crackle
♪ Fire fire fire fire fire fire ♪
♪ You can try to stop me ♪
♪ I'll leave you to char ♪
♪ No matter what you try ♪
♪ I'll fight for my rights ♪
♪ The weapon I will choose ♪
♪ I'll fight and I'll bite ♪
♪ I'm not afraid of you ♪
What are you staring at?
boom
- Look out! - Call for backup!
Ooh. Now, this is really hot.
I thought that sounded like you, Ebon.
Wanna steal some wheels? Go ahead.
But these are mine.
Aah!
Uhh.
You're not Ebon. You're some kind of freak.
Hey, I can't ignite.
No, but I can.
Aah!
Where am I?
A jail cell, dear boy.
You should feel right at home.
Ebon? What are you doing here?
He took my powers too, chump.
- What are you? - The Leech.
Because I can suck the powers
out of other metahumans.
And once I collect all you bang babies
I'm going to be unstoppable.
A mega metahuman.
So, if you'll excuse me, time to find
some more suckees, suckers.
♪ Fight the criminal's chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin'? ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I've got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted this superhero gifted ♪
♪ The bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
Yo, as the top producer in Hollywood
I could be working with all the big-name acts.
So, who do I choose?
The biggest of them all.
You, Little Romeo.
We'll do concerts, TV, movies
all produced by yours truly
Bernie Rast!
Wait till you hear what I have planned.
It's Lil' Romeo, and how can you plan anything
when we don't have a contract yet?
My word is my contract. Ask anybody.
- I have. - Oh.
Yeah!
But, listen, I've got the perfect way
for you to connect with your fans.
To show them that you're a regular dude.
They already know that.
Right, right. My bad.
Anyway, it's like this.
- I held a contest. - You what?
And these two girls won the chance
to direct your next video.
Look, I'm sure they're cool and all
but I don't have time to do some girls' home movie.
I pass.
Wait, wait, wait, w-wait.
Guess who these girls guarantee
they can get to be in the video with you?
- Who? - Only you favorite superhero.
- Static? - Word.
We could even get you your own Static costume.
For real?
If I ask him to, it's done, baby.
Static and me, we did a big show together
and so we tight, you know what I'm saying?
It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
Okay, Mr. Rast. If you really got Static, you got a deal.
Trust me. I've got Static.
What?
We didn't mean to promise we could get Static.
It just kind of came out that way
when we filled out the contest entry form.
Uh, who did you make that promise to?
The guy who ran the contest, he's the biggest, greatest
most successful, Hollywood producer ever.
Bernie Rast!
Bernie Rast?
Pretty cool, huh?
I'm gonna put up a bunch of flyers.
Maybe Static'll see one of them and contact us. See you later.
That show we did with Rast was a disaster.
I'm not going near that guy.
Yeah, but you're not gonna leave
Frieda and Daisy hanging are you?
Look, they got themselves into this.
They can get themselves out.
There's no way I'm gonna be in that video. Ever!
It's so good to see you again, Mr. Static.
Now, hold still.
You know, I admire a brother who sticks to his principles.
You wouldn't happen to see one around, would you?
'There you are!'
Thank you so much for doing this!
Maybe this isn't gonna be so bad after all.
'Yo, Stat man!'
Then again.
You look fabulous!
Been working out? Yeah, how's it going, Gizmo?
My name is Gear.
Yeah, yeah. Love the new name.
Alright! Lil' Romeo's here!
Sweet ride.
I bet it comes with its own zip code.
Lil' Romeo, babe how you doing?
Yo, Static!
Man, I'm like your biggest fan. You, too, Gear.
- Back at you. - Double back at you.
Romeo, meet Daisy and Frieda, your directors.
We're so excited! But in a very professional way!
Yes. First we thought we'd block out the master shot.
Then do closeups. Then break for the dolly setup.
Cool, cool. But when do I get to put on my Static costume?
Static costume?
Oh, I forgot to mention that, didn't I?
Heh-heh.
Now, this is what I call stylin'.
♪ Feelin' Richie Rich play ♪
♪ If you get the girls screamin' every day ♪
Actually, that costume's kind of cute on him.
♪ Knowing it knowing it knowing it knowing it ♪
♪ I'm the youngest soilder ♪
♪ I got the game fitted the new no limit ♪
♪ Game time kid from the romie rome homie ♪
Can you feel it?
Uh-oh.
Cut! Cut!
Sorry. Backpack's picked up a metahuman alert.
Cool!
This'll have to wait. There's trouble somewhere!
Yeah, like in my schedule!
- 'Somebody help!' - 'Help!'
'Drop those jewels, Talon!'
How about if I drop you two instead?
Ooh.
Ebon? Why are you..
Hey, you're not Ebon.
No, my dear. My charms far exceed his.
See? I always leave the ladies weak in the knees.
'Yo, skull head! Put her down.'
Not a chance.
But I wouldn't want to leave you empty-handed.
Catch!
Gah!
Next time, Static, It's your turn. Tata!
♪ Static and Rome we down all the way ♪
♪ Playin' it straight 'cause crime never pays ♪
♪ Static and Rome we down all the way ♪
♪ Playin' it straight 'cause crime never pays okay ♪
And...cut!
Lookin' good, Romeo.
Careful you don't put me out of a job.
I almost could, huh? Heh.
Check out the special effects in my costume.
'Sweet!'
Now, it's my turn.
Wow. It must be awesome to have all that power.
It's, like, unlimited.
Not unlimited.
♪ Come on come on power ♪
♪ This here gonna last till dawn ♪
♪ If you're not Michael Jackson stay off the wall ♪
♪ Just throw your hands high in the air ♪
'If I get soaked with water'
I short out just like this light bulb. See?
Has that ever happened?
Oh, yeah. Right in the middle of a beat-down.
What'd you do?
I used my head to figure out
some way to recharge myself.
Sometimes this is the most reliable superpower of them all.
'Yo, Denzel!'
What up?
They got those cheese dingles you like.
- On my way. - Tight communicator.
It's called the shock vox.
Here. You can borrow it now your costume's really authentic.
Thanks.
♪ When you know ♪
♪ Whoa whoa ♪
So we start on you flying over the ferris wheel
and we tilt down to Lil' Romeo on the stage
then you land next to him and sing along.
Got it.
Okay, this is a run-through.
And action!
♪ Static and Rome we down all the way ♪
♪ Playin' it straight 'cause crime never pays ♪
♪ Static and Rome down all the way ♪
♪ Playin' it straight 'cause crime never pays okay ♪
Hey!
Everybody, clear out!
I told you I'd come back for you.
'Hey, let me go, you freak!'
Uhh.
- Static, this is terrible! - What do you mean?
- Nobody cued me! - She's not talking about you.
Lil' Romeo's just been kidnapped.
Let go, you weirdo! Uhh! Uhh!
I don't understand.
I should have leeched your powers by now.
That's 'cause I don't have any powers, fool!
Uhh!
Hey, look. It's Lil' Romeo!
Ha! You grabbed the wrong hero, zero!
- Rrr! - Back off!
Mess with me and you'll have to mess with my posse!
Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang?
Street gang? Dawg, I'm talking about my lawyers.
'Romeo, you read me? Pick up, man.'
Static.
Listen up, sucker dude, let Romeo go.
I'll tell you what we'll make a trade.
You get Lil' Romeo, and I get you.
Deal. Where and when?
'The north side of the park in a half hour and come alone.'
Otherwise, Lil' Romeo's last album
will really be his last album.
So, uh, while you're waiting
think I could have your autograph?
Hey, it's for my sister, okay?
Okay, Leech, here I am, show yourself.
♪ Bring it ♪
♪ Heres another one guess who's back the best on west ♪
♪ The when it when it comes to spitting heat on tracks ♪
♪ I treat you like you wanna be treated ♪
♪ Can't be defeated y'all haters need to act like ♪
- Chill out! - Aah!
- I'll get you! - No!
Stay away! It's a trick.
- Ha! - Uhh!
I cut the break line, Static. Better hurry.
Whoa! Ohh!
♪ Twins 'cause they come in twos ♪
♪ Yo bring it you can't walk in my shoes ♪
Aah!
♪ Have no fear the winnie is here ♪
♪ You been waiting for him to return all year ♪
♪ So bring it y'all ain't ready for this ♪
♪ I'm back another radio hit ♪
♪ So bring it still holdin' it down top of the town ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' gonna stop me now ♪
♪ So bring it I came a long way ♪
♪ Trust me I'm here to stay ♪
♪ So bring it I've paid my dues ♪
♪ Y'all confused I will not lose ♪
♪ Bring it ♪
Unh! Uhh!
♪ Ready y'all I'm sharp as a machete y'all ♪
♪ Still ball but my flow so steady y'all ♪
♪ Every one of my chains is so heavy y'all ♪
♪ The new no limit that be the label y'all ♪
That's the last time I ride a roller coaster.
- Surprise! - Aah! Aah!
Let's see you rap about this.
Static!
Ow!
Don't strain yourself.
Now, you're just like the rest of my collection. Powerless.
For once, I really wish you could help us, hero.
Uhh. My powers.. Uhh. Uhh.
My wings. They're growing back!
Uhh!
So that's why we're here.
You can't hold on to anybody's powers, can you?
That's right, so make yourself comfy.
You'll be here for a long time.
It happened right over there.
I can't get Robin?
Hey, what about the kid in the tights?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The green one.
I can send a limo right now!
If only I could have done something.
Don't worry. Gear'll find Static.
How many empty jails can there be in this city?
Did you see anything else at the jail that might help?
No. I told you everything.
It was just a jail.
Wait, wait, wait. Hang on.
Leech punched the wall, but it wasn't made of brick.
I think it was fake, just like in the movies.
This is the oldest movie studio in Dakota.
Now, it's just used for storage.
Max, take the ladies to the nearest police station.
I wanna check this place out.
No! Your fans would kill us, if anything happened to you.
Not to mention our producer.
Okay, I promise not to go in
till you get back with the police.
Now, these are what I call powers!
♪ The motive is money the mission filled with danger ♪
♪ No money in your pocket.. ♪
It's definitely the right place.
♪ The food chain war made my crew hardcore ♪
♪ You know a thug gotta get paid and all ♪
♪ Step in the place bangin' the bass ♪
♪ Whoever get in my face I'll make retire like maze unh ♪
Unh! Huh!
♪ I'm in a race against the clock ♪
♪ Race against the clock.. ♪
Static? Static?
'Yo, Static!'
- Do you hear that? - It's Lil' Romeo.
- Romeo! - Hey! Over here!
- We're down here! - Come on, man.
- 'Romeo!' - 'Romeo!'
Over here!
Static!
Rapper to the rescue.
Don't worry. I'll get you out of here.
You got to get us all out of here.
Talk about the Midas touch.
''Hey, Leech.'
Aah!
Unh! Unhh!
Poor boy.
I'd steal your powers too, but they appear to be
the kind you could buy at a hardware store.
beep
rizz
Come on, the door's over here.
It's him!
Keep going.
All this work has made me a little hungry for power!
Hey!
Tell the head sucker we said adios.
That'll teach you not to give me an autograph!
What do we do?
If those cables are hot I might be able to recharge.
Better hurry.
boom
How did they escape?
Maybe they haven't.
Aaah!
This is the part where you run.
But you don't have enough juice.
Let me worry about that.
♪ You want beef bring it yeah we got beef bring it ♪
♪ You wanna start somethin' bring it ♪
♪ You want beef bring it yeah we got beef bring it ♪
♪ You want trouble bring it you got trouble bring it ♪
♪ Cats want beef they beg for grief ♪
♪ Gets no relief bust through your teeth ♪
♪ Rappers think the rest bought 'em ♪
There's gotta be something I could use on that fool.
♪ So you can't get with us ♪
♪ Ashes to ashes dust to dust ♪
♪ Led the lead bus one two three by the world's sickest ♪
♪ That be me takin' notes.. ♪
Aah!
All tapped out aren't you, Static?
And you're gonna stay that way.
I'll just use your powers to trap the others again.
You're out of your league, kid.
Yeah? Well, you're all washed-up.
You stole Static's power, but you got his weakness too.
Aah!
That was pretty slick setting off the sprinklers like that.
Well, I just did like you said.
I used that superpower we all have, up here.
We'll take him downtown with the others.
'Yo, bro, they're easier to catch'
when they don't have their powers.
Good work, my man.
Guess the show's over for them, too.
Yeah. Like they say, "Cut, print, and that's a wrap."