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[instrumental music]

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[bubbling]

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[beeping]

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Starting security check
on the Brainiac Stasis Field.

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[beeping]

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All six levels are intact.

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It's hard to believe
that's the last piece

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'of Brainiac's circuitry.'

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(Batman) 'The last
that we know of.'

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How much of him do
you think is in there?

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Too much. He's a
regenerative computer program.

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A virus that won't die.

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There's an old saying
about the wisdom

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of keeping your
enemies close to you

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but there are times I
wouldn't mind sending.

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Brainiac down the
nearest black hole.'

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Hey, I need everyone in
the control room right away.

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We got a little problem.

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[beeping]

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- What's wrong?
- You got me.

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The sensors are going
crazy, but I can't see anything.

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[electricity crackling]

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There it is. It's a
cosmic superstring.

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It packs more energy
than a solar flare.

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[electricity crackling]

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Shields up! Brace for collision!

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Thud [groaning]

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[electricity crackling]

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- Our energy core is drained.
- What about backup?

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We have some, but not enough
to power the entire station.

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[alarm blaring]

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Rizz.

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I've checked all the rooms.

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Doesn't seem to have
caused much damage.

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You're a little
too quick, Flash.

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We've been knocked out of orbit.

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We're heading for
the stratosphere.

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If I ran around the
power cords Super-Speed

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and generate enough
static electricity to...

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No. You could damage the core.

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But there is someone
who can get us out of this

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if we can reach him in time.

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♪ I'm good to go and
yes I am ready ♪♪

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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

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♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin' ♪

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♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This Superhero gifted ♪

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♪ Bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This Superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪♪

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- It's an ambush!
- Look out!

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Boom.

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♪ Let's go ♪

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Whoa!

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♪ Come on ♪

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♪ Show me something
show me what you got ♪

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♪ Show me something
hit me with your best shot ♪

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♪ Bring it on bring
it on bring it on ♪

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♪ Bring it on bring it on
show me what you got ♪

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♪ Show me something
as I showed you ♪

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How do you like my
new boy band, Static?

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I call them The Meta-Men.

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You barely beat each
of us alone, chump.

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Now that we've joined
forces, we're invincible.

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Ugh. Bro, who do
we go after first?

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- The police.
- Ladies first.

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Ah!

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You know something, sweetie?
You got an odor problem.

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Whirr Aah!

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[groans]

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[instrumental music]

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[grunts]

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Crash.

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If I knew Static was friends
with the Justice League.

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'I wouldn't have
joined you boneheads.'

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'Not even to do laundry.'

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The Justice League!

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♪ Fight fight fight fight ♪

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♪ You can try to stop me ♪♪

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[groans]

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Yo!

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How come you never told me

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you were down
with these big dogs?

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'Cause it's a secret.

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So secret that I
didn't even know.

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Yo, Batman, thanks for the help

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but don't you guys have a
galaxy to save or somethin'?

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- We need your help, Static.
- Say what?

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We need you to come
to the Watchtower.

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Up there? That one?

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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Can I come too?

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This isn't a field trip.

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Please, oh, please.

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You can stuff me
in the stoway bin.

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And when we get up
there, I'll stand in the corner.

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You can choose which one.

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He can come, but we
have to move quickly.

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You heard the man.

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[instrumental music]

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- Cool.
- Cool.

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I made it to geek heaven.

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Look! It's some sort of
multi-phasic monitoring system.

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I'll bet it can pick up any
broadcast signal on Earth.

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I have the power
conduits all set for Static.

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I'll see you in
the control room.

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What's goin' on?

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We were hit by a cosmic anomaly.

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It drained the Watchtower's
central power core.

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We need you to
recharge it for us.

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Recharge the station? Me?

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Don't you guys
have jumper cables?

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This conduit leads
to the power core

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built deep inside the
center of the Watchtower.

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Here's where you can
feed in your energy.

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Some adventure. I feel
like a great big AA battery.

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Another way of looking at it
is you're preventing the station

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from crashing
somewhere on Earth.

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Quite possibly Dakota.

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Maybe I should start
recharging the station.

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Good idea.

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[electricity crackling]

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Hey, remember your promise
about staying in the corner.

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- But...
- In the corner.

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[groans]

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(Hawkgirl) 'We
regained our thrusters.'

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I'm re-stabilizing
our Earth orbit.

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Whoosh.

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Orbit re-stabilized.

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[screaming]

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Easy, G.L., he's Sparky's buddy.

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[Gear groans]

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No pictures.

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Alright, Static, now that
Green Lantern's back

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he can take it from here.

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Good. I feel like
a grilled patty.

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We don't have to go yet, do we?

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So far, I've only seen
one corner of the room.

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[alarm blaring]

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It's a distress call
from Novalis 2.

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An asteroid swarm is threatening
to collide with their planet.

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This is going to take all of us.

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There goes an afternoon movie.

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What about them?

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The Watchtower
isn't fully charged yet

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so Static and Gear
will have to stick around.

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- Just in case.
- By themselves?

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As long as they
don't touch anything

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they should be fine.

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You guys are old enough
to stay home alone, right?

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(both) Right.

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♪ Hey hey hey everybody
get your groove on ♪

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♪ Hey hey hey ♪♪

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Pizza in the Watchtower.

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Does it get any
better than this?

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Yeah. Hope they don't
mind us raidin' the fridge.

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Hey, we're growing superheroes.

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And I just spent around
500 gazillion calories

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chargin' up this place.

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- Did you see that?
- What?

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There was a face lookin'
at us on the screen.

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It didn't look human.

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Phew, big deal, we
just spent the whole day

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with a Martian
and a Thanagarian.

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[alarm blaring]

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That can't be good.

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Swoosh [screaming]

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[screaming]

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[electricity crackling]

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[grunting]

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[electricity crackling]

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[grunting]

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Slam.

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Run!

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Why won't it close?

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Maybe I can override it.

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[sighs] I think I
lost my appetite.

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(Gear) I don't know
if this is a good idea.

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We don't wanna make.
The J League mad.

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You saw hawk-nose
swing that mace.

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Yeah, well, I'd like to
find out why this place

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almost blew us outta here.

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Hey, look.

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Huh?

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[whirring]

201
00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:08,049
Oh.

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My bedroom could
sure use one of those.

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[beeping]

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This is weird, bro.

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'The computer's
firewalls are expanding.'

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It's as if a virus
is taking over

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and locking everybody else out.

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Can you isolate it?

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[beeping]

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00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:35,019
Man it's slippery,
but I think I got it.

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The League files have it ID-ed.

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00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,139
The virus is called..

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Brainiac?

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That's the face.

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What's he doing in their system?

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(Brainiac) Correction.
My system.

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I've been growing exponentially

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ever since I sent the
Justice League away.

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What?

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I summoned them away

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with a false distress call.

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'When I dispose of you two'

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'the last human infestation'

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'will be gone from
the Watchtower.'

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00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:06,220
Then, I will turn it
into my new body

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and use it to assimilate
the planet Earth.

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00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,230
Assimilate the Earth?

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00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:15,015
First, I will collect all of
the Earth's knowledge

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and then, I will destroy it.

230
00:11:17,149 --> 00:11:21,220
Whoa! This virus wants to do
a lot more than erase emails.

231
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,086
Yeah, but why is he
tellin' us everything?

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[gasps] It's a distraction!

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[whirring]

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00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:35,145
Thud [buzzing]

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(Brainiac) 'You only
delayed the inevitable.'

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All of this space will
soon belong to me.

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[buzzing]

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[whirring]

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00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,176
- Huh?
- Huh?

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[both grunting]

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00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,005
And to think I
begged to come here!

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[hatch opens]

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00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,159
[dramatic music]

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00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:04,186
Whoa! That's a big robot.

245
00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:07,086
'That's like a Shaq-size robot!'

246
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:10,005
[clanging]

247
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,159
Backpack, I could
use a little help here.

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00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,159
[whirring]

249
00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,220
[loud footsteps]

250
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,025
Crash Hey,
computer-bot, digitize this!

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[zapping]

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00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:27,039
Ah!

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[buzzing]

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[robot squeaking]

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00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,086
(Brainiac) 'There is
nothing you can do'

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and no point in trying to hide.

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[stomping]

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[dramatic music]

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00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:49,090
[footsteps approaching]

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[zapping]

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00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:55,159
[door sliding]

262
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,166
We gotta call the
Justice League.

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[beeping]

264
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,115
I'm gonna try to
use their comm link.

265
00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:05,196
'Brainiac doesn't
have full control yet.'

266
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:08,025
[thudding]

267
00:13:08,049 --> 00:13:09,105
[gasps]

268
00:13:09,129 --> 00:13:11,019
[whirring]

269
00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:13,129
[zooming]

270
00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:16,086
(Gear) 'Justice League over.'

271
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:19,080
'Please come in.
Justice League over.'

272
00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,070
I can't boost the signal.

273
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:25,220
Zap Distress call fake.

274
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,046
'Repeat, distress call fake!'

275
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,125
Brainiac loose and..

276
00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:33,015
Static, look out! Look out!

277
00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:34,070
[glitching]

278
00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:38,009
[zooming]

279
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,190
[thudding]

280
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:50,096
(Braniac) You are only
delaying the inevitable.

281
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,206
You keep sayin' that
like its a bad thing.

282
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:57,056
Stomp stomp stomp [zapping]

283
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,206
[grunts]

284
00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,190
Crash.

285
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,105
Come on!

286
00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:06,105
[dramatic music]

287
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:08,139
[stomping]

288
00:14:10,029 --> 00:14:12,076
[whooshing]

289
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,049
Zoom.

290
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,200
The launch bays aren't
responding. We can't get in.

291
00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:25,206
Let's go.

292
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:27,200
[hatch opens]

293
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,039
[buzzing]

294
00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,056
[zapping]

295
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,210
[screams]

296
00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:41,076
(Batman) I can't connect
to any of the systems inside.

297
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,025
Brainiac has
completely cut us off.

298
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,025
But maybe I can still
reach Static and Gear.

299
00:14:45,049 --> 00:14:46,105
[beeping]

300
00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:49,025
Static, Gear, come
in. Do you read me?

301
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,166
What is your situation?

302
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,015
[both grunting]

303
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:55,196
Let's just say there's
room for improvement!

304
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,230
[both groaning]

305
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:02,005
[groaning]

306
00:15:02,029 --> 00:15:04,035
Now, I know how my pimples feel.

307
00:15:04,059 --> 00:15:08,176
(Brainiac) It's time to rid
myself of you human pests.

308
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,200
[grunts]

309
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,009
[zapping]

310
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,115
♪ You wanna play
rough Let's play ♪

311
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:20,125
♪ You wanna hang tough Okay ♪

312
00:15:20,149 --> 00:15:22,035
♪ You wanna play
rough Let's play ♪

313
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,115
♪ You wanna hang tough tough ♪

314
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,005
♪ Okay let's play ♪

315
00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:27,196
Uh-oh, I think you made him mad.

316
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,186
♪ You wanna hang
tough Okay let's play ♪

317
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:32,196
♪ Okay okay let's play
play play play play ♪

318
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,230
♪ Let's play play
play play play ♪♪

319
00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:40,035
Stop. I am not done. Stop.

320
00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:43,059
Pew pew [zapping]

321
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,100
(Static) Batman,
you still there?

322
00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:49,196
I've located your position.

323
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,196
You're close to the
central power core.

324
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,046
You need to shut it down.

325
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,135
How am I supposed to do that?

326
00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:56,135
You have to drain
the core this time

327
00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:57,206
and absorb its energy.

328
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,166
You mean, take
back what I put into it?

329
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,046
Exactly.

330
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,086
Well, I lit this crib
in the first place.

331
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,220
So, I guess I'm the best
guy to turn the lights out.

332
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,196
Yeah, hi, what about Brainiac?

333
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,206
You really think he's gonna
let us get near the core?

334
00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:11,125
I've been jamming
our communication

335
00:16:11,149 --> 00:16:13,005
so he won't know our plan.

336
00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:14,186
And now that Justice
League is gonna provide

337
00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:16,096
a major distraction.

338
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,096
So, get going. Over and out.

339
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,129
[zapping]

340
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,220
Crash

341
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,066
[dramatic music]

342
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,155
Ah!

343
00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,125
Hah!

344
00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:31,129
[zapping]

345
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:40,125
Boom [crackling]

346
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:43,090
That should give Brainiac
a king-sized headache.

347
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:47,220
[zooming]

348
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:53,059
I got this.

349
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:02,149
Boom (Gear) This
has gotta be the place.

350
00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:06,089
[whirring]

351
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,055
[sliding]

352
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:11,095
[buzzing]

353
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,059
Keep Backpack
plugged in, just in case.

354
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,196
- Oh!
- Static!

355
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:23,126
I am everywhere.
I am everything.

356
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,186
You cannot defeat me.

357
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,035
[beeping]

358
00:17:27,059 --> 00:17:28,995
♪ I am in the party
in the party ♪♪

359
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:31,206
Gear, this is no time
to download music.

360
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,035
Oh, yes, it is.

361
00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:34,995
Downloading this
song a 100 billion times

362
00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,995
is filling up the
station's memory.

363
00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:38,126
'Brainiac will crash'

364
00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:39,390
just like my home computer does

365
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:42,045
if I try to do too
many things at once.

366
00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:44,035
[glitching]

367
00:17:44,059 --> 00:17:46,065
Hear that, guys, The
Watchtower has been turned

368
00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:49,065
into a house party and
Gear and Static are the DJs.

369
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:51,166
They're trying to disorient
him from the inside.

370
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:54,025
Looks like it's working.

371
00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,106
What's-what's-what's
hap-hap-hap-hap-happening?

372
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:57,995
Cannot-cannot concentrate.

373
00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,166
Need-need-need more m-me-memory.

374
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:03,166
Need-need-need more m-me-memory.

375
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:07,059
So much for the beat. Now,
it's time for the beat down.

376
00:18:08,009 --> 00:18:09,065
♪ Come on ♪

377
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,186
[grunts]

378
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,166
♪ Let's get rolling rolling ♪

379
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,035
♪ Let the battle begin ♪

380
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,116
Cover me, I'm
going to gaze inside.

381
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,230
♪ Let's get rolling ♪
♪ Let the battle begin ♪

382
00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:20,210
♪ Battle battle battle begin ♪

383
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,196
♪ Let's get rolling come on ♪♪

384
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,126
No-o. No.

385
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:30,186
No. I can-can-can
cannot be-be-be beaten.

386
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:34,156
I am Bra-ainiac.
B-B-Braini-Brainiac.

387
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,196
- 'B-B-Braini-Brainiac.'
- Got to hold on.

388
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:40,025
One-one-one day I-I will
be-be-be back, be back, be back

389
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:44,085
and-and-and I will
play the funk down.

390
00:18:44,109 --> 00:18:47,055
[glitching]

391
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,099
[groans]

392
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,186
Yo, Brainiac's not
too bad on the mic.

393
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:57,015
Mix-master Brainiac.
Now, that's fat.

394
00:18:57,039 --> 00:19:00,126
Yes, very fat indeed.

395
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:04,230
♪ Oh whoa oh yeah ♪♪

396
00:19:05,009 --> 00:19:07,015
You did well, both of you.

397
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:10,065
Hey, just another day's work
for us superheroes, right?

398
00:19:10,089 --> 00:19:12,196
Do not make light of
your accomplishment.

399
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,186
This was a very serious matter.

400
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:18,136
Yeah, you two dweebs
saved the world today.

401
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,116
So, when I'm lookin'
for work this summer

402
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,126
can I put that on my resume?

403
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:24,230
We'd better get back.

404
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:26,136
There's plenty
of work left to do.

405
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,015
Could I please just get
one picture of everyone

406
00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:31,106
so tomorrow I can believe
this actually happened?

407
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,025
[upbeat music]

408
00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:35,055
♪ Oh yeah ♪

409
00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:36,166
Maybe one.

410
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:39,136
♪ And you know when you know ♪

411
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,230
♪ We're gonna
work out in the end ♪

412
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:44,106
♪ But we got to hang tough ♪

413
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,166
♪ Cause you know for sure ♪

414
00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:49,055
♪ We're gonna
make it in the end ♪

415
00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:51,126
♪ We're gonna work
out in the end ♪♪

416
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,126
You think my pops'll
understand I was late for dinner

417
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,025
'cause I had to save the world?

418
00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:58,005
Probably not.

419
00:19:58,029 --> 00:20:00,200
Okay. Yeah, then I'll just
tell him it was your fault.

420
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,136
Later.

421
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,230
[clicking]

422
00:20:06,019 --> 00:20:08,106
[yawns]

423
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:11,160
[instrumental music]

424
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:19,065
Time to shut you down, buddy.

425
00:20:19,089 --> 00:20:22,176
Hey, Backpack, ugh,
what's the matter with you?

426
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,085
What're you doing?
Hey, hey, stop!

427
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:28,136
(Brainiac) So you thought
it was over, did you?

428
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,009
Incorrect, human. This
is only the beginning.

429
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:37,136
[Richie groans] 'No, no, stop!'

430
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,000
'Uh! Stop!'

431
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,089
[theme music]