1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:02,795 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,924 [theme music] 3 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,676 ♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪ 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪ 5 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,971 ♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪ 6 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin' ♪ 7 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪ 8 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:17,643 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 9 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:19,270 ♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪ 10 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:21,147 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 11 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 12 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:28,279 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 13 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,072 ♪ Criminals get twisted ♪ 14 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,824 ♪ This superhero gifted ♪ 15 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:33,451 ♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 16 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,328 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 17 00:00:35,328 --> 00:00:46,005 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 18 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:47,840 ♪ One zip then you zapped ♪ 19 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,550 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 20 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,177 ♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪ 21 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,137 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 22 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,014 ♪ Criminals get twisted ♪ 23 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,682 ♪ This superhero gifted ♪ 24 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,184 ♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 25 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,311 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 26 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:03,314 ♪ Superhero static shock ♪ 27 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:08,486 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,741 (Richie) 'A private jet to LA? A limo to pick us up?' 29 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,077 VIP seats for the all-star game? 30 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:19,080 [laughs] V, this is the bomb! 31 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,499 Hey, thank my pops, he's the one who helped 32 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,543 to raise all that money for the charity fund. 33 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,837 Virgil, I'm gonna let you two go straight to the arena 34 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,548 while I get us checked into the hotel. 35 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:30,132 - Whoa, look! - Oh! 36 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:34,345 (Richie) 'Man, nothing in this town is real.' 37 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,055 [crackling] 38 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,683 [intense music] 39 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,983 [screeching] 40 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:50,111 [upbeat music] 41 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,406 [both gasp] 42 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,286 ♪ Hey yo yo get up ♪ 43 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:01,289 ♪ Put me in the change in the truck ♪ 44 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:04,667 Three words. A-maz-ing. 45 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:07,503 ♪ I sound like this so nah why you wearing those things? ♪ 46 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,505 ♪ Get your own ish done ♪ 47 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,048 Nice hands. 48 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,510 I'm just tired of dragging your sorry butt 49 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:16,095 up and down this court. 50 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,597 How about McGrady? 51 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:19,181 He's all talk, no shoot. 52 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,934 Hey, what are you flapping on about? 53 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,896 I made my last six shots, yo-yo. 54 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:26,689 That's yao-yo. 55 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,066 Um, here's your ball back. 56 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:33,613 Thanks. And who are you guys? 57 00:02:33,613 --> 00:02:35,948 - Virgil Hawkins. - Richie Foley. 58 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,702 - Pleased to meet you. I'm-- - "The Mailman" Karl Malone. 59 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,746 And you're Tracy McGrady.. 60 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,917 Yao Ming and Steve Nash. 61 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,960 We are huge fans! 62 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,296 Super mega huge! 63 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:53,216 Well, can't have our super mega huge fans visit 64 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:54,800 and go home empty-handed. 65 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:58,012 How'd you guys like an official all-star basketball? 66 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,555 - Us? - No. 67 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,058 - Definitely. Yes! - Yes! 68 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,519 Would you guys please sign it? 69 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,190 Hey! What's the deal? 70 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,775 You broke the ball. 71 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:15,529 Hey, I saved for two months to buy these kicks. 72 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,239 Everything's disintegrating! 73 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,449 No. 74 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,743 'Just everything made of rubber.' 75 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,328 crack 76 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,663 Mr. Malone, do you know.. 77 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:25,206 Where'd they go? 78 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,625 V, you don't think? 79 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,210 Richie, get real. 80 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,253 Come on. Let's see what's going on. 81 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,339 [tires screeching] 82 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,092 [horns blaring] 83 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,762 Man, the city's stopped. 84 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:41,681 Not even the cops can get through. 85 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,891 Maybe that's the idea. 86 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,184 Backpack got something? 87 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:47,186 He's sensing increased abnormal transformations 88 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,939 of base compounds on a molecular level. 89 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:52,525 - In English? - Nanites. 90 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:53,693 That's English? 91 00:03:53,693 --> 00:03:55,361 Nanites are microscopic machines 92 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,905 that can reconstruct one material form into another. 93 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:59,490 Where are they coming from? 94 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:03,661 The source is...that way. 95 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:05,579 whoosh 96 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:10,167 [train horn blaring] 97 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,757 [horn honking] 98 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,885 [dramatic music] 99 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,315 [men screaming] 100 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,363 whoosh whoosh 101 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,574 - Don't tell me. - Yup. 102 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:45,286 'Backpack's sensors show that it's made entirely of nanites.' 103 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,580 I told you not to tell me. 104 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,040 That thing's billions of little robots 105 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,541 all squished into one. 106 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:54,045 Kind of like a gigantic beehive without the hive. 107 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,466 thud 108 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,388 [both scream] 109 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,391 Let's put this mountain of nanites on the right track. 110 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,101 [upbeat music] 111 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,563 [beeping] 112 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,400 [crackling] 113 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,319 [grunts] 114 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,530 We're getting to it. 115 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,869 Or maybe not. 116 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,287 [grunts] 117 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,415 [grunts] 118 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,001 boom 119 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,504 Uh-oh. 120 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,714 [Static gasps] 121 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,593 I think we're having one of those days. 122 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,136 I'll hold 'em off. 123 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,847 Guess I'll sumo wrestle with Godzilla. 124 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,102 swish swish 125 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,187 Yo, metal heads! I'm warning you. 126 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,064 Back off or you're gonna force me to.. 127 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,191 W.. Whoa! Whoa! 128 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,527 Chill, man, we're on your side. 129 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:04,115 Oh, yeah? Well, then, I'm gonna need to see some ID. 130 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,158 [grunts] 131 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,162 (Point Man) Time for a full-court press, guys. 132 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,250 Look out! 133 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,710 That was close! 134 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:17,920 [gasps] 135 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:19,797 [all gasp] 136 00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:22,466 crackle crackle 137 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,553 [grunting] 138 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,557 [people screaming] 139 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,891 thud 140 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,896 [people cheering] 141 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,441 [pants] 142 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,861 That was heavy. 143 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:45,072 [upbeat music] 144 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,533 [whirring] 145 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,826 slam 146 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,333 [grunts] 147 00:06:58,711 --> 00:06:59,879 [grunts] 148 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,547 crash 149 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,633 whoosh 150 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,888 Thanks for letting me take your boxcar for a spin. 151 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,724 I'll tie him up. 152 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,770 splat 153 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,522 Hold him steady. 154 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,735 boom 155 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,613 These guys are good. 156 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:29,074 Aah! 157 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,327 [both groaning] 158 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:39,084 Hey! Hands off the merchandise, you nanite kleptomaniac! 159 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,794 [grunting] 160 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:42,546 crackle crackle 161 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,799 [groaning] 162 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,426 Static's down! 163 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,888 [Static groans] 164 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,892 [grunts] Let me go! What are you.. 165 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,393 'Help!' 166 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,650 [groaning] 167 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,277 - Where's Gear? - In that tornado. 168 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:06,987 And I don't think he's on his way to Oz. 169 00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:09,198 But don't sweat it, Static, we'll find him. 170 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:11,158 Just who are you guys anyway? 171 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:15,788 Karl Malone. Code name, Pulverizer. 172 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:17,289 Point Man. 173 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:18,874 Center Force. 174 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:21,669 Spin Drive. 175 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,046 We're the Hoop Squad. 176 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,756 [upbeat music] 177 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,598 I need to rescue Gear. 178 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,475 (Karl) That's why we're here. We're going to help you. 179 00:08:36,475 --> 00:08:39,478 (Steve) As you can see, we've been recruited for hero duty. 180 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,521 I don't get it. 181 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,564 How did basketball superstars 182 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,024 end up as superheroes? 183 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:45,985 Who else has the right mix of strength and skills 184 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:48,696 to operate these bio-enhancer suits? 185 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,700 clang 186 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,246 Pretty small crib. 187 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,380 Wow! Look at all these cool toys. 188 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,550 [instrumental music] 189 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,555 These cool toys as you call them 190 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,515 are necessary in order to overcome.. 191 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,518 The dangers similar to the one you faced earlier. 192 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,312 Static, this is Mason Andrew. 193 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:24,440 'He's the main contact between the Hoop Squad and the NBA.' 194 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,816 You're a sports agent? 195 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:29,153 I'm with the National Biotech Authority. 196 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,863 Okay, that's a new one to me. 197 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:33,866 It's a secret organization dedicated to preserving-- 198 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:36,160 World peace and stability. 199 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:39,330 This is his creation, La Gata. 200 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,498 She's got his brain and a little extra. 201 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:45,461 She built our bio-enhancer suits based on Mason's design. 202 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:46,629 Awesome. 203 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,256 But isn't all this ultra top secret? 204 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,716 Of course. 205 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,134 Then why show it to me? 206 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,677 With your special powers 207 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,387 we're hoping you can help us stop-- 208 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:59,391 - Dr. Odium. - Dr. Odium? 209 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:02,061 The scientist who created the creature that kidnapped Gear. 210 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,604 He used to work for us as a-- 211 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,564 Bio-technical artificial +intelligence 212 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:06,940 and robotics expert. 213 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,610 - Please don't interrupt. - Sorry. 214 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,071 - Odium's specialty was-- - Nanites. 215 00:10:12,071 --> 00:10:13,155 [groans] 216 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,325 Oh. Not another word. Go ahead. 217 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,204 He was brilliant, but he-- 218 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,497 - +Felt we-- - We're holding-- 219 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,415 - Him-- - Back! 220 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,125 Do they always act like this? 221 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,251 Only when they're together. 222 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,712 - Are they ever apart? - Never. 223 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,465 Odium wanted to experiment on humans. 224 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,217 When the government turned him down, he was-- 225 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,345 Sacked, canned, 86'd. 226 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,930 [groans] 227 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:42,476 We got this tape an hour ago. 228 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:47,064 Well, Mason, I hope I now have your attention. 229 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,692 I want $100 million in two hours 230 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,277 or I'll release +my nanites again. 231 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:56,532 +Only this time, they'll destroy the entire West Coast. 232 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,451 My nanites are controllable, Mason. 233 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:03,163 Just as I told you. Watch my little babies. 234 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,164 beep 235 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,166 [rumbling] 236 00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:18,137 +He sure mastered the shake, rattle, and roll. 237 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:21,348 One hundred million. Two hours. 238 00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:22,516 Ciao. 239 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,310 But this part of the country 240 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,396 is like one big earthquake waiting to happen. 241 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,772 [speaking in foreign language] 242 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,024 I mean, correct. 243 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,735 This Odium guy's insane. 244 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,862 [speaking in foreign language] 245 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,991 Countless tiny robots built to my exact specifications. 246 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,826 Impressive, wouldn't you say? 247 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,245 [groaning] What do you care what I say? 248 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:44,997 And why show me any pf this, anyway? 249 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,166 I'm not gonna run for +president of your fan club. 250 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,126 You're obviously a bright boy. 251 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,170 I thought you, of all people 252 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,297 +might appreciate what I've done. 253 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,008 You know, I see a lot of me in you. 254 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,136 The problem is I don't like me. 255 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:02,139 [groans] That makes two of us. 256 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,519 You'll never get away if static finds you. 257 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,062 [grunting] 258 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:16,528 Well, thanks to you, he will. 259 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,114 And hopefully he'll bring his new friends 260 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,450 the Hoop Squad with him. 261 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,290 [instrumental music] 262 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,505 [cell phone rings] 263 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:36,173 - Yo. - McGrady. 264 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,299 [speaking in foreign language] 265 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,717 [cell phone rings] 266 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,930 It's mine. 267 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,389 - Hello? - 'Virgil.' 268 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,518 +Pops! Um, hi. Where are you? 269 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,478 I'm at the hotel. +Where are you? 270 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:53,232 Where am I? Um, well, see, I.. 271 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,611 Hey, Mr. Hawkins? Karl Malone here. 272 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,781 - +Karl Malone? The Karl Malone? - Uh-huh. 273 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,366 Listen, Virg +is hanging out with me 274 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,701 and a couple of the players, is that okay with you? 275 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,579 My Virgil, hanging with the Mailman? 276 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:08,872 Well, sure, it's okay. 277 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,666 It's great! It's better than great. 278 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,459 - It's spectacular! - 'Cool.' 279 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,253 We'll have +him and Richard +back at the hotel 280 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,088 as soon as we can. 281 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:17,506 (Mr. Hawkins) 'I just wanna say that I've always' 282 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,632 'admired your moves on--' 283 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,633 That's great, Mr. Hawkins. 284 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,136 - See ya. - Thanks. 285 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,264 It's not easy, having to make stuff up all the time. 286 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,265 [buzzer] 287 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,016 Gear! 288 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,768 (Odium imitating Gear) 'Static, you gotta get me out of here.' 289 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,853 'This Odium guy is totally out of control.' 290 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,855 I feel ya, man. Where are you? 291 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,358 (Odium imitating Gear) 'I don't know, I'll keep this connection open' 292 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,943 'so you can trace me.' 293 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,529 - Hang on, bro. - +Okay. Hurry! 294 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,531 [Gear grunting] 295 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:46,118 Sadly, they will follow your trail 296 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,955 but to the wrong location. 297 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,165 [instrumental music] 298 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,633 He's somewhere around here, guys. 299 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,973 Hey, I'm picking up the signal in there. 300 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:12,311 [electricity crackling] 301 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:23,322 Hold it. This is Gear's shockbox. 302 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,823 Then where's Gear? 303 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,575 I think I smell a trap. 304 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,702 [dramatic music] 305 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,040 I think they smell food. 306 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,503 [instrumental music] 307 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,672 - Stay back. I'll zap 'em! - Too many. 308 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,675 You'll +run out of juice before they run out of nanites. 309 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,845 Then the only way to go is up. 310 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,430 That's 20 feet +of solid concrete 311 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,681 you want us to punch through. 312 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,643 - Uh-huh. - You heard the man. 313 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,651 [whirring] 314 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,159 Cover your ears. 315 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,078 [wind gusting] 316 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,747 - That won't hold it for long. - What? 317 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,500 [instrumental music] 318 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,879 Allow me to make a point. 319 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,339 [explosion] 320 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,927 [gasps] 321 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,808 That's the strongest magnetic field I've got. 322 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,893 +Maybe they changed the molecular structure 323 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,728 so magnetism doesn't affect it 324 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,230 They can do that? 325 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,982 [groaning] 326 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,120 splash 327 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,705 [yelling] 328 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,838 - Onward and upward. - Argh, here we go! 329 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,426 [electricity crackles] 330 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,805 [all groaning] 331 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,600 - Everybody cool? - Oh, man! 332 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:19,730 Guys, you all know our newest member, Water Boy. 333 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:22,816 Hey! stop! I'm just kidding. 334 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,278 - You okay? - Yeah, but I wasn't much help. 335 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,780 This is team play, Static. We all do what we can. 336 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:32,868 It's that way playing basketball or saving the world. 337 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,411 I hate to break up this little party 338 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,954 but we still have to find Gear. 339 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,124 And try to keep Odium from starting an earthquake. 340 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,585 Hey, I just did a La Gata. 341 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,794 beep beep beep 342 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,337 Men, La Gata's picked up 343 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,256 increased abnormal +transformations 344 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,175 of base compounds +on a molecular level-- 345 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,511 Over the abandoned oil +fields in north Los Angeles. 346 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,347 That's nanite activity. 347 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,893 Hmm, you are very smart for a short person. 348 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,519 Those oil fields were abandoned 349 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:02,481 +because they were too close to the earthquake fault system. 350 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,275 - Finally! No interrupt-- - That's it! 351 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,111 You know the giant compressor the robot was stealing? 352 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,988 What if Odium needs it to pump his nanites 353 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,573 down through the well shafts? 354 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:14,117 That kind of activity could trigger huge earthquakes. 355 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,619 All that will be left of LA 356 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,204 and the West Coast is a great big-- 357 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,455 Nothing! 358 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,334 [dramatic music] 359 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:31,426 And so begins your journey to the earth's crust. 360 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,262 [creaking] 361 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,893 I hope everyone's hungry. 362 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,566 Step away from the compressor. 363 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,152 Do like he says, man, or we're gonna whup you so bad 364 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,570 you're gonna need +plastic surgery 365 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:53,865 'just so folks could call you ugly. 366 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,125 Odium's a machine? 367 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,545 Now that's pretty weird, even for LA 368 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:07,838 Yet true. 369 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,548 I have imprinted my personality 370 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,049 on this nanite entity. 371 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,260 Either way, you're going down. 372 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,053 Don't be ridiculous. 373 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,139 There's nothing the Hoop Squad can do. 374 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,891 Guess that's where I come in. 375 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,603 Keep away from there, you! 376 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,355 [groaning] 377 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,026 bam 378 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,616 [grunting] 379 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,329 Gotta reverse this pump. 380 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,588 +(Odium) 'Stop!' 381 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,134 Those tanks will explode. 382 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,094 That's the general idea. 383 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,596 Wanna take the final shot? 384 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,805 It's what I do best. 385 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,436 [explosion] 386 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,326 [instrumental music] 387 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,660 [phone rings] 388 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,121 Gear? Is it really you this time? 389 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,623 Live and in person. 390 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,124 I finally managed to get free 391 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,792 with a little help from backpack. 392 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,461 And sorry I wasn't there for the fireworks, bro 393 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,255 but I watched it all on Odium's surveillance system. 394 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,132 Any idea where Dr. Odium is? 395 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,300 'The real one, I mean?' 396 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,635 Right in front of me. 397 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,803 Now that his nanite version's gone blooey 398 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,931 I'll give him an early wake-up call. 399 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,849 [groans] 400 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,309 +Keep him on ice till we get there 401 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,727 and tell him the Hoop Squad says 402 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,103 +his career has been.. 403 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,855 +(all) Rejected! 404 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,362 [audience cheering] 405 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,203 Way to go, Point Man! 406 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,038 Yeah! Get it up to pulverizer! 407 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,457 Point Man? Pulverizer? 408 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,209 Boys, who are you talking about? 409 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,294 [chuckles] Oh, those are just new nicknames 410 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,254 that Rich and I made up for some of the players. 411 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,257 Ah, yeah, based on comic book superheroes we like. 412 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:20,178 Boys, these are ballplayers, not superheroes. 413 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,513 Right, pops. 414 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,556 I guess they just seem that way to us. 415 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,559 [audience cheering] 416 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,738 [theme music]