1 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:15,709 ible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:19,834 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,250 ♪ I REMEMBER IT ALL VERY WELL LOOKING BACK ♪ 4 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,625 ♪ IT WAS THE SUMMER I TURNED 18 ♪ 5 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:56,084 ♪ WE LIVED IN A ONE-ROOM, RUNDOWN SHACK ♪ 6 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:58,542 ♪ ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF NEW ORLEANS ♪ 7 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,625 ♪ WE DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR FOOD ♪ 8 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,834 ( female ) SO, I WANT YOU TO MEET THIS GUY I'M GOING OUT WITH TONIGHT, 9 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,458 OKAY ? 10 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:09,542 HE'S KIND OF A DORK, BUT IN A SWEET WAY. 11 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,917 HE SEEMS REAL AT LEAST. 12 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:15,209 AND HE'S KINDA RICH I THINK. 13 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:16,083 KINDA. 14 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:18,250 OF COURSE, SO WAS KADEEM, 15 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:21,126 AND THAT WAS A FUCKING WASTE OF TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE. 16 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,291 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 17 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,875 I KNEW YOU NEVER LIKED KADEEM. 18 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,875 SO, I'M GONNA BRING THIS GUY HOME TO MEET YOU. 19 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,625 AND THIS TIME, 20 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:38,750 I SWEAR I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU THINK. 21 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:44,792 BECAUSE I AM ONE FUCKING HOT-SHIT BITCH 22 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:47,167 AND HE'D BE FUCKING LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 23 00:02:57,208 --> 00:03:00,417 ♪ SHE LOOKED AT OUR PITIFUL SHACK, THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME ♪ 24 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,792 OH... 25 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:10,000 OH, DOES THAT FEEL GOOD. 26 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:18,209 HEY, TITO ! 27 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:20,959 COME HANG WITH ME, OKAY ? 28 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:23,125 ( meowing ) 29 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:26,291 THANK YOU. 30 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,625 WHO'S MY LOVER ? 31 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,209 YES. 32 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,126 YES. 33 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:37,209 AREN'T YOU GLAD I RESCUED YOU ? 34 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:39,250 YOU BETTER BE FUCKING GLAD. 35 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,917 COST ME 800 BUCKS IN VET BILLS. 36 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,458 AT A TIME WHEN THINGS 37 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,417 WERE PARTICULARLY TIGHT FOR MOMMY, I MIGHT ADD. 38 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,042 ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS GUY TONIGHT, 39 00:03:51,042 --> 00:03:55,001 HE'S GOT A BIG FAT DICK AND HE FUCKS LIKE A JACKHAMMER. 40 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:01,125 THOSE NEVER LAST. 41 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:14,625 ♪ LORD FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I DO ♪ 42 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:17,291 ♪ BUT IF YOU WANT OUT, IT'S UP TO YOU ♪ 43 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,583 ♪ DON'T LET ME DOWN, YOUR MOMMA'S GONNA HELP YOU MOVE UPTOWN ♪ 44 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,084 xm( choir singing ) 45 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,291 ( singing ) 46 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:07,709 ( singing continues ) 47 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:16,042 DAVID, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE. 48 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:18,500 IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN SOMEONE COMES BACK TO THE FOLD. 49 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,126 OH, I'VE BEEN GOING TO CHURCH. 50 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:22,583 I WAS JUST GOING TO A DIFFERENT CHURCH. 51 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,208 REALLY, WHICH ONE ? 52 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:25,417 ST. STEPHEN'S ? 53 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,625 IN THE PALISADES ? 54 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,709 NO, ST. STEPHEN'S IN WEST HOLLYWOOD. 55 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:33,041 WELL, I HOPE YOU ALWAYS FEEL AS WELCOME HERE 56 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,875 AS YOU DID THERE. 57 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,458 THANKS. 58 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:38,042 YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER WAS A DEACON HERE 59 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,458 AND WE STILL HAVEN'T REPLACED HIM. 60 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,166 I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THIS CHURCH 61 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,042 TO LISTEN TO A YOUNGER VOICE. 62 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,417 IF YOU'RE AT ALL INTERESTED, 63 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,125 I COULD SUBMIT YOUR NAME TO THE BISHOP. 64 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:48,583 ME ? A DEACON ? 65 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,542 DAVID, TH'S WONDERFUL. 66 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,500 YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD. 67 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,375 WELL, SURE, I'D BE HONORED TO BE CONSIDERED. 68 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:58,417 RUTH, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP ? 69 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,291 I'M DOING OKAY, FATHER. 70 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,583 EACH DAY IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT EASIER. 71 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:04,042 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE HEARING. 72 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,834 WOW, WHAT A SMALL WORLD ! 73 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,375 DO YOU GO TO THIS CHURCH ? 74 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,167 I JUST JOINED, I WAS RAISED CATHOLIC, 75 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,625 SO, I LIKE THE WHOLE RITUAL PART OF IT. 76 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,542 OOH, YOU SMELL GOOD, WHAT IS THAT ? 77 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,208 WHO ARE YOU ? 78 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:20,000 OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER INTRODUCED MYSELF. 79 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,001 IT SEEMS LIKE WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER. 80 00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:24,542 I'M TRACY MONTROSE BLAIR. 81 00:06:24,542 --> 00:06:26,126 HI, I'M DAVID-- 82 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:27,709 FISHER, I KNOW, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 83 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:29,375 OKAY, WHY ? 84 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:32,084 BECAUSE MY UNCLE WALT WAS BURIED AT YOUR FUNERAL HOME. 85 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,166 OLD GUY ? 86 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:36,042 CANCER ? 87 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:38,250 HAD A TATTOO OF A ROULETTE WHEEL ON HIS BACK ? 88 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,709 OH, YES. 89 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,291 I HAVE A TATTOO. 90 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,417 A BUTTERFLY. 91 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:47,458 I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT REALLY AVAILABLE. 92 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,875 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ? 93 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,291 YES. 94 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,709 SERIOUS ? 95 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:53,792 WE'RE ENGAGED. 96 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,834 WELL... GOOD FOR YOU. 97 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:58,458 MOST MEN YOUR AGE 98 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,709 ARE SO COMMITMENT-FOBIC IT'S PATHETIC. 99 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:02,041 YES, MEN ARE PIGS. 100 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:03,667 OR THEY'RE GAY. 101 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:06,625 WELL, I'M CERTAINLY GLAD TO FIND OUT YOU'RE NOT GAY. 102 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,792 I HAVE TO GO, MY MOTHER'S WAITING. 103 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:12,458 ( Tracy ) BYE BYE ! 104 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:14,208 SHE SEEMS NICE. 105 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:17,084 SHE SEEMS NUTS. 106 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,792 HELLO ?! 107 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:32,000 ( female ) OUT HERE ! 108 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,084 HEY. 109 00:07:36,084 --> 00:07:37,625 THIS IS THE LIFE, HUH ? 110 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,083 APPARENTLY. 111 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,083 SO, HOW OFTEN DO MOMMY AND DADDY GO AWAY ? 112 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,625 OH, CONSTANTLY. 113 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:44,209 THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE 114 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:46,167 WITH VERY IMPORTANT PLACES TO GO. 115 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:49,291 LUCKY FOR THEM I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO. 116 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,875 HOW ARE YOU ? 117 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:53,209 I'M GOOD. 118 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:54,125 IT'S CHILLY TODAY, AREN'T YOU COLD ? 119 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,083 NOPE. 120 00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,750 JESUS, IT'S LIKE A HOT TUB IN HERE. 121 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,834 MOMMY AND DADDY KEEP IT THIS HOT ALL THE TIME. 122 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,125 EVEN IN SUMMER. 123 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:05,375 THEY'RE VERY WASTEFUL. 124 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:08,583 AH, THAT'S JUST WRONG. 125 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,875 ( Nate ) OH, MAN, YOU ARE... 126 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,625 WHAT ? 127 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,126 YOU'RE UNLIKE ANY WOMAN I'VE EVER MET. 128 00:08:24,126 --> 00:08:25,667 GOOD. 129 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:36,959 YOU SCARE ME A LITTLE. 130 00:08:36,959 --> 00:08:38,333 WHY ? 131 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,959 I DON'T KNOW. 132 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,042 IT'S JUST, UH... 133 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:47,083 SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. 134 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,875 ME ? 135 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:54,083 I AM AN OPEN BOOK. 136 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:11,375 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR FRIENDS HOME. 137 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,125 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN YEARS. 138 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,084 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 139 00:09:15,084 --> 00:09:16,458 YOU SAID YOU'D BE GONE THROUGH THE WEEKEND. 140 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,084 YES, IT'S SUNDAY. 141 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:19,500 IT'S THE END OF THE WEEKEND. 142 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,709 NATE, THESE ARE MY PARENTS, 143 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:26,126 MARGARET AND BERNARD CHENOWITH. 144 00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:28,500 MARGARET AND BERNARD, THIS IS NATE FISHER, 145 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,000 THE MAN I AM HAVING SEX WITH. 146 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,834 HELLO. 147 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:37,167 BRENDA HAS TOLD US ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU. 148 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:40,167 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M NOT SURPRISED. 149 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,625 I'M NOT SURE THERE'S THAT MUCH TO TELL. 150 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,209 OH, DON'T BE SO MODEST. 151 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:46,083 NATE'S STUDYING FOR HIS FUNERAL DIRECTORS' LICENSE. 152 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:49,084 WELL, NATE, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL US ALL ABOUT THAT. 153 00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:51,084 WILL YOU STAY FOR LUNCH ? 154 00:09:51,084 --> 00:09:52,542 AT LEAST A DRINK OR TWO ? 155 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,417 I'D LIKE TO, BUT-- 156 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:57,834 I REALLY HAVE TO STUDY. 157 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,667 WELL THEN, 158 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,709 YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN US FOR DINNER SOMETIME. 159 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:05,917 AH... 160 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:08,126 SOUNDS GREAT. 161 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,125 ( Nate ) GREAT ! 162 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:18,166 OKAY, MRS. FISHER. 163 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,750 I ASKED YOU HERE TODAY SO WE COULD 164 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:25,041 TALK ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CLAIRE. 165 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,042 I TOLD HER IT WASN'T MY IDEA. 166 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,083 NO. 167 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:31,042 CLAIRE FEELS THAT BEING THE YOUNGEST CHILD, 168 00:10:31,042 --> 00:10:33,542 PERHAPS SHE MIGHT'VE MISSED OUT 169 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,167 ON A TIME WHEN THE FAMILY WAS HAPPIER. 170 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,000 NO, YOU SAID THAT, I TOLD YOU, 171 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,792 I DON'T THINK THERE WAS A TIME THIS FAMILY WAS EVER HAPPY. 172 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,166 THAT IS NOT TRUE. 173 00:10:42,166 --> 00:10:44,625 THERE WAS LOTS OF HAPPINESS 174 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,209 WHEN THE BOYS WERE YOUNG. 175 00:10:46,209 --> 00:10:48,333 WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, CLAIRE. 176 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:51,000 YOU WERE A VERY HAPPY LITTLE GIRL, AND YOU KNOW IT. 177 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,126 THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS TOO YOUNG TO REALIZE WHAT FREAKS WE WERE. 178 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:56,375 WHY WOULD YOU COME INTO THIS MAN'S OFFICE 179 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,209 AND TELL HIM WE WERE NEVER HAPPY ? 180 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,625 I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE I GREW UP IN A HOUSE 181 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,041 THAT WAS USUALLY FILLED WITH TOTAL STRANGERS 182 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,625 WHO WERE CRYING ALL THE TIME ? 183 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,000 OH, BOO HOO. 184 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,126 I GREW UP IN A TWO-ROOM APARTMENT OVER A BARBER SHOP. 185 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,959 AND I SPENT MY TEEN-AGE YEARS TAKING CARE OF MY GRANDMOTHER 186 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:12,084 AFTER ONE OF AND THEN BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE AMPUTATED. 187 00:11:12,084 --> 00:11:13,041 LIFE'S HARD ! 188 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,291 MRS. FISHER-- 189 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,084 YOU HAD A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU DIDN'T GO HUNGRY. 190 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:17,166 SHE GETS UP ON THIS CROSS, 191 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,041 AND THEN THERE'S JUST NO TALKING TO HER. 192 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:21,083 YOU DID NOT HAVE TO GO BEGGING FOR FOOD 193 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,792 ON THE STREETS OF CALCUTTA. 194 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,500 BECAUSE I WASN'T DROPPED IN A DUMPSTER SOMEWHERE, 195 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,375 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WANT THINGS TO BE BETTER ? 196 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,709 THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS GOOD 197 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,583 FOR YOU TWO TO TALK LIKE THIS. 198 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:33,375 THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY THINGS YOU NEED TO SAY. 199 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,834 SO, WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AND GET ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES ? 200 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:39,126 I PREFER THE NOT TALKING THING. 201 00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:41,417 I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY TO HAVE MORE OF A DIALOGUE. 202 00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:44,959 MAKE TIME FOR IT, SCHEDULE IT. 203 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:47,333 REMEMBER, ANY RELATIONSHIP IS WORK. 204 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,417 OKAY, EXCELLENT SESSION. 205 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,917 THAT'S IT ? 206 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:56,917 THAT'S UP TO YOU, ISN'T IT ? 207 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,250 HE DOES THIS FOR LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS. 208 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:07,208 SHE SHOULD LOOK SPECTACULAR. 209 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,750 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. 210 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,667 WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT SHE LOOKS HER BEST. 211 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:16,375 SHE WAS THE REAL DEAL, YOU KNOW ? 212 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,667 SHE WAS A STAR. 213 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:22,667 AND I CAN ASSURE YOU WE WILL GIVE HER A FUNERAL 214 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,500 THAT BEFITS THE STAR THAT SHE WAS 215 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,291 AND ALWAYS WILL BE. 216 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,209 YOU KNOW WHO SHE WAS ? 217 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:29,375 ABSOLUTELY. 218 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,792 AND I'M A BIG FAN OF HERS. 219 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:37,208 HEY, RICO. 220 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:40,209 HOLY MOLY. 221 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:42,583 FEEL THEM, THEY'RE REALLY HARD. 222 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,167 NO THANKS. 223 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,375 LIKE A ROCK. 224 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:48,041 SEE HOW THEY'RE ALL COCKEYED ? 225 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,875 THEY GOT THIS LOW-CUT FLIMSY THING THEY WANT HER IN 226 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,042 AND THEY SAID ABSOLUTELY NO BRA. 227 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,542 SHIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK I'M GONNA DO. 228 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,959 MAYBE I COULD LIKE, TAPE 'EM TOGETHER SOMEHOW. 229 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,583 YOU KNOW WHERE THIS STUFF GOES ? 230 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,625 I PUT IT IN THE WRONG PLACE DAVID'LL BITCH AT ME FOR A WEEK. 231 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,917 TOP LEFT, ABOVE THE PURPLE STUFF. 232 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,208 WELL, BOYS, 233 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,417 THIS JUST MIGHT BE OUR HIGHEST-PROFIT-MARGIN FUNERAL THIS YEAR. 234 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:10,625 SHE'S RICH, HUH ? 235 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,209 THE GUY WHO'S PAYING FOR IT IS. 236 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,167 SHE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR TO ME. 237 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,126 SHE'S AN ACTRESS. 238 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,333 VIVECA ST. JOHN. 239 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,042 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 240 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,667 THAT'S HER ? 241 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,250 APPARENTLY SHE WAS QUITE TALENTED. 242 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,001 SHE WAS A PORNO STAR. 243 00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:25,667 WHAT ? 244 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,959 DAVID, SHE WAS HUGE, LIKE BACK IN THE MID-TO-LATE 80s. 245 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,667 OH, COME ON, YOU NEVER SAW ANY OF HER VIDEOS ? 246 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,209 NO, NATE, I MISSED THOSE. 247 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:32,834 THIS CHICK FUCKED A SNAKE. 248 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,167 THIS CHICK FUCKED LIKE 30 GUYS AT ONE TIME. 249 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,875 I SAW THAT, I SAW THAT ! 250 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,001 MY COUSIN RAMONE SHOWED ME WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 251 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,001 ON THE DIVING BOARD, OKAY ? 252 00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:42,291 THEY WERE LIKE WRAPPED AROUND THE POOL. 253 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:43,917 DID YOU SEE THE ONE WHERE THE GUY'S 254 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,417 RIDING THIS MOTORCYCLE THAT SHE'S STRAPPED TO 255 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,250 SO HE'S FUCKING HER WHEN HE'S RIDING AROUND IN CIRCLES ? 256 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,542 HOLY SHIT ! 257 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:49,625 NATE. 258 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,209 COULD I SPEAK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE ? 259 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,041 DAMNIT, NATE. 260 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,001 THE WOMAN ON THAT TABLE IS JUST AS DESERVING OF DIGNITY 261 00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:06,667 AS ANYONE ELSE WE PREPARE. 262 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,208 AND FEDERICO IS AN EMPLOYEE. 263 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,458 IT'S UP TO YOU AND ME TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR HIM, ALRIGHT ? 264 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,834 ALRIGHT, I'M SORRY. 265 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,167 SHOW SOME RESPECT. 266 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,417 THESE ARE HUMAN LIVES WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 267 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,792 THESE ARE NOT ORGANIC BLACKBERRIES 268 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,166 OR GRANOLA IN BULK. 269 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,875 I SAID I'M SORRY. 270 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,125 I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE SORRY. 271 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,625 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT WHAT WE DO HERE IS SERIOUS. 272 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,083 BECAUSE IT REALLY SUCKS FOR ME 273 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,041 ALWAYS HAVING TO BE THE SPOILSPORT. 274 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,208 OKAY. 275 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,166 THANK YOU. 276 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,084 ( phone ) 277 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,166 HELLO ? 278 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,209 Nate, Bernard Chenowith. 279 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:44,291 HI. 280 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,001 MARGARET AND I WERE WONDERING IF YOU WOULD 281 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,126 JOIN US FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 282 00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:50,083 TELL HIM WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 283 00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,709 YOU HEAR THAT ? 284 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,291 Actually I have a lot of studying to do for this exam-- 285 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,126 NATE... 286 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:59,250 WE'D REALLY LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET A SENSE OF WHO YOU ARE 287 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,917 and I'm sure you're curious about us as well, right ? 288 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,417 Good. 289 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,291 SHALL WE SAY SEVEN-ISH ? 290 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,291 CAN I BRING ANYTHING ? 291 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,417 HELLO ? 292 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,792 ( loud video game noises ) 293 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,500 SUCK ON THAT, YOU UGLY FUCK. 294 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,125 HI. 295 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,917 THERE'S THIS THING CALLED KNOCKING. 296 00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,417 IT'S LIKE PROTECTED IN THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 297 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,166 I RENTED SOME VIDEOS. 298 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,667 I THOUGHT YOU AND I COULD WATCH THEM TONIGHT. 299 00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,250 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL 300 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,375 YOU AND I USED TO GO TO THE MOVIES EVERY MONDAY NIGHT ? 301 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:49,167 REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD ? 302 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:52,333 I REMEMBER SEEING A LOT OF REALLY BAD MOVIES. 303 00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:57,667 WHAT'D YOU GET ? 304 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,959 "RUNAWAY BRIDE" 305 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,667 AND "THE NUTTY PROFESSOR". 306 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,834 COOL. 307 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:13,209 Oz didn't make you a bitch. 308 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:15,667 You were born one. 309 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,000 ( laughing ) 310 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,458 IT'D BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS TOO. 311 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,084 DAD WAS A DEACON THERE. 312 00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:29,458 IT'S A BIG CONGREGATION, PEOPLE DIE. 313 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,875 THEIR FAMILIES DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO 314 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,250 AND THE CHURCH SENDS THEM OUR WAY. 315 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,959 THEY KNOW YOU'RE GAY ? 316 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,166 I THINK FATHER JACK HAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 317 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,083 YOU THINK HE LIKES YOU ? 318 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,583 KEITH. 319 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,333 DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE GOING TO CHURCH WITH ME ANYMORE ? 320 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,375 WELL, IF THEY MAKE ME A DEACON, 321 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,042 I'D HAVE TO GO THERE ALL THE TIME, YEAH. 322 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,917 I'M SORRY, I KNOW, 323 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,167 SUNDAYS HAVE SORT OF BEEN OUR DAY. 324 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,083 I THINK IT'S GREAT. 325 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,166 I REALLY DO. 326 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,001 ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU 327 00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:13,458 IS THE FACT THAT YOUR RELIGION MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU. 328 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,792 BESIDES I THINK IT COULD BE KIND OF HOT, YOU KNOW ? 329 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,125 DATING A MAN OF THE CLOTH ? 330 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,126 BUT I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 331 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,834 WHAT IS IT, MY SON ? 332 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:30,209 YOU KNOW THE GAY FIREMEN AND POLICE OFFICERS CLUB 333 00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:31,250 I BELONG TO ? 334 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,583 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY IN LAGUNA THIS WEEKEND. 335 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,458 I WANT YOU TO BE MY DATE. 336 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,458 YOUR DATE, WILL I GET A CORSAGE ? 337 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,083 I WANT YOU TO START MEETING SOME OF MY FRIENDS, DAVID. 338 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:43,126 I'D LIKE THAT. 339 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,001 OH. 340 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,125 FORGIVE ME, FATHER. 341 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,041 FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN. 342 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,458 ( flatulating on tv ) 343 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,375 ( laughing ) 344 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,792 THIS IS AN ENTIRE MOVIE ABOUT EXPELLING GAS. 345 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,458 I THINK THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LIKE IT. 346 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,667 I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS. 347 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,583 GOOD, 'CAUSE NEITHER DO I. 348 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,291 CLAIRE, LOOK... 349 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,125 I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M OLD AND STUPID. 350 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,208 NO, MOM, I DON'T. 351 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,959 BUT I LOVE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS I EVER DID. 352 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,709 AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU 353 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,375 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP. 354 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,000 I DON'T NEED HELP. 355 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,417 WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE I'M IN THE TRENCHCOAT MAFIA ? 356 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,125 YOU STOLE A FOOT. 357 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,458 A HUMAN FOOT ! 358 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,542 OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ? 359 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,000 BECAUSE SOME GUY WHO TOTALLY SCAMMED ME INTO HAVING SEX WITH HIM 360 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,500 BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT ME, 361 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,917 HE TOLD THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THAT I SUCKED HIS TOES. 362 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,458 AND THEN WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT, 363 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,083 HE SHOWED ENTIRELY NO REMORSE. 364 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,792 SO, I SAW NATE DROP THE FOOT ON THE FLOOR 365 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,083 I JUST GRABBED IT, JUST TO GET BACK AT THAT ASSHOLE, OKAY ? 366 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,417 IT WASN'T PREMEDITATED, I'M NOT JEFFREY DAHMER. 367 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,667 I DON'T GET OFF ON HACKED-UP BODY PARTS. 368 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,209 YOU'RE HAVING SEX ? 369 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,959 NO. 370 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,291 JESUS. 371 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,250 NO, I'M SORRY, I CANNOT HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 372 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,084 AND I'M REALLY SORRY, 373 00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:19,500 BUT I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GONNA HAVE ONE OF THESE 374 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,291 LIKE TOUCHY-FEELY MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS 375 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:23,208 LIKE YOU SEE ON TV AND IN THE MOVIES 376 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,709 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY DON'T EXIST ! 377 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,125 AH, HERE'S OUR GUEST, 378 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,917 AND HE BROUGHT US A BOTTLE OF LOUIS JADOT PINOT NOIR. 379 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:41,917 1997, NO LESS. 380 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,125 OKAY, 381 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,041 A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS WINE. 382 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:47,125 I'M LIKING YOU MORE AND MORE, NATE. 383 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,250 WELL, I WORKED AT A FOOD CO-OP IN SEATTLE FOR A LONG TIME. 384 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,126 LEARNED A LITTLE BIT. 385 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:55,167 A CO-OP, SO THERE'S A LITTLE HIPPY IN THERE, HUH ? 386 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,291 THAT MAKES SENSE. 387 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,125 BRENDA WOULD FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE. 388 00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:01,250 SHE LIKES TO THINK OF HERSELF AS BEING WILDLY COUNTER-CULTURAL. 389 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,125 I THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY JUST JEALOUS OF THE FACT 390 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,126 THAT BERN AND I REALLY WERE HIPPIES... 391 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,209 BRIEFLY. 392 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,417 CAN I OFFER YOU A DRINK ? 393 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,125 SURE, DO YOU HAVE ANY BEER ? 394 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:15,375 NO, WE HAVE VODKA, SCOTCH, BOURBON. 395 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,083 I'LL HAVE A LITTLE BOURBON. 396 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,750 MANLY, BUT NOT ELITIST. 397 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,375 JUST HER TYPE. 398 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,041 DOWN, GIRL. 399 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,917 SO, WHERE IS BRENDA ? 400 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:28,000 BRENDA. 401 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,166 OH, BRENDA'S NOT COMING TONIGHT. 402 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,166 REALLY ? 403 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,458 WELL, SHE FELT, AND I REALLY HAVE TO AGREE WITH HER 404 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,417 THAT WE'D HAVE A MUCH BETTER CHANCE 405 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:43,417 OF GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER IF SHE WEREN'T HERE. 406 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:47,042 SHE DOES TEND TO TAKE CENTER STAGE, SO TO SPEAK. 407 00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,250 HUH. 408 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,750 I KIND OF WISH SOMEBODY THOUGHT TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS. 409 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,209 I'M SORRY, I ASSUMED SHE DID. 410 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,167 THERE YOU ARE. 411 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,542 ( male ) DAVID WAS RAISED IN THIS CHURCH. 412 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,083 HE WAS CHRISTENED AND CONFIRMED HERE. 413 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,792 HE SERVED AS AN ALTER BOY. 414 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:14,500 AND HE WAS PRESIDENT OF THE YOUTH MINISTRY IN HIGH SCHOOL. 415 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,042 HOW OLD ARE YOU, DAVID ? 416 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,208 I'M 31. 417 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,001 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ? 418 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:23,084 I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. 419 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:24,250 AH... 420 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,417 HIS FATHER SERVED AS A DEACON FOR OVER A DECADE. 421 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,042 HE JUST RECENTLY PASSED AWAY. 422 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:32,625 SO, YOU SEE THIS AS A SORT OF PASSING THE TORCH. 423 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,458 NO, SIR, I SEE IT AS A CHANCE TO SERVE GOD. 424 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,250 WELL, 425 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,084 I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 426 00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:41,917 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 427 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:45,917 BEING A DEACON IS MORE THAN JUST HAVING ACCESS 428 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,208 TO THE CHURCH MAILING LIST 429 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,333 AND PASSING OUT YOUR BUSINESS CARDS AFTER MASS. 430 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:56,167 SIR, I WON'T DENY THAT I RUN A BUSINESS PROVIDING SERVICE 431 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,959 TO PEOPLE IN TIMES OF NEED. 432 00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:01,291 BUT I WOULD NEVER EXPLOIT MY RELATIONSHIP TO THE CHURCH 433 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,333 FOR MARKETING PURPOSES. 434 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,667 FRANKLY, I WOULD CONSIDER THAT TO BE A PRETTY GRAVE SIN. 435 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:09,041 NO PUN INTENDED. 436 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,750 ST. BARTHOLOMEW IS AN OLD CHURCH, 437 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,583 A CONSERVATIVE CHURCH. 438 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,375 CHURCH THAT DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE ITS BOAT ROCKED. 439 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,709 WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY I FEEL DAVID IS A GOOD CANDIDATE. 440 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:24,583 HOW MANY MEN HIS AGE HAVE VALUES AS STRONG AS HIS ? 441 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,250 I THINK HE WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT ROLE MODEL. 442 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:30,208 ARE YOU MARRIED ? 443 00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:34,126 NO, SIR, I WAS ENGAGED, BRIEFLY. 444 00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:41,917 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF 445 00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:44,000 BEFORE I CONSIDER THIS ? 446 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,209 NO, SIR. 447 00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:51,583 IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIFIC ABOUT ME THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ASK ? 448 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:53,041 NO. 449 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,041 I'LL LET YOU KNOW MY DECISION IN A FEW DAYS. 450 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,126 YOU IMPRESSED HIM. 451 00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:08,417 YOU THINK ? 452 00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:09,750 YES. 453 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,209 OH, BY THE WAY, ONE OF OUR PARISHIONERS 454 00:23:12,209 --> 00:23:13,875 RECENTLY LOST HER FATHER TO LIVER CANCER, 455 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,126 SHARON MURDOCH. 456 00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:17,417 I GAVE HER YOUR NAME, YOU MAY BE GETTING A CALL. 457 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:19,083 THANK YOU. 458 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:25,126 AGAIN WITH THE NOT KNOCKING. 459 00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:27,041 PACK SOME THINGS, WE'RE GOING TO SAN BERNARDINO. 460 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,250 WHAT ? 461 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,917 WE'RE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY COUSIN HANNAH'S. 462 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,166 MOM, I'M DOING HOMEWORK. 463 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:34,042 WELL, STOP. 464 00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,458 I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. 465 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,000 I'LL WRITE A NOTE ! 466 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,333 ( door slamming ) 467 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:44,041 ( Margaret ) YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME 468 00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:46,750 SINCE BRENDA'S WANTED US TO MEET ANY OF THE MEN IN HER LIFE. 469 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,084 ( Bernard ) WHAT WAS THAT LAST ONE, CHIROPRACTOR ? 470 00:23:49,084 --> 00:23:50,458 HE WAS A ROLFER. 471 00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:52,000 HE WAS AN IDIOT. 472 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,001 WELL, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, 473 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:56,167 I'M NOT SURE BRENDA EVER MEANT FOR US TO MEET. 474 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,083 I DON'T THINK SHE REALLY EXPECTED YOU GUYS 475 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,208 TO COME HOME THAT DAY. 476 00:23:58,208 --> 00:23:59,875 OH, NATE. 477 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:03,001 WHERE BRENDA'S CONCERNED, THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. 478 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,583 YOU THINK SHE PLANNED ALL THIS ? 479 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,209 OF COURSE. 480 00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:10,709 SHE'S A MASTER MANIPULATOR. 481 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:12,001 I MEAN, I LOVE HER DEARLY, 482 00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:14,500 BUT YOU REALLY OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. 483 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,041 NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BOURBON ? 484 00:24:16,041 --> 00:24:18,959 NO THANKS. 485 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,000 CAN I ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING ? 486 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,709 AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ASKING US FOR MONEY. 487 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:30,001 NO, IT DOESN'T. 488 00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:34,250 DOES THE NAME "NATHANIEL" HAVE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO YOU ? 489 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,041 WELL, SURE. 490 00:24:40,041 --> 00:24:42,792 NATHANIEL AND ISABEL. 491 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,125 BRENDA ADORED THESE BOOKS AS A LITTLE GIRL. 492 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,083 SHE COULD READ BY THE TIME SHE WAS THREE. 493 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,959 WHAT ARE THEY ABOUT ? 494 00:24:56,959 --> 00:24:59,166 TWO ORPHANS WHO HAD ADVENTURES. 495 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,834 THEY RAN AWAY FROM AN ORPHANAGE, 496 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:05,208 THERE WAS A MALEVOLENT NURSE WHO WAS ALWAYS HUNTING THEM DOWN. 497 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,709 BUT THEY ALWAYS MANAGED TO OUTSMART HER. 498 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:10,834 TYPICAL INFANTILE WISH FULFILLMENT. 499 00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:15,001 HMM, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF 'EM. 500 00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:16,792 THEY'RE BRITISH, QUITE DARK. 501 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:18,583 PEOPLE DIE IN THEM ALL THE TIME. 502 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,542 WHEN BRENDA'S BROTHER WAS BORN, 503 00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:23,000 WE EXPECTED SERIOUS DISPLACEMENT ANXIETY FROM HER, 504 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,583 BUT THERE WAS NONE. 505 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,042 SHE WOULD SIT NEXT TO HIS CRIB 506 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:28,041 AND READ HIM THESE STORIES FOR HOURS. 507 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:30,166 SHE WAS WHAT, THEN, VERN, FOUR ? 508 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:32,042 FIVE AT MOST. 509 00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:34,333 IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK. 510 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:38,125 THIS BOOK ? 511 00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:44,291 YOU MEAN, SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT EITHER ? 512 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,500 I feel terrible. 513 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:53,167 I'm sorry I snapped at Grandma. 514 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:54,875 Yeah, huh ? 515 00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:57,250 that was a pretty "Freaky Friday" moment we had back there. 516 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,917 ( laughing ) 517 00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:04,084 RUTHIE, I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED. 518 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,792 GINNIE AND I WOULD NEVER ALLOW OURSELVES THIS KIND OF FOOD 519 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:09,000 UNLESS IT WERE A REALLY SPECIAL OCCASION. 520 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,417 WE ARE DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO DO 521 00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,000 AN EXTRA SPINNING CLASS THIS WEEK. 522 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,417 TOMORROW MORNING ? 523 00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:15,834 WHO'S TEACHING ? 524 00:26:15,834 --> 00:26:16,875 DEREK. 525 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,458 OOH, I'M SO THERE. 526 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:21,500 MOM AND I HAVE THE HUGEST CRUSH 527 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,083 ON THIS SPINNING INSTRUCTOR AT THE Y. 528 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,417 HE IS HOT, HOT, HOT. 529 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:29,291 SO... 530 00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:31,125 CLAIRE, HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT COLLEGE ? 531 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:32,834 YEAH. 532 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:36,625 I'D LOVE TO GO TO LIKE NYU OR COLUMBIA, BUT, 533 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:39,209 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD EVER GET IN. 534 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:42,583 WELL, THERE ARE SOME GREAT SCHOOLS IN L.A. 535 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,625 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL IN THE SAME TOWN 536 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,209 YOU GREW UP IN ? 537 00:26:47,209 --> 00:26:49,917 I GO TO CAL STATE RIGHT HERE IN SAN BERDOO. 538 00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:52,458 WELL, WHATEVER ROCKS YOUR BOAT. 539 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,000 CLAIRE. 540 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,959 HEY. 541 00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,167 I LOVE IT. 542 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,458 BY LIVING AT HOME, 543 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,042 I'M SAVING A TON OF MONEY FOR GRAD SCHOOL. 544 00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:01,542 I'M NOT STUCK IN SOME CRAPPY DORM 545 00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:03,417 WHERE EVERYONE'S SMOKING POT 546 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,125 AND PLAYING LOUD MUSIC ALL THE TIME. 547 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:08,166 AND I DON'T HAVE TO CALL CAMPUS POLICE 548 00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,166 EVERY TIME I WANT TO WALK HOME FROM THE LIBRARY 549 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:12,250 SO THAT I DON'T GET RAPED. 550 00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,375 AND I LIKE TO STAY CLOSE TO MY MOM. 551 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,583 THAT TRANSLATES INTO I GET TO DO HER LAUNDRY. 552 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:20,167 OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 553 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,667 I LOVE MY MOM AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT. 554 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:25,042 THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU TOO. 555 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:33,625 OKAY, ANYBODY WANT MORE ? 556 00:27:41,792 --> 00:27:43,458 SO, HOW WAS IT ? 557 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:45,166 OH, IT WAS QUITE INFORMATIVE. 558 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,208 I KNOW WHAT NATHANIEL MEANS NOW. 559 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,375 I KNOW YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 185. 560 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:51,250 I KNOW YOU HAD A BOOK WRITTEN ABOUT YOU. 561 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,333 HERE, I SIGNED IT FOR YOU. 562 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,834 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME ABOUT THIS ? 563 00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:59,583 PEOPLE ALWAYS CHANGE TOWARD ME AFTER THEY READ IT. 564 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,709 I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE FUN PART LAST. 565 00:28:01,709 --> 00:28:03,542 OH, GOD ! 566 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:05,208 SO, YOU'RE KIND OF SCARILY BRILLIANT, 567 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:06,709 I CAN HANDLE THAT. 568 00:28:06,709 --> 00:28:09,291 WHAT I CAN'T HANDLE IS THE WAY YOU KEEP MIND-FUCKING ME 569 00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:10,750 FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT. 570 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,667 AND IT'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 571 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:15,167 WELL, I'M SORRY I'M NOT SOME WELL-BEHAVED LITTLE NOTHING 572 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,333 THAT NEVER CHALLENGES YOU, 573 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,834 BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, 574 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,375 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 575 00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,542 SO, WHAT, YOU'RE TRYING TO DRIVE ME AWAY ? 576 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:25,917 YEAH, NATE, I'M TRYING TO DRIVE YOU AWAY. 577 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:34,917 IT WAS MY MOTHER'S IDEA THAT I NOT BE THERE. 578 00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:38,291 WHICH IS FINE BY ME, I DON'T REALLY ENJOY THEIR COMPANY. 579 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:41,291 SHE SAID IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 580 00:28:41,291 --> 00:28:44,167 YEAH, SHE WOULD. 581 00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:46,834 SHE PROBABLY BELIEVES THAT, SHE'S OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND. 582 00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:49,333 YOU COULD'VE WARNED ME WHAT I WAS WALKING INTO. 583 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,417 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GONE. 584 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:54,834 I JUST WANTED TO 585 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,291 GET IT ALL OUT OF THE WAY. 586 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,209 THEM, THE BOOK, EVERYTHING. 587 00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:01,583 YEAH, WELL, I FELT LIKE A FUCKING LAB RAT OVER THERE ! 588 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:03,542 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY DO ! 589 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:07,417 I'M SIX YEARS OLD, I SCORE THROUGH THE ROOF 590 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:10,917 ON SOME STANDARDIZED, CULTURALLY BIASED TEST 591 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,042 AND IT ALL BECOMES ABOUT THEM ! 592 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:15,667 THEY HAND ME OVER TO STRANGERS, EXPERTS, 593 00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:17,417 A BUNCH OF ACADEMIC FUCKS 594 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:20,667 WHO SCRUTINIZED EVERYTHING I DID OR SAID, OR THOUGHT, EVEN. 595 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:23,291 IT IS A FUCKING LAW OF PHYSICS 596 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,208 THAT THE VERY ACT OF OBSERVATION 597 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,500 CHANGES THAT WHICH IS BEING OBSERVED. 598 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:34,333 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA READ THAT BOOK 599 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,208 AND THINK THAT YOU KNOW ME. 600 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:40,875 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU DON'T. 601 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,750 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET ME. 602 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:50,166 OKAY, FINE. 603 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:52,959 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ? 604 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,208 ASK ME ANYTHING. 605 00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:01,041 DID YOU BURN DOWN THAT HOUSE THAT WE MADE LOVE IN ? 606 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,166 YOU THINK I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE ? 607 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:08,209 ( laughing ) REALLY ? 608 00:30:08,209 --> 00:30:09,625 THAT IS SO WEIRD. 609 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,417 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK ?! 610 00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:14,126 YOU PUT MY BROTHER AND ME IN THE BUS THAT KILLED OUR FATHER. 611 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,291 YOU GET WEIRD PHONE CALLS FROM SCREAMING PEOPLE 612 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:18,041 THAT YOU WON'T EXPLAIN. 613 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,208 AND NOW YOU WANNA MAKE ME FEEL STUPID FOR BEING SUSPICIOUS ? 614 00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:22,375 GIVE ME A FUCKING REASON NOT TO BE ! 615 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,000 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS... 616 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,208 FOR YOU. 617 00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:40,709 AM I JUST ANOTHER STEP ALONG YOUR WAY ? 618 00:30:44,959 --> 00:30:46,500 OKAY, LOOK... 619 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:50,959 WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE AN INTENSE SEXUAL CONNECTION 620 00:30:50,959 --> 00:30:54,208 AND YES, I WOULD LIKE FOR THERE TO BE SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT. 621 00:30:56,959 --> 00:30:58,834 BUT THAT CAN'T EVER HAPPEN UNTIL YOU TRUST ME, 622 00:30:58,834 --> 00:31:00,709 WHICH APPARENTLY YOU DON'T. 623 00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:04,750 SHOULD I TRUST YOU ? 624 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,709 YES. 625 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,126 COME HERE. 626 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:27,625 "R" 627 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,000 "A" 628 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,041 "K" 629 00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:33,125 "E". 630 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:43,209 WHOO, TRIPLE LETTER SCORE FOR "K", GOOD ONE, MOM. 631 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:50,084 H-E-L-L. 632 00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:02,875 H-E-L-L-O. 633 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:05,208 HELLO. 634 00:32:10,792 --> 00:32:13,167 "D" 635 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:16,417 "E" 636 00:32:18,126 --> 00:32:19,875 "F" 637 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:22,583 "T". 638 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:23,792 DEFT. 639 00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:25,417 WHAT IS DEFT ? 640 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:28,917 WELL, IT'S A LAUNDRY DETERGENT FROM WHEN RUTH AND I WERE KIDS. 641 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,625 NO, IT'S A WORD. 642 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,625 IT MEANS "SKILLED". 643 00:32:32,625 --> 00:32:34,458 REALLY ? 644 00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:36,625 USE IT IN A SENTENCE. 645 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:40,959 HE DEFTLY JUGGLED HIS RESPONSIBILITIES. 646 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:44,084 DEFT. 647 00:32:44,084 --> 00:32:46,041 HUH. 648 00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:50,084 OR "DEFT, WHERE ITH THY THING ?" 649 00:32:50,084 --> 00:32:51,542 ( laughing ) 650 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:59,750 SO, HOW YOU BOTH DOING ? 651 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,542 YOU KNOW, WITH NATHANIEL PASSING. 652 00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:02,750 BETTER EVERY DAY. 653 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,083 YOU KNOW, SHIT HAPPENS. 654 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:07,083 YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH AN AWFUL THING, 655 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:09,375 LOSING SOMEONE YOU LOVE. 656 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,167 IN TERMS OF STRESS, IT'S RIGHT UP THERE 657 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:13,166 WITH MOVING AND GETTING FIRED. 658 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:16,166 I KNOW WHEN ED AND I SPLIT UP, I WAS DEVASTATED. 659 00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:18,209 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GET OUT OF BED. 660 00:33:18,209 --> 00:33:20,333 I JUST WANTED TO CURL UP AND DIE. 661 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:25,458 AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD FOR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER. 662 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:28,709 WELL, I JUST WOULDN'T LET HER MOPE. 663 00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:30,875 JUST WOULDN'T LET HER. 664 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:34,208 DRAGGED HER ASS, PARDON MY FRENCH, OUT OF BED 665 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,917 AND TOOK HER TO SPINNING CLASS WITH ME. 666 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:38,167 AND I HATED HER FOR IT AT THE TIME, 667 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:40,042 BUT IT REALLY GOT ME BACK ON TRACK. 668 00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:42,750 YOU KNOW, ENDORPHINS REALLY ARE NATURE'S ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. 669 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:45,250 LIFE GOES ON, DOESN'T GO ON BY ITSELF. 670 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,834 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KICK IT IN THE BUTT. 671 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:50,208 BUT ED DIDN'T DIE. 672 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:53,167 HE'S STILL ALIVE, YOU CAN STILL SEE HIM. 673 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:56,042 WHEN GINNIE GETS MARRIED, YOU'LL BOTH BE THERE. 674 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,959 WHEN SHE HAS CHILDREN, THEY'LL BE ABLE TO KNOW HIM. 675 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:06,667 HE'S NOT GONE FOREVER. 676 00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:11,333 YEAH, WELL, SURE, BUT... 677 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:15,792 IN TERMS OF THE IMPACT IT HAD ON BOTH OUR LIVES... 678 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,250 IT'S SIMILAR. 679 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,542 OKAY, I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA. 680 00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:29,917 YOU GUYS ARE COMING TO SPINNING CLASS WITH US 681 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,375 TOMORROW MORNING, BRIGHT AND EARLY. 682 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:34,000 NO OFFENSE, BUT I'D RATHER DRIVE A RUSTY RAILROAD SPIKE 683 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,209 THROUGH MY SKULL. 684 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:39,792 JUST TRY IT ONCE. 685 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:43,001 YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED HOW IT CHANGES THE WAY YOU FEEL. 686 00:34:43,001 --> 00:34:45,166 I FEEL FINE. 687 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,625 YOU KNOW WHAT, GINNIE ? 688 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:50,083 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY AN INSPIRED IDEA ! 689 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,458 OKAY, LADIES, LET'S GET TO BED 690 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:56,417 BECAUSE IF YOUR BUTT ISN'T ON THAT BIKE BY SIX A.M. 691 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,208 DEREK DOESN'T LET YOU IN. 692 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:05,875 SO, THESE TITS DO NOTHING FOR YOU, HUH ? 693 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:09,834 WELL, I CAN APPRECIATE THAT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL 694 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:12,500 IN THEIR OWN COMPLETELY ARTIFICIAL WAY. 695 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,917 MEN LOVED THEM. 696 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:16,750 WELL, REAL MEN. 697 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:20,709 YOU THINK GOD CARES THAT YOU'RE GAY ? 698 00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:26,458 YOU THINK GOD CARES THAT YOU FUCKED 30 GUYS AT ONCE ? 699 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,000 OH, SO YOU EQUATE BEING A FAG WITH BEING A WHORE ? 700 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,458 NO. 701 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:32,209 ONE'S OKAY, BUT ONE ISN'T ? 702 00:35:32,209 --> 00:35:34,125 I THINK GOD APPRECIATES IT WHEN THERE'S LOVE INVOLVED. 703 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,792 OH, HONEY. 704 00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:39,250 I LOVED EVERY MAN I EVER FUCKED WHILE I WAS FUCKING HIM. 705 00:36:22,167 --> 00:36:23,667 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 706 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,667 WATCHING YOU. 707 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,750 CLAIRE, WAKE UP. 708 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,125 GET DRESSED. 709 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,333 WHY ? 710 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,583 WE'RE LEAVING, HURRY. 711 00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:39,417 JESUS, MOM, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE ANNE FRANK. 712 00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:43,001 IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE FAST WE'LL HAVE TO GO SPINNING. 713 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,625 OH, MY GOD. 714 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,375 ( whispering ) 715 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,126 ( dog barking ) 716 00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:09,875 THANKS FOR BUYING ME BREAKFAST. 717 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:12,042 THANK YOU FOR FINDING MY G-SPOT THIS MORNING. 718 00:37:12,042 --> 00:37:13,417 ANY TIME. 719 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:19,083 OH, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 720 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,417 WOW. 721 00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:27,167 OH, C'MON, IT'S JUST A KEY. 722 00:37:27,167 --> 00:37:28,250 NO, THIS IS GREAT. 723 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,625 I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED, THAT'S ALL. 724 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,084 I'M TOO NERVOUS TO EAT. 725 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,250 I'LL JUST DRINK COFFEE UNTIL I START TWITCHING AND SWEATING. 726 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:38,083 WHY DOES BEING A DEACON MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU NOW ? 727 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:41,042 IT WASN'T EVEN A CONSIDERATION FOR YOU A WEEK AGO. 728 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:42,583 I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S NAIVE, 729 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:45,041 BUT I SEE IT AS A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, 730 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:48,167 MAKE THE WORLD JUST A LITTLE MORE TOLERANT. 731 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:51,000 DAVID, WE HAVE OUR OWN CHURCH IN WEST HOLLYWOOD. 732 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,875 WHICH MEANS THE OTHER CHURCHES AND DIOCESES 733 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,083 DON'T HAVE TO TOLERATE US. 734 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:57,750 FRANKLY, I RESENT THE NOTION THAT I NEED TO BE TOLERATED. 735 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,917 SO, WHAT, WE SHOULD JUST ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE GHETTOIZED ? 736 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:02,000 WHY DO YOU EMBRACE AN ORGANIZATION 737 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,834 THAT DOESN'T EMBRACE YOU ? 738 00:38:03,834 --> 00:38:05,125 THE CHURCH EMBRACES EVERYONE. 739 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,375 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, HATE THE SIN, LOVE THE SINNER ? 740 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,208 THE OPERATIVE WORD BEING HATE. 741 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,458 WHAT IS WITH YOU ? 742 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,792 THE OTHER NIGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE IDEA. 743 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,542 I HAD A CHANCE TO THINK. 744 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:23,417 ISN'T THAT YOUR BROTHER ? 745 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:26,083 OKAY, LOOK, CAN WE JUST HAVE BREAKFAST 746 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,042 WITHOUT ME FEELING LIKE I'M GEORGE WILL 747 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:30,750 AND YOU'RE COKIE ROBERTS WITH P-M-S ? 748 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:32,792 YOU PROBABLY LIKE GEORGE WILL. 749 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:34,458 DAVE. 750 00:38:34,458 --> 00:38:36,875 UH, HI. 751 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,166 HEY. 752 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:42,167 KEITH, YOU REMEMBER MY BROTHER, NATE, DON'T YOU ? 753 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,250 HOW'S IT GOING ? 754 00:38:43,250 --> 00:38:44,375 HEY. 755 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:45,875 THIS IS BRENDA... 756 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:47,458 MY... 757 00:38:48,709 --> 00:38:50,542 MY GIRLFRIEND. 758 00:38:50,542 --> 00:38:52,959 I PREFER THE TERM "FUCK PUPPET". 759 00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:56,583 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE, YOU JUST PLAY RACQUETBALL ? 760 00:38:56,583 --> 00:39:00,458 NO, NO, WE JUST WORKED OUT. 761 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,291 OH, SO, YOU GUYS WORK OUT TOGETHER ? 762 00:39:08,834 --> 00:39:11,291 YEAH, YEAH, WE DO. 763 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:15,458 OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 764 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,041 OKAY, GREAT. 765 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:21,834 OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT DAY. 766 00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:24,083 YOU TOO. 767 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,042 BYE, DAVID. 768 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,000 OH, MY GOD, I THINK DAVID IS GAY. 769 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,458 I THINK DAVID IS LUCKY. 770 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,208 DID YOU GET A LOOK AT THAT GUY ? 771 00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:48,875 CLAIRE... 772 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,625 I HAD AN AFFAIR. 773 00:39:56,500 --> 00:40:00,001 FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS I WAS SEEING SOMEONE. 774 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,375 YOUR FATHER NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT, AT LEAST, I HOPE HE DIDN'T. 775 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:09,667 AND I CALLED IT OFF AFTER HE DIED. 776 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,959 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF. 777 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,750 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS ? 778 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,375 BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH. 779 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,125 AND WHATEVER RELATIONSHIP YOU AND I HAVE, 780 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:23,625 I WANT IT TO BE HONEST. 781 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,959 EVEN IF YOU HATE ME. 782 00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:30,126 MOM, I DON'T HATE YOU. 783 00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:35,000 I REMEMBER GOING TO THE MOVIES ON MONDAY NIGHTS, 784 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,709 BUT I'M 17 YEARS OLD NOW. 785 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,083 AND I HAVE MY OWN LIFE. 786 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:43,042 AND THERE'S THINGS I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT ON MY OWN. 787 00:40:43,042 --> 00:40:46,792 THAT'S LIKE, NORMAL. 788 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:53,042 AND I KNOW STEALING A FOOT IS WEIRD, 789 00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:55,625 BUT HELLO, LIVING IN A HOUSE WHERE A FOOT IS AVAILABLE 790 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,625 TO BE STOLEN IS WEIRD. 791 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,834 I GOTTA GET TO SCHOOL. 792 00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,750 DID YOU SEE HIS FACE ? 793 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:32,000 OH, MAN. 794 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,333 I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING, BUT HE JUST LOOKED SO STUPEFIED. 795 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,042 THE WAY HE WAS ALL, "GREAT, GREAT, I'M HIP, I'M COOL." 796 00:41:38,042 --> 00:41:40,083 PROUD OF YOU, MAN. 797 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:42,834 SO, LISTEN, THIS THING IN LAGUNA IS SATURDAY NIGHT. 798 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,709 I GOT US A ROOM AT "THE SURF AND SAND". 799 00:41:44,709 --> 00:41:46,209 YOU EVER BEEN THERE ? 800 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:47,000 AH, NO. 801 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,834 MAN, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 802 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,667 WE GOT A FIREPLACE OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. 803 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:53,542 KEITH, I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT AFTER ALL. 804 00:41:53,542 --> 00:41:56,125 I SHOULDN'T MISS CHURCH, 805 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,542 NOT WHILE THEY'RE CONSIDERING ME FOR A DEACONSHIP. 806 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:00,125 I'M SORRY. 807 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:01,750 FINE. 808 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:05,709 WE'LL COME BACK SATURDAY NIGHT. 809 00:42:05,709 --> 00:42:07,209 THAT'LL WORK. 810 00:42:07,209 --> 00:42:09,001 I CAN GO TO CHURCH WITH YOU ON SUNDAY. 811 00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:11,167 THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 812 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:14,126 THIS HASN'T BEEN A GOOD IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING, HAS IT ? 813 00:42:14,126 --> 00:42:16,042 FINE, WHY DON'T WE CUT OUR LOSSES 814 00:42:16,042 --> 00:42:17,458 AND CALL IT QUITS RIGHT NOW ?! 815 00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:18,375 WHAT ? 816 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:20,042 LOOK, AS LONG AS YOU FEEL THE NEED 817 00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:21,458 TO KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP A SECRET. 818 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:23,542 DAVID, YOU'RE ASHAMED OF IT ! 819 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,001 I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT, NOT ANYMORE. 820 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,417 I JUST CAME OUT TO MY BROTHER. 821 00:42:27,417 --> 00:42:28,583 ONE STEP FORWARD. 822 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,000 NOW, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A GIANT LEAP BACKWARDS 823 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,625 RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF THE ENEMY. 824 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:33,041 SO NOW I'M A NAZI COLLABORATOR ? 825 00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:36,209 A LOT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS MIGHT SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU 826 00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:38,667 BEING A MEMBER OF THE L.A.P.D. 827 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:42,000 YOU FUCKING COWARD ! 828 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,959 KEITH, PLEASE DON'T-- 829 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,250 ( music playing ) 830 00:43:09,126 --> 00:43:11,001 IT WORKS. 831 00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:14,166 I MUST HAVE LEFT THE STEREO ON AGAIN. 832 00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,667 SO, 833 00:43:15,667 --> 00:43:19,125 YOU ARE NOT TOO FREAKED OUT ? 834 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,959 A LITTLE, MAYBE. 835 00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:23,917 IT CERTAINLY MAKES DAVID MORE INTERESTING. 836 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:27,166 NO, I MEAN ABOUT ME GIVING YOU A KEY TO MY APARTMENT. 837 00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:30,834 C'MON, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME SORT OF AGING PETER PAN 838 00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:32,750 WHO'S GONNA DISAPPEAR AT THE FIRST SIGN OF SOMETHING 839 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,417 A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT ? 840 00:43:34,417 --> 00:43:35,333 WELL, YEAH. 841 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,834 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 842 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:39,834 YOU COULDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO REFER TO YOU AS MY GIRLFRIEND. 843 00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:45,042 DON'T MIND ME. 844 00:43:47,001 --> 00:43:49,208 I THOUGHT WE AGREED 845 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:51,333 THAT YOU WOULD CALL BEFORE YOU CAME OVER. 846 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:54,001 I DID, THE HOT WATER'S OUT IN MY BUILDING. 847 00:43:54,001 --> 00:43:56,000 I NEEDED TO TAKE A SHOWER. 848 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,041 DON'T BE MAD AT ME. 849 00:43:59,041 --> 00:44:01,083 YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 850 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:02,834 ( answering machine ) Hey, it's me. 851 00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:05,084 I need to use your shower okay ? 852 00:44:05,084 --> 00:44:07,209 Besides, I haven't seen you in a while 853 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,208 and It's a fucking gorgeous day. 854 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:11,001 SATISFIED ? 855 00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:12,208 I'M GOING TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA. 856 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:13,667 HEY... 857 00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:16,167 I'LL TAKE ONE OF THOSE. 858 00:44:16,167 --> 00:44:18,084 HEY, YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF. 859 00:44:21,834 --> 00:44:23,042 HI. 860 00:44:23,042 --> 00:44:24,959 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 861 00:44:25,959 --> 00:44:27,208 NATE. 862 00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:29,084 NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M BILLY. 863 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:32,542 HI. 864 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,167 SO, HOW LONG YOU KNOWN BRENDA ? 865 00:44:36,167 --> 00:44:39,083 AH, A FEW MONTHS. 866 00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:43,959 SO... 867 00:44:43,959 --> 00:44:46,500 WHO AM I AND WHY AM I IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE 868 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,542 PRACTICALLY NAKED ? 869 00:44:48,542 --> 00:44:50,792 YEAH. 870 00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:53,000 SHE'S MY SISTER. 871 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,001 SHE'S MY MOTHER-- SISTER-- MY MOTHER. 872 00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:00,500 SORRY. 873 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,959 NOBODY'S EVER LAUGHED AT THAT, I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 874 00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:05,001 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 875 00:45:05,001 --> 00:45:07,042 SO, YOU MET THE PARENTS YET ? 876 00:45:07,042 --> 00:45:08,125 YES, LAST NIGHT. 877 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,583 WOW. 878 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:12,001 YOU'VE MADE IT PRETTY FAR. 879 00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:15,917 SO, WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD ABOUT U ? 880 00:45:18,126 --> 00:45:20,001 NO IDEA. 881 00:45:23,417 --> 00:45:26,001 WELL, I GUESS I BETTER GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. 882 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,125 HOW'D YOU GET HER BREASTS SYNCHRONIZED ? 883 00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,333 SOME SORT OF INDUSTRIAL EPOXY ? 884 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:02,583 WOULD YOU ASK COLONEL SANDERS FOR HIS SECRET RECIPE ? 885 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,667 OH, C'MON, I'M NOT GONNA TELL. 886 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:12,583 I STUCK A CAN OF CAT FOOD UNDER EACH ONE. 887 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,583 MY SISTER-IN-LAW DID A CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL. 888 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,709 WE'VE GOT LIKE 10 CASES. 889 00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:22,583 HEY. 890 00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:25,042 I'M LARRY WADD. 891 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:26,917 ( applause ) 892 00:46:27,709 --> 00:46:29,375 YOU KNOW... 893 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:33,209 I MET VIVECA ST. JOHN BEFORE SHE EVEN DID HER FIRST VIDEO. 894 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:35,917 YEAH. 895 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:37,291 SHE WAS... 896 00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:41,500 SHE WAS THE FLUFFER ON THE SET OF "DIRTY LARRY THREE". 897 00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:44,709 SHE WAS... 898 00:46:44,709 --> 00:46:48,917 ... FRIENDLY, SHE WAS EAGER. 899 00:46:50,084 --> 00:46:52,001 I CAN HONESTLY SAY 900 00:46:52,001 --> 00:46:54,458 I'VE NEVER RECEIVED A BETTER BLOW JOB IN MY LIFE. 901 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:56,166 AND NOBODY WAS EVEN FILMING IT. 902 00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:58,834 ( applause ) 903 00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:05,042 ( female ) WHEN I FIRST MET VIVECA, I MET HER ON "DEEP DIVING". 904 00:47:05,042 --> 00:47:07,084 THANK YOU. 905 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:10,291 AND I HAD NEVER GONE DOWN ON A GIRL BEFORE, 906 00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:12,041 SO, NATURALLY I WAS NERVOUS, 907 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:16,001 BUT VIVECA WAS SO WARM AND RELAXED ABOUT IT. 908 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,500 SHE REALLY PUT ME AT EASE. 909 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,166 HER AND THE TWO XANAX SHE GAVE ME. 910 00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:26,458 WHEN I FIRST HAD TO DO A DOUBLE PENETRATION, 911 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:28,917 I WAS LIKE A TOTAL WRECK. 912 00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:32,042 BUT VIVECA CAME THROUGH 913 00:47:32,042 --> 00:47:34,917 LIKE SUCH THE PRO SHE IS. 914 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:38,167 I MEAN WAS. 915 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:47,583 NATE, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THERE ? 916 00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:49,083 A FUNERAL. 917 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,750 FOR WHOM ? 918 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,041 A PROSTITUTE ? 919 00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:58,667 A WOMAN WHO WAS A STAR OF ADULT VIDEOS. 920 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,500 MOM, WE'RE GONNA CLEAR LIKE EIGHT GRAND FROM THIS. 921 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,084 WE CAN FINALLY PAY FOR ALL THAT AIR CONDITIONING WORK. 922 00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:11,875 I'M JUST GLAD YOUR SISTER IS AT SCHOOL. 923 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,084 IT WAS AWFUL. 924 00:48:14,084 --> 00:48:15,792 THEY WERE LIKE BEST FRIENDS. 925 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:18,125 THEY WERE BOTH LIKE CHEERLEADERS 926 00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:20,166 FOR THIS TOTALLY PLASTIC WAY OF LIFE. 927 00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,542 LIKE, SPINNING CLASS SOLVES EVERYTHING. 928 00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:25,084 AND THEY'RE BOTH HOT FOR THE SAME GUY, 929 00:48:25,084 --> 00:48:26,875 IT WAS CREEPY. 930 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,167 MY MOM'S-- 931 00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:40,792 MY MOM IS JUST SO FUCKING SAD. 932 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:44,458 I WISH I COULD HELP HER. 933 00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:49,834 SO, HELP HER. 934 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:54,125 NOW, MRS. MURDOCH, SOME PEOPLE PREFER 935 00:48:54,125 --> 00:48:55,750 THE SOLEMNITY OF A CHURCH 936 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,333 AND ST. BARTHOLOMEW IS A BEAUTIFUL SETTING. 937 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:02,667 HERE, HOWEVER, ONE IS MORE FREE TO CUSTOMIZE THE SERVICE. 938 00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,458 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 939 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,417 I JUST HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY. 940 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:09,458 VIVECA LOOKS SO GREAT. 941 00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:13,083 HER TITS HAVE NEVER LOOKED BETTER. 942 00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:18,001 SHE WAS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. 943 00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:28,709 I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE PLEASED. 944 00:49:28,709 --> 00:49:32,208 WE WANT TO REMEMBER HER AT HER VERY BEST, DON'T WE ? 945 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:37,001 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M HELPING SOME OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. 946 00:49:37,001 --> 00:49:38,750 OKAY. 947 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,041 I'LL TALK TO YOU AFTER THE SERVICE ? 948 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,959 OKAY. 949 00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:50,834 I THINK WE'LL HAVE DAD'S SERVICE AT THE CHURCH. 950 00:49:50,834 --> 00:49:52,500 FINE. 951 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,375 I'M NOT A RELIGIOUS MAN. 952 00:49:54,375 --> 00:49:56,667 BUT I DO BELIEVE IN GOD. 953 00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:59,875 IF I WERE TO MAKE A LIST OF THE THINGS 954 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:03,125 I THANK GOD FOR THE MOST... 955 00:50:05,375 --> 00:50:08,333 FUCKING VIV WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THAT LIST. 956 00:50:08,333 --> 00:50:12,041 SHE WAS A GODDAMN FORCE OF NATURE. 957 00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:17,042 AND I LOVED HER AND I KNOW GOD LOVED HER TOO. 958 00:50:17,042 --> 00:50:19,750 I KNOW HE KNEW JUST WHAT HE WAS DOING. 959 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,208 AND HOW MUCH JOY... 960 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:26,709 SHE WOULD BRING TO THE WORLD. 961 00:50:38,125 --> 00:50:41,834 FOR DAVID JAMES FISHER, CHOSEN DEACON IN YOUR CHURCH, 962 00:50:41,834 --> 00:50:43,750 WE PRAY TO YOU, OH LORD. 963 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,792 ( congregation ) LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER. 964 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,834 THAT HE MAY FAITHFULLY FULFILL THE DUTIES 965 00:50:47,834 --> 00:50:49,083 OF THIS MINISTRY, 966 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:52,166 BUILD UP YOUR CHURCH AND GLORIFY YOUR NAME, 967 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:54,125 WE PRAY TO YOU, OH LORD. 968 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,208 LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER. 969 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:58,458 THAT BY THE INDWELLING OF THE HOLY SPIRIT 970 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,583 HE MAY BE SUSTAINED AND ENCOURAGED 971 00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:02,208 TO PERSEVERE TO THE END, 972 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,209 WE PRAY TO YOU, OH LORD. 973 00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:05,959 LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER. 974 00:51:05,959 --> 00:51:09,083 FOR ALL WHO FEAR GOD AND BELIEVE IN YOU, LORD CHRIST, 975 00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:13,375 THAT OUR DIVISIONS MAY CEASE AND THAT ALL MAY BE AS ONE 976 00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:15,792 AS YOU AND THE FATHER ARE ONE. 977 00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:18,208 WE PRAY TO YOU, OH LORD. 978 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,750 LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER. 979 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,542 WAY TO GO, DAVE. 980 00:51:37,709 --> 00:51:40,000 NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JOIN THE KIWANIS CLUB 981 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,291 AND FISHER & SONS WILL HAVE ALL OUR BASES COVERED. 982 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:45,625 WHERE'S KEITH ? 983 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:48,084 HE'S JUST A FRIEND, NATE. 984 00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:54,041 VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 985 00:51:54,667 --> 00:51:56,167 HELLO. 986 00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:02,126 SO MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT ? 987 00:52:02,126 --> 00:52:04,208 NOTHING AS FAR AS I KNOW. 988 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,792 WHY ? 989 00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:08,250 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE 990 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,417 OR RENT A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 991 00:52:10,417 --> 00:52:14,083 OKAY, BUT IF YOU CRY, THE WHOLE THING IS OFF. 992 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,041 THANKS FOR COMING TODAY. 993 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:21,000 I KNOW YOU MUST'VE FOUND THIS ALL A LITTLE-- 994 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,875 ARE YOU KIDDING ? I LOVED IT. 995 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:25,209 ALL THAT PAGEANTRY, IT'S SO TRIPPY, 996 00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:26,917 IT'S LIKE A FELLINI MOVIE. 997 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:28,917 WELL, IT WAS KIND OF COOL BEING WITH YOU HERE. 998 00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:30,583 IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY. 999 00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:36,959 YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD, DO YOU ? 1000 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:38,542 WELL, YEAH. 1001 00:52:38,542 --> 00:52:41,709 I MEAN, I DON'T BELIEVE IN SOME BEARDED OLD WHITE MAN 1002 00:52:41,709 --> 00:52:43,291 UP IN A CLOUD, BUT... 1003 00:52:43,291 --> 00:52:45,166 I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. 1004 00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:48,458 SOME SORT OF UNDEFINABLE CREATIVE FORCE. 1005 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:51,417 I THINK IT'S JUST ALL TOTALLY RANDOM. 1006 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:52,959 REALLY ? 1007 00:52:52,959 --> 00:52:54,750 YEAH. 1008 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,709 WE LIVE, WE DIE. 1009 00:52:56,709 --> 00:52:59,209 ULTIMATELY, NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING. 1010 00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:01,875 HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT ? 1011 00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:03,167 I DON'T KNOW. 1012 00:53:03,167 --> 00:53:04,792 SOMETIMES I WAKE UP SO FUCKING EMPTY, 1013 00:53:04,792 --> 00:53:06,750 I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN, 1014 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,208 BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE ? 1015 00:53:33,667 --> 00:53:36,667 Captions Copyright 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 1016 00:53:36,667 --> 00:53:40,042 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 1017 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:44,000 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER