1 00:00:04,056 --> 00:00:19,043 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go get up ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 2 00:00:26,053 --> 00:00:35,050 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 3 00:00:35,052 --> 00:00:36,065 ♪ Here we go ♪ 4 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:46,053 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ Get up ♪ 5 00:00:46,055 --> 00:00:48,056 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 6 00:00:58,056 --> 00:01:00,053 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 7 00:01:00,055 --> 00:01:03,053 I put a shock to your system! 8 00:01:03,055 --> 00:01:04,062 Static Shock! 9 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:27,046 Mm! 10 00:01:37,057 --> 00:01:39,063 Hey, youse gonna finish all that? 11 00:01:41,055 --> 00:01:42,065 Didn't think so. 12 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,044 - 'Yo, Carmen Dillo.' - Huh? 13 00:01:50,056 --> 00:01:52,054 The police have been looking for you, Carmen. 14 00:01:52,056 --> 00:01:54,066 And not just 'cause of your bad table manners. 15 00:01:56,045 --> 00:01:57,057 Whoa! Unh! 16 00:02:00,062 --> 00:02:02,064 Aah. Phew. Huh? 17 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:07,064 He didn't even ask to be excused. 18 00:02:36,044 --> 00:02:40,048 I don't get it. He's too big to hide and way too ugly. 19 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:43,053 Huh? Unh. 20 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:51,051 What's the matter, Static? Shell-shocked? 21 00:02:58,055 --> 00:03:00,062 What's that, an earthquake? 22 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,063 Okay, not an earthquake. 23 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:15,059 Aah. Whoa! 24 00:03:17,054 --> 00:03:18,061 Aah! It burns! 25 00:03:22,052 --> 00:03:25,049 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 26 00:03:25,051 --> 00:03:28,049 Sorry, blobby, no shell food for you. 27 00:03:28,051 --> 00:03:30,056 Aah! Oof. 28 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:43,062 This is one fun city. 29 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:59,046 So what do you think it was, V? A Bang Baby? 30 00:03:59,048 --> 00:04:02,044 Unh-unh. No way that thing was ever human. 31 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:03,060 I just hope I zapped it for keeps. 32 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:06,051 Uh, speaking of zaps, could you give me a hand, here? 33 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,063 Yeah, perfecto. 34 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:13,054 Just think, when we finish these 35 00:04:13,056 --> 00:04:15,045 not only will we ace science lab 36 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:18,062 we will have our own crime-stopping walkie-talkies. 37 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,063 - You okay, Frieda? - No. Didn't you hear? 38 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:30,063 The school board just cut the journalism budget 39 00:04:30,065 --> 00:04:32,046 by 40 percent. 40 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:34,044 - Oh, that's a lot of pencils. - Yeah. 41 00:04:34,046 --> 00:04:36,051 But meanwhile, have they cut one single dime 42 00:04:36,053 --> 00:04:38,051 out of the athletic department's budget? 43 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:39,059 - No? - No. 44 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:41,060 You know the part that really ticks me off? 45 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:43,044 Uh.. 46 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:45,059 Mr. Chesterson, our faculty advisor. 47 00:04:45,061 --> 00:04:48,047 I wrote this great editorial about the cutbacks. 48 00:04:48,049 --> 00:04:50,052 - But he won't publish it. - Why? 49 00:04:50,054 --> 00:04:52,059 Something about a libel suit and losing his job and stuff. 50 00:04:52,061 --> 00:04:54,044 But that's not the point! 51 00:04:54,046 --> 00:04:56,060 Whatever happened to freedom of speech? 52 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,060 We have to take action. 53 00:04:58,062 --> 00:05:00,056 That's right, girl. Power to the people. 54 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:03,043 Yeah. We'll chain ourselves to our lockers. 55 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:04,056 We'll go on strike. Yeah. 56 00:05:04,058 --> 00:05:07,066 - Strike, strike, strike! - Strike, strike, strike! 57 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,051 Virgil, you're a genius. 58 00:05:12,057 --> 00:05:13,064 I am? 59 00:05:15,046 --> 00:05:16,056 Hey, yo, we can test 'em outside. 60 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:17,064 I'll get my jacket. 61 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,053 Good luck. 62 00:05:21,049 --> 00:05:23,050 Excuse me, Mr. Janus. Could I just, uh-- 63 00:05:23,052 --> 00:05:24,056 No, you cannot. 64 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:26,049 One of your grubby little classmates 65 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:28,056 spilled juice right here on this floor. 66 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:32,056 Ergo, I have declared this entire area off-limits. 67 00:05:32,058 --> 00:05:35,065 Now, stand back. I have some serious sanitizing to do here. 68 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:41,056 Ugh, yo, dude. That stuff reeks. 69 00:05:41,058 --> 00:05:44,057 Kinda like my sister's cooking. 70 00:05:44,059 --> 00:05:46,053 Static to Richie. Static to Richie. 71 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:49,049 - You read me, bro? - 'Yeah, loud and clear.' 72 00:05:49,051 --> 00:05:51,065 - 'Told you they'd work.' - 'What do we call these gizmo?' 73 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:53,065 How about Shock Box? 74 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:55,054 Shock box. 75 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,045 Yeah, I like it. 76 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,044 Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 77 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,063 Richie, it's Goopzilla again. 78 00:06:23,065 --> 00:06:27,043 Ugh. And he's got the munchies. 79 00:06:27,045 --> 00:06:28,061 Better lay off the beef. 80 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,060 It's gonna mess up your cholesterol. 81 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,066 Hey, man, that was an accident. 82 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:05,047 But this won't be. 83 00:07:21,057 --> 00:07:25,050 Yeah, that's right. You better run. 84 00:07:25,052 --> 00:07:26,053 Huh? 85 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:42,044 Oh, no, you don't. 86 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:49,058 Here's the scoop, Mr. Goop. You are mine 87 00:07:55,054 --> 00:07:58,046 This better be good. I just set the land speed record 88 00:07:58,048 --> 00:07:59,057 for eating chili fries. 89 00:08:01,050 --> 00:08:03,057 - What up? - Peep this, Rich. 90 00:08:03,059 --> 00:08:05,044 Ugh. 91 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,060 I figure we can stay after science lab tomorrow 92 00:08:06,062 --> 00:08:08,047 and analyze it. 93 00:08:08,049 --> 00:08:10,052 Yeah, sure. We'll put it under the microscope. 94 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,057 But, uh, why not now? 95 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:15,066 - School's closed, Rich. - Yeah, your point? 96 00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:18,051 Uh, a little something called breaking and entering. 97 00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:21,066 V, to make a superhero omelet, you gotta crack a few eggs. 98 00:08:23,059 --> 00:08:26,044 Okay, let's do it. Come on. 99 00:08:55,049 --> 00:08:57,047 - That was easy. - Yo, hold up. 100 00:08:57,049 --> 00:08:59,052 The lock's taped open. 101 00:08:59,054 --> 00:09:02,057 Like, who would want to be here after hours? 102 00:09:02,059 --> 00:09:04,056 Oh. Never mind. 103 00:09:07,057 --> 00:09:10,051 - You smell something? - Sorry. I told you I ate fast. 104 00:09:10,053 --> 00:09:13,052 No, no, it smells like.. Mr. Janus! 105 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:14,060 What in the blue blazes? 106 00:09:14,062 --> 00:09:17,054 Don't you know the school's closed? 107 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,063 Well, we were, uh, just leaving. 108 00:09:18,065 --> 00:09:21,046 Yeah, we stayed too hate, 'cause, uh.. 109 00:09:21,048 --> 00:09:23,046 Geometry class was so interesting. 110 00:09:23,048 --> 00:09:24,060 We hoped there was gonna be another one. 111 00:09:24,062 --> 00:09:26,044 - Yeah, uh, bye. - Bye. 112 00:09:26,046 --> 00:09:27,054 And no running, you hear? 113 00:09:27,056 --> 00:09:30,046 I got wet floors all over the place. 114 00:09:32,062 --> 00:09:34,044 What are you doing here? 115 00:09:34,046 --> 00:09:36,047 I...asked you first. 116 00:09:36,049 --> 00:09:37,056 It was her idea. 117 00:09:37,058 --> 00:09:38,063 She taped the door. 118 00:09:38,065 --> 00:09:41,054 - We are totally innocent. - You guys... 119 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:44,061 Ahem, V, the ing-thay in the ackpack-bay? 120 00:09:44,063 --> 00:09:46,066 Right. Uh, we were never here. 121 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,043 Us, too. Come on. 122 00:09:50,045 --> 00:09:51,062 So, what do you think she was doing here? 123 00:09:51,064 --> 00:09:53,057 Probably planning to overthrow the school board. 124 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,044 You know how practical Frieda can be. 125 00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:59,054 - You ready? - Show me the patient. 126 00:10:01,053 --> 00:10:03,059 Easy, easy. Aah! 127 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,045 Get it off me! Get it off me! 128 00:10:07,047 --> 00:10:09,043 - Uh, Virg.. - Hold still, Richie! 129 00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:12,056 I got it! I got it! 130 00:10:12,058 --> 00:10:14,047 It's got me! It's got me! 131 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,063 Don't move. 132 00:10:29,049 --> 00:10:31,044 Well, now, that's disgusting. 133 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:32,061 But useful. 134 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,059 See? "Unauthorized edition." 135 00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:44,052 This way, we get to say what we want 136 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,061 and Mr. Chesterson gets to keep his job. 137 00:10:48,059 --> 00:10:50,064 It's perfect. 138 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,064 Now, everybody sign. 139 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:58,050 Mr. Janus is coming. 140 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:15,058 Don't tell me he locked the door! 141 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:18,056 - Okay, I won't tell you. - We're locked in! 142 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:21,049 I think we've established that. 143 00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:23,050 Okay, all of the microorganisms 144 00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:25,060 we're looking at can be found in any normal dirt. 145 00:11:25,062 --> 00:11:28,056 Except, those guys in the photo just float around doing nothing. 146 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:30,065 While these guys move like Soul Train dancers. 147 00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,045 Yeah, it's like they can think. But how? 148 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:35,045 They've been Big-Banged. That's how. 149 00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:36,066 - You're kidding. - The nuclei. 150 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,045 They're the same color as the Big-Bang gas. 151 00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:40,058 It must have seeped into the ground 152 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:43,056 turning the bacteria and stuff into meta-microbes. 153 00:11:43,058 --> 00:11:46,046 Great. How do we stop it? 154 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,055 Uh-oh! 155 00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:50,044 There! 156 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:55,064 - Aah! - Aah! 157 00:11:57,056 --> 00:11:59,048 We gotta get it. 158 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,063 Happy crawling. Keep in touch. 159 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:08,048 Here, goopy, goopy, goopy. 160 00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:16,058 Great. 161 00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:21,054 Big-time superhero chases runaway sausage. 162 00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:23,048 Something's moving. 163 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,064 Get off me! Get off! 164 00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:49,063 Uh, Virgil? 165 00:12:49,065 --> 00:12:53,054 'Virgil? We got a little problem out here.' 166 00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:02,054 Virgil! No kidding, man! 167 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,043 'It's a major 9-1-1!' 168 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:06,044 Unh. I'm on it! 169 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,058 Use this paperclip. It's bigger. 170 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:15,056 Hold on. Almost there. Almost.. 171 00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:18,044 We're doomed! Totally doomed! 172 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:20,043 - Help! Mr. Janus! - Help! Help! 173 00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:21,051 - Anybody, help! - Help! Somebody help! 174 00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:23,048 - Anybody, open the door! - Please! 175 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,066 Stop it! We could get in a lot of trouble. 176 00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:28,044 4-1-1. We're already dead. 177 00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:29,062 Aah! Unh. 178 00:13:31,049 --> 00:13:32,059 Well, that's one way out. 179 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:35,061 Virgil, what were you doing up there? 180 00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:37,052 Up there? You mean, the ceiling? 181 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:39,060 Uh, there was this frog from biology class, see? 182 00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:41,056 Hopped into the air duct, I went after it 183 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:43,055 and that's when I, uh, dropped in. 184 00:13:43,057 --> 00:13:45,043 Well, gotta go. 185 00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:47,057 - Unh! Unh! - It's locked. 186 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,060 We can't go anywhere. 187 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,061 Oh, boy! Not good. Not good! 188 00:14:08,061 --> 00:14:10,053 - Aah! - 'Richie, it's me.' 189 00:14:10,055 --> 00:14:11,062 Virgil, where are you? 190 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:14,054 Your giant dirtbag is heading for the school. 191 00:14:14,056 --> 00:14:17,043 - I'm locked in a classroom. - So? 192 00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,044 Rita and her journalism pals are here. 193 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:20,062 If I power up, I'm busted. 194 00:14:22,065 --> 00:14:25,057 Hold steady! Unh! Unh! 195 00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:28,045 I got an idea, V! Sit tight! 196 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,051 Make it fast, bro! 197 00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:30,057 'Watch the nose!' 198 00:14:30,059 --> 00:14:33,051 - 'You're tilting!' - 'No! No!' 199 00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:37,046 That's gonna leave a mark! 200 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:47,049 Unh! Oof! 201 00:14:49,051 --> 00:14:50,063 That tears it, you little urchin! 202 00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:52,047 You're in trouble now! 203 00:14:54,048 --> 00:14:55,052 Huh? 204 00:14:59,052 --> 00:15:01,060 What in the name of heaven? 205 00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:03,046 You don't want to know. 206 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:06,052 I just cleaned up there, you grimy glob! 207 00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,065 Success! 208 00:15:09,044 --> 00:15:10,050 Unh! Unh! 209 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,050 Hold it right there! 210 00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:22,055 Now, I got ya! 211 00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:26,061 Whoa Mabel! 212 00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:37,063 It won't turn! It's jammed 213 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:40,044 Because of her paper clip! 214 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:46,052 Richie, try one more time and turn it hard. I'll push. 215 00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:53,054 - Wow, man. Finally. - Excellent! 216 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:54,065 Thanks. 217 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,049 Way to go, Rich. 218 00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:58,051 Alright. We're out of here! 219 00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,065 Wait! What about the editorial? 220 00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:07,049 Everybody chill! 221 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,063 Don't let it know you're afraid! 222 00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,063 Come on! I gotta get my gear. 223 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,059 Did you squish? 224 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,044 Not yet! 225 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,061 Yo! 226 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,046 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey.. ♪ 227 00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:16,053 Here! Snack on that! 228 00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,057 School's out, folks! 229 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,050 When they say germs are harder to kill 230 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:29,061 these days, they are not kidding! 231 00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:31,046 'Help!' 232 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,044 Unh! Oof! 233 00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:48,056 Now there's two of 'em! 234 00:17:55,055 --> 00:17:58,063 That's weird! Come on, Omar! Check out time! 235 00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,058 Oh. Whoa! 236 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,062 Aah! Unh! 237 00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:28,063 En garde! 238 00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,059 Unh! 239 00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:31,062 Hyah! 240 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:40,049 Ha! 241 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,050 It's running away! 242 00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:56,052 No. Just looking for more food. 243 00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:58,052 And the whole city's on its menu. 244 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,053 What are you gonna do? 245 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,049 Spoil its appetite! 246 00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:12,054 Yo, goopy! 247 00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:16,058 You still got the munchies? Well, here I am. 248 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:18,048 Come and get your grub on! 249 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:46,059 Hmm! Lemony-fresh scent, too! 250 00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:55,043 - Over here! - Were you afraid? 251 00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,061 Look this way! 252 00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:02,058 Look! Suddenly, they're the heroes. 253 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:05,053 Why were you inside the school after it closed? 254 00:20:05,055 --> 00:20:06,064 We were staging a protest. 255 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:09,065 Our journalism department budget has been severely cut. 256 00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,050 And we feel, there must be a better way 257 00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:12,065 to allocate school funds. 258 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:16,059 In fact, Frieda has written an editorial on the subject. 259 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:18,059 - One at a time! - Here you are. 260 00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:26,045 Yo, V! Don't you want to be interviewed? 261 00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:27,054 Got nothing to say! 262 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:30,043 Besides, I feel like I just caught a germ. 263 00:20:44,052 --> 00:20:46,056 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 264 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:53,055 ♪ Here we go here we go hip here we go here we go hip ♪ 265 00:20:53,057 --> 00:20:56,047 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 266 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,057 ♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ 267 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,059 I put a shock to your system. 268 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,058 Static Shock!