♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Let 'em know ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Let 'em know ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Go go ♪
♪ Come on go ♪
♪ Go go go go go ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Hero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪
Woo-hoo.
- Ooh! Ah! - See that?
- Static's the man! - All that and a bag of chips.
Thank you, thank you.
But wait till you peep this out.
Huh?
zap
Static, you alright?
Rubber Band Man, watch where you're going.
I was. Can't say the same for you, Mr. Handstand Man.
I was in complete control up there, Sir Stretch-A-Lot.
By the way, I'm patrolling this part of town.
Patrolling or showing off?
Hey, I'll patrol my way. You..
We'll finish this later.
Hey, this is my jurisdiction!
My two favorite things.
Play toys and real money!
Hold up, junior.
Steal your own. Huh?
A little shopping between jail terms, Shiv?
I'm just a sucker for a good sale.
♪ Watch it get outta my way outta my way ♪
♪ Outta my way ♪
♪ Move it move it move it ♪
It's the Ninja Bot 3000!
The toy for geeks with Big Bang.
♪ Move it move it move it ♪
Oh, you think you can take me?
Hiyah!
I gotta get one of these.
Showboating again?
Don't get bent out of shape, R.B.
I put Shiv down. What's the problem?
Somebody could've gotten hurt.
The secret word for today is fun.
Why don't you go have some?
- Sit tight, chuckles. - Huh?
'And their combined efforts foiled Shiv's robbery attempt'
and sent him back to prison.
Once again, Static and Rubber Band Man
are shaping up as an unbeatable team.
And in the process, making Dakota a safer place to live.
Live from Toyz-A-Palooza, I'm Shelly Sandoval..
- Hey! What the? - Eh, it's just her.
Gee, Puff, you could've just changed the channel.
I hate those two superbums.
We try to go legit with our bounty hunting business
but they mess things up for us.
Now, everybody thinks we're the criminals.
Uh, we are criminals.
No. We're just financing our future, that's all.
And there's our financial advisor right on time.
Hey, Dante.
Do you have to do that?
So jumpy. Relax.
I don't burn...much. Talk to me.
Uh, armored car shows up every night at 7:15.
You just need to be on-site before then.
Only a skeleton crew workin' the lobby, too.
- An easy mark, except for.. - What?
Well, that's prime Static territory.
What if he shows up?
Let him. And his bouncy buddy, too.
This time, they'll both be dust in the wind.
'In summation, not only has the presence of metahumans'
benefitted Dakota in certain ways
it has actually increased tourism.
In fact, if they were here
I'm sure the tourism board would join me
in a rousing "Go, Big Bang, go Big Bang, go!
Go, Big Bang, go Big Bang, go!"
That's the end. You can applaud now.
Wow!
- That was, uh, something. - Hmm.
That's what an "A" in public speaking sounds like.
Even better the second time.
You just gave long-winded a whole new meaning. Good job.
Admit it, Sharon, all those big words
kinda threw you, didn't they?
- Hello? - Hey, Virgil, what's up?
Just sharin' my "A" project with my peeps.
- Hey, do you wanna-- - I feel like celebratin'.
How about we catch the new Sandler movie tonight? On me.
- I guess, but-- - Cool. See you then. Bye.
Okay?
Hey, V, we were gonna hit that new air and space exhibit.
Oh, that's right. Eh.
The flick's a way cooler plan anyway.
Thanks, V.
Don't be like that, Rich.
You can catch the movie with Daisy and me.
Yeah, there may not be enough seats
for me and your ego.
Do you believe him?
What?
'So don't just assume I'm going to drop everything for you.'
- 'Yeah, but--' - 'Lucky for you.'
I called to ask you about the same movie.
- Yeah, but-- - And another thing.
Don't ever hang up on me again. Understand?
- Yeah, but-- - Yeah, but what?
I've already apologized, Daisy.
Why you still reading me?
It's not just yesterday, Virgil.
You've had this attitude for a while now.
Hey, things have been going well for me lately.
I'm just expressin' my confidence, that's all.
Well, I like you better when you're humble.
- Virgil? - Uh..
Why don't you find us some seats and I'll get the snacks?
Okay.
Hope there's lots of previews.
The lobby's empty. Come on!
Tickets. Huh!
At $9 a shot, that's a rip-off.
Speaking of which..
crash
Easy on the butter, Blueboy.
Hoped you'd show up.
Somebody could use a breath mint.
I call them Puff Darts? You like?
Uh, no.
Hey, look! It's him!
Static?
Hey, people, you're just in time for the real show.
Have some popcorn...on you.
Show's over, Static.
pew pew pew
Whoa.
Daisy!
Let's get outta here!
Wake up, Daisy. Wake up!
Is she alright?
'Paging Dr. Becker. Paging Dr. Becker.'
Every head trauma case is different, Mr. Watkins.
You can't predict it. She could wake up today, tomorrow..
What if she doesn't?
'What if she stays this way?'
Let's get that thought out of our minds.
Our Daisy is going to wake up.
She will.
'She has to.'
Mrs. Watkins?
Virgil.
They told me I could come in, but--
It's okay. Daisy could use every friend she has, right now.
I was in the restroom when it happened.
I...I'm sorry.
This wasn't your fault, Virgil.
vroom
boom
Virgil. Virg.
I could see the light show all the way from my crib, bro.
Come on, V, if you keep this up
people are gonna figure out your secret, man.
Hey.
Leave me alone.
I'm your friend, V.
We gotta talk about this.
Virgil!
Come on, baby bro.
Diss my food, call me a spongehead.
Say something.
Daisy's gonna be okay, Virgil.
The doctor said it was a good thing
Static got her to the hospital so fast.
That's the only thing he's done right lately.
Adam!
I forgot, boo. No Static-bashing in your house.
So we finally get a tip on where Puff and her partner hang out
but it was a dead end.
Let me guess. Nobody home.
Everybody down there had zipped lips.
- Down there where? - Some pool hall.
Down by the dockyards. Teenage hangout.
- I know that place. - Wait a minute, Adam.
Don't even think about pulling some vigilante stunt.
With all due respect, ma'am, I'm one of the good guys, now.
I just don't want this investigation
jeopardized in any way.
Okay, you two. Settle down.
Wha..
Puff and Onyx. I'm lookin' for 'em.
I'm only gonna ask once. Has anybody seen them?
Huh? Uh-un.
♪ Wanna play rough let's play ♪
♪ You wanna hang tough okay ♪
♪ You wanna play rough let's play ♪
♪ You wanna hang tough tough okay ♪
Yo. No superfreaks allowed.
Puff, Onyx. Where are they?
Where are they?
♪ Let's play ♪
♪ Let's play okay ♪
Get outta my way!
You're out of control, man. Cool out.
I said move!
I'm tryin' to be patient with you, brother.
♪ You wanna play rough let's play ♪
♪ You wanna play rough let's play let's play ♪
♪ Okay let's play let's play ♪
♪ Wanna hang tough let's play ♪
Why are you fightin' me? I gotta find Puff.
You know this isn't the way, Static.
Hey, Puff got that girl hurt. Bad.
Not exactly the way I heard it.
Instead of handling business, you were showing off again.
That's how she got hurt. You're as much to blame as Puff.
I know.
Puff! Onyx!
He brought that place down, Puff!
Lookin' for you two. I'm tellin' you.
He ain't playin' around this time.
Doesn't seem like Static's style.
He almost took me out! Word is born, Onyx.
Maybe we should keep layin' low until Static calms down.
Exactly not what we're gonna do.
The madder he gets, the sloppier he gets, right?
Yeah.
Then let's make him really hot around the collar.
'Don't know if you can hear me.'
I-I hope you can.
I'm so sorry, Daisy. I'm so sorry.
I don't know why I act the way I do sometimes.
I guess I wanna tell people I'm Static so badly.
Especially you.
I wanna scream it from the rooftops.
So when Puff and Onyx showed up
all I wanted was to impress you.
Right then, nothing else mattered.
Not even your safety.
Please wake up, Daisy.
Please forgive me.
I'm sure she does, bro.
Rich, I..
It's alright, man. We're cool.
Seeing her like that, I-I feel powerless.
You gotta stop beating yourself up, V.
What happened to Daisy is like one of those things
that no one can predict or control.
All you can do is wait and see.
And keep the faith, huh?
That'll help, too.
Whoa!
Whoa.
screech
Aah!
clank
Wow, look at that! Come on!
- What's she doing? - She's calling me.
V. V!
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Let 'em know ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Let 'em know ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪
I can do this all day, Static.
Use your head, bro.
Ha!
Finally. Tag, you're it.
zap
Do it! Now!
Hiyah!
We brought the house down, partner.
Better than a hard hat any day.
This is between you and me.
Let's take this someplace where nobody can get hurt.
That's the trouble with you good guys.
Too soft.
Saddle up, Onyx. We're out.
Hey, Stretchy. They went that-a-way.
boing boing boing
Everybody okay?
We did it. We lost him.
Congratulations.
You don't look happy to see me.
Turn him into a pretzel!
Your turn, Puff Mommy.
This will really blow you away.
Too through with you, Static.
Feeling's mutual, Vapor-Girl.
And, by the way, do somethin' about that breath of yours.
Phew!
I hope you were thirsty.
"With a cool head and a timely assist from Rubber Band Man
Static stopped Puff and Onyx's reckless rush hour rampage."
Ha ha! You've got your groove back.
Yeah, I guess.
Hello?
What? She what?
- When? - Daisy?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Check out the flowers the Hawkins family sent.
Oh, they're lovely, honey.
'Just like my baby.'
Huh?
This must be for you, Daisy.
♪ Oh it's gettin' harder every day ♪
♪ Hmm ♪
♪ And I can't take this pain ♪
♪ Oh stop playin' with my emotions ♪
♪ I thought I could be so laid back about it ♪
♪ But everywhere I'm on the lookout for you ♪
♪ I'm looking around.. ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Hero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪