1 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,700 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:25,100 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,734 ( female ) SLEEK, SOPHISTICATED, 4 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:58,400 SEDUCTIVE. 5 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,567 THE NEW MILLENNIUM EDITION, CROWN ROYAL FUNERAL COACH. 6 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:05,934 BECAUSE YOUR LOVED ONE DESERVES THE VERY BEST 7 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:09,300 IN STYLE AND COMFORT. 8 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:29,400 ( singing with radio ) ♪ I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ♪ 9 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:34,533 ♪ YOU CAN PLAN ON ME... ♪ 10 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:37,100 ( phone ) 11 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,000 NATHANIEL FISHER. 12 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,100 ( female ) Nathaniel ? 13 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,600 IT'S RUTH. 14 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,433 DID YOU TAKE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION TODAY ? 15 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,467 Yes. 16 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:49,667 DON'T LIE TO ME. 17 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:50,633 I took it. 18 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:52,100 What do you want me to do, o.d. on it ? 19 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,333 OH, AND I JUST REALIZED 20 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,533 WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT SOY STUFF NATE DRINKS. 21 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,934 YOU KNOW, SINCE HE GAVE UP MILK. 22 00:02:58,934 --> 00:03:00,633 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED. 23 00:03:00,633 --> 00:03:02,700 Why not just cut some milk with tap water ? 24 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,133 He'll never know the difference. 25 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:06,133 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, I'LL GO. 26 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:08,233 IT'S NOT AS IF I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO DO ALREADY. 27 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:10,967 I'm kidding, I'll get some. 28 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:13,367 BUT IT HAS TO BE AFTER I PICK UP NATE AT THE AIRPORT, 29 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,133 I'M ALREADY RUNNING LATE. 30 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:17,567 NATHANIEL... 31 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,000 ARE YOU SMOKING ? 32 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,734 No. 33 00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:21,700 YES, YOU ARE, I HEARD YOU. 34 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,433 I'm not, no, I'm not. 35 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:25,500 LOOK, FORGET YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF CANCER 36 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,700 AND DIE A SLOW AND HORRIBLE DEATH. 37 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:30,033 You should not be stinking up that new hearse. 38 00:03:30,033 --> 00:03:32,200 I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HIM TAKE IT. 39 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,700 LIKE I COULD'VE STOPPED HIM. 40 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,567 HE'S EVERY BIT AS PROUD OF THAT THING 41 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:37,300 AS YOUR FOOL BROTHER WAS OF THAT DAMN MOTORCYCLE 42 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,533 HE HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL. 43 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,300 And who still has a pin in his foot ? 44 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,533 NATHANIEL, 45 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,800 PEOPLE WANT THINGS TO BE NICE WHEN THERE'S A FUNERAL. 46 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,266 THEY DON'T WANT THEIR LOVED ONES RIDING AROUND 47 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,133 in something that smells like an ashtray. 48 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,734 ALRIGHT, LOOK, 49 00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:52,600 I'M QUITTING RIGHT NOW, I PROMISE. 50 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,433 OKAY ? I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 51 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:02,967 ♪ I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ♪ 52 00:04:09,633 --> 00:04:13,734 ♪ IF ONLY ♪ 53 00:04:13,734 --> 00:04:19,867 ♪ IN MY DREAMS ♪ 54 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,767 THAT NEW HEARSE WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY. 55 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,600 THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE. 56 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,700 I THINK YOUR FATHER'S HAVING SOME SORT OF MID-LIFE CRISIS. 57 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,734 IT WOULD'VE MADE SO MUCH MORE SENSE 58 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,867 TO INVEST IN REPANELING FOR THE CHAPEL, 59 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:38,800 OR ADDING COFFEE BARS TO THE SLUMBER ROOMS. 60 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,934 WELL, I'D MUCH RATHER HE BUY HIMSELF A FANCY NEW HEARSE 61 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:43,867 THAN LEAVE ME FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN. 62 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:47,300 OR A WOMAN MY AGE, FOR THAT MATTER. 63 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,734 OR HEAVEN FORBID, A MAN, 64 00:04:49,734 --> 00:04:52,233 LIKE MY COUSIN HANNAH'S HUSBAND DID. 65 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:56,000 GOD SURE HAS DEALT THAT WOMAN SOME BLOWS IN THIS LIFE. 66 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,667 MOM... 67 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:05,433 CAN I DO ANYTHING TO HELP ? 68 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:07,834 NO, NO, HONEY, I'M FINE. 69 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:11,100 BESIDES DON'T YOU HAVE A VIEWING TONIGHT ? 70 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,500 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE GETTING READY. 71 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,533 RIGHT. 72 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:29,500 SO, I ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THAT WHOLE SHIATSU THING, 73 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,500 I HOPE THAT PANS OUT FOR YOU. 74 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,900 YOU SHOULD LET ME WORK ON YOU SOMETIME. 75 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,100 HERE'S MY CELL NUMBER, 76 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,500 I'LL BE HERE UNTIL THE 29th. 77 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,734 HERE YOU GO. 78 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,467 HUH. 79 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,800 MY DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE. 80 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,467 I COULD GIVE YOU A RIDE. 81 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:51,934 THAT'S ALRIGHT, I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE SOON ENOUGH. 82 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,066 I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF RIDE. 83 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,467 YOU'VE DONE A NICE JOB. 84 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:04,667 SHE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL. 85 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,600 WELL, SHE IS AT PEACE NOW. 86 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,767 IF THERE'S ANY JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE, 87 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:12,600 SHE'S SHOVELING SHIT IN HELL. 88 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,367 ( phone ) 89 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:16,934 EXCUSE ME. 90 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,767 DAVID FISHER. 91 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:21,367 DAVID, IT'S CLAIRE. 92 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,533 IS NATE THERE YET ? 93 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:23,700 NOPE. 94 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,200 I thought he was coming in tonight, 95 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,066 SO WE COULD DO THAT WHOLE FORCED CHRISTMAS EVE FAMILY THING. 96 00:06:27,066 --> 00:06:28,734 WELL-- 97 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:30,900 BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME REALLY EXCELLENT PARTIES I COULD BE GOING TO. 98 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,900 CLAIRE. 99 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,700 THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TIMES A YEAR WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. 100 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,500 Alright, don't get all Pat Robertson on me, I'll be there. 101 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,400 I HAVE TO DROP SOME STUFF OFF 102 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,633 AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE BEFORE I HEAD OVER, OKAY ? BYE. 103 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,066 FUCKING BOY SCOUT. 104 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:52,400 ( heavy breathing ) 105 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,767 THIS IS KINDA DISGUSTING. 106 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,467 DISGUSTING GOOD OR DISGUSTING BAD ? 107 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,367 OH, DISGUSTING VERY GOOD. 108 00:06:58,367 --> 00:06:59,900 I KNOW. 109 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,400 YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT. 110 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,734 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 111 00:07:03,734 --> 00:07:05,600 I'M A SWEET GUY. 112 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,100 SHUT UP AND FUCK ME. 113 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,166 ( phone ) 114 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:18,133 HELLO ? 115 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,667 THIS IS RUTH FISHER. 116 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:23,066 YES, I'M HIS WIFE. 117 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:26,266 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ? 118 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:28,333 WHAT ?! 119 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,066 ( screaming ) 120 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,667 EXCUSE ME. 121 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:51,767 MOM, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-- ? 122 00:07:53,367 --> 00:07:56,300 THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT. 123 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,400 THE NEW HEARSE IS TOTALLED. 124 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,734 YOUR FATHER IS DEAD. 125 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:07,200 YOUR FATHER IS DEAD AND MY POT ROAST IS RUINED. 126 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,767 OH, MY GOD. 127 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:13,800 ( female ) YOU CARRY A LOT OF TENSION AROUND IN YOUR LOWER BACK. 128 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,100 NOT AS MUCH AS 20 MINUTES AGO. 129 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:24,367 JUST SO YOU KNOW... 130 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,934 I NEVER DO THIS. 131 00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:30,800 OH YEAH, ME NEITHER. 132 00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:39,800 SO... 133 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,266 WERE YOU EVER GONNA TELL ME YOUR NAME ? 134 00:08:42,266 --> 00:08:44,567 PROBABLY NOT. 135 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,233 WHY NOT ? 136 00:08:48,233 --> 00:08:51,166 BECAUSE I'M A REALIST. 137 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,367 ( phone ) 138 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,233 THAT'S MY FATHER LOOKING FOR ME. 139 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,400 HEY, DAD. 140 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,934 OH, DAVE, HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 141 00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:11,934 OF COURSE I'M OKAY. 142 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:14,066 COULDN'T BE BETTER IN FACT. 143 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:22,300 WHAT ? 144 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,533 I'M SO SORRY, NATE. 145 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:27,700 I HATE TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU. 146 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:42,000 THIS IS JUST SPEED, RIGHT ? 147 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 PROMISE ME THIS ISN'T CRACK. 148 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,133 'CAUSE I GOTTA SPEND TONIGHT 149 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,900 HAVING CHRISTMAS EVE DINNER WITH MY DEMENTED FAMILY 150 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,967 IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD ENOUGH WITHOUT ME BEING HIGH ON CRACK. 151 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:51,633 NO, IT'S JUST CRYSTAL METH. 152 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,767 IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING BURN A LITTLE BIT BRIGHTER. 153 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:59,100 AND IT MAKES SEX LIKE TOTALLY PRIMAL. 154 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,834 HERE. 155 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,467 IT'S ALRIGHT. 156 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,700 OH, WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 157 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,900 ( phone ) 158 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,533 IT'S MINE. 159 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,266 HELLO ? 160 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:22,700 DAVID, HI. 161 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,633 HANG ON A SECOND. 162 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,166 SO, IS NATE THERE YET ? 163 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,767 NO, HE'S STILL AT THE AIRPORT. 164 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,767 CLAIRE, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS. 165 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,367 WHAT ? 166 00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:50,333 UM... 167 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,133 YEAH, SURE. 168 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,066 OKAY, I'M ON MY WAY. 169 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,100 I HAVE TO GO. 170 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,433 NO FUCKING WAY ! 171 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,000 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 172 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,900 YOU'RE COMING BACK, RIGHT ? 173 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,900 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 174 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:16,533 MY DAD JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS 175 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:20,133 AND IT BROKE HIS NECK AND HE'S DEAD. 176 00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:23,133 I GOTTA GO PICK UP MY MOM AND BRING HER TO THE MORGUE 177 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,066 SO SHE CAN IDENTIFY HIS BODY. 178 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:27,867 ( laughter ) 179 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,800 NO, I'M NOT KIDDING. 180 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,633 THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. 181 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,600 AND NOW I'M HIGH ON CRACK ! 182 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,700 CRYSTAL. 183 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,166 WHATEVER ! 184 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,433 SO, I GUESS THIS WHOLE HELLISH EXPERIENCE I'M ABOUT TO GO THROUGH 185 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,233 IS JUST GONNA BURN A LITTLE BRIGHTER NOW, RIGHT ? 186 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,834 GREAT, THANK YOU ! 187 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,367 FUCK ! 188 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,200 ( door slamming ) 189 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,066 YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 190 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,767 I COULD'VE JUST RENTED A CAR. 191 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,133 IT'S OKAY. 192 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,700 YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO DRIVE. 193 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,800 AND FRANKLY, I'M IN NO HURRY TO GET HOME 194 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,667 TO MY FAMILY'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS EVE MASSACRE. 195 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,600 PARENTS WHO STAYED TOGETHER FOR THE CHILDREN, 196 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,667 BUT REALLY BECAUSE 197 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:12,734 THEY GOT OFF ON TORMENTING EACH OTHER SO MUCH. 198 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,266 MANIC-DEPRESSIVE BROTHER 199 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:18,600 WHO ALWAYS CHOOSES THE HOLIDAYS TO GO OFF HIS MEDICATION. 200 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,667 OH, AND AN ANCIENT SPRINGER SPANIEL 201 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:23,667 WHO'S COMPLETELY BLIND, DEAF, AND INCONTINENT. 202 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,900 WHAT ABOUT YOU ? 203 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:30,700 UH, ACTUALLY, WE'RE PRETTY NORMAL. 204 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,867 MY MOM'S A CONTROL FREAK. 205 00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,133 MY BROTHER, UM, 206 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,967 WELL, HE'S A CONTROL FREAK, TOO. 207 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,800 AND, MY SISTER... 208 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,700 WELL, I LEFT HOME RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS BORN, 209 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,934 SO I NEVER REALLY KNEW HER THAT WELL, 210 00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:48,367 BUT SHE'S KIND OF WILD LIKE I WAS. 211 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,667 WAS ? 212 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:57,133 MY DAD REALLY RODE MY ASS WHEN I WAS A KID. 213 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:02,100 I COULDN'T GO RAFTING 'CAUSE HE'D JUST BURIED THIS GIRL WHO DROWNED. 214 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,433 HE BURIES THIS DIPSHIT LOSER 215 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,266 WHO O.D.'d AT A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS CONCERT, 216 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:08,233 SUDDENLY I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO CONCERTS FOR A YEAR. 217 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:09,867 YOUR DAD WORKED IN A CEMETERY ? 218 00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:12,000 HOW COULD A MAN WHO'S SO FUCKING SCARED OF EVERYTHING 219 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 WHO NEVER HAD AN A ACCIDENT 220 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,266 OR EVEN A SPEEDING TICKET IN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, 221 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,266 HOW COULD HE HAVE A CAR WRECK ? 222 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,166 ARE YOU MAD AT HIM, 223 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,900 OR THE FACT THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ? 224 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,667 ARE YOU A SHRINK ? 225 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,266 NO, GOD, NO ! 226 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,867 NO ! 227 00:13:29,867 --> 00:13:31,633 BOTH MY PARENTS ARE. 228 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,867 SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ? 229 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,400 THE WEATHER ? 230 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:45,033 OR THE FACT THAT WE BOTH JUST FUCKED A PERFECT STRANGER ? 231 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,867 AND THAT WE BOTH LIED WHEN WE SAID WE NEVER DID THAT ? 232 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,600 ( chattering ) 233 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,867 ( male ) WONDERFUL SERVICE. 234 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,533 ( female ) YES, IT WAS, VERY NICE. 235 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,934 AHH... ! 236 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,500 SHE LOOKED SO PEACEFUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 237 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,667 YOU'RE WELCOME. 238 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,200 WONDERFUL JOB. 239 00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:23,834 DID YOU KNOW THAT BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, 240 00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:25,967 FUNERAL HOMES RAN THE AMBULANCE BUSINESS ? 241 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,100 NO. 242 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,467 HEARSES WERE THE ONLY VEHICLES 243 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:33,333 THAT COULD TRANSPORT PEOPLE LYING DOWN. 244 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,400 WOW. 245 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,200 YOUR FATHER USED TO JOKE ABOUT THAT. 246 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,300 JUST DRIVE HIM AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW MORE TIMES, 247 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,667 AND WE WON'T NEED TO STOP AT THE HOSPITAL. 248 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:48,400 YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT RIGHT NOW. 249 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,000 CLAIRE... 250 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,066 ARE YOU HAVING SEX ? 251 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,600 WHAT ? 252 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,567 OR DOING DRUGS ? 253 00:14:57,567 --> 00:15:01,166 WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS RIGHT NOW ? 254 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,934 YOUR FATHER IS DEAD. 255 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,467 I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 256 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,200 YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT. 257 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,300 I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY. 258 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,834 OH, YEAH... 259 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,400 BELIEVE ME, I'M OKAY. 260 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,667 YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING. 261 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,967 DO YOU WORK HERE ? 262 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,433 UH, YES. 263 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,000 I WANTED TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON THE MUSIC. 264 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,066 I'VE BEEN TO THREE OTHER FUNERALS THIS YEAR. 265 00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:42,133 CANCER, STROKE, PEDIATRIC LEUKEMIA, 266 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:45,700 AND THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS THAT SAME SAD ORGAN MUSIC. 267 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,800 IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE SOAP OPERAS MY MOM USED TO WATCH 268 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,700 BEFORE I STARTED KINDERGARTEN. 269 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,633 OH GOD, YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THAT. 270 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:55,467 ANYWAY, I SO PREFER THIS LIGHT CLASSICAL, 271 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:58,233 YOU KNOW, CHAMBER ORCHESTRA STUFF. 272 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,433 IT'S STILL SPIRITUAL, 273 00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:02,166 BUT DOESN'T SEEM SO DATED OR DEPRESSING. 274 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,467 I STUDIED MUSIC APPRECIATION... 275 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,100 ( female voice ) YOU THINK I'M REALLY BORING, DON'T YOU ? 276 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,467 WELL, GET USED TO IT. 277 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,033 BECAUSE NOW THAT YOUR FATHER IS DEAD, 278 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,133 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT EVER GOING LAW SCHOOL. 279 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,734 IT'S JUST YOU, AND DEAD PEOPLE, AND FREAKS LIKE ME 280 00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,367 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ! 281 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:16,066 AAH... ! 282 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,967 MOM ! 283 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,000 MOM, I'M SO SORRY. 284 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:33,834 WHO'S SHE ? 285 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,000 AH... 286 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,300 THIS IS, UM... 287 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,600 BRENDA CHENOWETH. 288 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,367 BRENDA... CHENOWETH. 289 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,233 UM, BRENDA, 290 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,767 THIS IS MY MOM, RUTH FISHER, 291 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:48,033 AND MY SISTER, CLAIRE. 292 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,233 UM, NATE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ? 293 00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,133 YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 294 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,333 MOM, DID YOU ALREADY DO THE-- 295 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,800 I CAN'T. 296 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,834 I'VE SEEN TOO MANY DEAD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. 297 00:16:58,834 --> 00:16:59,967 THEY'RE WORK. 298 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,066 I WON'T SEE YOUR FATHER THAT WAY. 299 00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:03,767 I NEED YOU TO DO IT. 300 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,100 OH. 301 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,633 NATE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW, PLEASE, IT'S URGENT. 302 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,233 SO, HOW DID YOU AND MY SON MEET ? 303 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,033 IN COOKING CLASS. 304 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,033 I HAVE TO TELL SOMEBODY. 305 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,500 I AM TWEAKING. 306 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,834 YEAH, WE'RE ALL UPSET. 307 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,900 NO, I'M HIGH ON CRYSTAL. 308 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,033 I SMOKED SOME WITH SOME FRIENDS BEFORE DAVID CALLED ME. 309 00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:30,734 YOU DID WHAT ? 310 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,400 DON'T WORRY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME. 311 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,700 BUT I THINK I'M HAVING SOME KIND OF A MELTDOWN, 312 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,934 AND I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S DAD BEING DEAD OR THE CRYSTAL. 313 00:17:36,934 --> 00:17:39,567 I'M REALLY SCARED. 314 00:17:39,567 --> 00:17:42,934 YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW. 315 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,000 DON'T BE SUCH A NARC, WE SMOKED POT AT THANKSGIVING. 316 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,700 LOOK, I HAVE TO GO IDENTIFY OUR DEAD FATHER'S BODY. 317 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,467 I'M SORRY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DRUG EXPERIENCE, 318 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,300 BUT DEAL WITH IT. 319 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,066 ( unzippering ) 320 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,734 WELL ? 321 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,834 ( father's voice ) WELL, WELL. 322 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,600 THE PRODIGAL RETURNS. 323 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,433 THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING AWAY FROM 324 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,433 YOUR WHOLE LIFE, BUDDY BOY. 325 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:34,934 SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU 326 00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,200 WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP, DIDN'T IT ? 327 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,734 AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE, WELL, GUESS WHAT ? 328 00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:44,166 NOBODY ESCAPES. 329 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,166 WELL ? 330 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,133 YEAH, THAT'S HIM. 331 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,600 OKAY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 332 00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,834 HOW'D HE LOOK ? 333 00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:07,667 DEAD. 334 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,133 WILL THERE NEED TO BE A LOT OF RECONSTRUCTION ? 335 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:14,867 DAVID'S NOT THAT SKILL AT THE REALLY HARD STUFF. 336 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:17,800 FEDERICO USUALLY DOES THAT, HE'S QUITE GIFTED. 337 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,166 YOU DON'T THINK WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSED CASKET, DO YOU ? 338 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,066 I WOULD HATE TO SEND THAT MESSAGE. 339 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:26,233 WHAT MESSAGE ? 340 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,734 THAT WE'RE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE A MAJOR RESTORATION, 341 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,133 OR THAT WE'RE NOT PROUD OF OUR WORK. 342 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,000 MOM, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER ? 343 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 WE SHOULD REALLY GET NATE HOME, HE'S PROBABLY EXHAUSTED. 344 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,700 LET'S GO. 345 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,734 UM... 346 00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,700 THANKS... 347 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,934 FOR DRIVING ME HERE. 348 00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:51,800 PLEASE. 349 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,033 I'M JUST AVOIDING MY OWN HELL. 350 00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:56,266 I'M A BIG COWARD. 351 00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,900 ME, TOO. 352 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,667 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS. 353 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:07,700 WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 354 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,233 I WISH YOU THE BEST, NATE. 355 00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,066 GOODBYE. 356 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,500 CLAIRE... 357 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,867 YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST. 358 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,500 THIS ISN'T FAST, YOU WANNA SEE FAST ? 359 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,867 ( engine accelerates ) 360 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:45,934 PULL OVER ! 361 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700 LISTEN, DO YOU DO A LOT OF DRUGS ? 362 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,000 WHAT ? 363 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,100 NO. 364 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,400 AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 365 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,567 YES, IT IS MY BUSINESS. 366 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,433 LOOK, YOU WERE DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC BACK THERE, 367 00:21:04,433 --> 00:21:06,166 YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US ALL KILLED. 368 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,333 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? 369 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,033 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. 370 00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:11,166 YOU SPLIT AS SOON AS YOU COULD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 371 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,867 SO, DON'T START THINKING YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO, OKAY ? 372 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,333 ( door opening ) 373 00:21:31,734 --> 00:21:35,300 SO, WHERE'S DAD, DOWNSTAIRS ALREADY ? 374 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,133 UM, HE'S STILL IN THE MORGUE. 375 00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,233 YOU DIDN'T BRING HIM BACK WITH YOU ? 376 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,133 ( mother ) OH, DEAR. 377 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,500 THAT DIDN'T EVEN CROSS MY MIND. 378 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,867 WE SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE VAN SO WE COULD BRING HIM HOME. 379 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,900 I'M SORRY. 380 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,533 THAT WAS VERY STUPID OF ME. 381 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,200 NICE GOING, DAVE. 382 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,300 LIKE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO FEEL BAD ABOUT RIGHT NOW ? 383 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,233 THINGS HAVE TO BE DONE. 384 00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,367 FEDERICO'S DOWNSTAIRS, READY TO START. 385 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,667 EVERY SECOND WE WAIT 386 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,900 WILL ONLY MAKE DAD'S RESTORATION MORE DIFFICULT. 387 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,166 BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU ? 388 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,700 BAG BOY. 389 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,300 "BAG BOY" ? 390 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,834 I AM ASSISTANT MANAGER OF ORGANIC PRODUCE 391 00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,266 AT THE HIGHEST VOLUME FOOD CO-OP IN SEATTLE. 392 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,033 JESUS, PULL YOUR DICKS OUT AND MEASURE THEM, 393 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:28,266 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ! 394 00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:30,400 WHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, 395 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,600 JUST THROW DAD IN THE BACK OF CLAIRE'S CAR ? 396 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,367 IT IS A HEARSE ! 397 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,500 YEAH, HI, IT'S DAVID FISHER. 398 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,834 YEAH, SO I NEED TO COME PICK UP THE BODY. 399 00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,367 These people mean nothing to me. 400 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,400 ( ghost ) Know you not the family of the man 401 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,100 who has slaved for you 402 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,600 from dawn to dark these many years ? 403 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,667 ( Scrooge ) They appear to be so happy... 404 00:22:50,667 --> 00:22:52,200 I MADE YOU SOME DINNER. 405 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,767 I'M SO NOT HUNGRY. 406 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,633 WE HAVE TO EAT, CLAIRE. 407 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,667 WE DIDN'T DIE. 408 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,367 ... brother, Tiny Tim. 409 00:23:16,934 --> 00:23:19,467 ON THREE, ONE, TWO, THREE. 410 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:38,266 REALLY SORRY, MAN. 411 00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,333 THANKS. 412 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:55,500 ( male ) FOR A BODY THAT'S FIRM YET FLEXIBLE, 413 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,734 FOR SKIN THAT BEGS TO BE TOUCHED. 414 00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:03,200 FOR THE VELVETY APPEARANCE OF ACTUAL LIVING TISSUE, 415 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,400 TOP MORTICIANS RELY 416 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,600 ON LIVING SPLENDOR EMBALMING FLUID. 417 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,266 LIVING SPLENDOR... 418 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,800 HEY, BUDDY BOY. 419 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,533 COME ON IN, IT'S OKAY. 420 00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:14,000 SAY HELLO TO MR. BLOOMBERG. 421 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,934 THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, NATE. 422 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,233 MR. BLOOMBERG'S DEAD. 423 00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:22,567 AND I'M GETTING HIM READY SO HIS FAMILY CAN SEE HIM 424 00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:24,300 FOR THE LAST TIME, AND SAY GOODBYE TO HIM. 425 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,100 IT'LL MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER. 426 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:29,333 THAT'S WHAT DADDY DOES. 427 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,133 WHAT DO YOU GOT ? 428 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,100 BANG ! 429 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,667 OH ! YOU GOT ME. 430 00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:41,467 YOU CAN TOUCH HIM IF YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE. 431 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:44,400 BELIEVE ME, HE WON'T MIND. 432 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,367 HE WON'T CARE. 433 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,200 NATE ! 434 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,667 WHAZZUP ? 435 00:26:05,033 --> 00:26:06,367 HEY, RICO. 436 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,500 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 437 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,233 OOH. 438 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:11,367 REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD, MAN. 439 00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:14,600 BUT WHEN YOUR TIME'S UP, IT'S UP, RIGHT ? 440 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,667 ( David ) HOW'S HE DOING ? 441 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:20,400 SO FAR SO GOOD. 442 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,433 I REALLY APPRECIATE 443 00:26:21,433 --> 00:26:23,233 YOU COMING IN ON CHRISTMAS EVE, FEDERICO. 444 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,533 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR MR. F, 445 00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,467 EVERYTHING HE DID FOR ME. 446 00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:29,100 I WAS GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT ANYWAY, 447 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,967 PUTTING TOGETHER ALL THIS USELESS SHIT 448 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:33,033 SANTA CLAUS IS BRINGING MY KID, YOU KNOW ? 449 00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:35,033 WE DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN HERE. 450 00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:37,000 SHOW SOME RESPECT. 451 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,233 YOU NEED SOMETHING ? 452 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:45,967 UH, NO. 453 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:47,467 I JUST-- 454 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,166 ( phone ) 455 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:50,967 DAVID FISHER. 456 00:26:50,967 --> 00:26:53,600 HEY, LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU, 457 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,233 DON'T EAT TOO MUCH WITH YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT, ALRIGHT ? 458 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,900 'CAUSE I AM MAKING YOU SOMETHING TOTALLY DECADENT 459 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,467 AND FATTY FOR DESSERT... 460 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,533 HOLD JUST A SECOND, PLEASE. 461 00:27:10,934 --> 00:27:12,400 HI. 462 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,967 Keith, I'm sorry, I can't make it. 463 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,367 WHY NOT ? 464 00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:22,567 BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS JUST KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 465 00:27:22,567 --> 00:27:24,767 OH, SHIT, DAVID, I'M SO SORRY. 466 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,633 What c I do ? 467 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:29,800 NOTHING, THANKS, BUT I HAVE TO STAY HERE. 468 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,166 LISTEN, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME. 469 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:35,600 Sure. 470 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,233 I MEAN IT, DAVID. 471 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:41,066 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. 472 00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:43,900 I GOTTA GO. 473 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,200 OKAY, HERE IT GOES. 474 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,767 THIS IS THE ONE I'M MOST PROUD OF. 475 00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:55,066 THE HUSBAND, OKAY ? 476 00:27:55,066 --> 00:27:57,700 HE GOT FIRED, FLIPPED OUT, 477 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,000 SHOT HIS WIFE POINT BLANK IN THE HEAD, 478 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,300 THEN TURNED IT AROUND AND SHOT HIMSELF IN THE MOUTH. 479 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,333 SOME SERIOUSLY CLOSED CASKET SHIT, RIGHT ? 480 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:06,033 NOW LOOK AT THIS. 481 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:07,233 HUH ? 482 00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:11,033 LIKE THE BRIDE AND GROOM ON TOP OF A CAKE. 483 00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:15,333 AND THEN WE CREMATED 'EM. 484 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,066 WHAT A FUCKIN' WASTE. 485 00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:20,266 OH... 486 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,767 ACTUALLY... 487 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,934 THIS RIGHT HERE IS, THIS IS MY BEST WORK. 488 00:28:25,934 --> 00:28:30,467 WAIT A MINUTE, THIS KID WAS BORN JUST LIKE LAST MONTH. 489 00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:34,367 HE'LL BE FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD IN APRIL, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? 490 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:36,166 OH... 491 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,900 VANESSA'S PREGNANT AGAIN. 492 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:42,133 YOU STUD ! 493 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:45,300 ( Federico ) IT WASN'T PLANNED, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 494 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,433 NEITHER WAS THIS ONE, 495 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,967 AND HE'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 496 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,934 KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE CHEMICALS, FEDERICO, 497 00:28:52,934 --> 00:28:55,166 WE DON'T WANT HIM TO BURN. 498 00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,033 HEY. 499 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,934 WHERE'S MOM ? 500 00:29:14,934 --> 00:29:16,700 SHE WENT TO BED. 501 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:20,200 WAS SHE FEELING ANY BETTER ? 502 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,734 YEAH, NATE, SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE GODDAMN WORLD. 503 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:32,100 WHERE'S DAVID ? 504 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,367 HE'S DOWNSTAIRS WORKING. 505 00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:36,433 ON DAD ? 506 00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:39,800 YEAH, WELL, HIM AND RICO. 507 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,367 HE SAID NOT TO WAIT UP FOR HIM, 508 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,967 WE SHOULD JUST TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. 509 00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:49,533 YEAH, AS IF THAT WERE A VIABLE OPTION. 510 00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:13,700 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE ? 511 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,500 YES, ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF HERE. 512 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,233 ( phone ) 513 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:40,066 HELLO ? 514 00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:43,800 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO START RAINING FROGS HERE. 515 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,767 HOW ARE THINGS ON YOUR END ? 516 00:30:45,767 --> 00:30:47,233 GOD, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED. 517 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:48,567 Really, why ? 518 00:30:48,567 --> 00:30:51,600 I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE YOU, UH... 519 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,900 YOU HAVE A CALMING EFFECT ON ME. 520 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,633 UH-HUH. 521 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:59,133 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TERM PROJECTION ? 522 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,567 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TERM "BLOW ME" ? 523 00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:03,867 Come on. 524 00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:06,200 You grew up with all that psycho-babble. 525 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,934 You rebelled against it every chance you got, still do. 526 00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:10,500 And that includes 527 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,934 HAVING SEX WITH STRANGERS IN CLOSETS AT AIRPORTS. 528 00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:15,734 AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT EASY TO READ ? 529 00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:17,834 Coasting by on your looks and charm 530 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,567 isn't working like it used to, 531 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,967 but, you have no idea what else to do, 532 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,600 because you've never had to learn. 533 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,233 ANY WOMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN 534 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:26,867 LOOKS AT A GUY LIKE YOU AND THINKS, 535 00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:29,967 GOOD FOR A HOT FUCK, BUT BELIEVE ME, THAT'S IT. 536 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,467 NATE, CAN WE GO HOME ? I REALLY GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER. 537 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,100 OH, GOD, JESUS CHRIST, 538 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:46,166 AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE EVEN A SINGLE MOMENT TO MYSELF ?! 539 00:31:48,066 --> 00:31:49,500 ARGH ! 540 00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:53,633 OKAY. 541 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:55,500 IT'S OKAY. 542 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,667 WHAT CAN I DO ? 543 00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:01,100 NOTHING, NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING. 544 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,667 YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT CANTALOUPE. 545 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:11,533 YOU FUCK OFF ! 546 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,433 ( female ) SHE LOOKED HER BEST EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE. 547 00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:27,367 DON'T LET ONE HORRIBLY DISFIGURING ACCIDENT CHANGE THAT. 548 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,567 USE NEW WOUND FILLER COSMETIC MOLDING PUTTY. 549 00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:33,300 NOW FASTER SETTING AND SELF SEALING 550 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,900 TO HELP MAKE MASKING UNSIGHTLY WOUNDS A BREEZE. 551 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,767 ♪ SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT ♪ 552 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:44,600 ♪ SHE SAID, "TRUST ME, BABY, IT'LL BE ALRIGHT" ♪ 553 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,834 ( loud music playing ) 554 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,533 ( music shuts off ) 555 00:32:53,533 --> 00:32:56,467 MA, REMEMBER THAT STUFFED DOG I USED TO HAVE ? 556 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,800 AND I DRAGGED IT AROUND UNTIL ITS EARS FELL OFF, 557 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,934 AND THEN YOU MADE NEW EARS OUT OF A DISH TOWEL. 558 00:33:00,934 --> 00:33:02,533 I HATED THAT DOG AFTER THAT, 559 00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,867 AND I THREW IT UP ON THE ROOF ? 560 00:33:04,867 --> 00:33:06,667 NO. 561 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,400 AND THEN I WANTED IT BACK AND I BEGGED DAD TO GO GET IT, 562 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,200 BUT HE SAID NO, IF I REALLY WANTED IT 563 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,400 I'D NEVER HAVE THROWN IT UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 564 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,166 YOUR FATHER DID SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS FOR YOU, 565 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,200 AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW ? 566 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,033 WHAT, I JUST REMEMBERED IT. 567 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:22,166 HE WAS A GOOD MAN ! 568 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,133 I'M GOING RUNNING. 569 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,767 ( door closing ) 570 00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:45,100 OH, NO, YOU'RE DOING ME ? 571 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,367 YOU'RE THE WORST ONE WE'VE GOT. 572 00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:48,900 THANKS, DAD. 573 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,266 WHERE'S FEDERICO ? 574 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:52,433 IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING, HE'S WITH HIS WIFE AND KID. 575 00:33:52,433 --> 00:33:53,633 HE'LL BE IN LATER. 576 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,300 OOH, COULDN'T THIS WAIT ? 577 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,934 I DON'T WANT YOU RUINING MY FACE. 578 00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,433 IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 579 00:33:58,433 --> 00:33:59,467 NOT FUNNY. 580 00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,166 I NEED TO STAY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 581 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,066 SO, GO REORGANIZE SOME FILES 582 00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:04,967 OR DEVELOP A NEW BOOKKEEPING SYSTEM. 583 00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,567 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. 584 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:09,433 YOU NEVER REALLY HAD ANY APTITUDE FOR THIS STUFF. 585 00:34:09,433 --> 00:34:11,133 I KNOW. 586 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,734 AND WHAT DID I DO WITH MY LIFE ? 587 00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:17,233 I WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN EXACTLY HOW TO DO THIS STUFF. 588 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:20,033 OTHER KIDS MY AGE WERE GOING TO FRAT PARTIES, 589 00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,967 I WAS DRAINING CORPSES 590 00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:24,834 AND REFASHIONING SEVERED EARS OUT OF WAX. 591 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:26,767 THANK GOD I DIDN'T LOSE AN EAR. 592 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:29,000 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT YOU'D DO WITH THAT. 593 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,500 AND I DID IT ALL FOR YOU. 594 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:35,433 I DID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, YOU UNGRATEFUL SONOFABITCH. 595 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,734 UM, DAVE ? 596 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,667 I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I WAS HERE. 597 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,867 ( horn honking ) 598 00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:08,500 WE'LL DEAL YOU IN NEXT HAND. 599 00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:22,367 ( soft music playing ) 600 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,700 I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN. 601 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,000 DON'T. 602 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,900 I'M JUST BARELY HOLDING IT TOGETHER. 603 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,200 ARE YOU STILL HIGH ? 604 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,033 I DON'T KNOW, AM I SWEATING ? 605 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:49,633 I KNOW I AM. 606 00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:54,533 THIS IS TOO FUCKING WEIRD. 607 00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:55,934 IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS 608 00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:57,734 AND I'M STILL TRAPPED IN ZOMBIE WORLD. 609 00:36:57,734 --> 00:36:59,800 THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TO YOU. 610 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,400 FUCK OFF. 611 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,200 SORRY, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE 612 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,033 WHO WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS. 613 00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:07,834 I CAME HOME EXPECTING TO SLEEP LATE 614 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,767 AND CHOW DOWN ON MOM'S COOKING FOR SIX DAYS. 615 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:12,400 AND NOW I FIND MYSELF FEELING LIKE... 616 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,000 I'M NOT EVEN A PART OF THIS FAMILY. 617 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,266 I'D TRADE PLACES WITH YOU IN HEARTBEAT. 618 00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:18,567 WHAT, AT LEAST YOU GOT OUT OF HERE. 619 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,900 I LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT 620 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,600 WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY. 621 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,633 I WORK AT A JOB, 622 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:25,133 WHICH WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY, 623 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:27,700 UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE, 624 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,166 WHICH APPARENTLY IS NOTHING. 625 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:30,633 I HAVE LOTS OF SEX 626 00:37:30,633 --> 00:37:32,000 BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A RELATIONSHIP 627 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,300 LAST MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 628 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,834 I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SELF DISCIPLINE TO FLOSS DAILY. 629 00:37:35,834 --> 00:37:37,934 I'VE HAD FOUR ROOT CANALS, FOUR ! 630 00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:40,667 I'M 35, I'VE HAD FOUR ROOT CANALS. 631 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,166 I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE LOSERS 632 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:49,033 WHO ENDS UP IN HIS DEATH BED SAYING, "WHERE'D MY LIFE GO" ? 633 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,400 NO, YOU WON'T. 634 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,367 YOU'LL BE SAYING, "WHERE THE HELL'S THE MORPHINE ?" 635 00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:57,033 I'M JUST TRYING TO CHEER YOU UP. 636 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:59,300 I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE BEING CHEERFUL. 637 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:02,500 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 638 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,033 BUT, HE'S IN A MUCH BETTER PLACE NOW. 639 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,367 YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 640 00:38:11,467 --> 00:38:13,734 WHO THE HELL IS THAT ?! 641 00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:35,367 I KNOW, RUTH. 642 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:37,533 I KNOW EVERYTHING. 643 00:38:40,734 --> 00:38:43,033 I'VE KNOWN THE FISHERS FOR YEARS FROM CHURCH. 644 00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:44,500 HMM. 645 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,967 YOU KNOW THEM TOO. 646 00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:48,266 YES, YES, I WORK HERE. 647 00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:49,734 OH, YOU WORK HERE. 648 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,867 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 649 00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:02,934 I JUST GOT OFF DUTY, 650 00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:05,133 I CAME TO PAY MY RESPECTS TO YOUR FATHER. 651 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:06,567 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET MY FATHER. 652 00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:08,734 EXACTLY. 653 00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:11,033 AND YOU'VE MET MY PARENTS HOW MANY TIMES NOW ? 654 00:39:11,033 --> 00:39:12,567 CHRIST, WE JUST SPENT THE WEEKEND AT THEIR HOUSE. 655 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:13,600 DON'T DO THIS TO ME, KEITH. 656 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,166 THIS IS NOT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. 657 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:16,500 I'M SORRY. 658 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,934 THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO BE POLITICAL. 659 00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:19,834 YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, TO BE POLITICAL ? 660 00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:20,734 WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN ? 661 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,734 WHAT IS THIS ? WE CAN FUCK EACH OTHER 662 00:39:22,734 --> 00:39:24,600 BUT I CAN'T BE A SHOULDER FOR YOU TO CRY ON ? 663 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,500 I'M NOT CRYING. 664 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,834 SO, WHAT AM I, JUST SEX TO YOU ? 665 00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:29,433 JESUS ! 666 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,734 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION NOW ? 667 00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:33,600 SHIT. 668 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,000 HERE COMES MY MOTHER. 669 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:38,500 I'M SO TIRED. 670 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,767 I KNOW, MOM, IT'S EXHAUSTING. 671 00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:43,066 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? 672 00:39:43,066 --> 00:39:44,934 NO, NOTHING'S WRONG. 673 00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,767 THIS IS KEITH CHARLES, HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE. 674 00:39:46,767 --> 00:39:48,633 HE CAME TO PAY HIS RESPECTS TO DAD. 675 00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:50,233 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, MRS. FISHER. 676 00:39:50,233 --> 00:39:52,800 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. 677 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,667 YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A COP ? 678 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:58,700 WE PLAY RACQUETBALL TOGETHER. 679 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,633 OH. 680 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:03,200 NICE TO MEET YOU. 681 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,367 I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR FATHER NOW. 682 00:40:13,934 --> 00:40:16,066 WHO'S THAT COP ? 683 00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:19,567 MY AUNT SHIRLEY WAS LAID OUT HERE. 684 00:40:19,567 --> 00:40:20,867 AUNT SHIRLEY, HUH ? 685 00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:23,000 SHIRLEY HAMILTON. 686 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,166 TERRIBLE ACCIDENT, LOST HER EAR. 687 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,767 OH, YEAH. 688 00:40:26,767 --> 00:40:28,533 YEAH, I KNOW SHIRLEY, I REMEMBER SHIRLEY. 689 00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:29,700 REALLY ? 690 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,700 YES, YES, I WAS THE PERSON WHO SEWED HER EAR BACK ON. 691 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,433 THAT WAS ME, THAT'S MY WORK. 692 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,900 WHAT, SHE'S SAD, 693 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,500 SO HE HAS TO GET HER OUT OF SIGHT ? 694 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,867 THEY ALWAYS DO THAT. 695 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,300 THE SECOND SOMEONE STARTS TO LOSE IT, 696 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,000 THEY TAKE THEM OFF INTO THAT ROOM. 697 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,333 IT MAKES ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE, I GUESS. 698 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:00,400 THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE ! 699 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,834 VOLUME. 700 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,567 WHEN I WENT BACKPACKING THROUGH EUROPE AFTER I QUIT SCHOOL, 701 00:41:12,567 --> 00:41:16,734 I WENT TO THIS ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF SICILY, 702 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,967 IT WAS THIS VOLCANIC ISLAND. 703 00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:22,500 AND ON THE BOAT OVER, THERE WAS THIS PINE BOX, 704 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:26,400 SOMEBODY FROM THE ISLAND WHO WAS BEING RETURNED TO BE BURIED THERE. 705 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,233 AND THERE ARE ALL THESE OLD SICILIANS 706 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:30,834 DRESSED UP ALL IN BLACK, 707 00:41:30,834 --> 00:41:32,600 WAITING, JUST LINED UP ON THE BEACH, 708 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,533 AND, WHEN THEY GOT THAT COFFIN TO THE BEACH, 709 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,333 THOSE OLD SICILIAN WOMEN JUST WENT APESHIT, 710 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:38,967 SCREAMING, THROWING THEMSELVES ON IT, 711 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:40,734 BEATING THEIR CHESTS, TEARING AT THEIR HAIR, 712 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:42,333 MAKING ANIMAL NOISES. 713 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,767 IT WAS JUST SO... SO REAL. 714 00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:49,100 I MEAN, I'D BEEN AROUND FUNERALS MY ENTIRE LIFE, 715 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,133 BUT I HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH GRIEF. 716 00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:55,233 AND AT THE TIME IT GAVE ME THE CREEPS. 717 00:41:55,233 --> 00:42:00,133 BUT, NOW I THINK IT'S PROBABLY SO MUCH MORE HEALTHY THAN... 718 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,700 THIS. 719 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,433 THAT COP IS HOT. 720 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:14,133 ( sobbing ) OH, DAVID, DAVID. 721 00:42:14,133 --> 00:42:15,600 I KNOW, MOM. 722 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,433 IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, IT JUST TAKES TIME. 723 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:20,467 I'VE DONE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THING. 724 00:42:20,467 --> 00:42:21,900 WHAT ? 725 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,133 I'VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING. 726 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:25,300 HOW'S SHE DOING ? 727 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:26,333 SHE'S FINE. 728 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,700 I'M NOT FINE, I'M A WHORE ! 729 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,600 I WAS UNFAITHFUL TO YOUR FATHER FOR YEARS ! 730 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,100 AND NOW HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS. 731 00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,533 UH... 732 00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:39,500 I MET A MAN AT CHURCH ONCE 733 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,567 WHEN YOUR FATHER DIDN'T COME WITH ME. 734 00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,400 MOM... 735 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,367 AND HE INVITED ME FOR COFFEE. 736 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,700 AND HE SAID HE LIKED MY HAIR. 737 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:51,000 HE'S A HAIRDRESSER, A WIDOWER. 738 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,300 WELL, THEY DIVORCED BEFORE SHE DIED, 739 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:57,000 SO TECHNICALLY I GUESS HE'S DIVORCED. 740 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,767 HE INVITED ME TO ACCOMPANY HIM ON A HIKE. 741 00:42:59,767 --> 00:43:00,767 THIS IS REALLY NOT THE TIME. 742 00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,667 MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO JUST GET THIS OUT. 743 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:04,967 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 744 00:43:04,967 --> 00:43:08,133 I USED TO LOVE HIKING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND BEING OUTDOORS. 745 00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:10,333 I ALWAYS WANTED TO TAKE YOU KIDS CAMPING, 746 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,100 BUT YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE BUSINESS ! 747 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,867 WELL, I CAN TELL YOU. 748 00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:20,533 I WENT CAMPING WITH THIS MAN FROM CHURCH SEVERAL TIMES ! 749 00:43:20,533 --> 00:43:23,934 TOLD YOUR FATHER I WAS VISITING MY SISTER. 750 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,266 WHICH, IF HE'D EVER THOUGHT TO CALL... 751 00:43:26,266 --> 00:43:28,300 CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE IMPROPRIETY OF THIS ? 752 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,066 YOUR HUSBAND IS LYING IN A CASKET OUT THERE. 753 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:32,133 DAVID, SHE'S GRIEF STRICKEN, OKAY ? 754 00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:32,834 FUCK PROPRIETY. 755 00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:35,133 WE DON'T SAY THAT WORD ! 756 00:43:45,734 --> 00:43:47,333 DID YOU KNOW HIM ? 757 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,600 NO... 758 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,266 DID YOU ? 759 00:43:51,266 --> 00:43:54,233 HE WAS MY FATHER. 760 00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:56,500 YOU'RE CLAIRE ? 761 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,567 YEAH. 762 00:43:58,567 --> 00:43:59,734 KEITH CHARLES. 763 00:43:59,734 --> 00:44:01,700 I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR BROTHER'S. 764 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,967 OF NATE'S ? 765 00:44:02,967 --> 00:44:04,533 NO, DAVID'S. 766 00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,033 DAVID'S FRIENDS WITH A COP ? 767 00:44:06,033 --> 00:44:08,233 WE PLAY RACQUETBALL TOGETHER. 768 00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,867 DAVID PLAYS RACQUETBALL ? 769 00:44:09,867 --> 00:44:11,767 ( David ) EXCUSE US. 770 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,000 YOU WANT ME TO CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER ? 771 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,333 FINE, MY MOTHER JUST CONFESSED SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 772 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:20,967 WOW. 773 00:44:20,967 --> 00:44:22,633 YEAH, WITH SOME HAIRDRESSER, 774 00:44:22,633 --> 00:44:24,567 WHO LIKES TO HIKE. 775 00:44:24,567 --> 00:44:26,834 AND NOW FUCKING NATE IS IN THERE PLAYING MR. SENSITIVE WITH HER, 776 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,633 WHILE HER DEAD HUSBAND LIES IN THE NEXT ROOM. 777 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:29,867 IT'S DISGUSTING. 778 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,600 HEY, BREATHE. 779 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,033 YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. 780 00:44:33,033 --> 00:44:34,033 OH, I KNOW. 781 00:44:34,033 --> 00:44:35,667 I'LL BE THE STRONG ONE, THE STABLE ONE, 782 00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:37,700 THE DEPENDABLE ONE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO. 783 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:39,433 EVERYONE AROUND ME WILL FALL APART 784 00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:41,166 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 785 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:44,800 HEY, DON'T YOU GET EXHAUSTED BEING SO HARD ON EVERYONE ? 786 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,066 AND YOURSELF ? 787 00:44:46,066 --> 00:44:47,934 OH, SHUT UP. 788 00:44:47,934 --> 00:44:50,667 SHE MET HIM AT CHURCH. 789 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:52,667 YOU MET ME AT CHURCH. 790 00:44:58,633 --> 00:45:00,033 HANDS. 791 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,400 I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HOW LONELY I WAS, 792 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,967 OR HOW LONG IT HAD BEEN SINCE A MAN TOUCHED ME LIKE THAT. 793 00:45:20,266 --> 00:45:24,066 WELL, LONELINESS IS A TERRIBLE THING. 794 00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:27,533 I'M STILL A WOMAN, YOU KNOW. 795 00:45:27,533 --> 00:45:30,166 YES, I KNOW. 796 00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:33,133 AND NOW YOUR FATHER SEES ME, 797 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:36,767 LIKE GOD SEES ME. 798 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:40,400 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 799 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,967 I'M SO ASHAMED. 800 00:45:46,133 --> 00:45:48,734 YOU DIDN'T DO IT TO HURT ANYBODY. 801 00:45:48,734 --> 00:45:51,433 YOU WERE LONELY. 802 00:45:51,433 --> 00:45:53,400 I'M SURE DAD FORGIVES YOU. 803 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,133 AND GOD DOESN'T ? 804 00:45:56,133 --> 00:45:58,266 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 805 00:45:58,266 --> 00:46:00,767 I'M SURE HE DOES TOO. 806 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,266 LOOK, IT'S OKAY. 807 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:11,133 EVERYBODY FORGIVES EVERYBODY 808 00:46:11,133 --> 00:46:13,400 FOR EVERYTHING. 809 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,166 ( phone ) 810 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,233 ( sobbing ) 811 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:30,567 FUCK. 812 00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:40,867 ( sobbing ) 813 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,867 ( clanging noises ) 814 00:46:50,467 --> 00:46:52,800 ( continued sobbing ) 815 00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,633 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE OLIVES, HONEY, 816 00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:58,767 THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 817 00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:06,233 ( sobbing ) 818 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,867 ♪ OH, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE ♪ 819 00:47:10,867 --> 00:47:12,533 ( male ) ASHES TO ASHES AND DUST TO DUST, 820 00:47:12,533 --> 00:47:13,700 IT'S EASY AS PIE 821 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,667 WITH FRANKLIN'S NEW LEAK-PROOF EARTH DISPENSER. 822 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,400 SAY GOODBYE TO SOILED FINGERS FOREVER. 823 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,300 ONLY FROM FRANKLIN FUNERAL SUPPLIES. 824 00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:25,133 WE PUT THE FUN BACK IN FUNERAL. 825 00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:32,333 ( priest ) IN THE MIDST OF LIFE, WE ARE IN DEATH. 826 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:36,033 OF WHOM MAY WE SEE FOR SUCCOR, BUT OF THEE, O LORD ? 827 00:47:36,033 --> 00:47:39,300 WHO FOR OUR SINS ART JUSTLY DISPLEASED ? 828 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:43,266 THOU KNOWEST, LORD, THE SECRETS OF OUR HEARTS. 829 00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:46,633 SHUT NOT THY MERCIFUL EARS TO OUR PRAYER 830 00:47:46,633 --> 00:47:51,166 BUT SPARE US LORD MOST HOLY, O GOD, MOST MIGHTY. 831 00:47:51,166 --> 00:47:53,934 OH HOLY AND MERCIFUL SAVIOR, 832 00:47:53,934 --> 00:47:56,900 THOU MOST WORTHY JUDGE ETERNAL. 833 00:47:56,900 --> 00:48:00,400 SUFFER US NOT AT OUR LAST HOUR. 834 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,033 THROUGH ANY PAINS OF DEATH TO FALL FROM THEE. 835 00:48:08,834 --> 00:48:11,166 IN THE SURE AND CERTAIN HOPE 836 00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:13,600 OF THE RESURRECTION TO ETERNAL LIFE 837 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,800 THROUGH ALMIGHTY GOD WE COMMEND OUR BROTHER, 838 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,266 NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER, 839 00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:22,600 AND WE COMMIT HIS BODY TO THE GROUND. 840 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,467 HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S SALTING POPCORN. 841 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:27,567 EARTH TO EARTH, 842 00:48:27,567 --> 00:48:29,567 ASHES TO ASHES, 843 00:48:29,567 --> 00:48:31,767 DUST TO DUST. 844 00:48:31,767 --> 00:48:34,467 THE LORD BLESS HIM AND KEEP HIM, 845 00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:37,066 THE LORD MAKE HIS FACE TO SHINE UPON HIM 846 00:48:37,066 --> 00:48:38,967 AND BE GRACIOUS UNTO HIM. 847 00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:41,867 THE LORD LIFT UP HIS COUNTENANCE UPON HIM 848 00:48:41,867 --> 00:48:44,367 AND GIVE HIM PEACE. 849 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,066 NATE ? 850 00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,734 NO ! 851 00:49:15,734 --> 00:49:18,166 I REFUSE TO SANITIZE THIS ANYMORE. 852 00:49:18,166 --> 00:49:20,700 THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. 853 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,433 YEAH ? WELL, IT'S WHACKED. 854 00:49:22,433 --> 00:49:24,734 WHAT IS THIS STUPID SALT SHAKER ? 855 00:49:24,734 --> 00:49:27,433 WHAT IS THIS HERMETICALLY SEALED BOX ? 856 00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:29,633 THIS PHONY ASTROTURF AROUND THE GRAVE. 857 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,834 JESUS, DAVID, IT'S LIKE SURGERY. 858 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:34,800 CLEAN, ANTISEPTIC, BUSINESS. 859 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,734 HE WAS OUR FATHER ! 860 00:49:37,734 --> 00:49:39,200 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. 861 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,700 YOU CAN PUMP HIM FULL OF CHEMICALS, 862 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:42,333 YOU CAN PUT MAKEUP ON HIM, 863 00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:45,033 AND YOU CAN PROP HIM UP FOR A NAP IN THE SLUMBER ROOM, 864 00:49:45,033 --> 00:49:46,600 BUT THE FACT REMAINS, DAVID, 865 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,600 THAT THE ONLY FATHER WE'RE EVER GONNA HAVE IS GONE ! 866 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,967 FOREVER. 867 00:49:51,967 --> 00:49:54,166 AND THAT SUCKS. 868 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:56,000 BUT IT'S A GODDAMN PART OF LIFE 869 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,533 AND YOU CAN'T REALLY ACCEPT IT 870 00:49:57,533 --> 00:49:59,767 WITHOUT GETTING YOUR HANDS DIRTY. 871 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,100 WELL, I DO ACCEPT IT 872 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,633 AND I INTEND TO HONOR THE OLD BASTARD 873 00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,200 BY LETTING THE WHOLE WORLD SEE 874 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,066 JUST HOW FUCKED UP AND SHITTY I FEEL 875 00:50:06,066 --> 00:50:08,734 THAT HE'S DEAD ! 876 00:50:08,734 --> 00:50:10,367 GODDAMNIT ! 877 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,133 UH... 878 00:50:14,133 --> 00:50:15,533 AMEN. 879 00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:17,834 WAIT. 880 00:50:50,934 --> 00:50:52,734 LET HER. 881 00:50:58,567 --> 00:51:01,500 ( sobbing ) 882 00:51:25,934 --> 00:51:27,567 ( priest ) LET US PRAY. 883 00:51:27,567 --> 00:51:30,800 OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, 884 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,500 HALLOWED BE THY NAME, 885 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:35,834 THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE DONE, 886 00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:38,633 ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. 887 00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:41,233 GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD, 888 00:51:41,233 --> 00:51:43,433 FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES. 889 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,834 AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE TRESPASSED AGAINST US. 890 00:51:46,834 --> 00:51:49,133 LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION, 891 00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:51,166 BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL. 892 00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:53,834 FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM AND THE POWER 893 00:51:53,834 --> 00:51:56,533 AND THE GLORY FOREVER AND EVER, 894 00:51:56,533 --> 00:51:57,600 AMEN. 895 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,934 AMEN ! 896 00:51:58,934 --> 00:52:00,567 AMEN ! 897 00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:02,633 ( priest ) THE LORD BE WITH YOU. 898 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:13,266 MOM, FEDERICO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU BACK, OKAY ? 899 00:52:13,266 --> 00:52:15,567 I JUST NEED TO GO OVER A FEW DETAILS WITH NATE. 900 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,333 WE'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 901 00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:19,333 PUT HER THERE, MRS. F. 902 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:23,266 YOU HAVE SUCH DELICATE HANDS, FEDERICO. 903 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,500 LIKE A STATUE. 904 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:29,166 OR AN ILLUSTRATION IN AN ANTIQUE BOOK. 905 00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:31,533 OR ONE OF THOSE LI((LE CERAMIC HANDS 906 00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:33,900 THEY USE TO DISPLAY GLOVES. 907 00:52:43,867 --> 00:52:46,400 YOU WANT TO BE THE ALPHA DOG, NATE, IS THAT IT ? 908 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,800 COASTING TOWARD MID-LIFE WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT 909 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,533 AND NOW YOU WANT TO COME BACK 910 00:52:51,533 --> 00:52:53,900 AND BE THE ROCK FOR THIS FAMILY TO LEAN ON ? 911 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,700 FUCK YOU. 912 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:55,567 THAT IS NOT WHAT I'M-- 913 00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:57,467 YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY ? 914 00:52:57,467 --> 00:52:59,233 YOU SANCTIMONIOUS PRICK, TALK TO ME 915 00:52:59,233 --> 00:53:01,500 WHEN YOU'VE HAD TO STUFF FORMALDEHYDE SOAKED COTTON 916 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,033 UP YOUR FATHER'S ASS SO HE DOESN'T LEAK. 917 00:53:04,033 --> 00:53:05,467 JESUS. 918 00:53:05,467 --> 00:53:06,867 YEAH, WELL, 919 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:08,633 I'M SURE YOU JUST WOULD'VE TOSSED HIM OUT WITH THE GARBAGE. 920 00:53:08,633 --> 00:53:11,233 IT MAY SEEM WEIRD TO YOU, 921 00:53:11,233 --> 00:53:15,033 BUT THERE IS A REASON BEHIND EVERYTHING THAT WE DO HERE. 922 00:53:15,033 --> 00:53:16,066 WE PROVIDE PEOPLE 923 00:53:16,066 --> 00:53:18,900 WITH A VERY IMPORTANT AND SACRED SERVICE 924 00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,000 AT THE DARKEST TIME IN THEIR LIVES. 925 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,800 BECAUSE MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SPECTACLE OF THEMSELVES. 926 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,700 BECAUSE MAYBE THEY'D PREFER TO GRIEVE IN PRIVATE. 927 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,166 WHY ?! 928 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:29,967 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SUCH A SECRET ? 929 00:53:29,967 --> 00:53:32,166 IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 930 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,200 DAVE, PLEASE-- 931 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,900 YOU KNOW NOTHING ! 932 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:38,033 NOTHING ! 933 00:53:40,433 --> 00:53:43,834 YOU HAD A RESPONSIBILITY TO THIS FAMILY 934 00:53:43,834 --> 00:53:48,000 AND YOU RAN AWAY FROM IT AND YOU LEFT IT ALL FOR ME. 935 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,934 WHOA, DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU'RE NOT LIVING THE LIFE YOU WANT. 936 00:53:50,934 --> 00:53:53,400 THAT IS NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN. 937 00:53:56,367 --> 00:54:00,433 OKAY, FINE, JUST DO ME A FAVOR, OKAY ? 938 00:54:00,433 --> 00:54:02,867 YOU GOT OUT... 939 00:54:02,867 --> 00:54:05,033 STAY OUT. 940 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,500 EXCUSE ME, MR. FISHER, SIR ? 941 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,100 IF I COULD JUST GET A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. 942 00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,300 WHAT ? 943 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,767 I'M FROM CROEHNER SERVICE INTERNATIONAL. 944 00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:18,800 I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE ADVANTAGES 945 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,900 OF JOINING OUR FAMILY OF DEATH CARE FACILITIES. 946 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,367 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 947 00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:23,533 SIR, IF YOU'D JUST HEAR ME OUT-- 948 00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,300 WE'RE NOT SELLING, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 949 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:27,100 WE WOULDN'T CHANGE THE NAME OF THE BUSINESS. 950 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,133 AND OF COURSE, WE WOULD RETAIN YOU AS A SALARIED MANAGER. 951 00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:31,333 LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO HIT SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW 952 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:33,133 AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE YOU ! 953 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,433 I'LL CALL YA 954 00:54:40,433 --> 00:54:43,433 WHEN YOU'VE HAD SOME TIME TO RECOVER FROM YOUR LOSS. 955 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,700 YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY, YOU KNOW THAT ? 956 00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,800 ARE YOU KIDDING ? 957 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,567 IT WAS OVER IN A SECOND. 958 00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:53,800 I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF IT, 959 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,300 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 960 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,066 NO MORE BULLSHIT. 961 00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:58,567 NO MORE RESPONSIBILITY. 962 00:54:58,567 --> 00:55:00,333 AND NO MORE HAVING TO CARE. 963 00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,333 NO MORE BOREDOM ! 964 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,033 NO MORE WAITING TO DIE. 965 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:33,934 HI. 966 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,834 WELL, AFTER FOUR DAYS WITH MY FAMILY 967 00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:40,967 I'M READY FOR SHOCK THERAPY. 968 00:55:40,967 --> 00:55:44,367 I'M JUST WAITING TO SEE IF MY HMO COVERS IT. 969 00:55:46,433 --> 00:55:48,166 HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOU ? 970 00:55:48,166 --> 00:55:51,433 OH, IT'S GREAT, GREAT. 971 00:55:51,433 --> 00:55:54,300 MY FATHER'S DEAD, MY MOM'S A WHORE, 972 00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:55,567 MY BROTHER WANTS TO KILL ME, 973 00:55:55,567 --> 00:55:57,567 AND MY SISTER'S SMOKING CRACK, 974 00:55:57,567 --> 00:55:59,533 I THINK I WIN. 975 00:55:59,533 --> 00:56:02,200 FOUR DAYS AGO I WAS A RELATIVELY HAPPY GUY, 976 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,300 AND NOW, IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT GUY WAS. 977 00:56:12,033 --> 00:56:13,867 I'M A FUCKING MESS. 978 00:56:13,867 --> 00:56:16,266 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. 979 00:56:16,266 --> 00:56:18,800 BUT, I THINK YOU'RE ALREADY AWARE OF THAT. 980 00:56:24,233 --> 00:56:26,600 WELL, HERE'S MY NUMBER. 981 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,800 IF YOU EVER WANT TO, I DON'T KNOW, 982 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,500 GO OUT ON A REAL DATE ? 983 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,767 YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU BUY ME DINNER 984 00:56:33,767 --> 00:56:35,767 BEFORE I PUT OUT. 985 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,367 MAYBE I'M ONE OF THOSE WOMEN 986 00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:43,600 THAT MEETS A MAN WHO SEEMS EMOTIONALLY CONFLICTED, 987 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,333 NO RELATIONSHIP SKILLS AND I FIGURE, 988 00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,533 "HEY, THAT'S FOR ME." 989 00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:49,633 I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE, I LIVE IN SEATTLE. 990 00:56:49,633 --> 00:56:51,166 SEE, THAT JUST MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE. 991 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,000 REALLY ? 992 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,533 OH, YEAH. 993 00:56:53,533 --> 00:56:56,600 WELL, I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE A SERIAL RAPIST. 994 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,700 I'VE GOT 10 NURSES BURIED UNDER MY HOUSE. 995 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:02,433 NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME WET. 996 00:57:36,567 --> 00:57:38,867 WHOA, WHOA. 997 00:57:41,934 --> 00:57:45,100 I, I NEED... 998 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,266 I NEED... 999 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:03,266 IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 1000 00:58:59,834 --> 00:59:01,767 GOOD MORNING. 1001 00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,433 THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 1002 00:59:10,433 --> 00:59:14,233 YEAH, WELL, OF COURSE I'M HERE. 1003 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:23,600 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST ? 1004 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,100 OH, I'M GONNA GO FOR A RUN. 1005 00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:26,500 I'LL EAT WHEN I GET BACK. 1006 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,400 NATE ? 1007 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,834 YEP ? 1008 00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:31,333 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO SEATTLE 1009 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,200 RIGHT AWAY, DO YOU ? 1010 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,133 UH... 1011 00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:39,800 I GUESS NOT. 1012 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,266 I COULD MAKE A FEW CALLS. 1013 00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:43,533 THANK YOU. 1014 00:59:43,533 --> 00:59:45,633 YEAH, SURE. 1015 00:59:45,633 --> 00:59:48,333 JUST FOR A FEW DAYS. 1016 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,233 OKAY. 1017 01:00:35,934 --> 01:00:38,266 ♪ WAITING AT THE STATION ♪ 1018 01:00:41,934 --> 01:00:45,200 ♪ WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOVES ♪ 1019 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,166 ♪ WAITING ♪ 1020 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:56,467 ♪ AND IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪ 1021 01:00:58,700 --> 01:01:01,934 ♪ YOU KNOW I'M NOT HARD TO FIND ♪ 1022 01:01:04,133 --> 01:01:08,033 ♪ AND IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE ♪ 1023 01:01:08,033 --> 01:01:10,867 ♪ I'LL STILL BE WAITING ♪ 1024 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,133 ♪ WAITING WITH THE ORPHANS ♪ 1025 01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:23,867 ♪ WAITING FOR THE BEE STINGS ♪ 1026 01:01:26,734 --> 01:01:30,800 ♪ THEY TELL ME THAT SUCCESS BRINGS ♪ 1027 01:01:32,834 --> 01:01:36,266 ♪ WAITING IN THE HIGH FLIGHT ♪ 1028 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,834 ♪ WAITING THROUGH YOUR WHOLE LIFE ♪ 1029 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,467 ♪ JUST WAITING ♪ 1030 01:02:44,767 --> 01:02:45,767 lmjm