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♪ Gotta be be gotta be a
super super superhero ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ They don't know ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta be
a super super superhero ♪
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♪ Uh huh Static Shock ♪
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♪ Gotta be be Gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ They don't know ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
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♪ Static Shock
Static Shock ♪
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♪ Go go ♪
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♪ Come on go ♪
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♪ Go go go go go ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta be
a super super superhero ♪
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♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪
♪ Hero ♪
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♪ Static Shock ♪
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♪ I'll stand with you ♪
♪ I'll stand with you ♪
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♪ When the world's too cruel ♪
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Bring it down,
down...perfect.
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♪ Will see us through ♪
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How's that?
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Vote for me. See?
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Did you see what
Heather's handing out?
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Oh, that is so cute!
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Can you believe it?
Joey Bonbora is running!
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I'd vote for him anytime.
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Uh-oh, here comes Madelyn.
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Oh, please!
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Little Ms. Perfect.
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Hi, my name is
Madelyn Spaulding
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and I'm running for
freshman class president.
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Would you sign my
petition for..
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Madelyn Spaulding.
Could you.. Hmm!
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'Yeah.'
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Ahh!
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That was such an
easy morning patrol
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I still have 15 minutes
before class starts!
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- Hello.
- Huh?
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Hi, oh, I just..
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Uh, see, I lost a book which
is, uh, why I'm back here.
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I..
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Hello, my name is
Madelyn Spaulding.
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Madelyn. I know.
We're in the same homeroom.
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Then you may also know
that I'm running
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for freshman president.
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Good for you.
Well, I better--
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And if elected, I will do all
I can to make Dakota Union
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a high school of which
everyone can be proud.
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In fact, I've drawn up
a description
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'of my platform that
includes 32 issues.'
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- 'Item one, uniforms.'
- Madelyn.
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To keep distractions
such as improper clothing
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or social pressures
from negatively impacting
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the educational
environment--
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Gotta run.
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But I didn't finish
explaining.
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One signature down,
forty-nine to go.
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Come on!
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Your new morning
workout?
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No, this piece of junk
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is busted again!
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Back off, De La Hoya.
Let me try.
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A gentle jump-start
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and away we.. Whoa.
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Ohh! Hey! Ow! Aah!
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Yeah, that fixed it.
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Man, those machines have
been funky all year!
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But does the school
repair 'em? No!
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Foley, that
Is a low-priority item."
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Yeah, for them, maybe.
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Maybe we should tell
Madelyn Spaulding
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to add it to her
campaign platform.
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That control freak?
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Last week, she came
up to me at lunch
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and criticized the
way I was chewing.
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Hey, maybe you should
run for president.
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You know, on a "fix the
snack machines" crusade.
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Hmm, that's not a bad idea.
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Oh, yeah, and as a bonus
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I get to give
Ms. High and Mighty Madelyn
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a little competition.
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Deal.
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'Are you tired of snack
machines that don't work?'
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Are you hungry for change
and maybe a burrito?
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Then vote for Richie Foley
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your next freshman
class president
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- Yeah!
- I'll vote for him!
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'That's right,
fellow students.'
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'No longer will we go
without our chips, our sodas'
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'our creme-filled treats.'
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Excuse me, "Fix the
vending machines?"
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You call that a platform?
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He already has enough
signatures
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to qualify as a candidate.
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- He does? You do?
- Yep.
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Which means, that it's gonna be
one mighty tight race
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between me and Joey Bonbora.
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Really? Well..
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Well, then, we'll just see
about that, mister.
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And how's your sign-up goin'?
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None of your buis..
Whoa, ow, ohh!
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Hey, you okay?
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Just peachy, thank you.
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What up?
She eat the meatloaf?
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I'm not sure.
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Oh, unh!
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Darn that Richie Foley!
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I should be president, not him.
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And not Joey Bonbora.
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Me, I deserve it. It's just
spite, jealousy and..
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Excuse me, Mr. Homeless Person.
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My name is
Madelyn Spaulding
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and I'm writing an
essay for extra credit
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on the poverty-stricken
population in Dakota.
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Therefore, I'd like
to ask you a few..
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What in the world!
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boom
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Ew!
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Ugh, I can't believe
Mr. Lawler gave us a quiz.
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Oh, there's Brian!
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He is such a hottie!
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She's looking
at my zit. I know she is!
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I hope they don't beat
me up again.
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Hey, Spaulding,
you got a problem?
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Yeah, her problem is
nobody's gonna vote for her.
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Why don't you both buzz off?
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- Huh? Buzz, buzz, buzz.
- Huh? Buzz, buzz, buzz.
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- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
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- Buzz, buzz, buzz.
- Buzz, buzz, buzz.
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I can control them!
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Okay, people, quiet down.
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We have a lot of
speeches to hear today.
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Uh, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
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Give me caramel corn
or give me death.
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Uh, better fed than read?
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Huh?
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Uh, how about,
let my people snack?
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Hey, Richie, my man,
how's it goin'?
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Uh, fine, Joey.
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Uh, you know, we're running
against each other.
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Yeah? Oh, well,
good luck!
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He could actually
win this thing.
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Come on, he's a nice guy,
but he's not smart enough
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to be president.
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Never stopped anybody before.
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And now the candidates
for freshman class president.
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Up first is Joey Bonbora.
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Joey, Joey, Joey
Joey, Joey, Joey..
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Hey, hey!
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Joey, penny for your thoughts.
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'Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey.'
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'Joey.'
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What's going on there?
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Mr. Bonbora, we're waiting.
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Fellow students..
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I no longer wish, to
be freshman president.
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So, I withdraw my name
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and ask you to support
the only candidate
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who really deserves your vote.
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Madelyn Spaulding.
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- 'What?'
- Madelyn?
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Psst, V, check this..
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Not so fast, Richard.
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Time to get into your brain.
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Hey, what's goin' on?
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Richie?
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'You, you're..'
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Interesting.
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Richie,
what's with you, man?
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You're supposed to
be on stage.
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No, V, I heard Madelyn.
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Well, yeah, she was just
here talking to you.
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No, bro, listen,
it wasn't her talking.
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It was like, she
was inside my head.
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'I mean it, V.'
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Madelyn Spaulding was
rummaging around inside
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my skull, trying to change me
into a, a brain puppet!
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Ugh!
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- Brain puppet?
- Drone, mind slave, whatever.
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When you showed up,
your energy field
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must've caused some kind of
feedback and stopped her.
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Richie, you have definitely
been watching
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too much science fiction.
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Bro, I heard her thoughts.
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She plans to turn every student
here into a zombie!
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Look, if Madelyn had
mind-control powers
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do you honestly think
she would waste time
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taking over a high school?
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thump
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Madelyn..
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No, really, you are too kind.
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Thank you,
thank you very much.
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Madelyn, Madelyn, Madelyn..
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We're in trouble, yes?
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Well, lookie here!
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Virgil Hawkins slack-off
extraordinaire
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actually hitting the books?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mr. All-school Merit Scholar
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Mr. I Don't Need To Study.
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Mr..
What are you reading?
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- Hmm?
- These are my psychology books!
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I know, sorry.
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But I need to learn
about how the mind works.
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In case you ever get one?
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Come on, I won't hurt 'em.
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Then, maybe next time,
you'll ask
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before you just grab
my stuff!
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Please, Sharon.
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Some of the kids at school
have been acting weird.
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I'm trying to figure
out why.
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Go on.
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I figure maybe it's
drugs or a virus
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or something in the water.
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Or somebody with telepathy.
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Say what?
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Well, there's this girl,
Madelyn. Kind of a pain.
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Anyway, she's running
against Richie
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for freshman class president.
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Only Richie thinks
she's a Bang Baby
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and can turn people
into brain puppets.
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Brain puppets?
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Okay, I know it
sounds crazy.
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Brain puppets!
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Oh, Virgil, you've
definitely been watching
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too much science fiction.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, well, that's what
I told Richie!
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zap
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Sleep well, Virgil Hawkins.
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Not.
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♪ Everybody thinking
about me ♪
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♪ Thinking everybody thinking ♪
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I have got to stop eating
jalapenos before bedtime.
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'Virgil Hawkins.'
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Me? No, see, you
got it all wrong.
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I'm Static, not--
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Now, Virgil,
you can't fool me.
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I know all about you.
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Your static powers
may protect you
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but there are other
ways to keep
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you from ruining my campaign.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, you'll see.
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Oh, it's just a dream.
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Huh?
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They're all brain puppets!
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Hey, uh, family.
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Up kind of late, aren't you?
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Uh-huh. Listen, I'm just
gonna go downstairs for, huh?
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You okay?
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You aren't going
anywhere, Virgil.
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Sis, pops, aah!
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thud
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Okay, bad choice of words.
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You realize, this is
gonna ruin your chances
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of making father of the..
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...y-year?
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Aah!
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You two okay in there?
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Glad to hear it.
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Wait! Stop! Snap out of it!
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Madelyn Spaulding has
taken over your brains!
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Rich, am I glad to see you.
You were right!
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It's Madelyn, and she even
got to pops and Sharon.
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We got to do something.
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Oh, no, Richie, you, too?
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Sorry about this, bud.
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Richie, I promise you'll be
alright. I'll check you later.
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Okay.
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Think I better
get this on tape.
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click
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Hello, my name is
Madelyn Spaulding
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and I am running for
freshman class president.
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Hello.
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Yay.
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Some of us are destined
for greatness. It's a gift.
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But it's also a burden
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especially if nobody else
appreciates that greatness.
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This could go on a while.
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'Especially if everybody
is so mean'
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and not doing their jobs
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so that the really great people
have to do all the extra work
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and never get any thanks
283
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and never get invited
to sleepovers or anything!
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Yeah.
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Only now, it's
gonna be different.
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Tomorrow, you will
all vote for me
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as president of
the freshman class.
288
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And if that goes well,
why stop with freshman?
289
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I could run the school.
290
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I could be president
of everybody!
291
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Whoa there, Madame President,
I demand a recount.
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What are you doing here?
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Shutting you down, lady.
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I have your whole
crazy speech on tape.
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Your cover is blown.
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Well, so is yours.
297
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I'm going to tell
the whole world
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that Static is really
Virgil Hawkins.
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I'm still gonna shut you down.
300
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Attention, students, this
is your president speaking.
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Get me that superhero.
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And his little tape, too!
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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♪ No way to get
past them ♪
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♪ Don't try to
get past them ♪
307
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♪ You have you
have no power ♪
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♪ Don't try to
work your way out ♪
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♪ Go make it gotta
beat the gates ♪
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♪ Move back to
a proper place ♪
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♪ Gotta beat the gates
and get out of this place ♪
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I have no power.
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And no way out.
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Except past them.
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splash
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♪ You have no power ♪
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♪ Gotta make the move ♪
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♪ Gotta beat the gates ♪
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♪ Make a move make a move ♪
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♪ Wake up wake up ♪
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♪ You have to gotta
beat it beat it ♪
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♪ Make a move make a move ♪
♪ Wake up wake up ♪
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♪ No time to choose
make a move make a move ♪
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♪ Gotta beat it beat it ♪
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Come on, come on!
326
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Oh, yeah!
327
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Woo-hoo!
328
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Static?
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Richie?
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Yes, Richie.
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And the varsity football team.
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Aah.
333
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:26,066
You may as well
give me that videotape.
334
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Even if you show it
to the police
335
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I would just take
over their minds, too.
336
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From now on, I'm the boss.
337
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,061
Oh, yeah? Well, you're
not the boss of me.
338
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- Am too. Am too.
- Am not. Am not.
339
00:17:38,052 --> 00:17:41,053
Hold him!
340
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Argh!
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You will do
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as I...command!
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No, I won't!
344
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Unh.
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Aah!
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00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:01,063
Ugh.
347
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:06,057
Yes!
348
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:11,054
How did I end up at school?
349
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,062
Why are we out here
in our underwear?
350
00:18:13,064 --> 00:18:15,064
Huh, nice nightie, Ruth.
351
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:18,051
Take a hike, weasel face.
352
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,043
I'm so embarrassed.
353
00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:22,055
- I can't remember a thing.
- 'Oh, what happened?'
354
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,049
- Hey, what happened?
- What are we doing here?
355
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,047
- What happened?
- Uh..
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00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:30,059
Hello, I'm Sadelyn Maulding.
357
00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:32,064
I'm running f-for-for, unh..
358
00:18:34,057 --> 00:18:36,050
Oh, let's just say
that Madelyn and I
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00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:38,043
had a little meeting
of the minds.
360
00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:50,057
Okay, okay, settle down,
settle down.
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00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:53,052
My fellow Americans..
362
00:18:53,054 --> 00:18:54,064
Oops, sorry, wrong speech.
363
00:18:57,058 --> 00:18:59,049
This was a very close race.
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Thanks to you, the faculty
knows that we will not rest
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00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:05,046
until the vending-machine
crisis gets resolved!
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00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,056
And thanks to my
opponent Joey Bonbora
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who will take up the issue
during the next term
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as the new president
of the freshman class.
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00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:17,046
Come on out, Joey.
370
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:25,065
Great concession
speech, man.
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00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,048
Very classy.
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00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,054
Hey, I'm a born politician.
373
00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,066
And speaking of politicians
374
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,065
what's up with
Her Royal Weirdness?
375
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,061
Madelyn? Well, Static peeked
in on her this mornin'.
376
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:42,046
She took quite a
zap to the head
377
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,064
but she's gonna be okay.
378
00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,058
Does she remember
who Static is?
379
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,064
She doesn't even remember
she's a meta-human.
380
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,065
Let's just hope
it stays that way.
381
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,050
V, I gotta hand it to you.
382
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:55,059
It must've been pretty scary
383
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,053
when she had us all
under her control.
384
00:19:57,055 --> 00:19:59,066
Not to mention having
everyone turn against you.
385
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:03,052
Huh, yes, it was.
386
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:05,053
V? V?
387
00:20:05,055 --> 00:20:07,064
Must eat meat.
388
00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:10,061
Hamburger.
389
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:15,063
Yes, hamburger and fries.
390
00:20:15,065 --> 00:20:17,066
- Ooh.
- Hungry.
391
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:20,052
- Feed me.
- Mm, yum.
392
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:23,048
- Ooh.
- Must eat.
393
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,044
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
394
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:26,061
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ They don't know ♪
395
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:28,062
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
396
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:30,052
♪ Uh huh Static Shock ♪
397
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,049
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
398
00:20:32,051 --> 00:20:34,043
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ They don't know ♪
399
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:36,044
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
400
00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:38,050
♪ Static Shock
Static Shock ♪
401
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,066
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be a super super superhero ♪
402
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,058
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ Hero ♪
403
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,061
♪ Static Shock
Static Shock ♪