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♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

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♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

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♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

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♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

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♪ S-superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

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♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

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♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

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♪ Go go ♪

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♪ Come on go ♪

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♪ Go go go go go ♪

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♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

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♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

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♪ Static Shock ♪

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Now, Virgil, time to eat.

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- And this is?
- Dinner.

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Could you be more specific.

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It's meatloaf. Enjoy.

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Kinda on the pink side huh?

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Look, while dad's away
at the counsellors council.

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I'm in charge.

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That means you are gonna
eat what I cook. Clear?

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Alright, chill. Could I at
least have some ketchup?

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Since you're already up.

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I don't need excuse.

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I am carrying
sixteen units at school

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I volunteer at the hospital,
you don't like my cooking

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well, then you can just..

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Chomp chomp ...starve.

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Well, gotta go.
Thanks for dinner.

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Slow down. Where you
going? Some video arcade?

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No, I am gonna meet
Richie to do a little homework.

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Excuse me, did you
just say video arcade?

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- That is so Y2K.
- Is what?

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Y2K, last year, out of date,
history. Everybody is sayin' it.

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They are not. That's just
some stupid thing you made up.

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Ow.

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Wow! Hot!

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Hmm.

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Man, the things I do to
keep peace in the house.

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No, Byron. I am
not gonna do this.

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First, don't call
me Byron anymore.

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From now on my name is
Boom, and yours in Mirage.

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Uh, whatever, Boom.

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Second, this ain't
fun for me either.

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But it's the only
way to help grandma.

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You do want to
help her, don't you?

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Mm-hmm.

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Alright, let's get with it.

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Yo, little man, if you're not
21, you can't join the fun.

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Well, I am sure you'll make
an exception in our case.

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Maybe you didn't hear me.

52
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No, maybe you didn't hear me.

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Way too noisy in here. I
can hardly hear myself think.

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Okay, all you yuppies
and buppies, hit the floor.

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Nobody is doing like I asked.

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Mirage, it's all you.

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'You told her we were
doing homework?'

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'On a Friday night?'

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Think she won't believe me?

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No, she will. But she doesn't
say much for our social lives.

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Hey, something's up with
that new club on Warren.

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Later.

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I said, can you describe
the people who attacked you?

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- What?
- What did they look like?

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No, I feel alright. I
just can't hear so good.

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Hey, chief, very hip place
to hold a policemen's ball.

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Am I too late to buy a ticket?

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There was a robbery
here, Static, Metahumans.

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Any idea who did it?

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One of them was like
a human loudspeaker.

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The other one somehow
conjured up a pack of tigers.

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Huh, Soul trains meets
the Discovery channel..

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- Hey, it's Static.
- Static. Over here, please.

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Need a question.

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I tell you, he is
working my last nerve.

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Every dinner I make, he
gives me grieve about it.

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It's not like my
cooking's that bad.

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- Of course not.
- No, it's fine.

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Hey, it's Static.

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Oh, wait, talk about electric.

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Who do you think did this,
Static? Slipstream? Replay?

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No, these are new bang babies.

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Besides, we got those
other guys chilling in jail.

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They are totally Y2K.

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Y2K? Like what's that mean?

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He's saying they are
history, it's an expression.

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Virgil uses it all.. Whoa.

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Sharon? You alright?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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Catch you later, guys.

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No way.

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Aw, come on, don't die. I'm
only five blocks from home.

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Static?

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Hm.

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Virgil?

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Static?

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No, couldn't be.

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Could it?

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Credit card. Credit
card. Credit card.

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Boo-yeah! Now, that's
what I'm talking about.

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What are you doing?

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Taking inventory. Now go
eat breakfast or something.

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What is your problem?

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Why this all have to happen?

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Yeah, one day we're
livin' large in the burbs

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next we're here in this
pit. Stinks, doesn't it?

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First mom goes,
then dad, then this.

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I know, sis, I know.
I miss him, too.

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But maybe us
stepping in that spill

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from the big bank was
payback, almost a gift.

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You call this a
gift? We're freaks.

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Okay, maybe not a gift. Then
how about an opportunity?

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Now we got a way to
get back what we had

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and a way to help grandma.
Thanking her for taking us in.

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We're all she's got.

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I know that.

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That's why we're doing this.
So we can buy her a nice place.

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You just gotta trust
your big brother, okay?

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Breakfast, Virgil?

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Uh, sure.

121
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Here's syrup, blueberry jam.

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I can make bacon if you want.

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Um, this is good. Thanks.

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You're welcome.

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Oh, do those need
a little warmup?

126
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No, they are perfect. Really.

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So, how was your evening?

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Do anything interesting?

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- What do you mean?
- You know..

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When you went out to..
Where did you go again?

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- Uh, a movie.
- Ah!

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Was that after you and
Richie did your homework?

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Mm..

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Homework? No see..

135
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No, after that we went and saw..

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You feel alright?

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Me? Oh, sure. And you?

138
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Fine. Well, I'm gonna go now.

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Oh, off on an important
errand, are you?

140
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Uh, no. I'm just going
up to my room. Okay?

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Okay, little brother. Bye.

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No mental problems there.

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♪ WDK FM Dakota city ♪

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Yo, check it out! You're
back with Dr. Mac on the BDK.

145
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Now, I am gazing at a stack
of green like you've never seen.

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No lie, right
here in the studio.

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A hundred and two
thousand dollars!

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'We are looking for the
twenty seventh caller.'

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'If that's you, you are
one oh two DK winner'

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Hah, what kind of fool's
gonna fall for that hype?

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- 'Eh yo, V, I am gonna win.'
- Richie?

152
00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:10,990
Yeah, I have been speed
dialing WDK for an hour.

153
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I'm on hold. I'm in..

154
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V, who's that?

155
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I don't know. Shh.

156
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Uh, listen up, y'all, we got us
a special guest in the studio.

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Calls himself Boom and I..

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I just won a hundred and
two thousand big ones.

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- Right?
- Uh-huh.

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He is stealing my prize money.

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I'm on it.

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Virgil, are you listening
to the radio? Virgil?

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'Static, are you there?
Come in, Static?'

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- Richie?
- Uh..

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The cellular unit you
called is not responding

166
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or is out of range, please
try your call again later.

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Gotcha!

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Any sign of them yet?

169
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Never mind.

170
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Back off, five oh, I
got the drop on you!

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Okay, sis, make it big.

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Elephants.

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Fallback.

174
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Looks like the
circus is in town.

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They are not real.

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Cover your ears before he..

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Byron!

178
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Look, I didn't wanna do it.
But Byron made me help him.

179
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Uh-huh. So what is
he? Your boyfriend?

180
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No way! He is just my brother.

181
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Oh, guess he can be a
real pain sometimes, huh?

182
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But he is not acting
like his normal self.

183
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Lately, he sorta scares me.

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Mirage, no offence, but
your bro sounds wacked.

185
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It happens to a
lot of bang babies

186
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it messes with their head.

187
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He is still my brother.

188
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Hey, I hear you, doesn't matter
how much trouble they get into

189
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your family is your family.

190
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You still care about them.

191
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Look, you rest,
we'll talk later.

192
00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:04,995
Her brother? That could be
a problem, family ties and all.

193
00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,982
Yeah, but she is coming around.

194
00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:08,606
At least she is not
in any hurry to see..

195
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On the other hand, she may
not have a choice in the matter.

196
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,985
'We now return to our
Saturday afternoon feature.'

197
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"Night of The Killer Cows."

198
00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:32,983
'Tell me what're you
doin' here in the barn?'

199
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,979
'Looking for you, Mary Jo.'

200
00:13:35,003 --> 00:13:35,993
'I thought you done got killed.'

201
00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:37,999
'No, I am fine but.. Huh!'

202
00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:41,019
'Tommy, look out behind you..'

203
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:44,993
Why're you sitting here?
You hate this kinda movie.

204
00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:47,983
I just think we should
spend more time together.

205
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:49,987
Gee! Thanks, but, no thanks.

206
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:51,986
Would you say no to these?

207
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,990
The Dakota
Destroyers? Incredible!

208
00:13:55,014 --> 00:13:58,979
Hold on, why are you taking
me to a basketball game?

209
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:00,999
Because I'm your sister, silly.

210
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:03,991
Right, so exactly
when did the aliens

211
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,980
replace you with this clone?

212
00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:08,984
Yeah, that's right,
next I see Static

213
00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:10,986
I'm gonna give
him a world of hurt.

214
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:14,022
Listen to you, you're not
some gangster from the hood.

215
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,996
We are from Southfield.
Byron, I know it's not your fault.

216
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:23,992
It's that bang-baby thing. It
made you sick, you need help.

217
00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:27,987
Ah, okay, baby sister, this
next thing, it's the last one.

218
00:14:28,011 --> 00:14:29,981
In and out, then we'll be done.

219
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:31,988
You promise? No trouble?

220
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:34,015
It'll be no trouble at all.

221
00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:42,993
- Thank you.
- Virgil, stay close.

222
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,999
Any closer and we'll be
wearing the same pair of pants.

223
00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:49,979
Okay, Sharon, what's up?
Why you hanging on me like this?

224
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,999
Because, Virgil,
I know the truth.

225
00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:56,005
I know that you're Static.

226
00:14:58,002 --> 00:14:59,983
Now, what makes you say that?

227
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,984
Static looks like you, Static
talks like you and the other

228
00:15:03,008 --> 00:15:05,984
night I saw him flying
right into our neighborhood.

229
00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:07,989
That's all just co-incidence.

230
00:15:08,013 --> 00:15:11,992
Then how do you explain
this? I found it in your room.

231
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,991
I heard Richie's voice coming
out of it and he was saying.

232
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,982
"Static, Static."

233
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:19,023
Oh, that.. What, no.. Heh-heh!

234
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,984
See, this is just
an old walkie talkie

235
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,981
Richie and I are trying to fix.

236
00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:26,981
And he was probably
complaining about the static.

237
00:15:27,005 --> 00:15:29,978
You know, the..
Shhhh.. All that.

238
00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,992
Well, okay, Virgil,
you play it your way.

239
00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:34,984
But sooner or later, you are
going to change into Static

240
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and I intend to be
right there when you do.

241
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,982
Hey, V, I didn't know
you're going to be here.

242
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,982
What you doing?

243
00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:44,979
Uh, going to the
bathroom and so are you.

244
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,009
Virgil!

245
00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,980
Men only. Bye.

246
00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:50,990
I just saw Boom and
Mirage in the crowd.

247
00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:51,998
Oh, no.

248
00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,978
And Sharon has
figured out that I'm Static.

249
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Uh, I might be partially
responsible for that.

250
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- You think?
- What do we do, bro?

251
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,989
There's gotta be
someway to cool her down.

252
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Sprinklers.

253
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,983
Yeah, give it enough juice
to set off the whole section.

254
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,007
Just what I was thinking.

255
00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:15,999
Huh? Hey! Ugh, my clothes.

256
00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:18,023
Get those pants
to dry clean too.

257
00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:23,987
Uh-oh, sounds like Mirage
and her bro making their move.

258
00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:24,991
What about Sharon?

259
00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:25,995
She is gonna have to wait till I

260
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,993
can pull the plug
on Mr. Boombox.

261
00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:31,983
Arena manager this way.

262
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:35,015
And that way. So
where did the door go?

263
00:16:38,012 --> 00:16:40,022
Huh, nice cover up.

264
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:42,992
This guy is hurt.

265
00:16:43,016 --> 00:16:44,997
You said there wasn't
gonna be any trouble.

266
00:16:45,021 --> 00:16:47,984
And there wouldn't have been
if he had done like I told him.

267
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:48,989
Now, let's go.

268
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:52,983
No, Static was
right. You are crazy.

269
00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,993
Quit sayin' that. Who
you gonna listen to?

270
00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:57,999
Your own brother
or some flying freak?

271
00:16:58,023 --> 00:17:02,023
Uh, Alex, I'll take flying
freak for two hundred dollars.

272
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,020
Ah!

273
00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:07,991
What is that?

274
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Thud.

275
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:26,997
This guy is hot on the ears
than a Ratt metal concert.

276
00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:31,004
You're done messing
with my plans, Static.

277
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,997
Swoosh swoosh swoosh.

278
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,981
- Wrong way, Sharon.
- Richie, let go.

279
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:49,165
Shar, it's dangerous in here.

280
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:50,985
You wanna see dangerous?

281
00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:54,978
Touch me again, I'll
show you dangerous.

282
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:55,993
Stay still, will you?

283
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:59,979
Sorry, I didn't quite catch
that. But you can catch this.

284
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:00,995
♪ Gotta be be S-superhero ♪

285
00:18:01,019 --> 00:18:03,986
♪ Gotta be be.. ♪

286
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:07,990
Whoo, yeah. You go, bro! Whoo!

287
00:18:08,014 --> 00:18:10,995
Get out of here, you
two, uh, whoever you are.

288
00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:13,007
Ah!

289
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,006
Virgil!

290
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:21,011
Swoosh

291
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:27,014
swoosh swoosh This has to stop.

292
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:32,017
What? It's a mirage,
I can't see. Quit it.

293
00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:39,004
Swoosh.

294
00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:48,124
Whoo, I gotta work out more.

295
00:18:51,008 --> 00:18:53,005
Mirage, quit it.

296
00:18:58,022 --> 00:19:00,996
Let me out. I'm warning you.

297
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,007
Swoosh.

298
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,982
Hey, dude!

299
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,994
It's like they say, "People
who live in glass houses

300
00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:10,013
should keep the volume down."

301
00:19:15,007 --> 00:19:17,022
Uh, think fast, hero,
your sister has you

302
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,013
right in her sight.

303
00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:28,988
There is Virgil. The last one
out. Proves my point, see?

304
00:19:29,012 --> 00:19:31,991
The only point I see is
the one on top of your head.

305
00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,996
So, are you gonna admit it?

306
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:39,001
Admit? Oh, are you still going
on with that crazy Static talk?

307
00:19:42,007 --> 00:19:42,996
Static talk.

308
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:46,996
Cut it out, Virgil. First you
disappear then Static shows up.

309
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,979
Static disappears, you show up.

310
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,986
You can't tell me those
sprinklers went off by accident.

311
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,988
Sprinklers? Oh that
explains the hair.

312
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:57,996
I thought you just had
a perspiration problem.

313
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,986
Fine, tell you what?

314
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:03,981
We'll just let daddy figure
it out when he get home.

315
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:06,000
Wait, look.

316
00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:08,998
Now, what were you sayin'?

317
00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:13,987
He is.. You're.. But
if.. You can't be..

318
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,999
Did you hear me
shouting at him? Oh!

319
00:20:16,023 --> 00:20:18,989
He must think I
am buggin' big time.

320
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:20,985
That would be my guess.

321
00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:22,981
Uh, how did you do that?

322
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,992
Static just asked a new
friend for a small favor.

323
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,986
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

324
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,979
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

325
00:20:30,003 --> 00:20:30,999
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

326
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,989
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

327
00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,011
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero.. ♪

328
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:37,978
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

329
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:38,991
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

330
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:41,986
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

331
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,990
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

332
00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:45,995
♪ S-superhero ♪
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

333
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:47,992
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

334
00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:50,021
♪ Static Shock ♪
♪ Static Shock ♪

335
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:01,996
♪ Gotta be be gotta
be be s-superhero ♪

336
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,990
♪ Gotta be be gotta be be ♪

337
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,011
♪ Static Shock ♪