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♪ Let's go ♪

2
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(male #1)
'This is police chopper one'

3
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'moving in
for aerial backup. Over.'

4
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(female #1)
'It's been
a tense standoff so far'

5
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'here in Gotham's
warehouse district.'

6
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'I think
the commissioner's about..'

7
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Wait!

8
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Stand back!

9
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crackle crackle

10
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[grunts]

11
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[grunts]

12
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(man on TV)
'This was the scene
earlier tonight'

13
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'in Gotham's Bayside district'

14
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where police cornered Time Code

15
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an outlaw physicist
who planned to make a fortune

16
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'by helping wanted criminals'

17
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'escape to the future,
of all places.'

18
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'Unfortunately for Time Code'

19
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'he couldn't see
into his own future'

20
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'a future that included
Batman and his young friend.'

21
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"His young friend?"

22
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I don't have a name anymore?

23
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Get me my tool kit, Boy Wonder.

24
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And you,
be careful with that.

25
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It has a glitch.

26
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Hey, the plug's been pulled.

27
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Or didn't you notice?

28
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(Batman)
It also has an
internal power source

29
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or didn't you notice?

30
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Just testing.

31
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I'll put it down there.

32
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thud

33
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You're welcome.

34
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He learned science
from Nobel laureates

35
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martial arts from
Kung Fu masters

36
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and manners from a crocodile.

37
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So he's a little
harsh sometimes.

38
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- Sometimes?
- He's teaching you.

39
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Making sure you'll be
ready for whatever.

40
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I think you're kind of lucky.

41
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[Batman grunting]

42
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- I got it!
- No!

43
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Stay away!

44
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I can handle this!

45
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[Batman grunting]

46
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Hey!

47
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Aah! Aah!

48
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[yells]

49
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Where'd he go?

50
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Not where...when.

51
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[theme music]

52
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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

53
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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

54
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♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

55
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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin' ♪

56
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♪ Yeah one zip
then you zapped ♪

57
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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

58
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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run
from the Static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

63
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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

64
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♪ Bell rings
and I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

66
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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

68
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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

69
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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

70
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♪ Villains run
from the Static shower ♪

71
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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings
and I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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[screaming]

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[groans]

78
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Batman? Robin?

79
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Somebody's been doing
some redecorating.

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[dramatic music]

81
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What are you doing here?

82
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[intense music]

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whoosh

84
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I-it's kind of
a long story, uh..

85
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Whoa! Let's not get off
on the wrong foot here

86
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'cause that's one foot
you don't want to step on.

87
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crackle crackle

88
00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,579
Batman's not gonna be happy

89
00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,665
when he hears how you've
been treating his guest

90
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and you really don't want
to see Batman unhappy.

91
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First, we don't
have guests here.

92
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And, second, I'm Batman.

93
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And I'm Beyonce.

94
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Well, whoever you are,
you don't belong here.

95
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Whoa!

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[grunts]

97
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boom

98
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Gettin' sloppy.

99
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[yells]

100
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[grunts]

101
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Sloppy, huh?

102
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zap zap zap

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[groaning]

104
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- Need more?
- That's enough.

105
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There is no time for this.

106
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I need you, both of you.

107
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You know this kid?

108
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He says his name's Beyonce.

109
00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:05,139
He's Static.

110
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Static's an old guy.

111
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Hey, I'm almost old
enough to drive.

112
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Yep. Static.

113
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And you're Bruce Wayne,
aren't you?

114
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- But you're so, so..
- Old?

115
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No big surprise considering you
just hopscotched over 40 years.

116
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Huh?

117
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Ever since that accident,
I've been expecting this moment

118
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and the timing
couldn't be better.

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Cobra is a group of
snake worshippers

120
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who want to take
over the world.

121
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The police caught
their leader a week ago

122
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but Cobra's just taken
a prisoner of their own.

123
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There's going to be a trade.

124
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Sounds fair to me.

125
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Fair? Negotiating
with criminals?

126
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- I don't see much choice.
- I do.

127
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We can rescue the prisoner
before the exchange.

128
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We could have him back
and keep their leader.

129
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Hey, you two are the team,
you can handle this.

130
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I gotta find a way home.

131
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I need both of you
to rescue the prisoner.

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Wherever Cobra's keeping him

133
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I'm sure they're
guarding him very heavily.

134
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He's one of our
greatest heroes

135
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someone with the power to
change the world. Someone who--

136
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Come on! How great can this guy
be if he's stupid enough

137
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to get caught
by a bunch of snake people?

138
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He's you, Virgil.

139
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[whimpers]

140
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whoosh

141
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It's all so incredible.

142
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And I'm the man here, huh?

143
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Not you. Him.

144
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Me, him, same thing,
give or take 40 years.

145
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Not exactly,
which is why

146
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you're along
strictly for backup.

147
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Backup? You've seen
what I can do..

148
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You're still mad about
that little go-round we had?

149
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This has nothing
to do with that.

150
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But you are still mad at me.

151
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Look, suppose something happened
to you tonight, something bad

152
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that would mean the
older version of you

153
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'would never have
existed, right?'

154
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Could that really happen?

155
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I mean, if I..
Well, then he..

156
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Let's not try
any experiments, okay?

157
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whoosh

158
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Well, isn't there anyone
else who can help us?

159
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- What about Robin?
- Robin?

160
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He's a civilian now.

161
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And the League's off
near Alpha Centauri.

162
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Gear is on the other side of
the world, and your son is--

163
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Son? Whoa!

164
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- I have a son?
- Yeah, you do.

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You've got a lot of
surprises in store

166
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but I'm not gonna spoil
any more of them. Come on.

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- What are you doing?
- Going undercover.

168
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The old man has a contact

169
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who might be able to
get me into Cobra.

170
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Supposed to wait
down there for him.

171
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Sure must be nice having
someone to give you leads

172
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and help figure out things.

173
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It is.

174
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What was Bruce like
when you knew him?

175
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Taller.

176
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I recognize the streets,
but everything else is so..

177
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'...different.'

178
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He's a splicer.
They use animal DNA.

179
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Some of the whack jobs in Cobra
look almost like snakes.

180
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That can't be legal.

181
00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,608
It's not, but the
cops are too busy

182
00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:03,859
to do much about it.

183
00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:07,571
Well, some things
never change. What now?

184
00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,448
I go wait under that bridge

185
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,283
and you, you're gonna
stay at the corner

186
00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:14,495
and try very hard
not to erase your own future.

187
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Hmph!

188
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,294
[dramatic music]

189
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whoosh

190
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[grunting]

191
00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,679
[buzzer blaring]

192
00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:36,016
Well, this is a surprise.

193
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I thought you were gonna
throw away the key.

194
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clang

195
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- Out.
- We're going somewhere?

196
00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:45,484
Not if I had my way.

197
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There's gonna be a
prisoner exchange, isn't there?

198
00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,072
[grunts]

199
00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,658
[groans]

200
00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,829
We must have gotten
one of yours.

201
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,164
Who was it?

202
00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,708
Wonder Woman?

203
00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,502
The Lantern?

204
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,671
- Static?
- Quiet.

205
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:08,424
Perfect, just perfect.

206
00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,552
vroom vroom

207
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,770
Virgil? Uh!

208
00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,606
- Virgil!
- 'Easy on the volume.'

209
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,109
We're supposed to be
undercover, remember?

210
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,694
I'm supposed to be undercover.

211
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,195
You were just gonna wait.

212
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:34,408
I did...till I got
tired of it. Come here!

213
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,328
I found someone who says
he knows all about Cobra.

214
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,664
That's him, down there.

215
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,208
You have got to be kidding.

216
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,543
Maybe he's the guy.

217
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,171
- But the old man said--
- Come on.

218
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,889
Cobra's right in here, boys.

219
00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:58,640
(Virgil)
You're sure about this?

220
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,685
Why would I lie to you?

221
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,107
Oh, yeah.
That's why I'd lie.

222
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,277
[all chuckling]

223
00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:12,571
They're Jokers. They don't
know anything about Cobra.

224
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,114
He was just yanking your chain.

225
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:17,701
No biggie. They're just a
bunch of clowns, that's all.

226
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,036
See? A bunch of cl..

227
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,621
hiss

228
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,873
Yeah. Clowns.

229
00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,249
[both growling]

230
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,585
[grunting]

231
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,964
[groaning]

232
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,425
[zapping]

233
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,595
[groaning]

234
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,930
(male #2)
'Get him!'

235
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,932
[grunting]

236
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:41,517
zap

237
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,977
[all groaning]

238
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:46,772
Hey, that was way shui.

239
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,774
Shui? I don't get it.

240
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,068
Get this.

241
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,196
[screaming]

242
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,742
Now I get it. Shui.

243
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,414
It's a distraction! Look!

244
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,459
♪ Yeah ♪

245
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,544
♪ Come on ♪

246
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:09,878
[grunts]

247
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:10,963
zap

248
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:14,049
[grunting]

249
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,763
[all groaning]

250
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:23,809
Come on, guys. Where's that
sparkling sense of humor?

251
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,144
[yells]

252
00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:28,272
thud

253
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,773
Well, let's hear it.

254
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:30,983
Thank you?

255
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,651
You sent us off on
a wild goose chase.

256
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,445
We probably missed
the real contact

257
00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:35,946
and you want gratitude?

258
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,698
I just can't see how you
could have grown up to be

259
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,783
one of the world's
greatest heroes.

260
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,330
[dramatic music]

261
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,254
Hey, relax.
We'll be there soon.

262
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,547
Yeah.

263
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,594
[whirring]

264
00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,514
Hey!

265
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,267
[alarm blaring]

266
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,603
[grunts]

267
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,188
[clamoring]

268
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,398
(male #3)
'He's heading for the bridge!
Stop him!'

269
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,942
- 'He's gone!'
- This way, come on!

270
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,654
Now call the harbor patrol.

271
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,532
[man grunting]

272
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,951
Long live Cobra!

273
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:33,212
whoosh

274
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,383
This is 7-5-niner, requesting
permission to take off.

275
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,968
Got a clearance yet? Over.

276
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,012
It's gonna be another
couple minutes, 7-5-niner.

277
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:44,056
We got some heavy
traffic coming in. Over.

278
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,098
[man grunts]

279
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,600
You okay? Over.

280
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,519
Just fine.

281
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,312
But I don't think
I'll wait for clearance.

282
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,897
Over and out.

283
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,857
Hey! Stop!

284
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,114
It's me. I'll be there
in a few minutes.

285
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,075
Leader, Grisby.

286
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,660
What should we do with Static?

287
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,955
Don't touch him.
Static's mine.

288
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,957
[computer beeping]

289
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,959
(Batman)
'You've gotta get
this kid off my back'

290
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,753
he's driving me crazy.

291
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,464
I saved his butt.
He needs me.

292
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,967
Quiet!
Cobra's leader just escaped.

293
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,761
'That means they don't
need Static anymore.'

294
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,179
What do we do now?

295
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,973
'Hello?'

296
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,683
I'm thinking.

297
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,102
[zapping]

298
00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,145
whoosh

299
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,405
[upbeat music]

300
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,789
whoosh

301
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,962
(Static)
'Looks just like we left it.'

302
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,845
- What are you doing?
- This is where I go to think.

303
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,515
It's pretty pathetic.

304
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,809
Not everybody has a mansion.

305
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,019
And what are you doing?

306
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,812
I kinda ran into a dead end.

307
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,148
I thought you wanted
to be on your own.

308
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,983
Look, coming here was
hard enough for me.

309
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,277
I'm not gonna get
down on my knees and..

310
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,904
And what?

311
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:28,201
Why is there a retinal scanner
in an old abandoned gas station?

312
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,537
Retinal scanner?
Let me see.

313
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,999
[beeping]

314
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,208
[yells]

315
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,546
[grunts]
Oh. Uh..

316
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,964
[door whirrs]

317
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,428
clang clang clang

318
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,974
Looks like I haven't
done too bad for myself.

319
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,772
[beeping]

320
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,523
(Batman)
Know what this is?

321
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,236
Looks sorta like
a shock box, but..

322
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,363
[gasps]

323
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,993
Gear?
What happened to you?

324
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,246
You got so...big.

325
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,956
It's a recorded hologram.

326
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,708
Oh, yeah, right.

327
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,543
It's like those things
people used to have

328
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,379
uh, answering machines.

329
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,089
So this is an old message?

330
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,383
Mm-hmm.

331
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,552
Virg, meet me at
Dakota Platform 247 right away.

332
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,845
It's an emergency.

333
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,848
[automated message]
Tuesday, 7:40 a.m.

334
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,350
That was this morning.

335
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,686
I thought you said Gear was
on the other side of the world.

336
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,730
He is. It's a secret mission,
only the old man knew.

337
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,899
Then they must have
faked this somehow.

338
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,776
This is how they tricked me.

339
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,238
I mean, him. Any idea
where this Platform 247 is?

340
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,408
No. But I know someone who does.

341
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,620
[dramatic music]

342
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,752
whoosh

343
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,769
(all)
Praise Cobra!

344
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,564
Let all fear our minds.

345
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,447
We have Static in
a stasis chamber.

346
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,614
He's ready for you.

347
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,991
Good.

348
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,785
But I'd like to do
a little splicing first.

349
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,620
I thought you might.

350
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,207
[inhaling]

351
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,553
[growls]

352
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,892
[dramatic music]

353
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,648
(Bruce)
The platforms were originally
designed for the military

354
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,317
now they're ghost towns.

355
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,111
whoosh

356
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,452
[grunting]

357
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,204
Allow me.

358
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,539
[zapping]

359
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,719
(Batman)
'It's a stasis field.'

360
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,137
'That's how
they're holding him.'

361
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,722
(Static)
'That's me.'

362
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:37,933
Got a plan?

363
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,227
Go down there
and fight real hard.

364
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,394
That's what I was thinking

365
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,230
and I don't even have a mentor.

366
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,649
[crackling]

367
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,736
[grunting]

368
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,910
See if you can shut
off the stasis field.

369
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,287
[groans]

370
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,374
[grunting]

371
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,876
What have we here?

372
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,920
A failed cloning attempt?

373
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,089
'A mini Static?'

374
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,217
[screaming]

375
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,388
Yeah, mini alright.

376
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,015
[Static screaming]

377
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,976
slam

378
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:24,104
[all clamoring]

379
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,193
[man grunting]
Hold him!

380
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,656
This'll perk up your circuits.

381
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,659
crackle crackle

382
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,994
[grunting]

383
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,913
[Static yells]

384
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,084
[grunting]

385
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,420
Static! Here!

386
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,380
What am I supposed
to do with it..

387
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,258
(Batman)
'It's knockout gas! Throw it!'

388
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,927
[grunts]

389
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,264
It's not gonna
do you any good.

390
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,183
(Static)
'It will if I supercharge it.'

391
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,853
[groaning]

392
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,732
[pounding on door]

393
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,735
We're gonna need
some help here.

394
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,445
And I know just who.

395
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,032
[intense music]

396
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,658
[beeping]

397
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,743
[grunts]

398
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,161
crackle

399
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,340
[crackling]

400
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,302
[all clamoring]

401
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,637
Stop 'em!

402
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,977
[grunts]

403
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,398
thud

404
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,275
Wow.

405
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,736
(Static)
'I can see why you didn't
think I could be him.'

406
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,906
Actually, I'm starting
to see the resemblance.

407
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,409
I...I have so many questions.

408
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,163
Don't worry.
Everything's gonna be fine.

409
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,625
- Hey, what's happening?
- You must be going back.

410
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,294
What's gonna happen to me?
What should I do?

411
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,296
Believe in yourself.

412
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,715
That's your greatest power.

413
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,843
[screaming]

414
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,015
[groans]

415
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,058
Welcome back.

416
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,727
Yeah. I knew I could fix this.

417
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,187
Gear! I saw the future!

418
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,856
I saw you, I saw myself,
I saw Batman.

419
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,859
- Batman, you were..
- I'd rather not know.

420
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:38,029
Well, you still
had your hair. Unh.

421
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,197
You gonna be okay?

422
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,032
I'm gonna be just fine.

423
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:45,161
Oh, and, Gear, maybe
you should lay off the fries.

424
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,209
[theme music]