1 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:21,500 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:25,875 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,417 ( computer beeping ) 4 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,458 I JUST REMEMBERED, I OWE YOU MONEY. 5 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,834 WELL, THANK YOU FOR SPARING ME 6 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:59,709 THE AWKWARD CONFRONTATION. 7 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:02,042 ARE YOU STARTING TO FEEL EXPLOITED ? 8 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,291 YEAH, BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 9 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,041 GO AHEAD. 10 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:11,667 ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BALANCE ? 11 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,084 IT'S OKAY. 12 00:02:13,084 --> 00:02:14,709 SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING. 13 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:16,750 ( music blaring ) 14 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,042 SO, DOES BAD MUSIC MAKE PEOPLE DEAF, 15 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:22,000 OR DO DEAF PEOPLE JUST HAVE REALLY BAD TASTE IN MUSIC ? 16 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,917 WELL, THERE IS BEETHOVEN. 17 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:25,500 HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO. 18 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,167 ( thug ) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ? 19 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:28,333 I NEED MY RECEIPT, MY RECEIPT... 20 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,333 EH, EH, EH... 21 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,709 IT'S ALL YOURS. 22 00:02:31,709 --> 00:02:33,084 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO 23 00:02:33,084 --> 00:02:35,126 THAT KIND OF OFFENSIVE SHIT LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC ? 24 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:36,542 WE'RE SORRY, WE DIDN'T... 25 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:37,625 OH, HE'S SORRY. 26 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:42,709 LOOK, PETE, LET'S GO. 27 00:02:42,709 --> 00:02:45,083 FUCK YOU, MAN ! 28 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,001 ( Pete yelling ) RUN, RUN... ! 29 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,917 HELP ! 30 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:53,083 ( dialing cell phone ) 31 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,667 THE OTHER ONE GOT AWAY. 32 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,001 FUCKIN' PERVERT ! 33 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,126 READ A BIBLE, YOU PERVERT ! 34 00:03:09,126 --> 00:03:11,125 COME ON, LET'S GO. 35 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,583 ( Rico ) OKAY, HERE WE GO WITH UNCLE NATE. 36 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:31,667 YOU GOT HIM ? 37 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,250 PUT YOUR HAND UNDER THERE... 38 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,291 THERE YOU GO, WHOO, YES. 39 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:38,208 OKAY, BUT DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE HE'S A FOOTBALL. 40 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,083 IT'S MORE LIKE YOU'RE CARRYING A WATERMELON. 41 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,375 SEE ? 42 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:43,667 OKAY. 43 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,166 HEY, THERE, LITTLE GUY. 44 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,750 WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY ? 45 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,000 ( Ruth ) THEY SAY WHEN A BABY'S BORN 46 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,792 IT ALWAYS LOOKS MORE LIKE ITS FATHER. 47 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,875 WHICH IS NATURE'S WAY OF ESTABLISHING PATERNITY. 48 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,959 WE'RE HOPING HE GROWS OUT OF IT. 49 00:03:57,959 --> 00:04:00,417 ( Ruth ) OH, DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE HE WILL. 50 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:04,917 ( Vanessa ) DAVID, COME MEET AUGUSTO. 51 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:07,333 I JUST HAVE TO, UH, GET MR. PERLMUTTER 52 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,917 DRESSED FOR HIS VIEWING. 53 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:09,959 AI, DAVID, PLEASE. 54 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,375 COME TAKE ONE LOOK AT HIM. 55 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,500 ( Ruth ) NATE WAS AN EXTREMELY GASSY BABY, 56 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,917 ALWAYS CRYING. 57 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,375 DAVID, ON THE OTHER HAND, HARDLY EVER MADE A PEEP. 58 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,208 ( Rico ) HEY, WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GROW UP AROUND HERE 59 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,042 AND MAKE THIS WOMAN A GRANDMAMI ? 60 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:28,209 WELL, CERTAINLY NOT UNTIL AFTER 61 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:30,042 MR. PERLMUTTER'S GOT SOME CLOTHES ON. 62 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:33,291 OHH... 63 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:47,709 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, 64 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:49,834 ME COMING BACK TO SCHOOL IN A HEARSE. 65 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,917 IT'S HILARIOUS. 66 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,458 THIS SUCKS. 67 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,709 DOES EVERYBODY KNOW ? 68 00:05:00,709 --> 00:05:03,583 I DON'T KNOW, WHO'D YOU TELL ? 69 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,583 NO, I MEAN, LIKE, 70 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:09,166 DID THEY MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT OR SOMETHING ? 71 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:11,542 DON'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN A COUPLE OF CARDS 72 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:14,250 OR SOMETHING, IF THEY HAD ? 73 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,208 NO. 74 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,542 IT'S NOT COOL TO O.D. 75 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:20,417 IT FREAKS PEOPLE OUT. 76 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:22,750 WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT THESE PEOPLE THINK ? 77 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,625 EVERYONE IS TOO OBSESSED WITH WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS ABOUT THEM 78 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,041 TO THINK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. 79 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:30,583 YOU'RE A FREAK. 80 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:33,000 YEAH, WELL, SO ARE YOU. 81 00:05:37,001 --> 00:05:39,458 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ? 82 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,542 ( kids chattering ) THAT'S THE GUY WHO OD'ed ? 83 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,583 ( Claire ) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? 84 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,000 OH, SO WHAT, 85 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,542 YOU CALLED ME OVER HERE TO SHOW ME A PICTURE 86 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:56,125 OF YOU AND THE GRAVE DIGGER ? 87 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,001 I NEED YOUR KEY BACK. 88 00:05:58,001 --> 00:05:59,542 'CAUSE YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE, 89 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:02,001 AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE I CAN TRUST YOU ANYMORE. 90 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:05,875 YOU THINK I TOOK THAT PICTURE ? 91 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:07,750 I WILL NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITH YOU ! 92 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,417 I'M NOT GONNA DEAL WITH YOU 93 00:06:13,417 --> 00:06:15,417 WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR MEDS, BILLY, BECAUSE, 94 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,001 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 95 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,583 FOR SOMEONE WITH SO MUCH ANIMOSITY 96 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,083 TOWARDS THE PSYCHIATRIC PROFESSION, 97 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,166 YOU SURE DO LOVE TO PUSH THOSE PHARMACEUTICALS. 98 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:24,001 MAKES SENSE, AS YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NO STRANGER 99 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:25,375 TO MEDICATION YOURSELF. 100 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:26,709 YOU'RE SICK, BILLY. 101 00:06:26,709 --> 00:06:28,542 AND YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOUR FUCKING MEDICATION 102 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:30,792 OR YOU GET SCARY, OKAY ? 103 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:33,166 YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF ME. 104 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,875 I'D NEVER HURT YOU. 105 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,667 YOU'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY LIFE. 106 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:39,291 YEAH, WELL DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK 107 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:41,166 THAT MAYBE THAT'S FUCKED UP ? 108 00:06:46,291 --> 00:06:48,001 I'M SORRY. 109 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:49,792 DON'T BE SORRY, JUST, 110 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:51,625 JUST TAKE THE MEDS. 111 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:56,709 OKAY, I PROMISE. 112 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,208 NOW GIVE ME THE KEY. 113 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,375 I JUST TOLD YOU I'D TAKE THE MEDICATION, BRENDA. 114 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,167 I JUST TOLD YOU I'D TAKE THE MEDICATION ! 115 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,750 JESUS CHRIST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH ! 116 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,709 WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO MOM ?! 117 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,750 OKAY, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, 118 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,583 YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING KEY ? 119 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,333 GREAT, HERE, TAKE ALL THE FUCKING KEYS. 120 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,917 I COULD ALWAYS HAVE AN EXTRA COPY AT HOME. 121 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,750 YEAH, I CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE LOCKS. 122 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,333 DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD BE 123 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,208 TO BREAK INTO THIS PLACE ? 124 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,458 I'D LIKE YOU TO GO NOW. 125 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:39,542 GET YOUR WET SUIT, CLOTHING, ROBES, TAKE THEM. 126 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:50,083 I JUST TOLD YOU I'D TAKE THE MEDICATION, BRENDA ! 127 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:52,834 I TOLD YOU I WOULD TAKE THE MEDICATION, PLEASE. 128 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:57,667 YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF NOW. 129 00:07:57,667 --> 00:08:00,583 I CAN'T DO IT, NOT ANYMORE. 130 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,250 PLEASE, BRENDA, 131 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,084 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TALK TO, 132 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,917 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS ME, BRENDA. 133 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:08,542 BILLY, YOU HAVE TO GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN, OKAY ? 134 00:08:08,542 --> 00:08:10,667 PLEASE. 135 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:30,250 YOU PROBABLY READ ABOUT IT, 136 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,750 IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS, WHAT HAPPENED TO MARC. 137 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,917 YES. 138 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:38,333 THE CORONERS... 139 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,834 STILL HAS HIS, THEY STILL HAVE HIM. 140 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,959 IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, 141 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:47,166 WHEN THERE'S BEEN, UH, VIOLENCE, 142 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:51,000 THE FAMILY MAY PREFER A CLOSED CASKET. 143 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,083 NO. 144 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,458 HONEY, I THINK HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 145 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,208 I HAVE TO SEE HIM. 146 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:01,458 I BROUGHT SOME PICTURES, 147 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,959 SO, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 148 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,042 WASN'T HE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOY ? 149 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,875 WHY DOES A THING LIKE THIS HAPPEN ? 150 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,042 COME ON, NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED. 151 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,084 THAT IS NOT A REASON. 152 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:31,001 IT'S THE ONLY REASON. 153 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,834 IF HE WASN'T... 154 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,458 HE'D BE ALIVE TODAY. 155 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,209 YOU KNOW, I WAS ALWAYS SO WORRIED ABOUT AIDS. 156 00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:47,291 I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT THAT JUST BEING OUT ON THE STREET... 157 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:50,875 WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ? 158 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:52,500 I COULD'VE TOLD HIM THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS. 159 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,458 I WOULD'VE, TOO, IF HE'D EVER JUST, 160 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,959 TALKED TO US ABOUT IT, EVER COME OUT, 161 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:59,333 AND TOLD US WHAT HE WAS. 162 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,084 WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, MARCUS ? 163 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:04,126 YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY IT. 164 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,000 ( Rico singing in Spanish ) 165 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,084 HEY, DAVE. 166 00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:24,042 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 167 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,542 ( Spanish ) 168 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,667 ( David ) JESUS ! 169 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,125 ( Rico ) WHOO BOY. 170 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:40,792 OKAY, CINDERELLA. 171 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,125 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME 172 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,209 TO GET YOU READY FOR THE BALL. 173 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:47,166 BECAUSE MEN DON'T MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS WITH BIG GASHES. 174 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,084 HA, HA, THAT WAS FUNNY, RIGHT ? 175 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,625 DADDY'S MR. FUNNYMAN ! 176 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,667 LET ME JUST RUN AUGUSTO UPSTAIRS 177 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,375 AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK DOWN TO DO HIM. 178 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,250 I CAN HANDLE THIS, FEDERICO. 179 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,417 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF ? 180 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:03,375 THAT'S A PRETTY TOUGH JOB, DAVE. 181 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,667 THE SKULL'S ALL SHATTERED UP THERE. 182 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,208 AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO COMPLETELY REBUILD 183 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,542 THE TISSUE ON HIS CHEEK. 184 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,167 I CAN DO IT. 185 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,834 HEY, THANKS, MAN. 186 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:16,417 I'M SO DAMN TIRED I CAN BARELY SEE STRAIGHT. 187 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,417 GET SOME REST. 188 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,041 YOU BET, GOOD LUCK ! 189 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,126 AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO COME AROUND FOR A WHILE. 190 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,084 THAT'S IT ? 191 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,001 WHAT ELSE COULD I DO, NATE ? 192 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,333 YOU COULD TALK TO THE POLICE, 193 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,209 YOU COULD GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. 194 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,041 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME HOW TO HANDLE THIS. 195 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,126 THAT IS SO ARROGANT AND PATRONIZING. 196 00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:44,875 I JUST NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. 197 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,458 BRENDA, YOU CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND 198 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,291 WAITING FOR THE NEXT FUCKED UP THING BILLY DOES. 199 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,084 YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW. 200 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,667 DO YOU THINK THAT WAS EASY FOR ME, 201 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,333 JUST CUTTING HIM OFF LIKE THAT ? 202 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,000 DO YOU EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT IT'S LIKE 203 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,959 TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMEONE YOUR WHOLE LIFE ? 204 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,500 DO YOU EVEN GET THE CONCEPT 205 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,458 OF LOVING SOMEBODY THAT MUCH ? 206 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:06,208 YES, I GET THAT CONCEPT. 207 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,166 HE'S SICK. 208 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,291 HE'S NOT JUST SICK, HE'S DANGEROUS. 209 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,083 HE BUILT A BOMB. 210 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:22,126 HE BROKE INTO OUR HOTEL ROOM AND TOOK PICTURES OF US IN BED. 211 00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:23,667 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NEXT TIME ? 212 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,834 I TOOK HIS KEY AWAY FROM HIM. 213 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,041 YEAH, WELL, HE DIDN'T HAVE A KEY IN VEGAS, 214 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,083 THAT DIDN'T KEEP HIM OUT. 215 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,166 I'M SORRY. 216 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,959 I KNOW YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR PARENTS, 217 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,166 BUT I REALLY THINK THEY'RE RIGHT ON THIS. 218 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,917 HE NEEDS TO BE SOMEWHERE. 219 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:46,167 THIS IS SO NOT HOW I NEED YOU TO BE RIGHT NOW. 220 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:53,542 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 221 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,959 I DON'T WANNA DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU ANYMORE. 222 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,375 IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 223 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,959 WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE SOME TIME OFF ? 224 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,375 WHAT IS THIS ? 225 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,500 OH, YOU DUMP BILLY, SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME ? 226 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,542 DON'T YOU FUCKING ANALYZE ME ! 227 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:07,291 YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW AWAY YOUR KEY, 228 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,041 BECAUSE I CHANGED THE LOCK. 229 00:13:24,042 --> 00:13:25,792 WHERE'S CLAIRE ? 230 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,750 WELL, SHE CLAIMS TO BE AT A MOVIE, 231 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,209 BUT, WHAT DO I KNOW ? 232 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,000 NOBODY EVERYBODY TELLS ME WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON. 233 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:40,000 THAT BOY, WHO GOT BEAT UP ON THE STREET... 234 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:44,208 WAS HE DOING SOMETHING ? 235 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,875 HE WAS GETTING CASH, DIDN'T YOU READ THE PAPER ? 236 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,333 YES, I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOW MORE ABOUT IT. 237 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,959 DO YOU LIKE THE HEN ? 238 00:13:57,959 --> 00:14:00,750 VERY MUCH, WHAT DID YOU STUFF IT WITH ? 239 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,126 CHESTNUTS, BREAD CRUMBS, CELERY. 240 00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:05,875 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ALL THE INGREDIENTS ? 241 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,083 NO, THANKS. 242 00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:15,208 ARE YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT ? 243 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,375 NOT TONIGHT. 244 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,834 ARE YOU ? 245 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,250 ME ? NO. 246 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,542 BUT, YOU KNOW, 247 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:30,209 SOMETIMES I DO SEE HIRAM ON OCCASION. 248 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,458 AND, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, 249 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:36,375 BUT I ALSO KNOW YOU LOVE ME NO MATTER 250 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,125 WHO I SEE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE. 251 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,792 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, MOM. 252 00:14:55,209 --> 00:14:58,208 SO, WHY DID YOU DROP JAZZ VOCALS SOPHOMORE YEAR ? 253 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,709 BECAUSE THE MUSIC TEACHER WAS A CRACKHEAD. 254 00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:04,667 I'M SERIOUS, CLAIRE. 255 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,917 SO AM I. 256 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,041 HE GOT BUSTED AND FIRED 257 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,209 AND THEN JAZZ VOCALS WAS DISCONTINUED. 258 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,375 DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 259 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,583 WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LITERARY MAGAZINE ? 260 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,250 CENSORSHIP. 261 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,041 I WROTE THIS TOTALLY, LIKE, HARMLESS LIKE, 262 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,167 CARTOON STORY ABOUT THIS GIRL 263 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,000 WHO CAN MAKE PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODE, 264 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,167 AND APPARENTLY IT WAS TOO DISTURBING TO PUBLISH. 265 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,167 THE DEBATE TEAM ? 266 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,875 THEY DEBATED WHAT THE PROM THEME SHOULD BE. 267 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,959 I MEAN, GOD, THE PEOPLE IN THIS SCHOOL. 268 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:39,792 THEY HAVE THE MENTALITY OF TEENAGERS. 269 00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,209 YOU ARE A TEENAGER. 270 00:15:41,209 --> 00:15:43,250 YES, BUT I ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT THINGS 271 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,291 BESIDE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 272 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,750 HOW TO PUKE AFTER LUNCH WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING. 273 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,834 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN ? 274 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,542 I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,333 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN ? 276 00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,042 I GO BOWLING WITH MY FRIENDS. 277 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,375 I TAKE HIKES WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 278 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,208 I BAKE. 279 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,208 YOU BAKE ? 280 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,417 YOUR TURN. 281 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,333 I READ. 282 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:17,417 I GO ONLINE AND MAKE UP FREAKY CYBER IDENTITIES. 283 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,917 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'M A SCIENTOLOGIST, 284 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:23,750 SOMETIMES I'M A YOUNG, CHRISTIAN WIFE. 285 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,542 WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIPS THAT ARE, 286 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,001 BASED ON THE TRUTH, ANY OF THOSE ? 287 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,417 SOMETIMES I HANG OUT WITH PARKER McKENNA, 288 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,167 I KINDA LIKE HER. 289 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,166 EVEN THOUGH SHE'S PRETTY MUCH 290 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,166 A SPLIT PERSONALITY FREAK. 291 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,125 DATING ANYONE ? 292 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,667 DATING ? 293 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,126 YOU MEAN LIKE GETTING DRUNK AND SCREWING ? 294 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:49,083 IF THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 295 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,083 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS, NO, I'M NOT. 296 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:56,458 KEITH, GOT A MINUTE ? 297 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,250 SURE. 298 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,709 WHAT'S UP ? 299 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,167 I WANNA PUT YOU ON SECURITY 300 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,083 FOR THE MARC FOSTER FUNERAL ON THURSDAY. 301 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,750 OKAY, WHY ? 302 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,000 'CAUSE ALL OF THE WACKOS TURN OUT FOR THESE THINGS. 303 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,834 WHY ME ? 304 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,417 COME ON, KEITH. 305 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:11,959 BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD, SMART COP 306 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,709 AND YOU USE YOUR HEAD BEFORE YOU USE YOUR GUN, ALRIGHT ? 307 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,001 SO, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO 308 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,208 WITH THE FACT THAT I'M GAY, RIGHT ? 309 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,250 WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO, MAN, SUE ME FOR DISCRIMINATION, 310 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,126 OR SHOW UP AND PROTECT THIS KID'S FAMILY ? 311 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,375 ( Marc laughing ) 312 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,417 OH, GOD, 313 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:38,084 I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING CHEF BOYARDEE MAKES. 314 00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:41,083 SO, YOU NEVER TOLD YOUR PARENTS YOU WERE GAY EITHER ? 315 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:43,458 OH, PLEASE, THEY KNEW. 316 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,750 I JUST DIDN'T WANT MY DAD MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY 317 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,417 ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 318 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,417 MAYBE HE COULD HAVE ACCEPTED IT 319 00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,625 IF YOU'D GIVEN HIM A CHANCE. 320 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,000 YOU HEARD HIM. 321 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,542 HE THINKS IT'S MY FAULT I'M DEAD. 322 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,542 THAT'S NOT WHAT HE WAS SAYING. 323 00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,417 HE WAS SAYING IT'S A SICK WORLD. 324 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,458 I'M THE ONE WHO WAS SICK. 325 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,126 SHUT UP. 326 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,001 SO, I LIKED MEN. 327 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,667 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IN TO IT. 328 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,792 IT'S NOT WHAT GOD INTENDED. 329 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,166 I COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY, 330 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,583 I COULD HAVE HAD A NORMAL LIFE. 331 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,834 YOU COULD'VE, TOO. 332 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,208 THAT LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN A LIE, 333 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,125 AND COMPLETELY UNFAIR TO YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN, 334 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,083 WHO WOULD'VE HATED YOU. 335 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,125 NOT IF I NEVER LOOKED BACK. 336 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,417 NOT IF I HAD FAITH. 337 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,625 GOD CHALLENGES US LIKE THIS, 338 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:30,166 SO WE'LL CHOSE GOOD, SO WE'LL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL. 339 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:33,792 ONLY THING IS, SO FEW OF US DO. 340 00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:36,166 IT'S NOT A CHOICE. 341 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,542 GOD ALREADY MADE THE CHOICE FOR YOU. 342 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,083 THAT'S JUST LIBERAL PROPAGANDA 343 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,375 TO JUSTIFY YOUR OWN DEPRAVITY. 344 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,208 JIM. 345 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,375 NO MATTER HOW NICE YOU FIX ME UP, 346 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,792 I'M STILL GOING TO HELL, AND YOU KNOW IT. 347 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:53,625 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING THERE TOO. 348 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,709 BRENDA, PICK UP THE PHONE. 349 00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:16,500 DON'T JUST LAY THERE AND SAY "FUCK YOU". 350 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,250 OKAY, LOOK, I'M SORRY I PISSED YOU OFF. 351 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,084 I KNOW YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE 352 00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:23,291 BUT SO AM I. 353 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,375 SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY ? 354 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,167 CALL ME. 355 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,166 ( phone ) 356 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,792 HEY ! 357 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,167 UH, YES, THIS IS FISHER & SONS, 358 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:43,458 CAN I HELP YOU ? 359 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,084 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 360 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:50,333 YES, WE CAN PICK UP THE BODY, UH, THE DECEASED. 361 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,291 WHICH MORGUE ? 362 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,500 OH, RESIDENCE, OKAY. 363 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,542 WHAT'S THE ADDRESS ? 364 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,750 ROBBIE ? 365 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,792 OH, I'M SORRY, DID MY TREE HIT YOU ? 366 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,084 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT ? 367 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,458 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, RUTH. 368 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,250 I GOT A WHOLE BIG BUNCH OF FERNS OUT BACK 369 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,500 I GOTTA CUT UP 370 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,083 SO YOU CAN MAKE MORE OF THOSE 371 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,875 BEAUTIFUL, ONE-OF-A-KIND ARRANGEMENTS. 372 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,625 HOW DID YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU WERE... 373 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,167 INTO FLOWERS ? 374 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,125 WELL, IT WAS OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING. 375 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,209 MY FIRST WORD WAS PERENNIAL. 376 00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:33,083 HOW DID YOU TELL THEM YOU WERE... 377 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,875 GAY ? 378 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,001 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM GAY ? 379 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,000 JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A REFINED AESTHETIC, 380 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,750 YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ASSUMPTIONS 381 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,291 ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE ? 382 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,583 I'M SO SORRY, YOU'RE NOT GAY ? 383 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,084 YES, I'M GAY. 384 00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:48,291 BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T SEE 385 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:51,084 HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 386 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,542 DO I ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR INTIMATE SEXUAL LIFE, 387 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,042 EVEN THOUGH IT IS ON FULL DISPLAY IN THE WORKPLACE ? 388 00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:57,625 NO, I DO NOT. 389 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,500 I TOLERATE THE REPERCUSSIONS, 390 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,041 BUT, I DON'T PRY. 391 00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,250 I'M SORRY. 392 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,209 I'M ASKING BECAUSE MY SON-- 393 00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:08,208 OH, DEAR LORD, SAVE IT FOR "GERALDO". 394 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,917 SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY SHOWS SIGNS OF HOMOSEXUALITY 395 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:15,917 AND SUDDENLY IT'S A NATIONAL CRISIS. 396 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:17,250 COMING OUT TO MY PARENTS, 397 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,333 HONESTLY, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME 398 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:23,542 THE MOST HORRIBLE MOMENT FROM YOUR INTIMATE PAST ? 399 00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:24,834 IT WAS HORRIBLE ? 400 00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:28,583 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 401 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,875 I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU, ROBBIE. 402 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:39,208 ( groaning ) 403 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,417 THAT IS A SHITTY PLACE FOR THE LILY. 404 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,542 MR. JACOBY ? 405 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:55,500 ( music playing ) 406 00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:19,834 ( opera music playing ) 407 00:23:49,084 --> 00:23:50,458 OH, FUCK. 408 00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:54,041 JESUS, BILLY, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO. 409 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,083 AHHH ! 410 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,625 DID I GET YOU ? 411 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,917 COME ON, MAN, IT'S PAINT. 412 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:25,333 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING ? 413 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,458 I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY. 414 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:29,250 NO, IT'S JUST PLAIN FUN. 415 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,167 YOU KNOW, IF YOU MIX UP THE LETTERS IN "FUNERAL" 416 00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,208 YOU GET "REAL FUN". 417 00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:34,917 HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE THAT ? 418 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,750 YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER, 419 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,167 SHE'S JUST A KID. 420 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,792 THAT'S KINDA IRONIC, DON'T YOU THINK ? 421 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:45,917 YOU TELLING ME THAT. 422 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,333 WHAT'D THEY TELL YOU ? 423 00:24:58,917 --> 00:25:01,625 THEY TELL YOU I MADE A BOMB ? 424 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,959 DID THEY TELL YOU WHO IT WAS FOR ? 425 00:25:04,959 --> 00:25:07,667 I KNOW YOU WROTE THINGS ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. 426 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:09,333 LIAR ! 427 00:25:11,084 --> 00:25:13,458 DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME. 428 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:17,000 HE THOUGHT HE WAS SUCH A GENIUS. 429 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,917 EVERYBODY THOUGHT, HE WAS SUPPOSED... 430 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,083 HE EVEN HAD BRENDA FOOLED. 431 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,750 WHICH BLOWS MY MIND. 432 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,458 WELL, OKAY, SHE WAS YOUNG. 433 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:26,126 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DR. FEINBERG ? 434 00:25:26,126 --> 00:25:28,167 NO, TREVOR, YOU FUCKING MORON. 435 00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:30,875 TREVOR, PERFECT FUCKING, TREVOR. 436 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,583 HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE KING OF BRENDA, 437 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,000 WHICH IS SUCH ADOLESCENT SHIT, 438 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,875 AS IF YOU COULD KNOW SOMEBODY FOR, WHAT, 439 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,041 A FEW MONTHS ? 440 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,709 AND JUST REPLACE THEIR WHOLE LIFE ? 441 00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:42,709 THEIR FAMILY ? 442 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,709 BRENDA'S NOT ALLOWED TO LOVE ANYONE 443 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,625 AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES YOU ? 444 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,208 ABLE... 445 00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:50,209 SHE'S NOT ABLE. 446 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:55,375 YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU'RE RIGHT. 447 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,709 BREN' NEVER EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT TREVOR. 448 00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,208 SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T TRUST ME. 449 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,917 YOU DON'T GET TO CALL HER THAT ! 450 00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:07,209 YOU CALL HER BRENDA. 451 00:26:07,209 --> 00:26:09,001 YOU KNOW, SHE BROKE UP WITH ME TODAY. 452 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,000 REALLY ? 453 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,209 YEAH, TOOK AWAY MY KEY. 454 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,083 WELL, IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 455 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,291 YOU AND BRENDA, 456 00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,875 WAS NEVER A GOOD IDEA. 457 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:46,667 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 458 00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:50,291 LISTEN, I GOTTA GO, SO, YOU TAKE CARE. 459 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,792 HEY. 460 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:12,834 HEY. 461 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:15,208 YOU READY TO GO ? 462 00:27:15,208 --> 00:27:17,333 YEAH, JUST, 463 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:20,792 GIMME A SECOND TO RECOVER. 464 00:27:20,792 --> 00:27:23,208 STILL BAD, HUH ? 465 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:26,167 IT'S JUST FUCKING TIRING 466 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,126 TRYING TO ACT NORMAL ALL DAY. 467 00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:30,583 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 468 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:35,250 SO, WHAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING 469 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,625 ANYONE'S SAID TO YOU TODAY ? 470 00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:40,084 UMM, OH, 471 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:42,125 PACKY WALKER TOLD ME THAT 472 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,291 HE ONCE HAD TO GET HIS STOMACH PUMPED 473 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:48,126 BECAUSE HE ATE HIS DOG'S DE-WORMING PILLS. 474 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,250 HE THOUGHT THEY WERE 'LUDES. 475 00:27:52,709 --> 00:27:55,417 WELL, ISN'T IT COMFORTING TO KNOW 476 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,875 THAT BEING MISERABLE'S STILL BETTER 477 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,125 THAN BEING AN IDIOT ? 478 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,125 ( alarm chirping ) 479 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:25,208 ALRIGHT. 480 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:27,333 YOU WANNA HEAR THE MOST HORRIBLE MOMENT 481 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,041 FROM MY INTIMATE PAST ? 482 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,667 UH, NO, SISTER, I DO NOT. 483 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,667 I WAS MARRIED TO MY HUSBAND FOR 30 YEARS 484 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:38,500 AND I NEVER SLEPT WITH ANOTHER MAN 485 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,291 UNTIL I STARTED HAVING SEX WITH MY HAIRDRESSER. 486 00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:51,750 AND THE FIRST TIME MY HAIRDRESSER FRIEND AND I 487 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,750 HAD INTERCOURSE, 488 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:58,792 HE ASKED ME TO PLEASURE MYSELF SO HE WOULD KNOW, 489 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:02,333 YOU KNOW, HOW I DID THAT. 490 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,042 AND, 491 00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:08,042 I COULDN'T. 492 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:12,875 BECAUSE I HAD NEVER PLEASURED MYSELF IN MY LIFE. 493 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,834 I WAS 52 YEARS OLD. 494 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:20,167 AND I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO... 495 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:22,875 MASTURBATE. 496 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:25,375 ... FROM A HAIRDRESSER. 497 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,375 ( laughing ) OHH... 498 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:34,084 OH, MY... 499 00:29:34,084 --> 00:29:36,709 WELL, RUTH, 500 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:40,417 THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT, BUT, 501 00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:42,792 I'M STILL NOT GONNA TELL YOU 502 00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:44,709 ABOUT COMING OUT TO MY PARENTS. 503 00:29:44,709 --> 00:29:45,959 WHY NOT ? 504 00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,083 BECAUSE I NEVER DID, CUPCAKE. 505 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:51,208 MY DADDY WOULD'VE NEVER SPOKEN ANOTHER WORD TO ME 506 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,167 AND MY MOTHER WOULD'VE JUST GONE, 507 00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:55,917 INSANE, RIGHT THERE, ON THE SPOT. 508 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,291 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 509 00:29:57,291 --> 00:30:00,458 A CHILD KNOWS WHAT HIS PARENTS NEED HIM TO BE. 510 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:03,583 MY MOTHER IS ONE OF THOSE WOMEN 511 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:06,166 THAT NEVER DID ANYTHING BUT RAISE CHILDREN. 512 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:08,375 SO, IF YOU CAME OUT WRONG, 513 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:11,209 LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU INTO, 514 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:14,250 THEN, YOU KNOW, HER WHOLE LIFE IS A FAILURE. 515 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,625 I'M NOT LIKE THAT. 516 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:28,166 ( Brenda ) DID HE EVER ACTUALLY THREATEN YOU ? 517 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,667 UH, TELLING THE NEW BOYFRIEND 518 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,209 YOU WANTED THE OLD BOYFRIEND DEAD 519 00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,458 WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A FUCKING KNIFE, 520 00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,583 YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE A THREAT TO ME. 521 00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:46,083 HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT TREVOR ? 522 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:49,083 IT'S SUCH ANCIENT HISTORY. 523 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:51,208 YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT ANYONE. 524 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,917 I WAS 18. 525 00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,625 DID YOU LOVE HIM ? 526 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,917 YES. 527 00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:01,166 SO, WHAT HAPPENED ? 528 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:04,125 BILLY GOT SICK. 529 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:07,126 TREVOR WENT TO YALE WITHOUT ME. 530 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:09,458 BILLY GOT RID OF HIM BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS. 531 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:12,042 EVERYONE WAS JEALOUS OF TREVOR. 532 00:31:12,042 --> 00:31:14,126 HE WAS RIDICULOUSLY GIFTED. 533 00:31:14,126 --> 00:31:16,250 ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO EVERYBODY SECRETLY HATES 534 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,083 BECAUSE HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING 535 00:31:18,083 --> 00:31:21,083 AND ALWAYS GETS WHAT HE WANTS. 536 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,417 HE DIDN'T GET YOU. 537 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,458 OH, PLEASE, HE COULD DO BETTER. 538 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,458 HE DID, ACTUALLY. 539 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,917 THE WOMAN HE MARRIED 540 00:31:29,917 --> 00:31:32,125 WON THE NATIONAL BOOK AWARD LAST YEAR. 541 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,458 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIDICULOUSLY GIFTED TOO. 542 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:38,417 YOU COULD BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAS EVERYTHING. 543 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:51,000 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, BREN'. 544 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,542 IF YOU DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THIS, 545 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:54,000 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO WANNA CALL YOUR PARENTS. 546 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,417 WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WANNA CALL MY PARENTS, BUT, 547 00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:59,167 UNFORTUNATELY, THEY HAPPEN TO BE IN SOUTH AFRICA AT THE MOMENT. 548 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,291 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO CONTACT THEM. 549 00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:03,458 WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING AROUND ? 550 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:06,126 I LOVE YOU AND I'M SURE THAT WHATEVER YOU FEEL ABOUT ME, 551 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:08,209 YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME DEAD. 552 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,333 ARE YOU OKAY ? 553 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:21,750 NO. 554 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,667 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR ? 555 00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:29,083 WHAT, NOW YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, TOO ? 556 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,375 NO, NO. 557 00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:36,375 GODAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU SHUTTING ME OUT ? 558 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,667 I JUST WANNA BE ALONE, OKAY ? 559 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:45,001 I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP. 560 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,166 WELL, GOODNIGHT. 561 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,458 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 562 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:43,500 ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH GABRIEL DIMAS ? 563 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,500 I GUESS I JUST WASN'T IN THE MOOD 564 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,209 FOR A LECTURE ON INAPPROPRIATE FRIENDS. 565 00:33:49,209 --> 00:33:51,167 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD DO THAT ? 566 00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:52,959 WELL, SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK 567 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,834 HE'S THE GREATEST INFLUENCE. 568 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:56,875 AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 569 00:33:56,875 --> 00:34:00,625 I THINK THAT I'M AS MUCH OF AN INFLUENCE ON HIM 570 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:02,875 AS HE IS ON ME, SO, 571 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,959 IT'S NOT LIKE IT ONLY GOES ONE WAY. 572 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,000 RIGHT. 573 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,125 RELATING TO ANOTHER PERSON IS A WAY 574 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:10,917 WE RELATE TO A PART OF OURSELVES. 575 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:19,084 HE'S LIKE AN EXTREME VERSION OF ME, YOU KNOW ? 576 00:34:19,084 --> 00:34:20,250 I CAN SEE THAT. 577 00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:24,750 BUT, WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH, 578 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,167 IT'S SO MUCH MORE. 579 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:30,042 BUT I UNDERSTAND, YOU KNOW ? 580 00:34:30,042 --> 00:34:33,583 FEELING LIKE YOU'VE GOT THIS SHADOW OVER YOU 581 00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,583 ALL THE TIME. 582 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,959 WHAT'S YOUR SHADOW ? 583 00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:42,250 UMM... 584 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,792 DEATH, I GUESS. 585 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,875 DEATH AND SILENCE. 586 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,126 IS THAT CRAZY ? 587 00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,500 WHAT'S THE SILENCE ? 588 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:04,542 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE SADNESS, OR... 589 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,084 FEAR, MAYBE. 590 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:13,042 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY'S SO SCARED 591 00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:15,250 THAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING. 592 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:19,001 'CAUSE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BURY SOMEONE, 593 00:35:19,001 --> 00:35:22,001 IT'S THE MOST SENSITIVE TIME IN A PERSON'S LIFE. 594 00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:25,000 SO, IT'S LIKE MY FAMILY, THEY'RE JUST SO CAREFUL. 595 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,083 IT'S LIKE THEY ALMOST BECOME INVISIBLE. 596 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:34,083 THAT WAS HEAVY. 597 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,041 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 598 00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:48,750 NOTHING, I'M JUST BEING A FREAK. 599 00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:53,542 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID 600 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,250 THAT YOU'LL SAY THE WRONG THING. 601 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,084 THAT'S JUST IT, I'M NOT. 602 00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:02,126 I MEAN, I DO SAY THE WRONG THING. 603 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:05,333 BUT, IT'S LIKE, THIS IS GONNA SOUND STUPID, 604 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:09,000 BUT LIKE I TALK SO MUCH SHIT ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW, 605 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,333 AND THAT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY TO NOT SAY... 606 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:17,167 WHATEVER. 607 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:19,417 TO NOT SAY WHAT ? 608 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,959 I'M NOT HERE FOR THE SCHOOL, 609 00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:32,001 OR FOR YOUR MOM, 610 00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:33,875 I'M JUST HERE FOR YOU. 611 00:36:37,084 --> 00:36:39,208 THIS IS CONFIDENTIAL, RIGHT ? 612 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:52,417 GABE DIDN'T O.D. BY ACCIDENT. 613 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:56,959 HE DID IT ON PURPOSE I THINK. 614 00:36:56,959 --> 00:37:00,667 WELL, MOST O.D.'s AREN'T REALLY JUST ACCIDENTS. 615 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,959 RIGHT, SO, WHAT CAN I DO AS THE FRIEND OF A PERSON 616 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,959 WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 617 00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:08,375 LIKE, I KNOW ALL THE, "I CAN'T SAVE HIM" STUFF, 618 00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:10,125 AND, I WENT TO THE WEBSITES, 619 00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:12,625 AND IT'S ALL LIKE "WHAT YOU CAN'T DO". 620 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,792 SO, WHAT CAN DO I ? 621 00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:19,583 TRY NOT TO MAKE YOURSELF INVISIBLE. 622 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:21,917 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. 623 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:24,000 THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD START, IS IT ? 624 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,209 AT LEAST MY TIE CAN BE STRAIGHT, RIGHT ? 625 00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:40,126 YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT ME THE WAY I WAS, 626 00:37:40,126 --> 00:37:44,208 LET THE WORLD SEE ME FOR WHO I WAS REALLY AM. 627 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:47,041 AN ABOMINATION OF NATURE. 628 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:48,542 SHUT UP. 629 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:52,209 WHO YOU ARE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 630 00:37:52,209 --> 00:37:53,583 THAT'S A LITTLE HARD TO BUY, 631 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,750 COMING FROM SOMEBODY 632 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,417 WHO CRUISES FOR DICK ON THE INTERNET 633 00:37:56,417 --> 00:37:59,001 AND HAS UNSAFE SEX WITH PROSTITUTES. 634 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:00,750 YOU KNOW, THEY MADE A SHRINE 635 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,166 AT THE PLACE WHERE YOU DIED, 636 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,834 WITH PICTURES OF YOU AND FLOWERS. 637 00:38:05,834 --> 00:38:08,667 PEOPLE GO THERE AND HOLD CANDLES IN YOUR HONOR. 638 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,208 WHAT PEOPLE ? 639 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,042 YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR COMMUNITY. 640 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:14,291 BLEEDING HEART FAGGOTS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 641 00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:16,625 GUYS WHO FUCKED ME WHEN THEY WERE DRUNK 642 00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:18,583 AND THEN NEVER CALLED ME BACK. 643 00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,291 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. 644 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,959 BUT NOT AS MANY AS HATE ME. 645 00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:24,583 AND YOU. 646 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,126 ( clapping ) 647 00:38:33,084 --> 00:38:35,625 NICE JOB. 648 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:39,875 MAN, THAT IS THE BEST WORK YOU'VE EVER DONE, DAVID. 649 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,500 THANKS. 650 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,208 NICE, VERY NICE. 651 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:52,709 HEY, THERE'S LIKE 200 HOMOS OUTSIDE. 652 00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:55,083 ALREADY ? 653 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:57,126 IT'S ONLY QUARTER OF. 654 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,458 YOU'D THINK THE FAMILY WOULDN'T WANT ALL OF THAT 655 00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:01,041 COMING IN HERE, YOU KNOW ? 656 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,417 ALL OF WHAT ? 657 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,000 THERE'S THIS ONE GUY, 658 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,083 HE'S DRESSED LIKE JACKIE KENNEDY. 659 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:11,001 YOU THINK THIS GUY'S MOTHER REALLY NEEDS TO SEE THAT TODAY ? 660 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:15,209 HOW'D YOU GET THOSE ABRASIONS ON HIS CHEEK 661 00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:16,792 SO SMOOTH LOOKING ? 662 00:39:16,792 --> 00:39:19,083 I USED DIAPER RASH CREAM, YOU LEFT SOME. 663 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,291 WOW. 664 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:25,417 YOU KNOW, RICO, I'M A HOMO. 665 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,667 I MAY NOT DRESS LIKE JACKIE KENNEDY 666 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:33,291 BUT I HAVE SEX WITH MEN. 667 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:44,834 DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT, 668 00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:47,209 ALRIGHT ? 669 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:49,875 WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO HIDE IT FROM YOU ? 670 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,458 YOU CHANGE YOUR BABY'S DIAPER IN MY HOUSE, 671 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:54,750 YOU SHOW ME A VIDEOTAPE OF YOUR WIFE GIVING BIRTH. 672 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,667 WHERE I COME FROM, 673 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:59,625 IF MEN NEED TO DO THAT SOMETIMES, 674 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:02,291 THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 675 00:40:04,291 --> 00:40:06,209 THEY DON'T LEAVE THEIR WIFE AND KIDS, 676 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:07,167 THEY'RE STILL MEN. 677 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:09,126 I AM A MAN ! 678 00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,083 SO I TOOK THE HEIGHT OF TREE "A" 679 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:19,750 AND DIVIDED IT BY THE LENGTH OF SHADOW "B". 680 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,084 SO, DO YOU SEE HOW I GOT TO TANGENT "C" ? 681 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,917 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SUCH A 'TRIG BITCH ? 682 00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:30,000 DON'T GET ME WRONG, 683 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,208 I KNOW IT'S TOTALLY POINTLESS. 684 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:34,458 JUST SOMEHOW, TEACHING YOU 685 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:36,667 MAKES IT SEEM MORE INTERESTING. 686 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,042 IT MUST BE THE POWER. 687 00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:44,042 WELL, YOU, 688 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,625 ARE A VERY 689 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,042 STIMULATING TEACHER. 690 00:40:49,042 --> 00:40:51,250 I LOVE YOUR, 691 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,291 GRASP OF THE MATERIAL. 692 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,458 UMM, MAYBE WE SHOULD GRASP THE NEXT ONE. 693 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,875 WHICH ONE ? 694 00:41:01,875 --> 00:41:04,001 NUMBER FIVE. 695 00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:08,375 COME HERE. 696 00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:21,041 WHAT IS IT ? 697 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:23,042 NOTHING. 698 00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:25,126 ALLERGIES. 699 00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:27,166 HEY, COME ON. 700 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,083 I'M SCARED. 701 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,750 IT'S OKAY. 702 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:44,000 I'M SCARED, TOO. 703 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:48,417 I'M SCARED YOU'RE GONNA DISAPPEAR. 704 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:54,209 I'M NOT GONNA DISAPPEAR. 705 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,583 WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF ? 706 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:10,834 I'M SCARED I'M NOT GONNA FINISH MY MATH HOMEWORK. 707 00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:12,709 HEY, I TOLD YOU. 708 00:42:17,917 --> 00:42:21,042 I'M SCARED THAT YOU 709 00:42:21,042 --> 00:42:24,917 ARE TOO GOOD FOR ME. 710 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,875 OH, YOU'RE CRAZY. 711 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,458 I FINALLY FIND A WOMAN I WANNA COMMIT TO, 712 00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:39,500 AND SHE MAKES IT TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 713 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,500 YOU THINK THAT'S A COINCIDENCE ? 714 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,041 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 715 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,667 MAYBE IF SHE MADE IT EASIER 716 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,417 YOU WOULDN'T BE SO EAGER. 717 00:42:50,917 --> 00:42:53,333 I NEED MORE GARLIC. 718 00:42:55,625 --> 00:42:58,041 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BORED WITH THE GIRLS YOU COULD HAVE, 719 00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:00,250 AND FASCINATED WITH THE ONES YOU COULDN'T. 720 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:05,209 YEAH, WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT ? 721 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,709 YOUR BROTHER'S GAY, ISN'T HE ? 722 00:43:21,084 --> 00:43:23,250 I THINK THAT'S A QUESTION FOR HIM. 723 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,583 HAS HE TOLD YOU ? 724 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,625 NO, HE HAS NOT TOLD ME. 725 00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:32,041 BUT, IT'S OBVIOUS, EVERYONE KNOWS. 726 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:33,792 AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM ? 727 00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:35,083 I TRIED, I TRIED TO DISCUSS IT, 728 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,291 HE WOULDN'T LET ME. 729 00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:38,084 I GUESS HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, MOM. 730 00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:39,166 BUT IT'S NOT GOOD FOR A PERSON 731 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,583 TO SKULK AROUND LIKE THAT. 732 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,667 HE'S VERY TENSE, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIM. 733 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:43,834 BREATHE, MOM. 734 00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:45,333 I KNOW HOW TO BREATHE ! 735 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,709 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU BLAMING ME 736 00:43:46,709 --> 00:43:49,126 FOR ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 737 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:52,375 YOUR CARROTS ARE BURNING. 738 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:58,417 Haven't you seen a little girl called Bunny ? 739 00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:00,750 About your age ? 740 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:02,875 A new girl. 741 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:06,208 With a dress, just like yours... 742 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:09,167 ( glass breaking ) 743 00:44:10,126 --> 00:44:12,001 ( door opening ) 744 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:26,126 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 745 00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:29,167 I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 746 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:33,126 I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. 747 00:44:33,126 --> 00:44:35,084 YEAH ? FIX WHAT ? 748 00:44:35,084 --> 00:44:38,333 OH, IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 749 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,375 BUT I'M GONNA FIX IT, OKAY ? 750 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:44,959 OH, MY GOD, BILLY, WHAT HAVE YOU... 751 00:44:44,959 --> 00:44:47,166 DID YOU HURT HIM ? 752 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,084 NO, NO, NO, I FIXED IT. 753 00:44:49,917 --> 00:44:51,458 OH, GOD. 754 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:53,125 SEE, I CAN'T BE HIM ANYMORE. 755 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,875 HE'S SOMEBODY ELSE NOW. 756 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,001 I DID IT FOR YOU. 757 00:44:56,001 --> 00:44:57,542 AND NOW WE CAN BURY HIM, AND THE BEST PART IS 758 00:44:57,542 --> 00:44:59,500 NOW THE NURSE WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO FIND HIM. 759 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,667 YOU'VE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD. 760 00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:04,001 LET ME GET A TOWEL. 761 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,625 WE JUST HAVE TO GET YOURS NOW. 762 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,709 THIS WAY, YOU'LL BE SAFE FROM HER, TOO, 763 00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:12,001 FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME EVER 764 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,208 AND THEN WE CAN BURY THEM, 765 00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,750 AND THEN YOU AND I CAN BE NEW PEOPLE. 766 00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,125 AND WE CAN FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING 767 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:18,083 BAD THAT THEY WROTE. 768 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,667 I DON'T WANT US TO BE NEW PEOPLE, 769 00:45:19,667 --> 00:45:23,001 I LIKE US THE WAY WE ARE. 770 00:45:23,001 --> 00:45:24,917 WELL, I ALREADY DID IT, BRENDA, 771 00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:26,250 SO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT, TOO. 772 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:29,959 OKAY. 773 00:45:32,001 --> 00:45:34,250 GIVE ME THE KNIFE. 774 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,333 I WANNA DO IT. 775 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,126 NO, YOU DID YOURS, I SHOULD DO MINE. 776 00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:39,417 NATHANIEL SAVED ISABEL ONCE, 777 00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:40,959 THEY WERE ON THE SAILBOAT... 778 00:45:40,959 --> 00:45:42,083 IT'S A BOOK, IT'S FICTION. 779 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,667 AND HE GAVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH 780 00:45:43,667 --> 00:45:45,126 AND SAVED HER FOR THE FIRST TIME... 781 00:45:45,126 --> 00:45:46,959 NATHANIEL AND ISABEL ARE NOT REAL. 782 00:45:56,291 --> 00:45:58,083 I NEED TO DO IT. 783 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,917 BILLY, GET OFF ME ! 784 00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:10,458 BILLY, GET OFF ME ! 785 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:14,042 I'M WARNING YOU, THIS IS GONNA HURT. 786 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,542 YES, HELLO, I NEED AN AMBULANCE. 787 00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:20,375 ( male ) YOUR SON'S BURNING IN HELL ! 788 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,166 GOD HATES FAGS ! 789 00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:23,834 GOD HATES MORONS ! 790 00:47:23,834 --> 00:47:25,375 THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH ! 791 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,126 AND AIDS ! 792 00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:29,458 YOU LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE OR SO HELP ME... 793 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:30,583 IT'S MY RIGHT TO BE HERE. 794 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:31,750 YEAH, THIS IS AMERICA. 795 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,000 IT'S MY RIGHT TO TELL THE TRUTH. 796 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,375 GOD KILLED MARC FOSTER AND I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE. 797 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:38,083 GOD JUST SHOVED YOUR STOMACH INTO YOUR LUNGS 798 00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:39,500 AND I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE ! 799 00:47:41,084 --> 00:47:43,834 LOOK, GOD JUST GOT YOU IN THE FACE ! 800 00:47:43,834 --> 00:47:45,333 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ? 801 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,709 HE STARTED IT. 802 00:47:46,709 --> 00:47:48,126 YOU ALRIGHT, SIR ? 803 00:47:48,126 --> 00:47:49,250 THAT MAN OUGHTA BE ARRESTED. 804 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:50,875 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, YOU JUST WATCH YOURSELF. 805 00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:52,542 I DEMAND THAT THAT MAN BE ARRESTED ! 806 00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:55,042 THIS IS A FUNERAL, SHOW SOME RESPECT. 807 00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,041 WHAT HAPPENED ? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN ? 808 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:01,126 NO, NOTHING HAPPENED. 809 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,875 I'M SORRY. 810 00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:17,542 DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME. 811 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,166 DAMN... 812 00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:20,792 YOU MESSED THAT GUY UP. 813 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:26,001 NO, I'M SORRY FOR HOW I'VE BEEN. 814 00:48:26,001 --> 00:48:28,001 I'M JUST, 815 00:48:28,001 --> 00:48:30,166 I'M SORRY. 816 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:35,000 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO WORK NOT TO BE WORRYING 817 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 818 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,001 YOU COULD GET YOURSELF KILLED IF-- 819 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:41,041 IF WHAT ? 820 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:43,750 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 821 00:48:43,750 --> 00:48:46,792 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 822 00:48:46,792 --> 00:48:48,250 ARE YOU SURE ? 823 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,625 YES. 824 00:48:52,209 --> 00:48:55,750 I'M SORRY FOR HOW I WAS, WITH YOU, 825 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,042 WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. 826 00:48:58,042 --> 00:49:00,667 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SO HARD FOR ME. 827 00:49:00,667 --> 00:49:02,792 IT'S HARD FOR ALL OF US. 828 00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:07,375 BUT, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT, 829 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,625 THAT YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 830 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:11,583 FOR ME IT'S LIKE I AGREE WITH THEM, YOU KNOW ? 831 00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:14,042 LIKE IT IS MY FAULT, AND I SHOULD BE ABLE 832 00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:15,209 TO FIX IT. 833 00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:16,542 THERE'S NOTHING TO FIX. 834 00:49:16,542 --> 00:49:18,625 BUT IT'S NOT WHO I WANNA BE. 835 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,750 I WANNA BE LIKE THE GUY AT MY CHURCH 836 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,375 WITH THE KID ON HIS KNEE. 837 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,458 YOU CAN HAVE A KID ON YOUR KNEE, DAVID. 838 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:26,333 THAT GUY PROBABLY HASN'T SLEPT WITH HIS WIFE 839 00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:27,375 IN FIVE YEARS. 840 00:49:32,542 --> 00:49:35,458 I FEEL LIKE MY FATHER WOULD HATE ME IF HE KNEW. 841 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:38,750 YOU TOLD ME HE DID KNOW. 842 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:41,042 AND HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. 843 00:49:41,042 --> 00:49:42,375 DID YOU ? 844 00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:54,209 MY GIRL'S NAMED CLAIRE, SHE LIKES IT CLEAN, 845 00:49:54,209 --> 00:49:57,083 SHE'S GOT ORANGE HAIR, SMELLS LIKE TANGERINES, 846 00:49:57,083 --> 00:50:00,000 SHE'S GOT ORANGE HAIR, SMELLS LIKE BENZEDRINE ! 847 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,667 WOULD YOU SHUT UP ? 848 00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:03,375 MY MOTHER'S GONNA FRY YOUR BALLS FOR BREAKFAST 849 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,208 IF SHE CATCHES YOU IN HERE. 850 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,834 NICE. 851 00:50:06,834 --> 00:50:10,001 SO, IS THAT PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU EAT IN A FUNERAL HOME ? 852 00:50:10,001 --> 00:50:11,417 YEAH, WHY ? 853 00:50:31,375 --> 00:50:34,834 ( music playing ) 854 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,583 YOU OKAY ? 855 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:32,709 I HAD BILLY COMMITTED. 856 00:51:58,167 --> 00:51:59,500 MOM ? 857 00:52:01,709 --> 00:52:04,042 ARE YOU OKAY ? 858 00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:06,625 I HAVE A TERRIBLE HEADACHE. 859 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:09,209 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER. 860 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,042 WHAT, WHAT ? 861 00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:16,126 I'M GAY. 862 00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:19,126 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME ? 863 00:52:19,126 --> 00:52:21,166 I AM TELLING YOU. 864 00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:23,875 BEFORE, BEFORE. DON'T YOU TRUST ME ? 865 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,250 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? I'M TELLING YOU. 866 00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:28,959 BUT I'VE TRIED TO DISCUSS IT WITH YOU SEVERAL TIMES. 867 00:52:28,959 --> 00:52:31,250 LOOK, I JUST WASN'T COMFORTABLE, OKAY ? 868 00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:32,625 WHAT DOES IT MATTER NOW ? 869 00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:34,166 WHY NOT ? 870 00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,250 WHEN I WAS CLEARLY TRYING TO BE OPEN. 871 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,792 YOU KNOW, MOM. 872 00:52:37,792 --> 00:52:41,126 YOU MAY BE TRYING TO BE OPEN NOW, 873 00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:44,291 AND THAT'S GREAT, 874 00:52:44,291 --> 00:52:49,166 BUT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'VE BEEN FOR ALL MY LIFE. 875 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,041 YOU AND DAD, 876 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,542 NO ONE TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING, 877 00:52:52,542 --> 00:52:54,126 NONE OF US ARE LIKE THAT. 878 00:52:54,126 --> 00:52:55,542 EXCEPT NATE, AND THAT'S JUST BECAUSE 879 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:58,001 HE HAS NO OTHER WAY TO DISTINGUISH HIMSELF. 880 00:52:58,001 --> 00:53:00,709 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 881 00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:04,333 I KNOW YOU LOVE THE PART OF ME THAT'S YOUR SON. 882 00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:07,583 WHAT PART OF YOU ISN'T MY SON ? 883 00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:09,333 YOU'RE ALL MY SON. 884 00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:11,792 I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW ME VERY WELL. 885 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:13,375 WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT ? 886 00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:17,166 I'M SORRY. 887 00:53:25,959 --> 00:53:27,917 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'VE TRIED TO BRING IT UP BEFORE, 888 00:53:27,917 --> 00:53:29,709 OR NOW, EVEN, 889 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:32,792 IT'S LIKE YOU'VE DECIDED YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO I AM. 890 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:34,208 LIKE YOU'RE WILLING TO SEE ME THE WAY 891 00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:36,166 YOU'D MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AT SOMETHING HORRIBLE. 892 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:39,250 LIKE A CORPSE, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB, YOUR DUTY. 893 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,959 IT REVOLTS YOU, BUT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BEAR IT. 894 00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:44,041 WELL, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU DON'T REVOLT ME ! 895 00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:47,125 I DON'T CHOOSE WHICH PART OF YOU I LOVE, 896 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:49,083 LIKE SOME KIND OF CHICKEN ! 897 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:57,001 IT WAS JUST SO MUCH EASIER 898 00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:58,458 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE 899 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:01,167 AND YOU WOULD TELL ME EVERYTHING. 900 00:54:01,167 --> 00:54:05,667 AND WHEN YOU WERE UPSET, I COULD ALWAYS FIX IT. 901 00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:10,375 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOU ANYMORE. 902 00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:15,875 JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 903 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:18,001 BUT DO YOU ? 904 00:54:18,001 --> 00:54:19,875 I'M AFRAID THAT YOU DON'T. 905 00:54:19,875 --> 00:54:23,001 I DO, I WILL. 906 00:54:29,709 --> 00:54:32,167 WELL, 907 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:37,083 THAT'S ALL THAT I WANTED TO SAY. 908 00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:38,166 ALRIGHT. 909 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:42,333 WE'RE HAVING VEAL. 910 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,625 WELL, MOMMY STILL LOVES YOU. 911 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:00,250 DOES THAT MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER ? 912 00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:05,125 YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD. 913 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,792 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE ? 914 00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:08,875 I COULD'VE COME OUT TO EVERY MOTHER IN THE WORLD, 915 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:10,500 AND I'D STILL BE DEAD. 916 00:55:22,084 --> 00:55:24,625 OH, WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA INTERRUPT HIM 917 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:27,001 AND HIS MATCHING LOVE STUD ? 918 00:55:27,001 --> 00:55:29,209 BOTH OF THEM WILL BE IN HELL WITH US, BY THE WAY. 919 00:55:29,209 --> 00:55:30,834 BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME 920 00:55:30,834 --> 00:55:32,583 THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT MORE FUN. 921 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:35,083 STOP, STOP. 922 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,750 MAKE ME. 923 00:55:43,709 --> 00:55:46,792 PLEASE, GOD, HELP ME, TAKE THIS PAIN AWAY. 924 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:50,834 PLEASE FILL THIS LONELINESS WITH YOUR LOVE. 925 00:55:50,834 --> 00:55:54,167 HELP ME, GOD, PLEASE HELP ME. 926 00:56:22,417 --> 00:56:25,750 Captions Copyright 2001 HOME BOX OFFICE 927 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,750 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 928 00:56:29,709 --> 00:56:32,625 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER