[instrumental music]
♪ Ah ♪
♪ She put it down she put the thing in you yeah ♪
The purpose of today's field trip is to
see some of the natural flora and fauna here in Dakota.
Who can tell me what flora and fauna are?
Daisy.
Flora are plants and fauna are animals.
Very good, and can you tell me what kinds of animals
we might find in Dakota?
There are members of the cervidae family
'like deer, and members of the rodentia family'
such as squirrels and raccoons.
(Ms. Moore) 'Excellent, Daisy.'
I can tell you what kind of animal's on this bus.
Can you say teacher's pet?
Yo, Richie. Are there any giant monkeys in this part of Dakota?
[clanging]
[instrumental music]
What in the world?
[brakes screeching]
- 'Aah!' - 'Aah!'
Somebody, get us off here!
Definitely looks like major fauna to me.
What it looks like is some extracurricular activity
for Static and Gear.
[screaming]
- 'Aah!' - 'Go, run! Run!'
[screaming]
Quickly, everyone this way.
'Daisy, stay close to me.'
[Daisy panting]
[laughing]
[electricity crackling]
Keep your paws to yourself, you big ape.
Keep this up, and you can try out for the school band.
♪ Go homey it ain't easy ♪
♪ This is war it ain't easy go homey.. ♪
Hey, if you're lookin', for a playmate follow me.
clank clank clank
♪ Go homey go homey.. ♪
Aah!
♪ Go homey.. ♪
[Static grunting]
I heard that.
[grunting]
Uh-oh.
'Crunch time.'
[teeth clanking]
[theme song]
♪ Fight the criminal's chase the bad guys ♪
♪ Save the world fly through the sky ♪
♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪
♪ Okay Static Shock who you facin'? ♪
♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪ ♪ Woo woo ♪
♪ One zip then you zapped ♪
♪ Good against evil get trapped ♪
♪ Look in my eyes I got the power ♪
♪ Villains run from the static shower ♪
♪ Criminals get twisted ♪
♪ This superhero gifted ♪
♪ Bell rings and I'm back in school ♪
♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪
♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
Anybody wants to help out a young, gifted
and about-to-be-squashed hero.
Now would be the time!
(Superman) 'I'll take that offer.'
[dramatic music]
Huh?
[Superman grunting] Uhh!
Need some help getting this monkey off your back, Static?
- Superman? - Thanks.
Now it's my turn.
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[thumping]
bang
clank
Thanks, Superman.
You're welcome.
[gasps]
crash
[rumbling]
[dramatic music]
You know, maybe what you need is a little diversion.
How 'bout a one-way trip to the junkyard?
Aah!
[grunting]
crash
- Thanks again, Superman. - No problem.
I'm glad I got here in time.
Hey, you two go ahead and chat I'll be just fine.
- Gear, you okay, bro? - No.
My one chance to tag-team with Superman
and I miss it 'cause I bust my ankle!
(Superman) Nothing's broken. Just looks like a bad sprain.
You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.
Whoa! I just had my ankle X-rayed by Superman.
I'm never gonna wash it again.
I have to go, but you two keep up the good work.
Hmm. Wonder where he's off to.
Hope he didn't leave the heater on at the fortress of solitude.
Yeah, he'd have to start calling it
the giant puddle of solitude.
[chuckling softly] So what do you think Superman's doing in Dakota?
Beats me.
Here's another good question.
What do you think that was doing in Dakota?
We got props from Superman!
- Can you believe that? - And nobody around to hear it.
- True, true. Maybe next time. - Be real.
Superman's an all-star.
He doesn't have time to hang out in Dakota. Trust me.
That's the last we'll see of him for a long while.
Virgil, Ritchie! I want you to meet Mr. Clark Kent.
'He's a reporter for "The Daily Planet."'
Hey, I know you. My pops reads your articles all the time.
Yesterday, Superman shows up, and now you.
Is this, like, Metropolis week in Dakota?
No. Actually, Superman is the reason I'm here.
Mr. Kent's writing an article about Superman's fight
with that giant monkey.
Well, I guess Superman did help out Static a little.
That's Static. S-T-A..
- So you two saw the fight? - Yeah, we saw.
Really? Where were you when it happened?
- Where.. Were.. We.. - Uh.. Da.. Wha.. Uh..
See, now, that-that's a good question.
And, you know, that's probably why you're a good reporter
because you ask questions that are like that, good.
Can I quote you two on that?
Mr. Kent, if you want to talk to someone
who really knows the deal, ask Ms. Moore.
She was there, too. Ms. Moore!
'Ms. Moore!'
[instrumental music]
That's weird.
[school bell ringing]
That's class. We gotta go, Mr. Kent.
Very nice to have met you all.
- Thanks for everything. - Bye. See you later.
You've been more help than you know.
[door latch clicking]
[intense music]
Thought I saw you ducking in here, Darcy.
Do you mind, Kent?
I could use a little privacy while I fix my face.
I've been having trouble with my left eye.
The things a girl does to keep up her looks.
Cute. What're you doing in Dakota?
A tip from Superman. He told me Toyman was here.
I couldn't figure out why until now.
I thought changing my identity and moving to a new city
would throw him off my trail but Toyman's obsessed.
I guess I knew sooner or later he'd find me.
Maybe I can help you get away.
No, I've been running from Toyman
ever since he gave me a personality.
Now, for the first time, I have a life.
I'm not going to give it up for him.
Or anyone else.
- Something wrong? - Just stay here.
I'll be right back.
[thudding]
[gasps]
[dramatic music]
Is that what I think it is?
(Virgil) It depends. Do you think it's a giant bouncing clown?
- Aah! - Aah!
[laughing maniacally]
crash
- Aah! - You have got to be kidding me!
[indistinct chatter]
Superman! You're relocating here?
Just thought I'd lend a hand.
I don't think I need any help.
This is almost too easy.
(Static) Whoa!
Uh.. Maybe I spoke too soon.
[dramatic music]
Come on, Static. Let's put away the toys.
Send for reinforcements. We need backup.
[screaming]
[grunts]
Unh!
boing
[Daisy grunting]
[gasping] Oh!
- Static! - Daisy!
boing
[grunting]
This clown posse really is insane.
[laughing maniacally]
Hey! Uhh!
[dramatic music]
That ought to take the bounce out of your step.
Let's see how funny you think a couple thousand volts are.
Aah!
- Nice work. - Not quite.
One of these crazy clowns got away with a student.
A student?
I thought he was after..
After who?
- She's gone. - Who's gone?
Ms. Moore.
What's she got to do with this?
Do you know where she lives?
It'd be on file in the office.
Take me there and I'll explain everything on the way.
[intense music]
(Toyman) 'Oh, yay! Miss Daisy is finally awake'
'and ready to play.'
Who, what are you?
I'm Toyman. I'm so happy to meet you.
[grunts]
Let me go.
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Miss Moore, tell him to let me go.
Sorry, Daisy, he's brought you here at my request.
What? You're a part of this?
Not just part, Darcy here is at the very heart
of everything that's about to happen.
- Darcy? - Yes, Darcy.
My most perfect robot toy
but she doesn't wanna be a doll anymore.
She wants to be human. She wants to be...you!
[gasps]
Let the game begin.
Uhh! Uhh!
[whistle blows]
[Daisy grunting]
toot toot
[instrumental music]
A living robot?
Yes, and Toyman is obsessed with her.
If we can find her, we might be able to find out
where he's taken Daisy.
Wonder what's in here.
zap
- Nice trick. - Yeah.
When you can't punch 'em down, you improvise.
[dramatic music]
Everything for the well-dressed robot.
Wonder who made all this stuff.
It has a serial number.
If we can trace it, it might lead us to Toyman.
Gear has a database that could find
a cotton ball in a blizzard.
Static to Gear. You copy?
[intense music]
The memory transfer grid is set and functioning.
What are you gonna do?
This machine will make an exact nani-duplicate
of a person for Darcy to inhabit.
It was up to her to choose the person
she wanted me to replicate.
That's why I disguised myself as a teacher
and took a job at the high school
to find the perfect person for my new self.
- 'I found you.' - Perfect? Me? No way!
I missed half the questions in chem lab
and don't ask me how to spell mitochondria.
I'm ready to begin.
toot
Miss Moore, please.
Miss Moore doesn't exist anymore
soon you can just call me Daisy.
[machine whirring]
♪ Can't fight the power ♪
[electricity cackling]
[gasps]
[instrumental music]
The transfer of the DNA is flawless.
In a moment, I will finally have my living doll.
boom
- I don't think so, Toyman. - Boo-yah!
Told you Gear would figure out where Toyman was holed up.
Superman?
Uh, that's Superman and Static.
Honest, what's a brother gotta do to get a little recognition?
You two deserve a paddling.
Aah!
Does this guy have any toys that are just toys?
[dramatic music]
boom
toot
ding
She's ready! She's ready!
I'm alive.
I'm finally alive.
- You did it! - Hee.
[grunts]
Whoa, I must have hit my head.
I'm seein' double.
Toyman, be a doll and get rid of them.
Anything for you.
whirr
[electricity humming]
[footsteps]
Are all supervillains like this
or do you just attract the really weird ones?
I'll handle this. You go after.. Huh!
- Uh, uh, uhh! - Superman?
My soldiers aren't green for nothin', Superman.
They have Kryptonite mixed with their plastic.
[groaning]
(Toyman) 'Your power has no effect either.'
'You see, they have plastic mixed in with their Kryptonite'
'and, as you know, plastic is not affected by electricity.'
'Kind of works out nicely all around, doesn't it?'
zap zap zap
Aah! Uhh!
(Toyman) 'I have my new and lovely Darcy'
and it's the end of Superman and what's his name..
This is the best day ever.
Sorry to have to ruin it for you.
screech
What? That's not one of my toys!
No. It's one of mine!
[grunts]
You silly little man, did you really think
once I had a new body I would spend
the rest of my life with you?
Please, Darcy.
You said... you said you loved me.
I only loved the fact you could make me human.
[gasps] The girl.
So you wanna play hide and seek?
How about if we play search and destroy?
[both grunting]
You know, I never did like playing toy soldiers.
(Daisy) How do I get out of here?
[intense music]
I gotta get some help.
Going somewhere?
Since I'm the perfect copy
I don't want the original around anymore.
It's time to break the mold.
[Daisy grunting]
Everyone will know you're a fake.
How? You and I are a perfect match down to our DNA.
- But you can't be me. - Of course I can.
Every day while you were in my class
I watched and studied you.
I'll be a better Daisy than you ever were.
[grunts]
[both grunting]
These guys have to have some sort of
computer chip inside of them
and computer chips are ultrasensitive
to static electricity.
If I can just create a highly charged atmosphere.
Yes!
zap
- How you feelin', super dude? - Ah.
I have a super headache but I'll be okay.
You watch bubble boy. I gotta find Daisy.
Ahh!
It's useless fighting me. You won't feel a thing.
[grunts] No! Ah!
(Static) Stop!
Aah!
Static, save me.
Huh?
Gotcha!
And you're comin' with me, too, Darcy.
But I'm not Darcy.
Aah! Static, you've got it all wrong.
I'm the real Daisy. She's the fake.
She's lying, Static. You saw how she threw me into that vat.
Static, you know who I am.
Well, uh, I, uh..
(Superman) 'Problem, Static?'
I hate to say it but I can't tell 'em apart.
Well, maybe I can.
That's right, you've got X-ray vision.
Go on, Superman! Do your thing.
[intense music]
- Hm. - "Hm?" What's the "Hm?"
Toyman was able to duplicate the real Daisy
right down to her DNA.
Even I can't tell the synthetic from the organic.
Ha!
You mean this wannabe gets to walk around
pretending she's me?
Oh! How I'd like to punch your lights out.
Wait a minute, lights!
- That's it! - What's it?
Every human has an electrical aura
that surrounds them. And I can make it visible.
zap
[dramatic music]
Don't move, anybody!
(Static) 'A slingshot and a ping-pong ball?'
What's that gonna do?
That ping-pong ball packs enough energy
to take out the entire block. Trust me, I created it.
You know, you need a new hobby.
[upbeat music]
Hate to run, but I'm not about to..
[grunts]
[groaning] What's happening to me?
I may be a fool for love, darling, but I'm no dope.
I programmed a fail-safe mechanism
in case you betrayed me ...again.
'Even now, the nanites are liquefying your body.'
Oh! Uh!
[gasps] My body!
Ah! My beautiful body! Ohh!
And I'm the only one with the antidote.
Help me, my love, please.
Oh!
Sorry, Darcy
but you just don't play fair.
Ohh! Ohh!
[Toyman sniffs]
[upbeat music]
[siren blaring]
I can't thank you enough for saving me, Superman.
Thank Static, I couldn't have done it without him.
Hey, working with you has been the real deal.
If you ever need a sidekick or someone to watch
the Fortress of Solitude while you're out of town..
You're at the top of the list.
Till next time.
[upbeat music]
I still can't believe I was with the Man of Steel.
Let me tell you there is nothing more awesome
than hanging with your favorite superhero.
Yeah, I know just what you mean.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Will it be tomorrow ♪
♪ When our time will come yeah ♪
[theme music]