♪ Fight the criminal's chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin'? ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Come one yeah ♪
♪ I'm so fly unh ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ I'm so fly ♪
♪ I'm so so fly ♪
♪ You can watch me touch the sky ♪
♪ I'm so so fly ♪
♪ You can't beat me if you try ♪
♪ And maybe if you knew me ♪
♪ You'd have to understand ♪
♪ The power that goes through me ♪
♪ Is a way inside my soul ♪
♪ I'm so so fly ♪
♪ You can watch me touch the sky ♪
♪ I'm so so fly ♪
♪ You can't beat me if you try ♪
- 'Grab the line.' - 'I am! Darn winds.'
- It's gonna snap. - Just hold on.
- I'm trying. - Look out!
- Aah! - Aah!
Nice weather.
Yeah, if you're into hurricanes.
- Uh-oh! - Huh!
Whoa! Houston, we have a rocking chair.
Best seat in the house.
And the biggest.
Whoa, bessie!
Yee-hah!
- That's what I call a moo-f-o. - Ouch!
- Help me! - Aah! Aah!
I'll fry the egg, you rope the..
Would you stop already?
Though, I do admit it was kind of funny.
Uhh! Uhh!
Chill.
boing
♪ You go girl ♪
♪ You got the stuff ♪
♪ That's my girl girl ♪
♪ You got the stuff ♪
- You okay? - Yep.
I'm not good with heights.
'Oh! Look out!'
Whoa! Ooh! Ow!
Yo, Gear, you have got to watch out for wind shear.
I'll try to remember that.
Whoa!
By the way, who are you?
Me? I'm a..
I'm a Bang Baby, like you.
That's why I call myself She-Bang.
She-Bang.
Uh-huh.
Well, I guess it was good you were around.
You guess?
If I hadn't been there Humpty would be flying
over the state line by now and you'd be street pizza.
I was just a little shook up, that's all.
- Mm-hmm. - I would have been okay.
Yeah. Uhh. I was going to catch him. Uh-ah!
Uh-huh.
Well, see ya 'round.
Can't wait.
'"Mystery meta-girl saves city workers."'
Can you believe it? We hardly got a mention.
At least she's on our side.
And who knows?
Maybe she could join the team.
I hope you're talking about some basketball team.
I didn't think she was that bad.
The way she showed up on our turf
thinking she's so hot and all.
Look, man, I know trouble when I see it.
Well, that beats me.
I can only smell trouble when it's brewin'
except when I have a cold.
- 'Hi, guys.' - Hey, Daisy.
Hey, Frieda.
This is Shenice Vale. She just transferred in.
- Oh, our condolences. - Hey, Shenice.
Hello.
We're all in the same PE class.
In fact, we were talking at the soccer try-outs
when your names came up.
Oh, okay, you've twisted my arm.
I will coach girls soccer.
And I'll hand out the towels.
Thanks, but no.
We were talking about bowling.
We want a rematch between the boys and the girls.
What? The last time wasn't humiliating enough.
Hah! Yeah.
You should call yourselves "The Gutter Ball Brigade."
We've been practicing, and we're this close
to talking Shenice into playing with us, too.
- Do you bowl? - A little.
That's her 11th strike in a row.
"A little," she said.
What was the word you used, Virgil?
Uh, "humiliated."
Yeah, good word.
Maybe I'm just having beginner's luck.
Are you kidding?
Get this next strike and you'll have a perfect score.
You go, girlfriend.
'Excuse me.'
We're here to pick up Shenice.
Are you her parents? Oh, excellent timing.
If she gets this strike she's going to have a perfect game.
They'll put her picture in the lobby and everything.
- Oh. - Shenice.
I.. I guess I must have choked.
I bet she got nervous with her parents watching and all.
I'm not sure.
I don't think they wanted her to make that last strike.
Why would any parents want their kid to fail?
Good question.
What do you mean you're not trying out
for soccer?
My parents.
What's up with them?
Are they sports-o-phobic?
They're both doctors.
They'd rather have their daughter
hit the books than a ball.
Uh-oh. Look at that.
That's it! I've had it!
Everybody get away!
Get away now!
- Who is that? - Hotstreak.
He's this Bang Baby who used to go to our..
Oh, wow! I forgot.
Uh, pops wanted me to do a job for him
down at the community center.
Uh, yeah, and I gotta help, too.
I gotta go I just remembered.
I have to meet my parents.
Was it something I said?
If anyone's gonna stop Hotstreak..
...it's gonna be me.
It's wrong! It's all wrong!
Static?
What do you think you're doin'?
The movie stinks.
I give it two thumbs down.
You can't go wreckin' other folks' property
just 'cause you're not feelin' a movie.
Have you seen it?
Somebody's gotta send a message.
Give it up, Hotstreak.
Those coils are 100 percent fire proof.
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
♪ Fire fire fire ♪
Okay, maybe 90 percent.
♪ I'm so so fly ♪
Hey, hothead! You should pull up your pants.
Oh! Oh!
Whoa.
- Good shot. - Pure luck.
♪ Hey-ey-ey-ey ♪
- Yeah! - Alright.
- 'Whoo-hoo!' - 'Whoo-hoo!'
♪ Yeah ♪
I knew these gloves would come in handy.
Oh, and thanks for distracting him.
- You're welcome. - Listen, She-Bang.
Static and I were thinking about
asking you to join our team.
We were wha-wha-wha! Are you trippin'?
Funny, 'cause I've been thinkin' about
asking you to join my team.
See? She's just playin' us.
It's more fun than rescuing you.
Listen, Ms. Thang.
I'm gettin' up to here with your high and mighty..
- There she is. Over here. - 'Who are you?'
Uh, why don't I let you tell them how fabulous I am.
♪ You got the stuff ♪
- Static, here. Fill us in. - Talk to us.
- Who's your new partner? - Her name is She-Bang.
And she's not our partner.
Um, no more questions, please.
Static has left the building.
Well, thank you very much.
'Ah, come on.'
♪ So fly ♪
So it was you.
Shenice, you can't do this.
- You can't be a superhero. - Why not?
You know perfectly well why not.
- Because they'll find out. - They won't.
This whole city is filled with super-powered teens.
It's the perfect place for me.
No. They'll know your abilities.
They'll see right through this Halloween costume.
- And then they'll find us. - Then let them! I don't care!
I can't hide anymore!
I can't go on pretending to be
some quiet little wallflower nobody notices.
I wasn't made for that!
- 'Shenice!' - 'Come back! Please!'
- What have you got for me? - The lab analysis just came in.
Some of the DNA from the glove matches.
We're 98 percent sure that's the girl.
- Any sign of her? - Not yet. Hang on.
What's that?
Static! Track him.
'What are you still doing out there?'
It's that She-Bang.
She's got me all charged up.
Thought I'd just let off some steam.
'Uh-oh. Speak of the devil.'
'Catch ya later.'
Planning your next heroic feat?
What? Afraid I'm gonna show you up again, shock jockey?
- Well, you can relax. - I am relaxed.
You're the one jumpin' around like a demented cheerleader.
You won't have to worry about that anymore.
She-Bang's hanging up her cape.
What?
My parents have a little trouble with me being...me.
Oh, well, it can't be easy for parents
to find out their kid's a Bang Baby.
I wish I were a Bang Baby.
You're not?
Then what are you?
Hey!
Shenice?
- Unh. - It's her alright.
Let's go.
- Aah! - Leave him.
He won't bother us.
And they took our daughter away?
Yes, and I think you two know why.
You've got to help us find her.
We can't keep secrets now.
Not if they have her, Jonathan.
- You know what they'll do. - Who are they?
And how can Shenice do what she does
if she's not a Bang Baby?
Shenice was the end result of the secret project
my wife and I worked on for a biotechnology company.
- We created her in the lab. - No way!
Seriously?
We built every chromosome from scratch.
She was designed to have
incredible strength and agility.
Well, you got that part right.
Naturally, the company had plans for Shenice.
They wanted to clone her, make more.
She was a walking blueprint worth billions to them.
There was just one problem.
We fell in love with her.
She wasn't a lab specimen to us.
She was our baby.
So we took her and went into hiding.
'We've been running ever since.'
Why didn't you go to the police?
'You know how the media work.'
'It'd be a free-for-all.'
'They'd treat her like a freak.'
All we ever wanted was for her to have a normal life.
Uh, Static.
Backpack is picking up a lot of electronic activity
and it's coming from that. Uh-oh.
That's one of the guys who grabbed Shenice.
They're after you, too.
- Aah! Unh! - Aah! Unh!
Hey, boys, why the long faces?
whirr
Ooh, this sure beats the busted tape player in my mom's minivan.
It's She-Bang's mask.
They must have been driving this when they grabbed her.
We gotta figure out where they took her.
We'll let the car tell us.
- I'm not following. - Just watch.
'This van has a navigation system'
'it lets them find addresses'
'but it also lets backpack trace where they've been.'
Yeah!
The harness is carbonized steel, Shenice.
So save your strength.
The company would rather not have you damaged.
Where're your pals? We should have left 20 minutes ago.
You're right. Let's get going.
♪ Pack it up pack it in ♪
♪ Step back ♪
♪ Gonna take it on the chin ♪
♪ Pack it up pack it in ♪
♪ Get ready.. ♪
There!
♪ Showdown time's up ♪
♪ Time's up.. ♪
- We're too late. - Oh, no we're not.
Aah!
♪ Gonna take it on the chin ♪
♪ Pack it up pack it in ♪
♪ Get ready let the battle begin ♪
♪ Showdown time's up ♪
♪ Time's up.. ♪
- Hey, that is one mean-look. - Behind you!
Aah!
Aw, it broke. But don't worry.
I'm sure the authorities don't want you damaged, either.
- Too bad. - Whoa! Aah!
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Let 'em know ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
Let's turn this thing around!
Come on.
A'ight, you got too cranky super-powered teenagers
back here, we've run out of peanuts
and there's no in-flight movie. Any thoughts?
- I'm already heading back. - Good thinking.
♪ Pack it up pack it in ♪
♪ Step back ♪
♪ Gonna take it on the chin ♪
♪ Pack it up pack it in get ready ♪
♪ Let the battle begin showdown ♪
♪ Time's up ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
It's hard to say goodbye to friends
and in some ways I'm gonna miss you two most of all.
- So where're you goin'? - Don't know for sure.
We're being taken care of though.
Oh, sort of a She-Bang protection program.
We're gonna have to lay low until the feds can track down
everybody who was involved.
- Hmm, that could take a while. - Yeah.
Only just think, when this is all over
I can come back to Dakota and see you again.
Maybe we can even jump over a few rooftops together.
Bye.
- Bye. - Bye!
You know, there might be something
to having a girl on the team after all.
Most definitely.
♪ So fly so fly ♪