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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazing ♪

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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin' ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip
then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run
from the static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ Bell rings and I'm back
in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run
from the static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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♪ Are you ready to roll up
are you ready to roll? ♪

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Yo, Richie, what's up?
Besides me.

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- 'I need you at HQ.'
- Trouble?

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'Just get here.'

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♪ I'm good to go
from head to toe ♪

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♪ Why yes I am ready ♪

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Richie?

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Richie?

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Hey, I can't believe
he ditched me.

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'Wearing the new uniform, huh?
Looks good.'

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- Where are you?
- 'Wouldn't you like to know?'

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Ah-ha!

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- Alright, I give.
- 'Peekaboo.'

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Aah!

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Oh, no! Don't!

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He's a scouting robot.

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I can control him with this.

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I can see whatever he sees.

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'And I can broadcast
my voice through him.'

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Uh, yeah. I figured
that part out by myself.

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I call him Backpack.

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Backpack?

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Backpack, heel!

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Cool.

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I wonder if I can get
my pops to spring for one.

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I didn't buy it. I made it.

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Get out!

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Oh, on the other hand,
you have been on kind

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of an inventing tear lately.

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- Look at this place.
- I know.

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I got so many ideas.
It's like my brain's on fire.

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I thought it smelled smoky.

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I improved the
range of the tracers

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and I figured out how to make
your flying disk

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fold up smaller.

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- What do these do?
- Aah!

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Zap caps, the next generation.
Ha ha!

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It's a Bang Baby
restraint device.

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Well, they work.

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What's with the police scanner?

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I programmed it to do that
if it picked up

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the word "Metahuman."

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'Breakout at county lock-up.'

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'Metahuman wing,
request backup.'

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'I repeat, request backup.'

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Gotta fly.

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Can't miss this.

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I just got word they're
heading for the top floor.

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No worries, man.
This way out.

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I've got Ebon.

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See you at the bottom.

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Well, it took you guys
long enough.

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I was about to cut out
for a cappuccino.

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Just do it.

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Finally!

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♪ This is how we roll ♪

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♪ We roll this is how we roll ♪

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Hey, let's get out of here.
The cops are everywhere.

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'You're worried about
the police when I'm here?'

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Static?

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Static. You don't start none,
there won't be none.

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thud

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Run!

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thud

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Sorry about the parking job.

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I only have my learner's permit.

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♪ This is how we roll ♪

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Static, you okay, man?

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♪ This is how we roll ♪

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♪ Watch it here we go ♪

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♪ This is how we roll ♪

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Everybody split up.
Meet me back at the place.

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Aah!

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Completely, utterly

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and totally my bad.

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I know you.

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Yeah. I get that a lot.

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One of those faces. Heh.

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Aah! Aah!

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Ah.

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You're that kid I saw talking
with Static that time.

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Uh, yeah. He was asking
directions to the power plant.

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Don't play me.
Come here.

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Hey! No, don't..
Let me..

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You're coming with me.

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Let him go, Ebon

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Another time, fly boy.

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Guaranteed.

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Phew. Okay.

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I guess when you become
a living shadow

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the nose is the
first thing to go.

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'You sure you're okay?'

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Yeah, 'cause you looked a little
green around the glasses

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when I left you.

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Yeah? Well, how would you feel

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if you almost got Ebonized?

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'Why was he messing
with you, anyway?'

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He must've wanted to use
me to get to you again.

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You want me to sneak over
and hang out?

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No, I'm cool.
I got Backpack on lookout mode.

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And I also brought a bunch
of new zap caps home with me.

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- Just in case Ebon.. Hey!
- What?

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I just got an idea how
to use one of these

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to play MP3s. Gotta go.

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He is getting too weird.

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♪ Rollin' on my block ♪

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♪ Feel like these
streets is boxed in ♪

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♪ I'm on a race
against the clock ♪

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♪ Don't go against the
haters or the cops ♪

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♪ I feel somethin's
out to get me ♪

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Never thought we'd all
end up back here again.

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'Isn't it great!'

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No way anybody
would look for us

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at the old Juvie Hall.

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Spent a lot of time here
back in the day.

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We were inmates then.

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Now we run the place.

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I <i>always</i> ran the place.

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Anything wrong?

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Yeah. That kid.

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His name was Foley.

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Every time I see him,
Static's right there.

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I shouldn't have let him
slip away the first time.

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So let's find him.

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Just what I was thinkin'.

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Start with the high school
closest to the jail.

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Dakota Union High?

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Whatever. Just find him.

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I want us on that
kid like a shadow.

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♪ Ohh ♪

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And today we're
going to learn about

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the magic of monomials.

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'But first I have
a little problem for you.'

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- Richie?
- Uh-huh.

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What you working on?

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Well, I was fixing
my rollerblades last night

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while watching the Military
Channel special on Harrier jets

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you know, the ones that can make
vertical take-offs

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and landings and I was thinking,
wouldn't it be super cool

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to integrate that technology
into my skates?

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Okay.

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Alright. Now the first
step in solving this..

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'Uh, Mr. Foley.'

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Mr. Foley.

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Mr. Foley?

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- Huh?
- The problem?

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Four over pi.

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Perhaps, Mr. Foley,
if you paid atten..

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- What?
- The answer is 4 over pi.

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Y-yes, but, how did you know?

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Lucky guess.

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Come on, Richie,
how did you know?

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Beats me.

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Sometimes your head
figures out stuff

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when you don't even know
it's doing it.

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Paper clip.

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Circuit board.

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Opticon scolometer.

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Opticon wha-wha..

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Ah, just clowning ya.
We're all done.

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- Done? With what?
- Jet blades.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Let's see what
they can really do.

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Uh, Richie?

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Whoa!

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Richie, this is too much.

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You're right. The rear boosters
must be overpowered.

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No, man, not the skates. You!

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What do you mean?

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The robot, the zap caps.
All this stuff.

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I mean, all of a sudden,
you're braniac the maniac.

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So, I'm a little smarter
than most people.

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- What's the big deal?
- "A little?"

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The department of defense
couldn't think up

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most of this stuff.

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Well, they don't have to.

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I already thought
it up for 'em.

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Focus, Richie.

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Remember when you said your
head felt like it was on fire?

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Well, maybe you were right
'cause something's

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really cookin' up there.

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I do feel different lately.

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I think faster,
a lot faster.

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Sometimes I can't
stop thinking.

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Sometimes it's like my thoughts
are thinking thoughts.

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See? I just thought that.
It's like

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ideas are exploding in my head.

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Does it look bigger?
It does, doesn't it?

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Cranial perimeter is
definitely expanding.

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- Oh, no!
- You look fine.

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Fine? I'm having some kind of
strain on the brain breakdown.

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I could be going crazy. I..

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Rich! You know what I think?

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I think maybe you're
becoming a Bang Baby.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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- Why am I changing now?
- I don't know.

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Late bloomer maybe,
I mean, other bangers

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had delayed reactions.

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But I wasn't even
at the Big Bang.

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Yeah, but you were with me
right after I got gassed.

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And my clothes
reeked of the stuff.

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Maybe that's how
you got infected

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and it's been dormant
in you all this time.

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What do you think?

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It's as good a theory
as we got right now.

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♪ Act like a brother
if you don't like me.. ♪

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When he's not at school,
he mostly hangs around

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comic shops
and an old gas station.

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That's his running buddy,
Virgil Hawkins.

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Hair style look familiar?

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Lot of dawgs wear
their hair that way.

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Not a lot of dawgs
who hang out with Foley.

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He's about the right size.

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You think this guy
could be Static?

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Let's find out for sure.

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- Hey, Virg.
- Hey, Daise.

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Listen, do you think Richie
would tutor me in chemistry?

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What about me?
I'm the chemistry kid.

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Yeah, but you didn't ace
the final like Richie.

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He did? Sweet!

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You'd think.

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But he didn't seem
very happy about it.

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Yo, bro. What's that?

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Plans for a particle
accelerator?

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Yeah.

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I was kiddin'.
Hey, man, why so down?

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Isn't it fun being
a super brain?

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I guess. It's just..

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How come I couldn't
get a cool power

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like super strength
or laser vision?

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Laser vision?

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How am I supposed to
fight super villains?

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Think them into submission?

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All I can be
is your mega-mechanic.

259
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,392
You're not just..

260
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,728
What's up? Does he need
a recharge or somethin'?

261
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,647
No. He's detected a metahuman.

262
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,954
Virgil!

263
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,251
Virgil.

264
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,461
What are you doing?
Stay away from him!

265
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:17,005
I'm taking your friend Static.

266
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,675
Y-you're wrong!

267
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,096
He's not Static!

268
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,564
Come on, Virgil.

269
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:34,815
If you got your
shock box on you

270
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,275
I can track you down.

271
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,322
Yes! And now what?

272
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,159
Desperate times call
for desperate measures.

273
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,359
Here goes everything.

274
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,240
W-whoa!

275
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,869
Whoo-hoo!

276
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,371
Aaah aaah! Whaaah!

277
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,564
Oops! My bad.

278
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,399
Hoo hoo hoo!

279
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,861
♪ Gotta lock down ♪

280
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,532
♪ Gotta lock down ♪

281
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,825
Huh?

282
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,288
Sharon always said I was
gonna end up in one of these.

283
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,714
Hey! Let me out of here!

284
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,886
Fine, be that way.
I'll let myself out.

285
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,222
Wait. Maybe that's what
they want me to do.

286
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,561
Thought for sure he was
going to blow the door down.

287
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,855
He still might.
Wait and see.

288
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,079
Sorry, I'm still
working on the brakes.

289
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,928
V-man?

290
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,805
'V-man! Where are you?'

291
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,851
I'm in some kind of cell.

292
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,895
I think I'm being watched,
so I can't use my powers.

293
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,606
Don't worry.
I'm here to save you.

294
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,024
Say what?

295
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,445
I'm already inside.
It's the old Juvie Hall.

296
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,827
Lucky move.
Think you can do it again?

297
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,629
What was that?

298
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:48,258
Probably Bigfoot tripping
over his own feet again.

299
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,051
Hmm. Check it out.

300
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,478
Hey, Sasquatch!
What's all the racket?

301
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,814
Kangor?

302
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,324
You're not Kangor,
are you? Gotcha!

303
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:15,202
- Huh?
- Nope.

304
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,495
Got you.

305
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,794
We'll talk later.

306
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,221
Virgil, you're right.
Ebon's got a camera on you.

307
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,932
'Act naturally.
I think I can take it out.'

308
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,136
Richie, what's going on?
Where are you?

309
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,725
Right here, V-man.

310
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,103
Quiet. They might be watching.

311
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,730
They are watching...reruns.

312
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,732
I had Backpack
manipulate a loop of you

313
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,111
which he's feeding into
Ebon's monitor right now.

314
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,654
Nice!

315
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,949
One funky fresh
superhero costume.

316
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,579
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪

317
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,919
♪ Static Shock ♪

318
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,756
- Problem, man?
- We've been ambushed!

319
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,594
- What? By who?
- We're still working that out.

320
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,846
I wanna tag in
Robin, the boy wonder.

321
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,848
- Uh, no.
- See?

322
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,808
It's a work in progress.

323
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:08,189
So we had the wrong guy.
Doesn't matter. We got you now.

324
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,901
May I? You've already done
so much.

325
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,612
Aah!

326
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,536
♪ Come on go ♪

327
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,429
Nice job.

328
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,847
Couldn't have done it
without you.

329
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,646
♪ Ready to roll out
meet my poo ♪

330
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,314
♪ Me and my dawg we just two ♪

331
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,690
♪ One for the chill out
one for.. ♪

332
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,859
What do you think?

333
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,527
I think you're
spending more time

334
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,863
in front of the mirror
than my sister does.

335
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,156
And it's starting to worry me.

336
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,492
We still gotta come up
with a superhero handle.

337
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:03,286
How about Hardware?

338
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,163
I think somebody's using it.

339
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,791
Steel?

340
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,336
Well, it's gotta say somethin'
about all this gear I got.

341
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,004
Gear. What about that?

342
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,050
Gear? <i>Perfectamundo.</i>

343
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,679
'Metahuman known as Hotstreak'

344
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,681
'on rampage at 52nd and main.'

345
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,349
'Request backup.'