♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Go go come on go ♪
♪ Go go go go go ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
Uh, yes, we are like, totally organic.
I want begonias, uh, some orchids and..
Oh, what are those!
There you go, a fresh blinces.
Blinces? I love blinces.
It's a Bang Baby.
Sport-scent deodorant.
Mint toothpaste.
A hint of ionized oxygen.
Static!
Guess I better stay downwind next time.
Swoosh ♪ Hey you lookin' for me? ♪
♪ One two three you know I be ♪
Uch. Uh, roger that, air command.
We are in pursuit of the bogey and closin' in.
♪ Hey ooh talkin' to you ♪
♪ Can't you see who else can I be? ♪
♪ Hey hey lookin' for me? ♪
Man, I'm being jacked by produce.
♪ I got game for a limited game ♪
♪ Over you easy scramble your brain ♪
♪ Hey you wanna know what ♪
♪ You follow so fast as I reach for the sky ♪
Let's see, so far, I got you down for robbery
vandalism and excessive cruelty to produce.
Anything else you wanna add?
Clang.
What is.. Ahh!
Sniff sniff Uh!
Where am I? What is this place?
- You guys! - Stay cool, man.
'Kangor! Hotshot!'
Hotstreak, jerk!
Now, now, we can't blame Ferret for being a bit disoriented.
The Joker.
So formal?
Call me Uncle J.
Everyone does.
What are you doing here?
Such a sad story.
You see, things got a bit uncomfortable for me back home.
Thanks to a cranky Bat, my cadre of cronies
were cast in the clink.
Suddenly, I was set adrift.
Not a friend in the world.
Then I realized Dakota is just lousy
with fun, young people.
Like you.
So I decided to pop in and scare up new recruits.
Look, Joker, uh, Uncle J.
I appreciate you savin' me and all but I..
I-I don't think I'm what you're looking for.
Thanks, anyway.
Don't be stupid, man.
Oh, yeah, this is The Big Leagues.
I don't care, this guy is totally creepin' me out.
Well, I certainly don't want you to feel uncomfortable, Ferret.
Though it will be a shame to lose you.
And your power.
An acute sense of smell, isn't it?
Yeah, I.. Hey, hey..
What's happening to him?
I'm seeing to it that he leaves us on a happy note.
Although the police sealed off the area
the metahuman ferret managed to escape.
- You're not eating? - Na-uh.
Good. More for me.
It doesn't make sense.
Why would anybody help Ferret?
And what made all those balloons explode?
Mm, too much hot air?
'And the police are still investigating'
'today's bizarre hijacking at the East Side Fire Station.'
By the time we got downstairs
they had taken two of our biggest rigs.
Why would anyone steal a fire truck?
The heat is on, gang.
"Heat is on."
Oh, this guy kills me.
Only if you don't do what he says.
Okay, boys, make papa proud.
- Where's the fire? - Right here, old man.
Hit the floor. Now!
Thud.
Loud noises get on my nerves.
Everything gets on your nerves, man.
Hey, I've got issues.
'All units, bank alarm at Dakota First National.'
Flight boy at 2 o'clock.
You heard her, kiddies. Let's not be greedy.
Looks like the fire department
better rethink it's hiring policy.
Clang.
Woah! Oh!
Ah, this is almost too easy.
Thud thud.
Fire's out, kids. Time to go home.
Not your best moment.
What's so funny?
Ferret!
"Missing you?"
'What does that mean?'
He seems to be stabilizing
but call me if his condition worsens.
What did this to you?
Not what.
Who.
Batman!
Hi, it's Static, isn't it?
Uh, yeah. Oh, man!
I cannot believe I'm shakin' hands with Robin The Boy Wonder.
Well, let's skip The Boy Wonder stuff, huh?
I'm gettin' kinda old for it.
See any clothing?
Just his shoes. Lots of grease.
- Some metal shavings. - On the top or the bottom?
- Top. - Which means..
He wasn't walkin', they dragged him.
Oh, yeah, obviously..
This'll help him recover from The Joker's gas.
The Joker! Um, here in Dakota?
Why did he hogtie Ferret?
And what's with that note? "Missing you!"
He's bored.
He needs an opponent who can measure up.
Hey, I can measure up.
Don't take it personally.
Batman and Joker go way back.
- Can I help? - Probably not.
Is he always this friendly?
Hey, he didn't say no.
So after we busted his old gang
we got a tip he was comin' here to for a new one.
That's why he had all those metahumans with him.
Is this where Ferret disappeared?
Uh, yes, sir.
- Would you mind? - Oh! Yeah, of course.
No sweat.
Thank you.
It's my pops.
Here, use this.
Come on, pops, just another half hour, please.
I'm hangin' with the guys, that's all.
Not far. I'm right under thirt..
I mean, right at 34th and Main.
Just walkin' around, yeah.
I know it's late. Uh! Okay, alright!
I'll be there. Damn!
I gotta get home.
So we gathered.
- Where are we? - The old industrial district.
It goes on for miles along the river.
He could be anywhere. We need to find another lead.
Wait. What about tomorrow?
- Where can we meet? - We'll call you.
Yeah, b-but what if I find out somethin'?
How do I contact you?
Use this, but only if it's important.
Understand?
- Important. Yeah. - See ya.
Uh-huh. Nice working with you.
"Nice working with you." How lame is that?
Big time super hero has to go home to daddy.
What's your beef, Kangor?
The guy is smarter than Ebon and Hyde put together.
I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.
I still don't trust him.
Look what he did to Ferret, man.
Clang Yo, bigfoot! You almost hit me.
Maybe next time you'll move.
Maybe next time, I'll boil me some kangaroo meat.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, knock it off.
Boss man wants us to get this done.
You don't wanna make him mad, do ya?
How could he have tracked me here so soon?
How?
Who, Uncle J?
The Bat, that's who?
Here in Dakota.
With his little bird boy.
So what? It's five of us against three of them.
Three? Oh, yes.
Including that drippy dry self Static.
Maybe we should hit him first.
Shiv, old boy, you may have stumbled onto something.
They don't know that we know they're here.
And that is all the advantage we may need.
Batman and Robin! How cool is that?
Well, it would've been cooler if I had done
at least one thing right last night.
Hey, you got 'em to the industrial district, right?
And we know that wherever Joker's hiding
there's grease and metal shavings.
- That narrows it down. - Relax.
Let me do some research on the internet.
You do that.
Meanwhile, I think I just found the best clue of all.
Talented Joker. He's taking the bait.
Time to call in the troops.
Oh, no, the Bat-gizmo's gone.
This is not happening.
Okay, okay, chill out.
There's gotta be a way to signal 'em.
Uh, Bruce.
There's something you should see.
I guess we should be grateful he didn't use a loudspeaker.
Where's the signal device I gave you?
The uh, uh, battery must've gone..
Actually, I kinda misplaced it.
So what do you have?
I saw Talon fly in there.
- You stay out here. - Huh?
In case anyone shows up.
Oh, sure. Whatever you say.
Static's big Batman adventure.
Waitin' by the door.
Do you hear anything?
- No. - My point exactly.
It's an ambush!
Hold still.
♪ Show me somethin' show me what you got ♪
♪ Show me somethin' hit me with your best shot ♪
♪ Break the doors ♪
Hm, sweet dreams, Bat boy.
♪ Show me somethin' ♪
♪ Show me somethin' yeah 'cause I showed you ♪
You'll have to excuse my kids.
They're so rambunctious lately.
Should've brought a crossword puzzle or somethin'.
Hey!
Richie. Come in. Rich?
'You haven't any luck?'
I'm still searchin', bro.
We just don't have enough info to zero in on the hideout.
Well now we gotta find it.
Joker just grabbed Batman and Robin.
Oh, no. How did you get away?
I didn't get away. They trapped me in a tunnel.
I wasn't even worth capturing.
However they did manage to mortally wound your ego.
Sorry, I'm just frustrated. I wanted to.. I don't know.
- Measure up. - Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Batman and Robin must have a communication system, right?
- Like our Shock boxes. - Sure.
So if there's a way to send a radio signal
there's a way to track it.
Okay, I'm inside.
Shouldn't be too hard to figure out this thing.
How do you make this thing stop?
Uh, okay. Plan B.
You see anything that looks like a tracking system?
I can't even find a steering wheel.
Richie, I think it heard me.
Hoo-hoo! Major coolness.
Okay, uh, try this.
Computer, engage tracking device.
How did you know how to do that?
I watch a lot of sci-fi.
Your turn.
Computer, engage auto-pilot.
Find Batman and Robin.
Whoa!
It appears you've lost the home field advantage, Batsy boy.
Whereas I had the foresight to hire the local all-star team.
What's with the camera, Joker?
I'm preserving fond memories of your demise, Batso.
Something for me and the kids to watch when this green hair
has turned to grey.
You don't really think you're gonna pull this off, do you?
Yeah, I mean, considering your batting average.
Pardon the expression.
How droll.
But since we're all anxious to get this over with..
Let's get this over with.
You know how I love toys, Batman.
Here's how this one works.
Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
You won't see that at the auto show.
Let's go for a double-header, shall we?
Bye-bye, birdies.
What took you so long?
Hey, I'm here, aren't I?
Oh, this again. Whoa!
You are getting closer.
Oh, children! Uncle Joker needs you.
Ooh, spot welding is not good for the complexion.
Too bad it has to end this way, Robin.
You and I are birds of a feather.
I cannot tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
I got dibs on the Bat.
Too late.
Ooh!
Please, Batman, help me.
Got ya.
Hm?
- That looks fun. Let me try. - Huh?
Not bad.
Well, it's been a real slice.
Thank, man, anytime you wanna hang together, I am there.
Deal.
Batman, I don't know what to say
except it was a thrill working with you.
Any chance we could, you know, team up again?
We'll see.
Swoosh.
Yes!
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static shock ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪
♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ Superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪