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Ooh!
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We need help here, fast!
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There he is! Down there!
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Jump!
Watch it!
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Keep firing!
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Hold steady.
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Fire!
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♪ Here we go now here we go now ♪
♪ He's incredible ♪
♪ He's invincible ♪
♪ Here we go now here we go now ♪
♪ He's incredible ♪
♪ He's unstoppable ♪
My favorite color, gold.
What are you waiting for? Stop him!
Yeah? Me and what army?
That's the Green Lantern.
'Nothing can stop him.'
♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazing ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you're facing ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
Garbage! Pure garbage!
I hope you're not talking about my cooking, son.
That's Virgil.
He never appreciates how hard it is
to make good food.
No, I was talking about this.
They're saying the Green Lantern's
turned into a criminal.
Pops, he'd never do that.
Just because the Green Lantern's one of your heroes?
Don't be so naive.
Oh, you believe something
just 'cause you saw it in a newspaper
and you're saying I'm naive?
Calling the Lantern a crook is whack
and I'm not buying it.
He's a first-class act all the way.
- Pictures don't lie, V. - Oh, no?
Then what about the one you made on your computer
with a poodle's head and Sharon's body?
Ha, that did look pretty real, but people saw Green Lantern.
Maybe they were hypnotized.
Or maybe GL's trying to smoke out some bad guys, or--
Hey, maybe he's having trouble
coming up with his Justice League dues.
Microchips, the miracles of modern science.
More valuable than gold, and a lot lighter.
This is not looking good.
I'm gonna go talk to him.
Ah, Static, I really wouldn't do..
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Yo! Green Lantern!
Static.
What are you doing?
What does it look like?
It looks like you're taking something
that doesn't belong to you
but there's gotta be more to it than that.
- Maybe I just got tired. - Tired?
Of living in the same old dump, of having all this power
and nothing to show for it.
But you're a hero!
Ha! That and a dollar will get you an ice cream cone.
You'll see what I'm talking about.
Maybe not now, but when you get to be my age.
I don't think I'm ever gonna see things that way.
Come on, GL. Put everything back.
- Please? - Whatever you say, hero.
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I gave the microchips a charge that's the opposite of yours.
I hope it knocked some sense into you.
Hope this knocks some sense into you!
snap
You can do what you want to me, but not to my friend.
Huh?
Ah!
That thing about doing what you want to me
I take it back.
Ah, great.
slam
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Think you'd lost me?
Think again.
Come to reclaim your face?
Wait till you see what I take from you next.
You're not taking anything else from me.
This is payback time!
Well, what are you waiting for? Oh, yeah.
You don't wanna waste what little energy you've got left.
Alright, then. Here I am.
Aah!
Need to work on your aim.
I want my lantern back, Sinestro.
Anything happens to me, you'll never get it.
I'll make that trade if you force me to.
Looks like you're losing your leverage.
Aah!
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There'll be lots more green lanterns after me.
You can count on that.
Johnny, Johnny, you've got me all wrong.
I'm not gonna finish you off. Just your reputation.
I'm gonna do every lowlife thing I can think of.
By the time those other lanterns get here
everyone will be as sick of the color green as I am.
How could the guardians ever have let you
into the Lantern Corps?
Those self-righteous little twerps.
They give me all this power
and then expect me to be
satisfied fighting crime?
I'd be crazy not to conquer the universe!
That's just the word I was looking for.
- Crazy! - Got work to do now, Johnny.
When I'm done, you'll regret the day
the guardians ever gave you that ring.
'It hasn't been a good day for superheroes.'
'Green Lantern's crime spree has continued unabated.'
'And in the process, he's made a fool of Static'
'a fool in need of a shower.'
Hey! I was watching that!
I never wanna hear the lantern's name again.
Taking this a little personally, aren't you, Virgil?
No! He's let us all down, right?
I mean, everyone who believed in him.
Virgil, he's only human. He's not perfect.
But it never hurts to keep an open mind.
I know all I need to know.
I'm finished with the Green Lantern.
All that time we worked with him.
Who knew he could turn so evil?
We should have been able to tell somehow.
Hey, what chance did we have if he could fool Batman?
Aah!
boom
Aah!
Oh!
Look at him run!
First he's a thief, now a coward.
When it comes to idols, I sure know how to pick 'em, don't I?
Hang in there. One more fight.
Just what I expected you to do.
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- You see where he went? - A flying green guy?
How hard could he be to find?
Static! Gear!
You sound almost surprised.
Listen to me! You've got the wrong guy.
Right. And my shoe's untied, too.
I'm serious.
So are we!
Now you have to listen.
You got nothing I want to hear.
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Maybe he's not such a coward after all.
He's still a thief.
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Static, you have to believe me! I--
I'm through believing in bogus heroes.
Hello, Johnny. Having a bad day?
Oh, a temper like that
maybe you deserve to be in jail.
What do you want?
The ring. Hand it over.
Alright. Be that way.
It's not on you. Where'd you hide it?
Well, there aren't too many places it could be.
Why do you want the ring? It's out of power.
It'll make a nice keepsake.
I keep asking myself why he went bad.
I just don't understand.
Human nature. Go figure.
But you know what I don't understand?
Why he didn't recharge his ring.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
And I don't think it's gonna be one of those
"you'll understand when you get older" things either.
Well, gotta jet.
Hey, where'd that come from?
Static, you have to believe me! I..
He gave it to me.
Why would he do that?
I'm gonna find out.
Meet you back at the station.
Found my ring, huh?
So you did put it there.
- Mind telling me why? - Would you believe me?
I don't know. I guess we'll see, won't we?
A few days ago I got a distress call.
It was from a ship that crash-landed on an asteroid.
The rest of the Justice League were on missions of their own
so I went there by myself.
The pilot was the only survivor.
I had to get him to a doctor, but it was a long way back
I decided to recharge my ring
so it would have enough energy for the return trip.
I took my lantern out of its inter-dimensional pocket
and started to say my oath.
In brightest day, in blackest night..
Then I got a surprise.
Aah!
It was all a setup.
Sinestro wanted the only thing of real value
I've ever owned, my power source.
When I recovered, I followed his trail
but my ring started to run low.
I was trying to save energy for one last fight with it.
But then Gear and I found you, and you had to use it on us.
Our bad.
Not just bad, horrible!
He's doing everything he can to destroy my reputation.
Why does he hate you so much?
He hates all green lanterns.
He used to be one of us, but then he got power hungry.
I helped take him down.
Oh. My dad was right again.
There was a lot more to this than I thought.
So do you believe me or am I still a bogus hero?
Yo, Gear!
'Static! Static, is that you?'
Gear!
That's not going to work.
Just hand over the ring, punk.
You're the only one he could have given it to.
It is pretty valuable.
"Captain Dwayne's Decoder Ring?"
It's a collector's item.
No more fooling around.
The ring! Now!
You'll have to get it from me.
Johnny?
- Sinestro. - 'So they let you out.'
Good behavior, no doubt. Well, not to worry.
You'll soon start misbehaving again.
See? Now, let me have my little keepsake.
Don't try to bluff me.
That ring's out of juice, but mine's not.
A certain friend of mine gave my ring a charge.
'It's different, but it works.'
Alright! Let's finish him off.
Go help Gear. This is personal.
Like I said, I'll go help Gear.
Looks like you've had enough.
Guess again.
♪ Yeah unstoppable ♪
Oh! Ooh!
♪ Come on this'll take me down ♪
♪ Uh huh ♪
I'd love to keep going, Johnny
but you've got other things to do.
♪ Does it the way that he want it ♪
'Like saving these poor people.'
It's them or me, Stewart.
- We got it! - You keep kicking butt.
Hey.
♪ Now the tables have turned ♪
♪ Who they all blame who they jealous of ♪
♪ You're the reason they can't hang ♪
♪ Can't stay out my way ♪
♪ And every no pain nothing to gain ♪
Couldn't have done it any better myself.
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boom
End game.
Looks like your batteries are running a little low, too.
We're still evenly matched!
Think again. I've got an unlimited source of power.
That would be me.
Huh?
- What's going on? - There were two of 'em!
♪ Can't stop ♪
♪ Here we go now here we go now ♪
♪ It's incredible just meant to be ♪
♪ Here we go now here we go now ♪
In brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
'Whoa. We really need an oath.'
I guess we owe you an apology.
No, you don't.
It's not easy believing in a fallen hero.
Thanks.
Yep. He's definitely a hero.
You know what, V?
He's probably thinking the same about you.