 LOOK, MY DAD LOVES THIS BIKE MORE THAN HE LOVES ME. 667 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:15,776 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 668 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,779 NO, IT IS. HE WROTE IT IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD. 669 00:33:18,822 --> 00:33:20,128 [ Sighs ] 670 00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:24,219 SO, PLEASE, BE VERY CAREFUL. 671 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:30,486 THIS IS A VINTAGE, FLAT TRACK RACING BIKE. 672 00:33:30,530 --> 00:33:32,662 - IT'S VERY POWERFUL. - [ Pats Cycle ] 673 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,186 YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 674 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:36,579 STAND BACK. 675 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,582 I'LL START IT FOR YOU. 676 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,323 [ Engine Starts, Revs ] 677 00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:43,934 [ Screeching ] 678 00:33:55,685 --> 00:34:00,647 NOW, REMEMBER, I WON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND TO DO THAT FOR YOU. 679 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:04,912 NOW I DON'T SEE THINGS THE WAY I DID BEFORE 680 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,219 CAN'T STAND FEELING THIS WAY 681 00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:11,310 COURTNEY GOT TONY HAWK TO COME TO HER PARTY? 682 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:15,662 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO FEEL SO DIFFERENT DAY TO DAY 683 00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,620 THERE'S NOTHING COOLER THAN THAT. 684 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,492 WHEN NOTHING'S CHANGED EXCEPT FOR, OH 685 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,365 - WHOA! - [ Horn Sounding ] 686 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:26,412 ♪ THINGS HAVE CHANGED I DON'T FEEL THE SAME ♪ 687 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,456 DUDE'S CRAZY. 688 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:32,853 [ Urinating ] 689 00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:35,812 HEY, MAN! THESE ARE DOCKERS. 690 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,249 I MADE IT. 691 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:39,947 [ Yells ] BUSH! 692 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:45,083 HEY! 693 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,172 COURTNEY, DID YOU SEE THAT INDY 360? 694 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,564 TONY, PLEASE. 695 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:54,657 RANI, DID YOU SEE THAT INDY 3? I COULD DO IT AGAIN. 696 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,137 [ Wheels Squeaking ] 697 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,321 HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE HOUSE? 698 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:07,409 UM-- 699 00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,544 WELL, AREN'T YOU THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE. 700 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,546 [ Laughs ] WELL, I-- 701 00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:15,243 WANNA COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME? 702 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,854 UM, I-- 703 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:20,161 WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME? 704 00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,729 UH, HEH. UH, WELL, I-- 705 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:25,297 WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF WITH YOUR TEETH? 706 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,691 OKAY, YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 707 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:32,391 AREN'T YOU COMING? 708 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:34,697 ALMOST. 709 00:35:34,741 --> 00:35:36,699 COURTNEY IS SUCH A SLUT. 710 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,919 WHICH DIDN'T STOP YOU DATING HER TWO MONTHS. 711 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:40,094 IT WAS FOUR. 712 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,487 [ Cat Screeches ] 713 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,274 - [ Hip-hop, Indistinct ] - [ Chattering ] 714 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,193 HEY, NEW GUY. 715 00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:04,074 YOU WANNA DANCE, NEW GUY? 716 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:16,174 HEH, HEH, HEH. 717 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,221 KNOW WHY I LIKE IT OUT HERE? 718 00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:23,050 THE VIEW? 719 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:26,314 NOPE. IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND. 720 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:27,576 DOESN'T THAT TURN YOU ON, 721 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:30,144 KNOWING WE COULD BE CAUGHT AT ANY MOMENT? 722 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,712 [ Laughs ] YEAH, WELL, THAT, UM, 723 00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:34,583 DOES MAKE THINGS INTERESTING. 724 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:35,802 MMM. 725 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,369 WANNA MAKE OUT? 726 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:39,675 OKAY. 727 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,242 OH, I FORGOT SOMETHING. 728 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,374 [ Rustling ] 729 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:44,941 [ Hitting Glass, Cat Screeches ] 730 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,639 READY FOR DESSERT? 731 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:49,729 GIL? 732 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,560 HELLO? 733 00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:55,474 [ Hip-hop ] 734 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,477 [ Whimpering ] 735 00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,739 COURTNEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 736 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,871 I CAN'T... BELIEVE IT-- 737 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,699 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 738 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,484 GIL... BLEW ME OFF. 739 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,790 [ Laughs ] IT SUCKS TO BE YOU. 740 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,792 CARMEN, PUT IT AWAY. 741 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,446 HONEY, I KNEW THAT BOY WAS TROUBLE. 742 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,534 SHIT. 743 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,495 HEY, HEY, GIRLS. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN'. 744 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,932 "HE'S TOO GOOD-LOOKING FOR ME," RIGHT? RIGHT? 745 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:22,065 HOLA? HABLA INGLES? HELLO-- 746 00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,850 - [ Metal Creaking ] - [ Yells ] 747 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,068 WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 748 00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,505 I'M EXERCISING. YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 749 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:29,377 NO. NO, NO. IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL. 750 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,031 HEY, WHAT DOES THAT HIT? YOUR, UH, LAT'S? 751 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,685 DELT'S? TRI'S? BI'S? 752 00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,774 BACK CURLS. GREAT FOR THE CALVES. 753 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,211 AB'S, COOL. SO YOU REALLY BLOW OFF COURTNEY? 754 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,778 YOU CAN TELL US. 755 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,214 [ Both ] YOU BLOW HER OFF? 756 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,390 I DIDN'T EXACTLY BLOW HER OFF. 757 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,784 OH, WAIT. STOP, STOP, STOP. STOP RIGHT THERE. 758 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:46,960 ANY DUDE WHO DISSES COURTNEY MUST DATE... 759 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:49,528 THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS WOMEN ON EARTH. 760 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,790 WHOA, WHOA! 761 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,836 HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY? 762 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,274 WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU ARE THE MAN. 763 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:58,188 YOU ARE THE MAN! [ Laughs ] 764 00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:00,756 DID HE SAY YOU'RE A FRAUD? 765 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,018 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE BEEN WITH ANYONE. 766 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,063 [ Murmuring ] 767 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:09,287 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE'S NOT JUST "ANYONE." 768 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,684 DUDE, THIS BABE'S GOT IT ALL. 769 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,252 YES, SHE DOES. 770 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,168 I BET SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY, HUH? 771 00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:22,778 HEY, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT, UM, 772 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,825 JOSEFINA'S WAITING FOR ME. 773 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:28,088 YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. 774 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,918 DON'T MAKE ME DO CRAZY EYES. 775 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:32,745 - [ Whip Snaps ] - [ Gasping ] 776 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:43,103 JOSEFINA. EXOTIC. ME GUSTA JOSEFINA. 777 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:46,236 GUYS, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 778 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,283 YEAH, IF WE WANNA GET CHICKS, WE GOTTA WORK ON OUR AB'S. 779 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,851 LET'S GO. COME ON. 780 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:54,114 COME ON. UP. READY? ONE, TWO-- 781 00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:55,202 [ Groans ] 782 00:38:56,899 --> 00:39:00,686 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. CHECK ME OUT, BABY. BAT WINGS! 783 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,209 HEY, CHUMP CHANGE, GET DOWN. 784 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:03,993 BACKBONES, BABY! WHOO! 785 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:06,039 [ Engine Clicking ] 786 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,388 WATCH. THAT BIKE WON'T EVEN START. 787 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,999 HE TRASHED IT WHEN HE LANDED. 788 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,827 - [ Clicking Continues ] - PLEASE START. PLEASE START. 789 00:39:13,089 --> 00:39:14,352 [ Engine Starts, Tires Screech ] 790 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:32,544 [ Engine Switches Off ] 791 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:34,850 IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB TRYIN' TO SAVE HIS BUTT. 792 00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:43,685 I ALMOST GOT LAID! 793 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:44,643 - WHOO, HOO! - DID HE SAY "BRAKE"? 794 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:47,559 [ Screeching ] 795 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,518 WHOA! 796 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,002 I ALMOST GOT LAID! HOO, HOO! 797 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,046 [ Laughing ] 798 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,398 ♪ SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMMA 799 00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:06,055 ♪ JUST AS FINE AS SHE CAN BE 800 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:09,450 ♪ HEY, SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMMA 801 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,672 ♪ JUST AS FINE AS SHE CAN BE 802 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:15,848 ♪ HOO, HOO 803 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:19,765 HEY, WAITING UP FOR ME, DAD? 804 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:20,896 YES, WE ARE. 805 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,071 "WE"? 806 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,989 HI. HEY. 807 00:40:27,033 --> 00:40:29,427 UH, DAD, WHAT IS MISS PIERCE DOING HERE? 808 00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:31,472 KIKI'S HERE TO HELP US. 809 00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:34,693 HELP US WITH WHAT? 810 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:36,738 AN INTERVENTION. 811 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:39,132 WE'RE SURROUNDIN' YOU WITH LOVE. 812 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,351 NOW SIT. 813 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:47,140 OKAY, DRAMATIC CHANGE IN APPEARANCE, 814 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:48,794 LACK OF COMMUNICATION, 815 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,578 ALTERED PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR-- 816 00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:52,667 WHAT ARE YA ON? 817 00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:54,452 - [ Squeaks ] - IS IT CRYSTAL METH? 818 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,889 IS IT THE CRANK? 819 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,195 ARE YA RIDIN' THE WHITE PONY, SON? 820 00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,806 [ Mouthing Words ] 821 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,287 UM, 822 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,595 NO, I'M NOT ON DRUGS, DAD, I-I'M--I'M HAPPY. 823 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,945 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN I-I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN, 824 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,294 I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY. 825 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:12,470 [ Squeaks ] 826 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,428 IT OCCURS TO ME TO TELL YOU... 827 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,039 THAT "DE-NIAL" IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT! 828 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,304 LOOK, SON, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 829 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:23,785 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT ALARMS GOIN' OFF AT WORK, 830 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:27,093 I MISSED THE ALARMS GOIN' OFF RIGHT HERE AT HOME. 831 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,573 BUT I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 832 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:30,488 COME MONDAY, I'M QUITTIN' MY JOB... 833 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:32,533 SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER 24-7. 834 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,753 BUT, DAD, HOW WILL YOU PAY THE MORTGAGE? 835 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,406 I'LL SELL THE HOUSE. 836 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:39,322 DAD, DO NOT-- 837 00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:41,977 I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THAT. 838 00:41:42,021 --> 00:41:45,154 LOOK, SON, THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, 839 00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:47,200 BUT WHEN THINGS GET TRULY BAD, 840 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,463 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DRASTIC CHANGE-- 841 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,465 COMPLETELY REVAMP EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE-- 842 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,684 [ Mouthing Words ] 843 00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:55,121 JUST TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. 844 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,689 BUT I DO UNDERSTAND THAT. I'M NOT SICK. 845 00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:00,779 I'M REVAMPED. I'M REVAMPED. I'M REVAMPED. 846 00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:02,955 IT'S VERY SWEET. 847 00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:05,610 UNDERNEATH THE TOURETTE'S AND THE CRANK, 848 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,481 HE STILL WANTS TO BE LIKE HIS DADDY. 849 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:14,488 I AM SO ONTO YOU. 850 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,490 [ Muffled ] YOU ARE? 851 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,448 YOU PRETEND TO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS SCHOOL, 852 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,451 BUT YOU TOTALLY GET OFF ON BEING A BAD-ASS. 853 00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:24,193 [ Coughs ] OH. YOU CAUGHT ME. 854 00:42:24,237 --> 00:42:26,674 YEAH, AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO USE YOU. 855 00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:32,462 OKAY, BUT, UM, ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. 856 00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,727 COME TO THE FOOTBALL GAME. 857 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:38,251 OUR TEAM SUCKS, NOBODY SHOWS. 858 00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:40,601 IT'S MORE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SIT ON A CAR AND DRINK... 859 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:42,603 AND PUKE THAN IT IS TO WATCH A GAME. 860 00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:43,952 IT'S HARD WORK PRETENDING NOT TO CARE. 861 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:46,825 YEAH, BUT IF YOU SHOWED UP 862 00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,348 MAYBE SOME OF THESE OTHER FOOLS WOULD TOO. 863 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:51,046 I'M IN. 864 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,570 [ Speaks Albanian ] 865 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,964 YOU-YAM-WHAT? 866 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:58,314 MY GRANDMOTHER'S ALBANIAN. IT MEANS "I OWE YOU ONE." 867 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:03,711 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 868 00:43:03,755 --> 00:43:05,974 JUST ASKING THE NEW GUY A FAVOR. 869 00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:08,760 AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED FROM HIM? 870 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,805 OH, JUST THINGS I'M NOT GETTING ELSEWHERE. 871 00:43:14,113 --> 00:43:15,418 [ Marching Band, Dissonant ] 872 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,600 [ Cheerleaders ] GO, FIGHT, WIN! 873 00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:24,602 GO, GO! 874 00:43:25,864 --> 00:43:27,213 FIGHT, FIGHT! 875 00:43:28,344 --> 00:43:31,957 WIN, WIN! GO, FIGHT, WIN! 876 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,047 [ Counting Off Unenthusiastically ] 877 00:43:35,090 --> 00:43:37,615 [ Danielle ] HERE WE GO, GUYS! COME ON! 878 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,313 COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND! 879 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:42,489 OKAY, READY? 880 00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,796 ♪ [ Chanting ] HOW FUNKY IS YOUR CHICKEN 881 00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:47,102 ♪ HOW LOOSE IS YOUR GOOSE 882 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:48,887 ♪ SO COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND 883 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,453 SO DANIELLE FINALLY DRAGGED YOU OUT 884 00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,194 TO ONE OF THESE FOOTBALL GAMES. 885 00:43:52,238 --> 00:43:54,501 I'M NOT AT THE GAME. I'M WITH YOU GUYS. 886 00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:56,851 PLUS, I JUST LIKE TO WATCH HER JUMP AROUND. 887 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,461 ♪ COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND 888 00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:00,638 YEAH, RIGHT. 889 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,683 [ Imitates Whip Cracking ] 890 00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:03,858 [ Continues Imitating Whip ] 891 00:44:03,902 --> 00:44:05,381 RIDE 'EM, COWBOY! 892 00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:06,861 WILL YOU SHUT UP! 893 00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:07,949 MAN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 894 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:15,478 ♪ EAST HIGHLAND BEND AND SHAKE YOUR CABOOSE ♪ 895 00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:18,917 - WHOO! GO, EAST HIGHLAND! - COME ON, EAST HIGHLAND! 896 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,875 - COME ON! - COME ON, PEOPLE. 897 00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:23,791 - GUYS? - HELLO? 898 00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:31,930 [ Players ] ONE! [ Coach ] ONE, TWO, THREE! 899 00:44:31,973 --> 00:44:34,019 - TWO! - ONE, TWO, THREE! 900 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,114 [ Grunts ] 901 00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:45,334 GUYS, THIS IS BULLSHIT. WE HAVEN'T WON A GAME IN FIVE YEARS. 902 00:44:45,378 --> 00:44:47,728 WE MIGHT AS WELL FORFEIT. WE'RE DEAD ANYWAY. 903 00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:49,382 TEN-HUT! 904 00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:02,700 HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND. 905 00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:13,798 DEAD? 906 00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:15,887 DID YOU SAY DEAD? 907 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:20,282 ALL THIS HOO-HA ABOUT BEING DEAD AND NOT WANTING TO FIGHT... 908 00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:21,501 AND STAYING OUT OF THE GAME... 909 00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:24,983 IS A LOAD OF CRAP! 910 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:28,987 DID WE GIVE UP WHEN PEARL HARBOR WAS BOMBED? 911 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:31,076 I THOUGHT THAT MOVIE MADE MONEY. 912 00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:35,515 WE DIDN'T GIVE UP THEN, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GIVE UP NOW! 913 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:40,128 AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TRADITIONALLY LOVE TO FIGHT. 914 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:45,177 ALL REAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS LOVE THE STING OF BATTLE! 915 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,874 THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS-- 916 00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:52,575 - [ Mutters ] I DON'T KNOW. - FEAR ITSELF. 917 00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:55,578 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 918 00:45:56,928 --> 00:45:59,017 WHERE'S THE HUNGER? 919 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,497 WHERE IS THE SCHOOL SPIRIT? 920 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:04,762 WASHINGTON HIGH? 921 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,242 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 922 00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:10,071 LINCOLN HIGH? 923 00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:12,508 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 924 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:13,858 HARDIN HIGH? 925 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:16,817 WE'RE GONNA BEAT 'EM. 926 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:18,427 YES! 927 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:22,170 LET'S DO IT! 928 00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,216 LET'S... DO IT! 929 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:31,701 - [ Grunts ] - [ Whinnies ] 930 00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:32,746 GO! 931 00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:37,142 THAT'S MY GODDAMN HORSE. 932 00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:38,926 HIT 'EM HIGH! HIT 'EM LOW! 933 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,671 [ All ] HIKE! 934 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:46,934 ♪ - [ Singing ] YO - HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM 935 00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:49,502 ♪ - HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM - HIT 'EM, G 936 00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,634 ♪ HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM 937 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:54,202 ♪ - HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM - WHAT YOU GON' DO 938 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:56,901 ♪ - HIT 'EM HIGH - HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM 939 00:46:56,944 --> 00:47:00,208 ♪ - HIT 'EM LOW - HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM, HIT 'EM ♪ 940 00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:03,951 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 941 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:19,488 - [ Cheering ] - [ Whistle Blows ] 942 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:23,492 - YES! - TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! 943 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:26,017 YES! HOW ABOUT THAT, HIGHLANDER FANS? 944 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,585 THAT'S OUR FIRST VICTORY SINCE THE LAST BUSH WAS PRESIDENT! 945 00:47:29,629 --> 00:47:33,938 - [ Bell Tolling ] - WE WON A GAME! WE WON A GAME! 946 00:47:33,981 --> 00:47:36,679 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE ACTUALLY WON A GAME! 947 00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:38,725 WHOO! 948 00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:42,033 [ Dizzy ] GO, HIGHLAND! 949 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,780 DANIELLE, WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON? 950 00:47:50,824 --> 00:47:52,217 YOU'RE INSANE. BUT THANK YOU. 951 00:47:53,218 --> 00:47:54,828 [ Speaks Albanian ] 952 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,917 HOW'D YOU LEARN HOW TO SAY YOU'RE WELCOME? 953 00:47:56,961 --> 00:48:00,094 FROM THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE ALBANIAN CHAT ROOM. 954 00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:02,662 OH, WHAT, YOU'RE IMPRESSED 'CAUSE THIS GUY SHOWED UP ON A HORSE? 955 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,403 NO, I'M IMPRESSED BECAUSE HE SHOWED UP FOR ME. 956 00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:06,927 LET'S GO. 957 00:48:09,277 --> 00:48:11,149 SHE JUST DISSED YOU AGAIN. 958 00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:12,933 DUDE, DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? 959 00:48:18,808 --> 00:48:21,202 MOST GUYS WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD SHOPPING. 960 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,943 WELL, I'M NOT MOST GUYS. 961 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,814 YOU DID SAY SWIMSUITS, RIGHT? 962 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,948 ♪ [ Singing ] YEAH 963 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:37,523 ♪ - UH-HUH - TELL ME THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN 964 00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:39,960 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT 965 00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:42,310 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK THEM HIPS 966 00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:43,833 ♪ - AND MAYBE YOU CAN GO GET IT - UH-HUH 967 00:48:43,877 --> 00:48:46,053 ♪ - UH-HUH - I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT 968 00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:49,839 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT 969 00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:52,103 ♪ - SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT - HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT 970 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:53,713 ♪ AND MAYBE YOU CAN GO GET IT 971 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:56,324 ♪ GIRL, YOU MESSED UP WHEN YOU LET ME IN 972 00:48:56,368 --> 00:48:58,718 ♪ TOLD YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT YOU WANTED ME 973 00:48:58,761 --> 00:49:01,068 ♪ THEN SHE CALLED ME UP AND HIPPED ME TO YOUR STEEZ 974 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,157 ♪ TOLD ME YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR A GUY LIKE ME 975 00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:05,986 ♪ SO I SAID HOLD ON, I AIN'T THE ONE 976 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:08,206 ♪ UNLESS SHORTY REALLY WANNA HAVE SOME FUN 977 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:10,425 ♪ THEN SHE SAID THAT YOU TOLD HER I WAS WHAT YOU WANT 978 00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:13,037 ♪ - WHEN I CALL YOU DON'T TRY TO FRONT - COME ON 979 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,300 ♪ I'M THE GUY IN YOUR DREAM THAT YOU HAD LAST NIGHT 980 00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:17,780 ♪ I'M THE BENZ WITH THE TWENTIES THAT YOU WANNA DRIVE 981 00:49:17,824 --> 00:49:20,000 ♪ I'M THA THUG IN YOUR LIFE THAT'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT ♪ 982 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:22,133 GOT YA HOOKED 'COZ I'M BRINGING EVERYTHING YOU LIKE 983 00:49:22,176 --> 00:49:23,351 ♪ UH-HUH 984 00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:25,745 ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN 985 00:49:25,788 --> 00:49:28,139 ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT 986 00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:30,750 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU WORK THEM HIPS 987 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:33,274 ♪ - AND MAYBE WE CAN ROLL WIT IT - UH-HUH 988 00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:35,320 ♪ - I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT LISTEN - UH-HUH 989 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,844 ♪ - TELL ME CAN YOU HANDLE IT - UH-HUH 990 00:49:37,887 --> 00:49:40,064 ♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU'RE WORKIN' IT ♪ 991 00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:45,112 SORRY ABOUT THAT. I BEEN IN PRISON A LONG TIME. 992 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:50,378 NOW, THIS IS REAL MUSIC. 993 00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,511 SO, YOU'RE SAYING IF I LISTEN TO ALL THIS, I'LL GET YOU? 994 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:56,210 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, 995 00:49:56,254 --> 00:49:59,039 DANIELLE. I DIDN'T SEE YOU COME IN. 996 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:01,041 OH. HEY, EMILY. 997 00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:02,129 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 998 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:04,001 UH, GREAT. HOW ABOUT YOU? 999 00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:05,872 GREAT. 1000 00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:09,876 UH, HEY, DO YOU HAVE THE NEW CREED CD? 1001 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:15,055 YEAH. I-I'LL CHECK FOR YOU. 1002 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:18,058 [ Sighs ] 1003 00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:20,365 - WHO WAS THAT? - EMILY. 1004 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,019 WE USED TO BE FRIENDS WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. 1005 00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:24,586 OH? WHAT HAPPENED? 1006 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:25,892 I DON'T KNOW. 1007 00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:29,026 I STARTED DATING CONNER. YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GO. 1008 00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:30,375 I UNDERSTAND. 1009 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:31,767 OH, COME ON. 1010 00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:34,118 YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE WHO WOULD DROP YOUR FRIENDS. 1011 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,336 [ Clerk ] ALL RIGHT, TIME TO GO. 1012 00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:37,730 - I'M SHOPPING HERE! - YOU'RE NOT SHOPPING. 1013 00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:40,037 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS SAME SONG FOR SIX HOURS. 1014 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,603 YOU'RE SQUATTING! 1015 00:50:41,647 --> 00:50:44,737 LISTEN, BRO, I'VE HAD A BAD DAY. 1016 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:46,956 SO SQUAT ON THIS, PUKE FACE! 1017 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,436 THAT'S IT. YOU'RE TOSSED. 1018 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,699 SETH, YOU'RE NOT A BOUNCER ANYMORE. 1019 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,092 YOU'VE MOVED UP. 1020 00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:53,702 COME ON, MAN. WHO CAN TOSS HER BETTER THAN ME? 1021 00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,487 RELAX. 1022 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:56,531 COME ON, MAN! I'M SICK OF THIS! 1023 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:03,277 - DIZ! YOU MADE IT! -[ Glen ] PERFECT TIMING! 1024 00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:04,452 MAN, I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU NEVER CHECK 1025 00:51:04,496 --> 00:51:06,672 THE E.Q. MESSAGE BOARDS ANYMORE. 1026 00:51:08,152 --> 00:51:09,544 GIL, DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE? 1027 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,205 UH, NO. 1028 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,433 LET'S GO. 1029 00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:42,925 [ P.A. System: Feedback ] 1030 00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,972 IF ANYONE'S LOST A PAIR OF BALLS, WE HAVE FOUND THEM. 1031 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,670 WAIT, THERE'S A NAME HERE. 1032 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:52,152 DIZZY HARRISON, PLEASE PICK YOUR BALLS UP. AND SCROTUM. 1033 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:54,285 THAT'S BALLS AND SCROTUM AT COUNTER FIVE. 1034 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:58,289 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE ALL THESE. 1035 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,292 THAT'S MYMICROPHONE! 1036 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,078 - OH, NO! - WAIT! NO! 1037 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,558 AAAH! 1038 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:10,039 [ Blow Lands ] 1039 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,914 HARRIS, GET YOUR PUNK ASS IN HERE! 1040 00:52:17,699 --> 00:52:19,527 [ Sobbing ] 1041 00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:25,054 COLONEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1042 00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:27,187 YOU STOLE MY HORSE, MAGGOT! 1043 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:32,410 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE PENALTY IS IN THIS STATE 1044 00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:33,846 FOR STEALING ANOTHER MAN'S HORSE? 1045 00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:35,282 DEATH? 1046 00:52:36,892 --> 00:52:38,851 THIS ISN'T IRAQ, SON. 1047 00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:39,939 BUT I CAN TELL YOU 1048 00:52:39,982 --> 00:52:41,767 THERE'S PROBABLY A HEFTY FINE. 1049 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:44,204 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 1050 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:48,208 IT'S A BILL FOR MANURE CLEANUP, 1051 00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,470 RESODDING THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 1052 00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:51,037 AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, 1053 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,953 SOMEBODY URINATED ALL OVER MRS. CAMPANELLA'S ROSE GARDEN. 1054 00:52:53,996 --> 00:52:55,172 UH, THAT WAS ME, SIR. 1055 00:52:57,957 --> 00:52:59,741 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 1056 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:00,916 [ Heartbeat pounding] 1057 00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,397 IT WAS ALL WORTH IT! 1058 00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:07,532 COME HERE! COME HERE! 1059 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:14,147 THAT WAS OUR FIRST VICTORY IN FIVE YEARS, 1060 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,628 AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! 1061 00:53:16,671 --> 00:53:18,412 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY OWN GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN' SON. 1062 00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:22,199 SIT DOWN. TAKE A LOAD OFF. 1063 00:53:23,678 --> 00:53:25,027 WE GOT A PROBLEM. 1064 00:53:25,071 --> 00:53:26,681 WE GOT A HOMECOMING DANCE COMING UP. 1065 00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:28,683 IT HAS BEEN THE MOST... 1066 00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:30,816 ...GOD-AWFUL EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. 1067 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:33,035 RIGHT, COACH? I MEAN, AAH-H-H-H! 1068 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,081 YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS HOW WE MIGHT TURN THIS THING AROUND? 1069 00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:41,305 - GOOD MUSIC? - MUSIC! 1070 00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,787 HEY, THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA, SON. 1071 00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,354 YOU SEE THAT? HEY! 1072 00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:49,835 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC? 1073 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:51,837 THE ONLY MUSIC WORTH BEING CALLED MUSIC. 1074 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,404 I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT THE FUNK. 1075 00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,280 ♪ [ Singing ] OHH, YEAH 1076 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,327 ♪ WHO 1077 00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:05,067 ♪ MR. BIG STUFF 1078 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,419 ♪ WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE 1079 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:11,248 ♪ - MR. BIG STUFF - [ Sighs ] 1080 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,075 ♪ YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET MY LOVE ♪ 1081 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,863 HELLO? SINGING? 1082 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:19,299 WHO ARE WE KIDDING? WE CAN'T PLAY FUNK 1083 00:54:19,343 --> 00:54:22,346 - WITHOUT A BASS LINE. HEY. - OR BLACK GUYS. 1084 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,739 WE'LL FIND SOMEONE. WE DON'T NEED DIZ. 1085 00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:26,393 OH, YOU DON'T? 1086 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:28,874 SO SOMEBODY ELSE IS GETTING YOU PAYING GIGS. 1087 00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:31,093 WE'RE HEADLINING AT HOMECOMING 1088 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:33,095 TWO WEEKS FROM TONIGHT. 1089 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:36,708 - IS SOMEONE TALKING TO US? - I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 1090 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:39,493 IT WAS DIZ. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 1091 00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:42,061 LOOK, I WAS AN ASSHOLE AT THE MALL. 1092 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:43,845 A WORLD-CLASS ASSHOLE. 1093 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:46,108 THEY'RE SCOUTING ME FOR ASSHOLE OLYMPICS. 1094 00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:48,546 I'M CARRYING THE TORCH. [ Chuckling ] 1095 00:54:48,589 --> 00:54:50,591 COME ON, YOU GUYS. I'M SORRY. 1096 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,813 I GOT NO GOOD EXCUSE FOR WHAT I DID. 1097 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:56,075 IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE BIG BULL. 1098 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,296 YOU'RE THE BIG BULLSHIT. 1099 00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:01,341 GIL'S THE BIG BULL. 1100 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:04,388 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S ME. - IS IT? 1101 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:07,129 SO WHAT MAKES YOU ANY DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER HIGH SCHOOL THUG 1102 00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:08,696 SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? 1103 00:55:12,091 --> 00:55:15,616 ♪ I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD 1104 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,837 ♪ TO GET THESE TOWNS BEHIND ME 1105 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,056 ♪ AND I 1106 00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:24,103 ♪ WILL GLADLY REAP WHAT WE MAY SOW 1107 00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:26,497 ♪ I AM THERE FOR YOU 1108 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,108 ♪ AND YOU'RE THERE FOR ME 1109 00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,504 ♪ I STOPPED BELIEVING 1110 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,421 ♪ A LONG TIME AGO 1111 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:40,946 - QUIT IT. - IT WASN'T ME. 1112 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:42,817 - THEN WHO WAS IT? - HIM. 1113 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:46,125 HI, GUYS. ED LIGGETT. TUBA. 1114 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,170 THE MARCHING BAND'S COLLECTING BOTTLES AND CANS 1115 00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,216 FOR THE HOMELESS, 1116 00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:53,219 IRONICALLY, TAKING AWAY THE ONLY JOB THE HOMELESS HAVE. 1117 00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:55,613 ANY DONATION WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. 1118 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,571 HEY, BUDDY, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOMELESS NEED? 1119 00:55:59,181 --> 00:56:00,400 A MIDGET. 1120 00:56:00,444 --> 00:56:02,489 WHY WOULD THE HOMELESS NEED A MIDGET? 1121 00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:03,490 SHUT UP. 1122 00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:07,799 HEY! QUIT IT! [ Shrieks ] 1123 00:56:07,842 --> 00:56:09,975 [ All Laughing ] 1124 00:56:11,455 --> 00:56:14,153 [ Shrieking Continues ] 1125 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,722 - WHAT A THROW. - [ Shrieking Continues ] 1126 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:30,517 LITTLE ED, ARE YOU OKAY? 1127 00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:32,389 Y-YEAH. I'M FROM A RODEO FAMILY. 1128 00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:37,437 YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME. 1129 00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:40,397 COME ON. 1130 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:47,142 ♪ INTO THIS MORNING LIGHT 1131 00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:49,493 [ Continues ] 1132 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:51,190 WHAT'S GIL DOING? 1133 00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:52,452 HE'S TAKING HIM UP THE TOWER. 1134 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:56,500 ED LIGGETT'S GONNA GET HIS LITTLE ASS KICKED. 1135 00:56:58,197 --> 00:57:01,983 ♪ ANOTHER DAY 1136 00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:03,420 ♪ ARE YOU WAITING FOR 1137 00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:08,599 ♪ HEART IN HAND 1138 00:57:10,775 --> 00:57:11,863 WHO IS THAT LITTLE DUDE? 1139 00:57:13,778 --> 00:57:16,781 ♪ SEE ME WHERE I STAND 1140 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,391 HEY, CONNER, 1141 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,784 WHAT DID ED EVER DO TO YOU? 1142 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:23,135 ♪ HEART IN HAND 1143 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:25,703 ♪ HEART IN HAND 1144 00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:29,010 ♪ - IT'S ALL FOR A WOMAN - [ All Gasp ] ♪ 1145 00:57:29,054 --> 00:57:31,926 ALL RIGHT, FREAK. [ Spits ] 1146 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,537 WE DON'T CALL PEOPLE THAT HERE. 1147 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:36,191 ♪ [ Continues ] 1148 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:39,543 DANIELLE. 1149 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,414 [ Ed ] SHE'S GOING DOWN THERE WITH THE GEEKS. 1150 00:57:44,591 --> 00:57:46,288 - EMILY. - DANIELLE. 1151 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:49,117 LOOK, EMILY-- 1152 00:57:49,161 --> 00:57:50,554 I KNOW. [ Giggles ] 1153 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,602 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1154 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,347 YOU BACKED HIM INSTEAD OF ME. 1155 00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:02,479 CAUGHT THAT, DID YOU? 1156 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,263 THIS IS BULLSHIT, DANIELLE. 1157 00:58:04,306 --> 00:58:06,483 MY GIRLFRIEND'S SUPPOSED TO BACK MEUP. 1158 00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:09,529 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHOULD BACK YOU UP. 1159 00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:11,226 - FIND ONE. - [ Students Gasp ] 1160 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:16,014 I DON'T NEED YOU. I COULD HAVE ANYONE. 1161 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:20,105 LOOK, MAN, 1162 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,454 I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY ME AND THE GUYS 1163 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,369 PISSED IN YOUR TUBA. 1164 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,893 - YOU DID? - YEAH. 1165 00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:27,678 I THOUGHT IT TASTED FUNNY. 1166 00:58:27,721 --> 00:58:31,333 ♪ LOVE TO SEE YOU WHIP IT SURE COULD TREAT YOU RIGHT 1167 00:58:31,377 --> 00:58:34,946 ♪ GIVE ME JUST A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME TONIGHT 1168 00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:37,426 ♪ WE'RE BOTH HERE TO HAVE SOME FUN ♪ 1169 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:38,427 [ Continues ] WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER WIN 1170 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,472 FOR THE HIGHLANDERS. 1171 00:58:41,953 --> 00:58:43,476 MARK'S GONNA HELP YOU PASS TRIG. 1172 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,738 HEY. 1173 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:49,743 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? 1174 00:58:49,787 --> 00:58:53,442 "STOP, PLEASE. YOUR ASS IS CRUSHING MY HEAD"? 1175 00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:56,576 - OH! WAS THAT YOU? - ME. 1176 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:58,970 [ Grunts ] 1177 00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:00,711 [ Announcer ] HIGHLAND WINS AGAIN! 1178 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:04,410 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT RIGHT 1179 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:07,500 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT ♪ 1180 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:10,068 WHAT'S YOUR TRIP, CHILD LET IT WHIP 1181 00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:11,591 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1182 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,027 [ Continues ] 1183 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,989 HEY, COURTNEY, 1184 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,860 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A FEW OLD BUDDIES OF MINE. 1185 00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:22,341 HI, I'M... HAWK. 1186 00:59:23,255 --> 00:59:26,867 AND I'M... APACHE. 1187 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:31,263 - YEAH, HAWK, APACHE AND I-- - SPENT TIME IN PRISON TOGETHER. 1188 00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:32,394 MOSTLY IN THE SHOWER. 1189 00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:34,396 [ Continues ] 1190 00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:40,402 [ Announcer ] CAN'T YOU JUST SMELL THE PLAY-OFFS? 1191 00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:42,230 BEFORE I MET GIL... I PROBABLY WOULD'VE JUST 1192 00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:44,624 LOOKED AT YOU WITH DISGUST AND WALKED AWAY. 1193 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:47,409 WIGGLING MY ASS JUST SO YOU'D KNOW WHAT YOU WERE MISSING. 1194 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:50,238 YEAH, WELL, THE UNIVERSE IS UPSIDE-DOWN. 1195 00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:53,415 AND IN A FEW MINUTES YOU WILL BE TOO. 1196 00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:57,202 ♪ OOOH-OOH-OOH, LET IT WHIP WHIP IT, BABY 1197 00:59:57,245 --> 00:59:59,160 ♪ - WHIP IT RIGHT - LET IT WHIP 1198 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:01,815 ♪ WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT 1199 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:05,689 ♪ LET IT WHIP GO ON, WHIP, GO ON, WHIP 1200 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:09,431 ♪ LET'S WHIP IT, BABY CHILD, LET'S WHIP IT RIGHT [ Grunts ] 1201 01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:12,173 ♪ LET'S WHIP IT, BABY LET'S WHIP IT ALL NIGHT 1202 01:00:12,217 --> 01:00:14,741 ♪ WELL, WHAT'S YOUR TRIP. NO, NO, CH-- ♪ 1203 01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:19,006 HEY, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THIS SONG, A'RIGHT? 1204 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:20,921 AAAAH! 1205 01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:23,663 ♪ COME ON, WHIP COME ON, WHIP ♪ 1206 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,883 - [ Whistle Blows ] - YEAH! 1207 01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:28,537 ♪ - WHIP IT RIGHT - AAAH! 1208 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:30,844 ♪ - WHIP IT BABY, WHIP IT ALL NIGHT - WHOO! ♪ 1209 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:33,717 [ Roars ] 1210 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,807 ♪ THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE 1211 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:41,246 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I CHOOSE 1212 01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:43,596 ♪ YOU'RE THE RIGHT ONE TO CHOOSE, WHOO-HOO ♪ 1213 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,164 GUYS! HEY, BABY! 1214 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:50,342 ♪ LET IT WHIP WHIP IT, BABY, WHIP IT RIGHT 1215 01:00:50,385 --> 01:00:53,258 ♪ - TOUCHDOWN! - WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT 1216 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,782 ♪ - SUCH A TRIP - NO, NO, CHILD 1217 01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:58,524 ♪ LET IT WHIP 1218 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:01,396 ♪ - COME ON, WHIP, COME ON, WHIP - GO, DANNY! 1219 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,312 ♪ - DANCE, DANNY, DANCE! - WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT RIGHT ♪ 1220 01:01:04,356 --> 01:01:07,707 - LET IT WHIP - WHIP IT, BABY WHIP IT ALL NIGHT 1221 01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:11,145 ♪ - SUCH A TRIP - NO, NO, CHILD 1222 01:01:11,189 --> 01:01:12,407 ♪ LET IT WHIP 1223 01:01:12,451 --> 01:01:14,888 [ Announcer ] UNBELIEVABLE! 1224 01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:18,239 WE'RE GOING TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! 1225 01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:19,763 [ Gunshot ] 1226 01:01:19,806 --> 01:01:21,895 [ Announcer ] THE HIGHLANDERS ARE ON FIRE! 1227 01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,555 WHOA. A LITTLE SPILL. 1228 01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:33,994 REMEMBER-- TURN, DON'T BURN. 1229 01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:41,654 SON, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 1230 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,090 THAT WHEN YOU GO OFF TO COLLEGE, 1231 01:01:43,134 --> 01:01:47,878 ME AND THIS HOUSE ROLL WITH YOU. 1232 01:01:47,921 --> 01:01:50,097 DAD, DO NOT-- 1233 01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:52,839 I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THAT. 1234 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:54,841 [ Shrieking ] 1235 01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:57,844 JUST ROLL AROUND, DAD. 1236 01:01:57,888 --> 01:01:59,672 - YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - [ Shrieking Continues ] 1237 01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:16,863 - WE'RE CLOSED. - HEY, IT'S OKAY. HE'S WITH ME. 1238 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:19,823 ANDALE. 1239 01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:33,750 ♪ WELL, I SPENT A LIFETIME LOOKIN' FOR YOU ♪ 1240 01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:38,711 [ Continues ] 1241 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,365 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 1242 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:41,801 IT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT WORKING AT THIS PLACE. 1243 01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:44,064 I GET TO RIDE THE BULL FOR FREE. 1244 01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:45,936 AND I GET A LOT OF GOOD TIPS FOR WEARING A BANDANNA AS A SHIRT. 1245 01:02:48,329 --> 01:02:49,200 WATCH IT, HOODLUM. 1246 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:51,332 THAT'S ESTELLE. 1247 01:02:51,376 --> 01:02:54,292 - SHE MUST LIKE YOU. - HI, ESTELLE. 1248 01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:57,817 - OHH! - HI. 1249 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,298 DON'T MIND ESTELLE. SHE'S LIKE MY BIG SISTER. 1250 01:03:00,341 --> 01:03:02,213 SHE WORRIES. 1251 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:04,128 WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE WORRIED ABOUT? 1252 01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:05,912 THAT I'LL END UP LIKE MY MOM. 1253 01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:07,087 WORKING THE DAY SHIFT HERE 1254 01:03:07,131 --> 01:03:09,481 AND RAISING THREE KIDS BY MYSELF. 1255 01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,135 I DIDN'T KNOW ALL THAT. 1256 01:03:11,178 --> 01:03:14,399 WELL, IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE WHITE TRASH CLICHES 1257 01:03:14,442 --> 01:03:15,704 WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1258 01:03:15,748 --> 01:03:18,229 YOU'RE NOT? THAT'S A RELIEF. 1259 01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,926 - YOU WANT A PAD? - FOR WHAT? 1260 01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:23,103 - [ Groaning ] - ESTELLE! 1261 01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:25,714 [ Grunting ] LOOK... DANIELLE... 1262 01:03:25,758 --> 01:03:27,978 IF I CAN DO WHAT I'VE DONE, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 1263 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:31,720 - I WISH I HAD THE CONFIDENCE YOU HAVE. - DON'T EVER WISH THAT. 1264 01:03:31,764 --> 01:03:34,462 WHY? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE. 1265 01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:38,945 [ Continues Grunting ] BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DANIELLE. 1266 01:03:38,989 --> 01:03:39,946 BEFORE I CAME TO EAST HIGHLAND-- 1267 01:03:40,947 --> 01:03:42,383 HEY! 1268 01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:44,211 [ Groans ] 1269 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:47,867 YOU GET GOOD DISTANCE WITH THE SKINNY ONES. 1270 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:48,825 GIL, ARE YOU OKAY? 1271 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,307 THAT'S JUST IT. I'M NOT-- 1272 01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,526 HERMANO! 1273 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:01,272 - THEY KILLED PACO! - PACO? 1274 01:04:01,315 --> 01:04:02,577 PACO! 1275 01:04:03,491 --> 01:04:04,841 AH, PACO. 1276 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:10,063 - UM, AMIGO GRANDE. - SI! 1277 01:04:10,107 --> 01:04:12,936 LAS ARANAS NEGRAS. 1278 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,332 BLACK SPIDERS. 1279 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:27,951 [ Speaking Spanish ] 1280 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:30,301 HEY. 1281 01:04:32,738 --> 01:04:35,306 DANIELLE, SEE THIS TATTOO? 1282 01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:36,220 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT. 1283 01:04:39,179 --> 01:04:41,703 THERE'S SOME THINGS ABOUT ME THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU, 1284 01:04:41,747 --> 01:04:42,574 AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 1285 01:04:42,617 --> 01:04:44,228 GIL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1286 01:04:44,271 --> 01:04:47,013 ANYTHING YOU DID IN YOUR PAST, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 1287 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,015 LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT NOW. 1288 01:04:52,018 --> 01:04:54,107 BUT I'M REALLY DIZZY. 1289 01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:56,588 [ Chuckles ] SO AM I. 1290 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:59,939 - [ Whip Cracks ] - SHE'S GOING TO COLLEGE, PUNK. 1291 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:03,203 HEY, LADY, NOBODY'S STOPPING HER. 1292 01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:06,076 THAT'S A BUZZKILL. GOOD NIGHT, ESTELLE. 1293 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,121 SO, YOU READY FOR STATE FINALS TOMORROW? 1294 01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:09,818 HEY, ALL I DO IS RIDE A HORSE. 1295 01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:12,909 YEAH, WELL, I'M WORRIED. THOSE DRILLERS CAN BE BRUTAL. 1296 01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:15,955 THE DRILLERS? 1297 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:17,652 YEAH. ROCKY CREEK HIGH. YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 1298 01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:19,916 I DO. 1299 01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:23,702 UM, LOOK, DANIELLE, UH-- 1300 01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:25,791 I CAN'T GO TO THAT GAME. I HATE THAT SCHOOL. 1301 01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,054 HOW CAN YOU NOT COME? 1302 01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:32,189 IT'S COMPLICATED. 1303 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:35,409 I HATE THAT SCHOOL TOO, BUT IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP NOBODY WILL. 1304 01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:37,020 PLEASE DON'T BAIL NOW. 1305 01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:42,416 [ Announcer ] LET'S WELCOME OUR UNDEFEATED... 1306 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,984 - STATE CHAMPIONS, - YEAH! DRILLERS! 1307 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:47,639 - THE ROCKY CREEK DRILLERS, - [ Crowd Cheering ] 1308 01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:50,424 AND THEIR OPPONENTS, FROM EAST HIGHLAND HIGH, 1309 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:52,818 [ Haltingly ] THE HIGHLANDERS. 1310 01:05:52,861 --> 01:05:55,516 [ Cheering Stops ] 1311 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,388 I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE KILT-WEARIN' WUSSIES 1312 01:05:57,431 --> 01:05:58,345 AREN'T GONNA SHOW UP. 1313 01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:03,394 [ Bagpipes, Faint ] 1314 01:06:03,437 --> 01:06:06,005 [ Murmuring ] 1315 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,813 [ Cheering, Shouting ] 1316 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,047 HOLD! 1317 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:52,530 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1318 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:09,329 ♪ WELL, I'M AN OUTSIDER OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING 1319 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:11,157 ♪ I'M AN OUTSIDER 1320 01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:14,291 ♪ OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING 1321 01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:15,857 ♪ - [ Continues ] - [ Whinnies ] ♪ 1322 01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:18,904 [ Bagpipes Squeaking ] 1323 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,254 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU KNOW 1324 01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,778 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU KNO-O-OW 1325 01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:27,608 ♪ - [ Continues ] - COME ON! GO! GO! HURRY! GO! GO! 1326 01:07:29,567 --> 01:07:31,786 ♪ I'M AN OUTSIDER 1327 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,701 ♪ - OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING - [ Whistle Blows ] ♪ 1328 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:35,268 [ Marching Band ] 1329 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:37,270 [ Announcer ] MY, OH, MY! 1330 01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:40,186 WHAT A MIRACULOUS, MOMENTOUS OCCASION... 1331 01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:42,188 IN HIGHLANDER HISTORY, SPORTS FANS! 1332 01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:44,234 WITH JUST EIGHT TICKS LEFT ON THE CLOCK, 1333 01:07:44,277 --> 01:07:47,454 THE SCORE IS TIED 24-ALL. 1334 01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:49,978 THE DRILLERS HAVE THE BALL ON THE 50-YARD LINE 1335 01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:52,677 AND THERE'S ONLY TIME FOR ONE LAST PLAY. 1336 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,809 IF THE HIGHLANDERS CAN STOP THE DRILLERS, 1337 01:07:54,853 --> 01:07:57,029 WE'RE LOOKING AT OVERTIME! 1338 01:08:00,685 --> 01:08:02,252 WHO'S THAT LITTLE DUDE? 1339 01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,124 [ Whistle Blows ] 1340 01:08:06,778 --> 01:08:08,562 [ Twins Shouting ] LET'S GO, HIGHLAND! 1341 01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:13,089 [ Twins Shouting ] LET'S GO, HIGHLAND! 1342 01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:15,830 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY FOR TEXAS 5-A FOOTBALL... 1343 01:08:15,874 --> 01:08:19,138 SINCE BACK IN '93 WHEN JOHNSON KILLED KENNEDY! 1344 01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:21,793 [ Marching Band Continues ] 1345 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:27,842 [ Chanting ] R.C.! R.C.! 1346 01:08:27,886 --> 01:08:29,235 COME ON, HIGHLAND! 1347 01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,411 - YEAH! - YEAH! 1348 01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,892 - YEAH! YEAH! - HIGHLAND! 1349 01:08:33,935 --> 01:08:36,895 [ Both ] HIGHLAND! YEAH! 1350 01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:39,027 DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1351 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:41,595 THEIR TEAM ISN'T KILLING US, THEIR FANS ARE! 1352 01:08:41,639 --> 01:08:43,380 - WHOO! - WHOO! 1353 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:46,470 GET YOUR HEADS IN THE GAME AND LET'S CONCENTRATE! 1354 01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:48,167 YO, MAN, WE GOTTA SPLIT LEFT. 1355 01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:51,562 QUICK TOSS 29 ON ONE. ON ONE. DUNCAN GETS THE BALL. 1356 01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:54,042 NO WAY, ASSHOLE. NOT DUNCAN. 1357 01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:56,306 MY TEAM, MY GAME, MY CHAMPIONSHIP, MY BALL! 1358 01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,310 JUST DO YOUR JOB. I'LL DO THE REST. 1359 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,011 WATCH THE BACK! WATCH THE BACK! 1360 01:09:06,054 --> 01:09:08,622 RED 71 DOWN! 1361 01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:11,190 GO, ROCKY CREEK! GO, ROCKY CREEK! 1362 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,019 GO, ROCKY CREEK! YEAH! 1363 01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:16,674 GO, ROCKY CREEK! GO, ROCKY CREEK! 1364 01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:20,286 WHOO! ROCKY! 1365 01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:23,376 AAH! 1366 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:25,204 GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE, ROCKY CREEK! 1367 01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:29,034 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1368 01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:31,558 [ Crowd Joins In Chanting ] DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1369 01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:35,388 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1370 01:09:35,432 --> 01:09:39,610 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1371 01:09:39,653 --> 01:09:43,266 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1372 01:09:43,309 --> 01:09:46,094 DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1373 01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:47,487 [ Horse Whinnying ] 1374 01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:53,885 [ Crowd Chanting ] DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! DEFENSE! 1375 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:56,192 - [ Announcer ] FUMBLE! - [ Crowd Gasping, Shouting ] 1376 01:09:58,063 --> 01:10:00,326 WHOO! 1377 01:10:04,852 --> 01:10:06,202 WHOA! 1378 01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:23,567 [ Announcer ] HIGHLAND WINS! 1379 01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:28,354 - [ Horse Whinnying ] - GO, HIGHLAND! GO, HIGHLAND! 1380 01:10:40,018 --> 01:10:41,324 THIS IS FOR YOU, SON. 1381 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:43,369 THANK YOU. 1382 01:10:48,026 --> 01:10:49,723 GO, HIGHLAND! 1383 01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:51,029 WHOO! 1384 01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:58,254 NO-O-O-O-O! 1385 01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:02,693 IS THAT-- 1386 01:11:10,135 --> 01:11:11,441 [ Cheering Continues ] 1387 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:20,014 8: ♪ 00 WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND I'M WAITIN' 1388 01:11:20,058 --> 01:11:23,191 ♪ TO FINALLY TALK TO A GIRL A LITTLE COOLER THAN ME 1389 01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:24,889 ♪ HER NAME IS NOVA 1390 01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:26,891 ♪ SHE'S A ROCKER WITH A NOSE RING 1391 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:28,327 ♪ SHE WEARS A TWO-WAY 1392 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,590 ♪ BUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS 1393 01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:33,332 ♪ - HELLO-- WHOA! - AND WHEN SHE WALKS 1394 01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:35,029 ♪ OH, THE WIND BLOWS 1395 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:37,684 ♪ - AND THE ANGELS SING - HI! ♪ 1396 01:11:37,728 --> 01:11:40,034 SHE DOESN'T NOTICE ME-- 1397 01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:42,080 -[ Off ] -HEY! 1398 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:43,995 HEY, DIZZY DIPSHIT! 1399 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:46,214 - [ All Murmuring ] - WHERE ARE YOU? 1400 01:11:46,258 --> 01:11:47,868 YO, DIPSHIT! 1401 01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:52,699 HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY? 1402 01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:55,441 - HOW'S IT GOIN', BARCLAY? - WHO IS THIS GUY, GIL? 1403 01:11:55,485 --> 01:11:57,095 JUST AN OLD FRIEND. 1404 01:11:57,138 --> 01:11:58,923 ANY FRIEND OF GIL'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 1405 01:11:58,966 --> 01:11:59,793 -I'M TRAVIS. -LONNIE. 1406 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,317 PETE. 1407 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,535 ED LIGGETT, TUBA. 1408 01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:04,102 HOW YOU DOIN', MAN? 1409 01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:06,713 [ Shrieks ] 1410 01:12:07,801 --> 01:12:09,237 BETTER NOW. 1411 01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:11,544 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? - SO I TOSSED A FREAK. 1412 01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,199 EXCUSE ME, BUT WE DISCOURAGE NAME-CALLING AROUND HERE. 1413 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:16,288 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1414 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,551 YOU STOLE MY STATE CHAMPIONSHIP, ASSHOLE! 1415 01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,379 AGAIN, LET ME REMIND YOU, 1416 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:22,381 IF YOU MUST TALK LIKE THAT I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 1417 01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,035 OH, I'M LEAVING... 1418 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:26,385 AS SOON AS I TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LEADER. 1419 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,256 WE KNOW HE WAS IN PRISON . WE FORGIVE HIM. 1420 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,563 PRISON? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? 1421 01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:33,305 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY BOY, THAT DOESN'T FLY AROU-- 1422 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:36,700 OKAY, YOU GUYS, BACK IT UP. 1423 01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:40,094 THIS IS MY FIGHT. 1424 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:43,881 OH, BABY, COME ON. MAKE MY DAY. 1425 01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:46,797 - GET HIM! - [ All Yelling ] 1426 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,626 - [ Barclay Screaming ] - [ Fabric Tearing ] 1427 01:12:49,669 --> 01:12:52,629 I'M GONNA GO WILD ON YOUR ASS! 1428 01:12:52,672 --> 01:12:54,805 - TAKE THIS! AND THIS! - [ Barclay Screams ] 1429 01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:56,284 [ Fabric Tearing ] 1430 01:12:56,328 --> 01:12:59,940 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT 1431 01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:03,030 ♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT 1432 01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:07,121 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT 1433 01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:09,950 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE'S THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS ♪ 1434 01:13:09,994 --> 01:13:12,039 [ Groans ] 1435 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,217 I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW. 1436 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:18,219 [ Rock ] 1437 01:13:25,313 --> 01:13:27,533 DIZ, SOMEBODY SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT OUR BAND. 1438 01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:28,926 HELLO. I THINK THAT WAS US. 1439 01:13:28,969 --> 01:13:30,667 BUT HALF OF ROCKY CREEK IS OUT THERE. 1440 01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,843 WHAT? HOW DID THEY HEAR? 1441 01:13:32,886 --> 01:13:35,498 - HEY, GUYS. CHECK THIS OUT. - "CREED"? 1442 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,369 WHAT IDIOT WOULD FALL FOR THIS? 1443 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,980 THERE'S A CAFETERIA MENU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 1444 01:13:40,024 --> 01:13:41,721 HEY, ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE V.I.P. ROOM IS? 1445 01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:44,507 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. HELLO. 1446 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:46,334 THANK YOU. [ Microphone Feedback ] 1447 01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:48,206 - WHO DID THAT? QUIET. - HEY, FAT ASS! 1448 01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:50,817 UH, HI. 1449 01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:55,474 UH, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK I'D LIVE TO SEE US WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP. 1450 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:57,433 [ Cheering ] 1451 01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:03,830 QUIET! 1452 01:14:03,874 --> 01:14:05,615 UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1453 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:08,444 SUBURBAN FUNK. 1454 01:14:26,157 --> 01:14:27,201 WE CAN DO THIS. 1455 01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:40,040 ♪ HEY, DO IT NOW 1456 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,568 ♪ YEAH, HEY 1457 01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,660 ♪ ONCE I WAS A BOOGIE SINGER 1458 01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:57,275 ♪ PLAYIN' IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND 1459 01:14:57,318 --> 01:15:02,106 ♪ [ Nora ] I NEVER HAD NO PROBLEMS, NO 1460 01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:06,197 ♪ BURNIN' DOWN THE ONE-NIGHT STAND 1461 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,982 ♪ AND I DECIDED QUICKLY YES, I DID 1462 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:14,161 ♪ TO DISCO DOWN AND CHECK OUT THE SHOW 1463 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:16,686 ♪ AND THEY WERE DANCIN' AND SINGIN' 1464 01:15:16,729 --> 01:15:18,949 ♪ AND MOVIN' TO THE GROOVIN' 1465 01:15:18,992 --> 01:15:21,168 ♪ AND JUST WHEN IT HIT ME 1466 01:15:21,212 --> 01:15:23,780 ♪ SOMEBODY TURNED AROUND AND SHOUTED 1467 01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:27,914 ♪ PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY 1468 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:32,397 ♪ - PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIGHT - YEAH 1469 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:35,356 ♪ PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY 1470 01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:38,708 ♪ LAY DOWN THE BOOGIE 1471 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,537 ♪ AND PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TILL YOU DIE ♪ 1472 01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:43,756 - [ Stops ] - [ Equipment Feedback ] 1473 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,628 [ Conner ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CREED... 1474 01:15:49,370 --> 01:15:53,549 WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT-- REPEAT, WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT. 1475 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,725 AND DROP CURTAIN. 1476 01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:59,293 CUE. 1477 01:15:59,337 --> 01:16:03,820 [ Whimpering ] MRS. WHITMAN, IT'S MY, UM-- MY P-- 1478 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,649 [ Mrs. Whitman ] IT'S MINE NOW! NO, MRS.-- YOU'RE-- 1479 01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:08,389 - [ Cracks ] - [ All Gasp ] 1480 01:16:08,433 --> 01:16:11,088 YO, EAST HIGHLAND, YOU KNOW GIL HARRIS. 1481 01:16:11,131 --> 01:16:14,047 [ Cheering ] 1482 01:16:14,091 --> 01:16:16,484 HEY, ROCKY CREEK, YOU REMEMBER DIZ HARRISON. 1483 01:16:16,528 --> 01:16:19,052 - [ Muffled Yelling ] - [ Barclay ] GUESS WHAT, FOLKS. 1484 01:16:19,096 --> 01:16:21,838 GIL AND DIZ ARE THE SAME GUY. 1485 01:16:21,881 --> 01:16:25,058 [ Students Murmuring ] 1486 01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,408 [ Barclay ] HE MADE FOOLS OF ALL OF YOU. 1487 01:16:27,452 --> 01:16:29,759 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK HIM YOURSELF. 1488 01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:33,023 MAYBE FOR ONCE HE'LL TELL THE TRUTH. 1489 01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:35,547 [ All Shouting ] THIS SUCKS! WHAT'S GOING ON? 1490 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,593 - HEY, HEY, HEY! - NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1491 01:16:38,463 --> 01:16:40,944 I CAN HANDLE THIS. 1492 01:16:40,987 --> 01:16:44,338 UM, LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN. 1493 01:16:44,382 --> 01:16:47,646 [ Booing, Shouting ] 1494 01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:50,040 [ Whistle Blows ] 1495 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:52,129 - BOO! - [ Shouting Continues ] 1496 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:57,090 [ All Gasp, Shouting Stops ] 1497 01:16:57,134 --> 01:16:59,615 - LET THE BROTHER SPEAK. - LUTHER! 1498 01:16:59,658 --> 01:17:02,052 IT'S NOT JUST LUTHER. SPIDERS. 1499 01:17:02,095 --> 01:17:03,706 YOU PLAY MY KIND OF MUSIC. 1500 01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:06,230 - [ Feedback ] - HEY! [ Chuckles ] 1501 01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:10,756 HEY, RED. OUT OF THE WAY, RED. 1502 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,845 - I BEEN IN THE PEN QUITE A WHILE. - [ Whimpering ] 1503 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:15,065 EVERYTHING YOU SAW ON THAT SCREEN... 1504 01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:19,330 WAS COMPLETELY TRUE. 1505 01:17:19,373 --> 01:17:22,638 - [ Gasping, Murmuring ] - [ Giggling ] 1506 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,292 THEY'RE RIGHT. I'M A LIAR. 1507 01:17:25,336 --> 01:17:27,207 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1508 01:17:27,251 --> 01:17:29,645 WELL, ACTUALLY, I DOKNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1509 01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:32,473 - [ Sniffing ] - I WAS TRYING TO BECOME... 1510 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:34,562 SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST A BLIP ON THE RADAR SCREEN. 1511 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:38,131 SO I MADE SOMEONE UP. 1512 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:40,307 SOMEONE I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE. 1513 01:17:43,049 --> 01:17:45,051 AND ALL BECAUSE... 1514 01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:48,402 I CARED MORE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT OF ME... 1515 01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:50,187 THAN ABOUT WHAT ITHOUGHT OF ME. 1516 01:17:50,230 --> 01:17:51,362 [ Sniffling ] 1517 01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:53,669 BUT I'D BET 1518 01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:54,713 - I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON HERE... - HOLD ME, BABY. 1519 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,411 WHO'S EVER LET THAT HAPPEN. 1520 01:17:57,455 --> 01:18:00,023 WHAT THE HELL'S THIS? 1521 01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:01,198 - [ Murmuring Continues ] - BROKE DICK! 1522 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,722 - BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! - BROKE DICK! 1523 01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:07,508 [ Conner, Barclay, Crowd ] BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1524 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:11,077 BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1525 01:18:11,121 --> 01:18:12,992 BROKE DICK! BROKE DICK! 1526 01:18:13,036 --> 01:18:14,254 YOU'D BETTER COME SCOOP UP YOUR FRIEND. 1527 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:19,042 - [ Shotgun Cocks ] - MOVE IT! 1528 01:18:19,085 --> 01:18:21,784 [ Students Continue Shouting ] 1529 01:18:26,571 --> 01:18:27,703 ANYBODY GOT A STAPLE GUN? 1530 01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:33,099 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 1531 01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:35,711 DIZ! OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE BLEEDING. 1532 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,451 - MY NOSE! - THE CROWD OUT THERE, 1533 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:38,496 THEY'RE ANIMALS. 1534 01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:40,672 NO, ANIMALS ARE KINDER. 1535 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,718 THEY DON'T BOO WHEN THEY'RE KILLING SOMETHING. 1536 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,894 OW! OW. 1537 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:49,855 DIZ, YOU ARE AMAZING. 1538 01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:57,689 ♪ - YOU CAME ALONG AND STOLE MY HEART - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? ♪ 1539 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,822 - CAN'T I APPRECIATE YOU? - WHEN YOU ENTERED MY LIFE 1540 01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:03,216 YOU'RE SCARING ME. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1541 01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:06,393 YOU INSPIRE ME. 1542 01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:10,006 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR THE LONGEST TIME. 1543 01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:12,748 I HAVE TO LET SOMEBODY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM. 1544 01:19:12,791 --> 01:19:16,621 - I WANT YOU - UM, YOU KNOW, NORA, I CAN'T-- 1545 01:19:16,664 --> 01:19:19,319 [ Grunting, Moaning ] 1546 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:24,498 BETTER THAN PLAYSTATION 2? 1547 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,415 NOW IT IS. 1548 01:19:28,459 --> 01:19:30,374 YO, I GUESS IT'S ME AND YOU, MAN. 1549 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:31,941 - AND US. - AND US. 1550 01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,073 AND ME. 1551 01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:35,814 [ Grunting, Moaning Continues ] 1552 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,733 WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM? 1553 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,908 I'M SORRY. 1554 01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:47,043 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU. 1555 01:19:47,086 --> 01:19:48,958 BROKE DICK SEEMS TO BE POPULAR. 1556 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,611 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST LIAR I'VE EVER MET. 1557 01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,398 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M A LIAR. 1558 01:19:57,749 --> 01:20:00,317 [ Danielle Sighs ] 1559 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,493 YOU KNOW, THEY CALLED ME DAN THE MAN. 1560 01:20:02,536 --> 01:20:04,538 - WHAT? - YEAH. 1561 01:20:04,582 --> 01:20:06,976 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE I LOST THE BRACES AND GREW MY BOOBS. 1562 01:20:07,019 --> 01:20:09,892 THEN I BECAME DANIELLE THE BODY. 1563 01:20:09,935 --> 01:20:12,155 I DROPPED ALL THE FRIENDS I EVER HAD 1564 01:20:12,198 --> 01:20:13,460 BECAUSE THEY LOOKED LIKE THE OLD ME. 1565 01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:17,116 VERY SELFISH AND MEAN, 1566 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,815 BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED SO BADLY TO FIT IN. 1567 01:20:22,252 --> 01:20:24,863 BEEN THERE. 1568 01:20:24,907 --> 01:20:26,299 DO YOU EVEN RIDE THE MOTORCYCLE? 1569 01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,564 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO. 1570 01:20:30,608 --> 01:20:33,829 BUT IT USUALLY TAKES A STATION WAGON OR A BUSH TO STOP ME. 1571 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,789 SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 1572 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:41,097 DON'T ASK ME. THE LAST PLAN I HAD BLEW UP PRETTY BADLY. 1573 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,707 YEAH, NO KIDDIN'. 1574 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:47,930 [ Speaks Albanian ] 1575 01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:56,764 [ Students Laughing ] 1576 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:01,857 [ Both Grunting ] 1577 01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:09,516 SO, YOU SEE, 1578 01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,171 I SAVED HIS NARROW BEHIND... 1579 01:21:12,215 --> 01:21:14,608 AND HE GOT TO KISS THE GIRL. 1580 01:21:14,652 --> 01:21:15,871 I HOPE THAT INSPIRES YOU. 1581 01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:20,701 IT HAS. IT'S TAUGHT ME A LOT. 1582 01:21:20,745 --> 01:21:22,225 IT'S EASY FOR A MAN LIKE MYSELF 1583 01:21:22,268 --> 01:21:25,141 TO FORGET WHAT MOST POOR SLOBS WILL DO TO GET A WOMAN. 1584 01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:28,796 ♪ I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE ♪ 1585 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,973 MY FAULT. I TALK TOO MUCH. 1586 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,888 [ Bleep ] THAT REALLY DID BURN ME. SORRY. 1587 01:21:33,714 --> 01:21:35,325 NOBODY CARES 1588 01:21:35,368 --> 01:21:38,110 'CAUSE I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD AND 1589 01:21:38,154 --> 01:21:41,548 - NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE... - OH, GOD. 1590 01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:43,289 - YOU OKAY? - THAT ONE CLIPPED IT, DUDE. 1591 01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:46,945 I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE 1592 01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:51,254 I'M JUST A KID I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR 1593 01:21:51,297 --> 01:21:55,432 NOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE AND THE WORLD IS 1594 01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:57,347 HAVING MORE FUN 1595 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:58,957 - THAN ME. -THAT'S WHY I WANT TO USE YOU. 1596 01:22:00,698 --> 01:22:03,788 [ Crew Laughing ] 1597 01:22:03,831 --> 01:22:06,486 ♪ AND MAYBE WHEN THE NIGHT IS DEAD 1598 01:22:06,530 --> 01:22:08,010 ♪ I'LL CRAWL INTO MY BED [ Continues ] ♪ 1599 01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:13,102 - YOU STARIN' AT MY JANET? - NO. NO WAY, MAN. 1600 01:22:13,145 --> 01:22:14,146 SHALL WE DO THAT AGAIN? ' CAUSE YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND 1601 01:22:14,190 --> 01:22:15,887 WHAT THE [ Bleep ] I SAID. 1602 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,933 [ Garbled Nonsense ] 1603 01:22:19,847 --> 01:22:21,937 - CUT. - I'M SORRY. THAT SUCKED. 1604 01:22:22,894 --> 01:22:24,896 HERE ON MY OWN 1605 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,725 AND HERE IT GOES I'M JUST A KID 1606 01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:29,901 AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE 1607 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,034 I'M JUST A KID 1608 01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:35,472 I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR 1609 01:22:35,515 --> 01:22:37,430 - MAN, LOOK AT THAT! -OHH! 1610 01:22:38,605 --> 01:22:41,043 [ All Yelling ] 1611 01:22:43,784 --> 01:22:45,134 DON'T GIVE THEM MERCY-- 1612 01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:51,444 OH, GOD, I BLEW THE LINE. 1613 01:22:53,403 --> 01:22:56,362 CHECK ME OUT! BAT WINGS! WHOO! 1614 01:22:56,406 --> 01:22:58,321 - WHOA! - CUT! CUT! 1615 01:22:58,364 --> 01:23:01,367 IT'S THE WORST NIGHT EVER 1616 01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:04,109 YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? I NEED THREE GALLONS OF MINERAL WATER. 1617 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,720 I NEED ABOUT 16 MARTINI OLIVES. 1618 01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:11,029 AND I NEED ENOUGH HUMMUS TO COVER THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S ENTIRE BODY. 1619 01:23:11,073 --> 01:23:14,032 - YOU GOT THAT? - [ Whimpers ] 1620 01:23:14,076 --> 01:23:17,122 [ Together ] WHO'S THE BITCH NOW? 1621 01:23:18,515 --> 01:23:20,386 HEY, MAN, YOU GOT A SMOKE, MAN? 1622 01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:22,954 I KNOW THAT IT'S NOT FAIR 1623 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:28,742 NOBODY CARES 'CAUSE I'M ALONE IN THE WORLD TONIGHT 1624 01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:30,570 HOW YOU DOING? [ Grunts ] 1625 01:23:31,702 --> 01:23:33,051 - BETTER NOW. - OOH! 1626 01:23:33,095 --> 01:23:34,096 OKAY, CUT! 1627 01:23:54,638 --> 01:23:57,032 [ Whinnies ] 1628 01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:00,600 [ Funk ] 1629 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:12,612 ♪ UH-OH! UH-OH! 1630 01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:14,962 ♪ [ Grunts, Rapping ] YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 1631 01:24:15,006 --> 01:24:16,790 ♪ -DO YA. -NO. 1632 01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:18,531 ♪ BUT I BET YOU RECOGNIZE ME WHEN I START TO BRING IT TO YA 1633 01:24:18,575 --> 01:24:20,620 ♪ I AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE 1634 01:24:20,664 --> 01:24:22,666 ♪ AND THIS IS WHAT I MISS IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT OUT HERE 1635 01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,668 ♪ THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY WATCH ME 1636 01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:26,017 ♪ DON'T WORRY WHEN I FINISH WITH THE MUMBLE MAKE 'EM JOCK ME 1637 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:27,801 ♪ YOU CAN'T HELP YOU CAN'T STOP ME 1638 01:24:27,845 --> 01:24:29,803 ♪ YO KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M SWINGIN' LIKE ROCKY 1639 01:24:29,847 --> 01:24:31,631 ♪ YOU CAN SNAP THOSE TWO FEET 1640 01:24:31,675 --> 01:24:33,546 ♪ THE GIRLS GOT TO BE BOMB THEY CALLIN' ME NEW MEAT 1641 01:24:33,590 --> 01:24:35,157 ♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS LADY 1642 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,984 ♪ BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA GRAB HOLD OF ME, BABY 1643 01:24:37,028 --> 01:24:38,856 ♪ SHE'LL SAY, "OH, NO" 1644 01:24:38,899 --> 01:24:40,988 ♪ UNTIL I SHOW HER ATTENTION SAY, "OH, LORD" 1645 01:24:41,032 --> 01:24:42,816 ♪ DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY 1646 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:44,514 ♪ THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE KNOCKIN' OUT THE SIDE 1647 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:45,993 ♪ THAT AIN'T HARD FOR THE NEW GUY 1648 01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:47,343 ♪ YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GON' HIT IT, HUH 1649 01:24:47,386 --> 01:24:48,909 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1650 01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:51,042 ♪ WATCH ME 1651 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,262 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1652 01:24:53,305 --> 01:24:54,872 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1653 01:24:54,915 --> 01:24:56,134 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1654 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:58,571 ♪ WATCH ME 1655 01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,660 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1656 01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:02,271 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1657 01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:25,163 ♪ CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES 1658 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,383 ♪ DID YOU GET IT DON'T SEE YOU NO MORE 1659 01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:29,472 ♪ DON'T COME AROUND HERE 1660 01:25:29,515 --> 01:25:31,300 ♪ UNLESS YOU'RE DOIN' WHAT I'M DOIN' TO THE MAN RIGHT HERE 1661 01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:33,563 ♪ YOU CAN PRACTICE TILL YOU GET TIGHT 1662 01:25:33,606 --> 01:25:35,173 ♪ YOU CAN STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR ALL NIGHT TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT 1663 01:25:35,217 --> 01:25:36,696 ♪ TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA 1664 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:38,481 ♪ WOULDN'T HAVE NO SOUL BUT AN AFRO COMB TO YA 1665 01:25:38,524 --> 01:25:40,657 ♪ ABOUT TO TEACH YA HOW TO TALK 1666 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:42,267 ♪ GOTTA MOVE YOUR LEGS 'FORE THE SISTER SHOW YOU HOW TO ROLL 1667 01:25:42,311 --> 01:25:44,008 ♪ DIP A LITTLE BIT MOVE YOUR NECK 1668 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,879 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T CATCH A RHYTHM IN A NET 1669 01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:47,838 ♪ YOU'RE ALL BEAT WITH NO STANCE 1670 01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:49,709 ♪ CAN'T SING, CAN'T DANCE CAN'T JUMP 'CAUSE YOU OFF BALANCE 1671 01:25:49,753 --> 01:25:52,059 ♪ GOTTA LISTEN TO THE GROOVE 1672 01:25:52,103 --> 01:25:52,930 ♪ THAT'S IF YOU EVER COULD CALL YOURSELF NEW AND IMPROVED 1673 01:25:52,973 --> 01:25:54,801 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1674 01:25:54,845 --> 01:25:56,151 ♪ WATCH ME 1675 01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:58,457 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1676 01:25:58,501 --> 01:26:00,067 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1677 01:26:00,111 --> 01:26:01,330 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1678 01:26:02,287 --> 01:26:03,680 ♪ WATCH ME 1679 01:26:03,723 --> 01:26:06,030 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1680 01:26:06,073 --> 01:26:07,379 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1681 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:47,463 ♪ TELL ME WHO YOU KNOW WHO RAP ALBUM FULL OF SINGLES 1682 01:26:47,506 --> 01:26:49,291 ♪ WE'RE READY TO PLAY 'CAN'T SING MY JINGLE 1683 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,988 ♪ YOUR MAMA TELL 'EM DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS 1684 01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:52,859 ♪ WHEN THE VIDEO COME ON HEY, LET 'EM SING "DANGER" 1685 01:26:52,903 --> 01:26:54,818 ♪ THEY GO OUTSIDE AND SHAKE A FEATHER 1686 01:26:54,861 --> 01:26:56,646 ♪ JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BREAK IT 1687 01:26:56,689 --> 01:26:58,300 ♪ RHYMIN', SIGNIN' BEHIND THE BEAT 1688 01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,519 ♪ SO IF YOU HEAR 'EM CURSIN' DON'T BLAME IT ON ME 1689 01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:01,912 ♪ STAND ON STAGE LOOKIN' GOOD IN THE LIGHT 1690 01:27:01,955 --> 01:27:04,131 ♪ A YOUNG BLACK RAPPER I DO ALL RIGHT 1691 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:05,698 ♪ AND YOU CAN FEEL THE KIDS A-KICKIN' HIS SONGS 1692 01:27:05,742 --> 01:27:07,744 ♪ AND WHEN I'M ON THE MIKE I CAN'T DO NO WRONG 1693 01:27:07,787 --> 01:27:09,572 ♪ I BREAK 'EM OFF I DO MY THANG 1694 01:27:09,615 --> 01:27:11,574 ♪ TREND-SETTER CUTTIN' UP AIN'T NOTHIN' GON' CHANGE 1695 01:27:11,617 --> 01:27:13,489 ♪ I TEAR DOWN A DISC BREAK FOR TWO 1696 01:27:13,532 --> 01:27:14,925 ♪ AND NOW I'M PAYIN' MY DUES I WISH THEY WOULD CALL ME NEW 1697 01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:16,666 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1698 01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:18,145 ♪ WATCH ME 1699 01:27:18,189 --> 01:27:20,235 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1700 01:27:20,278 --> 01:27:21,845 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1701 01:27:21,888 --> 01:27:23,412 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1702 01:27:24,021 --> 01:27:25,501 ♪ WATCH ME 1703 01:27:25,544 --> 01:27:27,677 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1704 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:29,244 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1705 01:28:06,368 --> 01:28:07,891 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1706 01:28:08,805 --> 01:28:10,328 ♪ WATCH ME 1707 01:28:10,372 --> 01:28:12,287 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1708 01:28:12,330 --> 01:28:13,940 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1709 01:28:13,984 --> 01:28:16,073 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1710 01:28:16,116 --> 01:28:17,553 ♪ WATCH ME 1711 01:28:17,596 --> 01:28:19,859 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1712 01:28:19,903 --> 01:28:21,252 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1713 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,646 ♪ GET UP ON THIS 1714 01:28:23,689 --> 01:28:25,169 ♪ WATCH ME 1715 01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:27,214 ♪ PICK UP ON THIS 1716 01:28:27,258 --> 01:28:28,781 ♪ WIT' YO BAD SELF 1717 01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:30,261 ♪ GET UP ON THIS