[instrumental music]
[theme music]
♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin' ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero static shock ♪
[upbeat music]
(Richie) 'A private jet to LA? A limo to pick us up?'
VIP seats for the all-star game?
[laughs] V, this is the bomb!
Hey, thank my pops, he's the one who helped
to raise all that money for the charity fund.
Virgil, I'm gonna let you two go straight to the arena
while I get us checked into the hotel.
- Whoa, look! - Oh!
(Richie) 'Man, nothing in this town is real.'
[crackling]
[intense music]
[screeching]
[upbeat music]
[both gasp]
♪ Hey yo yo get up ♪
♪ Put me in the change in the truck ♪
Three words. A-maz-ing.
♪ I sound like this so nah why you wearing those things? ♪
♪ Get your own ish done ♪
Nice hands.
I'm just tired of dragging your sorry butt
up and down this court.
How about McGrady?
He's all talk, no shoot.
Hey, what are you flapping on about?
I made my last six shots, yo-yo.
That's yao-yo.
Um, here's your ball back.
Thanks. And who are you guys?
- Virgil Hawkins. - Richie Foley.
- Pleased to meet you. I'm-- - "The Mailman" Karl Malone.
And you're Tracy McGrady..
Yao Ming and Steve Nash.
We are huge fans!
Super mega huge!
Well, can't have our super mega huge fans visit
and go home empty-handed.
How'd you guys like an official all-star basketball?
- Us? - No.
- Definitely. Yes! - Yes!
Would you guys please sign it?
Hey! What's the deal?
You broke the ball.
Hey, I saved for two months to buy these kicks.
Everything's disintegrating!
No.
'Just everything made of rubber.'
crack
Mr. Malone, do you know..
Where'd they go?
V, you don't think?
Richie, get real.
Come on. Let's see what's going on.
[tires screeching]
[horns blaring]
Man, the city's stopped.
Not even the cops can get through.
Maybe that's the idea.
Backpack got something?
He's sensing increased abnormal transformations
of base compounds on a molecular level.
- In English? - Nanites.
That's English?
Nanites are microscopic machines
that can reconstruct one material form into another.
Where are they coming from?
The source is...that way.
whoosh
[train horn blaring]
[horn honking]
[dramatic music]
[men screaming]
whoosh whoosh
- Don't tell me. - Yup.
'Backpack's sensors show that it's made entirely of nanites.'
I told you not to tell me.
That thing's billions of little robots
all squished into one.
Kind of like a gigantic beehive without the hive.
thud
[both scream]
Let's put this mountain of nanites on the right track.
[upbeat music]
[beeping]
[crackling]
[grunts]
We're getting to it.
Or maybe not.
[grunts]
boom
Uh-oh.
[Static gasps]
I think we're having one of those days.
I'll hold 'em off.
Guess I'll sumo wrestle with Godzilla.
swish swish
Yo, metal heads! I'm warning you.
Back off or you're gonna force me to..
W.. Whoa! Whoa!
Chill, man, we're on your side.
Oh, yeah? Well, then, I'm gonna need to see some ID.
[grunts]
(Point Man) Time for a full-court press, guys.
Look out!
That was close!
[gasps]
[all gasp]
crackle crackle
[grunting]
[people screaming]
thud
[people cheering]
[pants]
That was heavy.
[upbeat music]
[whirring]
slam
[grunts]
crash
whoosh
Thanks for letting me take your boxcar for a spin.
I'll tie him up.
splat
Hold him steady.
boom
These guys are good.
Aah!
[both groaning]
Hey! Hands off the merchandise, you nanite kleptomaniac!
[grunting]
crackle crackle
[groaning]
Static's down!
[Static groans]
[grunts] Let me go! What are you..
'Help!'
[groaning]
- Where's Gear? - In that tornado.
And I don't think he's on his way to Oz.
But don't sweat it, Static, we'll find him.
Just who are you guys anyway?
Karl Malone. Code name, Pulverizer.
Point Man.
Center Force.
Spin Drive.
We're the Hoop Squad.
[upbeat music]
I need to rescue Gear.
(Karl) That's why we're here. We're going to help you.
(Steve) As you can see, we've been recruited for hero duty.
I don't get it.
How did basketball superstars
end up as superheroes?
Who else has the right mix of strength and skills
to operate these bio-enhancer suits?
clang
Pretty small crib.
Wow! Look at all these cool toys.
[instrumental music]
These cool toys as you call them
are necessary in order to overcome..
The dangers similar to the one you faced earlier.
Static, this is Mason Andrew.
'He's the main contact between the Hoop Squad and the NBA.'
You're a sports agent?
I'm with the National Biotech Authority.
Okay, that's a new one to me.
It's a secret organization dedicated to preserving--
World peace and stability.
This is his creation, La Gata.
She's got his brain and a little extra.
She built our bio-enhancer suits based on Mason's design.
Awesome.
But isn't all this ultra top secret?
Of course.
Then why show it to me?
With your special powers
we're hoping you can help us stop--
- Dr. Odium. - Dr. Odium?
The scientist who created the creature that kidnapped Gear.
He used to work for us as a--
Bio-technical artificial +intelligence
and robotics expert.
- Please don't interrupt. - Sorry.
- Odium's specialty was-- - Nanites.
[groans]
Oh. Not another word. Go ahead.
He was brilliant, but he--
- +Felt we-- - We're holding--
- Him-- - Back!
Do they always act like this?
Only when they're together.
- Are they ever apart? - Never.
Odium wanted to experiment on humans.
When the government turned him down, he was--
Sacked, canned, 86'd.
[groans]
We got this tape an hour ago.
Well, Mason, I hope I now have your attention.
I want $100 million in two hours
or I'll release +my nanites again.
+Only this time, they'll destroy the entire West Coast.
My nanites are controllable, Mason.
Just as I told you. Watch my little babies.
beep
[rumbling]
+He sure mastered the shake, rattle, and roll.
One hundred million. Two hours.
Ciao.
But this part of the country
is like one big earthquake waiting to happen.
[speaking in foreign language]
I mean, correct.
This Odium guy's insane.
[speaking in foreign language]
Countless tiny robots built to my exact specifications.
Impressive, wouldn't you say?
[groaning] What do you care what I say?
And why show me any pf this, anyway?
I'm not gonna run for +president of your fan club.
You're obviously a bright boy.
I thought you, of all people
+might appreciate what I've done.
You know, I see a lot of me in you.
The problem is I don't like me.
[groans] That makes two of us.
You'll never get away if static finds you.
[grunting]
Well, thanks to you, he will.
And hopefully he'll bring his new friends
the Hoop Squad with him.
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[cell phone rings]
- Yo. - McGrady.
[speaking in foreign language]
[cell phone rings]
It's mine.
- Hello? - 'Virgil.'
+Pops! Um, hi. Where are you?
I'm at the hotel. +Where are you?
Where am I? Um, well, see, I..
Hey, Mr. Hawkins? Karl Malone here.
- +Karl Malone? The Karl Malone? - Uh-huh.
Listen, Virg +is hanging out with me
and a couple of the players, is that okay with you?
My Virgil, hanging with the Mailman?
Well, sure, it's okay.
It's great! It's better than great.
- It's spectacular! - 'Cool.'
We'll have +him and Richard +back at the hotel
as soon as we can.
(Mr. Hawkins) 'I just wanna say that I've always'
'admired your moves on--'
That's great, Mr. Hawkins.
- See ya. - Thanks.
It's not easy, having to make stuff up all the time.
[buzzer]
Gear!
(Odium imitating Gear) 'Static, you gotta get me out of here.'
'This Odium guy is totally out of control.'
I feel ya, man. Where are you?
(Odium imitating Gear) 'I don't know, I'll keep this connection open'
'so you can trace me.'
- Hang on, bro. - +Okay. Hurry!
[Gear grunting]
Sadly, they will follow your trail
but to the wrong location.
[instrumental music]
He's somewhere around here, guys.
Hey, I'm picking up the signal in there.
[electricity crackling]
Hold it. This is Gear's shockbox.
Then where's Gear?
I think I smell a trap.
[dramatic music]
I think they smell food.
[instrumental music]
- Stay back. I'll zap 'em! - Too many.
You'll +run out of juice before they run out of nanites.
Then the only way to go is up.
That's 20 feet +of solid concrete
you want us to punch through.
- Uh-huh. - You heard the man.
[whirring]
Cover your ears.
[wind gusting]
- That won't hold it for long. - What?
[instrumental music]
Allow me to make a point.
[explosion]
[gasps]
That's the strongest magnetic field I've got.
+Maybe they changed the molecular structure
so magnetism doesn't affect it
They can do that?
[groaning]
splash
[yelling]
- Onward and upward. - Argh, here we go!
[electricity crackles]
[all groaning]
- Everybody cool? - Oh, man!
Guys, you all know our newest member, Water Boy.
Hey! stop! I'm just kidding.
- You okay? - Yeah, but I wasn't much help.
This is team play, Static. We all do what we can.
It's that way playing basketball or saving the world.
I hate to break up this little party
but we still have to find Gear.
And try to keep Odium from starting an earthquake.
Hey, I just did a La Gata.
beep beep beep
Men, La Gata's picked up
increased abnormal +transformations
of base compounds +on a molecular level--
Over the abandoned oil +fields in north Los Angeles.
That's nanite activity.
Hmm, you are very smart for a short person.
Those oil fields were abandoned
+because they were too close to the earthquake fault system.
- Finally! No interrupt-- - That's it!
You know the giant compressor the robot was stealing?
What if Odium needs it to pump his nanites
down through the well shafts?
That kind of activity could trigger huge earthquakes.
All that will be left of LA
and the West Coast is a great big--
Nothing!
[dramatic music]
And so begins your journey to the earth's crust.
[creaking]
I hope everyone's hungry.
Step away from the compressor.
Do like he says, man, or we're gonna whup you so bad
you're gonna need +plastic surgery
'just so folks could call you ugly.
Odium's a machine?
Now that's pretty weird, even for LA
Yet true.
I have imprinted my personality
on this nanite entity.
Either way, you're going down.
Don't be ridiculous.
There's nothing the Hoop Squad can do.
Guess that's where I come in.
Keep away from there, you!
[groaning]
bam
[grunting]
Gotta reverse this pump.
+(Odium) 'Stop!'
Those tanks will explode.
That's the general idea.
Wanna take the final shot?
It's what I do best.
[explosion]
[instrumental music]
[phone rings]
Gear? Is it really you this time?
Live and in person.
I finally managed to get free
with a little help from backpack.
And sorry I wasn't there for the fireworks, bro
but I watched it all on Odium's surveillance system.
Any idea where Dr. Odium is?
'The real one, I mean?'
Right in front of me.
Now that his nanite version's gone blooey
I'll give him an early wake-up call.
[groans]
+Keep him on ice till we get there
and tell him the Hoop Squad says
+his career has been..
+(all) Rejected!
[audience cheering]
Way to go, Point Man!
Yeah! Get it up to pulverizer!
Point Man? Pulverizer?
Boys, who are you talking about?
[chuckles] Oh, those are just new nicknames
that Rich and I made up for some of the players.
Ah, yeah, based on comic book superheroes we like.
Boys, these are ballplayers, not superheroes.
Right, pops.
I guess they just seem that way to us.
[audience cheering]
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