1 00:00:16,066 --> 00:00:18,867 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:21,834 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:52,367 ♪ HOW LUCKY CAN ONE GUY BE ♪ 4 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:55,800 ♪ I KISSED HER AND SHE KISSED ME ♪ 5 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,166 ♪ LIKE THE FELLA ONCE SAID... ♪ 6 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:00,367 YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT. 7 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:03,066 IT'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING. 8 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:05,233 BUT WE'VE BEEN CONDITIONED TO THINK 9 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:07,734 THAT THIS ISN'T FAIR SOMEHOW. 10 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:09,667 THAT THAT'S TAKING SOMETHING AWAY 11 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,567 FROM SOMEONE ELSE, RIGHT ? 12 00:02:11,567 --> 00:02:12,667 RIGHT. RIGHT. 13 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,000 WRONG. 14 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,333 THE BOUNTY OF THE UNIVERSE 15 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:18,533 IS WITHOUT LIMITS. 16 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:21,133 ( female ) WHAT EXACTLY IS BEAUTY VISION ANYWAY ? 17 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,233 OH, IT'S A PERSONALIZED 18 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:25,266 LIFE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM. 19 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:27,400 SOUNDS KINDA CULTY. 20 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,500 EVERYBODY WANTS A BETTER LIFE. 21 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,367 SHIT, TWO YEARS AGO, 22 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:33,433 I WAS LIVING OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR. 23 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,266 HE TOLD ME THE FIRST TIME WE WENT OUT 24 00:02:35,266 --> 00:02:36,834 HE WAS GOING TO MARRY ME. 25 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:38,900 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLY ROMANTIC 26 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,233 AND NOW I HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY. 27 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:44,300 ( male ) THAT'S WHAT BEAUTY VISION IS. 28 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:48,133 IT'S A WAY OF SEEING THE WORLD WITHOUT FEAR. 29 00:02:49,066 --> 00:02:51,734 NOW, THESE NEW TERRITORIES ARE GONNA SO FAST. 30 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:54,633 FRANCHISE FEE IS $45,000. 31 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,500 SIGN ME UP. 32 00:02:57,633 --> 00:03:00,033 ARE YOU REALLY READY FOR THIS ? 33 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:02,066 FUCK, YEAH. 34 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,967 WELL, WELCOME TO BEAUTY VISION. 35 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:14,500 ♪ ... MY HEAD KEEPS SPINNING... ♪ 36 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:19,700 YOUR HUSBAND IS GORGEOUS. 37 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,066 THANK YOU. 38 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:25,967 ♪... MY LIFE IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL... ♪ 39 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:28,900 HE SPENDS AN HOUR ON THE STAIRMASTER EVERY DAY. 40 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:31,467 JESUS... 41 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:33,900 IS THAT BLOOD, SHIT ! 42 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,166 ( male #2 ) HE MUST'VE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL ! 43 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,333 ( wife ) CHANDLER... CHANDLER ! 44 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,567 OH, MY GOD ! 45 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:44,400 ♪ ... IN THE HEAD... ♪ 46 00:03:48,934 --> 00:03:51,633 WAKE YOUR TIRED ASS UP, SLEEPY HEAD. 47 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:53,333 WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST ? 48 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:55,400 ME, STUPID. 49 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,667 NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE WIFE ? 50 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,200 NO, NO, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING, 51 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,734 I'M KINDA CURIOUS AS TO HOW THIS WORKS. 52 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:28,533 ( radio playing ) 53 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,500 NO BREAKFAST ? 54 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,734 WHY'D YOU LET ME SLEEP SO LATE ? 55 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,567 I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO WAKE YOU UP. 56 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:40,233 YOU LOOKED SO RELAXED, 57 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:42,166 WHICH I DON'T SEE THAT OFTEN. 58 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,000 TODAY'S THE READING OF DAD'S WILL. 59 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,467 YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT. 60 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,533 IT'LL ALL BE OVER REAL SOON. 61 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:50,433 THANK YOU FOR SLEEPING OVER. 62 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,567 YOU SNORE. 63 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:52,633 DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT. 64 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:57,433 WARNER YOU THINK I'D MISS A MEETING 65 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,600 OF GAY POLICE AND FIREMEN ? 66 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,900 YOU'LL LIKE THESE GUYS, THEY'RE COOL. 67 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,700 I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND SEVEN, 68 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,367 WE'LL GRAB A BITE TO EAT FIRST. 69 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,867 CALL ME BEFORE YOU HEAD OVER. 70 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:08,667 SO YOU CAN WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF IT ? 71 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:11,900 I NEVER KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK, KEITH. 72 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,834 THIS IS A BUSY TIME FOR US. 73 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:15,900 A LOT OF PEOPLE HOLD ON FOR ONE LAST CHRISTMAS 74 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,734 AND THEN, B'BYE. 75 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,333 I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHIATSU WAS MORE INTENSE THAN THIS. 76 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,367 OH, IT'LL GET THERE. 77 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,500 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT 78 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,500 WHERE YOU'RE WOUNDED. 79 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,900 WOUNDED ? 80 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,066 I GOT STABBED IN THE THIGH 81 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,100 WITH A BIC PEN ONCE. 82 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,467 I WASN'T SPEAKING LITERALLY. 83 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,700 AHH ! 84 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,800 OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE. 85 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,500 OLD, BUT, 86 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,600 RECENTLY REOPENED. 87 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT. 88 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,433 WELL, WE'RE ALL WOUNDED. 89 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:56,333 WE CARRY OUR WOUNDS AROUND WITH US THROUGHOUT LIFE 90 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,900 AND EVENTUALLY THEY KILL US. 91 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,133 THINGS HAPPEN THAT LEAVE A MARK IN SPACE, IN TIME. 92 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:04,633 IN US. 93 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,767 I'M SURE THIS IS ALL VERY DEEP AND PROFOUND, 94 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:13,900 BUT I GET ENOUGH DEPTH AT HOME. 95 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:20,367 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY HAVEN AWAY FROM ALL THAT. 96 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:26,700 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANYTHING. 97 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:47,000 'MORNING, DAVE. 98 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:51,367 AREN'T THOSE THE SAME CLOTHES YOU HAD ON YESTERDAY ? 99 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,000 EVERYTHING I OWN LOOKS ALIKE. 100 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,834 I SENSE YOU'RE NOT BEING COMPLETELY HONEST WITH ME, DAVE. 101 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,333 HAVE YOU CHANGED ANY SINCE YOU WERE 14 ? 102 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,400 HEY, I'M ALL FOR YOU GETTING LAID, BELIEVE ME. 103 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,867 ( door slamming ) 104 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,300 'MORNING. 105 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,900 GOTTA TRY THESE, THEY'RE HYDROPONIC. 106 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,233 GROWN IN WATER ? 107 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,967 I KNOW THE GUY WHO GROWS THEM, 108 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:24,633 HE'S A BIG SUPPLIER TO THE CO-OP. 109 00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:26,367 SO, MY PEACHES ARE NO GOOD. 110 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:27,934 WHAT ? 111 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:29,333 NO, THEY'RE FINE. 112 00:07:37,066 --> 00:07:39,000 MR. HICKEY WANTS US THERE ON TIME 113 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,767 FOR THE READING OF THE WILL. 114 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:42,800 WE SHOULD ALL GO IN THE SAME CAR. 115 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 GREAT, I HAVE TO MISS ANOTHER DAY OF SCHOOL ? 116 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,467 WHAT AM I, LIKE SOME POOR, KNOCKED UP, VICTORIAN WAIF 117 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,433 WHO HAS TO STAY HIDDEN FROM VIEW ? 118 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:51,266 FINE, GO TO SCHOOL. 119 00:07:51,266 --> 00:07:52,800 STAY OUT ALL NIGHT, 120 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,166 LIVE IN THE STREETS, SEE IF I CARE. 121 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,500 WAS SHE LIKE THIS WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP ? 122 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,000 NO, NOT REALLY, BUT, 123 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,333 SHE WAS WELL ON HER WAY. 124 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,533 'MORNING. 125 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:12,467 YOU'RE LOOKING QUITE SPIFFY IN THAT SUIT, DAVE. 126 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:13,834 THAT'S SO CLEVER, 127 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:15,734 YOU'RE TALKING LIKE THE COMPUTER IN THE MOVIE, 128 00:08:15,734 --> 00:08:17,033 WOW, YOU'RE FUNNY. 129 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:19,433 HEY, HAVE A HYDROPONIC RASPBERRY 130 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:21,166 GROWN BY A GUY NAMED GUNTHER 131 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,967 WHO ONCE SLEPT WITH STEVIE NICKS. 132 00:08:22,967 --> 00:08:23,767 EWW. 133 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:27,433 SO, DAVE, ARE YOU GONNA TELL US ABOUT HER ? 134 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:28,867 WHO ? 135 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:30,233 HE'S GOT A FRIEND. 136 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:32,166 HEY, ARE YOU AND JENNIFER BACK TOGETHER ? 137 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,300 NO. 138 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,433 HAVE YOU MET SOMEONE ELSE, DAVE ? 139 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,767 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 140 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,233 SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE YOUR POD ? 141 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,533 SHUT UP, ASSHOLE. 142 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:41,400 ( doorbell ) 143 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,300 THANK YOU, CLAIRE. 144 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,033 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, ANYWAY ? 145 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:51,000 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO SEATTLE ? 146 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,633 BECAUSE I WOULD MISS THE JOYFUL SENSE 147 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,467 OF BELONGING I GET HERE. 148 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:09,900 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF SERVICE HE'D WANT. 149 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,934 WELL, AT THIS SCALE, 150 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,900 IT DEPENDS ON WHO HE WAS, 151 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,166 AND HOW HE SAW HIMSELF. 152 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,500 THE STATEMENT THAT HE MADE WITH HIS LIFE. 153 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,333 HE WAS, LIKE, SO DYNAMIC. 154 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:27,767 HE HAD HIS OWN BUSINESS. 155 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,500 BEAUTY VISION ? 156 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,266 FROM THE INFOMERCIAL ? 157 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,500 CHANDLER INVENTED IT. 158 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,166 LARGE SCALE. 159 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:38,266 I'LL ARRANGE VIEWINGS FOR TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY. 160 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:41,000 INTERMENT AT CEDAR HILL, SERVICE FOR 200. 161 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,633 NOW, WE SHOULD CHOOSE AN APPROPRIATE RESTING VESSEL, 162 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:48,900 ONE THAT BEFITS A MAN OF HIS STATURE. 163 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,433 MAY I ASK WHAT KIND OF CAR YOUR HUSBAND PREFERRED ? 164 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,667 HE DRIVES A BMW. 165 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,533 DO YOU KNOW WHICH MODEL ? 166 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:13,000 THE BIGGEST, FASTEST ONE. 167 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,500 I RECOMMEND THE TITAN SERIES. 168 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,033 SOLID MAHOGANY, PAN FINISHED, 169 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,633 WITH BURWOOD ACCENTS, 170 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,200 THE SAME WOOD USED IN LUXURY AUTOMOBILE INTERIORS. 171 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,667 IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE. 172 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,800 $9,000... 173 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,767 IT'S MORE THAN JUST A CASKET, 174 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:33,200 IT'S A TRIBUTE, REALLY. 175 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,900 OKAY. 176 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,400 ARE WE FINISHED ? 177 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,433 A MAJOR CREDIT CARD TO GET US STARTED. 178 00:10:45,734 --> 00:10:47,100 HI. 179 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,200 ( male ) "I, NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER, 180 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,600 "A RESIDENT OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY, CALIFORNIA, 181 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,300 "DECLARE THIS TO BE MY LAST WILL 182 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,567 "AND REVOKE ALL FORMER WILLS AND CODICILS. 183 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,433 "FIRST, TO MY WIFE, RUTH. 184 00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:59,266 "I LEAVE ALL CASH, BANK ACCOUNTS, 185 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:01,066 STOCKS AND BONDS THAT ARE IN MY NAME." 186 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:03,133 THAT'S IN ADDITION TO THE LIFE INSURANCE. 187 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:05,700 "SECOND, I BEQUEATH THE COMPANY, 188 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,300 "FISHER & SONS FUNERAL HOME, 189 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,200 "AND ALL REAL PROPERTY AND BUSINESS INTEREST 190 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,934 "ATTACHED AS FOLLOWS-- 191 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:13,667 "50 PERCENT TO MY SON, DAVID JAMES FISHER, 192 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:17,700 AND 50 PERCENT TO MY SON, NATHANIEL SAMUEL FISHER Jr." 193 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:18,900 WHAT ?! 194 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:22,533 WHAT, WAS HE HIGH ? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT ? 195 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:31,033 ( Nate ) DAVID... ! 196 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,467 WOW, I GUESS I DON'T EVEN RATE. 197 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:36,300 NO, HE SET UP A TRUST FOR YOU. 198 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,500 DAVID ! 199 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,333 HEY, WAIT, DAVID ! 200 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,667 DAVID, DAVID, I DON'T WANT IT. 201 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,233 WELL, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CONTEMPLATE THE IRONY OF THAT. 202 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:49,166 ( Claire ) WHAT'S MY RECOURSE HERE ? 203 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,600 RECOURSE ? 204 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,500 YOUR ENTIRE COLLEGE EDUCATION IS PROVIDED FOR. 205 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,000 SO, I DON'T GET ANYTHING. 206 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,800 YOU GET EDUCATION, CLAIRE. 207 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,133 A PRIVILEGE THAT NOT EVERYONE GETS. 208 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:01,500 WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA GO TO COLLEGE ? 209 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,066 WELL, YOU NEED IT THESE DAYS. 210 00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:04,767 NOT JUST TO SUCCEED, BUT, TO SURVIVE. 211 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:08,100 OKAY, SPARE ME THE TOUGH LOVE RATIONALIZATION, 212 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,967 JUST BOTTOM LINE IT, PLEASE. 213 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,266 SHOULD YOU DECIDE NOT TO GO TO COLLEGE 214 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,900 THE MONEY WILL BECOME AVAILABLE TO YOU 215 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,500 WHEN YOU'RE 25. 216 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,834 SO, THIS IS LIKE BLACKMAIL FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. 217 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,900 ( Nate ) WHAT IN THE HELL WAS DAD THINKING ? 218 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,867 IS THIS SOME SICK JOKE ? 219 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,266 ( Ruth ) IT'S "FISHER AND SONS", 220 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,000 YOU'RE THE SONS. 221 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,533 ( Claire ) MOM GETS HALF A MILLION IN LIFE INSURANCE, 222 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,834 WHICH IS COMPLETELY FAIR, 223 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,500 BUT I HAVE THESE HUGE STRINGS ATTACHED ? 224 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,500 ( Ruth ) LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT WHAT'S FAIR. 225 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,300 MOM, YOU CAN HAVE MY HALF. 226 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,100 NO, YOUR FATHER KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING. 227 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,834 HE WANTED EVERYBODY HAPPY, AND WE WILL BE HAPPY. 228 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,934 I GUESS WHAT I WANT IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. 229 00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,433 DAVE, LISTEN, I THINK THIS IS ALL WRONG, 230 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,467 IT SHOULD BE YOURS. 231 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:46,700 OR YOURS AND MOMS. 232 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,633 I REALLY DON'T WANNA DISCUSS IT NOW. 233 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,834 MAYBE I'LL MOVE TO FLORIDA. 234 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,900 THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MOM, AND IT'S NOT HELPING. 235 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,500 ( Ruth ) YOU'RE ALL ADULTS, 236 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,166 AND CLAIRE WILL BE LEAVING NEXT YEAR. 237 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,633 ( Claire ) YEAH, TO JOIN THE MARINES ! 238 00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,533 I WANNA LEARN TO KILL, KILL, KILL ! 239 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,533 IS THAT MR. SWANSON ? HOW DOES HE LOOK ? 240 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:09,567 EASY. 241 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,500 HEAD SPLIT OPEN, SOME SCALP WORK. 242 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,934 HAIR EXTENSIONS TO COVER THE STITCHES, 243 00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:16,300 MAYBE. 244 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,467 YOU GUYS ARE IN MY WAY. 245 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,166 MRS. F. 246 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,967 UH, VANESSA JUST CALLED, 247 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,667 WE GOT A FRESH ONE AT BAY BREEZE. 248 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,400 YOU PICK IT UP, I'LL GET SWANSON STARTED. 249 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,900 NO CAN DO, I STILL GOTTA FINISH MRS. HUFFINGTON. 250 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,800 ( Dave ) FEDERICO, HER VIEWING IS AT 3:00. 251 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,900 ( Rico ) YEAH, WELL, SHE'S MAJORLY JAUNDICED. 252 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,934 WELL, JUST CRANK UP THE PINK SPOTS OVER HER CASKET. 253 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,900 DAVID, THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A BANANA. 254 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,266 I DON'T AIRBRUSH HER, THE FAMILY'S GONNA FREAK. 255 00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:41,600 YOU WANNA PUT HER OUT LIKE THAT, 256 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,667 THEN TAKE MY NAME OFF THE CERTIFICATE. 257 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,767 ( engine revving ) 258 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,100 NATE, I NEED YOU TO PICK UP A BODY 259 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,333 AT BAY BREEZE NURSING HOME. 260 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,867 UHH... 261 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,600 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW. 262 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,633 YOU PUT 'EM ON A GURNEY, PUT THE GURNEY IN THE CAR, 263 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,600 BRING IT HOME, 264 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,100 TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO THE BASEMENT, PUT 'EM IN THE FREEZER. 265 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,567 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT ? 266 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,300 YOU OWN HALF THE BUSINESS NOW, 267 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,233 START PULLING YOUR WEIGHT. 268 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,600 ( honking ) 269 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,066 "NEWSFLASH", OTHER PEOPLE EXIST ! 270 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,834 HEY, GIVE ME 20 MINUTES, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 271 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:19,967 THANKS. 272 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:26,500 SO, DID DAD EVER SAY ANYTHING TO YOU 273 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,667 THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY HE WOULD DO THIS ? 274 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,367 LIKE, "BY THE WAY, FEDERICO, 275 00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,266 I'VE LOST MY FUCKING MIND" ? 276 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,467 IT'S A GOOD BUSINESS. 277 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,867 STEADY. 278 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,900 I GUESS HE WAS STILL PISSED AT ME 279 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,900 FOR NOT GOING INTO IT, BUT, WHAT DOES HE THINK, 280 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,700 HE CAN FORCE ME ? 281 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,500 MAYBE HE WAS PISSED AT DAVE. 282 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:14,834 HEY... 283 00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:22,033 YOU WANNA GO TO A THING TONIGHT ? 284 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:25,500 I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A THING TONIGHT, GABRIEL. 285 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,533 COME ON, DON'T GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. 286 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,700 FAT CHANCE, IT'S LIKE I GOT A BIG SIGN ON MY HEAD 287 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,667 THAT SAYS, "FREAK WITH THE DEAD DAD" ! 288 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,734 AND LIKE ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SO TRAGIC EVEN KNEW HIM. 289 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,734 I MET YOUR DAD ONCE. 290 00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:38,967 REMEMBER, HE BURIED MY GRANDMOTHER ALICE. 291 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,567 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ? 292 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,166 WHAT, YOU THINK I'M A JERK ? 293 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,867 YES. 294 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,467 YOU KNOW YOU'RE DIFFERENT NOW. 295 00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,166 I CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS. 296 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,367 UH-HUH. 297 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,300 DON'T YOUR SCANKS NEED TO BE WALKED ? 298 00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:04,633 I WANNA SEE YOU. 299 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,133 MRS. FISHER ? 300 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,433 I'M MATTHEW GILARDI. 301 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,300 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT ? 302 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,500 DID DAVID MENTION ME BY ANY CHANCE ? 303 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,467 I DON'T THINK HE DID. 304 00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,834 WELL, I THOUGHT I'D DROP OFF THE DETAILS 305 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,467 OF OUR BUY-OUT OFFER SO YOU COULD LOOK IT OVER. 306 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,033 THE TERMS ARE QUITE GENEROUS. 307 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,500 ESPECIALLY THE STOCK OPTIONS. 308 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,200 WHO ARE YOU TO BUY US OUT ? 309 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,166 I NEVER SAW YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 310 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:53,066 I REPRESENT KRONER SERVICE INTERNATIONAL. 311 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,967 A CHAIN ? 312 00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:58,533 KRONER IS A FAMILY OF QUALITY DEATH CARE FACILITIES, 313 00:16:58,533 --> 00:17:00,066 MRS. FISHER. 314 00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:02,467 WE HAVE A 157 UNITS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, 315 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:04,800 AND WE'RE INVITING YOU TO BE 158. 316 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,533 YOU REALLY SHOULD DISCUSS THIS WITH YOUR SON, DAVID. 317 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:09,333 I HAVE TWO SONS. 318 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,667 REALLY ? 319 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,834 I WAS ONLY AWARE OF ONE. 320 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,367 I KNOW HOW MANY SONS I HAVE, MR. GILARDI. 321 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,433 YES, MA'AM. 322 00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,867 JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS, I'LL LET MYSELF OUT. 323 00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:28,934 ( door closing ) 324 00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:30,000 'MORNING. 325 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:36,033 HOW ARE YOU FOLKS TODAY ? 326 00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,033 DON'T EXPECT TO BE POPULAR. 327 00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,066 HEY, BABY. 328 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:42,000 NATE, LOOK AT YOU. 329 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,100 LOOK AT YOU. 330 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,667 FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS, 331 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,266 THIS ONE WANTS OUT ALREADY. 332 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,500 BUT HONEY, WE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM. 333 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,266 MY SISTER CAN'T PICK UP JULIO FROM PRE-SCHOOL. 334 00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:53,767 SHE GOT ANOTHER CALL-BACK FROM THAT CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL. 335 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:55,767 YOUR SISTER, WHAT ABOUT MY CAREER, HUH ? 336 00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,734 I CAN'T DO IT, NOT TODAY, 337 00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:59,400 DAVID'S HEAD WOULD EXPLODE. 338 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,533 NATE, YOU OUGHTA REMIND YOUR BROTHER 339 00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:02,967 HOW MANY CLIENTS I HAVE REFERRED 340 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:04,300 TO YOU GUYS FROM HERE, 341 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,233 AND TELL HIM TO CUT RICO SOME SLACK. 342 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,433 ( Spanish ) 343 00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:08,533 NO, NO, NO ! 344 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,300 ( Spanish ) 345 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,433 ... AND YOU WON'T ?! 346 00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,667 RICO, GO. 347 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,200 I'M THE NEW BOSS, RIGHT ? 348 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,867 OKAY. 349 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,567 I'M TELLING DAVE YOU SAID I COULD. 350 00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:25,567 YEAH. 351 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,667 YEAH. 352 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,233 I CAN DO THIS. 353 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,500 I JUST NEED SOME HELP GETTING HIM ONTO THE GURNEY. 354 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,567 YOU CAN TOUCH HIM IF YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE. 355 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,467 BELIEVE ME, HE WON'T MIND. 356 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,900 YOU ALRIGHT ? 357 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,667 PULL THE BED BACK, LINE IT UP WITH THE GURNEY. 358 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,767 ALRIGHT. 359 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,734 OKAY. 360 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,033 THAT GOOD ? 361 00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,967 YEAH, TAKE THIS OFF FOR A SECOND. 362 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,066 ALRIGHTY, GRAB HIS SHOULDERS. 363 00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,300 ON THREE. 364 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,600 READY ? 365 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,934 ONE, 366 00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:09,333 TWO, 367 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,467 THREE. 368 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:13,767 WHOA ! 369 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,233 ANGEL LUST. 370 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,266 DOES THAT HAPPEN A LOT ? 371 00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,900 UH, A FAIR AMOUNT. 372 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,867 YOU CAN BE DEAD, BUT YOU'RE NEVER REALLY DEAD. 373 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,166 ( groaning noises ) 374 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,734 ( phone ringing ) 375 00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:38,967 HELLO. 376 00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,500 SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 377 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,033 WE'VE SKIPPED WAY TOO MANY STEPS, 378 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,633 WE NEED TO HAVE A FIRST DATE. 379 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,000 OKAY. 380 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,166 I'M AT PINOT IN HOLLYWOOD, KNOW WHERE THAT IS ? 381 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,533 UH, YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW ? 382 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:49,900 YEAH. 383 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:53,233 I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'VE GOT A DEAD BODY IN THE CAR WITH ME. 384 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,900 WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND 385 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,767 WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THAT. 386 00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,934 C'MON, JUST A GLASS OF WINE, 15 MINUTES, 387 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,533 THE DEAD GUY WON'T MIND. 388 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,033 DO ME A FAVOR, KEEP IT OUT OF THE SUN. 389 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,867 I HAD FORGOTTEN, THEY MAKE NOISES. 390 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,867 THE AIR COMES OUT, IT'S LIKE... 391 00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,867 ( groaning ) 392 00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:16,000 NO ! 393 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,667 DAD KNEW I HATED THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP BUSINESS. 394 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,467 HE SHOULD RESPECT THAT. 395 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,934 WELL, POOR DAVE, I'D BE PISSED TOO. 396 00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,367 ALTHOUGH, HE DOES SEEM TO TAKE IT 397 00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,767 TO THIS EXTRA, OLD TESTAMENT LEVEL. 398 00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:31,233 SO, DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO SEATTLE ON SUNDAY ? 399 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,633 FUCK. 400 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,934 OKAY, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 401 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,333 TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. 402 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,367 LIKE THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE, 403 00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,900 AND WE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE YOU KNEW MY NAME. 404 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,667 YOU MEAN THE RECAP OF MAJOR LIFE EVENTS 405 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,700 TOLD IN A HUMOROUS AND SELF DEPRECATING WAY, 406 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,133 WHICH ALMOST ALWAYS GETS ME LAID ? 407 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:50,600 NO. 408 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,967 WHY NOT ? 409 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,133 I'M NOT THAT GUY WITH YOU. 410 00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,533 WHO ARE YOU ? 411 00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,000 I DON'T KNOW, SOMEBODY NEW. 412 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,200 IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR FATHER. 413 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,900 YOU WERE WITH ME AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE. 414 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,266 YOU FELT COMFORTABLE, 415 00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,567 YOU FELT REALLY ACCEPTED. 416 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,066 DO YOU ALWAYS ANALYZE GUYS ON THE FIRST DATE ? 417 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,500 ONLY IF THEY'RE INTERESTING. 418 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,233 OH, SO YOU THINK I'M INTERESTING. 419 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,600 YEAH ! 420 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,800 I DON'T MEET THAT MANY MEN WITH DEAD GUYS 421 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,967 WITH HARD-ONS IN THEIR CAR. 422 00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:33,934 ( sniffing ) 423 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,467 SO, WHEN MRS. SWANSON'S CREDIT CARD DIDN'T GO THROUGH, 424 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,133 I RAN A CREDIT CHECK 425 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,000 AND THEY WERE IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EARS. 426 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,333 WE HAVE A $3,200 TITAN CASKET BEING DELIVERED TOMORROW. 427 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,500 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE'S AN OFFER TO BUY US OUT ? 428 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,834 I'D KNOWN WHAT YOU AND DAD THOUGHT 429 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,433 OF KRONER SERVICE INTERNATIONAL. 430 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,600 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK. 431 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,133 NOT THAT IT MATTERS TO YOU. 432 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,066 AND NATE IS NOT YOUR ENEMY. 433 00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,800 HE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 434 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,266 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT ? 435 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,734 HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE DOING WHAT HE WANTS. 436 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,734 DAD MUST'VE REALLY HATED ME. 437 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:14,867 HUSH. 438 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,900 IT'S FISHER & SONS, THAT'S GOTTA CONTINUE. 439 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,333 AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE ANY KIDS. 440 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,333 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG ? 441 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,700 I STOPPED TO EAT. 442 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,266 I WISH YOU'D CALLED. 443 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,934 I THINK MR. SAUREZ KINDA SHIT HIMSELF. 444 00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:39,500 IS THAT NORMAL ? 445 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,800 YOU STOPPED TO EAT ? 446 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,767 DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE AT ALL ? 447 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,734 I HAVE A HUGE RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE. 448 00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,400 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THEY CAN TAKE A DUMP WHEN THEY'RE DEAD ! 449 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,867 WELL, THEY CAN, MAKE A NOTE ! 450 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,500 BOYS, I DON'T LIKE THIS BICKERING. 451 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,934 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOU SLEEPING WITH HAIRDRESSERS. 452 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,233 LOOK, DON'T TAKE THIS OUT ON MOM. 453 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,900 WHAT IS IT YOU WANNA SAY TO ME ? 454 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,734 WELL, THERE'S A BODY THAT SPENT OVER TWO HOURS 455 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:14,667 IN A VAN, UNREFRIDGERATED, 456 00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,266 DECOMPOSING AT A RATE MUCH FASTER 457 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:17,834 THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. 458 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,867 THANKS FOR MAKING MY LIFE JUST THAT MUCH MORE DIFFICULT. 459 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:21,767 THANKS FOR UNDERMINING MY AUTHORITY 460 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,200 WITH OUR EMPLOYEES, 461 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,066 AND THANKS FOR MAKING IT SO CLEAR TO ME 462 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,800 THAT MY CHOICE TO DEDICATE MYSELF 463 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,667 TO THIS BUSINESS AND TO THIS FAMILY 464 00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,066 WAS REALLY STUPID. 465 00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:31,934 BECAUSE, APPARENTLY I WOULD HAVE BEEN REWARDED 466 00:23:31,934 --> 00:23:33,934 JUST THE SAME FOR WASTING MY LIFE. 467 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,900 OH, MY LIFE IS A WASTE, FUCK YOU ! 468 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,133 AT LEAST I ENJOY IT. 469 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,266 YEAH, WELL, LUCKY YOU. 470 00:23:40,467 --> 00:23:43,000 DAVE, AT LEAST LET ME HELP. 471 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,633 YOU'VE HELPED ENOUGH ! 472 00:23:57,934 --> 00:24:00,834 THIS IS NOT FAIR THAT MY WHOLE LIFE 473 00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:02,734 IS BEING DECIDED BY OTHER PEOPLE. 474 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,900 HEY, COLLEGE IS PAID FOR, 475 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,233 THEY HAVE GREAT PARTIES. 476 00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,900 NO STUDENT LOANS TO PAY OFF. 477 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,066 I'M NOT EXACTLY A PARTY PERSON. 478 00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,934 BY THE WAY, THAT SHIT YOU GAVE ME 479 00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:15,233 THE NIGHT MY DAD DIED, IT REALLY FUCKED ME UP. 480 00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:17,633 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 481 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,467 YOU SHOULD BE. 482 00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:26,200 JUST, WHY IS COLLEGE LIKE, THE ONLY OPTION ? 483 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO. 484 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,266 I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE ME. 485 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:33,834 I'D JUST LIKE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS 486 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,266 BEFORE I GET COMPLETELY REPROGRAMMED. 487 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,700 NOBODY CAN REPROGRAM YOU. 488 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,333 YOU'RE THE MOST ORIGINAL GIRL IN THE SCHOOL. 489 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:44,300 LOOK AT THIS CAR THAT YOU DRIVE. 490 00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,767 THIS FACE THAT YOU DRIVE. 491 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:50,567 THANKS A LOT. 492 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:52,333 LIAR. 493 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,700 I'M SERIOUS. 494 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,433 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GUTS IT TAKES TO BE SOMEBODY LIKE YOU ? 495 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,100 YOU CAN TOUCH 'EM IF YOU WEAR ONE OF THESE. 496 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,900 BELIEVE ME, HE WON'T MIND. 497 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:16,433 HE WON'T CARE. 498 00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:23,867 WHO DO YOU GOT THERE, DAVID ? 499 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,367 WHO IS THAT ? 500 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:28,000 IT'S HIM ? THAT'S MR. BLOOMBERG ? 501 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,433 PUT HIM RIGHT DOWN NEXT HIM THERE. 502 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,934 OH, MY GOODNESS. 503 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,133 YOU'RE OKAY, DAVID. 504 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,400 ( footsteps ) 505 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,867 MOM WANTS TO SEE US. 506 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,767 I'M GOING ON A HIKE WITH SOMEONE. 507 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,367 OKAY. 508 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,266 OKAY ? 509 00:26:11,266 --> 00:26:13,500 I AM NOT ASKING YOUR PERMISSION, DAVID. 510 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,867 I AM YOUR MOTHER, HOW DARE YOU ! 511 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,166 YOU BOTH HAVE PRIVATE LIVES. 512 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:21,967 AND I KNOW IT. 513 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,767 WHY SHOULDN'T I ? 514 00:26:26,767 --> 00:26:27,567 YOU SHOULD. 515 00:26:29,333 --> 00:26:31,166 GO. 516 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:33,433 EXCUSE ME, I NEED HER TO MEET WITH MRS. SWANSON. 517 00:26:33,433 --> 00:26:36,200 IT'S FISHER & SONS. 518 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,633 WELL, THIS SUCKS. 519 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,800 I HAVE TO GO FIGHT FOR A HOLE IN THE GROUND 520 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,333 AT ROSEMONT CEMETERY 521 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,433 OR MR. AND MRS. SAUREZ WON'T BE BURIED TOGETHER. 522 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:49,767 THEY'LL BE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE GODDAMN FREEWAY. 523 00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,233 DAVE, 524 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,033 LISTEN... 525 00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:02,900 CAN I DO ANYTHING TO HELP ? 526 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:07,133 CAN YOU TELL ADELE SWANSON WE KNOW SHE'S BROKE 527 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,133 AND CAN'T AFFORD THE FUNERAL SHE ORDERED ? 528 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,500 CAN YOU DO THAT ? 529 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,967 I GUESS. 530 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,467 YES. 531 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,800 THE SWANSONS ARE CON ARTISTS. 532 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,033 THEY RAN A FRANCHISE PYRAMID SCHEME, 533 00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,867 THEY HAVE NO MONEY, AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA CON US TOO. 534 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,166 I MADE SOME NOTES, 535 00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:26,100 IN CASE YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH CREDIT REPORTS. 536 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:28,800 YOU KNOW, I WORK WITH VENDORS. 537 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,867 BIG ONES, NATIONAL ONES. 538 00:27:30,867 --> 00:27:33,500 I'M NOT A IDIOT, I CAN DO THIS. 539 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:38,734 THANK YOU. 540 00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:46,600 SHIT. 541 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,500 WHAT ? 542 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:04,300 DO YOU HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE TONIGHT ? 543 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,300 NOT REALLY. 544 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,533 THE OTHER MR. FISHER RECOMMENDED THE $9,000 COFFIN, 545 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:21,333 I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT. 546 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,867 I THINK CREMATION IS MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED. 547 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:26,000 AND, IT'S WITHIN RANGE, 548 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,934 GIVEN THE FINANCIAL SITUATION. 549 00:28:27,934 --> 00:28:29,567 CHANDLER CREATED BEAUTY VISION, 550 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:32,266 WE HAVE FRANCHISES IN 13 STATES, 551 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,000 AND THE NATION OF URUGUAY. 552 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,433 HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S BUSINESS ? 553 00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:39,233 'CAUSE HE'S BEEN RUNNING UP BAD DEBTS FOR SOME TIME. 554 00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:41,667 WE WERE ALWAYS MOVING, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS 555 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:43,767 BECAUSE HE WAS MAKING SO MUCH MONEY. 556 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:46,900 EACH PLACE WAS NICER THAN THE LAST. 557 00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:51,033 FORMER PARTNERS ARE SUING HIM, 558 00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,700 YOU HAVE SEVERAL CREDIT CARDS MAXED OUT, 559 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:57,533 RUN-INS WITH THE IRS DATING TO 1996, 560 00:28:57,533 --> 00:28:59,734 AND YALE UNIVERSITY WOULD LIKE HIM 561 00:28:59,734 --> 00:29:02,066 TO QUIT TELLING PEOPLE HE WENT THERE. 562 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:04,467 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 563 00:29:04,467 --> 00:29:07,300 I HAVE A BABY ! 564 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,533 I CAN'T GO BACK TO WAITRESSING. 565 00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:11,166 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME 566 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,233 THAT WE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A COFFIN ? 567 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:15,467 WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK ? 568 00:29:16,934 --> 00:29:19,033 MRS. SWANSON, I'M SITTING HERE THINKING, 569 00:29:19,033 --> 00:29:20,800 WHY DON'T YOU RENT IT ? 570 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,166 HOW MUCH WOULD THAT BE ? 571 00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,934 HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE ? 572 00:29:24,934 --> 00:29:28,233 I DON'T KNOW, MY ATM CARD'S NOT WORKING. 573 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,467 WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT. 574 00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:32,967 AND AFTERWARDS 575 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:35,600 WE'LL GIVE YOU HIS ASHES IN AN URN. 576 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,200 OH ! 577 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,600 YOU REALLY LOVED HIM, DIDN'T YOU ? 578 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,834 OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 579 00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:02,066 IT'S ALRIGHT, LET IT OUT. 580 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,100 I THINK IT'S GOOD YOU TOLD YOUR BOYS ABOUT ME. 581 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,867 ARE YOU KIDDING ? IT WAS INSANE. 582 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,300 I CERTAINLY DIDN'T CHOOSE TO DO IT, 583 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:23,333 IT JUST HAPPENED. 584 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,467 IT WAS BRAVE. 585 00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:26,000 IT WAS GUILT. 586 00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:31,000 I LOVE MY HUSBAND. 587 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,100 I KNOW YOU DO. 588 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:41,967 HIRAM, WHEN I THINK OF US NOW... 589 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,100 I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING THE WHOLE THING 590 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,967 ON SOME SEX CHANNEL ON CABLE TV. 591 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,900 IS THAT RIGHT ? 592 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:52,700 YES. 593 00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:57,033 AND THAT MY HUSBAND MIGHT BE WATCHING IT, TOO. 594 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:02,033 I WANT SOME CHANGES MADE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 595 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:05,300 I'M NOT ANSWERING DEAD CALLS ALL NIGHT LONG ANYMORE. 596 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:07,700 LET THEM HIRE SOMEBODY, OR, 597 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,367 SELL THE BUSINESS, OR WHATEVER. 598 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,834 I WANNA TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE, 599 00:31:14,834 --> 00:31:16,100 AWAY FROM ALL THIS. 600 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,033 NO. 601 00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,333 THEY'RE ADULTS. 602 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:21,300 THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. 603 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,567 I HAVE TWO PLANE TICKETS TO COSTA RICA, 604 00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:26,066 A WEEK FROM MONDAY. 605 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:27,533 SEPARATE ROOMS. 606 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,867 I WAS 19 WHEN I GOT MARRIED. 607 00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:35,400 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON MY OWN. 608 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,166 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW. 609 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,867 I'M SORRY. 610 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,033 YOU'RE A VERY KIND PERSON, AND, 611 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,934 YOU'VE BEEN GOOD TO ME. 612 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,500 I'M SORRY. 613 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,767 GOODBYE. 614 00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:21,166 ♪ ( country rock playing ) 615 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:24,100 GOOD CHOICE OF MUSIC. 616 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,734 IT'S FROM HIS CAR. 617 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:29,800 IT'S THE LAST CD HE EVER HEARD. 618 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,367 ( male ) ADELE SWANSON ! 619 00:32:35,367 --> 00:32:37,834 YOUR HUSBAND OWES ME $45,000. 620 00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,867 LISTEN, HE KEPT IT ALL FROM HER. 621 00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:41,500 NOW SHE'S BROKE WITH A BABY, 622 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,800 AND YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE HER ALONE. 623 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,367 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?! 624 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:46,433 I OWN THIS PLACE, GET THE HELL OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS. 625 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:47,800 YOU PEOPLE SUCK. 626 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,000 ( door slamming ) 627 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,066 WHAT WAS THAT ? 628 00:32:52,066 --> 00:32:54,633 SOME FREAK SWANSON OWED MONEY TO. 629 00:32:59,066 --> 00:33:02,567 NATE, I NOTICE MR. SWANSON IS IN THE TITAN CASKET. 630 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,767 YEAH, YEAH, BUT SHE'S GIVING IT BACK. 631 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,533 I MADE THE DEAL FOR CREMATION. 632 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:09,500 THEY CAN'T GIVE IT BACK, BY LAW, IT HAS TO BE BURNED WITH HIM. 633 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,700 YOU JUST COST US $9,000, YOU FUCKING MORON. 634 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,834 WHAT ? 635 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:14,266 ( doorbell ) 636 00:33:14,266 --> 00:33:16,667 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ? 637 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,633 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 638 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:25,200 JENNIFER. 639 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,667 I WAS IN BOCA RATON. 640 00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,734 MY MOM HAD TO HAVE HER HIP REPLACED. 641 00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:35,066 OH, DEAR, HOW IS SHE ? 642 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,633 SHE'S BETTER, THANKS. 643 00:33:36,633 --> 00:33:38,834 SO, I DIDN'T FIND OUT ABOUT MR. FISHER 644 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:40,367 'TIL YESTERDAY. 645 00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:42,967 I'M JUST HEARTBROKEN ABOUT IT. 646 00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,667 I'LL MISS HIM. 647 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,233 WELL, HE ADORED YOU. 648 00:33:49,734 --> 00:33:51,800 OH, DAVID, 649 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,000 I WON'T BE ANSWERING THE PHONES ANYMORE. 650 00:33:57,433 --> 00:33:59,233 UH, OKAY. 651 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:12,200 NOW EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY 652 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,867 HAS A NEW MEANING TO ME. 653 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,400 WE SHOULD GO. 654 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,000 LIKE YOUR NOSE. 655 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,233 C'MON. 656 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,567 AND YOUR LITTLE HANDS. 657 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,333 HANDS I GET. 658 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:28,834 AND YOUR TOES. 659 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,000 IT'S TICKLISH. 660 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,467 HERE, TRY THESE. 661 00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:34,300 YOU CAN PLAY WITH MINE. 662 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:37,400 YOU'RE RIGHT, NOW I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 663 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,200 SEE, IT'S PERFECT. 664 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,967 WOULD YOU, UM... 665 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,500 NAH, I'M EMBARRASSED. 666 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,433 WHAT ? 667 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,333 WOULD YOU RUB IT ? 668 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,767 OKAY. 669 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,233 YOU'RE MAKING MY TOE HARD. 670 00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:11,367 DO YOU WANT TO KISS IT ? 671 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:12,767 YOUR TOE ? 672 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,000 NO. 673 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,100 C'MON, I'LL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. 674 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:17,033 ANYTHING. 675 00:35:20,433 --> 00:35:23,400 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ? 676 00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:25,967 OH. 677 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,567 PLEASE. 678 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:43,867 UGH, YOU FILTHY, DEAD FUCK. 679 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,567 HEY, NATE. 680 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,900 KEITH. 681 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,900 I MET YOU AT YOUR DAD'S VIEWING. 682 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,934 OH, YEAH, DAVID'S RACQUETBALL PARTNER. 683 00:35:56,934 --> 00:35:59,934 YEAH, IS, UH, DAVID INSIDE ? 684 00:35:59,934 --> 00:36:03,567 NO, HE WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH HIS EX FIANCE. 685 00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:06,734 SHE MISSED DAD'S FUNERAL, AND THEY WERE PRETTY CLOSE. 686 00:36:06,734 --> 00:36:09,533 HEY, THAT'S COOL, I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 687 00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,433 I HAVE HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER IF YOU WANNA GIVE HIM A CALL. 688 00:36:11,433 --> 00:36:13,567 I ALREADY GAVE IT A SHOT, HE DIDN'T ANSWER. 689 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:16,033 HEY, IS DAVID ANY GOOD, 690 00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:18,533 AT RACQUETBALL, 'CAUSE, 691 00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:20,333 WE USED TO PLAY WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL 692 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,333 AND HE WAS PATHETIC, RUNNIN' INTO WALLS. 693 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,400 YEAH, I THINK YOU'D BE PRETTY SURPRISED 694 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,367 JUST HOW GOOD HE'S GOTTEN. 695 00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,667 WELL, I'LL TELL HIM YOU CAME BY. 696 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,100 THANKS. 697 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,533 DEAR GOD. 698 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,467 I NEED TO GET HIS WATCH. 699 00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:55,100 I NEED TO SELL IT FOR THE MONEY. 700 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,734 MY LIFE IS OVER. 701 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:01,800 THIS IS A HARD TIME, THE HARDEST. 702 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,033 IT WAS ALL A LIE. 703 00:37:04,033 --> 00:37:05,567 HE LEFT US WITH NOTHING 704 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,533 BECAUSE THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHING. 705 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,100 BASTARD ! 706 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,800 ( door closing ) 707 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,667 I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW OUR ENGAGEMENT PICTURES 708 00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,467 STILL ON YOUR MANTLE. 709 00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,900 WHY ? 710 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,867 MY FAMILY LOVED YOU, MY FATHER ESPECIALLY. 711 00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:44,300 HE LOVED YOU. 712 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:47,233 HE HAD A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT. 713 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,700 I'M DRUNK. 714 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,633 THEN I CAN ASK. 715 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,767 ARE YOU HAPPY ? 716 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,033 I'M STILL ME. 717 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,967 YOUR FATHER KNEW. 718 00:38:09,867 --> 00:38:12,066 WE HAD COFFEE ONCE AND HE TOLD ME 719 00:38:12,066 --> 00:38:14,700 HE UNDERSTOOD WHY WE COULDN'T BE TOGETHER. 720 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,533 HE SAID YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME 721 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,500 TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY, 722 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,233 YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT YOURSELF. 723 00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,934 HE WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 724 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,066 SO, DO YOU HAVE ANYONE NOW ? 725 00:38:34,066 --> 00:38:36,467 CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIM ? 726 00:38:36,467 --> 00:38:38,900 YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT MY FATHER. 727 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,367 YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM AT ALL, NOBODY DID. 728 00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:49,633 LET'S GET A ROOM AND FUCK OUR BRAINS OUT, 729 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,133 HOW ABOUT IT ? 730 00:38:51,133 --> 00:38:53,367 JESUS, DAVID. 731 00:39:03,734 --> 00:39:05,100 HI. 732 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,767 I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, SORRY I DIDN'T CALL YOU BACK. 733 00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:09,734 I HAD TO GO OUT TO COUNTY HOSPITAL. 734 00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:12,100 THE BODY'S STILL IN LONG BEACH. 735 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,133 THE AUTOPSY'S NOT EVEN FINISHED YET. 736 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:15,900 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 737 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,967 HOW WAS THE MEETING ? 738 00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:20,700 EVERYONE ASKED ABOUT YOU. 739 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,600 THEY WANNA MEET YOU. 740 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,767 I WANNA MEET THEM. 741 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,834 I'M A LITTLE DRUNK, 742 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,100 YOU MIGHT HAVE TO UNDRESS ME. 743 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,600 OKAY. 744 00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:36,133 RIGHT AFTER YOU STOP LYING TO ME. 745 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,133 UHH, BRENDA ? 746 00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:43,900 YES, NATE. 747 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,967 WHY IS MY NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR ASS ? 748 00:40:46,967 --> 00:40:49,266 IT'S NOT YOUR NAME. 749 00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:52,533 YES, IT IS. 750 00:40:53,734 --> 00:40:56,467 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON NAMED THAT. 751 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,967 NATE, IT'S A COINCIDENCE. 752 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:09,734 IT'S NOT YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW. 753 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:14,967 C'MON, WHAT, YOU THINK I'M SO ENAMORED WITH YOU 754 00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:17,700 I HAD YOUR NAME BURNED INTO MY FLESH ? 755 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,600 HOW COME I NEVER SAW IT BEFORE ? 756 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,100 WE'VE HAD SEX TWICE. 757 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:25,233 ONCE WITH OUR CLOTHES ON, 758 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:28,467 AND ONCE IN THE DARK AFTER THREE MARTINIS A PIECE. 759 00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,166 YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKED SOME GUY ENOUGH 760 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,734 TO HAVE HIS NAME BURNED INTO YOUR FLESH. 761 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:38,367 I WOULD HAVE DONE A LOT MORE THAN THAT FOR HIM. 762 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:03,633 ( snoring ) 763 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,433 IT'S ABOUT TIME, YOU FUCKING MORON. 764 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,700 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE ? 765 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,033 COULD YOU HELP ME OUT, YOU FUCKING MORON ? 766 00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:30,834 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CLIMB OUT ? 767 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:34,100 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, YOU FUCKING MORON. 768 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,500 YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 769 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,233 IT'S REALLY DEEP. 770 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:54,166 MIGHT AS WELL BE BLEEDING. 771 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,767 COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE DRAMATIC ? 772 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:01,433 OH, I COULD BE A LOT MORE DRAMATIC. 773 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:04,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ? 774 00:43:04,567 --> 00:43:08,500 DAVE AND I HAVE TO GO GET THE REGISTRATION 775 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,633 OUT OF THE WRECKED HEARSE. 776 00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:14,066 INSURANCE WON'T REPLACE WITHOUT IT. 777 00:43:15,133 --> 00:43:16,500 WHAT TIME ? 778 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,900 2:30, I THINK. 779 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,100 TAKE YOUR CELL PHONE. 780 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,033 OKAY. 781 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:25,233 PROMISE ME YOU WILL. 782 00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:27,600 ALRIGHT. 783 00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:40,000 OH, I DON'T FEEL LIKE CARBS THIS MORNING. 784 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,266 DO WE HAVE ANYMORE OF THOSE STEVIE NICKS RASPBERRIES ? 785 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,000 CLAIRE. 786 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,633 DO YOU HAVE AN EATING DISORDER ? 787 00:43:47,633 --> 00:43:51,400 WHAT ? NO, MOM, I WISH, BUT... 788 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,467 ARE YOU BEING HELPED ? 789 00:44:05,467 --> 00:44:07,467 YEAH... MY POP'S HERE. 790 00:44:07,467 --> 00:44:08,600 SAUREZ. 791 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,800 OF COURSE. 792 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,233 THAT'S THE TITAN SERIES. 793 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,767 IT'S QUITE BEAUTIFUL. 794 00:44:13,767 --> 00:44:15,000 GIVE ME A NUMBER. 795 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,600 $9,000. 796 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,467 YOU GUYS OUGHTA GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. 797 00:44:19,467 --> 00:44:21,600 YOUR BROTHER SAID THAT THIS WAS ON SPECIAL, 798 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,000 $4,500, AND THEN HE CAME DOWN TO $4,000. 799 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,867 SO, WHY DON'T WE START THERE ? 800 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,467 ( Rico ) THAT'S NOT LEGAL, RESELLING A COFFIN. 801 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:33,333 THERE ARE FLUIDS THAT SEEP. 802 00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:35,400 OKAY, AND MR. SWANSON, HE SEEPED. 803 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,400 WHAT DID YOU TELL MR. SAUREZ ? 804 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,767 HEY, HE WANTS A QUALITY COFFIN, 805 00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:40,233 WE HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE AVAILABLE. 806 00:44:40,233 --> 00:44:41,600 I DON'T AGREE WITH THIS AT ALL. 807 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,467 IT'S AGAINST MY BELIEFS. 808 00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:44,567 THANK YOU, FEDERICO. 809 00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:45,633 AND IT'S UNSANITARY. 810 00:44:45,633 --> 00:44:46,867 THEY'RE DEAD ! 811 00:44:46,867 --> 00:44:48,400 WHAT DISEASE CAN THEY POSSIBLY CATCH ?! 812 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,900 IT'S TOO LATE, NATE, IT'S A $9,000 RETAIL ITEM, 813 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,867 OUR COST IS $3,200, WE EAT THAT, 814 00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:54,500 PLUS WE LOSE THE PROFIT. 815 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:56,934 THERE'S A $6,000 MARK UP ?! 816 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:05,467 MR. SAUREZ, WE CANNOT LET YOU HAVE THAT CASKET. 817 00:45:05,467 --> 00:45:07,266 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 818 00:45:07,266 --> 00:45:09,300 WE CAN'T LEGALLY SELL IT TO YOU BECAUSE, 819 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:11,900 VERY BRIEFLY, IT WAS OCCUPIED BY ANOTHER PERSON. 820 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,000 $3,500. 821 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:13,900 SOLD ! 822 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,033 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 823 00:45:15,033 --> 00:45:16,467 DAVID, DON'T BE A FUCKIN' MORON. 824 00:45:16,467 --> 00:45:18,533 LOOK, FELLAS, LET'S SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE. 825 00:45:18,533 --> 00:45:21,033 BECAUSE I GOTTA GET A HAIRCUT BEFORE THE SERVICE. 826 00:45:21,033 --> 00:45:22,633 MY BROTHER HAS NO AUTHORIZATION-- 827 00:45:22,633 --> 00:45:24,934 MR. SAUREZ, IT'S A $9,000 PRODUCT, 828 00:45:24,934 --> 00:45:26,266 IT'S USED ONE NIGHT, 829 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:27,834 YOU'RE GETTING IT AT COST TO US. 830 00:45:27,834 --> 00:45:29,734 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO STIPULATE 831 00:45:29,734 --> 00:45:31,633 THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONDITION OF THE COFFIN ? 832 00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:32,934 SURE, WHATEVER. 833 00:45:32,934 --> 00:45:34,734 MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION ? 834 00:45:34,734 --> 00:45:36,667 YOU'VE CLOSED, OKAY ? 835 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:39,600 DON'T OVER-CLOSE, IT KILLS THE WORD OF MOUTH. 836 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:55,200 ♪ ( rock music playing ) 837 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:08,333 IS THAT THE BEST ANYBODY COULD COME UP WITH ? 838 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,266 "FATHER, HUSBAND, CAREGIVER" ? 839 00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:12,166 HOW WOULD YOU PREFER ? 840 00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,367 INTROVERT, SADIST, MIND-FUCKER ? 841 00:46:14,367 --> 00:46:16,467 ( Gilardi ) EXCUSE ME, MR. FISHER ? 842 00:46:16,467 --> 00:46:17,867 MATT GILARDI. 843 00:46:17,867 --> 00:46:19,767 KRONER SERVICE INTERNATIONAL ? 844 00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:22,667 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE NOW PART OWNER OF THE BUSINESS. 845 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,834 YOU ARE AWARE WE'VE MADE A VERY RICH BUY-OUT OFFER FOR YOUR UNIT. 846 00:46:27,834 --> 00:46:30,100 OKAY. 847 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,834 THIS A ONE-TIME OFFER. 848 00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:34,667 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 849 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,133 YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD OUT ? 850 00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:38,433 WE CONTROL SUPPLIERS NOW. 851 00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:40,200 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR CHEMICALS ? 852 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,166 HOW 'BOUT YOUR CASKETS AND LINERS ? 853 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:43,700 WHAT ABOUT THIS DIAZ KID ? 854 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,033 I MEAN, THIS GUY IS A TOP NOTCH RESTORATIVE ARTIST. 855 00:46:46,033 --> 00:46:49,133 ARE YOU THREATENING TO PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS ? 856 00:46:49,133 --> 00:46:51,066 WE LOOK AT IT AS A PARTNERSHIP. 857 00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:52,667 IN THE DEATH CARE INDUSTRY NOW, 858 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:54,900 IT'S CONSOLIDATE OR DIE. 859 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,934 DECIDE WHICH, NATE, AND GIVE ME A RING. 860 00:46:57,934 --> 00:47:00,166 'CAUSE WE WILL PUT THINGS IN MOTION, 861 00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:01,934 EITHER WAY. 862 00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:08,800 "WE'LL PUT THINGS IN MOTION EITHER WAY" ? 863 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,200 WHOO-HOO TOUGH GUY. 864 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,533 SHUT UP. 865 00:47:14,033 --> 00:47:15,767 ( attendant ) RIGHT IN HERE. 866 00:47:15,767 --> 00:47:17,767 SIGN THIS RIGHT HERE. 867 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,667 WELL, IT'S TOTALED. 868 00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:36,266 THE INSURANCE COMPANY WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 869 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,300 WHOA, FUCK ! 870 00:47:51,033 --> 00:47:52,934 THERE'S STILL BLOOD ON THE WHEEL. 871 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,166 OKAY, LET'S GO. 872 00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:10,567 JESUS, DON'T YOU FEEL ANYTHING ? 873 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:13,667 YEAH, I FEEL BETRAYED. 874 00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:16,500 ( phone ) 875 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,333 HELLO. 876 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,233 ( Brenda ) Meet me at the corner of Sunset and Gordon. 877 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,433 Now, it's important. 878 00:48:25,433 --> 00:48:27,867 WHAT ? 879 00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:29,200 Bring your brother. 880 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,166 Trust me, you need to do this. 881 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,266 I SPOKE TO GILARDI. 882 00:48:40,266 --> 00:48:41,900 AND ? 883 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:44,767 HE SAYS WE SELL OR THEY PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS. 884 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,133 FUCK. 885 00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,266 I THINK WE SHOULD SELL. 886 00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:55,900 AND ERASE EVERYTHING THIS FAMILY HAS MEANT FOR 50 YEARS ? 887 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,633 THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD THING. 888 00:49:08,734 --> 00:49:10,166 HEY. 889 00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,734 BRENDA. 890 00:49:11,734 --> 00:49:14,266 THIS IS MY BROTHER, DAVE. 891 00:49:14,266 --> 00:49:15,533 C'MON. 892 00:49:17,633 --> 00:49:20,000 C'MON, LET'S DO THIS. 893 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,600 THIS IS THE BUS. 894 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,533 WHAT BUS ? 895 00:49:34,533 --> 00:49:36,667 THE BUS. 896 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:42,800 BRENDA, THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 897 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,200 THIS IS FUCKED UP. 898 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,433 WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS ? 899 00:49:59,233 --> 00:50:01,233 HE'S... 900 00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,600 I NEVER... 901 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,533 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 902 00:51:27,533 --> 00:51:30,533 A DIVISION OF TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 903 00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:34,567 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER