1 00:00:04,065 --> 00:00:08,057 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go get up ♪ 2 00:00:08,059 --> 00:00:18,049 ♪ Gotta get up +gotta go get up ♪ 3 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,064 [sirens blaring] 4 00:00:23,051 --> 00:00:25,047 [electricity crackling] 5 00:00:26,054 --> 00:00:30,044 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 6 00:00:30,046 --> 00:00:31,060 ♪ Here we go Here we go hip ♪ 7 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:35,050 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 8 00:00:35,052 --> 00:00:36,065 ♪ Here we go ♪ 9 00:00:37,043 --> 00:00:38,058 zap 10 00:00:40,055 --> 00:00:45,057 ♪ Hey hey hey get up ♪ 11 00:00:45,059 --> 00:00:47,058 ♪ Gotta get up +gotta go get up ♪ 12 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:49,048 zap 13 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,053 thud 14 00:00:51,047 --> 00:00:53,063 [upbeat music] 15 00:00:54,065 --> 00:00:56,043 zap 16 00:00:58,056 --> 00:01:00,054 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 17 00:01:00,056 --> 00:01:03,054 ♪ I put a shock to your system ♪ 18 00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:05,052 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 19 00:01:06,058 --> 00:01:09,045 [upbeat music] 20 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,060 I'm tellin' you, they're gonna fly off the shelves. 21 00:01:16,062 --> 00:01:18,056 The single's at number one and it doesn't even 22 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:20,047 'hit the stores till tomorrow.' 23 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:25,044 Yeah, Ice Pack's gonna be our biggest act yet. 24 00:01:25,046 --> 00:01:27,062 He.. Hey. 25 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:29,050 No, I'm alright. 26 00:01:29,052 --> 00:01:31,049 I thought I was the last one here, though. 27 00:01:31,051 --> 00:01:33,063 Yeah, somebody must be cranking me. 28 00:01:33,065 --> 00:01:35,049 Ciao. 29 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,047 [upbeat music] 30 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,066 Hello? Who's out there? 31 00:01:44,044 --> 00:01:45,050 Hello? 32 00:01:49,049 --> 00:01:51,059 - Aah! - Remember me? 33 00:01:52,061 --> 00:01:55,047 - Huh! Aah! - Guess you don't. 34 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:58,049 I'll try and leave a more lasting impression this time. 35 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,049 Aah.. Unh, oof! 36 00:02:01,043 --> 00:02:02,063 [groans] 37 00:02:02,065 --> 00:02:04,054 Bet you wouldn't have stolen from me 38 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:06,060 if you knew I could do that. 39 00:02:06,062 --> 00:02:09,051 Stolen from you? 40 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:10,061 Yeah, stolen from me. 41 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,063 And now it's time to pay up. 42 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:15,044 Wait, you don't want me, I'm a nobody here. 43 00:02:15,046 --> 00:02:17,061 - A-a nothing. - Then who should I be seeing? 44 00:02:17,063 --> 00:02:21,050 And talk fast, or the hits will just keep on comin'. 45 00:02:25,051 --> 00:02:27,064 [hip hop music] 46 00:02:31,065 --> 00:02:34,055 ♪ You got a pain? Just apply me ♪ 47 00:02:34,057 --> 00:02:36,062 ♪ You got a brain? Don't defy me ♪ 48 00:02:36,064 --> 00:02:39,046 ♪ Yo I'm cooler than cold That's cold ♪ 49 00:02:39,048 --> 00:02:41,064 ♪ Yo I'm cooler than cold Baby I'm cold ♪ 50 00:02:41,066 --> 00:02:44,055 ♪ Yo you ready to chill? I ain't teasin' ♪ 51 00:02:44,057 --> 00:02:47,057 ♪ Absolute zero Yeah I'm freezin' ♪ 52 00:02:47,059 --> 00:02:49,052 ♪ Ice pack y'all Ice pack ♪ 53 00:02:49,054 --> 00:02:52,065 So, Ice Pack always knew he had mad skills and whatnot. 54 00:02:53,043 --> 00:02:54,049 Ice Pack just to figure out 55 00:02:54,051 --> 00:02:56,054 how to bring 'em to the peoples, ya know? 56 00:02:56,056 --> 00:02:58,061 It's my favorite record ever, Ice. 57 00:02:58,063 --> 00:03:00,065 You're a musical genius. 58 00:03:01,043 --> 00:03:03,049 Sir, we're being followed. 59 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:04,061 So? Lose 'em! 60 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:08,045 Uh, you better take a look for yourself. 61 00:03:08,047 --> 00:03:09,049 [both gasp] 62 00:03:11,055 --> 00:03:13,045 It's one of those bang babies! 63 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:14,061 Get us outta here! 64 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:17,047 [engine revving] 65 00:03:20,047 --> 00:03:21,057 Where are you taking me, Richie? 66 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:23,057 Patience. We're almost there. 67 00:03:23,059 --> 00:03:25,054 It'll be easier once we're old enough to drive. 68 00:03:25,056 --> 00:03:27,060 Hey, we could've got on my disk and flown. 69 00:03:27,062 --> 00:03:30,062 Eh, no disrespect, but I've seen you fall off that thing. 70 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:33,047 One time. And they were shooting at me! 71 00:03:33,049 --> 00:03:35,065 Yeah, whatever. Anyway, we're here. 72 00:03:37,055 --> 00:03:40,048 - We're where? - Your secret headquarters! 73 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:42,062 Every superhero has to have a secret headquarters. 74 00:03:42,064 --> 00:03:44,046 Come on! 75 00:03:47,049 --> 00:03:49,052 Hit the lights and peep your eyes. 76 00:03:53,044 --> 00:03:54,057 You gotta be kiddin' me. 77 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:56,046 You'd have to renovate before this place 78 00:03:56,048 --> 00:03:57,058 could even qualify as a dump. 79 00:03:57,060 --> 00:04:00,047 Aw, come on, Virg. Use your imagination. 80 00:04:00,049 --> 00:04:03,060 Right now this maybe a broken-down, rat-infested-- 81 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:05,066 - Rat-infested? - We'll get some traps. 82 00:04:06,044 --> 00:04:07,058 The point is, with a little work 83 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,051 this place could be the nerve center 84 00:04:09,053 --> 00:04:11,066 of our entire superhero operation. 85 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,055 And what will we call it? 86 00:04:13,057 --> 00:04:15,061 The abandoned gas station of solitude? 87 00:04:15,063 --> 00:04:17,045 Heh, that's funny. 88 00:04:17,047 --> 00:04:19,057 Hey, I'd have built us a treehouse if I had a tree. 89 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:22,043 Wish I could just go out and rent a decent headquarters. 90 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,054 But that takes money. 91 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:26,050 Nobody ever said, this superhero gig was a profit center. 92 00:04:26,052 --> 00:04:28,047 Yeah, but it's costin' me. 93 00:04:28,049 --> 00:04:30,055 I keep tearing my costume, meltin' my shoes. 94 00:04:30,057 --> 00:04:31,064 [tires squealing] 95 00:04:35,064 --> 00:04:37,051 Did you see that? 96 00:04:37,053 --> 00:04:39,057 Depends, what did you see? 97 00:04:41,054 --> 00:04:44,044 [electricity crackling] 98 00:04:53,045 --> 00:04:54,055 [tires screeching] 99 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:59,057 [upbeat music] 100 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,057 [gasps] Aah! 101 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:20,056 [all screaming] 102 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:35,066 Slow your roll there, superball. 103 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,049 I got no beef with you. Static, right? 104 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:40,047 That's me. And you are? 105 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:43,062 About to get very angry, unless you get outta my way. 106 00:05:43,064 --> 00:05:45,061 What do you want with these folks? 107 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:47,057 Punk inside stole from me. 108 00:05:47,059 --> 00:05:49,059 If this he did, this isn't the way to fix it. 109 00:05:49,061 --> 00:05:51,066 I tried every other way. Now, move! 110 00:05:52,044 --> 00:05:53,063 How about we go all radical 111 00:05:53,065 --> 00:05:55,059 sit down and talk about it? 112 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:57,046 I don't think so, Sparky. 113 00:05:57,048 --> 00:05:58,055 [grunts] 114 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:00,047 Be that way. 115 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:02,048 Aah! 116 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,051 Nice shot, but rubber's an insulator 117 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:07,047 so your electrical powers can't really hurt me. 118 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:11,053 Oh, no, you don't. 119 00:06:15,055 --> 00:06:17,053 Let me tell you something about electricity. 120 00:06:17,055 --> 00:06:20,054 A big enough charge can overload any insulator. 121 00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:21,058 [grunts] 122 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,061 [screams] 123 00:06:25,054 --> 00:06:26,065 [sighs] 124 00:06:29,044 --> 00:06:31,051 And that one ...wasn't big enough. 125 00:06:32,061 --> 00:06:34,045 [grunts] 126 00:06:34,047 --> 00:06:35,053 Aah! 127 00:06:41,044 --> 00:06:42,063 [sighs] You're not the enemy. 128 00:06:43,055 --> 00:06:46,044 [upbeat music] 129 00:06:50,048 --> 00:06:52,062 [shower running] 130 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:57,058 (Virgil) Oh, my head. 131 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,045 Note to self.. 132 00:06:59,047 --> 00:07:01,059 Avoid playin' catch with flyin' automobiles. 133 00:07:01,061 --> 00:07:03,047 [knock on door] 134 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:04,064 (Sharon) 'Little brother, you're running late.' 135 00:07:04,066 --> 00:07:07,044 'Breakfast is already on the table.' 136 00:07:07,046 --> 00:07:08,055 Virgil Ovid Hawkins! 137 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:11,052 Get your ashy butt out here right this minute! 138 00:07:11,054 --> 00:07:15,046 Sharon, my middle name is to be never spoken aloud. 139 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:16,055 You know that. 140 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,061 Finally. What's the matter? 141 00:07:21,063 --> 00:07:23,058 Thirteen hours of sleep not enough for you? 142 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,047 Keep it up, and I'll stop bringin' 143 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:27,050 you those milk bones you enjoy so much. 144 00:07:27,052 --> 00:07:29,049 Stop sassin' your sister. 145 00:07:30,047 --> 00:07:31,060 Sorry, dad. 146 00:07:31,062 --> 00:07:34,053 Did you make up your mind about that raise in my allowance? 147 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,060 Actually I have. 148 00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:37,051 And I've come up with a different solution 149 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:38,060 for your money troubles. 150 00:07:38,062 --> 00:07:40,048 A different solution? 151 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:42,044 Oh, you're gonna love this. 152 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:45,048 You see, Virgil, you need to make better use of your time. 153 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,054 You've got to be a little more disciplined. 154 00:07:47,056 --> 00:07:49,052 So, I called in a favor from an old friend 155 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:51,064 and got you into a work/study program. 156 00:07:51,066 --> 00:07:54,048 Work/study? Wait a minute. 157 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:56,055 Are you talking about...a job? 158 00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:58,043 Welcome to Burger Fool 159 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,048 where we're a fool for our customers. 160 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:02,044 May I take your order? 161 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,046 [chuckles] I'll have a bid fool 162 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,048 an order of fries and a lucky cola. 163 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,063 Yeah, and a side order of your self respect. 164 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:10,062 [both laughing] 165 00:08:10,064 --> 00:08:14,046 Thank you, sir. Always glad to be of service. 166 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:16,055 I happen to think a man with a J-O-B 167 00:08:16,057 --> 00:08:18,054 is nothing to laugh at. 168 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:20,054 Shouldn't you all be at the record store? 169 00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:22,053 The signing's not for another hour. 170 00:08:22,055 --> 00:08:24,052 That's right, one hour away 171 00:08:24,054 --> 00:08:26,060 from seeing Ice Pack in person! 172 00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:28,045 Shh! It's on. 173 00:08:29,063 --> 00:08:32,053 ♪ You got a pain just apply me ♪ 174 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:34,063 ♪ You got a brain don't defy me ♪ 175 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:37,057 ♪ I'm cooler than cold that's cold ♪ 176 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:40,043 Turn it off! Turn that off! 177 00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:41,063 What's your major malfunction? 178 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:47,060 - Rude! - Hey! 179 00:08:47,062 --> 00:08:50,048 I mean, uh, sir, you dropped your.. 180 00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:56,062 Nobody steals from me and get's away with it. 181 00:08:56,064 --> 00:08:59,048 Ice Pack's gonna give me my due. 182 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:02,048 Or he's in for a real bad stretch. 183 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:08,060 ♪ You got a pain just apply me ♪ 184 00:09:08,062 --> 00:09:11,049 ♪ You got a brain don't defy me ♪ 185 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,059 ♪ Yo I'm cooler than cold That's cold ♪ 186 00:09:13,061 --> 00:09:16,064 ♪ Yo I'm cooler than cold I'm cold ♪ 187 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:18,053 Who should I sign it to? 188 00:09:18,055 --> 00:09:21,050 To Lenny, yo, my number one dawg. 189 00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:23,049 Woof, woof, homie. 190 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:30,047 How you doin', sweet thing? 191 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:31,064 You don't recognize me, do you? 192 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:35,050 We've never met. I couldn't forget somebody like you. 193 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,062 You'd think so, wouldn't you? 194 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:40,057 [gasps] What do I pay you guys for? 195 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,059 - Get him! - 'I can't believe my eyes.' 196 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:44,056 [indistinct chatter] 197 00:09:46,058 --> 00:09:48,047 - Unh! - Unh! 198 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:51,047 [clamoring] 199 00:09:52,048 --> 00:09:53,058 Hey! 200 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,047 [screams] 201 00:09:56,049 --> 00:09:58,043 Ay, yo! Watch the gear. 202 00:09:58,045 --> 00:10:00,058 [all screaming] 203 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:04,058 [screams] 204 00:10:07,044 --> 00:10:09,060 Whoa, oh, uh.. Hey. 205 00:10:09,062 --> 00:10:11,054 [groans] 206 00:10:11,056 --> 00:10:13,059 Why you doing this, man? What do you want? 207 00:10:13,061 --> 00:10:17,046 I want my money and credit, for the beats you stole from me. 208 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:20,044 I just rap my rhymes, I got nothin' to do with the music. 209 00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:23,048 - If you wrote it, all props. - Who'd you get the music from? 210 00:10:23,050 --> 00:10:25,056 Ice Pack don't tell no tales, man. 211 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,044 Funny, I don't see a parachute on you. 212 00:10:28,046 --> 00:10:29,056 You tell me what I wanna know. 213 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:31,064 If it's true, I'll come get you down. 214 00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:38,050 You didn't have to stay here and babysit. 215 00:10:38,052 --> 00:10:40,063 Eh, it wouldn't have been much fun without you anyway. 216 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:44,044 At least we got some tunes. 217 00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:46,051 Till Mr. Sunshine comes back for it anyway. 218 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,064 [hip-hop music] 219 00:10:57,059 --> 00:10:59,060 Hmm, Ice Pack's new one. 220 00:10:59,062 --> 00:11:00,066 Where are the words? 221 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:02,053 Must be a dance mix or something? 222 00:11:02,055 --> 00:11:06,043 Already? The song hasn't even been out a day yet. 223 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,048 Wait a minute. 224 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,057 Rubberband Man says Ice Pack stole from him. 225 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:12,045 Then Mr. Sunshine comes in here with this. 226 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,061 Hey, guys! 227 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,066 You're not gonna believe this. 228 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:16,060 Some snake man dragged Ice Pack 229 00:11:16,062 --> 00:11:18,052 to the top of Spire Records. 230 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:20,052 He's gonna fall off. 231 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,060 Snake man? 232 00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:25,045 [door closes] 233 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:27,049 Mr. Creed, can I take my break? 234 00:11:27,051 --> 00:11:29,050 So you can go to the record store? 235 00:11:29,052 --> 00:11:31,043 Forget it. 236 00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:34,050 Okay, then I'll, I'll-I'll take out the garbage. 237 00:11:34,052 --> 00:11:35,062 You do that. 238 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:41,061 [grunts] 239 00:11:41,063 --> 00:11:43,045 [police sirens] 240 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:47,047 [crowd gasping] What's goin' on? 241 00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:49,053 Hey, look! 242 00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:51,048 Whoa! 243 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,050 [siren blaring] 244 00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:55,058 [whimpers] 245 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,050 Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. 246 00:11:57,052 --> 00:11:58,053 [helicopter whirring] 247 00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,061 Huh? 248 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,043 [whimpers] 249 00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:08,045 Aah! 250 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:10,044 [crowd gasps] 251 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,053 [screams] 252 00:12:13,052 --> 00:12:15,054 Who? What? I mean how? 253 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:18,057 You rappers certainly are an articulate bunch. 254 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:20,044 What was that, a freestyle? 255 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,053 Unh! 256 00:12:21,055 --> 00:12:22,062 [groans] 257 00:12:25,064 --> 00:12:29,046 I'm Audi. Oh, yeah. Thanks. 258 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,057 Hold up, Ice Punk. 259 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:33,057 I wanna know why Rubberband Man's so mad at you. 260 00:12:33,059 --> 00:12:36,046 - Can't say. - You steal from him? 261 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,065 Like maybe some music he wrote? 262 00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:41,051 Don't mess with this. 263 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,056 Very scary person involved. 264 00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:45,050 Yeah, me. 265 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,049 Not again, man. 266 00:12:49,051 --> 00:12:51,055 Is that your final answer? 267 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:53,058 Alright, dawg, it's my producer. 268 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,048 That's who ripped him off. 269 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,061 Oh, do go on. 270 00:12:58,061 --> 00:13:00,057 (woman on TV) 'And even though it appeared to be yet another 271 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:04,045 'inexplicable bang baby incident, some are dubious' 272 00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:06,044 'claiming it's all just a publicity stunt' 273 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,059 'for Ice Pack's new record.' 274 00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,049 I'm Shelly Sandoval. 275 00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:11,059 Live from Spire Records. 276 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:13,064 If I hadn't seen that, I'd have never believed it. 277 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,052 What are the odds I'd steal beats 278 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:17,044 from one of those bang babies. 279 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,065 Actually, they're pretty good, boss. 280 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:22,048 You steal music from a lot of people. 281 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:25,050 If that freak comes looking for me, I'll be ready. 282 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,052 Hey! 283 00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:41,053 [grunts] 284 00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:44,062 Hold it, guys. Hold it. 285 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:47,066 He's our guest. Adam Evans, right? 286 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,050 You're a very talented young man. 287 00:13:50,052 --> 00:13:52,044 When my colleague at the record company 288 00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:53,064 played me the tracks you submitted 289 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,053 I knew I had to have 'em. 290 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:57,054 So you stole 'em. 291 00:13:57,056 --> 00:14:01,053 Nothing personal, Adam. I'm in the music business. 292 00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:03,065 It's the way we...do things. 293 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,055 But you're too tough to cheat. 294 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:08,057 I'll see that you get your credit on the next pressing. 295 00:14:08,059 --> 00:14:10,054 And as for your money.. 296 00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:22,058 Just take as much as you can carry, for now. 297 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,058 We'll work out the details tomorrow. Okay? 298 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,056 As much as I can carry, huh? 299 00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:36,048 You just made a bad deal. 300 00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:38,066 One of us did. 301 00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:41,066 [door closing] 302 00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:54,054 [grunts] 303 00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:57,048 (male #1) 'You didn't think I was just going to' 304 00:14:57,050 --> 00:14:58,055 'give you my money, did you? 305 00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:00,053 'After all, I stole it fair and square.' 306 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:02,049 You've got about a half hour of air. 307 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,062 'Unless you keep struggling.' 308 00:15:03,064 --> 00:15:06,048 In which case, you use it up even faster. 309 00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:11,066 [panting] 310 00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:16,056 [gasps] 311 00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:22,046 [upbeat music] 312 00:15:23,062 --> 00:15:25,061 [grunts] 313 00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:36,057 boing boing boing 314 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,052 [panting] 315 00:15:43,064 --> 00:15:46,064 [groans] 316 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:56,066 Wow, Dakota Hills. 317 00:15:57,044 --> 00:16:00,044 Bet nobody here has to work at Burger Fool. 318 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,060 Look at this playground. 319 00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:04,065 They could charge admission. Probably do. 320 00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:12,048 Let me guess, Bible Study group? 321 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:15,046 No, but you better start prayin' all the same. 322 00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,060 crackle 323 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,065 Wha.. My chain! 324 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,056 Whoa! Hey! 325 00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:23,043 [grunting] 326 00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:27,047 Whenever I'm nervous about facin' a big group 327 00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:29,057 I try to imagine them in their underwear. 328 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,059 Sometimes it's easier than others. 329 00:16:31,061 --> 00:16:32,065 [grunts] 330 00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,058 A purist would never use an aluminum bat. 331 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,053 [screaming] 332 00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:46,059 [groans] 333 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,047 What do you think you're doing? 334 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,057 Warnin' you, that's all. 335 00:16:52,059 --> 00:16:54,044 Adam Evans is comin' and you better 336 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,052 make it right with him or.. 337 00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:57,056 [clanging] 338 00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:01,050 Sounds like he might already be here. 339 00:17:01,052 --> 00:17:04,061 - Open it up. - Do it yourself, smart guy. 340 00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:08,052 Okay, but it seems like a waste of a perfectly good door. 341 00:17:09,048 --> 00:17:12,043 [crackling] 342 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,051 [yells] 343 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:18,048 Taser noogie. 344 00:17:20,054 --> 00:17:23,045 Stand back! I'm gonna melt the hinges. 345 00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:27,062 I'm almost through. Just a little more.. 346 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:29,049 [grunts] 347 00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:36,050 Let's see how you like having your air supply cut off. 348 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:38,063 Let him go, Adam. 349 00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:41,049 You don't need to be as stupid as he is. 350 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,055 Stay out of this. Aah! 351 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:48,062 - What? - 'Kawarimi.' 352 00:17:48,064 --> 00:17:50,060 Ancient ninja art of misdirection. 353 00:17:50,062 --> 00:17:53,063 'All you need is a thing some idiot can mistake you for' 354 00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:55,058 'and some idiot.' 355 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,055 'Uhh! Big fella.' 356 00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:07,046 Bet they needed Lake Michigan to baptize you. 357 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,046 Hang tight, Don't imagine we'll have to wait very long. 358 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:21,053 Stay outta my way, Static. DJ belongs to me. 359 00:18:21,055 --> 00:18:23,065 Calm down. You already made your case. 360 00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:26,061 - And you'll get your money too. - That's not enough now. 361 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,049 I can't let anybody dog me out and get away with it. 362 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:32,043 - I'll lose my street cred. - Street cred? 363 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,052 You wrote a hit record. 364 00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:35,058 You got talent. That's what people respect. 365 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:38,047 That's what I used to think. But not anymore. 366 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:40,047 Adam, I'm trying to help you. 367 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,052 - Too late! - Aah! 368 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,050 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 369 00:18:44,052 --> 00:18:46,055 No, Adam, please. 370 00:18:48,048 --> 00:18:51,055 - What're you-- - You're rubber, I'm glue. 371 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:56,047 [grunting] 372 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:58,061 Superglue, to be exact. Now, pay attention. 373 00:18:58,063 --> 00:19:00,057 Here's where it get's interesting. 374 00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:04,049 Aah! 375 00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,063 [groans] 376 00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:11,056 [screaming] 377 00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:17,050 Let me go! 378 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,050 Let me go! 379 00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:20,055 What's that? I can't seem to hear you over all those sirens. 380 00:19:24,056 --> 00:19:26,052 You think I care about jail? 381 00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:28,063 It'll just give me more street cred. 382 00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:31,045 When I get out, I'll be a legend! 383 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:34,057 I don't know, DJ. Seems to me that once the news gets out 384 00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:36,045 the other guys you ripped off will be 385 00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:37,054 comin' out of the woodwork. 386 00:19:37,056 --> 00:19:38,061 By the time you're released 387 00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:41,046 your hits will be moldy oldies. 388 00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:49,052 [chuckling] I wish I could've seen Rubberband Man's face 389 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,057 when you spooled him up on that merry-go-round. 390 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,054 Me too. But I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere. 391 00:19:54,056 --> 00:19:57,064 [sighs] All that money, and you had to leave it behind. 392 00:19:57,066 --> 00:20:01,056 - Seems a waste. - Superheroes don't take money. 393 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:04,045 Superheroes work at Burger Fool. 394 00:20:04,047 --> 00:20:07,045 Superheroes used to work at Burger Fool. 395 00:20:07,047 --> 00:20:09,055 - Huh? - I've been meanin' to tell ya. 396 00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,066 After you ran out, you got pink-slipped. 397 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,054 Oh, man! 398 00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:16,045 And in a related note, your dad's been lookin' for ya. 399 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:18,051 - Anything else? - Well.. 400 00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:20,057 I knew how much you wanted the Ice Pack CD 401 00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:22,050 but after all this.. 402 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,066 Thanks, anyway. 403 00:20:31,046 --> 00:20:33,043 [theme music] 404 00:20:41,046 --> 00:20:43,043 ♪ Gotta get up gotta go get up ♪ 405 00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:46,053 [music continues] 406 00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:51,065 ♪ Here we go here we go hip ♪ 407 00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,066 [music continues] 408 00:21:04,047 --> 00:21:06,047 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 409 00:21:06,049 --> 00:21:08,065 ♪ I put a shock to your system ♪ 410 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,043 ♪ Static Shock ♪