1 00:00:59,299 --> 00:01:03,020 No, man, I'm just saying'-- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right... 2 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,769 - Mm-hmm? - do you own, like, the sand and the water? 3 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:10,609 Nobody owns the water. God owns--It's God's water. 4 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:14,780 What if someone walks onto your beach, right? Let's say if you do own it. 5 00:01:14,859 --> 00:01:16,819 No, man, you don't own the beach. 6 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,819 - What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man. 7 00:01:18,909 --> 00:01:22,040 - What if there's a naked girl on the beach? -[ Chuckles ] 8 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,040 That girl's not yours. You don't own the girl. 9 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,000 - What if she breaks her foot on your property? - She could sue me. 10 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:29,000 [ All Chuckling ] 11 00:01:29,079 --> 00:01:32,299 Sue me! Sue me! [ Chuckling ] 12 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:36,340 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit! 13 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:38,469 Ditch it, man! Ditch it! 14 00:01:38,549 --> 00:01:41,140 - Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag? 15 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:43,969 Fuck it! 16 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:50,650 Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it? 17 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:54,069 - Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it! 18 00:01:56,069 --> 00:01:58,319 [ Mumbling ] 19 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:00,700 - [ Gags ] - Mike, uh... 20 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:04,159 - I hate to ask, but, uh...for the team? - I can't eat that! 21 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,659 - No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay! 22 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,580 All right, I'm doin' a drop. 23 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,710 - I'm goin' for a drop. -Just opening the window. 24 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,250 - It's gone. It's gone. - We're cool. It's cool. 25 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:16,419 - [Tires Screeching ] - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 26 00:02:16,509 --> 00:02:19,879 - We're dead! - All right, all right. Windows down! Windows down! 27 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,050 - [ Siren ] - Windows down! Put the windows down! 28 00:02:22,139 --> 00:02:25,139 [ All Chattering ] 29 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,729 All right, we're cool. We're cool. 30 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,939 [ All Laughing ] 31 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,110 God, did you see that? 32 00:02:38,189 --> 00:02:42,199 It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool. 33 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:47,449 - We was freakin' out, man. - Man, I almost had a heart attack. 34 00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:49,750 Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you? 35 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:53,539 - Come and get it. - [ Laughing ] 36 00:02:53,629 --> 00:02:58,300 You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot... 37 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:01,550 -and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man? 38 00:03:01,629 --> 00:03:06,430 So, I'm gonna--I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... 39 00:03:06,509 --> 00:03:08,729 whenever you get a chance. 40 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:13,229 - Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man. 41 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,319 [ Siren Blares ] 42 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,610 Is that the same car, man? 43 00:03:17,689 --> 00:03:20,610 - D-Do I look high? - Yeah. 44 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,460 Here they-- Here they come. 45 00:03:33,539 --> 00:03:36,750 - Lick on it. Just lick it or somethin'. - Be cool, be cool. 46 00:03:41,169 --> 00:03:43,180 License and registration. 47 00:03:43,259 --> 00:03:45,639 Uh, Officer, I know that-- 48 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,639 License and registration, please. 49 00:03:47,719 --> 00:03:50,099 The regis-- 50 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:57,520 - You know how fast you were goin'? - What? 51 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:01,780 - How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65? 52 00:04:01,819 --> 00:04:06,830 - Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65? 53 00:04:06,909 --> 00:04:08,949 Yeah, it is. 54 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,120 - Where you boys headed? - Canada. 55 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:15,789 C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada... 56 00:04:15,879 --> 00:04:18,959 - for some french fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine. 57 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,470 Canada, huh? Almost made it. 58 00:04:22,509 --> 00:04:24,470 [ Gags ] 59 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:28,180 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure. 60 00:04:28,259 --> 00:04:30,220 - Yes, sir? - Yes, sir. 61 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:34,060 - Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 62 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,560 - What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure," 63 00:04:36,649 --> 00:04:40,319 but what, literally, I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir." 64 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,490 - So you are okay then? - Yes, sir. 65 00:04:43,529 --> 00:04:47,990 - You smell somethin', Rabbit? - [ Sniffs ] Fear. 66 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:50,410 Now hand over that registration. 67 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:54,410 Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me. 68 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,920 [ Car Doors Closing ] 69 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,550 Holy, shit. This is--This is--This is-- Don't look. Don't look. 70 00:05:01,629 --> 00:05:03,879 -[ Boy #2 ] Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man. 71 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:08,889 -[ Chuckling ] - Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man? 72 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:11,009 This shit is fuckin' crazy. 73 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,810 Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my Nine... 74 00:05:13,889 --> 00:05:15,810 and put a cap in that pig's ass. 75 00:05:15,889 --> 00:05:18,230 - [ Imitates Gunshot ] - [Tires Screech ] 76 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:21,730 - Oh, fuck! - [Tires Squealing ] 77 00:05:23,149 --> 00:05:26,529 - Oh, my God! - [ Siren Blaring ] 78 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:30,490 -[ Chattering ] - Shit! 79 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,750 Fuck! 80 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,209 [ Man On Speaker ] Pull the vehicle over! 81 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:44,209 - I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man! 82 00:05:44,259 --> 00:05:47,259 - I can't pull over-- Sir, I'm already pulled over! - He's already pulled over! 83 00:05:47,339 --> 00:05:49,389 He can't pull over any farther! 84 00:05:52,509 --> 00:05:55,810 License and registration, please. 85 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,439 - But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration. 86 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:03,610 You know how fast you were goin'? 87 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:05,569 - Uh, sixty-five? -Sixty-three. 88 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,740 I'm freakin' out, man. 89 00:06:08,819 --> 00:06:12,990 You are freakin' out, man. [ Echoes ] 90 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:16,000 You want to know why I pulled you over? 91 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:20,500 - Littering. - Officer, that-that's not ours. 92 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:24,500 - [ Deep Voice ] Candy bars! - Littering and--Littering and-- 93 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:26,629 - And, uh-- - Littering and-- 94 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,970 [ Together ] Littering and, uh--Littering and, uh-- 95 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:33,509 [ All, Echoing ] Littering and, uh-- 96 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,519 [ Distorted Voices, Children Laughing ] 97 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,350 - Littering and smoking the reefer. - [ Sighs ] 98 00:06:41,439 --> 00:06:44,610 Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here... 99 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:48,279 - while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no. 100 00:06:48,399 --> 00:06:50,660 - Please, yes-- -[ Man ] Fuckin'pig! 101 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:53,279 Mother of God. 102 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,000 Whoo! 103 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:11,300 We're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata headin' southbound on 2-9-4. 104 00:07:11,339 --> 00:07:15,889 Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91. 105 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:18,810 What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes. 106 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:21,350 We got a hell-raiser in a white Miata. 107 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:23,860 Ninety-one, are you there? Ninety-one? 108 00:07:23,939 --> 00:07:26,569 Ninety-one, are you there? 109 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:30,029 Hey, good-lookin'. You catch any speeders today? 110 00:07:38,949 --> 00:07:41,920 - Whoo! - What the fuck! 111 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,379 - [ Siren Blaring ] -[ Man On Radio ] Let's go, 91. 112 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:05,189 [Yelling ] 113 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,299 Rabbit, get that gun out! 114 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:39,759 [Yelling ] 115 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:42,429 Aw, Mac, you fucker! 116 00:08:42,519 --> 00:08:45,559 Greetings. [ Laughs ] 117 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:49,820 - You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy. 118 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:53,779 Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time. 119 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:57,570 Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example. 120 00:08:57,659 --> 00:09:00,580 - Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now? 121 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:03,120 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go. 122 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,919 - Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic. 123 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,289 - Pay up. - When do I get to do that? 124 00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:11,500 You'll get your chance, Rook. Shots? 125 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:14,629 - Yeah. - That's a lot of booze. 126 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,759 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed. 127 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,679 - [Yells ] -Jesus! 128 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,970 Sorry, boys, you're on duty. 129 00:09:22,059 --> 00:09:25,139 - On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady. 130 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,149 [ Man On Radio ] Unit 23. Come in, 23. 131 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:29,440 Unit 23. Come in, 23. 132 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,279 Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? 133 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,320 - Shut up, Farva. - I can be there-- 134 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,529 Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay. 135 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:41,370 What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance? 136 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,960 - The snozberries taste like snozberries. - [ Chuckles ] 137 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:55,629 -[ Gunshots ] - [Yelling ] 138 00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:57,009 - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops! 139 00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:58,970 - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops! 140 00:09:59,049 --> 00:10:01,549 - Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car! 141 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:05,679 - Hello. - You boys like Mexico? 142 00:10:05,769 --> 00:10:09,649 Yeeeee-hoooooo! 143 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,490 [ Indistinct ] 144 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:34,799 One, two, three, do it! 145 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:37,970 Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother. 146 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,139 Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing. 147 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,299 Come on, Rabbit. You can do it. 148 00:10:42,389 --> 00:10:46,220 Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot. 149 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,389 What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug? 150 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,059 Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn. 151 00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,649 - Ohh! - Goddamn it. 152 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:58,240 [ Belches ] I am all that is man. 153 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,909 - Every time. - Finish it up. 154 00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:03,240 [ Sighs ] 155 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:09,500 See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong. Open your throat, relax the jaw. 156 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,879 Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win... 157 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,000 with those thin little bird lips you got there. 158 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,169 This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn? 159 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,259 So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. 160 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,679 Hey, guys. 161 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,389 Wow. 162 00:11:32,269 --> 00:11:35,190 - Uh, do you have any more syrup? -Sorry, Urs. 163 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,029 - Why couldn't they chug ketchup? - [ Laughs ] 164 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:42,409 It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns. 165 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,659 I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup. 166 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:49,539 [ Rabbit ] You get the score of that Red Sox game last night? 167 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:53,500 - I turned it off just after-- - Ah, waiter. There you are. 168 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:57,419 I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole. 169 00:11:57,460 --> 00:12:01,379 - Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla. 170 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:04,720 I don't get it. Tacos? 171 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,889 They think I'm Mexican. 172 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:09,139 You're not Mexican? 173 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:11,889 Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying? 174 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:15,110 Yeah, if they can figure which hole to stick it in. 175 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,019 - Ah, what the fuck? - [ Laughs ] 176 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,320 - Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando. 177 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,779 - That's it! - [Yelling ] 178 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:32,120 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right! 179 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:35,080 - Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it! 180 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:41,340 I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them... 181 00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,470 they get a little antsy in their pantsy. 182 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:45,470 You just can't keep them under control. 183 00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:48,809 You should keep these dogs on a leash, John. 184 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,929 Let's go. 185 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:55,019 * A-number one top gun cadets * 186 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:59,019 * In the name of justice John Q Public can trust us * 187 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:02,320 * Hail to thee dear old Paroon * 188 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,279 - Hail to thee! - Hail to thee! 189 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,490 - Hail to thee! - Hey, all right! 190 00:13:07,529 --> 00:13:10,330 Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song? 191 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,750 - [ Mumbling ] - Sing it again, rookie bitch. 192 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,669 Farva. 193 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:18,500 - Forgot the coffee. - My bad, Cap. 194 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:21,919 All right, all right. Let's get started. 195 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,299 I got the latest shit list, gentlemen. 196 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:28,009 It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick and us. 197 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:31,429 And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts... 198 00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:34,059 we're gonna get the big, ugly ax. 199 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:37,059 - Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops! 200 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,730 - [ Booing ] -And you better believe that Grady and his goons... 201 00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:42,029 have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up. 202 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,690 Who wants cream? 203 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:48,240 Nobody? Okay, no cream. 204 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,909 Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? 205 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:56,539 - Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me. - Three. 206 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:59,919 - I can't make 'em speed. - Try hidin'. 207 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,710 - And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks. 208 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,419 - I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya? 209 00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:09,799 - I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache. - Coffee's served! 210 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:12,350 Oh, no! That's Rabbit's. That's Rabbit's. 211 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:15,389 - I get it. It's Rabbit's. - Oh, look, a bar of soap. 212 00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:18,559 Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker! 213 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,559 - Awesome prank, Farva. - Better than the crap you pull, Frank. 214 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,360 - Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick. 215 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,860 every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts... 216 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:33,159 and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there. 217 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,700 - I like that. - Bite it. Bite-- 218 00:14:35,789 --> 00:14:38,539 Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap! 219 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:43,500 We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours. 220 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:47,299 I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it! 221 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,840 Thorny, you're the ranking officer here. 222 00:14:49,929 --> 00:14:54,889 Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva! 223 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:58,480 Your suspension continues. Hit the radio. 224 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:02,519 Oh, yes. 225 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,230 Oh. Oh, local Smokeys on our turf. 226 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,950 - All right, hit it. - [ Siren Blares ] 227 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,700 See, that's what O'Hagan was talking about. 228 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:14,620 Hi. You guys forget what color your car is? 229 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,830 - Bye-bye. -[ Foster ] Later, dude. 230 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,289 - Bye-bye. -[ Foster ] Later, dude. 231 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,330 All right, how about "Cat Game"? 232 00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:24,789 - Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six... 233 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,379 -but I think you can do ten. - Ten? 234 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,759 -Starting right meow? -[ Chuckles ] 235 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,889 - Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow... 236 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,100 hand over your license and registration. 237 00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:46,320 - Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh. 238 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,399 - [ Chuckles ] - Sorry. 239 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,110 - [ Chuckles ] - There somethin' funny here, boy? 240 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,029 No, no, no. 241 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,039 Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? 242 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,039 [ Clears Throat ] 243 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,039 - All right meow, where were we? - Are you saying "meow"? 244 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,169 Am I saying "meow"? 245 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,840 - I-I-I thought-- - Don't think, boy. 246 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:12,929 - Meow, do you know how fast you were going? - [ Laughs ] 247 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,179 Meow, what is so damn funny? 248 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,059 I could have sworn you said "meow." 249 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:21,019 - Do I look like a cat to you, boy? - [ Laughs ] 250 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:23,980 Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? 251 00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:26,769 - No. No. - Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer? 252 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,070 - No. - Do you see me eatin' mice? 253 00:16:30,149 --> 00:16:33,070 - [ Both Laughing ] - Now you stop laughin' right meow. 254 00:16:33,149 --> 00:16:35,620 Yes, sir. 255 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,370 Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. 256 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:41,409 - But-- - No "buts" meow. That's the law. 257 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,830 It's not so funny meow, is it? 258 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,960 Meow! 259 00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:57,220 [ Rock ] 260 00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,850 Ooo-wee-ooh! 261 00:17:02,929 --> 00:17:05,309 Thanks for washing my car, Rook. 262 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,650 - You know what this is? - A chamois cloth? 263 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:13,150 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... 264 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,819 to myself. 265 00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:21,119 [ Laughing ] 266 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,619 - Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do. 267 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,630 Also heard something funny about how you got suspended. 268 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,630 Something about a school bus full of kids? 269 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:35,430 Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack. 270 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,430 Back in '7 4... 271 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,470 the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year. 272 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,769 Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one. 273 00:17:43,809 --> 00:17:45,940 And you know who that was? 274 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:49,769 Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver. 275 00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:51,900 - Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it? 276 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,279 - Wow! - Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver. 277 00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:56,609 - Amazing. - Yeah. 278 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:59,779 Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter... 279 00:17:59,819 --> 00:18:02,539 and light that award on fire in front of everyone. 280 00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:06,039 Do you get it? 281 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,420 So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire? 282 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,210 I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass. 283 00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:17,089 Or you'll light my ass on fire? 284 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,140 [ Stops ] 285 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,890 You wanna go? You wanna take one? Make your first move. 286 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:31,609 Hey! I hate to break up the honky convention, but we got a 10-92. 287 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,779 - You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah! 288 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:36,900 I bet you do--Ohh! 289 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,319 Nice wax job, Rook. 290 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:45,329 - Thank you, sir. [ Laughs ] - You-- 291 00:18:48,789 --> 00:18:51,130 What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around? 292 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,549 How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out. 293 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,259 Look at this chump. Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here. 294 00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:00,299 Take a walk, buddy, take a walk. 295 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:04,890 Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago. 296 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:09,690 - My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this. - Rabbit, put your game face on. 297 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,859 You got it, boss. 298 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,230 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh! 299 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:18,650 -[ Sniffs ] - Oh, yes. 300 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,240 - Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny. 301 00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:27,329 - This investigation is already under control. - Well, now it is. 302 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:30,420 - Hey! - Don't touch the crime scene, rodent! 303 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:36,049 Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo. 304 00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:39,009 - Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady? 305 00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:41,380 - Hey, I'll touch you. -[ Banging ] 306 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:49,309 This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there! 307 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:57,480 - [ Squealing ] - Get the fuck out of here! 308 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,779 [ Squealing Continues ] 309 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,410 - Glamor pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise. 310 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:10,289 [ Squealing Continues ] 311 00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:13,079 - Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. - Oh, watch it, Mac. 312 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,130 Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry. 313 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:20,049 - He's angry? Well, hello. - Hey, mark it off. 314 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:23,759 - Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious. 315 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:26,430 What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already? 316 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:29,099 - Oh, yeah, that's next week. - [ Chuckles ] 317 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,980 [ Squealing Continues ] 318 00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,559 Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there? 319 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,609 Move it, Ramashit! 320 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:41,440 - Take it up with O'Hagan! - Fight, fight, fight! 321 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,789 Get off of me! Get off!. 322 00:21:02,589 --> 00:21:06,089 I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh... 323 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,680 how about that stupid guy for Rabbit? 324 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:11,019 Well, you’re gonna have to be more specific. 325 00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:13,440 - They're both kinda fat and stupid. - [ Chuckles ] 326 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:16,940 Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn! 327 00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:20,359 - [ Thorny ] Cut him loose. - [ Ursula ] Go ahead, Smy. 328 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,859 You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady? 329 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,990 Yeah, I will tell you. This is our crime scene. We are takin' it. 330 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:31,289 - It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. - No. No. 331 00:21:31,369 --> 00:21:35,289 - This highway is closed. This is our jurisdiction. -[ Banging ] 332 00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:37,630 [ Squealing Continues ] 333 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:40,839 Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog. 334 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,720 Hey, Chief. 335 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,680 What in hell's gotten into you guys? 336 00:21:53,769 --> 00:21:56,849 I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time. 337 00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,940 But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene. 338 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,569 - But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight. 339 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,859 Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us. 340 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,160 They want us to blow it. 341 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,910 [ Sighs ] I mean, a murder on the highway... 342 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,500 and you give them the investigation. 343 00:22:16,579 --> 00:22:19,250 Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies. 344 00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,720 All right, come on out, Rabbit. 345 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:32,220 I guess I just go take a shower then, huh? 346 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,430 Ow! 347 00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:39,900 [ People Yelling, Clapping ] 348 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:43,940 Strike three! You're out of there! 349 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,569 All right, good cut, Ruthie. Good cut. Come on. 350 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:49,779 [ Man ] Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go. 351 00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:53,829 But, Thorn, if they do shut you down... 352 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:55,869 maybe you could stick around here? 353 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,960 I don't know, get a different job? 354 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,289 You can always come work in my shop. 355 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:06,299 Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom. 356 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:10,430 Okay. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up. 357 00:23:10,509 --> 00:23:12,470 All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit. 358 00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,640 You got it. 359 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,809 - Let's do it. - All right, Arlo. 360 00:23:27,819 --> 00:23:30,279 - Whoa! -[ Booing, Jeering ] 361 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:34,119 - Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do somethin' about that, ref. 362 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,619 [ Mac ] Sorry-ass local cops. 363 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,789 You think you have a nice relationship with someone... 364 00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:41,619 based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. 365 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,130 The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out. 366 00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:46,250 What? What? 367 00:23:46,339 --> 00:23:48,839 I don't wanna get transferred. 368 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,430 - Have to go be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it. 369 00:23:52,509 --> 00:23:58,309 If it happens, we'll, uh, we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco. 370 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:01,809 Throw him the heat. Bring it on. 371 00:24:01,849 --> 00:24:05,109 Uh, anybody want a corn dog? 372 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:08,150 See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster? 373 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:12,859 [ Man ] Ohh! 374 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:19,329 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 375 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:24,210 Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me. 376 00:24:24,289 --> 00:24:28,420 - Oh. What do I win? - Ooh. Um... 377 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:30,549 Ahh. There you go. 378 00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:32,549 Hope I don't get brain freeze. 379 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:35,549 I'm not sure you've got the required equipment. 380 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,349 So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight. 381 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:42,390 Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime. 382 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,269 All right, all right. Fair is fair. 383 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,319 You can slug me back if you want to. 384 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,190 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. 385 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,859 Hold my snow cone. 386 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:56,200 [ Clears Throat ] 387 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,829 - Okay. -[ Man ] Heads up! 388 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:02,410 - [ Screams ] - Hey, what happened over there? 389 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:07,210 [Yells ] What? Wh--Why? 390 00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,750 How about a little pep, hmm? 391 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,890 From those guys over there. 392 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,599 [ Chuckles ] Assholes. 393 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,190 You want to move that, buddy. Now! 394 00:25:25,269 --> 00:25:29,269 - So, about my field time. - Yeah, yeah. I've been thinkin' a lot about that. 395 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,779 I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you. 396 00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:36,200 - Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy. 397 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:38,829 I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol. 398 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:42,410 I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time. I'd like to get some field work. 399 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,880 Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field. 400 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960 Move that gigantic cotton candy! 401 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,920 Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch? 402 00:25:59,049 --> 00:26:01,430 [ Radio, Indistinct ] 403 00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:04,730 Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him. 404 00:26:04,809 --> 00:26:07,099 Grady's not here. I'll take the file. 405 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:11,980 - It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando? - Nope. 406 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:13,940 What do you need? I'm the only one here? 407 00:26:14,029 --> 00:26:17,490 There are no male officers around? 408 00:26:17,529 --> 00:26:20,829 Just give me the file. 409 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,910 What's this? 410 00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:27,000 So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what? 411 00:26:27,079 --> 00:26:29,079 [ Chuckles ] 412 00:26:30,670 --> 00:26:33,960 You know, you've got a lot of courage, walkin' into the lion's den. 413 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,299 - Oh, I got brass buns. - Mm. You should join the band. 414 00:26:37,339 --> 00:26:39,339 [ Chuckles ] 415 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,470 What are your cells, eight by eight? 416 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,309 Ours are nine by nine. No big deal. 417 00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:51,269 Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops. 418 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,609 I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body. 419 00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:58,490 Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that. 420 00:26:58,569 --> 00:27:02,779 But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do. 421 00:27:02,869 --> 00:27:05,289 Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really. 422 00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:08,670 Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus... 423 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,880 and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true. 424 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,799 - [ Chuckles ] - But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there. 425 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,839 Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. 426 00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:23,140 All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here. 427 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:26,390 - I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired. 428 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:30,349 I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference. 429 00:27:31,769 --> 00:27:35,900 - In our cells, the door is over here. - Right. 430 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,819 [ Mac ] A couple of hyenas. 431 00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:44,700 Well, you know, they are speeding. 432 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:48,329 - Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91 . 433 00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:51,039 Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio. 434 00:27:51,079 --> 00:27:54,380 - Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio. 435 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,710 We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates. 436 00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:00,880 Tijuana-Gringo-Water-Fiver-Zero. 437 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:04,220 - Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio. 438 00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:11,900 Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle. 439 00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:14,559 It does? Oh, my God! 440 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:18,859 - Very funny, 91 . - Thank you, Radio. 441 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:24,450 Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in. 442 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:27,619 Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle. 443 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,910 [ Foster ] Whoa! What's this jack-off doin; trying to pull him over? 444 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,380 There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'. 445 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:36,960 -[ Foster ] What the hell's he doin'? - I got somethin'. 446 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,049 [ Siren ] 447 00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:43,049 [ Mac ] Yeah. That's right, doofus. Move it along. 448 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,059 You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"? 449 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,230 Do you wanna do "Repeat"? 450 00:28:51,309 --> 00:28:55,730 [ Chuckles ] No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said. 451 00:28:55,809 --> 00:28:58,779 - I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay. 452 00:28:58,819 --> 00:29:01,150 - For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan. 453 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,410 Good morning. 454 00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:08,829 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 455 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:11,200 - Sure. I was just-- - Good morning. 456 00:29:11,289 --> 00:29:14,789 Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration? 457 00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:20,009 - Yeah. No problem. - Excuse me one second. [ Chuckles ] No. 458 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:23,799 Excuse me one second. [ Chuckles ] No. 459 00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:26,430 Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers... 460 00:29:26,509 --> 00:29:28,970 because I know I wasn't speeding. 461 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:35,150 - Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in? 462 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,400 Did I miss that weigh station? 463 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480 They got me runnin' so many miles... 464 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,529 I just must have dazed out and well-- 465 00:29:41,569 --> 00:29:43,609 I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay? 466 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,859 [ Both ] What are you pulling back there? 467 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,950 Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think. 468 00:29:48,029 --> 00:29:49,990 [ Both ] Why don't we take a look? 469 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:52,829 Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-- 470 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,539 Let's go, Mr. Galikanokus. 471 00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:59,839 Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr... 472 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:04,380 Mr. Galonukum. 473 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:10,099 Hop on up. 474 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:13,140 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot. 475 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:15,230 Yeah, that's true. 476 00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:18,809 Sorry about the light there. 477 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,730 I have a flashlight in the cab. 478 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,900 - Hey! Mr. Galikanokus! - Whoa! 479 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,029 -[ Pounding On Door ] - Mr. Galikanokus! 480 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,160 - We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'. 481 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,910 - It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is... 482 00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:37,079 time to stop now, Mac? 483 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,549 [ Mac ] And that was the second time I got crabs. 484 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,549 - Awesome. - Afternoon. 485 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,549 - Hey. - Hey. 486 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:48,589 [ Sighs ] 487 00:30:50,509 --> 00:30:52,890 - It stinks like sex in here. - [ Chuckles ] 488 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,390 What happened? 489 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,480 We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater." 490 00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:01,769 - Huh. That'll happen. - [ All ] That will happen. 491 00:31:01,859 --> 00:31:03,819 Well, you did it this time. 492 00:31:03,859 --> 00:31:07,200 - Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now. - Oh, man. 493 00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:09,410 Nah, we just parked it across the street. 494 00:31:11,529 --> 00:31:14,119 All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens... 495 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,789 I want you to stop, take a deep breath... 496 00:31:16,829 --> 00:31:19,750 - and pull your heads out of each other's asses, would ya? - Language. 497 00:31:19,829 --> 00:31:22,250 It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head. 498 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,920 Yeah. What's this guy movin'? 499 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,509 Yeah. What's this guy movin'? 500 00:31:25,589 --> 00:31:27,589 Soap, I think. 501 00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:39,519 Reefer. 502 00:31:39,559 --> 00:31:41,519 [ Radio, Indistinct ] 503 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:43,769 [ Mac ] Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid. 504 00:31:43,859 --> 00:31:47,440 We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in. 505 00:31:47,529 --> 00:31:50,950 - That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit? 506 00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:55,490 - Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about? 507 00:31:56,579 --> 00:31:58,869 Enhance. 508 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,079 Enhance. Enhance. 509 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:05,250 Just print the damn thing! 510 00:32:05,339 --> 00:32:09,380 All right, what do we know about this Galikanokus guy? 511 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,799 It's a fake name, fake license. 512 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:14,009 - Bunty Soap? - Fake soap company. 513 00:32:14,049 --> 00:32:17,930 - What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist. 514 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:21,900 So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'. 515 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,900 [ Rabbit ] I got a theory, Cap. 516 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:28,230 These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them. 517 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:31,569 And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back. 518 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:36,740 See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name. 519 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:40,410 See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school? 520 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,039 Shut up, Farva. 521 00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,250 Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker? 522 00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:48,089 Um... 523 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:51,549 I don't believe it did. 524 00:32:51,589 --> 00:32:54,799 - Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago? - Nope. 525 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:59,769 A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy. 526 00:32:59,809 --> 00:33:04,099 What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? 527 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:08,230 - [ Chuckling ] - Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? 528 00:33:09,569 --> 00:33:14,359 No? This is basically a cheaper Afghani knockoff. 529 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:17,160 It's this monkey that basically travels around the world... 530 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,160 uh, doing nasty things. 531 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,829 His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh-- [ Chuckles ] No. 532 00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:24,460 It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation. 533 00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:28,549 The monkey has a butler? Great. 534 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:31,670 - Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know? 535 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:36,640 - [ Chuckling ] -All right. Somebody get me a VTR copy of this thing. 536 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,180 I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago. 537 00:33:39,259 --> 00:33:42,349 All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it. 538 00:33:45,769 --> 00:33:50,069 - Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it. 539 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:53,150 -John. I'm not interrupting, am I? - Mad Timber! 540 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,990 - No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around. 541 00:33:58,069 --> 00:34:02,119 - Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not? 542 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,829 - Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey. 543 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,329 You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor? 544 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:10,090 We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next. 545 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:13,800 I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get. 546 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,840 - That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it? - Mm-hmm. 547 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,639 Tell that to the budget committee. 548 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,010 I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman... 549 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,969 and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington. 550 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,849 - [ Chattering ] - Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures. 551 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:30,360 - Rabbit, run. Gun. -And, John... 552 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,900 as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned-- 553 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,360 It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it. 554 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,409 Good. 555 00:34:37,489 --> 00:34:41,530 'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party. 556 00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,500 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 557 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:48,329 We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement. 558 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,340 Spread it on! 559 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,420 [ Arlo ] Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster! 560 00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:59,260 -So what's the deal with you and Bobbi? - Come on, Dad! 561 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:03,099 You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people? 562 00:35:03,179 --> 00:35:07,559 Well, I mean, yeah. Not really. Kind of. 563 00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,230 It's sort of a long story, all right? 564 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:15,440 Well--Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over? 565 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,239 - Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on? 566 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,369 In a minute, all right? Are you listening? 567 00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:24,409 - Does she have anyone over that maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred? 568 00:35:24,449 --> 00:35:26,409 Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred? 569 00:35:26,449 --> 00:35:30,000 [ Laughs ] He's this crazy bird on TV. 570 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:33,210 - He's crazy. He flies around like a pigeon. - Oh, right. 571 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:35,800 Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird. 572 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,880 Okay. 573 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,260 We got one. 574 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,800 You wanna take this one, kid? 575 00:35:42,889 --> 00:35:45,719 - What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A." 576 00:35:46,889 --> 00:35:48,809 - You're okay, right? - Sure. 577 00:35:48,889 --> 00:35:51,769 - Go on. Make mama proud. - All right. 578 00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:56,900 Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates-- 579 00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,909 - Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch. - Roger. Checking. 580 00:36:00,989 --> 00:36:05,119 -[ Techno ] -[ Engine Revs ] 581 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:10,119 - Kill it. - [Turns Off Engine, Music Stops ] 582 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:13,920 Can I please see your license and registra--[Whistles ] 583 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,590 [ German Accent ] I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation. 584 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:20,469 I am so used to driving on the Autobahn. 585 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:23,599 Uh--What? 586 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,760 [ Speaking German ] ...Sean Cassidy. 587 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:28,929 [ Speaking German ] Yummy, yummy. 588 00:36:29,019 --> 00:36:31,940 [ Both Speaking German ] 589 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:34,650 - [ Clears Throat ] - Nicht? 590 00:36:34,730 --> 00:36:39,150 - Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast. 591 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,150 -Ja. -Ja. 592 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,280 Officer, this is a major problem... 593 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:46,699 because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche. 594 00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:51,619 Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm? Or maybe my wife... 595 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,829 could do for you to avoid this dilemma? 596 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,300 Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you? 597 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:03,300 Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm? 598 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:07,179 Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65. 599 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,980 Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order. 600 00:37:11,019 --> 00:37:15,519 Could you hold on a minute? Just a minute. I'll be right back. 601 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:21,030 - [ Man Speaking German ] - [ Techno ] 602 00:37:31,159 --> 00:37:34,369 [ Speaking German ] 603 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,710 - Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure? 604 00:37:50,139 --> 00:37:52,099 Rabbit? 605 00:37:52,179 --> 00:37:55,559 - Please, Thorn, not now. No. - He can join too, if you like? 606 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:57,940 - Get over here. - Tickle, tickle. 607 00:37:58,019 --> 00:38:01,900 -Ja. - Hold on a second. Just one second, huh? 608 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:07,909 - What? - Farva said that car is stolen. 609 00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:09,909 What? Stolen? 610 00:38:09,989 --> 00:38:12,250 -Shit! - Is there a problem, officers? 611 00:38:12,329 --> 00:38:16,079 Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this. 612 00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:19,210 Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing. 613 00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:21,590 But the car's stolen. 614 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:23,920 Goddamn it! 615 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,340 You got to get over there and you got to cuff her. 616 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,550 - [ Stammering ] - Do it! You're a highway patrolman. 617 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:32,639 Cut it out! Do it. 618 00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,639 - Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir. - [ Stops ] 619 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:40,400 - This is no problem, hmm? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em. 620 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,730 -Ah, now some fun for both of us. - [ Both ] Get back in the car! 621 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:46,739 [ Thorn ] Rabbit, get over there and cuff her. 622 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:50,199 -[ Thorn ] Up against the car. - Ma'am, I hate to do this to you, but would you-- 623 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,000 - would you please put your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky. 624 00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,409 - [ Siren ] -[ Thorn ] Arlo! 625 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:59,380 -[ Man ] I love your-- -[ Arlo ] I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva. 626 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:04,260 -[ Man, Indistinct ] -[ Thorny ] Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go! 627 00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:07,630 Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay? 628 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,349 - I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorn. - Uh, right. 629 00:39:10,429 --> 00:39:12,929 Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy? 630 00:39:18,019 --> 00:39:20,809 Ursula, what the fuck? There's no T.P. in the bathroom. 631 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,320 - What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece? 632 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,489 Shit! 633 00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:31,159 You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort. 634 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,909 - Do you want me to wipe your ass? - That's not what I-- 635 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,619 Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P. 636 00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:44,630 - I'm not your wife, Smy. - No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two. 637 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:47,260 Ooh. 638 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,380 Hi, douche bag. 639 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,510 -[ Door Closes ] - You know, if you were my wife... 640 00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:57,019 I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep. 641 00:39:57,099 --> 00:39:59,849 [ Chuckles ] Nice try. 642 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,519 He strangles her and puts her face in pig food? 643 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:06,650 What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse? 644 00:40:06,739 --> 00:40:09,699 Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her? 645 00:40:09,739 --> 00:40:12,869 [ Laughs ] Oh, we're working on it. 646 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:15,119 It's called routine police work. 647 00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:18,539 Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back. 648 00:40:18,579 --> 00:40:21,039 John Chimpo, I'm told. 649 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,510 And those cannabis bags in our truck... 650 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,880 those stickers had the same monkey logo. 651 00:40:30,969 --> 00:40:33,179 So we think there might be some kind of connection. 652 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:38,639 Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town? 653 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:42,269 - Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you. 654 00:40:42,349 --> 00:40:45,730 Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here. 655 00:40:45,820 --> 00:40:48,650 John Chimpo. [ Clears throat ] 656 00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:52,780 - [ Feedback ] - Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo... 657 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:57,449 and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup. 658 00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:01,920 - Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun. 659 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,420 That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper. 660 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,000 We show you the funny. 661 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,630 Well, where were we? 662 00:41:09,710 --> 00:41:13,179 Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting. 663 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:15,469 - But you were starting to think about it. - [ Chuckles ] 664 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:19,809 - I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm Sizzle Lean. 665 00:41:19,889 --> 00:41:22,809 I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard. 666 00:41:22,889 --> 00:41:27,019 Now, either you scratch my back or you're gonna get my size ten boot up your ass! 667 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:31,110 Desperation is a stinky cologne, John. 668 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:36,949 Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill. 669 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:39,449 You have a station full of crappy cops. 670 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:43,250 I am about this far away from having a bigger budget. 671 00:41:43,289 --> 00:41:48,250 And now, you come in here talking about... 672 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:53,170 monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy. 673 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:55,010 [ Chuckles ] 674 00:41:55,090 --> 00:42:00,599 Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh? 675 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:04,440 Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me. 676 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,599 I can always use a good meter maid. 677 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:13,780 [ Engine Starts ] 678 00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:16,449 [ Engine Revving ] 679 00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:20,739 Let it roll. 680 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:24,250 [ Alternative Rock ] 681 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:37,719 [ Country ] 682 00:43:07,369 --> 00:43:09,500 - [ Alternative Rock ] - Come and get me, Mac. 683 00:43:09,539 --> 00:43:13,550 -[ Country ] -[ Man Moaning ] 684 00:43:45,869 --> 00:43:50,079 - See you later, sucker! - Ohh! Ohh! Fuck! 685 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,670 Can't catch the Rabbit. [ Laughing ] 686 00:44:05,179 --> 00:44:10,269 - Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag! 687 00:44:10,349 --> 00:44:12,860 Well, hello, Shirley. 688 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:15,980 -[ Siren Approaching ] - Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team. 689 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,030 What's Thorny going to say, Rook? 690 00:44:18,110 --> 00:44:20,820 -[ Springs Squeaking ] -[ Thorny ] Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen. 691 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:23,280 [ Bobbi ] We don't want to leave. We really like this town. 692 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:27,579 I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town. 693 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:30,210 I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move. 694 00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:32,579 -[ Bed Springs Creaking ] - He's got a lot of real good friends here. 695 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:35,670 Who? That creepy kid with the lisp? 696 00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:38,340 Hey. Stop jumping on the bed. 697 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:41,550 Look, I don't want to go without you. 698 00:44:41,630 --> 00:44:45,349 - Then you should stay here. - But I can't if they transfer me. 699 00:44:45,429 --> 00:44:48,309 Hey, stop jumping on the bed. 700 00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:51,309 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. 701 00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:54,440 Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht, huh? 702 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,440 Uhh. We really should be getting back to the jail. 703 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:04,449 - You don't want us turning into pumpkins. - [ Speaking German ] 704 00:45:04,489 --> 00:45:07,119 Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer? 705 00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:10,960 All right. Who wants a mustache ride? 706 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,670 - I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do! 707 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,130 [ Phone Rings ] 708 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:22,679 - Spurbury Police. - Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible. 709 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,929 Oh, there's a disgusting pervert flashing people. 710 00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:26,929 Ma'am, I need you to calm down. 711 00:45:27,010 --> 00:45:29,639 I can't calm down! You calm down! Oh, my God! 712 00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:33,440 - Ma'am, tell me your location. - He's right in front of the building... 713 00:45:33,519 --> 00:45:36,980 on 323, uh, Karuna Street. 714 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:40,150 - That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him. 715 00:45:40,190 --> 00:45:43,239 He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold. 716 00:45:44,530 --> 00:45:47,199 Whoo-aaah! 717 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,659 [ Chuckling ] Did you see him? Oh, he's disgusting. 718 00:45:49,699 --> 00:45:54,710 - He certainly is, ma'am. - Oh, I think he's going to the window again. 719 00:45:54,789 --> 00:45:57,289 Whoo-ooo-ooo! 720 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:02,170 Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose. 721 00:46:02,219 --> 00:46:04,800 Oh, no! I think he's going back again. 722 00:46:07,349 --> 00:46:09,809 - [ Gun Cocks ] -[ Deep Voice ] Freeze, motherfucker! 723 00:46:09,889 --> 00:46:13,179 Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked. 724 00:46:13,230 --> 00:46:16,349 Drop your coat and grab your toes. 725 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,030 - What? - I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes. 726 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:24,780 Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help! 727 00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:28,070 Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread. 728 00:46:32,409 --> 00:46:35,289 You don't have these at your station? 729 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:41,000 [ Deep Voice ] I don't suppose you got a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow? 730 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:43,719 I'm not sure you could fit into my panties. 731 00:46:50,889 --> 00:46:53,059 You know, you can't tell anybody about this. 732 00:46:53,099 --> 00:46:55,809 - I already told my mom about you. - [ Giggles ] 733 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,619 - Ohh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - [Wood Creaking ] 734 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:14,329 - Shit! - Baby, you rocked me. 735 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,670 Wow! What is this? 736 00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:29,469 - Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva! - It's a good move, Cap. 737 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:32,389 Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny. 738 00:47:32,469 --> 00:47:35,179 - Wait a minute-- - What do you want me to do about it? 739 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,519 My hands are tied! It's all over the police band! 740 00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:39,849 Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time! 741 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,860 I got a Q-17 request form today. 742 00:47:42,940 --> 00:47:45,280 We have to inventory our equipment. 743 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,030 Which means our balls are this close to the band saw. 744 00:47:50,989 --> 00:47:53,449 What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs? 745 00:47:53,539 --> 00:47:56,250 - There's a new billboard. - Casino le Fantastique? 746 00:47:56,329 --> 00:47:58,869 -[ Humming Fanfare ] - Let me guess. 747 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,539 You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall. 748 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:04,130 I'll do you one better, Captain. 749 00:48:04,170 --> 00:48:08,630 So I'm walkin' down by the local police station, minding my own business. 750 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,179 But there's something funny in the air. 751 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:14,219 I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago. 752 00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:17,849 - So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon. - Bullshit. 753 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:21,150 I can see there's something not right about that bed. 754 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:23,440 - So I busted it in. - Bullshit. 755 00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:27,690 And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers. 756 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:32,320 Let me get this straight. You went into the impound, scaled the fence... 757 00:48:32,369 --> 00:48:37,829 broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch? 758 00:48:37,869 --> 00:48:41,750 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. 759 00:48:41,829 --> 00:48:44,840 What? Do you think I just grew this weed? 760 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,710 How could you know to look underneath the bed? 761 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,969 It must have been my sixth-- or even my seventh sense. 762 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:54,050 You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything. 763 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:58,559 - Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner? 764 00:48:58,599 --> 00:49:02,809 So these local mothers have got a hundred keys of chiba and don't know it? 765 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:05,320 Not a clue. It's totally hidden. 766 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,070 And Grady's walkin' around like he's hot soup. All right, we got a chance here. 767 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:12,280 But we got to beat these guys to the punch. 768 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,159 Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops... 769 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,750 and find out what you can about Galikanokus and Bunty Soap. 770 00:49:18,829 --> 00:49:23,500 I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball. Thorny, I'm takin' a hard line. 771 00:49:23,579 --> 00:49:25,789 You got to promise me no more bullshit. 772 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,670 Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils. 773 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,590 Well, you're gonna have to. 774 00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:35,969 Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here. 775 00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:38,809 Remember what we talked about. If anything happens... 776 00:49:38,889 --> 00:49:41,730 count to ten, take some deep breaths. 777 00:49:41,769 --> 00:49:43,769 Ten deep breaths. I got it, Cap. 778 00:49:43,849 --> 00:49:47,070 [ O'Hagan ] Foster, you’re on duty. 779 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,280 Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud. 780 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:55,159 -[ Foster ] You are awesome. -[ Chuckling ] 781 00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:00,500 - You are incredible. You are a fantastic cop. - Keep goin'. 782 00:50:00,619 --> 00:50:03,420 Uh, and then somebody said, I think it was O'Hagan, said, um... 783 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:08,800 - "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - Hmm. I think you get a star. 784 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,300 Mm. Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work. 785 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:19,809 - This steering wheel is jabbing my ass. - Oh, right. 786 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,739 Ow! Okay. 787 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:38,949 In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage. 788 00:50:39,030 --> 00:50:41,119 Yeah? [ Moans ] 789 00:50:43,369 --> 00:50:45,619 Oh. 790 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,289 - Foster? - Yeah? 791 00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:51,960 In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat. 792 00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:56,550 Oh, fuck it! 793 00:51:02,349 --> 00:51:05,599 Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? 794 00:51:05,690 --> 00:51:08,269 Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect? 795 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,519 Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun. 796 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:15,030 - I don't think so. - Come on, mix it up a bit. 797 00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:17,070 - Mm, no fuckin' way. - [ Chuckles ] 798 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:21,449 Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells. 799 00:51:21,489 --> 00:51:26,159 - Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology. - Do I really smell? 800 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,960 All right, assholes, quit talkin' about me. 801 00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:32,590 Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail. 802 00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:36,340 - We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot. - Bullshit. 803 00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:38,929 - Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it. 804 00:51:39,010 --> 00:51:41,429 But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover. 805 00:51:41,469 --> 00:51:44,429 Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops? 806 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:48,690 Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop. You should know this. 807 00:51:48,769 --> 00:51:51,690 - I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car... 808 00:51:51,769 --> 00:51:55,900 until they replace the door you, for no reason whatsoever, removed last night. 809 00:51:55,989 --> 00:51:58,610 I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. 810 00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:01,619 Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off... 811 00:52:01,659 --> 00:52:03,659 while you were sittin' in the damn thing. 812 00:52:03,739 --> 00:52:05,750 I told you I was in a very deep sleep. 813 00:52:05,829 --> 00:52:09,920 Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan? Maybe we can borrow his car today. 814 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,039 - [ Sighs ] - [ Sighs ] 815 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,260 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 816 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,760 [ Engine Starts ] 817 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,800 [ Grinding Gears ] 818 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,650 [ Engine Stops ] 819 00:52:34,690 --> 00:52:36,739 Shit! This rig sucks! 820 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,739 Aha! 821 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:40,820 [ Engine Starts ] 822 00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,289 [ Engine Stops ] 823 00:52:46,369 --> 00:52:48,829 Uh, who knew it was a stick? 824 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:03,429 How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra... 825 00:53:03,510 --> 00:53:07,599 and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners? 826 00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:10,599 Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush. 827 00:53:12,099 --> 00:53:15,519 - And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell. 828 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:18,989 - Hey, I came up with a great name for our car. - Oh, yeah? 829 00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:23,320 Get this. You're Arcot Ramathorn--Ram-- 830 00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:27,949 and I'm Rod Farva--Rod; car Ramrod. 831 00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,409 [ Chuckles ] Car Ramrod. You get it? 832 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:34,039 - Yeah, I got it. -[ Beep ] 833 00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:36,630 - Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod." 834 00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:39,210 - Say "Car Ramrod." - Vermont plates--Hold on. 835 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:41,300 Vermont plates--Alpha... 836 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:45,599 God-Mustard- One-Niner-Decade-China. 837 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:47,719 - Check it. [ Rabbit ] Roger, 23. 838 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,980 - You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot. 839 00:53:51,059 --> 00:53:54,650 - Oh, yeah. - Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'? 840 00:53:54,730 --> 00:53:57,110 - What? No games. - Don't bullshit me. 841 00:53:57,190 --> 00:54:01,190 Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster... 842 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,199 did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most." 843 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,869 You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times. 844 00:54:10,829 --> 00:54:14,170 To the driver. 845 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:17,630 - I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-- - Who can say "meow" the most? 846 00:54:17,670 --> 00:54:20,630 [ Chuckles ] You guys are real crazy. 847 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:22,670 Hey, look out for these guys! 848 00:54:23,929 --> 00:54:27,300 Hell, I can say "meow." I can say "moo." 849 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:31,679 For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken-fucker. 850 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:36,019 Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. 851 00:54:36,099 --> 00:54:41,530 License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk! 852 00:54:44,530 --> 00:54:46,909 - Bruce? John O'Hagan. -John! 853 00:54:46,989 --> 00:54:50,789 I'm glad you called. Listen. I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup... 854 00:54:50,869 --> 00:54:53,659 and he says that for twenty bananas he'll provide evidence... 855 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:58,500 Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse. 856 00:54:58,539 --> 00:55:01,670 Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder. 857 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:04,510 Who? Galikanokus? You know where he is? 858 00:55:04,550 --> 00:55:07,139 - No, we don't know where he is, but-- - [ Scoffs ] 859 00:55:07,219 --> 00:55:09,349 Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then. 860 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:12,849 Okay. This is my last offer. 861 00:55:12,929 --> 00:55:14,889 Either you let us in on this investigation... 862 00:55:14,929 --> 00:55:17,099 or I'm gonna embarrass you personally. 863 00:55:17,190 --> 00:55:19,150 [ Chuckling ] Oh, how embarrassed? 864 00:55:19,230 --> 00:55:21,519 Like, naked in a dream embarrassed? 865 00:55:21,570 --> 00:55:26,360 No, no. Embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed. 866 00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:31,369 She's not my cousin. [ Clears Throat ] 867 00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:38,420 Welcome to Dimpus. Can I take your order? 868 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,539 Give me a, uh, double bacon cheeseburger. 869 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,420 Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop. 870 00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:47,469 -[ Man On P.A.] Roger. - What the hell's that all about? 871 00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:51,969 - He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good. 872 00:55:52,059 --> 00:55:55,059 Don't spit in that cop's burger. 873 00:55:55,139 --> 00:55:57,519 - Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Hold the spit. 874 00:55:58,769 --> 00:56:01,360 Give me a, uh, pie. Apple. 875 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,480 Do you want me to hold the spit? 876 00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:05,570 [ Laughing ] Just kidding, Officer...Farva. 877 00:56:05,610 --> 00:56:09,280 So, do you want to "Dimpisize" your meal for a quarter more? 878 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,530 Want me to "punchisize" your face for free? 879 00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:15,789 Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing. 880 00:56:15,869 --> 00:56:17,829 - [ Shouting, Indistinct ] - Oh, Christ. 881 00:56:17,909 --> 00:56:20,289 You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay? 882 00:56:20,329 --> 00:56:22,960 - Okay. Bye. - [ Beeping ] 883 00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:27,719 - Now don't give me any lip. - It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get. 884 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,679 - I said no! - It's just 25 cents. 885 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,059 - Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it. - I can handle this, Ramathorn. 886 00:56:34,139 --> 00:56:37,179 - I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage? 887 00:56:38,639 --> 00:56:41,019 Gimme a, uh, liter of cola. 888 00:56:41,099 --> 00:56:43,440 - A what? - A liter of cola! 889 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:48,030 "Leederacola." Do we make leederacola? 890 00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:50,239 Will you just order a large, Farva? 891 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,659 I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola! 892 00:56:53,739 --> 00:56:56,750 - I don't know what that is! - Liter is French... 893 00:56:56,829 --> 00:57:00,619 for"give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips." 894 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:03,210 All right, all right. Relax! 895 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,380 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah. 896 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,510 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah. 897 00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:11,510 Ah, fuck it. 898 00:57:12,889 --> 00:57:15,849 Mm. I feel like a real cop again. 899 00:57:15,929 --> 00:57:19,519 Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last. 900 00:57:19,559 --> 00:57:23,019 - Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy. 901 00:57:23,099 --> 00:57:25,110 We're about to get shut down anyway. 902 00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:28,610 Oh, yeah? That's a lot of"Dimp." 903 00:57:28,690 --> 00:57:31,860 - What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know. 904 00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:33,699 Bobbi doesn't want to leave, and... 905 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,739 I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so-- 906 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:37,739 Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. 907 00:57:37,789 --> 00:57:40,869 Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right? 908 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,920 Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks? 909 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,710 And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers." 910 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,250 - I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment. 911 00:57:48,300 --> 00:57:51,050 - But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me. 912 00:57:51,130 --> 00:57:56,389 - Oh, I could never catch you? - If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away. 913 00:57:56,429 --> 00:57:59,219 [ Cackling ] I got a good feelin' about this. 914 00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:03,099 Damn it, you burger punk! 915 00:58:03,139 --> 00:58:06,360 You son of a bitch! 916 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:11,110 - Aah! - [ Voices Shouting ] 917 00:58:17,449 --> 00:58:19,739 [ Screaming Continues ] 918 00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,579 Yeah, Burger Boy! 919 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:30,340 [ Grady ] All right, all right, all right. 920 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,260 Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off. 921 00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,510 Clear out of here. All of you. 922 00:58:40,179 --> 00:58:42,769 [ Kissing Sound ] 923 00:58:44,269 --> 00:58:47,730 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod. 924 00:58:47,809 --> 00:58:50,610 Standard procedure. 925 00:58:50,650 --> 00:58:54,610 - It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar. 926 00:58:54,650 --> 00:58:57,449 - Listen, Rod-- - It's delicious. 927 00:58:57,530 --> 00:59:00,539 Uh, good. Good. [ Inhales Deeply ] 928 00:59:00,619 --> 00:59:04,039 Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown? 929 00:59:04,119 --> 00:59:07,500 We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters. 930 00:59:07,539 --> 00:59:11,210 Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch. 931 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:14,969 - Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident. 932 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:18,010 Listen, Rod. 933 00:59:18,090 --> 00:59:23,019 This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open... 934 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:27,269 but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence. 935 00:59:27,349 --> 00:59:29,269 Now I've spoken to the governor myself. 936 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,650 She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen. 937 00:59:32,730 --> 00:59:35,949 Now, I'm gonna have a bigger budget then, and I could really use... 938 00:59:36,030 --> 00:59:40,079 a good local officer like yourself. 939 00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,159 - Could I go now? - You could have your own car. 940 00:59:43,199 --> 00:59:47,829 Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together. 941 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,340 Now, the thing is, Rod... 942 00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:53,210 I really need to know about your side of the investigation. 943 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:57,929 O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and--[ Scoffs ] 944 00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:00,010 Can we make a deal? 945 01:00:02,219 --> 01:00:04,179 I'm all highway. 946 01:00:08,349 --> 01:00:10,900 [ Sighs Deeply ] 947 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,820 Let him loose. 948 01:00:18,030 --> 01:00:20,280 Sorry about that, bro. 949 01:00:22,579 --> 01:00:25,369 [ Chuckling ] 950 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:30,210 [ Door Opening ] 951 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,630 Hey, Charlie's Angel. 952 01:00:45,269 --> 01:00:47,849 - [ Sighs ] What's up? - Guys. 953 01:00:47,929 --> 01:00:50,059 Hey. 954 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:52,150 Well, we got about, uh, twenty desk lamps. 955 01:00:52,230 --> 01:00:56,650 - Farva went schizoid. - That's good. 956 01:00:56,739 --> 01:00:59,860 - How did the undercover thing go? - Well, not so good. 957 01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:02,989 - Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi. - Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 958 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:05,369 You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing? 959 01:01:05,449 --> 01:01:09,659 - Funny, but nothin' there. - Mm. Maybe you missed something. 960 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:13,500 Mm, trust me, bro. There's nothing there. 961 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:16,420 Maybe we should take another look. 962 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,300 - [ Cartoon Characters Chattering, Indistinct ] -[ Officers Laughing ] 963 01:01:48,699 --> 01:01:51,460 - That's it, you're off the road. Never again. - Sir, no. 964 01:01:51,539 --> 01:01:54,000 - It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus. 965 01:01:54,039 --> 01:01:57,130 You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you. 966 01:01:57,210 --> 01:02:00,469 - Now you got your goddamn unions. - I'm not a pro-union guy. 967 01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:05,260 - And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it! 968 01:02:05,349 --> 01:02:08,599 Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. 969 01:02:09,849 --> 01:02:11,980 Beat it! 970 01:02:12,019 --> 01:02:15,980 Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo... 971 01:02:16,019 --> 01:02:19,780 "Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture. 972 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:23,739 You must remain true to the Taliban warlord." 973 01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:26,369 - Cool beans. - [ Laughing ] 974 01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:35,630 So, um, Galikanokus is not the butler? 975 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:40,010 Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really. 976 01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:44,510 And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers? 977 01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:47,889 Rabbit, get this meatball out of here. 978 01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:49,889 [ Rabbit ] You got it, Captain. Come on, meatball. 979 01:02:49,969 --> 01:02:51,980 We should probably do that. 980 01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:56,940 Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh? 981 01:02:57,019 --> 01:03:01,820 - What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg. 982 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,239 I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee. 983 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,369 - This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. -[ Thorny ] What? 984 01:03:09,409 --> 01:03:11,949 They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian. 985 01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:15,920 - We're all in the same boat. - But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. 986 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,789 Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 987 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:24,550 - Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. - Evil shenanigans. 988 01:03:24,590 --> 01:03:28,349 I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans." 989 01:03:28,429 --> 01:03:31,639 [ Clears Throat ] Hey, Farva! 990 01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:35,190 What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls... 991 01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,559 - and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans? 992 01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:41,110 - No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right? 993 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,610 Put those away! 994 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:53,119 - Hey, Rabbit. - Yeah, I know. "You got beautiful, big brown lips." 995 01:03:53,199 --> 01:03:55,659 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 996 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:58,420 Have your fun, boys. Have your fun. 997 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:01,590 'Cause I'm gonna start looking for for a new job. 998 01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:05,510 [ Snorts ] 999 01:04:14,639 --> 01:04:16,980 Hey! Urs! Ha! 1000 01:04:20,019 --> 01:04:21,980 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. 1001 01:04:22,019 --> 01:04:25,110 - The mayor came down today. - [ Sighs ] 1002 01:04:27,449 --> 01:04:30,949 [ Chuckles ] Ah, biker! I'm an idiot. 1003 01:04:31,030 --> 01:04:35,039 [ Sighs ] Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot. 1004 01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:38,500 - Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss. 1005 01:04:40,039 --> 01:04:42,289 So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls. 1006 01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:45,380 Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships? 1007 01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:47,380 Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick. 1008 01:04:47,469 --> 01:04:49,380 Well, I've been thinking about this. 1009 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:52,139 I think I might have an idea. 1010 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,389 The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right? 1011 01:04:56,469 --> 01:04:59,019 She's gonna make a big speech about drugs and law enforcement... 1012 01:04:59,099 --> 01:05:03,019 - and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down. 1013 01:05:03,059 --> 01:05:05,690 No! Not if you give her more. 1014 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:10,110 Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party. 1015 01:05:10,199 --> 01:05:14,409 - Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it. 1016 01:05:14,489 --> 01:05:18,079 - No way she'll shut you down. - That reefer's locked in the Winnebago... 1017 01:05:18,159 --> 01:05:21,829 which is locked in your impound, which is guarded by assholes. 1018 01:05:24,710 --> 01:05:27,420 All right. Here's what I'll need. 1019 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:30,179 Five ski masks, a case of smoke bombs--the good ones-- 1020 01:05:30,219 --> 01:05:33,510 - and banana peels, lots of banana-- - Foster? 1021 01:05:33,550 --> 01:05:37,679 - How about if I just help you get in? - You would do that for me? 1022 01:05:37,719 --> 01:05:41,190 Yeah. What the hell. We'll work together. 1023 01:05:41,230 --> 01:05:43,769 - Like Cagney and Lacey. - [ Chuckles ] 1024 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:45,769 Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women. 1025 01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:48,440 - But-- - I could be Lacey. 1026 01:05:57,699 --> 01:05:59,869 Mac-o! 1027 01:05:59,909 --> 01:06:04,710 - So that's it, huh? - C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops! 1028 01:06:04,789 --> 01:06:07,550 Same guys who make our flak jackets. 1029 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:10,260 Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what... 1030 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,679 before using his equipment in the field? 1031 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:17,059 - Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly. 1032 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,139 How are you shootin' today, Thorn? 1033 01:06:21,730 --> 01:06:24,900 - Dead on all morning. - [ Mac ] How about that little fella? 1034 01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:27,860 Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy. 1035 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:30,239 - [ Clanging ] - Good enough for me. You're my man, now. 1036 01:06:34,489 --> 01:06:37,030 I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound? 1037 01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:39,039 There are gonna be cops there. 1038 01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:41,750 - [ Gunshot, Clanking ] - Wa-hoo! 1039 01:06:41,829 --> 01:06:44,789 Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet. 1040 01:06:44,869 --> 01:06:48,130 They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station. 1041 01:06:48,210 --> 01:06:53,429 - How are you feelin' there, Mac? -[ Squeaky Voice ] Good enough to fuck your mother! 1042 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:56,340 So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there. 1043 01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,510 Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume? 1044 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,769 Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out-- 1045 01:07:01,849 --> 01:07:03,730 Wa-hoo-hoo! 1046 01:07:03,809 --> 01:07:07,610 [ Laughing ] Damn, that's good! 1047 01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:10,780 So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound... 1048 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:13,360 get the reefer, and get it to the governor before she leaves? 1049 01:07:13,449 --> 01:07:15,360 - Nice and easy. - I like it. 1050 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:18,659 - You're up. - Me? 1051 01:07:18,699 --> 01:07:20,659 - Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt? 1052 01:07:20,699 --> 01:07:22,789 You're gonna feel a little pinch. 1053 01:07:22,869 --> 01:07:25,329 [ Thorny ] Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move! 1054 01:07:25,369 --> 01:07:27,880 - Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap! 1055 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:31,590 - Hey, Captain. - Bulletproof cup, huh? 1056 01:07:31,670 --> 01:07:35,260 [ Chuckles ] I invented this gag, Rabbit. 1057 01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:38,550 - Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1058 01:07:38,639 --> 01:07:41,260 [ Gunshot, Glass Shattering ] 1059 01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:47,099 And we also used blanks. 1060 01:07:47,190 --> 01:07:49,309 You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. 1061 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:54,780 - Thanks, Chief. - All right, Thorny. Why'd you call me up here? 1062 01:08:01,159 --> 01:08:04,750 [ O'Hagan ] Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor. 1063 01:08:04,829 --> 01:08:07,619 Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good. 1064 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:10,039 Maybe not to the untrained eye. 1065 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:14,420 But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight. 1066 01:08:14,510 --> 01:08:19,260 Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now. 1067 01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:21,970 - I think she's your only hope. - Hello. 1068 01:08:22,060 --> 01:08:24,140 What is this thing again? Humane Society? 1069 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:27,640 - Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine? 1070 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:31,109 - Hello. - Uh, marijuana. 1071 01:08:31,189 --> 01:08:35,319 - Then why are we here? - Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor. 1072 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,489 [ Timber ] I think she's got a lot of decisions to make. 1073 01:08:37,569 --> 01:08:39,699 - I don't envy her. - Oh, I do. 1074 01:08:39,739 --> 01:08:41,989 I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age. 1075 01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:45,619 - [ Mayor, Mac Laughing ] - Yeah. That's a good one. 1076 01:08:45,699 --> 01:08:48,000 [ Phones Ringing ] 1077 01:08:48,079 --> 01:08:51,329 - We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay. - Thanks. You bet. 1078 01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:54,170 - No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it. 1079 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:57,630 We got it. All right, that's like twenty calls. 1080 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,090 I'll tell you what. I'll go down there and check it out. 1081 01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:03,560 - What about me? - Burton, somebody's got to stay here. 1082 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,640 All right, fuck it. 1083 01:09:25,489 --> 01:09:28,119 Shit! 1084 01:09:28,199 --> 01:09:30,119 Maybe this is the key. 1085 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,000 - I mean, no offense, bro, but... - [ Growling ] 1086 01:09:34,090 --> 01:09:36,000 when did you become a cop? 1087 01:09:36,090 --> 01:09:38,760 None taken, Ramathorn. None taken. 1088 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,050 - Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks. 1089 01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:46,180 A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'? 1090 01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:48,680 -[ Growling ] -[ Rabbit ] Oh, yeah! 1091 01:09:48,770 --> 01:09:52,770 - Yeah! Yeah! - What does that look like to you? 1092 01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:57,689 - Is the bear-- -[ Growling, Shouting Continue ] 1093 01:09:59,109 --> 01:10:00,609 - Is the guy-- - Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1094 01:10:00,609 --> 01:10:02,859 - Is the guy-- - Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1095 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,159 Seems more of a game warden thing to me. 1096 01:10:05,199 --> 01:10:08,289 - Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh! 1097 01:10:13,579 --> 01:10:16,039 [ Both Laughing ] 1098 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,210 Oh, shit. Look who's here. 1099 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:21,680 -[ O'Hagan ] I thought you said he wasn't gonna make it. -[ Mac ] I tried. 1100 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,760 - Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy? 1101 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,640 - How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it? - Mm-hmm. 1102 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,229 - Thought you said Bowl-a-rama. - Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um-- 1103 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:33,729 Yeah, right! 1104 01:10:33,810 --> 01:10:35,810 - Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz. 1105 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:39,229 - Whatever's free. - Take it easy, Rod. 1106 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:41,699 Open bar, dude! 1107 01:10:47,079 --> 01:10:49,449 - [ Growling ] - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 1108 01:10:52,329 --> 01:10:54,210 [ Growling, Hooting Continue ] 1109 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,750 Hello down there. Are you okay? 1110 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,550 [ Hooting ] 1111 01:11:00,210 --> 01:11:02,380 Excuse me. 1112 01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:06,760 - Bear--Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah! 1113 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:10,270 - Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah. 1114 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:14,729 Okay. 1115 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,729 Let's do this. 1116 01:11:19,319 --> 01:11:22,069 Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa! 1117 01:11:24,569 --> 01:11:28,239 Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know... 1118 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:30,739 that the governor's gonna have to leave early. 1119 01:11:30,789 --> 01:11:33,460 For an emergency fund-raiser. So-- 1120 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,829 Aw, she's gonna speak in about five minutes. 1121 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,289 And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here. 1122 01:11:38,380 --> 01:11:41,090 -[ Timber ] Well, thanks for the heads-up. - I'll go check on those guys. 1123 01:11:44,090 --> 01:11:48,010 Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch? [ Grunts, Laughs ] 1124 01:11:48,090 --> 01:11:51,470 Good one! I did not specify. 1125 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:55,140 Never shit a shitter. [ Chuckles ] Lady in blue, comin' through. 1126 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,109 - [ Phone Ringing ] - Ramathorn. 1127 01:11:59,189 --> 01:12:02,439 What? I don't know. Two minutes? 1128 01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:09,239 * Yeah, yeah * 1129 01:12:13,449 --> 01:12:16,829 * Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket * 1130 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,039 * Whoo, sixteen ounces in my back pocket * 1131 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,630 * Well, come on, baby, won't you take a little taste * 1132 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:25,630 * 'Cause we're about to get on into outer space * 1133 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,300 * I got a ticket to ride on that rocket * 1134 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:29,640 [ Retches ] 1135 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,430 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1136 01:12:42,899 --> 01:12:45,439 You weren't kiddin'. That's a lot of hooch! 1137 01:12:45,489 --> 01:12:49,199 * Whoo-hoo Yeah, hoo-hoo * 1138 01:12:55,659 --> 01:12:58,000 [ Applauding ] 1139 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:03,340 [ Thorny ] Holy shit. What's Grady doin' up there? 1140 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,470 ...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady... 1141 01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:11,220 has made yet another astonishing breakthrough... 1142 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:15,220 in our state's War on Drugs. 1143 01:13:15,310 --> 01:13:19,310 - That's fine police work. - [ Hooting, Cheering ] 1144 01:13:19,390 --> 01:13:22,020 [ Grady ] Thank you very much. The real credit... 1145 01:13:22,109 --> 01:13:26,029 goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago. 1146 01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:30,159 And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago... 1147 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:35,369 as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky-- Lucy Garfield. 1148 01:13:35,449 --> 01:13:40,420 Or, as we like to call her down at the station, "The Louisville Smuggler." 1149 01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:45,380 There will be no more running of marijuana... 1150 01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:47,380 through Spurbury on my watch. 1151 01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:49,880 - You can count on that. -[ Applauding ] 1152 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:57,680 [ Hooting, Screaming ] 1153 01:13:57,770 --> 01:14:01,479 Farva's number one! Farva's number one! 1154 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:06,569 Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash! 1155 01:14:06,649 --> 01:14:08,529 - I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass... 1156 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,359 - represented a-a bond of trust between us. - Foster-- 1157 01:14:10,399 --> 01:14:14,119 - Foster, I had no idea-- - Did you pick me because you could manipulate me? 1158 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:17,409 No! How could you even say that? 1159 01:14:17,489 --> 01:14:20,579 - Because you crapped on my heart! - I what on your heart? 1160 01:14:20,659 --> 01:14:23,920 What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road? 1161 01:14:25,130 --> 01:14:28,380 No, a-are you-- You're screwing him too. 1162 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,550 - Asshole. - [ Buzzing, Sparking ] - Aah! 1163 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,090 [ Groaning ] 1164 01:14:38,010 --> 01:14:43,310 - [ Groaning Continues ] Ursula-- - [ Tires Screeching ] 1165 01:14:43,399 --> 01:14:45,939 - Oh, Mac. - What the fuck? 1166 01:14:46,020 --> 01:14:48,899 Fuckin' traitor! 1167 01:14:51,949 --> 01:14:53,949 Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work? 1168 01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:56,779 [ Grunts, Shrieks ] 1169 01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,119 [ Rabbit ] Was there ever a moment when you suspected her? 1170 01:15:04,210 --> 01:15:06,460 - No, why would I? - Exactly. 1171 01:15:06,539 --> 01:15:09,420 Why use your head when you can be getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky? 1172 01:15:09,460 --> 01:15:11,800 Well, did you tell her anything? 1173 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,800 Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about? 1174 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,680 I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff? 1175 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,970 Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her. 1176 01:15:18,050 --> 01:15:20,270 - Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac! 1177 01:15:20,310 --> 01:15:23,310 All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything. 1178 01:15:23,390 --> 01:15:26,859 Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better. 1179 01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:30,979 Well, I guess they're gonna shut us down anyway. 1180 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:34,699 But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you. 1181 01:15:34,779 --> 01:15:36,989 Come on now. Shake hands. 1182 01:15:37,029 --> 01:15:38,989 - Sorry. - You should be. 1183 01:15:39,029 --> 01:15:43,159 - Hey! - Sorry. - Sorry. 1184 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:46,369 - Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do. 1185 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:48,750 - I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot? 1186 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,800 - I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap? 1187 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,510 - [ Exhales ] Not for you guys. - Oh, come on. 1188 01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:57,550 - We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac... 1189 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,550 I would have smothered you by now. 1190 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,140 Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man. 1191 01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:05,270 - You put in for a transfer yet? - Ugh! 1192 01:16:05,350 --> 01:16:08,520 I applied for a guard job. At the post office. 1193 01:16:08,609 --> 01:16:11,270 -[ Foster ] Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone. 1194 01:16:17,859 --> 01:16:20,369 - To the death of fun. - [ Mac ] Here's to you guys. 1195 01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:23,449 [ Banging ] 1196 01:16:23,449 --> 01:16:25,000 [ Banging ] 1197 01:16:26,079 --> 01:16:28,500 What's up, dirty dogs? 1198 01:16:29,539 --> 01:16:32,170 Guess that's it for the old locker. 1199 01:16:32,210 --> 01:16:34,710 She stinks like ass, but I'll sure miss her. 1200 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,760 I guess you can say that about all my girls. 1201 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,550 - What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too. 1202 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:44,680 - What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you? 1203 01:16:44,770 --> 01:16:47,729 - A local cop? - Grady had an opening. Big deal. 1204 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,609 Why are you wearing that uniform in my station? 1205 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,899 [ Scoffs ] Look who's talkin', Denim Dan! 1206 01:16:52,979 --> 01:16:56,739 You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss. 1207 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,909 Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo? [ Chuckling ] 1208 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:01,239 You ratted us out to Grady. 1209 01:17:01,319 --> 01:17:05,369 [ Scoffs ] I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that. 1210 01:17:05,409 --> 01:17:08,539 Hey, I got no hard feelings. Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right? 1211 01:17:08,579 --> 01:17:11,079 Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod? 1212 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,380 Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys. 1213 01:17:15,420 --> 01:17:17,760 Yeah. I'll be right back. 1214 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:23,100 - What the fuck? - We should have taken him out the back and shot him. 1215 01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:25,720 - Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula. 1216 01:17:25,770 --> 01:17:28,270 Fellas, we got to get him back. He's gotta pay for this. 1217 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,770 - [ All Agreeing ] - Nobody wears that uniform in my station. 1218 01:17:30,810 --> 01:17:32,609 - Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right! 1219 01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:34,109 - Grady's goin' down! - [ All ] Yeah! 1220 01:17:34,189 --> 01:17:36,609 - All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah! 1221 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:42,819 - What? - [ Rock Guitar ] 1222 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:47,199 [ Muffled Screaming ] 1223 01:17:52,039 --> 01:17:54,840 [ Siren Blaring, Cops Yelling ] 1224 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,800 [ Laughing ] 1225 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,430 [ Burger Kid ] Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order? 1226 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:03,850 Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva. 1227 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:08,520 - Give me a liter of cola! - Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't-- 1228 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,140 You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there! 1229 01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:13,979 - Hello? -[ O'Hagan ] Chase him! Chase him! 1230 01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:16,479 - [ Laughing ] - Let's pull someone over. 1231 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,489 Whoa! 1232 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:21,449 [ Siren Wailing ] 1233 01:18:24,819 --> 01:18:28,619 License and registration. 1234 01:18:28,659 --> 01:18:30,829 [ Inhales Deeply ] 1235 01:18:30,909 --> 01:18:33,119 - [ Grunts ] -[ Urinates ] 1236 01:18:36,630 --> 01:18:39,420 [ Urination Continues ] 1237 01:18:41,010 --> 01:18:44,180 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 1238 01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:47,430 - [ Siren Wailing ] - [ Laughing, Cheering ] 1239 01:18:47,510 --> 01:18:51,180 We are the Spurbury police! 1240 01:18:53,270 --> 01:18:55,689 Whoo! Hoo! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 1241 01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:06,279 - Whoo! - [ Laughing, Mumbling ] 1242 01:19:06,369 --> 01:19:08,699 I'm cool. I'm cool. 1243 01:19:11,369 --> 01:19:14,710 Grady! Get your ass out here! 1244 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:22,090 - Grady! - I don't want to sound like a wienie... 1245 01:19:22,170 --> 01:19:24,260 - but I think I should call Ursula. - No way! 1246 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:27,470 - You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - [ Butler ] Gimme the radio. 1247 01:19:27,550 --> 01:19:29,680 Grady? Bruce? 1248 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,850 Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio. 1249 01:19:31,930 --> 01:19:35,229 - He's not home! - Hey, Chief-o! 1250 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:38,189 This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula. 1251 01:19:38,229 --> 01:19:41,189 - [ Foster ] What're you doin'? - Ursula! I love you, Ursula. 1252 01:19:41,229 --> 01:19:44,109 - Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello? 1253 01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:46,449 - Oh! Oh! -[ Rabbit ] Oh, she's there? 1254 01:19:46,529 --> 01:19:49,449 Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry. 1255 01:19:49,529 --> 01:19:51,619 Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it. 1256 01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:56,119 - I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel. 1257 01:19:56,210 --> 01:19:59,590 If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five. 1258 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:02,710 [ Foster ] All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five. 1259 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,970 Look what I found! A two-by-four! 1260 01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:07,890 - You go, girl! -[ Ursula ] Foster! 1261 01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:09,850 - Help me out here, Rabbit. - Foster, is that you? 1262 01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:12,770 -[ O'Hagan ] I need someone sober. -[ Rabbit ] You got it, Cap. 1263 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:16,600 - And, hit! - My ass in your face, Thorny. 1264 01:20:16,689 --> 01:20:20,520 - [ Clicks ] - So-So, hey, what's goin' on? 1265 01:20:20,609 --> 01:20:23,029 Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing? 1266 01:20:23,109 --> 01:20:25,319 [ Mac ] Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster! 1267 01:20:25,399 --> 01:20:27,569 - Hit! - Yea! 1268 01:20:27,609 --> 01:20:32,579 Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans? 1269 01:20:32,659 --> 01:20:37,710 - Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry. 1270 01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:41,210 - I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you. 1271 01:20:41,289 --> 01:20:46,130 - Listen, Foster-- - Ursula! I'm naked! [ Laughing ] 1272 01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:50,260 -[ Laughing ] - Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back? 1273 01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:54,310 - Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good. 1274 01:20:54,390 --> 01:20:57,770 - Yeah, let's get 'em good! Did you hear that, guys? - Yes, sir. 1275 01:20:57,810 --> 01:21:00,149 -[ All Chattering ] - Okay, I get off work at 10:30. 1276 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,569 Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road, and don't be late. 1277 01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:05,779 - She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey. 1278 01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:07,649 - [ Grunting ] -[ Glass Shattering ] 1279 01:21:10,819 --> 01:21:12,779 [ Mac ] She's late. 1280 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,409 So, Foster... 1281 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:21,710 - is this your usual meeting spot? - No. 1282 01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:24,250 [ Brakes Hissing, Horn Blaring ] 1283 01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:26,510 - Fuckin' shit! - [ Mac ] That was Galikanokus! 1284 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:29,470 - Let's get him! - [ Shouting, Screaming ] 1285 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,640 [ Siren Blaring ] 1286 01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:38,479 Outta the car! Goddamn it! 1287 01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,149 Same shit, different day, huh, Rabbit? 1288 01:21:41,189 --> 01:21:44,189 Everybody outta the car! I said now! 1289 01:21:44,270 --> 01:21:47,489 You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle. 1290 01:21:47,529 --> 01:21:51,569 No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead! 1291 01:21:51,659 --> 01:21:54,909 Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck. 1292 01:21:54,989 --> 01:21:58,579 Using what? Super Citizen power? 1293 01:21:58,659 --> 01:22:00,460 Galikanokus is on that truck! 1294 01:22:00,539 --> 01:22:03,250 [ Speaking With Irish Accent ] I'll believe that when me shit turns purple... 1295 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,760 - and smells like rainbow sherbet. - Does it sound like that when I say it? 1296 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:10,720 Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back! 1297 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,090 - Get him, Mac! - [ Groans ] 1298 01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,850 - I got a job now. - You're a local cop. 1299 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,350 - You're goddamn right I am! - You ratted us out! 1300 01:22:19,390 --> 01:22:23,560 No, Thorny. I barely had a job before. 1301 01:22:23,649 --> 01:22:26,359 Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio. 1302 01:22:26,399 --> 01:22:30,319 Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it! 1303 01:22:30,399 --> 01:22:34,369 I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals! 1304 01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:36,909 It's what I gotta do! 1305 01:22:36,989 --> 01:22:41,039 - You screwed us over. - No, Thorny. 1306 01:22:41,119 --> 01:22:45,090 Okay. Okay, I did! I did, I did. 1307 01:22:45,170 --> 01:22:46,840 -[ O'Hagan ] I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod. 1308 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,880 - Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on. 1309 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,590 - [ Sobbing ] - Listen, listen. This is your big chance. 1310 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:57,180 When we go up there, and we're wrong, no big deal. 1311 01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:01,640 But if we're right, you can be a hero. 1312 01:23:01,729 --> 01:23:04,939 Come on. Team Ramrod! 1313 01:23:08,479 --> 01:23:11,319 [ Foster ] Will you look at that? 1314 01:23:11,399 --> 01:23:14,569 - We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em! 1315 01:23:14,609 --> 01:23:19,079 - Oh. - [ Mac ] Fuckin' Galikanokus! 1316 01:23:19,159 --> 01:23:21,199 [ O'Hagan ] There's Canadian markings on that plane. 1317 01:23:21,289 --> 01:23:25,000 Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move. 1318 01:23:25,079 --> 01:23:28,130 - Mac, I need you to take-- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you! 1319 01:23:28,210 --> 01:23:31,460 We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move. 1320 01:23:31,510 --> 01:23:34,010 - Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva. 1321 01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:36,510 - [ Mac ] Farva, you're leaning-- - [ Rabbit ] Wait a minute! 1322 01:23:36,590 --> 01:23:40,350 [ All ] Oh! The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys! 1323 01:23:40,430 --> 01:23:44,770 Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust! 1324 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:48,649 Shh! Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here! 1325 01:23:48,729 --> 01:23:52,359 [ Thorny ] Here we go again-- What the fuck? 1326 01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:56,319 - Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy! - Shh! 1327 01:23:58,489 --> 01:24:00,579 Holy shit! 1328 01:24:00,659 --> 01:24:03,409 [ Thorny ] God! We should have known. 1329 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:08,130 So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians? 1330 01:24:08,170 --> 01:24:10,670 -Assholes! -[ Thorny ] No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada. 1331 01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:13,510 Canadian grass. Ah! 1332 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:15,680 -Assholes. - No! 1333 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,930 The local mothers are running protection for' em. 1334 01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:21,180 - [ Sighs ] - Oh, I guess I'm the asshole. 1335 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,850 - [ Surprised Shouts, Gasps ] - I'm sorry we didn't wait for you, but-- 1336 01:24:25,939 --> 01:24:27,939 Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something. 1337 01:24:29,609 --> 01:24:33,439 - What, are you guys drunk? - [ All, Chattering ] No! 1338 01:24:33,529 --> 01:24:35,449 - Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know. 1339 01:24:35,529 --> 01:24:39,949 - I know what they're doing. I've known for awhile. - You know this? 1340 01:24:40,029 --> 01:24:42,119 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you in on it? 1341 01:24:42,199 --> 01:24:46,579 No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know what to do when I found out about it. 1342 01:24:46,670 --> 01:24:49,420 - I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh. 1343 01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,500 You should have just told us. We would have arrested them. 1344 01:24:51,539 --> 01:24:54,550 - Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-- 1345 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:57,880 No offense, but the less you guys knew, the less you could screw up. 1346 01:24:57,970 --> 01:25:01,390 - Oh. - I was trying to stop it without getting brought down. 1347 01:25:01,470 --> 01:25:04,640 Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer, that's why I helped you guys steal the Winnebago... 1348 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,350 and that's why I brought you...here tonight. 1349 01:25:07,390 --> 01:25:10,439 - Ah! - You didn't do this because you like Foster? Shh! 1350 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,770 No, I mean-- I do like Foster, but I-- 1351 01:25:12,859 --> 01:25:16,609 - But you used him. - Yeah, I guess so. But I really like him now. 1352 01:25:16,699 --> 01:25:18,739 Ah! 1353 01:25:18,819 --> 01:25:22,279 - [ Mac ] This is so good-- - This is kind of awkward. 1354 01:25:22,369 --> 01:25:28,039 I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time! 1355 01:25:28,079 --> 01:25:31,329 But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves. 1356 01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:34,090 You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend. 1357 01:25:34,170 --> 01:25:35,800 And you guys are drunk, and unarmed. 1358 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,170 - Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird. - [ Laughing ] 1359 01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:42,100 [ Chuckling ] I am drunk. 1360 01:25:47,979 --> 01:25:51,939 -[ Ursula ] What do you got? - No guns. They got flares. 1361 01:25:51,979 --> 01:25:54,020 And some string. 1362 01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:03,619 Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man. 1363 01:26:03,699 --> 01:26:08,039 - Ugh. - Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it. 1364 01:26:08,119 --> 01:26:10,039 -[ Mac ] Oh! -[ Foster ] Ooh. 1365 01:26:10,119 --> 01:26:14,710 - Chief!. Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir. - Farva! 1366 01:26:14,789 --> 01:26:18,550 Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock'n' roll! 1367 01:26:18,630 --> 01:26:22,470 What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down! 1368 01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:24,260 - Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English! 1369 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:26,890 - Chief!. - Put a bullet in him, Grady. 1370 01:26:26,970 --> 01:26:29,680 - [ Man ] What the fuck is this? - [ Siren Wailing ] 1371 01:26:29,770 --> 01:26:33,479 - Grady? - [ Man ] Shit, what the fuck is this? 1372 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:35,859 - Shoot it! - [ Gunshots ] 1373 01:26:44,779 --> 01:26:47,239 - That's my car. - [Voice Over P.A. ] Grady! 1374 01:26:47,329 --> 01:26:49,750 - That's my girl! - Grady! 1375 01:26:49,829 --> 01:26:51,869 Smy, Burton, check that out. 1376 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,880 [ Screaming ] 1377 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:02,590 - What are ya, drunk? - Drunk enough to kick your ass. 1378 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,430 Let's see what you've got, O'Hagan. 1379 01:27:08,850 --> 01:27:11,479 - * Big Bear * - * His hide is tough * 1380 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:12,979 - * Big Bear * - * He looks like a rug* 1381 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,859 - * Big Bear * - * He don't take no guff He's Big Bear * 1382 01:27:15,899 --> 01:27:19,149 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1383 01:27:22,489 --> 01:27:24,279 - [ Laughing ] - [ Screaming ] 1384 01:27:45,010 --> 01:27:49,180 Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im! 1385 01:27:51,729 --> 01:27:54,939 - Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon. 1386 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:57,770 [ Laughs, Swoons ] 1387 01:27:57,859 --> 01:27:58,569 * Oh, Big Bear * 1388 01:27:58,569 --> 01:28:01,569 * Oh, Big Bear * 1389 01:28:01,649 --> 01:28:04,149 Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya? 1390 01:28:04,239 --> 01:28:06,239 [ Chuckling ] 1391 01:28:06,319 --> 01:28:08,279 - How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy. 1392 01:28:08,369 --> 01:28:10,659 - Hi. - Hey! 1393 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,789 -[ Bobbi ] Hi, John. - Hi, darlin'. 1394 01:28:13,869 --> 01:28:16,539 [ O'Hagan ] Here we go. 1395 01:28:16,579 --> 01:28:18,920 "Dear John... 1396 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:21,500 "Congratulations are due to you... 1397 01:28:21,590 --> 01:28:25,510 "and your men for your brave, impressive... 1398 01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:28,600 "but most of all unorthodox tactics... 1399 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,720 "in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring... 1400 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:32,930 and extreme police corruption." 1401 01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:35,939 - Ooh. She loves us. - All right. 1402 01:28:36,020 --> 01:28:39,770 "I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you. 1403 01:28:39,859 --> 01:28:43,649 "The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men. 1404 01:28:43,739 --> 01:28:47,699 "As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation... 1405 01:28:47,779 --> 01:28:49,619 regarding your unit." 1406 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:52,739 - And we're gonna buy you a tank. - [ Chuckles ] 1407 01:28:52,789 --> 01:28:56,119 "Due to our tight fiscal situation... 1408 01:28:56,159 --> 01:28:59,130 "we regret to inform you that we are still... 1409 01:28:59,210 --> 01:29:02,130 "going to have to close your station. 1410 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:07,180 "Good luck in Sherburne, John. 1411 01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:09,840 "And give your men my best. 1412 01:29:10,930 --> 01:29:12,850 "Sincerely... 1413 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:15,270 Governor Fuckhead." 1414 01:29:18,810 --> 01:29:21,819 I did not see that coming. 1415 01:29:27,699 --> 01:29:31,619 [ Rock ] 1416 01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:47,510 - [ Grunts ] - I told you to bring the handcart. 1417 01:29:47,590 --> 01:29:51,300 - Sorry. - [ Groaning ] Tilt it. 1418 01:29:51,340 --> 01:29:54,640 Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter! 1419 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,140 I think I'm gonna drop a nut! 1420 01:29:57,180 --> 01:29:59,810 - Shit. - Hope they like foam. 1421 01:29:59,890 --> 01:30:03,020 - [ Both Grunting ] - It's not so bad. Good exercise. 1422 01:30:03,109 --> 01:30:06,319 - Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink. 1423 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,189 - I'm into that! - [ Grunting ] 1424 01:30:08,279 --> 01:30:10,029 [ Bell Rings ] 1425 01:30:12,279 --> 01:30:15,079 Beer! 1426 01:30:15,199 --> 01:30:18,829 - Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky? 1427 01:30:18,909 --> 01:30:21,250 Uh, yeah! 1428 01:30:21,329 --> 01:30:24,039 But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol? 1429 01:30:24,130 --> 01:30:26,500 Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-- 1430 01:30:26,550 --> 01:30:29,340 [ Laughing ] Oh, no shit, man! 1431 01:30:29,420 --> 01:30:31,550 [ Thorny ] Yeah, shit. This your keg? 1432 01:30:31,630 --> 01:30:34,640 Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now. 1433 01:30:35,850 --> 01:30:39,890 [ College Boy #2 ] Keg's here! [ Laughing ] 1434 01:30:39,979 --> 01:30:43,189 Oh, St. Anky's. 1435 01:30:43,270 --> 01:30:45,439 - Oh, God. No! - No, no, no! 1436 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,359 Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired! 1437 01:30:49,569 --> 01:30:51,859 No shit? 1438 01:30:51,949 --> 01:30:54,989 [ Guffawing ] No shit, man! 1439 01:30:55,079 --> 01:30:58,750 - All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man. 1440 01:31:01,369 --> 01:31:04,210 Make room, make room. What took you guys so long to get here? 1441 01:31:04,289 --> 01:31:06,289 What'd you do? Brew it yourself? 1442 01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:08,960 - [ Laughing ] I am cool. - You're cool, man. 1443 01:31:09,050 --> 01:31:13,090 Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um... 1444 01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:15,100 over there? 1445 01:31:17,310 --> 01:31:20,350 - [ Snickering ] Move it, move it, move it. - We want a drink! Come on. 1446 01:31:20,390 --> 01:31:23,020 Tap this thing! [ Laughing ] 1447 01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:26,270 Actually, you know what? I think it's better... 1448 01:31:26,359 --> 01:31:29,109 Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there. 1449 01:31:29,189 --> 01:31:31,609 [ College Boy #1 ] Definitely. Definitely better over there. 1450 01:31:31,699 --> 01:31:34,489 [ Snickering ] 1451 01:31:38,699 --> 01:31:41,250 Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what? 1452 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,750 Man, it's probably better for the flow... 1453 01:31:43,789 --> 01:31:46,079 if you put it back over here. 1454 01:31:46,170 --> 01:31:48,960 [ Sighs, Groans ] 1455 01:31:50,710 --> 01:31:53,260 And don't forget to tap that keg, guys. 1456 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:57,430 Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this... 1457 01:31:57,510 --> 01:31:59,430 and I need to see some I.D. 1458 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,810 Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D. 1459 01:32:04,890 --> 01:32:09,270 But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21... 1460 01:32:09,319 --> 01:32:11,279 [ Chuckles ] and he never told a lie. 1461 01:32:12,939 --> 01:32:16,449 Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie. 1462 01:32:16,529 --> 01:32:19,239 You guys drive a hard bargain, but-- 1463 01:32:19,279 --> 01:32:22,119 Actually, you know what? 1464 01:32:22,159 --> 01:32:25,250 Why don't you guys split it? 1465 01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:28,500 [ Laughing ] That was good, man. 1466 01:32:28,590 --> 01:32:31,550 - Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah. 1467 01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,720 'Cause here comes the fun part: Spurbury Police! 1468 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,760 -[ Screaming ] - You're all under arrest! 1469 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,800 [ Screaming, Indistinct ] 1470 01:32:40,890 --> 01:32:43,310 - Come on back, now. - [ Mac ] Oh, yeah. 1471 01:32:53,739 --> 01:32:55,949 All this for a noise complaint? 1472 01:32:57,109 --> 01:33:02,699 - [ Door Slams ] - I love acid-- 1473 01:33:02,789 --> 01:33:05,369 Cops. 1474 01:33:06,789 --> 01:33:09,500 What the crap? How come nobody called me? 1475 01:33:11,340 --> 01:33:15,090 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble. 1476 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:15,840 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble. 1477 01:33:21,050 --> 01:33:24,520 And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple. 1478 01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,640 - Like this? - [ Both Choking, Gagging ] 1479 01:33:30,399 --> 01:33:33,189 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 1480 01:33:37,489 --> 01:33:40,569 * So call off the party quick * 1481 01:33:40,659 --> 01:33:42,369 * Find a replacement * 1482 01:33:43,579 --> 01:33:46,409 [Wolf Whistling, Jeering ] 1483 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:51,880 [ Cheering ] 1484 01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:59,180 * Get your pink slip Quit your downtown * 1485 01:33:59,220 --> 01:34:02,550 - [ Feedback ] - Loser! 1486 01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:06,770 [ Continues ] 1487 01:34:06,850 --> 01:34:09,939 [ Giggling ] 1488 01:34:18,279 --> 01:34:21,699 -[ Hooting ] - Ping! Ping! 1489 01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:23,739 Ping! Ping! 1490 01:34:25,369 --> 01:34:27,869 Ping! 1491 01:34:27,949 --> 01:34:30,960 [ Mac ] Farva! 1492 01:34:32,539 --> 01:34:35,050 * Let's face it * 1493 01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:39,920 * Get your pink slip Get your pink slip * 1494 01:34:39,970 --> 01:34:43,050 * Get your pink slip Get your pink slip * 1495 01:34:43,090 --> 01:34:46,100 * Won't you get a job Won't you get a job * 1496 01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:48,640 * Don't be a fuckin' slob * 1497 01:34:48,729 --> 01:34:51,850 [ Guitar ] 1498 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,689 * Yeah * 1499 01:35:40,149 --> 01:35:42,109 * Yeah * 1500 01:35:46,949 --> 01:35:48,579 * Get your pink slip * 1501 01:35:49,909 --> 01:35:52,119 * Get your pink slip * 1502 01:35:53,159 --> 01:35:55,289 * Quit your day job * 1503 01:35:56,380 --> 01:35:58,380 * Quit your day job * 1504 01:35:58,460 --> 01:36:01,880 - * Quit your day job * - [ Indistinct ] 1505 01:36:13,229 --> 01:36:15,189 [ Ends ] 1506 01:36:49,390 --> 01:36:51,720 * In the black and blue light * 1507 01:36:51,810 --> 01:36:54,560 * Now he's readin' your rights * 1508 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:57,560 * He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark * 1509 01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:00,189 * In the middle of the night * 1510 01:37:00,229 --> 01:37:02,979 * Ain't no better you can do * 1511 01:37:03,069 --> 01:37:06,319 * After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude * 1512 01:37:14,699 --> 01:37:16,619 * A trooper with an attitude * 1513 01:37:21,289 --> 01:37:26,680 * Said you're pumpin' that light You'll never beat it in time * 1514 01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:29,550 * And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace * 1515 01:37:29,590 --> 01:37:32,310 * Now you're spreadin' 'em wide * 1516 01:37:32,390 --> 01:37:35,180 * Did you walk clean comin' through * 1517 01:37:35,270 --> 01:37:38,479 * You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude * 1518 01:38:07,510 --> 01:38:09,880 * So he tried to make it clear * 1519 01:38:09,970 --> 01:38:12,800 * You're wishin' you weren't here * 1520 01:38:12,850 --> 01:38:17,560 * You don't try to make a go It's all on video And they're sellin' the beer * 1521 01:38:18,689 --> 01:38:21,149 * The work's still comin' true * 1522 01:38:21,189 --> 01:38:24,479 * You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude * 1523 01:38:47,010 --> 01:38:49,010 [ Man, Speaking ] Get out of the car. 1524 01:39:06,569 --> 01:39:09,319 That's right. 1525 01:39:09,359 --> 01:39:11,699 I'm talkin' to you. 1526 01:39:57,579 --> 01:39:59,539 [ Farva ] Aah! 1527 01:40:01,199 --> 01:40:06,579 - Ah-ha-ha-ha!-[ Director ] I think we got it.