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Yaaah!

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Whaaa-oh!

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Gear, stop!

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I can't! I'm outta control!

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Will you please hold still?

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I'm trying.. Ahh!

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- What was that all about?
- Don't know.

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One minute I'm
jetting along just fine

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and the next,
I'm on spin cycle.

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Now what?

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Backpack just ran
a diagnostic

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on my navigation system
and found a worm.

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Eww! You better call
an exterminator.

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No, this worm
is a computer virus.

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It's programmed to crawl its
way into the operating code.

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That's why I lost control.

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Well, can you fix it?

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Hmm. Backpack's isolating it.

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But I'll have to
go straight home

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and reprogram everything
from scratch.

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- I'm done for today.
- No problem.

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I'll make sure you get back
okay and then head home myself.

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beep beep beep

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Oh, come on.
My Stabilizer's back online.

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At least I can fly again.

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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazing ♪

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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you're facing ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip
then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo hoo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo hoo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo hoo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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What do you mean
you're shutting me down?

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You heard me, Karen.

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I'm transferring you
to another division

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here at Alva Industries.

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I don't understand, Edwin.

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I have done everything
you've asked.

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I've built the largest data
gathering network

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known to mankind, all dedicated
to one purpose..

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...finding Static's
secret identity.

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Listen, my son is alive

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and I no longer have
a problem with Static.

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Case closed.

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No, you listen.

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You promised if I did this for
you you'd fund my real work.

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I'm not paying
for any of that anymore.

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I absolutely refuse to
work on anything else.

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Then you can consider
yourself fired.

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Security,
please come and escort

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Dr. Roberts off the premises.

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beep beep beep

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Well, that was a long day.

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Daddy, you deserve a rest.

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I'll go get the car.

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Thanks, sweetheart.

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Huh?

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- Huh?
- Phew!

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I've been in there so long
I thought you'd never come out.

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whoosh

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Onyx!

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'Daddy, look out!'

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Puff, open it.

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Hey, come back here!

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Stupid girl's gonna
draw the cops.

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Then, it's end of
the road for her.

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Sharon!

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crash

86
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Oh, man! That was gonna
be my car next year!

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Oh, Static, it's terrible!

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I'll say.

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My father's been kidnapped!

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What?

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I'm telling you, man, I ain't
seen Puff and Onyx in weeks!

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'Maybe Carmen knows.'

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Oooch! Ouch! Ouch!

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Stop, stop!
Uh, uh, now I remember.

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Uh, they was with Shiv.
Yeah, Shiv. That's the ticket.

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Yeeoww!

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Uhh!

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Where are they?

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Mommy! Ohh..

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Hey, Static.
Just call me Hotlips.

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zap

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Aah!

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Where is Robert Hawkins?

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- Aah!
- You heard me.

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Puff, quit fooling around
and deliver the message.

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- He means business.
- What message?

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We were hired to kidnap him.

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Puff's supposed to
tell you where he is.

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Here.

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If this is a trick, you won't
be able to run far enough.

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swoosh

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I don't get it.

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We snatch one guy
and he acts

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like it's the crime
of the century.

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swoosh

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Anybody here?

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Stay right there or
he's history, Static.

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Or should I call
you Virgil Hawkins?

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Virgil Hawkins.

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That's your real name, right?

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Lady, I don't know what
game you're playing

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but I'm here to..

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Who are you?

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Call me Omnara.

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Edwin Alva hired me to create
a vast supercomputer network

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<i>linked to every satellite,
every camera</i>

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<i>every surveillance
device in the world.</i>

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- Why?
- For one purpose only.

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To discover your
secret identity.

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Alva knows who I am?

131
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No. I took that valuable
data with me when I left.

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Why'd you kidnap my dad?

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To get your help jump-starting
my real project.

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I want you to steal
my equipment

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back from Alva Industries.

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Why don't you just
use Puff or Onyx?

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They don't have the power or
the brains or the motivation.

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I wanna see my father.

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No false moves or my lasers
turn him into a jigsaw puzzle.

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Mr. Hawkins, I'm glad
to see you're okay.

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You can drop the act, Virgil.

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- You know?
- Wasn't hard to figure out.

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Why else kidnap me
to get to Static?

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And maybe, maybe in the back
of my mind I've always known.

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Oh, pops, I never meant
to put you in danger, I swear.

146
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I know that, son.
I don't blame you.

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But it's quite a shock to find
out your son's a superhero.

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Who is this woman and
what does she want?

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'She calls herself Omnara.
Wants me to steal something.'

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What? You can't!

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Pops, please, I gotta.

152
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'There's no other way!'

153
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Virgil, this is crazy!

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I know, I know.

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But if I ever get
us out of this

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I promise, I'll give up
this superhero stuff.

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I don't want anything like this
to happen again. I mean it.

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If the family hour's through,
you have a little job to do.

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boom boom boom

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This is her
definition of little?

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Whoa!

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boom

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If you guys play nice, I
won't break all of your toys.

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crash

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pew pew pew

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Now what?

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Head for lab 14 and watch out.

168
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,321
You've got an armed chopper
approaching from the south.

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I see it.

170
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,741
Hey, do you do weather
forecasts too?

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Unh!

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kaboom

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'Did you get everything?'

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Everything on your wish list.

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Not that you've
been a good girl.

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Static!

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He broke into lab 14.

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Lab four..

179
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Roberts must be behind this.

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That's her Project Omni.

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Project Omni?

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My life's work.

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Alva never saw
the full potential

184
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of what could be accomplished,
but I did.

185
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It started with
a computer virus

186
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which I planted in every
computer in the world.

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- A virus?
- 'Yes.'

188
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'It went off yesterday.'

189
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,978
So, that's where
the worm came from.

190
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I'll soon control every
digital device on Earth.

191
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So, not only will
I see everywhere

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but I'll be able to
interact as well.

193
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- No!
- Something wrong?

194
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,202
Alva has the most
important component..

195
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...the Neural Interface Helmet.

196
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You can't hide it
from me, Alva.

197
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'A quick peek into
your network'

198
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,754
'and ah!'

199
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,549
'It's in a truck
convoy headed east.'

200
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,440
What are you doing?

201
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,901
Gear, stay out of this.

202
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,820
Get rid of him. We can't allow
him to slow us down.

203
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,364
I won't just stand by
and watch my best friend

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00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,866
commit a crime.

205
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,202
Well, you're gonna have to.
I can't let you stop me.

206
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,870
You're wasting time.

207
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:28,707
Destroy him or you'll
never see your father again.

208
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,211
Ugh!

209
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,424
- Yah!
- Unh! Uhh! Whoa!

210
00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:40,260
That was just a warning,
you know if I really try--

211
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,346
Dude, I don't know
what you're up to

212
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,681
but if I have to
fight you, I will.

213
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,144
Then bring it on,
Gear, bring it on!

214
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,196
- Hyah!
- Unh!

215
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,532
Unh!

216
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:12,084
'Static, finish him off
and get that helmet to me now!'

217
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,962
Aah!

218
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,680
You double-crossing
little worm!

219
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,223
I hate worms like you!

220
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,641
Why don't you run a diagnostic

221
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,351
to find out just what
kind of double-dealing

222
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,103
little worm you are!

223
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,244
Worm?

224
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:54,960
At last!
I have everything back.

225
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,628
Project Omni..

226
00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:01,174
...the ultimate interface
between man and machine.

227
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,386
Good. Now maybe you'll
let me have my dad back.

228
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,431
I am now linking my
brain with the network.

229
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:11,101
Soon, I will be the network!

230
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,020
Unh!

231
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,774
Omnara, what about my pops?

232
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,902
Infinite sight.

233
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,780
Infinite reach.

234
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,157
Infinite power!

235
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,492
Aah! Unh!

236
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,954
I got here as soon as I could.

237
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,790
- Aah!
- Aah!

238
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,334
Did you understand
my message?

239
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,169
Dude, you called me a
worm like three times.

240
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,587
How could I miss it?

241
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,963
You wanted me to examine
the virus that hit

242
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,673
my system
yesterday, right?

243
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,926
Right. That's Omnara.
She's the one who created it.

244
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:49,181
'Now, she's using it to plug
into every computer on Earth!'

245
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,351
Well, thanks to your hint
I deconstructed that virus

246
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:55,270
and I've created a counter-virus
to block her main server.

247
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,938
That ought to be interesting
'cause right now

248
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,774
her main server is her brain.

249
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,484
Just give me a minute
to upload.

250
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,194
I've gotta go free my pops.

251
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,654
Your dad's here?

252
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,197
It's a long story.

253
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,824
Omnara's busy.

254
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,702
If we move fast maybe
I can get you out.

255
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,829
What-what are you doing?

256
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,374
Pops, hold perfectly still.

257
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:17,125
Don't even breathe.

258
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,132
Almost there.

259
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,178
I definitely have
to go on a diet.

260
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,139
Ahh!

261
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:37,979
beep beep

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zap

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Aah!

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I am now in control

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of every computer and
digital device that exists.

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zap

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No!

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zap

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zap zap

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Huh? Aah!

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Is that Richie?

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Uh, ahem, Mr. Hawkins
you have to understand

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the most secret
part of a superhero

274
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,948
is his secret
identity and well, uh..

275
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,700
Yeah, that's Richie.

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Hi, Mr. H.

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Static!

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You can't escape from me.

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I am everywhere.

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All I have to do is
think of something

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'and it will be done.'

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For example,
I'm thinking of using

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'computer-controlled
army missiles'

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to destroy every
building and business

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owned by Edwin Alva.

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Louise, send for my pilot.

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'Three, two, one, liftoff.'

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00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,197
Pops, remember that
promise I made you?

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Go, do what you have to..

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...superhero.

291
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Thanks. Come on!

292
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,000
Gear, how long before your
counter-virus kicks in?

293
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Any minute now.

294
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Not soon enough.

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boom

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Uhh!

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boom boom boom

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You'd be surprised how many

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vehicles have
digital devices in them.

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'No drivers needed. See?'

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- Look out! Yah!
- Unh! Unh!

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Thanks, pops.

303
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You know, you'd make a pretty
good superhero yourself.

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boom

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Unh!

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This way.

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beep beep beep

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crash

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crash

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That's the first time I ever
had a bus try to catch me.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Had a wrestling match
with a garbage truck. I won.

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I have an unlimited
supply of vehicles, Static.

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They'll drive you all
into an early grave.

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No. No!

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00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:58,388
No-oo-oo-o!

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00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,891
Sounds like my counter-virus
finally kicked in.

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Aa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

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Cannot interface.

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'Too many numbers to..'

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00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,194
'Cannot communicate.'

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00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,906
Her mind is
totally overloaded.

323
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,325
Well, I guess she
won't be communicating

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my secret identity
to anyone...ever.

325
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,039
She won't.
But will anybody else?

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00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,628
I don't know, boys,
I just don't know.

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I mean, the idea of
you two going out

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and facing danger every day..

329
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,801
But, pops, we've been doing it
for a long time now.

330
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,637
Yeah and we're
pretty good at it.

331
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,555
Yes, but I didn't
know about it before.

332
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,806
Now, that I do..

333
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,725
It sounds like
you don't want us

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00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,769
to be superheroes anymore.

335
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,228
I guess I don't.

336
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,149
But you were
given these powers

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00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,860
and you'll have to decide for
yourselves when to use them.

338
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:56,655
For me to stop you
just wouldn't be right.

339
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,365
Pops, you're the greatest!

340
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,826
The greatest squared
exponentially!

341
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,828
Of course, you'll have
to tell Sharon.

342
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,997
What?

343
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,874
I don't believe it!

344
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,293
'The insurance company's
giving me a hard time'

345
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,753
because they said
I'm not covered

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00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,421
for Bang Baby incidents!

347
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,341
What do I have to do?
Get Bang Baby insurance?

348
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,468
I've had it up to here
with Bang Babies!

349
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,346
If I hear any more
about Bang Babies

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00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,181
I'm gonna explode!

351
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,101
What's wrong?

352
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,687
Was there something
you wanted to tell me?

353
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,231
Nothing, honey,
nothing at all.

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00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,151
- Whew.
- Phew.