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♪ Let's go ♪♪

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(male #1) 'This is
police chopper one'

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'moving in for
aerial backup. Over.'

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(female #1) 'It's been
a tense standoff so far'

5
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'here in Gotham's
warehouse district.'

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'I think the
commissioner's about..'

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Wait!

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Stand back!

9
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Crackle crackle

10
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[grunts]

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[grunts]

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(man on TV) 'This was
the scene earlier tonight'

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'in Gotham's Bayside district'

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where police cornered Time Code

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an outlaw physicist who
planned to make a fortune

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'by helping wanted criminals'

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'escape to the
future, of all places.'

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'Unfortunately for Time Code'

19
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'he couldn't see
into his own future'

20
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'a future that included
Batman and his young friend.'

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"His young friend?"

22
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I don't have a name anymore?

23
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Get me my tool kit, Boy Wonder.

24
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And you, be careful with that.

25
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It has a glitch.

26
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Hey, the plug's been pulled.

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Or didn't you notice?

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(Batman) It also has
an internal power source

29
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or didn't you notice?

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Just testing.

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I'll put it down there.

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Thud.

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You're welcome.

34
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He learned science
from Nobel laureates

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martial arts from
Kung Fu masters

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and manners from a crocodile.

37
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So he's a little
harsh sometimes.

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- Sometimes?
- He's teaching you.

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Making sure you'll
be ready for whatever.

40
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I think you're kind of lucky.

41
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[Batman grunting]

42
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- I got it!
- No!

43
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Stay away!

44
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I can handle this!

45
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[Batman grunting]

46
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Hey!

47
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Aah! Aah!

48
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[yells]

49
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Where'd he go?

50
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Not where... when.

51
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♪ Fight the criminals
chase the bad guys ♪

52
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♪ Save the world
fly through the sky ♪

53
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♪ Half kid half amazin' ♪

54
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♪ Okay Static Shock
who you facin' ♪

55
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♪ Yeah one zip then you zapped ♪

56
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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

57
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♪ Look in my eyes
I got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the Static shower ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ Bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪
♪ Woo woo ♪

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♪ One zip then you zapped ♪

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♪ Good against
evil get trapped ♪

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♪ Look in my eyes
I've got the power ♪

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♪ Villains run from
the Static shower ♪

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♪ Criminals get twisted ♪

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♪ This superhero gifted ♪

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♪ The bell rings and
I'm back in school ♪

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♪ Nobody know what I do okay ♪

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♪ Superhero Static Shock ♪♪

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[screaming]

75
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[groans]

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Batman? Robin?

77
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Somebody's been
doing some redecorating.

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[dramatic music]

79
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What are you doing here?

80
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[intense music]

81
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Whoosh I-it's kind
of a long story, uh..

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Whoa! Let's not get off
on the wrong foot here

83
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'cause that's one foot
you don't want to step on.

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Crackle crackle.

85
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Batman's not gonna be happy

86
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when he hears how you've
been treating his guest

87
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and you really don't want
to see Batman unhappy.

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First, we don't
have guests here.

89
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And, second, I'm Batman.

90
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And I'm Beyonce.

91
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Well, whoever you are,
you don't belong here.

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Whoa!

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[grunts]

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Boom.

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Gettin' sloppy.

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[yells]

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[grunts]

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Sloppy, huh?

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Zap zap zap

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[groaning]

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- Need more?
- That's enough.

102
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There is no time for this.

103
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I need you, both of you.

104
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You know this kid?

105
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He says his name's Beyonce.

106
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He's Static.

107
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Static's an old guy.

108
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Hey, I'm almost
old enough to drive.

109
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Yep. Static.

110
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And you're Bruce
Wayne, aren't you?

111
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- But you're so, so..
- Old?

112
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No big surprise considering you
just hopscotched over 40 years.

113
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Huh?

114
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Ever since that accident, I've
been expecting this moment

115
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and the timing
couldn't be better.

116
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Cobra is a group of
snake worshippers

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who want to take over the world.

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The police caught
their leader a week ago

119
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but Cobra's just taken
a prisoner of their own.

120
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There's going to be a trade.

121
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Sounds fair to me.

122
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Fair? Negotiating
with criminals?

123
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- I don't see much choice.
- I do.

124
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We can rescue the
prisoner before the exchange.

125
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We could have him back
and keep their leader.

126
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Hey, you two are the
team, you can handle this.

127
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I gotta find a way home.

128
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I need both of you
to rescue the prisoner.

129
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Wherever Cobra's keeping him

130
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I'm sure they're
guarding him very heavily.

131
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He's one of our greatest heroes

132
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someone with the power to
change the world. Someone who...

133
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Come on! How great can this
guy be if he's stupid enough

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to get caught by a
bunch of snake people?

135
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He's you, Virgil.

136
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[whimpers]

137
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Whoosh.

138
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It's all so incredible.

139
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And I'm the man here, huh?

140
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Not you. Him.

141
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Me, him, same thing,
give or take 40 years.

142
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Not exactly, which is why

143
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you're along
strictly for backup.

144
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Backup? You've
seen what I can do..

145
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You're still mad about
that little go-round we had?

146
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This has nothing
to do with that.

147
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But you are still mad at me.

148
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Look, suppose something happened
to you tonight, something bad

149
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that would mean the
older version of you

150
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'would never have
existed, right?'

151
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Could that really happen?

152
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I mean, if I.. Well, then he..

153
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Let's not try any
experiments, okay?

154
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Whoosh.

155
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Well, isn't there anyone
else who can help us?

156
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- What about Robin?
- Robin?

157
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He's a civilian now.

158
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And the League's off
near Alpha Centauri.

159
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Gear is on the other side of
the world, and your son is...

160
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Son? Whoa!

161
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- I have a son?
- Yeah, you do.

162
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You've got a lot
of surprises in store

163
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but I'm not gonna spoil
any more of them. Come on.

164
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- What are you doing?
- Going undercover.

165
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The old man has a contact

166
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who might be able
to get me into Cobra.

167
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Supposed to wait
down there for him.

168
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Sure must be nice having
someone to give you leads

169
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and help figure out things.

170
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It is.

171
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What was Bruce like
when you knew him?

172
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Taller.

173
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I recognize the streets,
but everything else is so..

174
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'...different.'

175
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He's a splicer. They
use animal DNA.

176
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Some of the whack jobs in
Cobra look almost like snakes.

177
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That can't be legal.

178
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It's not, but the
cops are too busy

179
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to do much about it.

180
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,136
Well, some things
never change. What now?

181
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I go wait under that bridge

182
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and you, you're gonna
stay at the corner

183
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and try very hard not
to erase your own future.

184
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Hmph!

185
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[dramatic music]

186
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Whoosh

187
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[grunting]

188
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[buzzer blaring]

189
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Well, this is a surprise.

190
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I thought you were
gonna throw away the key.

191
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Clang - Out.
- We're going somewhere?

192
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Not if I had my way.

193
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There's gonna be a prisoner
exchange, isn't there?

194
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[grunts]

195
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[groans]

196
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We must have
gotten one of yours.

197
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Who was it?

198
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Wonder Woman?

199
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,125
The Lantern?

200
00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:04,186
- Static?
- Quiet.

201
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,115
Perfect, just perfect.

202
00:09:07,139 --> 00:09:10,149
Vroom vroom.

203
00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,196
Virgil? Uh!

204
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:23,155
- Virgil!
- 'Easy on the volume.'

205
00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:26,035
We're supposed to be
undercover, remember?

206
00:09:26,059 --> 00:09:27,176
I'm supposed to be undercover.

207
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,066
You were just gonna wait.

208
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I did... till I got tired
of it. Come here!

209
00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:36,090
I found someone who says
he knows all about Cobra.

210
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That's him, down there.

211
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,046
You have got to be kidding.

212
00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,135
Maybe he's the guy.

213
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- But the old man said...
- Come on.

214
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Cobra's right in here, boys.

215
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(Virgil) You're sure about this?

216
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Why would I lie to you?

217
00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:06,039
Oh, yeah. That's why I'd lie.

218
00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,076
[all chuckling]

219
00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,145
They're Jokers. They don't
know anything about Cobra.

220
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:13,035
He was just yanking your chain.

221
00:10:13,059 --> 00:10:16,176
No biggie. They're just a
bunch of clowns, that's all.

222
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,015
See? A bunch of cl..

223
00:10:18,039 --> 00:10:21,220
Hiss Yeah. Clowns.

224
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,056
[both growling]

225
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,149
[grunting]

226
00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:30,005
[groaning]

227
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,120
[zapping]

228
00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:35,155
[groaning]

229
00:10:35,179 --> 00:10:36,995
(male #2) 'Get him!'

230
00:10:37,019 --> 00:10:38,995
[grunting]

231
00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:43,005
Zap [all groaning]

232
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,196
Hey, that was way shui.

233
00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,196
Shui? I don't get it.

234
00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:50,025
Get this.

235
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,059
[screaming]

236
00:10:55,049 --> 00:10:57,190
Now I get it. Shui.

237
00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,110
It's a distraction! Look!

238
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,105
♪ Yeah ♪

239
00:11:06,129 --> 00:11:07,135
♪ Come on ♪♪

240
00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:08,230
[grunts]

241
00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:13,029
Zap [grunting]

242
00:11:16,149 --> 00:11:18,196
[all groaning]

243
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:22,206
Come on, guys. Where's
that sparkling sense of humor?

244
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,049
[yells]

245
00:11:26,049 --> 00:11:28,186
Thud Well, let's hear it.

246
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,005
Thank you?

247
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,176
You sent us off on
a wild goose chase.

248
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,115
We probably missed
the real contact

249
00:11:33,139 --> 00:11:34,230
and you want gratitude?

250
00:11:35,009 --> 00:11:36,176
I just can't see how you
could have grown up to be

251
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,200
one of the world's
greatest heroes.

252
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,090
[dramatic music]

253
00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:51,066
Hey, relax. We'll be there soon.

254
00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,149
Yeah.

255
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,159
[whirring]

256
00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:01,135
Hey!

257
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:04,080
[alarm blaring]

258
00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:06,155
[grunts]

259
00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:08,056
[clamoring]

260
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,105
(male #3) 'He's heading
for the bridge! Stop him!'

261
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:13,000
- 'He's gone!'
- This way, come on!

262
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,166
Now call the harbor patrol.

263
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:19,135
[man grunting]

264
00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:22,000
Long live Cobra!

265
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,070
Whoosh.

266
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:37,105
This is 7-5-niner, requesting
permission to take off.

267
00:12:37,129 --> 00:12:39,005
Got a clearance yet? Over.

268
00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:41,015
It's gonna be another
couple minutes, 7-5-niner.

269
00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,015
We got some heavy
traffic coming in. Over.

270
00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:44,035
[man grunts]

271
00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:45,155
You okay? Over.

272
00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:47,135
Just fine.

273
00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:49,086
But I don't think I'll
wait for clearance.

274
00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,995
Over and out.

275
00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,220
Hey! Stop!

276
00:12:57,129 --> 00:13:00,035
It's me. I'll be there
in a few minutes.

277
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,035
Leader, Grisby.

278
00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:03,166
What should we do with Static?

279
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:06,995
Don't touch him. Static's mine.

280
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,995
[computer beeping]

281
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,995
(Batman) 'You've gotta
get this kid off my back'

282
00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:13,206
he's driving me crazy.

283
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,125
I saved his butt. He needs me.

284
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:19,005
Quiet! Cobra's
leader just escaped.

285
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,196
'That means they don't
need Static anymore.'

286
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,059
What do we do now?

287
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,005
'Hello?'

288
00:13:25,029 --> 00:13:26,179
I'm thinking.

289
00:13:27,129 --> 00:13:29,046
[zapping]

290
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,049
Whoosh

291
00:13:37,009 --> 00:13:40,019
[upbeat music]

292
00:13:47,149 --> 00:13:49,110
Whoosh.

293
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,159
(Static) 'Looks
just like we left it.'

294
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,129
- What are you doing?
- This is where I go to think.

295
00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:07,046
It's pretty pathetic.

296
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,105
Not everybody has a mansion.

297
00:14:09,129 --> 00:14:10,166
And what are you doing?

298
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,115
I kinda ran into a dead end.

299
00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:14,186
I thought you wanted
to be on your own.

300
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,166
Look, coming here
was hard enough for me.

301
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,230
I'm not gonna get
down on my knees and..

302
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,139
And what?

303
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:26,220
Why is there a retinal scanner
in an old abandoned gas station?

304
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,049
Retinal scanner? Let me see.

305
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,155
[beeping]

306
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,210
[yells]

307
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,056
[grunts] Oh. Uh..

308
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,159
[door whirrs]

309
00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:45,029
Clang clang clang.

310
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,159
Looks like I haven't
done too bad for myself.

311
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:55,105
[beeping]

312
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:57,049
(Batman) Know what this is?

313
00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:01,220
Looks sorta like
a shock box, but..

314
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,009
[gasps]

315
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:08,145
Gear? What happened to you?

316
00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:11,220
You got so... big.

317
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,145
It's a recorded hologram.

318
00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,076
Oh, yeah, right.

319
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,035
It's like those things
people used to have

320
00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:19,015
uh, answering machines.

321
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,196
So this is an old message?

322
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,025
Mm-hmm.

323
00:15:23,049 --> 00:15:26,056
Virg, meet me at Dakota
Platform 247 right away.

324
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,115
It's an emergency.

325
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:30,115
[automated message]
Tuesday, 7:40 a.m.

326
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,995
That was this morning.

327
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:34,076
I thought you said Gear was
on the other side of the world.

328
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,086
He is. It's a secret mission,
only the old man knew.

329
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,145
Then they must have
faked this somehow.

330
00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,115
This is how they tricked me.

331
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:44,206
I mean, him. Any idea
where this Platform 247 is?

332
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:48,019
No. But I know someone who does.

333
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:52,070
[dramatic music]

334
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:59,100
Whoosh

335
00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:16,105
(all) Praise Cobra!

336
00:16:16,129 --> 00:16:19,059
Let all fear our minds.

337
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,025
We have Static in
a stasis chamber.

338
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,076
He's ready for you.

339
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,166
Good.

340
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:32,105
But I'd like to do
a little splicing first.

341
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:34,070
I thought you might.

342
00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:37,210
[inhaling]

343
00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:50,059
[growls]

344
00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:55,139
[dramatic music]

345
00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:02,076
(Bruce) The platforms were
originally designed for the military

346
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,000
now they're ghost towns.

347
00:17:05,019 --> 00:17:06,190
Whoosh

348
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,015
[grunting]

349
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,220
Allow me.

350
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,049
[zapping]

351
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,095
(Batman) 'It's a stasis field.'

352
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,186
'That's how
they're holding him.'

353
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,099
(Static) 'That's me.'

354
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,146
Got a plan?

355
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,220
Go down there
and fight real hard.

356
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,025
That's what I was thinking

357
00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,289
and I don't even have a mentor.

358
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,079
[crackling]

359
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:48,099
[grunting]

360
00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:55,140
See if you can shut
off the stasis field.

361
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,230
[groans]

362
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,009
[grunting]

363
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,126
What have we here?

364
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,146
A failed cloning attempt?

365
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,196
'A mini Static?'

366
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,220
[screaming]

367
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:15,025
Yeah, mini alright.

368
00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:17,166
[Static screaming]

369
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:22,190
Slam [all clamoring]

370
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,210
[man grunting] Hold him!

371
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,079
This'll perk up your circuits.

372
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:37,160
Crackle crackle [grunting]

373
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,140
[Static yells]

374
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,176
[grunting]

375
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,025
Static! Here!

376
00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:49,005
What am I supposed
to do with it..

377
00:18:49,029 --> 00:18:51,230
(Batman) 'It's
knockout gas! Throw it!'

378
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,136
[grunts]

379
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,995
It's not gonna do you any good.

380
00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:00,206
(Static) 'It will if
I supercharge it.'

381
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:03,130
[groaning]

382
00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:07,099
[pounding on door]

383
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,085
We're gonna need some help here.

384
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,029
And I know just who.

385
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:15,166
[intense music]

386
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,075
[beeping]

387
00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:18,095
[grunts]

388
00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:19,200
Crackle

389
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,009
[crackling]

390
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,995
[all clamoring]

391
00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:37,079
Stop 'em!

392
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,160
[grunts]

393
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,230
Thud Wow.

394
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:53,095
(Static) 'I can see why you
didn't think I could be him.'

395
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:56,140
Actually, I'm starting
to see the resemblance.

396
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,019
I... I have so many questions.

397
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:03,206
Don't worry. Everything's
gonna be fine.

398
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:07,065
- Hey, what's happening?
- You must be going back.

399
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,220
What's gonna happen
to me? What should I do?

400
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,230
Believe in yourself.

401
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:14,095
That's your greatest power.

402
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,130
[screaming]

403
00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:22,156
[groans]

404
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,186
Welcome back.

405
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,106
Yeah. I knew I could fix this.

406
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,220
Gear! I saw the future!

407
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,116
I saw you, I saw
myself, I saw Batman.

408
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:33,126
- Batman, you were..
- I'd rather not know.

409
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,156
Well, you still
had your hair. Unh.

410
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,206
You gonna be okay?

411
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,156
I'm gonna be just fine.

412
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:43,200
Oh, and, Gear, maybe
you should lay off the fries.

413
00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,160
[theme music]