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[instrumental music]

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

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♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

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♪ Superhero ♪

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

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♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

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♪ Go go come on go ♪

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♪ Go go go go go ♪

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[theme music]

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[bell rings]

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

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♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

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[indistinct chatter]

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[instrumental music]

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Uh, yes, we are like,
totally organic.

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I want begonias,
uh, some orchids and..

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[gasps]
Oh, what are those!

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There you go, a fresh blinces.

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[gasping]

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Blinces? I love blinces.

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[crowd screaming]

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It's a Bang Baby.

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[sniffles]
Sport-scent deodorant

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[sniffles]
Mint toothpaste.

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[sniffles]
A hint of ionized oxygen.

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[gasps]
Static!

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Guess I better stay downwind
next time.

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[screaming]

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[gasps]

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swoosh

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♪ Hey you lookin' for me? ♪

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♪ One two three
you know I be ♪

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Uch. Uh, roger that,
air command.

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We are in pursuit of the bogey
and closin' in.

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[zapping]

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♪ Hey ooh talkin' to you ♪

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♪ Can't you see
who else can I be? ♪

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♪ Hey hey lookin' for me? ♪

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Man, I'm being jacked
by produce.

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♪ I got game
for a limited game ♪

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♪ Over you easy
scramble your brain ♪

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♪ Hey you wanna know what ♪

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♪ You follow so fast
as I reach for the sky ♪

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Let's see, so far,
I got you down for robbery

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vandalism and excessive
cruelty to produce.

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Anything else you wanna add?

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clang

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[dramatic music]

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What is.. Ahh!

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[Static groans]

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sniff sniff

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Uh!

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[evil laughter]

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Where am I?
What is this place?

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- You guys!
- Stay cool, man.

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[vocalization]

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'Kangor! Hotshot!'

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Hotstreak, jerk!

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Now, now, we can't blame Ferret
for being a bit disoriented.

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[gasps]
The Joker.

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[cackles]
So formal?

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Call me Uncle J.

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Everyone does.

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What are you doing here?

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Such a sad story.

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You see, things got a bit
uncomfortable for me back home.

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Thanks to a cranky Bat,
my cadre of cronies

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were cast in the clink.

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Suddenly, I was set adrift.

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Not a friend in the world.

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Then I realized Dakota
is just lousy

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with fun, young people.

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Like you.

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So I decided to pop in
and scare up new recruits.

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Look, Joker, uh, Uncle J.

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I appreciate you savin' me
and all but I..

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I-I don't think
I'm what you're looking for.

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Thanks, anyway.

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Don't be stupid, man.

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Oh, yeah, this is
The Big Leagues.

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I don't care, this guy
is totally creepin' me out.

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Well, I certainly don't want you
to feel uncomfortable, Ferret.

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Though it will be a shame
to lose you.

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And your power.

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[air hissing]

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[sniffles]

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An acute sense of smell,
isn't it?

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Yeah, I.. Hey, hey..

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[laughing]

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What's happening to him?

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I'm seeing to it that
he leaves us on a happy note.

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[Ferret laughing]

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Although the police
sealed off the area

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the metahuman ferret
managed to escape.

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- You're not eating?
- Na-uh.

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Good. More for me.

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[evil laughter]

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It doesn't make sense.

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Why would anybody help Ferret?

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And what made
all those balloons explode?

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Mm, too much hot air?

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(female #1 on TV)
'And the police
are still investigating'

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'today's bizarre hijacking
at the East Side Fire Station.'

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By the time we got downstairs

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they had taken two
of our biggest rigs.

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Why would anyone
steal a fire truck?

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[instrumental music]

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[crowd gasping]

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[horn blaring]

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The heat is on, gang.

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[horn blares]

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[laughing]
"Heat is on."

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Oh, this guy kills me.

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Only if you don't do
what he says.

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[siren wailing]

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Okay, boys, make papa proud.

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- Where's the fire?
- Right here, old man.

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[crowd gasping]

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Hit the floor. Now!

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[clamoring]

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[whirring]

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thud

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[alarm blaring]

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[fire crackling]

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Loud noises get on my nerves.

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Everything gets on your nerves,
man.

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Hey, I've got issues.

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[dramatic music]

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(female #2)
'All units, bank alarm
at Dakota First National.'

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[zapping]

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Flight boy at 2 o'clock.

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You heard her, kiddies.
Let's not be greedy.

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Looks like the fire department

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better rethink
it's hiring policy.

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clang

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[water splashing]

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Woah! Oh!

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Ah, this is almost too easy.

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[gunshot]

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[screaming]

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[explosion]

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thud thud

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Fire's out, kids.
Time to go home.

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[engine revving]

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[groans]
Not your best moment.

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[laughter]

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What's so funny?

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[laughter continues]

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Ferret!

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"Missing you?"

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'What does that mean?'

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[Ferret laughing]

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He seems to be stabilizing

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but call me if his condition
worsens.

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[Ferret laughing]

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[lightning crashing]

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What did this to you?

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Not what.

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Who.

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[lightning crashing]

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[Ferret laughing]

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Batman!

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[Ferret laughing]

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Hi, it's Static, isn't it?

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Uh, yeah. Oh, man!

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I cannot believe I'm shakin'
hands with Robin The Boy Wonder.

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Well, let's skip
The Boy Wonder stuff, huh?

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I'm gettin' kinda old for it.

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See any clothing?

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Just his shoes. Lots of grease.

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- Some metal shavings.
- On the top or the bottom?

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- Top.
- Which means..

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He wasn't walkin',
they dragged him.

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Oh, yeah, obviously..

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This'll help him recover
from The Joker's gas.

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The Joker! Um, here in Dakota?

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Why did he hogtie Ferret?

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And what's with that note?
"Missing you!"

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He's bored.

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He needs an opponent
who can measure up.

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Hey, I can measure up.

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Don't take it personally.

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Batman and Joker go way back.

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- Can I help?
- Probably not.

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Is he always this friendly?

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Hey, he didn't say no.

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[dramatic music]

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So after we busted his old gang

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we got a tip he was comin' here
to for a new one.

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That's why he had all those
metahumans with him.

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Is this where Ferret
disappeared?

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Uh, yes, sir.

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- Would you mind?
- Oh! Yeah, of course.

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[chuckles]
No sweat.

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[zapping]

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Thank you.

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[device beeping]

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[sighs]
It's my pops.

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Here, use this.

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[water splashes]

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Come on, pops, just another
half hour, please.

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I'm hangin' with the guys,
that's all.

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Not far. I'm right under thirt..

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I mean, right at 34th and Main.

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Just walkin' around, yeah.

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I know it's late.
Uh! Okay, alright!

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I'll be there. Damn!

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I gotta get home.

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So we gathered.

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- Where are we?
- The old industrial district.

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It goes on for miles
along the river.

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He could be anywhere.
We need to find another lead.

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[device beeps]

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[dramatic music]

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Wait. What about tomorrow?

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- Where can we meet?
- We'll call you.

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Yeah, b-but what if
I find out somethin'?

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How do I contact you?

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Use this, but only
if it's important.

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Understand?

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- Important. Yeah.
- See ya.

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Uh-huh. Nice working with you.

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[whooshing]

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"Nice working with you."
How lame is that?

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Big time super hero
has to go home to daddy.

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[upbeat music]

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What's your beef, Kangor?

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The guy is smarter than
Ebon and Hyde put together.

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[chuckles]
I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.

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I still don't trust him.

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Look what he did to Ferret, man.

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[grunts]

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clang

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Yo, bigfoot! You almost hit me.

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Maybe next time you'll move.

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Maybe next time,
I'll boil me some kangaroo meat.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
knock it off.

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Boss man wants us
to get this done.

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You don't wanna
make him mad, do ya?

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[grunting]

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[glass shatter]

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How could he have tracked me
here so soon?

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How?

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Who, Uncle J?

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The Bat, that's who?

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Here in Dakota.

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With his little bird boy.

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So what? It's five of us
against three of them.

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Three? Oh, yes.

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Including that drippy dry self
Static.

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Maybe we should hit him first.

254
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Shiv, old boy, you may have
stumbled onto something.

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They don't know
that we know they're here.

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And that is all the advantage
we may need.

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Batman and Robin!
How cool is that?

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Well, it would've been cooler
if I had done

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at least one thing right
last night.

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Hey, you got 'em to
the industrial district, right?

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And we know that wherever
Joker's hiding

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there's grease
and metal shavings.

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- That narrows it down.
- Relax.

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Let me do some research
on the internet.

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You do that.

266
00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:55,062
Meanwhile, I think I just found
the best clue of all.

267
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:05,046
Talented Joker.
He's taking the bait.

268
00:12:09,052 --> 00:12:11,047
Time to call in the troops.

269
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:15,047
Oh, no, the Bat-gizmo's gone.

270
00:12:15,049 --> 00:12:17,052
This is not happening.

271
00:12:17,054 --> 00:12:19,045
Okay, okay, chill out.

272
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,048
There's gotta be a way
to signal 'em.

273
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,059
[crackling]

274
00:12:23,065 --> 00:12:32,066
[grunts]

275
00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:37,062
Uh, Bruce.

276
00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:40,063
There's something
you should see.

277
00:12:40,065 --> 00:12:43,061
I guess we should be grateful
he didn't use a loudspeaker.

278
00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:47,060
[intense music]

279
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:57,062
Where's the signal device
I gave you?

280
00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:59,065
The uh, uh, battery must've
gone..

281
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:04,053
[stammers]
Actually, I kinda misplaced it.

282
00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,061
So what do you have?

283
00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:07,054
I saw Talon fly in there.

284
00:13:07,056 --> 00:13:09,055
- You stay out here.
- Huh?

285
00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:11,051
In case anyone shows up.

286
00:13:11,053 --> 00:13:14,043
Oh, sure. Whatever you say.

287
00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:17,064
Static's big Batman adventure.

288
00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:19,065
Waitin' by the door.

289
00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:24,050
[intense music]

290
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:26,060
Do you hear anything?

291
00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:29,065
- No.
- My point exactly.

292
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:33,056
It's an ambush!

293
00:13:33,058 --> 00:13:36,046
[grunting]

294
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:38,048
Hold still.

295
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,044
[grunting]

296
00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:42,045
♪ Show me somethin'
show me what you got ♪

297
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,061
♪ Show me somethin'
hit me with your best shot ♪

298
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:47,058
[screams]

299
00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:50,065
♪ Break the doors ♪

300
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:53,044
Hm, sweet dreams, Bat boy.

301
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:55,051
♪ Show me somethin' ♪

302
00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:57,052
[coughing]

303
00:13:57,054 --> 00:14:01,045
♪ Show me somethin' yeah
'cause I showed you ♪

304
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,056
You'll have to excuse my kids.

305
00:14:03,058 --> 00:14:06,044
They're so rambunctious lately.

306
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,064
Should've brought a crossword
puzzle or somethin'.

307
00:14:12,044 --> 00:14:13,051
[horn blaring]

308
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,063
[groans]

309
00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:24,064
[laughing]

310
00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,064
[grunts]

311
00:14:28,056 --> 00:14:30,048
Hey!

312
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,049
[dramatic music]

313
00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:37,065
[crackling]

314
00:14:39,048 --> 00:14:41,060
[coughing]

315
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,059
Richie. Come in. Rich?

316
00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:46,065
'You haven't any luck?'

317
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:48,055
I'm still searchin', bro.

318
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:51,052
We just don't have enough info
to zero in on the hideout.

319
00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:52,065
Well now we gotta find it.

320
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:55,046
Joker just grabbed
Batman and Robin.

321
00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:57,051
Oh, no. How did you get away?

322
00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:59,062
I didn't get away.
They trapped me in a tunnel.

323
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,055
I wasn't even worth capturing.

324
00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:05,057
However they did manage
to mortally wound your ego.

325
00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:08,064
Sorry, I'm just frustrated.
I wanted to.. I don't know.

326
00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:11,047
- Measure up.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

327
00:15:11,049 --> 00:15:13,053
Batman and Robin must have
a communication system, right?

328
00:15:13,055 --> 00:15:15,065
- Like our Shock boxes.
- Sure.

329
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:18,053
So if there's a way
to send a radio signal

330
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,048
there's a way to track it.

331
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,060
[intense music]

332
00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:37,059
Okay, I'm inside.

333
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,059
Shouldn't be too hard
to figure out this thing.

334
00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,043
[gasps]

335
00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:53,061
[screams]

336
00:15:56,052 --> 00:15:58,060
How do you make this thing stop?

337
00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:05,052
Uh, okay. Plan B.

338
00:16:05,054 --> 00:16:08,048
You see anything that looks
like a tracking system?

339
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,061
I can't even find
a steering wheel.

340
00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:14,061
[gasps]
Richie, I think it heard me.

341
00:16:14,063 --> 00:16:16,057
Hoo-hoo! Major coolness.

342
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,043
Okay, uh, try this.

343
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:20,064
Computer, engage tracking
device.

344
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,057
[device beeping]

345
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:25,048
How did you know how to do that?

346
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,065
I watch a lot of sci-fi.

347
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:28,048
Your turn.

348
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:31,063
Computer, engage auto-pilot.

349
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:34,046
Find Batman and Robin.

350
00:16:34,048 --> 00:16:36,055
Whoa!

351
00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:45,055
It appears you've lost the home
field advantage, Batsy boy.

352
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:50,048
Whereas I had the foresight
to hire the local all-star team.

353
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:53,066
[camera beeping]

354
00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,063
What's with the camera, Joker?

355
00:16:55,065 --> 00:17:00,049
I'm preserving fond memories
of your demise, Batso.

356
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:03,053
Something for me and the kids
to watch when this green hair

357
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,054
has turned to grey.

358
00:17:05,056 --> 00:17:08,049
You don't really think you're
gonna pull this off, do you?

359
00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:11,045
Yeah, I mean, considering
your batting average.

360
00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:12,051
Pardon the expression.

361
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:15,049
[evil laughter]
How droll.

362
00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:18,043
But since we're all anxious
to get this over with..

363
00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:21,051
Let's get this over with.

364
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,062
You know how I love toys,
Batman.

365
00:17:25,064 --> 00:17:28,054
Here's how this one works.

366
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:29,063
[engine revs]

367
00:17:33,044 --> 00:17:34,051
[crashing]

368
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:38,052
Oh! Ha-ha-ha!

369
00:17:38,054 --> 00:17:41,046
You won't see that
at the auto show.

370
00:17:41,048 --> 00:17:42,054
[laughs]

371
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,062
Let's go for a double-header,
shall we?

372
00:17:48,064 --> 00:17:51,056
Bye-bye, birdies.

373
00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:53,051
[zapping]

374
00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:55,058
[dramatic music]

375
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:58,049
[screaming]

376
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:00,062
[grunts]

377
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,051
[zapping]

378
00:18:03,053 --> 00:18:04,062
What took you so long?

379
00:18:04,064 --> 00:18:06,049
Hey, I'm here, aren't I?

380
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,055
[grunts]

381
00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:09,064
[clanging]

382
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,060
[grunting]

383
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:14,063
Oh, this again. Whoa!

384
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:16,066
You are getting closer.

385
00:18:17,044 --> 00:18:18,048
[explosion]

386
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,054
[grunts]

387
00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:26,049
Oh, children!
Uncle Joker needs you.

388
00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:28,064
[grunting]

389
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:33,054
[zapping]

390
00:18:34,058 --> 00:18:36,055
[grunting]

391
00:18:36,057 --> 00:18:37,064
[groaning]

392
00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:43,050
Ooh, spot welding is not good
for the complexion.

393
00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:47,045
[groans]

394
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:48,054
[grunting]

395
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:53,060
Too bad it has to end this way,
Robin.

396
00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:56,056
You and I are birds
of a feather.

397
00:18:56,058 --> 00:18:57,061
[screeching]

398
00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:59,046
[explosion]

399
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,050
[groans]

400
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:05,061
I cannot tell you how many times
I've heard that joke.

401
00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:09,051
I got dibs on the Bat.

402
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:10,059
Too late.

403
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:16,060
[grunting]

404
00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:18,045
[explosion]

405
00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:22,054
[groaning]

406
00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:28,047
[evil laughter]

407
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,052
Ooh!

408
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:37,054
[crashing]

409
00:19:37,056 --> 00:19:39,060
[Joker groans]

410
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:48,059
Please, Batman, help me.

411
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,062
Got ya.

412
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,057
[evil laughter]

413
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,061
Hm?

414
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:55,049
- That looks fun. Let me try.
- Huh?

415
00:19:55,051 --> 00:19:56,061
[screams]

416
00:19:58,057 --> 00:19:59,063
[groans]

417
00:20:00,062 --> 00:20:02,049
Not bad.

418
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:07,062
[instrumental music]

419
00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:10,057
[clamoring]

420
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,046
[dramatic music]

421
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,052
Well, it's been a real slice.

422
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:22,050
Thank, man, anytime you wanna
hang together, I am there.

423
00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:23,059
Deal.

424
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:27,054
[intense music]

425
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,050
Batman, I don't know what to say

426
00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:32,059
except it was a thrill
working with you.

427
00:20:32,061 --> 00:20:36,044
Any chance we could, you know,
team up again?

428
00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:37,052
We'll see.

429
00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,053
swoosh

430
00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:42,056
[dramatic music]

431
00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:44,061
Yes!

432
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:48,043
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

433
00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,048
♪ Superhero ♪

434
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,064
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

435
00:20:50,058 --> 00:20:52,064
♪ Superhero ♪

436
00:20:52,066 --> 00:20:54,048
♪ Static shock ♪

437
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,065
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

438
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:59,053
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪

439
00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:59,053
♪ Superhero ♪

440
00:20:59,055 --> 00:21:01,054
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

441
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:05,059
[theme music]

442
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,058
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪

443
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,046
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪

444
00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,066
♪ Static Shock ♪