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♪ Gotta get up gotta go get up ♪
♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪
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♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪
♪ Get up ♪
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♪ Gotta go ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪
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I put a shock to your system!
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Static Shock!
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Mm!
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Hey, youse gonna
finish all that?
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Didn't think so.
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- 'Yo, Carmen Dillo.'
- Huh?
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The police have been
looking for you, Carmen.
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And not just 'cause
of your bad table manners.
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Whoa! Unh!
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Aah. Phew.
Huh?
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He didn't even
ask to be excused.
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I don't get it. He's too big
to hide and way too ugly.
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Huh? Unh.
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What's the matter, Static?
Shell-shocked?
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What's that, an earthquake?
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Okay, not an earthquake.
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Aah. Whoa!
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Aah! It burns!
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♪ Hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey ♪
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Sorry, blobby,
no shell food for you.
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Aah! Oof.
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This is one fun city.
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So what do you think
it was, V? A Bang Baby?
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Unh-unh. No way that thing
was ever human.
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I just hope
I zapped it for keeps.
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Uh, speaking of zaps,
could you give me a hand, here?
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Yeah, perfecto.
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Just think,
when we finish these
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not only will we ace science lab
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we will have our own
crime-stopping walkie-talkies.
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- You okay, Frieda?
- No. Didn't you hear?
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The school board just cut
the journalism budget
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by 40 percent.
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- Oh, that's a lot of pencils.
- Yeah.
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But meanwhile, have they cut
one single dime
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out of the athletic
department's budget?
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- No?
- No.
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You know the part
that really ticks me off?
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Uh..
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Mr. Chesterson,
our faculty advisor.
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I wrote this great editorial
about the cutbacks.
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- But he won't publish it.
- Why?
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Something about a libel suit
and losing his job and stuff.
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But that's not the point!
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Whatever happened
to freedom of speech?
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We have to take action.
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That's right, girl.
Power to the people.
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Yeah. We'll chain ourselves
to our lockers.
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We'll go on strike. Yeah.
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- Strike, strike, strike!
- Strike, strike, strike!
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Virgil, you're a genius.
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I am?
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Hey, yo, we can
test 'em outside.
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I'll get my jacket.
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Good luck.
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Excuse me, Mr. Janus.
Could I just, uh--
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No, you cannot.
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One of your
grubby little classmates
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spilled juice right here
on this floor.
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Ergo, I have declared
this entire area off-limits.
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Now, stand back. I have some
serious sanitizing to do here.
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Ugh, yo, dude.
That stuff reeks.
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Kinda like my sister's cooking.
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Static to Richie.
Static to Richie.
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- You read me, bro?
- 'Yeah, loud and clear.'
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- 'Told you they'd work.'
- 'What do we call these gizmo?'
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How about Shock Box?
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Shock box.
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Yeah, I like it.
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Yeah, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Richie, it's Goopzilla again.
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Ugh. And he's got the munchies.
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Better lay off the beef.
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It's gonna mess up
your cholesterol.
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Hey, man, that was an accident.
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But this won't be.
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Yeah, that's right.
You better run.
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Huh?
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Here's the scoop, Mr. Goop.
You are mine
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This better be good.
I just set the land speed record
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for eating chili fries.
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- What up?
- Peep this, Rich.
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Ugh.
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I figure we can
stay after science lab tomorrow
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and analyze it.
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Yeah, sure. We'll put it
under the microscope.
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But, uh, why not now?
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- School's closed, Rich.
- Yeah, your point?
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Uh, a little something called
breaking and entering.
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V, to make a superhero omelet,
you gotta crack a few eggs.
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Okay, let's do it. Come on.
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- That was easy.
- Yo, hold up.
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The lock's taped open.
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Like, who would
want to be here after hours?
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Oh. Never mind.
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- You smell something?
- Sorry. I told you I ate fast.
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No, no, it smells like..
Mr. Janus!
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What in the blue blazes?
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Don't you know
the school's closed?
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Well, we were, uh,
just leaving.
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Yeah, we stayed
too hate, 'cause, uh..
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Geometry class
was so interesting.
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We hoped there
was gonna be another one.
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- Yeah, uh, bye.
- Bye.
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And no running, you hear?
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I got wet floors
all over the place.
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What are you doing here?
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I...asked you first.
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It was her idea.
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She taped the door.
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- We are totally innocent.
- You guys...
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Ahem, V, the ing-thay
in the ackpack-bay?
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Right. Uh, we were never here.
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Us, too. Come on.
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So, what do you think
she was doing here?
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Probably planning
to overthrow the school board.
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You know how practical
Frieda can be.
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- You ready?
- Show me the patient.
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Easy, easy. Aah!
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Get it off me!
Get it off me!
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- Uh, Virg..
- Hold still, Richie!
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I got it!
I got it!
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It's got me!
It's got me!
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Don't move.
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Well, now, that's disgusting.
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But useful.
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See? "Unauthorized edition."
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This way, we get
to say what we want
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and Mr. Chesterson
gets to keep his job.
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It's perfect.
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Now, everybody sign.
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Mr. Janus is coming.
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Don't tell me
he locked the door!
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- Okay, I won't tell you.
- We're locked in!
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I think we've established that.
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Okay, all of the microorganisms
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we're looking at can be found
in any normal dirt.
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Except, those guys in the photo
just float around doing nothing.
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While these guys
move like Soul Train dancers.
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Yeah, it's like
they can think. But how?
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They've been Big-Banged.
That's how.
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- You're kidding.
- The nuclei.
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They're the same color
as the Big-Bang gas.
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It must have seeped
into the ground
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turning the bacteria and stuff
into meta-microbes.
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Great. How do we stop it?
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Uh-oh!
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There!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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We gotta get it.
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Happy crawling.
Keep in touch.
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Here, goopy, goopy, goopy.
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Great.
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Big-time superhero
chases runaway sausage.
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Something's moving.
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Get off me! Get off!
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Uh, Virgil?
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'Virgil? We got
a little problem out here.'
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Virgil! No kidding, man!
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'It's a major 9-1-1!'
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Unh. I'm on it!
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Use this paperclip. It's bigger.
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Hold on. Almost there. Almost..
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We're doomed!
Totally doomed!
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- Help! Mr. Janus!
- Help! Help!
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- Anybody, help!
- Help! Somebody help!
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- Anybody, open the door!
- Please!
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Stop it! We could get
in a lot of trouble.
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4-1-1. We're already dead.
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Aah! Unh.
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Well, that's one way out.
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Virgil, what were you
doing up there?
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Up there?
You mean, the ceiling?
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Uh, there was this frog
from biology class, see?
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Hopped into the air duct,
I went after it
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and that's when I,
uh, dropped in.
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Well, gotta go.
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- Unh! Unh!
- It's locked.
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We can't go anywhere.
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Oh, boy! Not good.
Not good!
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- Aah!
- 'Richie, it's me.'
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Virgil, where are you?
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Your giant dirtbag
is heading for the school.
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- I'm locked in a classroom.
- So?
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Rita and her journalism pals
are here.
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If I power up, I'm busted.
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Hold steady! Unh! Unh!
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I got an idea, V! Sit tight!
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Make it fast, bro!
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'Watch the nose!'
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- 'You're tilting!'
- 'No! No!'
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That's gonna leave a mark!
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Unh! Oof!
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That tears it,
you little urchin!
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You're in trouble now!
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Huh?
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What in the name of heaven?
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You don't want to know.
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I just cleaned up there,
you grimy glob!
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Success!
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Unh! Unh!
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Hold it right there!
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Now, I got ya!
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Whoa Mabel!
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It won't turn!
It's jammed
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Because of her paper clip!
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Richie, try one more time
and turn it hard. I'll push.
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- Wow, man. Finally.
- Excellent!
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Thanks.
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Way to go, Rich.
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Alright.
We're out of here!
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Wait! What about the editorial?
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Everybody chill!
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Don't let it know you're afraid!
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Come on! I gotta get my gear.
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Did you squish?
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Not yet!
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Yo!
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♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey.. ♪
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Here! Snack on that!
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School's out, folks!
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When they say germs
are harder to kill
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these days,
they are not kidding!
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'Help!'
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Unh! Oof!
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Now there's two of 'em!
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That's weird! Come on, Omar!
Check out time!
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Oh. Whoa!
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Aah! Unh!
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En garde!
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Unh!
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Hyah!
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Ha!
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It's running away!
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No. Just looking for more food.
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And the whole city's
on its menu.
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What are you gonna do?
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Spoil its appetite!
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Yo, goopy!
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You still got the munchies?
Well, here I am.
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Come and get your grub on!
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Hmm! Lemony-fresh scent, too!
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- Over here!
- Were you afraid?
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Look this way!
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Look! Suddenly,
they're the heroes.
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Why were you inside the school
after it closed?
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We were staging a protest.
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Our journalism department budget
has been severely cut.
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And we feel,
there must be a better way
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to allocate school funds.
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In fact, Frieda has written
an editorial on the subject.
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- One at a time!
- Here you are.
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Yo, V! Don't you
want to be interviewed?
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Got nothing to say!
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Besides, I feel like
I just caught a germ.
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♪ Gotta get up gotta go ♪
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
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♪ Here we go here we go hip
here we go here we go hip ♪
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♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪
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♪ Hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪
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I put a shock to your system.
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Static Shock!