1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:03,296 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,632 [theme song] 3 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:08,676 ♪ Fight the criminals chase the bad guys ♪ 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪ 5 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,846 ♪ Half kid half amazing ♪ 6 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Okay Static Shock who you're facing ♪ 7 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,600 ♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪ 8 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,310 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 9 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,145 ♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪ 10 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,147 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 11 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:24,692 ♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 12 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:28,112 ♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:31,657 ♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪ 14 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,451 ♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 15 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,453 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 16 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:46,047 ♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪ 17 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,507 ♪ One zip then you zapped ♪ 18 00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:49,300 ♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪ 19 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,344 ♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪ 20 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:53,054 ♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪ 21 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:56,516 ♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪ 22 00:00:56,516 --> 00:00:58,184 ♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪ 23 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,478 ♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪ 24 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:03,564 ♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ 25 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,985 [horns honking] 26 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,532 [grunting] 27 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,827 [electricity crackling] 28 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,834 [grunting] 29 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:25,211 Nice try. Now it's my turn. 30 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:27,839 [grunting] 31 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,883 [electricity crackling] 32 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:33,803 Ha! That doesn't even tickle! 33 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,930 [screaming] 34 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,974 [grunting] 35 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,310 Time we used plan B. 36 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:43,688 Okay. What's plan B? 37 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,690 Stop using plan A. 38 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:50,570 Gone! 39 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,654 At least we know there's a new 40 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:53,030 Bang Baby on the loose. 41 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:56,576 Well, we'll have to catch up with that bad boy later. 42 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:58,119 We've got a date with the greats 43 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,162 and we do not wanna be late. 44 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,215 Hey, mister, you owe me for another.. 45 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,730 Thanks, Chet. We're here at the Dakota Dome. 46 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:28,691 Where sports' biggest superstars are hosting a black-tie dinner 47 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,861 celebrating tomorrow's big all-star charity football game. 48 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:34,363 'This year's number one gridiron draft pick' 49 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:36,324 'local Dakota High Grad Dule Jones' 50 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,075 'is being introduced right now' 51 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:42,663 'by the one and only Rashid "The Rocket" Randall.' 52 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:44,624 Ladies and gentlemen, for a rookie 53 00:02:44,624 --> 00:02:47,168 Dule's got the moves of a seasoned pro 54 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,378 and if he ever outgrows his diapers 55 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:52,590 he might one day end up in the hall of fame. 56 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:55,343 Roll the clip, please. 57 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,677 [instrumental music] 58 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:58,971 [grunting] 59 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:03,392 [audience cheering] 60 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:05,394 (Rich) Man, look at him go! 61 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:08,105 You know, I was once pretty fast on the field myself. 62 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,316 Pops, was that back during the Jurassic age 63 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:13,319 or are we talking past lives here? 64 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,363 (Rashid) 'I swear, sometimes it's like' 65 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,323 he has springs in his feet! 66 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,825 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up 67 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:23,412 for Dule Jones! 68 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:25,581 [audience cheering] 69 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:31,837 [instrumental music] 70 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,173 [indistinct chatter] 71 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:37,009 This is so much fun, I almost forgot I was wearing a tuxedo. 72 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:39,303 Hey, when you're hanging with your football heroes 73 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,347 who needs to breathe? 74 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,848 Dule! 75 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,060 So the punk rookie sees a pretty face 76 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,979 and now he's all smiles. 77 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:50,314 What? I don't believe it! 78 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,566 Hawkins, is that really you? 79 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,236 [chuckles] It's really me, Rocket. 80 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:56,529 You two know each other? 81 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,698 Oh, me and Streak go way back. 82 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:00,032 Ever since college. 83 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,784 Pfft! Streak? 84 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,160 Told you I was fast. 85 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:05,955 Rocket, I'd like you to meet my daughter Sharon 86 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:08,374 'my son Virgil, and their friend Richie Foley.' 87 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:11,210 My pleasure. How do you all know Dule? 88 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,878 I went to high school in Dakota. 89 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,880 I was kind of a problem case. 90 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,215 Sharon was my counselor. 91 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,842 She really straightened me out. 92 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:20,302 Aw, you did all the hard work yourself 93 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:21,804 and now look at you! 94 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,848 Wait till you see me on the field tomorrow. 95 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:25,391 You know, you didn't have to treat us 96 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,393 to front row seats for the big game. 97 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:28,728 Mind your tongue, girl. 98 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:30,312 I'm looking forward to those seats. 99 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:32,064 It's the least I could do. 100 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,607 And in the meantime 101 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:37,486 Sharon, what do you say I show you my brand new custom Humvee? 102 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:38,779 (both) Great! 103 00:04:38,863 --> 00:04:41,824 Have you met my backup group over here? 104 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:45,202 Ah, okay. You guys can come, too. 105 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:51,375 And it's these kind of special charity events, Chet 106 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,918 that show what great humanitarians 107 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,587 our sports figures are when.. 108 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:58,382 Wait! There's Dule Jones in his custom SUV! 109 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,884 'This red-hot rookie signed' 110 00:04:59,884 --> 00:05:02,636 'a record multi-million dollar contract last year' 111 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,389 'and even bigger endorsement deals this year.' 112 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,142 Perfect! My timing couldn't be better. 113 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,396 [groans] 114 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,898 [growls] 115 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,655 Whoa! This ride is trickety-tricked out! 116 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,283 DVD, HDTV, GPS! 117 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,452 Man, how'd you find room for a steering wheel? 118 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:30,164 I guess those endorsement guys really do throw money at you. 119 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,833 Not bad for a kid from Dakota, huh? 120 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:35,961 - Hmm. - Aren't you happy for me? 121 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,339 I'm impressed by what you've accomplished, Dule 122 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,715 not by what you can buy. 123 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:40,800 [gasps] 124 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,551 [tires screeching] 125 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:44,887 crash 126 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:50,309 - What was that? - Dule Jones, superstar. 127 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,311 Been waiting to catch up with you. 128 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:55,147 Um, didn't I see a police car a ways back on the road? 129 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:58,567 I think I saw it, too. We better go get help. 130 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,696 You may be a big, hard-to-get-to star these days 131 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:06,033 but now that you're worth millions, here I am. 132 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:08,160 (Static) 'If we're gonna keep meeting like this' 133 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:10,621 the least you can do is tell us your name. 134 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,498 [grunts] 135 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:15,334 Name's Chainlink, and when I'm done with you 136 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,045 you won't ever want to meet me again. 137 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,255 [yells] 138 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,758 [rumbling] 139 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,969 [screaming] 140 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,804 crash 141 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,681 [tires screeching] 142 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:34,061 Just like him to abandon his friends. 143 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:35,354 [grunts] 144 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,522 Dule! 145 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:37,857 [rumbling] 146 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:39,150 [grunting] 147 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:42,194 Hurry! Chainlink went after Dule! 148 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:47,533 - Where'd they go? - I don't know! 149 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,993 (Sharon) 'Virgil!' 150 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:52,246 Ah, we better get back to Sharon before she freaks out. 151 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,917 [instrumental music] 152 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,511 [groans] 153 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,889 [sighs] 154 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,732 beep beep beep 155 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:22,985 (automated voice) 'Emergency Lockdown. House is secure.' 156 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,320 beep 157 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,991 [sighs] 158 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,409 [groans] 159 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,412 crash 160 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,333 Thought your pitiful security could stop me? 161 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,920 - Whoa! - Wrong again, sports hero. 162 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,047 Now I'm gonna retire your jersey.. 163 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,674 [gasps] 164 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:47,718 ...with you still in it. 165 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:56,227 Nice crib, D. 166 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,937 Too bad all those million-dollar deals 167 00:07:57,937 --> 00:07:59,772 made you forget how it all began 168 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:02,983 made you forget who you left behind. 169 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,944 [grunts] 170 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:07,696 Made you forget that you could hide what you are. 171 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:13,661 - But I can't. - No, Troy. I remember. 172 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,829 [grunting] 173 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,377 [growling] 174 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:23,128 [grunts] 175 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,505 [gasps] 176 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,215 [screams] 177 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,300 [groans] 178 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:30,219 So why you been so cold? 179 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,470 Why you been living large 180 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,931 while I gotta swipe what I can to stay alive? 181 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,016 What do you want from me? 182 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,978 The way I see it, since I can't live the life 183 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:41,146 then I deserve most of the cash. 184 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,648 Say 90 percent? 185 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,858 And if I say no? 186 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,527 [growls] 187 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,779 [grunting] 188 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:53,367 Then I tell the world you're a Bang Baby 189 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,995 and you'll be kicked out of pro sports. 190 00:08:55,995 --> 00:09:00,040 Which sounds better, D? Ten percent or nothing? 191 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:02,334 [sighs] Okay. 192 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:04,420 But you've gotta get out of here now. 193 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,505 People see you with me and figure things out 194 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,424 there'll be nothing for either of us. 195 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,302 Alright. But you better not be playing me. 196 00:09:11,302 --> 00:09:14,096 Here's my number. I'll be waiting. 197 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,684 [sighs] 198 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,274 (Robert) 'I still can't believe this all happened.' 199 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:27,401 It's a good thing Static and Gear showed up. 200 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,695 Yeah, 'cause you two weren't any help. 201 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,947 Hey, we called pops, didn't we? 202 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,076 Dule, you're okay! 203 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,037 I figured Chainlink was after me 204 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:40,539 so I drew him away and lost him in the canyons. 205 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,708 By the time I got back, you were gone. 206 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,376 What did this Chainlink want? 207 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,504 Money, I guess. Everybody knows I make a lot of it. 208 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,673 Rich, if Chainlink's after Dule 209 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,258 we can't let him out of our sight. 210 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:52,843 Way ahead of you, V. 211 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,514 Now wherever he goes, backpack knows. 212 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,892 Look, Sharon, all I wanted this weekend 213 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,477 was to show you my gratitude. 214 00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:04,229 Let me try again. How +about breakfast tomorrow? 215 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,606 +- Okay. - 'Uh..' 216 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,067 And no, you guys +can't come along. 217 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,985 All we were gonna say was "have fun." 218 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:12,404 Good. I'll see you +in the morning. 219 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,741 vroom 220 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,995 +I just hope someone's watching over him. 221 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:27,169 [+indistinct chatter] 222 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,218 Check us out, V, hanging with Dule 223 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:36,929 protecting him wherever he goes. We're his posse! 224 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,931 +Uh, Rich, for us to be a posse 225 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,183 +he'd have to know we're following him around. 226 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,935 Ah! Right. 227 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,728 So what does that make us? 228 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,355 Stalkers. 229 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,316 +So I was already on the +all-star rookie team when-- 230 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,236 Dule, are you being +straight with me? 231 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,405 Chainlink sounded +like he knew you. 232 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:57,741 +Hey, I make the sports highlight reel every week. 233 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:58,951 Everybody knows me. 234 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,619 It seemed like more than that. 235 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,122 +Is Chainlink after you '+cause you're into somethin'? 236 00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:06,083 I swear. I'm keeping my nose squeaky clean. 237 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,127 I'm trying to make everything good. 238 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:10,546 +I.. I just want you to be proud of me. 239 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,797 I am. 240 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,966 [cellphone rings] 241 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:17,302 - Talk. - 'I expected a call by now.' 242 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,346 Sorry, it's my +business manager. 243 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,182 +Yeah, listen, about that investment property 244 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,725 +it's this old plant at the +corner 245 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,394 of 85th and Fairfield. 246 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,271 Why don't you meet +me there in an hour? 247 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:30,399 If things work out, you'll +get everything you deserve. 248 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,235 I gotta cut this short. 249 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,320 Come on, I'll drop you back +at your house. 250 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,948 That's okay. I'll take a cab. 251 00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,325 +I need to do some shopping. 252 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,538 [horns blaring] 253 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,796 clank 254 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,341 [liquid bubbling] 255 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,011 +What is this place? 256 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,597 Old plant where they used to build planes. 257 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,682 Now I own it. We own it. 258 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,685 I'm thinking about building a shopping mall here. 259 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,353 - 'Word?' - Word. 260 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,689 A man's gotta make +his money make money. 261 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,274 [laughs] I can't wait for my cut. 262 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,486 +Don't have to. Here's your cut right now. 263 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,237 Uhh! 264 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,489 [grunts] 265 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,784 crash 266 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:28,373 +I'm totally confused. Dule's a Bang Baby too? 267 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:31,293 +If we don't jump in, he might not be anything. 268 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,631 [grunts] 269 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,093 crash 270 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,554 Aah! 271 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:43,889 Thought you'd get +rid of me, huh? 272 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,265 Let's see how you like it. 273 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,600 Uhh! 274 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,771 [groaning] 275 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,774 +- Are you okay? - +Stay out of this! 276 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,984 +[grunts] 277 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,154 Hey, we're on your side! 278 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,782 +- Dule! - +Sharon! 279 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,492 [grunts] 280 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,581 [gasps] 281 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:10,707 Sharon! 282 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,959 Aah! 283 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,045 Aah! 284 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,130 Gotcha! 285 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,674 [grunts] 286 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,135 [laughs] 287 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,388 [yelling] 288 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:26,932 +[groans] 289 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,394 snap 290 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,273 splash 291 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,151 Aah! 292 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,736 crash 293 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,615 (Dule) He's gone! 294 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,411 Sharon? Are you alright? 295 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,954 What did you do? 296 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,455 I was defending myself! 297 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,749 You came here planning +to do away with him 298 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,794 and you're a Bang Baby? +Why didn't you tell me? 299 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:59,047 +Because you thought I +wasn't gangbanging anymore. 300 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,591 But I was. 301 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,968 Me and my homey Troy. 302 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,305 That's how we ended up +at the Big Bang together. 303 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,681 I didn't want to go. 304 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,725 Troy said we had to back up our crew. 305 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,394 But let me tell you, when the heat came down 306 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,230 it was every man for himself. 307 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,191 Nobody knew there was +Big Bang gas down there. 308 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,945 But we found out +about it the hard way. 309 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,905 boom 310 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,365 [all yelling] 311 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:30,829 (Dule) When the gas hit, +Troy got a lot more of it than I did. 312 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,372 [coughs] 313 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,001 [gasps] Troy! 314 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,296 +(Dule) We both changed, but he got the worst of it. 315 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,674 [groans] 316 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,095 Chainlink can't hide +what he is, but I can. 317 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:49,306 I was headed for the +pros before any of this. 318 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,683 It wasn't fair for me to +have to lose all of that. 319 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,018 +So you kept it a secret 320 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,978 till +Chainlink started shaking you down. 321 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,938 And that's why you +tried to get rid of him 322 00:14:57,022 --> 00:15:00,150 '+because he was +gonna expose you.' 323 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,527 You missed the +whole point, Dule. 324 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,905 I didn't want for +you to make good. 325 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,407 I wanted you to be good. 326 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,577 [instrumental music] 327 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,454 [door shuts] 328 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,083 [crowd cheering] 329 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:19,086 (Dave) 'It's been an exciting night down here at the Dakota Dome' 330 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,672 'for the all-star charity game.' 331 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,550 'We're in the second quarter' 332 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,678 'fourth down on the 50-yard line' 333 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,097 +'and it looks like +they're going for it.' 334 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,523 (Rashid) +'Blue 32! Blue 32!' 335 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,191 (Dave) 'And there's the snap.' 336 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,360 '+Rocket Randall +drops back to pass.' 337 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:54,496 'Completion! And it looks +like he's going all the way.' 338 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,166 'Touchdown!' 339 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,421 [+cheering] 340 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,339 (Dave) 'And this all-star charity game' 341 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,883 'is tied going into halftime.' 342 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,139 [grunting] 343 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,521 (Jack) 'Dave, is that Dule Jones' 344 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,440 'making his way to +the 50-yard line?' 345 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,900 (+Dave) 'Looks that way, Jack, +maybe now we'll find out' 346 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,194 '+why he hasn't been +playing in tonight's game.' 347 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,114 +[crowd cheering] 348 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,575 +[feedback whining] 349 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:37,914 +Uh, today I hurt somebody, +several people 350 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,667 to hide a secret, +and that was wrong. 351 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,296 +'I'm here now to say I'm sorry.' 352 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,839 +I haven't been straight up with y'all 353 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,133 +and it's time to +tell you the truth. 354 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,843 The thing is, I'm.. 355 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,845 (Chainlink) 'More of a +fool than I thought.' 356 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,597 [crowd gasps] 357 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,479 You've double-crossed me +for the last time, homey. 358 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,774 [grunts] 359 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,067 Now I'm gonna destroy you 360 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,820 +just like any other hunk of junk. 361 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,155 [grunts] 362 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,325 [grunts] 363 00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,827 [crowd screaming] 364 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,204 Dule! 365 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,126 [grunting] 366 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,378 [gasps] 367 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,923 [grunting] 368 00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,053 Your game clock's run out. 369 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,931 (Gear) Dude, you might wanna rethink that play. 370 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,683 Let's sack him! +Time for the blitz. 371 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,812 [grunts] 372 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,690 You know, I'm pretty +good at passing myself. 373 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,026 [electricity crackling] 374 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,569 +[grunts] 375 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,369 Okay. No more feeding spring boy any more metal. 376 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,829 [yelling] 377 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,081 Oh, that's it! 378 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,624 You diss my teammates 379 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,835 you answer to us! 380 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,547 Blue 32! Blue 32! 381 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,923 [all yelling] 382 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,970 +Thought you'd get +rid of me, huh? 383 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,555 Let's see how you like it. 384 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,976 [groaning] 385 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,813 [groaning] 386 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:33,071 [all grunting] 387 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,825 (Gear) +Hold 'em, backpack! 388 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,078 [grunting continues] 389 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,455 [players groaning] 390 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,877 [players yelling] 391 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,211 [grunts] 392 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,588 crackle 393 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,591 [gasps] 394 00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,384 +thud 395 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,386 That should even the score. 396 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,765 Aah! 397 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,852 [grunting] 398 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,938 [Dule yells] 399 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,773 Game over, Chainlink. 400 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,943 +[crowd cheering] 401 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,197 - Hear that, Dule?+ - Yeah. 402 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,825 First time I +really deserved it. 403 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,373 [instrumental music] 404 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,753 +Sorry, Dule, I guess this means 405 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,463 you're out of pro sports for good. 406 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,131 It's okay, Mr. H. 407 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,591 I feel like a weight's been lifted 408 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,551 +that I've been carrying +for a long time. 409 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,386 Dule! 410 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,221 I'm so proud of you! 411 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,557 You showed courage +when it mattered most. 412 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:46,645 Something those two +would know nothing about. 413 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,939 +I guess the football world's +really gonna miss Dule. 414 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:52,901 Yeah. But there are hot young +players coming up all the time. 415 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:56,863 +How about you two? Let's see what you got. 416 00:19:56,947 --> 00:20:00,408 Rich, do we really want to +completely embarrass ourselves 417 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,244 +by trying to play against the +great Rashid "Rocket" Randall? 418 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,373 Good point, do we really want +to totally humiliate ourselves 419 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,000 +by facing off against one +of the greatest players ever 420 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,919 to hit the gridiron? 421 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,171 - Yes! - Yes! 422 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,757 +- Here! I'll go long. - +Ha-ha! Get ready, V. 423 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,634 - Here it comes! - +Lateral back! 424 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,177 (Richie) Whoa! Almost missed it! Yeah! 425 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,762 (Virgil) Oh, turning on +the after-burners! 426 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,639 (Richie) Man, you can't catch him! 427 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,559 [theme music]