1 00:00:01,711 --> 00:00:03,045 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:05,465 --> 00:00:07,216 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,135 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 4 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪ 5 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:12,638 ♪ A Superhero ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 6 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:14,474 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a Superhero ♪ 7 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:16,017 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 8 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,060 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 9 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:20,646 ♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 10 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ Go go come on go ♪ 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,612 ♪ Go go go go go ♪ 12 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:31,866 [upbeat music] 13 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,684 [bell rings] 14 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,603 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ A superhero ♪ 15 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:03,689 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 16 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,486 [indistinct chattering] 17 00:01:09,529 --> 00:01:11,697 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ 18 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:14,408 Come on, oh, almost had it. 19 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,702 Hey! You break it, you buy it. 20 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:17,912 Sorry, Virgil. 21 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,872 But it stopped just as I was gonna gobble up 22 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:21,207 the Golden Globe ball. 23 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:22,208 Let me take a look. 24 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,626 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ 25 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:24,836 ♪ Party all night ♪ 26 00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:27,046 ♪ Until the break of dawn ♪ 27 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,714 Man, this thing's been patched up 28 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,299 more than a turkey day balloon. 29 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,385 [electricity crackling] 30 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:34,846 - Hey! - You did it. Cool! 31 00:01:34,846 --> 00:01:37,390 What can I say? I got the magic touch. 32 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:39,934 [machine whirring] 33 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,270 Hey, pops. 34 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,189 But the center was counting on that grant. 35 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:49,068 I know times are tight, but so is our budget. 36 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,487 Uh, I understand. 37 00:01:51,571 --> 00:01:52,738 Goodbye. 38 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,784 What's going on, son? 39 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:58,703 I'm leaving for Career Day, pops. 40 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,621 Have a good time. 41 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,832 About that call, you okay? 42 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:04,250 Don't worry about that. 43 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,793 The center will pull through. 44 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:08,087 - We always do. - You sure? 45 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,089 Because if the center needs a loan.. 46 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,507 [instrumental music] 47 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:13,426 The line forms behind me. 48 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,052 Hmm. 49 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,470 [instrumental music] 50 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:17,805 (Virgil) 'Alva Industries.' 51 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,515 'If I knew they were taking us here, Rich.' 52 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:22,685 'I would have signed up for careers in fast food service.' 53 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,271 I had one of my first big throw downs in this place. 54 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,189 Yeah, against the very same dude 55 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:28,858 whose name's on this building. 56 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,776 How trippy is that? 57 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,194 This is level seven. 58 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,697 Advanced Cybernetics Division. 59 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:37,199 Alva Industries scours the world for the best 60 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,368 and brightest young scientific minds. 61 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,245 Who knows, maybe some of you will 62 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,164 join the Alva team one day. 63 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,290 You are free to look around. 64 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,126 But please don't touch anything. 65 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:50,087 Wow, Alva may be a world class jerk 66 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,423 but, man, check out this hardware. 67 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,966 It is impressive. 68 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,510 True, but how much you wanna bet they're more cons 69 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:57,887 than pros in this place. 70 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,348 [instrumental music] 71 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:01,807 I rest my case. 72 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:04,518 Look who we have here, Mr. Trapper. 73 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:07,271 It's that grunt from the Vanmoor School. 74 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:10,650 So it is. Vermin, right? 75 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,778 - Virgil. - Potay-to, potah-to. 76 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:16,489 Hey, it's that other Vanmoor reject. 77 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:18,616 We dumped your school after you losers 78 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:20,368 tried to use us to catch Static. 79 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,828 A test that you flunked, remember? 80 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,622 Ancient history, little girl. 81 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:27,959 Mr. Trapper and I have moved up to the big leagues. 82 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:29,126 That's right. 83 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,378 We were personally 84 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,963 selected by the big A himself 85 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,339 to work on a top secret 86 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:34,715 hush hush project. 87 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:37,802 Specs, Trapper, Mr. Alva needs to see you. 88 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,513 See, he doesn't make a move without us. 89 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,889 Now! 90 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:47,311 Uh, wild guess, they're not in charge. 91 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:48,980 What's wrong, V? 92 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,189 The last time Specs and Trapper 93 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,607 worked on a hush-hush project 94 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:54,193 Static ended up with a bull's eye on his back. 95 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,153 [intense music] 96 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,700 - 'How does it look?' - Somebody is working over time. 97 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,951 [beeps] 98 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,912 [intense music] 99 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,542 [zapping] 100 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,461 [instrumental music] 101 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,587 [gasps] 102 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,759 [sighs] Phew! 103 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:21,053 [music continues] 104 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,057 [snoring] 105 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,851 Um.. 106 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,895 [snoring] 107 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,857 [zapping] 108 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,027 [zapping] 109 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,405 What? 110 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,407 [snoring] 111 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:43,993 [gasps] Irv, Irv? 112 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,286 [grunts] 113 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:46,954 What? What? 114 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,584 Yes, Tom, TV monitors, thank you. 115 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,668 Rookies. 116 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:53,919 [snoring] 117 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:57,048 [instrumental music] 118 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,012 (male #1) Checking sequence, all systems online. 119 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:04,138 Checking calibrations. 120 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,973 Ready to initiate sequence. 121 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,017 Holy sci-fi! 122 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,727 Alva Jr.? 123 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,145 What's going on here? 124 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:14,315 [instrumental music] 125 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:18,027 [device whirring] 126 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,864 [music continues] 127 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,956 [machine beeping] 128 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,043 [buzzing] 129 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:38,255 [intense music] 130 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,387 [footsteps approaching] 131 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,307 [intense music] 132 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,102 Status. 133 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,312 The dry run appears successful, Mr. Alva. 134 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,815 But we'll have to test the hair cellular stability. 135 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:58,150 If all goes well, full blown restoration 136 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,652 will move forward on schedule. 137 00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:02,863 Despite a couple of late components. 138 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,615 [gulps] 139 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,868 [intense music] 140 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,621 Keep me posted. 141 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,251 - Mr. Alva. - Mr. Alva. 142 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,586 Sir, we've been trying to reach you. 143 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,505 Didn't your assistant give you our messages? 144 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,299 - 'She did.' - 'It's about our own project.' 145 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,551 We've been keeping it under wraps 146 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,010 but we think we're ready to show you. 147 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,638 I brought you two in to assist the scientists 148 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,516 with my son's restoration. 149 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,518 But sir, they're only giving us 150 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,436 grunt work to do, it's boring. 151 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,939 I don't care if they want you to screw in light bulbs 152 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,149 you'll do it. 153 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,525 Understood, boys. 154 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,318 [intense music] 155 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,739 [laugh] Dissed! I love it. 156 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,618 [instrumental music] 157 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,496 He's too obsessed with that stone-faced brat of his. 158 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,582 He doesn't care about our project. 159 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,792 [whirring] 160 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,426 [zapping] 161 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:08,345 [fire crackling] 162 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:09,471 Well then, Mr. Trapper 163 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,265 we'll just have to make him care. 164 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,225 [intense music] 165 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,645 [instrumental music] 166 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,732 Mm-mmm. 167 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:22,234 This sausage cheese biscuit is the move. 168 00:07:22,318 --> 00:07:24,570 Wow. Thank you for the compliment, Virgil. 169 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,989 Yeah, you did a great job of hiding the styrofoam 170 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,240 it came in too. 171 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:29,658 [laughing] 172 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,579 Oops, my bad. 173 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,788 Sorry, I overslept. 174 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,373 Got in late last night. 175 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:39,043 Still up to my neck in the center's financial records. 176 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,503 - How's it looking, pops? - Not good. 177 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,423 Our cash reserves are just about at rock bottom. 178 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,467 It's never been this bad before. 179 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,597 Don't worry about me. 180 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,182 It's just that it would be a darn shame 181 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:56,310 after all these years to see the center close down. 182 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,146 Something will come through, daddy, it always does. 183 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:01,065 [instrumental music] 184 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:05,236 ♪ Bounce in bounce in bounce in everybody ♪ 185 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,323 [thudding] 186 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,200 I was practically raised at this center. 187 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,954 Me too, V, I remember when the hoops had nets. 188 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:16,789 Here, I am a big time superhero 189 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:19,291 but when it comes to keeping this place open, I'm powerless. 190 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:22,378 Well, you could always help with the electric bill. 191 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:24,171 Huh! 192 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:25,256 [grunts] 193 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:27,299 - That's weird. - Wow. 194 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:28,550 Fireworks. 195 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,427 Looks like it's coming from Dakota stadium. 196 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,638 Way too early for the Fourth of July. 197 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:34,682 And the stadium has been closed for months. 198 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,891 This looks like a job for-- 199 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,227 Don't finish that sentence, V. 200 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,062 Superman already owns the rights. 201 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,481 Hey! 202 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,692 [firework bursting] 203 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,861 [instrumental music] 204 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,493 Man, just a minute ago this place was all the way live. 205 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,954 ♪ My name is Drew and I'm watching you ♪ 206 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,373 [grunts] 207 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,457 [groans] 208 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,419 ♪ And I'm watching you ♪ 209 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,337 ♪ Yeah you you you move ♪ 210 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:06,338 Specs? 211 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:09,008 Oh, no, Specs is history. 212 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,135 Say hello to Spectral. 213 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:14,138 I've got all the colors of the rainbow, Static. 214 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,932 [zapping] 215 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:21,186 ♪ My name is Drew and I'm watching you ♪ 216 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,313 [zapping] 217 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:24,690 Your hands are ice cold, laser face. 218 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,608 [zapping] 219 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:31,196 [yawns] I wonder when he's gonna notice my energy field. 220 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,656 ♪ My name is Drew ♪ 221 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,117 Hey, who said you were dismissed? 222 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,203 [screaming] 223 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:41,081 (Speedtrap) 'My left hand set on decelerate, Static.' 224 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,958 Hmm. What does my right hand do? 225 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,001 [zapping] 226 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,003 [screaming] 227 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:48,213 I call myself Speedtrap now. 228 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,549 For obvious reasons. 229 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,052 [instrumental music] 230 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:55,054 [gasps] 231 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:57,723 [crashing] 232 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,435 [zapping] 233 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,896 Let's try fast and slow. 234 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,939 [groaning] 235 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,900 [screaming] 236 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,319 [grunting] 237 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,115 [grunts] 238 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:20,412 Easy as 3.14, Speedtrap. 239 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:24,583 "Pi!" Very good, Mr. Spectral! 240 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,753 (Spectral) 'Nothing like a life sized lab rat.' 241 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:30,881 [instrumental music] 242 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,718 [groans] 243 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,096 Shall we inform Alva about our catch of the day? 244 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:38,597 I'll get him. 245 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:41,433 Just make sure that kilo-watt kid doesn't wake up. 246 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,938 [phone ringing] 247 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,189 Yello. 248 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,525 Put that no-good brother of mine on the phone. 249 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,944 And a good evening to you, Sharon. 250 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,404 This is serious, Richie. 251 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:55,614 Virgil knows he should have been home by now. 252 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,117 Oh, well. He's in the bathroom. 253 00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:01,120 Yeah, my mom's tuna noodle surprise does that to a person. 254 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,414 Tell Virgil to get it in gear 255 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:06,417 or his dad's about to blow a serious gasket. 256 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:08,794 Uh.. 257 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,841 (Richie on wireless) 'Static. You there?' 258 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,050 'It's me.' 259 00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:16,760 'Static, you okay?' 260 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,220 'Come in, Static.' 261 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,763 Who's that? 262 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,684 - Speedtrap. - Hold that pose. 263 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:24,977 [grunts] 264 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,312 [zapping] 265 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,022 If you're wasting my time.. 266 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:32,985 Believe me, Mr. Alva, you will be amazed with what we've done. 267 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,111 [zapping] 268 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,988 - Static? - 'He woke up.' 269 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,574 But I have the situation contained, sir. 270 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,534 We captured him for you, Mr. Alva. 271 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,660 - You what? - Yeah. 272 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,203 You always wanted him, right. 273 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,622 'We finally figured out a way to overpower him.' 274 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,583 You dorks, you imbeciles. 275 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,918 In one hour, they begin my son's restoration 276 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,587 and you lay this on me. 277 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,673 Uh, we have a slight problem. 278 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,841 [zapping] 279 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,176 [grunts] 280 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,344 You better upgrade your flunkies, Alva. 281 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,263 [zapping] 282 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,891 [instrumental music] 283 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,018 (Speedtrap) 'He's getting away.' 284 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,396 - We'll get him, sir. - Wait. 285 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,357 [music continues] 286 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,111 [grunts] Wrong door. 287 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,864 I'm target practice again. 288 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,868 [zapping] 289 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,704 [explosion] 290 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,081 [screaming] 291 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,961 I'm too through with this place. 292 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,049 [grunts] So close. 293 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,801 Uh-oh. 294 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,887 It's about to hit the fan. 295 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,597 [gasps] 296 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,727 He had no right to speak to us like that. 297 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,896 Treating us like we're common grunts. 298 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,856 I've never seen him so raged out. 299 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,025 And for who? Sonny boy. 300 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,319 He never liked his kid in the first place. 301 00:12:57,319 --> 00:13:00,572 We were more like sons to him than that block of cement. 302 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,908 Well, if Alva thinks this is over.. 303 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,826 Hey, what's with the rent-a-cops? 304 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,745 [intense music] 305 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,038 [sniffles] 306 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,374 You're trespassing. 307 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,919 - Excuse me. We live here. - Not anymore. 308 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,672 - Alva's orders. - But our stuffs in there. 309 00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,340 Back off! 310 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,300 [grunting] 311 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:21,426 Everything on the premises 312 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,554 is the property of Alva Industries. 313 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,514 He's throwing us out on the street. 314 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:29,142 I'd say this deserves a response. 315 00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,978 Don't you, Mr. Trapper? 316 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,437 [intense music] 317 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,481 Fortunately, all the components can be replaced 318 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,025 but the tech crew says it'll take three to four months 319 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,236 before they get the scanner back online. 320 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,864 I'll tell them to speed it up, sir. 321 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,534 [crashing] 322 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,123 What's happened here? 323 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,501 Specs and Trapper, sir, they overpowered us. 324 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,881 My son, gone. 325 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,717 [intense music] 326 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,055 ♪ I'm gonna shine ♪ 327 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,766 ♪ Gonna make it to the top of the world ♪ 328 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,101 Wild night, huh? 329 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,812 Yeah, and it got wilder when I got home. 330 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,355 Man, my pops chewed me out so bad 331 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,608 there's still chunks of Virgil stuck in his teeth. 332 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,692 Just for being late? 333 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,235 That's an everyday thing for you. 334 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:23,822 Yeah, but the Community Center has got him stressed big time. 335 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,658 And good old Virgil makes a nice fall guy. 336 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:27,868 What about Alva? 337 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,911 Let Alva handle his own business. 338 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:31,830 Besides, I got bigger fish to fry. 339 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,833 Like getting in some face time with he who pays allowance. 340 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,419 [intense music] 341 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,590 [tire screeching] 342 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,383 Into position! Go, go! 343 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,219 [music continues] 344 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,807 [thudding] 345 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,935 [music continues] 346 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,732 [beeping] 347 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,776 No sign of anyone yet, sir. 348 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:01,860 Move in! 349 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,488 [instrumental music] 350 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,036 [machine whirring] 351 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,165 [machine beeping] 352 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,252 [gunfire] 353 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,046 [zapping] 354 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,547 (male #1) 'Sir, it's an ambush!' 355 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,424 'Everybody, back, back!' 356 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,135 [zapping] 357 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,600 [zapping] 358 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,352 I could have just gone home but no 359 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,479 I had to patrol a little bit longer. 360 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,982 [zapping] 361 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,907 [thudding] 362 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,535 [electricity crackling] 363 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,745 [groans] 364 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,415 Worthless. 365 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,000 Alva, if we keep bumping heads like this 366 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,293 we're gonna need helmets. 367 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,586 They're not here. 368 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,797 This whole thing was a smokescreen. 369 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,340 What are you talking about? 370 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:07,884 Specs and Trapper, they sent me an email. 371 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,387 I had it traced to this location. 372 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,139 They kidnapped my son. 373 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,432 They've had practice. 374 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,100 I never told them to go after you. 375 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,478 They acted on their own, I swear I had nothing to do with it. 376 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,272 Sure you didn't, Pinocchio. 377 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,107 Those twisted little cretins. 378 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,984 They want me to transfer funds. 379 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,236 - An impossible amount. - What's the matter? 380 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,030 Not enough in petty cash, money bag? 381 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,533 I only have an hour left, you've got to help me. 382 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,618 I don't have to do anything. 383 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,746 I'll pay you, name your price. 384 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,122 I'm not for sale. 385 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:40,167 You know what Specs and Trapper are capable of. 386 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,210 They'll turn my boy into rubble. 387 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,629 Please. 388 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,257 [instrumental music] 389 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,428 [sighs] 390 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,682 (Virgil) 'The Vanmoor School.' 391 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,058 I thought after they closed this place down 392 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,727 I'd never have to see it again. 393 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:02,731 Where else were those two hide out but at their alma mater? 394 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,192 I don't know. Looks pretty dead. 395 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,943 [intense music] 396 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,279 [electricity crackling] 397 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,323 Something's going down. This place is juiced up. 398 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,783 I can feel it. 399 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,327 I think we found Tweedle dumb and Tweedle dumber. 400 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,163 Careful, bro. Maybe they know you're there too. 401 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,623 You could be walking into a trap. 402 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,292 Occupational hazard, Rich. Static out. 403 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:25,170 [zapping] 404 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,839 ♪ My name is Drew and I'm watching you ♪ 405 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,841 ♪ Look out stay on my side ♪ 406 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:30,884 [grunting] 407 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,594 [electricity crackling] 408 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,014 Bet that's not their only surprise. 409 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,682 [screaming] 410 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,518 Class dismissed. 411 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,812 [thudding] 412 00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,523 This beam's got your name on it, Static. 413 00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,899 No, thanks, goggles. 414 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,692 Keep your lasers to yourself. 415 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,362 [grunting] 416 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,905 Out of juice. 417 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,534 Well, there's something I can use to recharge in there. 418 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,703 There he is. 419 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,207 Oh, man. 420 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,625 Is that what I think it is? 421 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,669 [screaming] 422 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,295 Chill out, sparky. 423 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,423 [zapping] 424 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,801 Nice shot, Mr. Spectral. 425 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,387 Now we have two frozen freaks. 426 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,139 Hey, isn't Alva's time almost up? 427 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,976 Actually, he's got five more seconds. 428 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,395 Three, two 429 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,146 one. 430 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,483 Maybe Alva is just a little late. 431 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,318 He's never late with anything. 432 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:33,071 Obviously, he doesn't care about his brat. 433 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,908 And if he doesn't care, neither do I. 434 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,201 [beeping] 435 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,246 I think it's time we leave, Mr. Speedtrap. 436 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,582 [grunting] 437 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,959 And ice age is over. 438 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,713 I'm getting tired of this little game. 439 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,756 That makes two of us. 440 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,301 [zapping] 441 00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:00,056 Ten seconds, man, these guys are not playing. 442 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,642 [beeping] 443 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:03,935 Yes! 444 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,062 [instrumental music] 445 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,480 [groans] 446 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,441 [zapping] 447 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,488 [crackling] 448 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,657 Uh, I wouldn't move if I were you. 449 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:19,868 Uh.. 450 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,872 Speedtrap, he's getting away. 451 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,416 Uh, we've got other problems. 452 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,211 - Hold it steady. - Well, duh! 453 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,048 You're safe, stoney, gotta go back to the techno twin. 454 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:36,092 [upbeat music] 455 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,969 It's gone off! 456 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,095 I can't contain it! 457 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,598 [screaming] 458 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,976 [explosion] 459 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,563 ♪ A superhero ♪ ♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪ 460 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,024 Talk about going out with a bang and a whimper. 461 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,651 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 462 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,864 (woman on TV) 'The two young geniuses have been charged' 463 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,991 'with kidnapping Edwin Alva Jr.' 464 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,868 and subsequent extortion. 465 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,703 They will be tried as adults. 466 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:04,913 In related news. 467 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,207 Alva Sr. has made a $10 million endowment 468 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,000 to the Freeman Community Center 469 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,211 'saving it from imminent closure.' 470 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,755 I wonder who gave him that idea? 471 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,175 Oh, daddy, that's fantastic. 472 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,761 [laughs] When I saw all the zeros on that check 473 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,972 you could have knocked me over with a feather. 474 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,682 Uh, that Alva is the best thing 475 00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,850 to happened to this city since.. 476 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,185 Since Static. 477 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,436 I heard that. 478 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,440 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 479 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,275 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 480 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,527 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ 481 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,862 ♪ A superhero ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 482 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,614 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 483 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,199 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 484 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,326 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 485 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,453 ♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 486 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,382 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 487 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,468 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪