1 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:06,982 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,980 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 3 00:00:09,004 --> 00:00:09,987 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ 4 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,992 ♪ A Superhero ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 5 00:00:12,016 --> 00:00:13,988 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 6 00:00:14,012 --> 00:00:15,612 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 7 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:17,978 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 8 00:00:18,002 --> 00:00:19,992 ♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 9 00:00:20,016 --> 00:00:23,014 ♪ Go go come on go ♪ 10 00:00:24,021 --> 00:00:27,013 ♪ Go go go go go ♪ 11 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,993 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 12 00:01:00,017 --> 00:01:01,980 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be-be ♪ 13 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:04,001 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 14 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,988 'Is the network completely mad?' 15 00:01:11,012 --> 00:01:11,998 Making us rehearse? 16 00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:14,023 We only know three chords. 17 00:01:18,005 --> 00:01:18,993 Are they both in there? 18 00:01:19,017 --> 00:01:20,023 Yeah. 19 00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:23,004 And one of them smells funky. 20 00:01:24,023 --> 00:01:25,986 Kangor. 21 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:28,016 No problem, man. 22 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:33,020 Knock knock, it's the Ruffpack. 23 00:01:34,015 --> 00:01:35,991 Hey, Rock 'n' Rollers. 24 00:01:36,015 --> 00:01:38,021 I'll be taking your dummy guitars. 25 00:01:40,015 --> 00:01:42,012 You got a problem with that? 26 00:01:47,017 --> 00:01:48,994 - Looks clear, Hyde. - 'Good.' 27 00:01:49,018 --> 00:01:52,986 We don't want to be running into you-know-who again. 28 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:55,012 Now who could he be talking about? 29 00:01:58,007 --> 00:01:58,998 - Uh-oh. - Hey! 30 00:01:59,022 --> 00:02:02,022 - Up there. - Bad timing, pops. 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,012 - Agh! - Miss me. 32 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:09,016 Hey! Watch the gear! 33 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,013 Aah! 34 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:32,979 They'll be stuck for a while. I magnetized the doors. 35 00:02:33,003 --> 00:02:35,983 Sorry, I can't stay. But I got a 911 across town. 36 00:02:36,007 --> 00:02:37,012 See ya. 37 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:42,994 Every time we make a move, he's always there! 38 00:02:43,018 --> 00:02:45,980 Chill, Hyde. 39 00:02:46,004 --> 00:02:46,993 We're out of here, man. 40 00:02:47,017 --> 00:02:50,023 ♪ Bam ba dangda dangda dangda da da dang ♪ 41 00:02:58,018 --> 00:03:00,991 Sharon? Pops call you too? What's going on? 42 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,993 Relax, baby brother. Dad just wants us to meet 43 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,022 an old friend of his, that's all. 44 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,984 That's all? I get an urgent 911 page for that? 45 00:03:09,008 --> 00:03:09,988 Who is it this time? 46 00:03:10,012 --> 00:03:10,995 Another marine buddy? 47 00:03:11,019 --> 00:03:13,992 I'll just bet this dude puts the "B" in boring. 48 00:03:14,016 --> 00:03:16,992 Uh... I don't think so, Virgil. 49 00:03:17,016 --> 00:03:20,014 Kids, I'd like you to meet an old friend of mine.. 50 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,004 Shaquille O'Neal. 51 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:25,021 Huh? 52 00:03:29,021 --> 00:03:30,993 Good to meet you, Mr. O'Neal. 53 00:03:31,017 --> 00:03:31,998 I'm Sharon. 54 00:03:32,022 --> 00:03:34,986 Good to meet you, too. And it's Shaq. 55 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:35,998 What's up, little man? 56 00:03:36,022 --> 00:03:37,991 - You must be.. - Shaq. 57 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:40,981 No, I'm Shaq. You gotta be Virgil. 58 00:03:41,005 --> 00:03:42,006 Heard a lot about you. 59 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:45,989 This is Shaq! How do you, when it 60 00:03:46,013 --> 00:03:47,980 why do you, you never, you? 61 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:48,996 I met Shaq at a basketball camp 62 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,981 a while back when he was just about your age. 63 00:03:52,005 --> 00:03:53,989 Yeah, Mr. H was our counsellor. 64 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:55,982 We used to call him, "The Big Man." 65 00:03:56,006 --> 00:03:56,993 We've been tied ever since. 66 00:03:57,017 --> 00:03:58,996 Shaquille's in town on a publicity junket 67 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,986 for the weekend, but he's volunteered 68 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:02,991 to do a basketball minicamp while he's here. 69 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:04,999 'It's gonna be a big surprise for the kids.' 70 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,997 Cool! 71 00:04:07,021 --> 00:04:09,996 So, Virgil, your dad says you got a nice handle. 72 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,996 Ha! The only handle Virgil's got 73 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,991 is attached to the refrigerator. 74 00:04:14,015 --> 00:04:16,996 Zip it, she who dribbles without a ball. 75 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,993 Got some time for a little horse? 76 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:21,981 Me? Who played up with you? Bet! 77 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:24,985 No, no, that conflicts with his Good Day Dakota appearance. 78 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,986 No, then he has that radio interview. 79 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:27,995 Oh, lightbulb! 80 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,993 We can squeeze you in between the mall opening 81 00:04:30,017 --> 00:04:32,991 and the mayor's fundraiser. Say, around 2:00? 82 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:34,978 That's what I'm here for. 83 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:37,979 Kiss kiss. Well, enjoy your time. 84 00:04:38,003 --> 00:04:39,998 Tracy Flackman, Mr. O'Neal's East coast Public Relations 85 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:42,990 liaison. And you must be Mr. Hawking. 86 00:04:43,014 --> 00:04:44,999 - Hawkins. - Yes, of course. 87 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,994 Oopsie. Tracy. 88 00:04:47,018 --> 00:04:48,988 Jared, darling. Where have you been hiding? 89 00:04:49,012 --> 00:04:50,991 'I've been trying to reach you all morning.' 90 00:04:51,015 --> 00:04:52,980 She's a little high-strung. 91 00:04:53,004 --> 00:04:54,978 No, you're not interrupting anything! 92 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:56,981 We'll be there in 10 minutes. Ciao. 93 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,979 Guess what? They've rescheduled the photoshoot at The Marina. 94 00:05:00,003 --> 00:05:02,987 The whales are available after all. 95 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,988 But Shaq and I were gonna shoot some hoops. 96 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:06,022 I know. 97 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,983 Shall we? 98 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:08,989 Sorry, Virgil. 99 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:10,987 I'm gonna have to rain check our game. 100 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:11,991 Yeah, sure. 101 00:05:12,015 --> 00:05:13,984 But, hey, I've kept tonight free 102 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:14,995 for a quiet dinner with friends. 103 00:05:15,019 --> 00:05:16,978 How does that sound? 104 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:17,988 Chowing down with The Diesel? 105 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:18,995 Fattest of the fat. 106 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,989 Good. Dinner's at my hotel. 107 00:05:21,013 --> 00:05:23,013 8 o'clock. Catch you tonight. 108 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:26,983 Man! My dinner with Shaq. 109 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,980 Is it to too late to have Sharon disown? 110 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:30,987 - Hey! - Ow! Dad? 111 00:05:31,011 --> 00:05:33,016 You do the crime, you do the time. 112 00:05:53,017 --> 00:05:55,990 Ah! The sweet smell of freedom. 113 00:05:56,014 --> 00:05:57,991 And chilly cheese fries. 114 00:05:58,015 --> 00:05:59,998 Burger full, straight ahead! 115 00:06:00,022 --> 00:06:00,996 Aah! 116 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,988 Eat on your own time, Ferret. 117 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,023 But, Hyde, I'm starving! 118 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:08,983 Listen, rodent, the only thing on our to-do list is Stat. 119 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:11,001 I'm frickin' tired of this. 120 00:06:12,012 --> 00:06:13,992 He's always getting the drop on us. 121 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:16,994 But this time, we're gonna track him down. 122 00:06:17,018 --> 00:06:19,989 And then we'll have superhero for supper. 123 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,015 Take a whiff. 124 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:26,022 That way. 125 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,003 Let's hit it. 126 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:36,989 I still can't believe it. 127 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:39,987 Face time with Shaq Daddy, The Diesel. 128 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:41,985 Thanks for the hookup, Mr. H. 129 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:43,984 Yeah, pops, thanks a lot. 130 00:06:44,008 --> 00:06:46,987 I know that you and Virgil are both big fans. 131 00:06:47,011 --> 00:06:48,983 I'm sure there's enough Shaq to go around. 132 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:51,983 I wonder how he'll sign my poster. 133 00:06:52,007 --> 00:06:52,996 "To Richie, from Shaq." 134 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,980 Na-na-nah, it's weak. 135 00:06:55,004 --> 00:06:56,993 Uh, "From one superstar to another." 136 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,983 One love, The Diesel." 137 00:06:59,007 --> 00:07:00,087 Oh, yeah, I'm feelin' that. 138 00:07:02,003 --> 00:07:02,993 He's got on a lot of after-shave. 139 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:05,021 - But he's in there, alright. - Hold on. 140 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,013 We'll go on the side door. 141 00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:13,992 Excuse me, we're here for the O'Neal dinner. 142 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,000 Right this way. 143 00:07:24,012 --> 00:07:26,004 'Quiet dinner, huh?' 144 00:07:33,012 --> 00:07:34,985 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Shaq! 145 00:07:35,009 --> 00:07:36,998 I'm sorry, this turned into such a big blowout. 146 00:07:37,022 --> 00:07:40,990 What can I tell you? Tracy strikes again. 147 00:07:41,014 --> 00:07:42,983 - Do I know you? - Huh? 148 00:07:43,007 --> 00:07:44,998 I was.. So tall. 149 00:07:45,022 --> 00:07:46,983 Uh, his name is Rich. 150 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:49,983 He's attached to us like fungus. 151 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:51,999 Nice to meet you, Rich. Listen, I just got this new 152 00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:53,995 basketball videogame in my suite. 153 00:07:54,019 --> 00:07:55,996 - Wanna check it out? - Yeah! 154 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,994 If we could just sneak out of here. 155 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,012 'Oh, Shaquille?' 156 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,979 - Remember we're mingling. - But... 157 00:08:04,003 --> 00:08:06,979 I've got the president of the Local Ladies auxiliary waiting. 158 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,982 - Over here. - So close. 159 00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:13,011 ♪ I'll be over any day or night ♪ 160 00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:17,987 You sure he's in there? 161 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:20,019 Oh, yeah. The place reeks of Static. 162 00:08:22,015 --> 00:08:24,984 Then put this on and find him! 163 00:08:25,008 --> 00:08:25,988 Oh.. 164 00:08:26,012 --> 00:08:27,993 Why do I have to do all the Hyde stuff? 165 00:08:28,017 --> 00:08:29,984 Grrr! 166 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:30,997 Oh, that's right. 167 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:33,987 Shaquille has made this event a big success. 168 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:35,016 I'm tellin' you. 169 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:39,014 This party is about to blow up. 170 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:45,980 ♪ Ooh ooh whoa ♪ 171 00:08:46,004 --> 00:08:47,010 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 172 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:51,004 I get that all the time. 173 00:08:52,012 --> 00:08:52,988 De-stress, V. 174 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:53,990 Might as well get our grubs on 175 00:08:54,014 --> 00:08:56,001 while we wait for Shaq. 176 00:09:01,015 --> 00:09:03,023 Oh, no! It's Ferret face. 177 00:09:09,005 --> 00:09:10,997 Yo, V, what's Ferret doing here? 178 00:09:11,021 --> 00:09:14,016 I got a bad feeling about this. 179 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,015 Static! Gotcha! 180 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,007 Aah! 181 00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:30,991 - What-what's going on? - What happened? 182 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:33,009 Hyde, Kangor! 183 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:40,022 I had him, Hyde, I had him! 184 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,981 Excuse me. 185 00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:44,020 But this happens to be a private party. 186 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:46,983 Where's Static? 187 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:47,991 'I thought I had him, I mean..' 188 00:09:48,015 --> 00:09:49,175 'I mean he was right there..' 189 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,009 - Oh.. - Grrr! 190 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,994 Agh! 191 00:10:00,018 --> 00:10:01,983 - Virgil! - Richie! 192 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:03,009 Hurry! 193 00:10:04,018 --> 00:10:06,001 Got 'em, Mr. H. 194 00:10:10,014 --> 00:10:11,018 That way! 195 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,012 Oh.. 196 00:10:22,008 --> 00:10:23,011 Nice shot. 197 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,981 ♪ There's no way out there's no doubt ♪ 198 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:31,996 ♪ You gotta go up ahead ♪ 199 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,996 ♪ There's no way out there's no doubt ♪ 200 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,996 ♪ Gotta go up ahead no way out ♪ 201 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:38,017 ♪ No way out there's no doubt ♪ 202 00:10:39,011 --> 00:10:40,013 Uh-oh. 203 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,986 You're not leaving until I say so. 204 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,019 We're going up again. 205 00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:57,023 Aah! 206 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,013 Hey, driver, let's go. 207 00:11:13,016 --> 00:11:15,984 ♪ There's no doubt you gotta go up ahead ♪ 208 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,980 ♪ There's no way out there's no doubt ♪ 209 00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:19,014 ♪ We gotta go up ahead ♪ 210 00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:25,020 Man, what was that about? 211 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,001 Welcome to Dakota. 212 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,992 It's believed that the metahumans 213 00:11:32,016 --> 00:11:33,983 crashed Mr. O'Neal's party 214 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,979 in an attempt to rob his high-profile guest. 215 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,991 Though his two cohorts managed to escape. 216 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:41,992 'Ruffpack member Ferret was taken into custody.' 217 00:11:42,016 --> 00:11:43,995 Hey! That's the dude who sniffed on me. 218 00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:45,993 He wasn't robbing the place. 219 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:48,991 Um, maybe he had a bad head cold. 220 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,984 Nah, it was more like he was hunting somebody down. 221 00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:54,013 Dude was on a serious search mission. 222 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,982 Hello? 223 00:11:58,006 --> 00:11:58,987 Yes, Tracy? 224 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,982 No, Tracy, I've had my fill 225 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:01,999 of paparazzi for one night. 226 00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:03,980 But Shaquille 227 00:12:04,004 --> 00:12:04,988 the media are clamoring to hear 228 00:12:05,012 --> 00:12:06,292 how you single-handedly captured 229 00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:07,989 that icky Ferret person. 230 00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:09,993 Gee, I wonder who told him that. 231 00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:11,981 'Now, don't be a crankypants.' 232 00:12:12,005 --> 00:12:13,984 I bet an interview will make you feel better. 233 00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:14,999 How fast can you get here? 234 00:12:15,023 --> 00:12:16,988 Hello? Krrr! 235 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:17,996 Hello? Krrrr! 236 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,985 Tra.. What? Shrrrr! 237 00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:21,984 I think we got a bad connection. 238 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,978 I'll-I'll call you tomorrow! 239 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,023 Wait! Where are you? 240 00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:26,992 Oh, jinkies! 241 00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:28,978 Freedom. 242 00:12:29,002 --> 00:12:30,989 That is, of you don't mind me staying here tonight. 243 00:12:31,013 --> 00:12:33,994 Are you kidding? The night's still young, Shaq! 244 00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:35,998 Oh, yeah! Up for a little two-on-one? 245 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,996 12:00 midnight is not young. 246 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,022 You can play in the morning if Shaq has time. 247 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,980 'Otherwise, we're all going to bed.' 248 00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:43,983 Oh.. 249 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:45,981 And you're going home in the limo. 250 00:12:46,005 --> 00:12:47,019 "Aww.." 251 00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,997 Oh.. 252 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:58,999 Is that a dreamy cream donut 253 00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:00,990 with cherry frosting? 254 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,992 You'll have plenty to eat when we reach the State pen. 255 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:07,978 ♪ Bam ba dangda dangda dangda da da dang ♪ 256 00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:09,004 Look out! 257 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,986 ♪ Ready for war call me ♪ 258 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:23,999 Thanks, fellas. 259 00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,991 Who's up for a donut run? 260 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,018 ♪ Ready attack ♪ 261 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,982 ♪ All purpose war drop to the floor ♪ 262 00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:33,999 ♪ Bow to the new king kiss the pinky ring ♪ 263 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,985 ♪ Look me in the eyes ♪ 264 00:13:36,009 --> 00:13:36,984 Shaq? 265 00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:39,022 ♪ ...reign supreme ♪ 266 00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:41,993 Aah! 267 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,985 Shaq! 268 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:44,994 Shaq? 269 00:13:45,018 --> 00:13:46,021 Shaq! 270 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:50,983 You're still here. 271 00:13:51,007 --> 00:13:51,986 Mm-hmm-hmm. 272 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,991 Can't pass up homemade pancakes. 273 00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:56,988 At least someone appreciates my cooking. 274 00:13:57,012 --> 00:13:58,981 Yeah? Well, look at the size of him. 275 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,988 He'd eat the toaster if you put some salt on it. 276 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:01,997 So, Virg, we've got an hour 277 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:04,010 before I gotta be at the center. 278 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,003 Still wanna play some ball? 279 00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:10,013 Can Mariah sing? 280 00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,986 She's back. 281 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,002 Is there another way out of here? 282 00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:29,011 Don't see any press people. Come on. 283 00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:30,997 Safe at last. 284 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:34,010 Your talkin' feel like you been huntin', you know? 285 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:42,997 Whoa, did I just get a whiff! 286 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:45,988 Come on, let's find him and finish him. 287 00:14:46,012 --> 00:14:47,021 ♪ Da dang da da da dang ♪ 288 00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:53,984 ♪ Bouncin' bouncin' bouncin' everybody ♪ 289 00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:54,997 I feel about leaving Sharon 290 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:56,987 to deal with Tracy like that. 291 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:57,997 Don't even stress, Diesel. 292 00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,985 They're probably trying to outtalk each other right now. 293 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,019 ♪ Jumpin' jumpin' jump everybody ♪ 294 00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:06,003 At last. 295 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:09,989 ♪ Everybody everybody ♪ 296 00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:10,999 What is this place? 297 00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:13,984 The old community center. It's deserted. 298 00:15:14,008 --> 00:15:14,995 They mostly use it for storage. 299 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:16,993 I figured no one's around so, we'll have some... 300 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,993 'Whoo whoo!' 301 00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:21,982 - Privacy. - Look at you. 302 00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:23,983 Someone's drinking ' his milk. 303 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,990 Mornin', ma'am. 304 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,999 Hey, Shaq, heck of a game last week. 305 00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:29,994 Thanks. 306 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,994 - Yo, Shaq. - Yo! 307 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,989 Man, where did they come from? 308 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,022 Seems like everyone's after you 24/7. 309 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:37,986 How can you stand it? 310 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,987 Well, it's like I have to be two people, you know? 311 00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:41,993 First, there's Shaq, the superstar 312 00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,999 then there's fans on my left, press on my right 313 00:15:44,023 --> 00:15:46,992 the coach, the aged, oops! Another fan. 314 00:15:47,016 --> 00:15:49,016 Just when things get a little too hectic.. 315 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,980 I break out, find some daylight 316 00:15:53,004 --> 00:15:54,124 and turn back into Shaquille 317 00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:56,988 just your regular 7 foot guy. 318 00:15:57,012 --> 00:15:59,984 You see, the trick is balancing the two lives. 319 00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:00,995 I love being Shaq 320 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:02,995 but if I don't take time off for Shaquille.. 321 00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,990 It's not worth it. 322 00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:07,013 - Know what I mean? - Yeah, I got you. 323 00:16:08,018 --> 00:16:08,999 Shaq time again. 324 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,996 ♪ Boucin' bouncin' bounce ♪ 325 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,982 ♪ Put it on the line ♪ 326 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,987 Let's see you d-up on this. 327 00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:16,014 No chance. 328 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,983 ♪ Put it on the line ♪ 329 00:16:21,007 --> 00:16:22,983 I call that my "V" spin. 330 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:26,009 Hmm, you ready to start playin', Mr. Spin? 331 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,001 Gee, I thought we already were. 332 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:32,993 Um, o-on second thought 333 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:33,999 it's getting kinda late, Shaq. 334 00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:36,983 Maybe we should go meet my pops, like, now! 335 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:37,995 You sure? 'Cause my watch... 336 00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:40,978 - Stop. Let's run! - Hey! 337 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:41,997 He's really close, Hyde. 338 00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:44,011 'It's those freaks from the hotel.' 339 00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:47,022 Uh, running might be good, after all. 340 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,018 This way! 341 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,986 I locked it. You stay here and I'll lead 'em away. 342 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:00,994 Wait a second. 343 00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,985 That Ferret guy was sniffing you out 344 00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:04,988 last night. Wasn't he? Why? 345 00:17:05,012 --> 00:17:07,014 It's a long story, very long. 346 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:13,986 He's locked in, Hyde. 347 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:14,996 You hear that, Static? 348 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,996 'We're gonna pull your plug.' 349 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,980 Static? 350 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,991 Remember what you said about living a double life? 351 00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:23,997 Let's just say I can really relate. 352 00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:26,006 I see. 353 00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:30,987 Well, we'll just keep it on the down low. 354 00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:32,979 Right now, I think you should get some help 355 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:33,990 while I try to hold 'em off. 356 00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:35,016 I'll do that. 357 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:52,997 Where's Static? 358 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,993 I figure he got bored and went home. 359 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:56,978 I'm getting bored, too. 360 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:57,992 Keeping secrets, huh? 361 00:17:58,016 --> 00:17:59,990 Ferret, chew it out of him. 362 00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:02,020 Uh-uh, but that's Shaq! 363 00:18:03,009 --> 00:18:04,980 Grrr! 364 00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:06,006 Right. 365 00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,992 I've got one word for you. 366 00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:10,995 Mouthwash. 367 00:18:11,019 --> 00:18:12,978 Aah! 368 00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:14,983 ♪ Come on break dance ♪ 369 00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:15,987 Agh! 370 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,996 Gotta be careful with those machines. 371 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,021 Ooh! 372 00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:24,995 - You okay? - Yeah. 373 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:27,009 They knocked me out of bounce. 374 00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:30,010 Got you now, tough guy. 375 00:18:48,008 --> 00:18:50,023 ♪ Static shock ♪ ♪ Gotta be superhero ♪ 376 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:52,989 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 377 00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:53,992 Time out, Ninja boy. 378 00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:55,983 ♪ Static shock ♪ 379 00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,982 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 380 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:58,996 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ 381 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,991 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be a superhero ♪ 382 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,981 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 383 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,985 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 384 00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:06,983 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 385 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:07,999 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 386 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,007 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 387 00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:12,019 Ugh! 388 00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:22,000 Way to play deep, big man. 389 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,984 Now, I get a free flow, leather face. 390 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,986 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 391 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:37,995 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be-be ♪ 392 00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:39,993 He's stuffed! He pops! 393 00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:42,008 ♪ Static shock ♪ 394 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,022 He hit! 395 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:48,011 Looks like we got in a game after all. 396 00:19:51,016 --> 00:19:52,993 How's the weather up there? 397 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,006 I always wanted to say that. 398 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:05,022 And I want to especially thank Mr. H 399 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,011 for having me here today. 400 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:11,999 Unfortunately, I have a plane to catch. 401 00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:14,985 But I take some great memories with me 402 00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:15,997 mixing it up with Static 403 00:20:16,021 --> 00:20:17,990 hanging with the Hawkins 404 00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:19,023 but the best memory 405 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:20,994 is this fast game of hoops I had 406 00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:24,004 with some dude called, Mr. Spin. 407 00:20:28,005 --> 00:20:30,001 Now, he's a real player. 408 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,014 Wow. 409 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:35,991 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 410 00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:37,985 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 411 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:39,997 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be a superhero ♪ 412 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,981 ♪ Static Shock ♪ 413 00:20:42,005 --> 00:20:42,993 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 414 00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:44,986 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be ♪ ♪ I don't know ♪ 415 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,983 ♪ Gotta be be gotta be a superhero ♪ 416 00:20:47,007 --> 00:20:49,009 ♪ Static Shock ♪ ♪ Static Shock ♪ 417 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:00,992 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be a superhero ♪ 418 00:21:01,016 --> 00:21:02,982 ♪ Gotta be-be gotta be-be ♪ 419 00:21:03,006 --> 00:21:04,019 ♪ Static Shock ♪