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[instrumental music]

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[theme song]

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♪ Fight the criminal's
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin'? ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip
then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run
from the static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ Bell rings
and I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against evil
get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run
from the static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings
and I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do
okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[Virgil growling]

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Feed me. feed me.
Feed me.

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- Hello?
- Good morning, Virgil.

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Aah! You know,
you gotta warn a brother

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when you're gonna wear that
many colors in the morning.

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I left my shades upstairs.

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Excuse me, but this is
one of the dashikis I got

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when we went to Africa.

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I'm wearing it
to the community center

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for my new
counseling internship.

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Now, what do you really think?

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I really think I'm hungry.

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You know, Virgil, the trip
we made to Ghana with daddy

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gave me an entirely
new outlook on life.

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Oh, good for you

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only what does that have
to do with breakfast?

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For a long time,
you've chosen to dis my cooking

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now I've chosen to stop
making your meals.

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- Say what?
- Ah, that was really cleansing.

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I feel empowered.

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Yeah, right.
She's empowered, I'm starvin'.

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[indistinct chatter]

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♪ Baby ♪

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We take one lousy vacation

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and suddenly Sharon is
the queen of self-esteem.

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V, there's nothing wrong

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with being proud
of your heritage.

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You should research
your family tree, I did it.

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Rich, no offense
but your family tree

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is just one big potato.

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You're Irish.

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Wrong-o. I'm half Irish.

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And the other half ...Vikings.

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Oh, yes, V, my blood runs thick

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with herring and sour cream.

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Ah, that explains the horned
helmet in your closet.

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Unh.

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Chill, Godzilla, watch out.

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Do I look like Tokyo to you?

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- You dissin' me, dawg?
- Me? No, no.

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I was just joking around.

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Totally on me, man, my bad.

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Virgil, what's happening?

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Just stay out of my way,
little fish.

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Ah!

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Did you see the size
of that dude?

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Looks like he's doing
high school

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on the ten-year plan.

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Don't you recognize
Marcus Reed?

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That's Marcus?

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[whistles]
He got a lot bigger.

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Food must be good
at juvenile hall.

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Man, don't push your luck
with him, V.

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That is one major head case.

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Hey, I could take him.

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No, Static could take him.

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Virgil, if he wants to
keep his identity secret

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will stick with sniveling
and running away.

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You know, you're not
exactly helping me

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with my self-esteem.

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Hey, I do the best I can
with what I got to work with.

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[instrumental music]

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[police radio chattering]

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Bang Baby.

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Maybe we should call

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the metahuman containment team.

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Rojas, I've been on this beat

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since you were in kindergarten.

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I say when to call for backup.

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[Packard groans]

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(Rojas)
'Packard?'

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[growling]

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[shatter]

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[alarm bell ringing]

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[shrieking]

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[glass shattering]

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Call...for backup.

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Incoming.

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Burger Fool burrito?

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I told you,
Sharon isn't cooking.

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Hm...yum.

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"Contains the minimum
daily requirement

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of cardboard."

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Eat up, it's a good
source of roughage.

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Hey, hit the sound.

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Last night he was
taken to a hospital

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where a spokeswoman announced

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that Officer Packard
is in fair condition.

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Meanwhile, investigators report

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that nothing was missing
from the warehouse.

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Hey, Officer Packard
was the cop

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who busted Marcus last time.

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Rich, I realize that
you're smart and all

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but how do you know that?

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I looked it up
on my new crime database

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computer index.

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Oh, wait, hold up!

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What crime database
computer index?

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I cross-indexed
all newspaper crime reports

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from the last 20 years.

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About 852 million items in all.

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And it really works?

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[scoffs]
Would you ask Batman
that question?

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No, but he's a famous
caped crusader

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with his own Batmobile
and Batplane.

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You are a sophomore
with a pocket protector.

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Here's my point.

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The police say the intruder
didn't take anything.

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Therefore, that was no robbery.

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That was an ambush,
and Packard was the target.

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You think Marcus
is that Bang Baby?

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Well, this did happen

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right after Marcus got
out of juvenile hall.

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(female reporter)
'We now take you live
to the sports arena'

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'current home
of the Dakota auto show.'

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'Reports indicate that
an unidentified metahuman'

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'is rampaging
through the building.'

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Uh-oh.

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[upbeat music]

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Gee, I was hoping
I'd get to see

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the auto show this year.

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Yeah, the perimeter's set,
we're going in. Hold on.

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Static, glad you're here.
Who's your friend?

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- Uh, this is..
- Gear's my name.

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Technology is my game.

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Please, take a card. Backpack.

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Uh...thanks.

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What's the situation?

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The arena was unoccupied
when that thing busted in.

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Lucky for us the car show
doesn't open for another hour.

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[growling]

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Better make that two hours.

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We'll find that Bang Baby faster
if we split up.

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Great idea. I got dibs
on the foreign sports cars.

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You take the SUVs.

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SUVs? What am I, a soccer mom?

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Uh-oh. Looks like we're after
one big crash-test dummy.

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- Yo, Gear, see anything?
- Not yet.

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(Static)
'Well, from what I've seen
this one's gonna be a handful.'

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'Stay sharp.'

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Relax, dude,
I am totally focused.

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[sighs]
They have got the proton
exchange ratios all wrong.

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If they just apply
the law of thermodynamics

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to the squared inverse
of the positron sequence

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then...aah!

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[growling]

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Deal with this, creepoid!

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[growling]

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Gotta go. Bye.

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[rap music]

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Gear, take cover. I got it.

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[growling]

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Okay, plan B.

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zap zap zap

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[growling]

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If this keeps up,
I'm gonna run out of letters.

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[grunts]

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Static!

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Unh!

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[crashes]

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zap zap zap

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[car alarm blaring]

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Aah!

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[creaking]

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Static, don't move.
I'll get you out of there.

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[grunts]
Though it may take a while.

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Huh?

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[rumbling]

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Whoa!

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zap zap zap

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- Where's the beastie?
- I don't know.

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That car alarm went off

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and then it turned
and bolted out of here.

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Must have known I was coming.

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[upbeat music]

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- Which way did it go?
- It?

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It...the Bang Baby.

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You know, about 12 feet tall

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big teeth and claws.

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We didn't see a thing

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What? Something that big
can't just disappear.

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Unless it didn't stay big.

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(Marcus)
'If I get kicked out
of Dakota High'

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'a judge gonna
pull my probation.'

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I'm trying to stay cool,
but it's hard.

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I mean, just yesterday,
some kid starts trippin'

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and dissin' me, makin' jokes.

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Hey, I can relate,
I got a brother like that.

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People see me,
they just think I'm a gangster.

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Maybe that's all I am.

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Okay, then,
you may as well give up.

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Hey, you're my counselor

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you're supposed to be
down with me.

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I am down with you, Marcus

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but if you buy into
that gangster label

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you only confirm
other people's preconceptions.

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You defeat yourself.

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Yo, I didn't come up easy.

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I know, and I'm sorry,
but that's in the past.

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'You gotta be responsible
for your own actions.'

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Marcus, you have
a lot of potential.

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You can choose to use it

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or you can throw it all away.

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[rap music]

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Big news, Marcus had a job
lined up at the auto show

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only his bad attitude
got him fired.

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Wow, this guy's really
clockin' the payback hours.

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Oh, wait, there's more

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he also used to
have a girlfriend

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but that is definitely
in the past tense.

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Which database
did you get that 4-1-1 from?

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Uh, I just hung around
the girls' tables at lunch.

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You would not believe
the way they talk.

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- Hi. Tamara Lawrence?
- Mm-hm.

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Did you used to date
Marcus Reed?

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Why, you writing his biography?

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Uh-uh, he's been sweatin' me.

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Yeah, I used to go with him.

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And if I were you
I'd be real careful.

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'Marcus has a nasty temper.'

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And since that blowup
at the docks, hmph

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he's been real bad.

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You mean after the Big Bang?

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Right, after that,
if we had a fight

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he'd totally lose it.

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He'd get so mad,
he'd just bust the door down

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and run out and I wouldn't
see him again for hours.

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That's why I broke up with him.

261
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,842
[car engine stalling]

262
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,176
Thanks for your help.

263
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,971
- Hey, babe.
- Turn it down, Deion.

264
00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:20,681
You know my ears are sensitive.

265
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,185
No prob.

266
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,478
[tires screeching]

267
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:31,400
[dramatic music]

268
00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:37,239
[rap music]

269
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,873
♪ I'm gonna get the party
crackin' in time ♪

270
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,126
♪ I will never have
to wait in line.. ♪

271
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,170
[music continues]

272
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,506
crash

273
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,924
What? Huh?

274
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,968
[growling]

275
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,181
Aah!

276
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,725
[dramatic music]

277
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,354
That thing trashed my ride.

278
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:12,191
I got a $6000 sound system
in there.

279
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,152
Well, maybe it's not feelin'
your taste in music.

280
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,196
[intense music]

281
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,324
Uhh!

282
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:22,367
zap zap zap

283
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,164
[growling]

284
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,795
[screaming]

285
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,009
[growling]

286
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,844
slam

287
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,388
zap

288
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,474
Anyone get the number
of that bus stop?

289
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,062
Yo, this monster disappears
faster than front-row tickets

290
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,022
to a Little Romeo concert.

291
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,065
[grunts]

292
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,108
[rap music]

293
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,572
It's got to be him, Rich,
there's no other explanation.

294
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,200
Okay, then I think it's time
for Static and Gear

295
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,535
to bring him in.

296
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,578
Uh-uh-uh, no, we need proof.

297
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,330
We have to definitely
link Marcus

298
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,665
to all those attacks.

299
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,084
You know, Tamara said
Marcus had a bad temper.

300
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,752
Maybe that's the key.

301
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,505
He was mad at Officer Packard
for arresting him.

302
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,549
He was mad at the auto show
for firing him.

303
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,884
He was mad at Tamara
having a new boyfriend.

304
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,177
There's your formula.

305
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:24,638
Marcus plus mad equals monster.

306
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,099
If you want to make him
do the old presto change-o

307
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,267
you gotta get him angry.

308
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,851
Well, that won't be hard for me.

309
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,020
Sharon always says when it
comes to irritating people

310
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,730
'I'm the best there is.'

311
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,652
[instrumental music]

312
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,451
Hey.

313
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,581
Hey.

314
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,792
Yo, Tamara, sorry to hear about
your new boyfriend's car.

315
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,460
Yeah, he was, too

316
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:59,131
but he's more upset about losing
that loud sound system of his.

317
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,799
You know, I was thinking.

318
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,051
Hey, maybe Marcus is the monster

319
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,804
'but then I figured,
nah, it couldn't be.'

320
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,514
'Marcus isn't that pretty.'

321
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,891
[laughter]

322
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,145
On the other hand,
he's almost tall enough

323
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,022
and he's definitely fat enough

324
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,024
'and he sure looks dumb enough.'

325
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,525
So, I say..

326
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,152
What's with you, fool?

327
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,070
It's bad enough
you bug me in school

328
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,239
but now you're messin'
with me in my hood.

329
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:25,824
Yeah, that's right.

330
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,909
What are you gonna
do about it, punk?

331
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,954
I'm gonna knock you
into a whole new zip code.

332
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,833
[rap music]

333
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,294
- Aah!
- Huh!

334
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,880
Man, how mad does
he have to get.

335
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,469
Look, it's J. Lo.

336
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,555
- Huh?
- Where at?

337
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,682
Yo, dawg...you goin' down.

338
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,353
♪ Wanna go clip for clip ♪

339
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,605
♪ Wanna go whip for whip ♪

340
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,024
♪ Wanna go fifth for fifth ♪

341
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,652
♪ Dough for dough
dough for dough ♪

342
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:04,029
♪ Wanna go toe to toe ♪

343
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,323
♪ Wanna go slow to slow ♪

344
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,659
♪ Wanna go dough for dough ♪

345
00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,331
[creaking]

346
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,043
[cell phone rings]

347
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,420
- Shh!
- V, you won't believe this.

348
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,547
Your sister
is Marcus' counselor.

349
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,424
Well, she's doing a lousy job.

350
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,677
Listen, Marcus
can't be the creature.

351
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,428
He was here at the center
with Sharon

352
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,139
right when we were fighting
that thing at the auto show.

353
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,392
What? Oh, man.

354
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,227
Too late, I got Marcus so mad

355
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,479
he wants to turn my face
into a Picasso.

356
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,939
(Rich)
'Well, if he catches you'

357
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,357
'at least you know
you can zap him.'

358
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,359
Oh, sure, and give away
my secret identity.

359
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,903
Now there's a plan..

360
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,364
[growling]

361
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,076
Um, Richie, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

362
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,411
[snarling]

363
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,787
Aah!

364
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,248
[growling]

365
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,833
[roaring]

366
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,960
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

367
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,463
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

368
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,426
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

369
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,219
♪ Can't leave it alone ♪

370
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,221
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

371
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,265
♪ Can't shake it off
can't break it off ♪

372
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,267
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

373
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,185
[grunting]

374
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,062
♪ Can't fight the power ♪

375
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,981
♪ Can't shake it off
can't break it off ♪

376
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,858
♪ Can't fake it off ♪

377
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:26,319
[whispering]
Rich, I'm back
and I got big ugly chasing me.

378
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,822
Well, if it's not Marcus
then why is he chasing you?

379
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,449
I don't know, man.

380
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:32,534
[growling]

381
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,786
Weird, everyone Marcus
has a grudge against

382
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,998
the monster goes after,
maybe Marcus controls it.

383
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:42,210
Or maybe the monster wants
everyone to think it's Marcus.

384
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,712
Maybe it's framing him.

385
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,339
Aah! Uhh!

386
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,426
[instrumental music]

387
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,600
Aah!

388
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520
[growling]

389
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,566
(Virgil)
Whoa!

390
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,986
Aah!

391
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,321
slam

392
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,325
[groans]

393
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,996
[monster growling]

394
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,666
[gasps]

395
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,463
[monster chuckles]

396
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,256
So, why aren't you
going after him?

397
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,717
Marcus ain't
good enough for you?

398
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,927
zap

399
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,011
[screeches]

400
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,471
I'm onto you, dawg.

401
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,348
Or should I say girlfriend?

402
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:38,725
- What you talkin' about?
- 'Check it, Marcus.'

403
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,435
Creature feature wants you
to take the blame

404
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,103
for all the damage it created.

405
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,396
What for?

406
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,565
Maybe 'cause you
broke up with her.

407
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,028
Aah!

408
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,364
Tamara?

409
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,283
- That's right, sweetie.
- But how..

410
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,869
Remember the night
you broke up with me?

411
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,038
I went to the docks
looking for you

412
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,706
hoping to get you back.

413
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,375
'You weren't there.'

414
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,210
So the Big Bang got you.

415
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,254
Yeah...but not you.

416
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:11,633
You walked away clean
from me and everything else.

417
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,052
So you're blaming me
for what happened?

418
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:17,722
Oh, yeah, before,
only my heart was hurting

419
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,058
now everything hurts.

420
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,562
I try to control it,
but you've got no idea

421
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:26,523
what it's like to live
with a monster inside of you.

422
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:30,110
- What are you gonna do?
- What do you think?

423
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,862
I think it's time
you started singing

424
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,197
a different tune, homegirl.

425
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,032
Aah!

426
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,743
[growling]

427
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,495
These won't hold me long.

428
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,913
Won't have to.

429
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,373
If you're gonna sing
then what you need

430
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,041
is a backup band

431
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,794
just the thing for you
and your sensitive ears.

432
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,049
[instrumental music]

433
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,348
Uhh! Aah!

434
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:02,017
Too loud!

435
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,728
Say what? You want me
to pump up the volume?

436
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,563
No problem.

437
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,607
[music continues]

438
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,444
[growling]

439
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,824
Sorry I had to do that
but jail will be a lot quieter.

440
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,660
[groans]

441
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,460
(male #1)
This is how we found the scene.

442
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,086
Somebody's gotta move that back.

443
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,130
Don't ask me who.

444
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,175
[police radio chatters]

445
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:38,720
First time I ever..

446
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,804
Yo, Rich, we were trippin'

447
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,306
going after the wrong guy.

448
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,557
You got that right.

449
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,643
From now on, we have to be
sure of our facts.

450
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,977
Don't assume anything.

451
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,604
Never judge a book
by its cover.

452
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,731
- And most importantly..
- Yeah?

453
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,982
Bring earplugs.

454
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,317
Oh, my ears are still ringing

455
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,568
from that wall of sound.

456
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,445
- Right.
- What?

457
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,821
[yelling]
I said right!

458
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,323
Ow! Okay.

459
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,116
Tamara said I don't know
what it's like

460
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,911
to have a monster
living inside me.

461
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,204
She's wrong.

462
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,790
The difference is
you can tame your monster.

463
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:09,876
You can even make it go away,
it's up to you.

464
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,005
Listen, Marcus,
I'd just like to say

465
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,507
I'm sorry for dissin' you.

466
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,176
Well, I should hope so.

467
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,053
We cool?

468
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,346
Well, uh..

469
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,224
...since you are
Sharon's brother.

470
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,725
Heh, who would have thought

471
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,519
for once it pays to be
related to you.

472
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,270
What did I tell you
about your insults?

473
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,772
I've had it. Come here.

474
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,732
Uh, Sharon,
I would like to remind you

475
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,025
that there are police around.

476
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,860
No jury would convict me.

477
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,237
You got any suggestions?

478
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,614
- You could run.
- Ooh, good idea.

479
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,700
Aah! Aah! Oh, stop! Aah!

480
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,787
[theme music]