[instrumental music]
♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazing okay ♪
♪ Static Shock's who you're facing ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from Static Shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
[instrumental music]
Hi, Daisy. Here to visit your necklace again?
Yeah. I'm still saving up.
Hang in there. You'll make it.
Not if I keep buying CDs every payday.
[gasps]
- What? - Uh, nothing.
I, um, better get back to work.
Hi, Elmore. Sharp jacket.
Thanks. My dad gave it to me for my birth.. Hey!
- Are you alright? - Yeah.
It felt like I walked into something, and..
Hey, my jacket!
But you were just wearing it! I mean, how..
[exclaiming]
Hm, I don't know, honey, it's really expensive.
Yeah, but look at that picture.
What picture?
[gasps]
[exclaiming]
Looks like we're closing in on a ghost.
What does a ghost need with an mp3 player?
Well, for one thing CDs are too bulky.
[instrumental music]
- Whoa! - I'm coming!
Hey! W-w-whoa!
[grunting]
That was embarrassing.
Uhh. I won't tell anybody if you won't.
Richie!
Hey, not so loud!
Genius at work.
My sister scored two free tickets
to the B2K concert tomorrow, but she can't go.
- Oh, bad break. - Not really.
- She gave them to me. - We're going?
Oh, that's outstanding! After all.
Who's a bigger B2K fan than me?
- Well, actually Daisy is. - Oh, that's true.
Have you seen that shrine to them in her room?
She.. Wait a minute.
- You aren't saying.. - Sorry, bro.
Daisy'd never speak to me again if she found out
I had tickets and didn't ask her.
We cool?
Yeah, it's cool. Here, check this out.
I've been analyzing super high definition
digital video of our fight.
- You video taped us? - Well, backpack did.
I thought we could start looking at our game films.
Like football teams do, or, you know
burn DVDs of our greatest adventures for all our fans.
Uh-huh. What've you got?
See, there's the box that ended up on my head.
Now, watch the next few frames.
'There's definitely something there.'
- 'Or should I say someone.' - 'I can't make him out.'
(Virgil) Can you clean it up?
This is cleaned up!
Our ghost is someone
who moves at super speed.
♪ When you know me get to know me ♪
♪ Girl you say you want ♪
♪ You want to know me baby first you see me ♪
♪ Then you don't you want to know me ♪
♪ Baby first you see me.. ♪
- Eddie? - 'Daisy!'
[gasps]
- What's wrong? - Sorry, Virgil.
- I thought you were Eddie. - Who?
You know, weird Eddie from science camp.
Oh, yeah. The nerd that all the other nerds used to pick on.
- Thanks a lot. - No, Virgil.
I mean, it's no joke.
In fact..
...it's seriously weird.
[intense music]
And I keep running into him all the time.
I think he's been following me.
- For what? - I think he likes me.
I haven't seen him since last summer
and all of a sudden I run into him like, ten times.
- Eleven. - Daisy.
Fancy seeing you again.
Yeah, fancy that.
Remember me? Virgil?
Yes, the vinegar and baking soda bomber.
[chuckles] That stuff pretty much washed out, didn't it?
So how do you like my new jacket?
I just picked it up the other day.
It looks...nice
Yeah, I'm on spring break from college.
I graduated high school early 'cause, you know, I'm a genius.
We know, man. We were there.
Okay, so I got this great internship
and I'm making a lot of money, I thought if you weren't
doing anything tomorrow you might like to go--
She can't! You can't.
I mean, remember? Tickets to B2K tomorrow?
- You and me? - Oh, yes. Yeah!
- I almost forgot. - B2K, huh?
Lucky you.
Tell me you weren't just saying that to get rid of creepzilla!
- No, for real. - Oh, Virgil! You're the best
Ah, stupid, stupid, stupid!
I should've thought of those tickets.
But I know something she'll like even more.
[instrumental music]
Hey! So, how did operation B2K go?
Great, Virgil Hawkins is a bigger hero
than Static right now.
Uh-oh. Backpack's picking up an alarm.
It's back at the mall.
[alarm ringing]
[clamoring]
We've been robbed!
[clamoring]
[screaming]
[man panting]
- Bet you, it's speed boy. - Let's find out!
[crackling]
Now there's only one way out of here.
No way he can get past both of us.
[whooshing]
Sure, I could.
But I'd rather have a little fun first.
Sounds good. How about a nice game of catch?
[beeps]
[snaps fingers]
[instrumental music]
[grunting]
Speed Warp's the name, and you are?
[grunting] All tied up at the moment.
On the other hand I've got nothing but free time.
[crackling]
Over here, Sparkles!
You couldn't hit me in a thousand years!
You can't dodge 'em all, Speed Bum!
[Speed Warp whistling]
[screaming]
[intense music]
Static?
Where is he?
Run from this?
Uhh!
[crackling]
[car alarm ringing]
[grunting]
[crackling]
Thanks.
- You think I got him? - I think I got you.
Hey!
Static!
[instrumental music]
Static, where are you?
[in slow motion] Static?
Gear? What'd you do to him?
- Hey! - Nothing.
I did something to you!
I've attached a temporal zone around you.
I've accelerated you into my special world.
Welcome to hyper time!
So now I'm just as fast as you?
Thanks for the tip.
[crackling]
Things here are only as fast as I say they are.
I'll still find a way to beat you!
You can't even touch me.
But I can touch you.
Case in point!
Richie Foley.
Hmm, well, I bet that makes you Virgil Hawkins.
Correct?
- Never heard of him. - Sure.
Don't mess with me, Virgil. I know where you live.
- What do you want? - Simple. Butt out!
Static? Aah! Ohh!
- We've got a problem. - Don't worry, S-Man.
- We can take this guy. - Uh-huh.
Why don't you put this back on?
Aah!
You took the words right out of my mouth.
[instrumental music]
♪ See you all the time I see your face in my mind ♪
♪ I just want you to notice me me me me me ♪
♪ Girl light up my way with that may be someday ♪
♪ You might look up and notice me me me me me ♪
♪ Should've been too hard to say ♪
♪ There's no way there's no way ♪
♪ Obvious I've got a crush on you ♪
[telephone rings]
[toilet flushes]
[ring]
[automated message] 'Leave a message.'
'Eddie, this is Dr. McDonald!'
I'm looking at a security tape
of you stealing the time gauntlet!
'Call me on my cell phone within the hour'
'or I'm going to the police.'
'Please, Eddie, I don't want you to get into trouble.'
'Do the right thing!'
[grunting]
I always did the right thing before.
What did it get me?
[whooshing]
[instrumental music]
Where is it? Aah!
"No tape." Ah!
"Airport, 10 a.m."
[snaps finger]
[whistles]
[whirring]
I believe you have something for me.
[instrumental music]
[rattling]
What in heaven's name! Albert?
[beeping]
[gasps]
Albert!
Ahh!
What do we do? If we catch him, he'll tell everyone our secret!
And if we don't, he'll keep hurting people.
Not much of a choice.
- The air show in town? - I don't think so.
Come on!
[engines rattling]
That's not good!
Can you do something about the door?
[whimpering]
I don't suppose you have a pair of scissors?
- No. - Please.
I don't know how to fly this.
Not to worry. I've logged over 200 hours in an F-15.
You have?
Well, on my game station Flight Simulator.
[explosion]
That never happens!
[grunts]
Hang in there. I'm going out to keep it from happening again.
[instrumental music]
[crackling]
[grunting]
[communicator buzzes]
What?
'I'm going to try to land'
'on Woodward Avenue!'
- There are cars down there! - I know.
This thing got a horn?
[Static grunting]
[car engine sputtering]
[brakes squealing]
[gasps]
[tires screeching]
[whirring]
[clattering]
[glass shattering]
- How did I do? - Isn't that your dad's car?
[gasps]
Ha! Got ya!
[instrumental music]
It's a time manipulator.
We've been working on it for years.
And your intern ran off with it?
Yes. Eddie Felson.
(both) Weird Eddie?
Not good! No, no. Not good!
(male #1 on megaphone) 'Eddie Felson, this is the police!'
'You're surrounded!'
Come out with your hands up!
Do it!
[banging]
Stupid cops! You want your stuff back, be my guest!
There's only one thing here I wanna keep!
[instrumental music]
How're we doing?
Dr. McDonald's notes really helped.
Combined with your powers, this belt should
accelerate you enough to fight speed warp on his own terms.
- Maybe I should test it out. - Don't! It's a one-shot!
- Don't waste it. - Okay!
And don't let Speed Warp touch it, either.
If two accelerated time streams were to cross
I don't know what would happen.
Got it. Ooh. I gotta go meet Daisy!
Shouldn't we be trying to find Eddie?
I'm pretty sure he's gonna find us.
[crowd cheering]
Can you believe we're here? Oh!
This is the most exciting night of my life!
Let's hope it doesn't get too exciting.
(male announcer) 'The Dakota Arena is proud to present on our stage'
'platinum recording artists B2K!'
♪ Yeah yo ♪
♪ Check it out it's B2K ♪
♪ Uh what ♪
♪ Platinum status uh ♪
♪ She's a pretty young thing ♪
♪ Uh uh a pretty young thing ♪
Now for the show stopper!
[warbling]
Virgil, wha..
What's going on?
(Eddie) Hello, Daisy!
Fancy meeting you here.
Who are you? What've you done?
It's me, Eddie.
I made it so we can have some time to ourselves.
I...I don't understand.
You were so nice to me.
You were the only one at science camp
who was ever nice to me.
Eddie, that doesn't mean..
With my powers, I can give you anything you want. Anything!
I just want you to make everything normal again.
- Please? - No!
In that world, I'm nobody.
- In this world, I rule! - No!
[gasps]
[crowd cheering]
Daisy?
Daisy's disappeared! I'm gonna turn this thing on!
Careful. It'd take me a long time to make another one.
Believe me, I only wanna do this once.
Guess it works.
[panting]
Aah!
Leave me alone!
Aah! Aah!
[panting]
Aah!
Gear, help me! He's right behind me!
No! Will somebody help me, please!
(Static) You rang?
I don't know how you got here
but it's not gonna do you any good.
You're very fast now!
- But I'm faster! - Whoa!
[instrumental music]
See what I mean?
[screaming]
No!
Woah! Oof! Ungh!
[groans]
Good save. I'm getting tired of this.
'So I'll just take your crude little belt'
and that'll be the end of it.
- No, you can't! - Yes, I can!
And I will!
[crackling]
[grunting]
You're back! What happened?
It's still happening. Look!
[in slow motion] Got to get
away.
He grabbed the belt.
Is he frozen?
(Gear) 'No, I think he's blinking.'
He's gone completely out of sync with our time.
- He's trapped in his own warp. - What do we do?
I don't think there's anything we can do except call the cops.
Well, they won't have to hurry.
'By the time he gets to the end of the block'
'it'll be Christmas.'
♪ 'Cause I'm admitting I'm all she needs ♪
♪ Pretty young thing you give me loving ♪
Daisy, where were you? I looked everywhere!
- I ran into Eddie Felson. - What?
- What happened? Are you okay? - Yeah.
Static gave him a time-out.
♪ But with you my life I'm planning ♪
♪ 'Cause through the rain you're still ♪
♪ My pretty young thing ♪
[theme music]