1 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:09,110 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:13,781 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:48,976 ( dance music ) 4 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:53,847 * WHERE DO I GO, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME * 5 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,084 * I GET UNDONE, DUH, DUH, DUH * 6 00:01:57,185 --> 00:02:01,855 * WONDERING WHAT YOU DID WITH WHAT I USED TO BE * 7 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:09,330 ( whistling ) 8 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,067 HEY, BABY. 9 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,336 WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT ASS ? 10 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,506 COME HERE, WE'RE TALKING TO YOU ! 11 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,341 SLOW DOWN, BITCH. 12 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,109 HEY, WE JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 13 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,245 YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS. 14 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,515 BITCH, YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 15 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,250 HEY, CALLIE ! 16 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,619 HEY, CALLIE, IT'S JUST US ! 17 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:32,653 GODDAMNIT, ZACH ! 18 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,754 ( tires screeching, horn honking ) 19 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,256 OH, SHIT, CALLIE ! 20 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:39,627 CALLIE, CALLIE ! 21 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:46,500 * SAY IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON SAILING OVER A CARDBOARD SEA * 22 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,238 * BUT IT WOULDN'T BE MAKE BELIEVE * 23 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:54,074 * IF YOU BELIEVED IN ME 24 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,279 * YES, IT'S ONLY A CANVAS SKY * 25 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:03,451 * HANGING OVER A MUSLIN TREE * 26 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:10,658 * BUT IT WOULDN'T BE MAKE BELIEVE IF YOU BELIEVED IN ME * 27 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,861 PERFECT. 28 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,830 THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I WANT IT TO SOUND IN PASADENA. 29 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,532 UCH, IT'S JUST HORRIBLE. 30 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:22,470 BARITONES, SOMEONE AMONG YOU WAS SINGING A "B" FLAT, 31 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,538 OF ALL INAPPROPRIATE NOTES. 32 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,773 AND UM, 33 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,676 THERE WAS A CERTAIN TENOR WHO WAS SHARP ON THE "G". 34 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,411 A LOT. 35 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:33,046 I CAN ONLY PRAY TO JESUS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, EVAN. 36 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,215 IT WAS THE EMOTION, DENNIS. 37 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,585 THAT'S TOUCHING, BUT NO ONE CARES. 38 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,320 OKAY, 39 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,155 SADLY FOR OUR AUDIENCES WHO HAVE PAID $25 TO HEAR US, 40 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,225 WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WORK ON THAT TONIGHT. 41 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,194 BUT PLEASE, AND I AM BEGGING YOU 42 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,430 FROM A PLACE OF RAW DESPERATION, 43 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,433 LEARN YOUR PARTS THIS WEEKEND. 44 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,168 FOR THEM, IF NOT FOR ME. 45 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,572 DISMISSED. 46 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,676 DAVID, HEY. 47 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,445 ARE YOU GOING TO EVAN'S OPEN HOUSE TOMORROW ? 48 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,747 NO, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T-- 49 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,416 I PROMISE IT WON'T BE ONE OF THOSE SLOPPY SCENES WHERE 50 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,451 EVERYBODY ENDS UP NAKED IN THE POOL, 51 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,152 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE IMAGE OF 52 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,954 THEIR SOGGY PUBIC HAIR IN YOUR MIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 53 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,055 ( laughing ) 54 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,256 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 55 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,492 YEAH, IT'S JUST, I'M GOING AWAY. 56 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,593 OH. 57 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,429 WELL, I'M SURE HE'LL HAVE ANOTHER. 58 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,832 I HOPE SO, BECAUSE I'D REALLY LOVE TO GO. 59 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,099 OKAY. 60 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,336 WELL, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 61 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,875 ( moaning ) 62 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,243 SHH ! 63 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,379 SHUT UP. 64 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,981 MY MOM'S A REALLY LIGHT SLEEPER. 65 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,650 SORRY. 66 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,284 THAT WAS... 67 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,820 IT WAS A REALLY GREAT ONE. 68 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,988 IT WAS ? 69 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,157 MMM. 70 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,792 HOW WERE YOURS ? 71 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,060 GOOD. 72 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,662 JUST GOOD ? 73 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,029 BOTH ? 74 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,799 IT WAS JUST ONE. 75 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,435 BUT IT WAS GOOD. 76 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,106 IT WAS VERY GOOD. 77 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,510 I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER. 78 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,485 ARE YOU TIRED ? 79 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,587 IT'S REALLY LATE... 80 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:23,090 I WAS THINKING I'D SLEEP OVER. 81 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,925 I DON'T KNOW... 82 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,360 I GUESS. 83 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,895 IS THAT COOL ? 84 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,698 YEAH, FUCK IT. 85 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,966 DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM, THOUGH. 86 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,804 'CAUSE MY MOM GETS UP TO PEE LIKE 500 TIMES A NIGHT. 87 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,213 NOW I HAVE TO PEE. 88 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,148 JUST GO OUT THE WINDOW. 89 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,818 THAT'S WHAT NATE USED TO DO WHEN THIS WAS HIS ROOM. 90 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:56,490 JUST TRY TO AVOID THE AVOCADO TREE 'CAUSE WE EAT THOSE. 91 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:01,829 JUST DO IT. 92 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,137 ALMOST THERE ! 93 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,872 MY ASS IS KILLING ME. 94 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,574 SCIATICA ? 95 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:14,875 NO ! 96 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,078 IT'S USED TO BEING NESTLED IN A NICE SOFT CAR SEAT 97 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,147 FOR THIS TRIP. 98 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,149 ( spitting ) 99 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,384 I JUST LOVE THE FRESH AIR. 100 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:27,220 IT SMELLS A LOT LIKE DOG CRAP. 101 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,089 WE HAD A LITTLE DOG, YEARS AGO. 102 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,625 A TERRIER WE GOT FOR NATE WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH DAVID 103 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,161 SO, HE WOULDN'T BE JEALOUS OF THE BABY, YOU KNOW ? 104 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,496 YIPPIE, HE CALLED HIM. 105 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,465 BUT HE HAD SOME KIND OF A RARE HEART DEFECT, 106 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,568 SO, THE DAY WE CAME HOME WITH DAVID, 107 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,937 YIPPIE CRAWLED UNDER NATE'S LITTLE BED AND DIED. 108 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,708 THAT'S HOW MY LAST HUSBAND WENT. 109 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,477 HEART DEFECT. 110 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,480 JOGGED FIVE MILES EVERY MORNING, 111 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,281 THEN ONE DAY ? 112 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,749 POOF. 113 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,250 46 YEARS OLD. 114 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,586 OH, THAT'S AWFUL. 115 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,788 IT WAS BETTER THAN WITH MY FIRST HUSBAND. 116 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,823 MELANOMA AT 25. 117 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,193 AND IT WAS IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL FOR 10 YEARS. 118 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,128 CHEMO THREE TIMES. 119 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,997 THAT WAS HARD. 120 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,399 I REALLY LOVED HIM. 121 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,469 I'M SO SORRY. 122 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,807 WHEN DID YOU REMARRY ? 123 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:24,077 WELL, THERE WAS ONE IN BETWEEN THE TWO THAT DIED. 124 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,279 HE WAS JUST A DOG. 125 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:29,416 HE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS. 126 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,918 HE'LL PROBABLY LIVE TO BE 100 127 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:33,286 AND SCREWING OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES THE WHOLE TIME. 128 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,188 SONOFABITCH. 129 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,157 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 130 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,426 IT'S OKAY, IT IS FUNNY. 131 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,429 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS LUCKY 132 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,632 HAVING ONLY BURIED ONE HUSBAND BEFORE. 133 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,734 LUCKY, UNLUCKY, I DON'T KNOW. 134 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,469 I'M UNLUCKY I RAN THROUGH THREE HUSBANDS. 135 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,506 I'M LUCKY I GOT TO RETIRE EARLY OFF THE INSURANCE. 136 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,175 I'M UNLUCKY MY SON SET FIRE TO THE HOUSE. 137 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:58,078 I'M LUCKY I NEVER HAD A URINARY TRACT INFECTION. 138 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,981 I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT WORKS OUT FAIR IN THE END. 139 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,616 I'M SURE IT DOESN'T. 140 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,018 I STILL HAVE TO HAUL MY OWN ASS OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING. 141 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,620 I WENT TO THIS... 142 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,490 I TOOK A KIND OF A SEMINAR THAT WAS ABOUT THAT-- 143 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,159 OH, EST ? 144 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,727 LIFESPRING ? THE PLAN ? 145 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,795 THE PLAN. 146 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,363 MY DAUGHTER WAS INTO THAT FOR YEARS. 147 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,198 SHE WAS A GROUP LEADER, 148 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,868 SHE INSPIRED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO CHANGE THEIR LIVES. 149 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:24,938 NOW, SHE'S HOARDING FIREARMS IN A COMPOUND IN MONTANA. 150 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,306 NO ! 151 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,843 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN VERY SUSCEPTIBLE TO GROUP MENTALITY. 152 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:33,480 MAYBE I COULD HAVE GIVEN HER A STRONGER SENSE OF SELF, 153 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:36,183 BUT YOU KNOW, I DID MY BEST. 154 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,885 SOME THINGS ARE JUST GENETIC. 155 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,620 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ? 156 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,321 CAN'T YOU GET SOME KIND OF DE-PROGRAMMER TO GO IN 157 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:42,823 AND RESCUE HER ? 158 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,491 YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE'S AN ADULT. 159 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,727 I MEAN IT'S HER LIFE NOW. 160 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,496 MAYBE I SCREWED HER UP, MAYBE I DIDN'T. 161 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,732 MY SON TURNED OUT FINE. 162 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,334 HOW ARE YOUR KIDS ? 163 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,269 FINE... 164 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,205 I THINK. 165 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,942 I HAVE TO GO. 166 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,311 I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW IN TWO HOURS AND I HAVE TO SHOWER ! 167 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,713 WHAT KIND OF JOB ? 168 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,414 AS AN ACCOUNTANT FOR A CHAIN OF DRY CLEANERS ? 169 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,216 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH BOOKS. 170 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,818 SOUNDS FUN. 171 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,152 OH, I KNOW. 172 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,420 BUT, I NEED THE EXTRA INCOME 173 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,822 AND IT'S GOOD FOR ME TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 174 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,256 YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 175 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,691 THAT'S TRUE. 176 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,426 I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER TO GO TO BREAKFAST. 177 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:22,262 THE FRENCH MARKETPLACE HAS A $3.99 SPECIAL. 178 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:25,165 MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM. 179 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,836 SHE WAS RUNNING FROM A GROUP OF 180 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,471 BOYS WHO WERE WHISTLING... 181 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,742 AND SHE GOT SCARED THAT THEY WERE FOLLOWING HER 182 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:38,045 INTO A PARKING STRUCTURE. 183 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,180 SO... 184 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,684 SHE RAN INTO THE STREET. 185 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:47,320 THE CAR WAS SPEEDING, IT WAS DARK... 186 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,858 I'M SO SORRY. 187 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,694 DID THEY CATCH THE BOYS ? 188 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,296 THEY WERE THE ONES WHO CALLED THE AMBULANCE. 189 00:09:56,396 --> 00:10:01,735 THEY WERE HER FRIENDS. 190 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,438 I'M SORRY, I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND... ? 191 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,340 THEY WERE JUST PLAYING AROUND. 192 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,078 THEY WERE ALL IN A STATE OF SHOCK 193 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:15,448 THAT A WOMAN COULD BE TERRIFIED BY A GROUP OF MEN 194 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,251 CHASING HER AT NIGHT. 195 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:25,158 OF COURSE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S YOUR FRIENDS. 196 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,664 WHEN THEY SAW HER RUNNING, THEY TRIED CALLING HER NAME. 197 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,735 BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. 198 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,674 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 199 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,222 CAROL ? 200 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,657 I'M HERE WITH YOUR CAKE. 201 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,792 THANKS. 202 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,460 JUST PASS IT IN HERE. 203 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,663 IN WHERE ? 204 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:08,001 ARE YOU OKAY ? 205 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,804 I JUST NEED TO HAVE MY CAKE IN A SAFE WHITE PLACE TODAY. 206 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,906 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN ? 207 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,176 I HAD A VERY UPSETTING CONFERENCE CALL 208 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,945 WITH KATE HUDSON'S PEOPLE. 209 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,179 OH. 210 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,749 IT'S UNBELIEVABLY DEMEANING TO HAVE THESE LITTLE GIRLS 211 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,583 IN THEIR $800 SHOES, 212 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,518 WHO GREW UP WATCHING MUSIC VIDEOS TELLING ME 213 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,554 WHAT "A MOVIE" IS. 214 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,723 I'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS FOR 20 YEARS. 215 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,591 I'VE WORKED WITH STALLONE, ELLEN BARKIN, 216 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,660 MELANIE FUCKING GRIFFITH. 217 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,263 MY WORK IS EVERYTHING TO ME ! 218 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,931 I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A LIFE ! 219 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,600 I'M ON THE FUCKING SET, DEALING WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S CRISIS, 220 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,469 ROPING IN THE DIRECTOR, FIRING THE WRITER, 221 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,904 WRANGLING THE STAR. 222 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,739 AND WHO TAKES CARE OF ME ? 223 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,676 WHO EVEN WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME ? 224 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:55,148 THAT SOUNDS REALLY HARD. 225 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,954 UCH, IT'S SO BRIGHT OUT HERE. 226 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,656 CAREFUL, LISA ! 227 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,958 THESE SHEETS ARE NEW FROM PRATESI ! 228 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,459 DO YOU HAVE YOUR CAKE TOWEL ? 229 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,628 IT'S IN HERE. 230 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,063 ( baby crying ) 231 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,766 OKAY, I'LL COME BACK LATER FOR THE CAKE PLATE ! 232 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,635 I STILL NEED MY POOPY SHAKE AT TWO ! 233 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,170 RIGHT. 234 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,538 LISA, HONEY ? 235 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,008 YOUR HUSBAND'S CAR WAS IN THE DRIVEWAY AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 236 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,576 I DON'T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH OF A PROBLEM THIS IS. 237 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,012 HE CAME HOME SO LATE. 238 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,479 I'M SURE HE THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO GET OUT. 239 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,948 WHAT IF I DID, THOUGH ? 240 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,382 YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED US. 241 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,284 NO, I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE TIME... 242 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,685 AT HOME, NO ! 243 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,054 I'LL TELL HIM. 244 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,890 IT'S NOT THAT CHALLENGING TO FIND STREET PARKING ! 245 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,592 IS IT A SNAKE ? 246 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,161 OR SOME KIND OF TROPICAL VINE ? 247 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,031 IT'S KIND OF A COMBINATION OF MAORI TA MOKO 248 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,767 AND ALSO JAPANESE KANJI FOR, LIKE, INNER WISDOM, I THINK. 249 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,502 THIS, RIGHT HERE. 250 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,104 OH, MY. 251 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,672 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO AN INTERVIEW. 252 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,208 I DECIDED THAT JOB WASN'T REALLY ME. 253 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,844 OH. 254 00:12:56,944 --> 00:13:00,747 WELL, THERE'S EGGS AND BACON IN THE FRIDGE. 255 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:03,884 AND I THINK THERE ARE STILL SOME FROZEN WAFFLES. 256 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,586 YEAH, THEY'VE BEEN THERE SINCE LIKE, 1992. 257 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,588 THAT'S NOT TRUE, THEY'RE PERFECTLY FRESH. 258 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,490 I'LL TAKE A WAFFLE ! 259 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,437 LET'S SAY... 260 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,573 YOU'VE JUST MET SOMEONE, OH, 261 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,808 A MONTH OR SO AGO, 262 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,244 AND AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF EXCHANGING MESSAGES, 263 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,081 YOU FINALLY GET TOGETHER FOR A NICE ACTIVITY, 264 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,916 LIKE A HIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, 265 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,250 AND YOU HAVE A DELIGHTFUL TIME 266 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,386 AND YOU THINK THE OTHER PERSON DID TOO. 267 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,754 HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO CALL THE PERSON 268 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,356 TO SET UP ANOTHER DATE ? 269 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,058 WHO CALLED WHO FIRST ? 270 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,894 IS THIS ANOTHER BOYFRIEND ? 271 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,128 NO, IT IS NOT. 272 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,530 BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT TONE. 273 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,333 I DID ORIGINALLY. 274 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,902 WAIT. 275 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,369 IT'S HIS TURN. 276 00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:02,175 IT'S REALLY BAD TO BE, LIKE, BEGGING FOR IT. 277 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,212 HM. 278 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,915 THE WAFFLES ARE IN THE TOASTER. 279 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,517 NICE TO MEET YOU, DEAR. 280 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,856 YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THOSE. 281 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,026 I CAN MAKE YOU SOME TOAST. 282 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,962 THAT'S OKAY, I'LL GRAB SOMETHING ON THE WAY TO WORK. 283 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,563 OH, DO YOU WANT TO SEE "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE" 284 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,932 TOMORROW NIGHT ? 285 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,333 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT, AND RUSSELL SAYS 286 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,302 IT'S LIKE MANDATORY VIEWING FOR ALL HUMANS. 287 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,504 I CAN'T, WE'RE PLAYING AT THE SMELL. 288 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,906 REALLY ? 289 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,174 WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS GO ON ? 290 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,509 WE PROBABLY WON'T START UNTIL LIKE 11... 291 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,278 OKAY. 292 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,948 BUT IT MAY NOT BE THAT FUN FOR YOU, 293 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,450 I HAVE THESE OTHER FRIENDS COMING WHO YOU DON'T KNOW... 294 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,851 SO, CAN'T I MEET THEM ? 295 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,420 I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY WANT TO. 296 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,323 OH, OKAY. 297 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,761 BUT FRIDAY'S AWESOME, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE THEN. 298 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,996 NO, IT'S ONLY TOMORROW. 299 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,998 FRIDAY'S "EYES WIDE SHUT". 300 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,399 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT ? 301 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,334 I DID. 302 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,603 OKAY, SO... 303 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:07,607 WE'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE. 304 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,382 "PRIVATE BALCONIES, INVIGORATING POOLS AND JACUZZI, 305 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,018 "GOURMET CUISINE AND AN ARRAY OF ACTIVITIES 306 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,353 "ARE JUST SOME OF THE PLEASURES AWAITING OUR GUESTS AT 307 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,556 THE ROMANTIC REFUGE THAT IS LOS LOMOS." 308 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,225 I HOPE THERE'S SHUFFLEBOARD. 309 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,593 ( laughing ) 310 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,928 I'M SERIOUS, THEY HAD IT AT THIS PLACE IN SANTA BARBARA 311 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,930 MY PARENTS USED TO TAKE US WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 312 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,632 I REALLY HAD A KNACK FOR IT. 313 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,035 IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD EVER BEAT NATE AT. 314 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,337 "THE PICTURESQUE VILLAGE NEARBY OFFERS 315 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,140 "VISITORS SOPHISTICATED RESTAURANTS, ART GALLERIES, 316 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,542 ANTIQUE AND SPECIALTY SHOPS." 317 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,478 I JUST WANT TO SIT BY THE POOL AND DRINK PINA COLADAS ALL DAY. 318 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:51,551 * IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE * 319 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,920 WHOOPS, DOES THAT COUNT ? 320 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,122 YES, IT DOES. 321 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,656 YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR. BUT I STOPPED ! 322 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,824 I STOPPED ! 323 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,159 ALRIGHT, 50 CENTS. 324 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,960 I SHOULD GET A DOLLAR EVERY TIME YOU SAY 325 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,829 THE WORD "CALORIE" OR "CARB". 326 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:03,896 HOW OFTEN DO I SAY THOSE ? 327 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,932 A LOT, MORE THAN I SING. 328 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,434 I DON'T THINK SO. 329 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:12,439 ( radio chatter ) 330 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,243 ( male ) ... eight different segments. 331 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,910 Tell us the significance of those eight segments 332 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,446 to the story of life. 333 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,415 In fact, we've just taken the animal portion of life 334 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:26,486 and in terms of animal evolution, 335 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,457 there's been some great, new work over the last few years 336 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,959 that's really been able to uncover a story 337 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,695 of how this great diversity of animal life 338 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,365 we share the planet today with has come about. 339 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,968 And it turns out that there are really a million or so species 340 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:45,638 of animals that scientists have given names to. 341 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,776 There are really only eight different body plans... 342 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,518 WHATCHA DOING ? 343 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,321 PUMPING. 344 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,157 MMMOOOOO ! 345 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,193 THANKS FOR HELPING ME FEEL EVEN SEXIER 346 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,396 THAN I ALREADY DO AT THIS MOMENT. 347 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,765 YOU'RE CRAZY. 348 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,901 YOU COULDN'T BE MORE BEAUTIFUL. 349 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,469 YOU'RE LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF LIFE. 350 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,804 EW. 351 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,340 SHE'S STILL SLEEPING ? 352 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,410 DID CAROL SNEAK IN HERE AND SLIP HER SOME COGNAC ? 353 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,044 HARDLY, SHE MISSED HER EARLY NAP 354 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,613 BECAUSE I HAD TO USE THE BLENDER ALL MORNING. 355 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,381 WHERE DID YOU PARK ? 356 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,516 IN THE STREET. 357 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,918 AND SHE COULD'VE TOTALLY GOTTEN OUT THIS MORNING. 358 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,353 OF COURSE. 359 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,054 BUT THE REALITY IS SHE HAS TROUBLE DRIVING IN REVERSE, 360 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,390 SO, IT MAKES HER NERVOUS TO HAVE CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY. 361 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,025 SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO THINK 362 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,660 SHE DRIVES AN AMERICAN CAR. 363 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,661 WHATEVER. 364 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,830 LET'S DO OUR PART FOR PEACE. 365 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,447 EW ! 366 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,850 HI, HOMOS ! 367 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,153 THAT'S MY SON, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. 368 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,720 FUDGE PACKERS ! 369 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,256 PILLOW BITERS. 370 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,657 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY PLACE. 371 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,859 TWINKLE TOES ! 372 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,662 FAGGOTY-ASS FAGGOTS. 373 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,778 ( female ) HONEY, YOU BETTER TURN OVER ! 374 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,219 HERE'S SOME SHADE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, HONEY. 375 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,893 ( loud screeching ) 376 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,601 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM ! 377 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,769 HE CAN SLEEP THROUGH A DIRTY BOMB. 378 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,970 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET UP. 379 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,306 PLEASE, I NEED THE EXERCISE. 380 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,040 ALL WE'VE DONE SINCE WE GOT HERE IS EAT. 381 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,009 AND THE FOOD'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. 382 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,944 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 383 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,046 BUT I HEARD THE GIRL WHO DOES THE AQUA HIP HOP CLASS 384 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,581 IS TERRIFIC. 385 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,283 IF YOU CAN GET YOURSELF INTO THE POOL AT 7:30 IN THE MORNING. 386 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,484 THANKS FOR THE TIP. 387 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,885 I'M SHEILA, BY THE WAY. 388 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,020 HI. 389 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,889 ( loud screeching ) 390 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,762 HEY, SMILE ! 391 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,332 SO, ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR PINA COLADA ? 392 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,600 OH GOD, NO, THEN THEY'LL REALLY THINK WE'RE GAY. 393 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,068 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 394 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,271 I JUST THINK PEOPLE HERE ARE A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT. 395 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,005 YEAH, LIKE WHO ? 396 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,107 WASN'T THAT LADY OVER THERE NICE TO YOU ? 397 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,776 YES, WE HAVE AN AEROBICS DATE TOMORROW MORNING. 398 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,945 AND THEN AFTERWARDS WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR. 399 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,613 I'LL JUST TAKE A BEER. 400 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,748 NOT LITE. 401 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,251 HEY, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A PICTURE OF US ? 402 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,353 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 403 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,959 SMILE ! 404 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,429 OH NO, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED. 405 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,498 I WAS ON THE VERGE OF GETTING AN IMPULSE HAIRCUT. 406 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,199 THOSE NEVER WORK OUT. 407 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,501 WHO DO YOU USE ? 408 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,069 I HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE NEW. 409 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,637 I JUST GO TO SUPERCUTS. 410 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,205 YOU CAN'T DO THAT ! 411 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,540 BETTINA ! 412 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,076 A WOMAN'S HAIR IS THE GATEWAY TO HER SENSUALITY. 413 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,780 NOT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD, HONEY. 414 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,283 WHAT DO U THINK ? 415 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,751 I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON. 416 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,986 NO, NO, IT'S FOR YOU. 417 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,120 OH... 418 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,555 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY MY STYLE. 419 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,758 SWEETIE, I SAY THIS WITH A HEART FULL OF LOVE, 420 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,395 BUT YOUR STYLE COULD USE A TINY SHOT OF ADRENALINE. 421 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,062 I LIKE A CLASSIC LOOK. 422 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,700 TRY IT, JUST FOR FUN. 423 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,639 NICE ! 424 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,073 I DON'T KNOW. 425 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,909 ISN'T IT A LITTLE TRENDY ? 426 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,210 ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? 427 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,812 IT'S PERFECT. 428 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,515 AND 30% OFF. 429 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:54,020 OKAY, NOW TRY THE GOLD SILK NUMBER. 430 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,392 ( laughing ) 431 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,193 I'M SO PSYCHED FOR VALERIE DOANE. 432 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,862 HER SCULPTURE IS AMAZING. 433 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,130 YOU DIDN'T HEAR ? 434 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,197 SHE'S NOT COMING THIS SEMESTER. 435 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,599 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 436 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,234 THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I TOOK THIS COURSE. 437 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,402 YEAH, I KNOW, YOU AND EVERYBODY. 438 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,903 BUT SHE GOT SOME KIND OF TRAVEL GRANT, 439 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,139 SO, SHE'S IN ISRAEL AND NOW, WE HAVE SOME OTHER GUY COMING. 440 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,375 THAT SUCKS ! 441 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,310 THIS PLACE IS FUCKING LAME. 442 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,811 IT'S JUST ONE CLASS. 443 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,680 I KNOW BUT NOTHING'S TURNING OUT TO BE AS GOOD AS IT LOOKED 444 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,049 IN THE CATALOG. 445 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,586 WHO'S THIS OTHER GUY ? 446 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,187 OLIVER SOMETHING SOMETHING. 447 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,323 OLIVIER CASTRO-STAAL. 448 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,191 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME. 449 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,526 REALLY ? 450 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,395 'CAUSE I HEARD HE WAS KIND OF ON HIS OWN TRIP. 451 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,664 WELL, VALERIE DOANE'S INCOHERENT. 452 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,966 I TOOK A SEMINAR WITH HER AT BAMF, 453 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,435 IT WAS GARBAGE. 454 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,712 WAS THAT HIM ? 455 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,153 THIS IS THE WRONG ROOM... 456 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,390 ARE YOU HERE FOR "FORM IN SPACE" ? 457 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,124 THIS IS THE RIGHT ROOM. 458 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,225 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A STUDIO CLASS ? 459 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,527 THE CATALOG SAID LECTURE. 460 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,862 WELL, THAT'S BULLSHIT. 461 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:16,035 I DON'T DO LECTURES SO THIS IS GOING TO BE A STUDIO CLASS. 462 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,504 IF ANYONE NEEDS A LECTURE 463 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,105 FOR WHATEVER REASON PEOPLE HAVE FOR THESE THINGS, 464 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,940 THEN GO NOW. 465 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,043 I WON'T BE OFFENDED. 466 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,778 OH, YOU CAN JUST TALK. 467 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,079 UM... 468 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,982 I NEED A LECTURE TO BALANCE OUT MY COURSE LOAD. 469 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,350 OKAY. 470 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,754 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE ART IN THIS CLASS. 471 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:38,458 IN THE END, I'LL PUT LECTURE ON THE FORMS FOR THE PEOPLE 472 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,026 WHO NEED LECTURE, 473 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,928 AND STUDIO ON THE FORMS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED STUDIO. 474 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,162 AND THAT'S IT. 475 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,864 IF THIS UPSETS YOUR SENSE OF ORDER, 476 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,568 THEN YOU CAN GO NOW, I WON'T BE OFFENDED. 477 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,404 BUT GO NOW, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH AMBIVALENCE 478 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,305 IN THIS ROOM. 479 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,041 AMBIVALENCE IS POISON FOR ART. 480 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,444 IF I EVER SEE ANYONE TORMENTED OVER SOME DECISION, 481 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,845 THIS WAY OR THAT WAY, 482 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,580 I WILL BE OFFENDED AND I WILL THROW YOU OUT 483 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,382 FOR THE SAKE OF THE CLASS. 484 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,289 GOOD. 485 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,492 THAT WAS A BAD VIBE. 486 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:16,162 OKAY, THERE ARE NO EASELS IN THIS STUPID ROOM, 487 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,498 SO, EVERYONE GET ON THE FLOOR. 488 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,266 GET ON THE FLOOR ! 489 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,369 DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRAWING PADS ? 490 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,672 WE THOUGHT THIS WAS A LECTURE CLASS... 491 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,777 TAKE ONE AND PASS IT. 492 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,012 IF YOU HAVE A PENCIL, YOU'RE LUCKY, 493 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,548 IF YOU ONLY HAVE A PEN, YOU'RE LUCKIER. 494 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,517 ALRIGHT, YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO DRAW A PICTURE 495 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:42,188 OF THE DAY IN YOUR LIFE THAT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE. 496 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,324 GO. 497 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,860 WAIT, WHAT DYOU MEAN "A PICTURE OF THE DAY" ? 498 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,629 GO, I SAID. 499 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,840 SHE JUICED YET ? 500 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,509 YEAH, JUST ABOUT. 501 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,776 HEY, YOU FILE THAT CERTIFICATE ? 502 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,178 CLAIRE'S GOING TO DO IT TOMORROW. 503 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,247 STUPID KIDS. 504 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:11,718 DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE SHE REALLY SORT OF PANICKED, THOUGH ? 505 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:14,153 MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HER BEFORE... 506 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:16,623 I DON'T KNOW. 507 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:19,325 VANESSA GETS SCARED ALL THE TIME. 508 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,028 EVEN WHEN SHE'S OUT WITH THE KIDS, SHE GETS IT. 509 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,730 ASK LISA. 510 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,565 I'M NOT SURE LISA GETS IT THAT MUCH, I MEAN, 511 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,366 SHE DOESN'T WEAR HIGH HEELS OR TIGHT SKIRTS OR ANYTHING. 512 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,868 VANESSA SAYS SHE GETS IT EVEN 513 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,637 WHEN SHE'S WEARING HER BIG FAT SWEATPANTS. 514 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,972 BUT YOU KNOW, SHE'S PRETTY HOT. 515 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,473 LISA'S HOT. 516 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,175 YEAH, LISA'S HOT. 517 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:40,112 I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WIFE LIKE THAT. 518 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,349 WHEN DOES IT STOP SOUNDING WEIRD THAT SOMEONE'S YOUR "WIFE" ? 519 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,884 VANESSA FELT LIKE MY WIFE 520 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,119 ALREADY WHEN WE WERE 16 YEARS OLD. 521 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,622 HMM. 522 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,057 HEY, LISTEN, NATE. 523 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,192 THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE, FOR MOST PEOPLE, 524 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:57,129 IS THE HARDEST, ESPECIALLY WITH A BABY ON TOP, TOO. 525 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,165 THAT COULD BE TOUGH FOR ANYONE. 526 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,300 NO, NO, NO, IT'S GREAT. 527 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,604 IT IS, I'M TOTALLY INTO IT. 528 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:07,106 ALRIGHT, I'M JUST SAYING, EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT. 529 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,408 THAT'S NORMAL. 530 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,778 I'M INTO IT. 531 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,732 ( knocking ) 532 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,534 COME IN. 533 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,475 ARE YOU FEELING BETTER ? 534 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,278 YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE WITH THIS. 535 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,816 I HAD TO GO AND GET MORE PSYLLIUM. 536 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,684 OH, GOD. 537 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,352 THE BABY'S HERE. 538 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:54,787 I'M SORRY. 539 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,689 WE HAVEN'T QUITE FIGURED OUT THE CHILD CARE THING. 540 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,725 I TRIED TO CALL NATE'S MOM, BUT I GUESS SHE WAS HURT 541 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,360 WHEN I GOT SO ANGRY ABOUT THE PEANUT BUTTER, 542 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,730 IT REALLY COULD HAVE MADE MAYA SICK-- 543 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,132 SWEETIE, I'M SORRY. 544 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,067 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOUR LITTLE GIRL AND NATE'S FINE. 545 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,638 BUT I JUST, I CAN'T GET INTO ALL THIS. 546 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,607 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT DINNER. 547 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,443 MARLO'S ASSISTANT SAID 548 00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:19,646 SHE'S ONLY EATING RAW FOODS AT THE MOMENT. 549 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,248 I REALLY FEEL 550 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,785 THAT YOU ARE NOT BEING SENSITIVE TO ME AT ALL. 551 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:29,155 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT DINNER. 552 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,657 GOD, LISA. 553 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:34,126 I MEAN, I'VE OBVIOUSLY HAD A VERY DIFFICULT MORNING 554 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,095 AND YOU'RE ALL ABOUT YOUR OWN AGENDA. 555 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:37,329 I DIDN'T MEAN... 556 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,564 YOU'RE RUSHING ME THROUGH THE MENU 557 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,966 SO YOU CAN GO DEAL WITH YOUR BABY. 558 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,200 SHE'S FINE. 559 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,035 I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER AT ALL RIGHT NOW. 560 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:46,405 WELL, I REALLY FELT IT EARLIER WHEN I WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN, 561 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:50,209 BUT THE BABY WAS CRYING AND THAT WAS CLEARLY YOUR PRIORITY. 562 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,911 NO ONE WAS WATCHING HER. 563 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,814 THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM ! 564 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:58,985 WHEN I HIRED YOU FOR THIS JOB, YOU WERE TOTALLY UNENCUMBERED. 565 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,889 AND NOW, NOW THERE'S NATE AND HIS DIRTY CAR 566 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,324 AND THE HER AND HER NEEDS-- 567 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,494 NATE AND THE BABY HAVE NOT AFFECTED MY COOKING AT ALL. 568 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:11,263 THEY HAVE AFFECTED YOUR ABILITY TO SUPPORT ME EMOTIONALLY. 569 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,400 AND YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE ! 570 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,501 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO ? 571 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:16,769 PUT MAYA UP FOR ADOPTION ? 572 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:19,338 OH, I'VE DISCUSSED THIS WITH MY THERAPIST, 573 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,940 AND SHE'S VERY CONCERNED BY THE WAY 574 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,742 THAT I ALLOW YOU TO TREAT ME, 575 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,777 BECAUSE I-- OH MY GOD-- 576 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,814 REQUIRE, AND I FUCKING DESERVE, A LOT MORE ATTENTION, 577 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,849 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? 578 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:32,384 I WILL NOT FEEL ASHAMED ABOUT THAT. 579 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,387 IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WERE HIRING ME 580 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,789 TO BE YOUR FUCKING WET NURSE, 581 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,624 I WOULD'VE ASKED FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. 582 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,292 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 583 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:43,195 LISA, LISA ?! 584 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,897 LISA, GODDAMN IT ! 585 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:49,736 THE MOMENT WAS WHEN MY FRIEND O-D'D. 586 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,371 HM. 587 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:56,375 WRITE DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. 588 00:27:57,643 --> 00:28:00,412 IN FACT, EVERYONE DO THIS. 589 00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:06,418 IS IT KANDINSKY ? 590 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,822 LET'S SEE. 591 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,559 BECAUSE YOU'RE USING KANDINSKY'S LANGUAGE HERE. 592 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:15,494 IT'S THE SAME WITH MOST OF THESE DRAWINGS. 593 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,864 WE DESPISE OURSELVES SO MUCH, 594 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:20,399 THAT WE CONSIDER OUR OWN POINT OF VIEW IS TRIVIAL. 595 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,902 BUT THAT'S BULLSHIT, THAT'S YOUR FATHER TALKING. 596 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:25,537 OR WHATEVER BAD TEACHERS YOU HAD BEFORE ME. 597 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,674 YOU WITH THE RED HAIR. 598 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:29,675 WHO DID YOU WRITE ? 599 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,343 HOPPER ? 600 00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,645 NO, I WROTE MODIGLIANI. 601 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:34,981 WERE YOU LYING ? 602 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,816 NO, BUT I ALSO WROTE NAN GOLDIN, 603 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,150 BECAUSE I'M REALLY MORE INTO PHOTOGRAPHY-- 604 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,153 WHEN DID YOU SEE THE HOPPER SHOW AT MOCA ? 605 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,823 LAST WEEK. 606 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,392 OKAY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 607 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:49,428 SHE SEES 50 PAINTINGS BY HOPPER, SHE STARTS TO DRAW LIKE HIM, 608 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:53,199 BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN DRAWING FROM THE EYE INSIDE. 609 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,667 YEAH, BUT ARTISTS GET INFLUENCED BY ART, 610 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,169 THAT'S PART OF THE PROCESS. 611 00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:59,271 UNTIL YOU LOCATE THE INSIDE EYE, 612 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:02,842 IT'S ALL BULLSHIT, IT'S LIKE A COLORING BOOK. 613 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,778 EVERY WORK YOU MAKE HAS TO BE A SURPRISE TO THE EARTH. 614 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:08,480 A SEEING THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE 615 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,851 BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN EXACTLY WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU 616 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:16,022 CONFRONTS EXACTLY WHAT IS OUTSIDE OF YOU. 617 00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:21,894 OKAY, NEXT ! 618 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:23,695 DEFINITELY. 619 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:24,997 AND THE BLACK SUIT. 620 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,933 AND THE COCKTAIL DRESS. 621 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,734 OH, I'M NOT BUYING ANYTHING. 622 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,502 WHY NOT ? 623 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,871 NOTHING WAS PERFECT. 624 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,273 NOTHING IN LIFE IS PERFECT. 625 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,608 WELL, THAT MAKES IT EASY TO STAY WITHIN A BUDGET. 626 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,111 IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS BLACK SUIT, 627 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,213 I'M GONNA BUY IT FOR YOU. 628 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:44,016 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD, 629 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,452 BUT I'D JUST RETURN IT AND GIVE YOU THE MONEY. 630 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,619 UCH. 631 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:49,755 FINE. 632 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,524 I'M GOING TO GO BACK FOR THE SANDALS. 633 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,931 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS ? 634 00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:00,232 JUST LEAVE THAT THERE, 635 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:01,968 THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. 636 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:05,237 I KNOW, BUT IT SEEMS SO RUDE. 637 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,740 WONDERFUL COLOR FOR YOU. 638 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,676 HOW MUCH ? 639 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,945 TOO MUCH. 640 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,981 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 641 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,649 IT'S ONE OF MY LITTLE PLEASURES. 642 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,218 BETTINA ! 643 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,419 IT'S ONLY FAIR. 644 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,955 IF THEY'RE GOING TO CHARGE $350 FOR A PIECE OF FABRIC 645 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:25,791 THAT COSTS 20 BUCKS TO MAKE, THEY SHOULD LOSE A FEW. 646 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,393 YOU WANT ONE ? 647 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:31,063 I CERTAINLY DO NOT ! 648 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,932 IT WOULD BE A GREAT HELP TO ME 649 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:36,268 IF YOU TRIED TO LOOK A LITTLE LESS SUSPICIOUS. 650 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,405 FORTUNATELY, WOMEN OUR AGE ARE INVISIBLE, 651 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:43,275 SO, WE CAN REALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. 652 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:51,417 ( groaning ) 653 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,085 WHAT ? 654 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,855 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE STUPID FIESTA BARBECUE. 655 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:59,425 OH, COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 656 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,760 WHAT'S FUN ABOUT STANDING AROUND A POOL 657 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,096 WITH A BUNCH OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE SHAKING MARACAS ? 658 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,265 THERE'S GOING TO BE A MARIACHI BAND. 659 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,300 WHY CAN'T THERE BE JUST ONE OTHER GAY COUPLE ? 660 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,569 SOME LESBIANS FROM THE BAY AREA ? 661 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,704 HEY, THAT KID IN THE POOL WAS GAY. 662 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,606 THE 11-YEAR-OLD ? 663 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,842 OH DAVID, RELAX. 664 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,544 YOU'RE LETTING THIS MATTER TOO MUCH. 665 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,446 I'M SORRY, BUT SOMETIMES I JUST GET 666 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,814 EXHAUSTED BY THE RUNNING COMMENTARY IN MY HEAD ALL DAY 667 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,216 LONG ABOUT HOW TO BE. 668 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,185 "IS THIS SHIRT TOO TIGHT," 669 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,486 "IS THAT GESTURE TOO FLAMBOYANT," 670 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,788 "WHO AM I OFFENDING JUST BY BEING HERE ?" 671 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,123 MAYBE YOU'RE BEYOND ALL THAT, 672 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:35,394 BUT I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU'D AT LEAST UNDERSTAND. 673 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:37,930 IT WOULD JUST BE NICE, ON VACATION, 674 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,498 TO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. 675 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:40,599 SO, DON'T. 676 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,934 OFFEND PEOPLE, WHO CARES ? 677 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,535 WE PAID FOR OUR ROOM, RIGHT ? 678 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,605 I CAN'T JUST TURN IT ON AND OFF. 679 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,207 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY. 680 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:51,978 NO ONE GETS A BREAK FROM THR REALITY, YOU KNOW ? 681 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:58,184 MEXICAN FOOD GIVES ME THE RUNS. 682 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,086 AND WHAT ABOUT WHAT FRANK SAID ? 683 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:03,122 IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RUNS. 684 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:07,359 NO, ABOUT US BEING LESS ISOLATED. 685 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,834 I'M NOT DOING A LIMBO CONTEST. 686 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,769 THAT'S HAWAIIAN. 687 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,305 WELL, GOOD. 688 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:20,772 BUT IF THERE IS ONE, YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO ENTER IT. 689 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:23,242 YOU KNOW YOU'D WIN THAT THING. 690 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:28,180 IT MAKES YOU LOOK 20. 691 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,181 GET IT. 692 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,649 DO I WANT TO LOOK 20 ? 693 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:32,451 OKAY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK 30. 694 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,988 FOR $15 I COULD BUY A BAG OF GROCERIES. 695 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,990 OH YEAH, BUT A BAG OF GROCERIES 696 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,426 DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO LOOK AT YOURSELF. 697 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,794 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 698 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,831 I'D LIKE TO GET THIS. 699 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,233 "FLIRTATION ?" 700 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,068 LET ME SEE IF WE HAVE ANY LEFT. 701 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,602 IT'S VERY POPULAR. 702 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,904 HMM. 703 00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:54,640 WE MAY BE OUT. 704 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,376 OH, SHE FOUND IT ! 705 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,246 NO NO, SORRY. 706 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,149 WRONG ONE, KEEP LOOKING. 707 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,322 WE'RE ALL SOLD OUT. 708 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:13,759 OH, ALRIGHT THEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 709 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,128 MM-HMM, BYE-BYE. 710 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,703 THANK YOU. 711 00:33:43,789 --> 00:33:47,393 OH, DAVID, SALSA, COME ON ! 712 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:49,061 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO FOR DINNER ? 713 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,596 GO TO THAT CHEESY TOWN ? 714 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,464 IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF OUTLET MALLS AND CHAIN RESTAURANTS. 715 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,933 THE ROOM SERVICE MENU LOOKED LIKE HEAVEN. 716 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,669 GOOD, LET'S GO. 717 00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:01,039 AND IF WE DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE WE CAN GET REALLY DRUNK. 718 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,851 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 719 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:13,985 I QUIT. 720 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,654 WE HAVE TO MOVE. 721 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:16,855 WHOA, WHAT ? 722 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,924 I WOULD RATHER LIVE ON THE STREET 723 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,359 AND BEG FOR RICE WITH A BOWL 724 00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,495 THAN SPEND ONE MORE NIGHT UNDER THIS ROOF. 725 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,500 ALRIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED ? 726 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,472 SHE JUST UNLEASHED SO MUCH INSANITY AT US. 727 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,942 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR MAYA TO BE AROUND 728 00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,877 THAT KIND OF HOSTILE DEMENTIA. 729 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:40,812 IF THAT'S WHAT I WANTED FOR HER, I'D BE LIVING WITH MY MOTHER. 730 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,249 I'M NOT SURE MAYA'S REALLY THAT IN TOUCH WITH IT-- 731 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,251 SHE'S VERY ABSORBENT ! 732 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,353 OKAY. 733 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,159 I KIND OF WISH WE COULD HAVE TALKED THIS THROUGH 734 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,861 BEFORE YOU QUIT. 735 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:58,029 DID YOU ACTUALLY QUIT ? 736 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,365 YES, I ACTUALLY QUIT ! 737 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:02,234 WE HAVE TO LEAVE TOMORROW MORNING ! 738 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,142 SO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, 739 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,777 THAT WE'D GO STAY AT MY MOM'S, I GUESS ? 740 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,445 WELL, YEAH, FOR NOW. 741 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,981 THAT'S NOT THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN, IS IT ? 742 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:18,116 NO... 743 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,219 IT'S NOT THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED EITHER... 744 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,921 I'M SORRY, I SNAPPED. 745 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:26,525 MY HUMANITY JUST ROSE UP. 746 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,829 C'MERE. 747 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,064 OKAY. 748 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:35,534 ALRIGHT. 749 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:39,638 ( crying ) 750 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,041 OH, MY GOD ! 751 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,843 SHH ! 752 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,546 THESE WALLS ARE LIKE PAPER. 753 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,715 ( moaning ) 754 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,717 SO FUCKING WHAT ? 755 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,385 WE'RE ON VACATION, DAMN IT ! 756 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,187 YEAH, WE'RE GAY IN HERE ! 757 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,855 ( laughing ) 758 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,324 C'MON, COWBOY ! 759 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,125 BRING IT ON HOME ! 760 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,860 WOO HOO ! 761 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,096 AND WE ARE HAVING SOME HOT MAN ON MAN LOVE ACTION ! 762 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:07,065 ( laughing ) 763 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,767 * HALLELUJAH 764 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,302 * HALLELUJAH 765 00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:11,337 HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 766 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,305 YOU SING, I SING. 767 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:17,609 * BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT * 768 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,177 * UPTIGHT 769 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,879 * OUT OF SIGHT 770 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:24,616 * BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT * 771 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,117 * UPTIGHT 772 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,886 * OUT OF SIGHT 773 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:31,590 * I'M A POOR MAN'S SON FROM ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKS * 774 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:35,060 * THE ONLY SHIRT I HAVE IS HANGING ON MY BACK * 775 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,097 * BUT I'M THE ENVY OF EVERY SINGLE GUY * 776 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,301 * 'CAUSE I'M THE APPLE OF MY MAN'S EYE * 777 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,236 * HE SAYS BABY 778 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:46,272 * EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT * 779 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:48,574 * UPTIGHT 780 00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:57,215 OH, YOU'RE LOSING YOUR PILLOW ! 781 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,721 DAMN IT ! 782 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,556 BE CAREFUL ! 783 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,191 SORRY. 784 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,460 LISA, YOU'RE CARRYING TOO MUCH. 785 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,530 IT'S FINE, I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TALL IT WAS. 786 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:18,770 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF DAVID'S FURNITURE YOU NEED. 787 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,707 BUT HE HAS SOME LOVELY PIECES STORED IN THE GARAGE. 788 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:25,511 WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING, JUST THAT ROCKING CHAIR... 789 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,914 IT'S A MUCH BETTER SPACE THAN CAROL'S. 790 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,649 IT'S BIGGER... 791 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,983 YEAH. 792 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,819 THERE'S NO KITCHEN. 793 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,721 I TOLD LISA, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COOK IN THE HOUSE 794 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:36,622 WHENEVER YOU'D LIKE. 795 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:37,923 THANKS. 796 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:39,725 IT WON'T BE FOR TOO LONG, RUTH. 797 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,660 I'M HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 798 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:46,732 RUTH, YOU CAN PICK HER UP. 799 00:37:58,243 --> 00:38:00,912 THAT'S NICE LIPSTICK, MOM. 800 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:03,915 THANK YOU, DEAR, IT'S NEW. 801 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,817 HEY. 802 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,729 WHEN YOU'RE DONE, PUT DOWN YOUR CHARCOAL. 803 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:25,604 OKAY, THIS IS IT. 804 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:31,743 CAN YOU SEE WHY THIS IS GOOD ? 805 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,716 BECAUSE IT'S IN HER OWN LANGUAGE ? 806 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:41,219 YES, BUT THE WAY I TELL IF SOMETHING IS GOOD IS... 807 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,423 DOES IT MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP ? 808 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:47,526 THIS DRAWING INSTANTLY MAKES ME FEEL NAUSEOUS. 809 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:49,561 YOU CAN TELL IF SOMETHING IS TRUTHFUL, 810 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,431 EVEN IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, IF IT AFFECTS YOUR BODY. 811 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,633 YOUR LIVER AND YOUR BOWELS 812 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:57,235 ARE MORE IMPORTANT AS AN ARTIST THAN YOUR EYES. 813 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,270 BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FAR AWAY FROM YOUR BRAIN. 814 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,139 I DON'T KNOW. 815 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,241 I THINK IT SEEMS KIND OF OBVIOUS. 816 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,611 BECAUSE YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BY YOURSELF. 817 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:10,081 IN THE BEGINNING, IF YOU HATE SOMETHING, 818 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,783 'S GOOD. 819 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,853 BECAUSE YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THE BEAUTY OF YOUR OWN TRUTH. 820 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,788 YOU'RE USED TO BEING A NORMAL PATHETIC HUMAN 821 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,558 WHO DOES ONLY WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT. 822 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:22,327 BUT WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE REALLY WANT IS TO FUCK YOU 823 00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:24,663 AND TO MAKE MONEY OFF YOU 824 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,164 AND TO HANG YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM 825 00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:27,999 WITH THE FANCY SECURITY SYSTEM. 826 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,535 LIKE THIS ! 827 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,202 WHO DID YOU MAKE THIS TO PLEASE ? 828 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,638 ME ? 829 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:34,473 YOUR MOTHER, YOUR BOYFRIEND ? 830 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:37,776 DOES ANYONE FEEL SICK FROM THIS ? 831 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,411 NO. 832 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,747 SO WHO THE FUCK CARES ? 833 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,967 I'M A FRIEND OF CALLIE'S. 834 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,837 AND I WAS THERE, THE NIGHT... 835 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,373 SHE DIED. 836 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:11,910 I WANTED TO SPEAK BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED HER. 837 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:15,380 AND I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WHO SHE WAS TO ME, 838 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,683 AND TO US, 839 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:20,285 WHICH IS THIS BRAVE, BRAZEN, 840 00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,854 TOTALLY HEROIC PERSON. 841 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:28,226 THIS ROCK CLIMBING, BODY SURFING, 842 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:31,129 BACK TALKING, TRUTH-OR-DARE CHAMPION. 843 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:34,032 I NEVER EVEN ONCE SAW HER SCARED... 844 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:37,168 BEFORE. 845 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:43,475 I GUESS WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY TO HER IS... 846 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:48,480 WE WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE THIS THING THAT WE'RE NOT, 847 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:51,950 I DON'T THINK, 848 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:55,721 AND THEN SHE WAS THIS THING THAT SHE'S NOT... 849 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:58,857 I'M SORRY. 850 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:02,728 BUT WHEN SHE SAW THAT IT WAS US, 851 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,597 SHE HAD THIS LOOK, LIKE, 852 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:11,002 "HOW COULD THIS BE YOU ?" 853 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,977 MRS. MORTIMER ? 854 00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,682 ( sobbing ) 855 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,876 I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 856 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,510 WHAT ? 857 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,079 THE MOTHER, MRS. MORTIMER. 858 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,081 YOU KNOW, I JUST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER. 859 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,449 YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 860 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,251 I DIDN'T. 861 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,687 YEAH, BUT LIKE-- 862 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,722 HUG HER, DON'T HUG HER. 863 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,624 YOU KNOW, I FREEZE UP. 864 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,025 YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT IT. 865 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,760 YOU JUST HAVE TO REALLY BE THERE WITH THEM. 866 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,795 JUST... 867 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,564 BE PRESENT. 868 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,302 I DON'T THINK I CAN. 869 00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:19,571 SURE YOU CAN. 870 00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:23,141 NO, DOWNSTAIRS, IT'S JUST A BODY. 871 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:27,846 BUT UP HERE, LIKE THIS YOUNG GIRL, YOU KNOW, 872 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,315 SHE'S SOMEONE'S SISTER, AND SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER. 873 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:31,983 I CAN'T HELP BUT TO THINK 874 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:35,687 WHAT IF IT WAS JULIO, OR VANESSA, EVEN ? 875 00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:39,124 AND I JUST CAN'T... 876 00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:43,461 YOU DON'T EVER THINK, "WHAT IF IT WAS MAYA ? 877 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,630 WHAT IF IT WAS LISA ?" 878 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,197 I DON'T, ACTUALLY. 879 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:47,766 NOT THEM. 880 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:51,002 I CAN'T BRING THEM IN HERE WITH ME, YOU KNOW ? 881 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,972 I JUST WANT THEM TO BE WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT LIFE. 882 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:58,243 THAT WAY I CAN COME HERE AND DEAL WITH WHAT ISN'T. 883 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,750 WELL, YOU'RE LUCKY THEN. 884 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:17,328 SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT ? 885 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,664 AWESOME. 886 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,132 I MEAN, WE SCREWED UP A LOT, BUT NO ONE NOTICED. 887 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:24,169 IT WAS FUCKING LOUD. 888 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,304 EVERYONE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH LIKE COCKTAIL NAPKINS 889 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,206 IN THEIR EARS. 890 00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:30,041 SO, LISTEN. 891 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:33,311 I KIND OF WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WHOLE 892 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,413 "SEEING OTHER PEOPLE" THING. 893 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,615 OKAY. 894 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:44,155 I'M NOT THAT INTO IT. 895 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,490 OKAY. 896 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:48,593 I MEAN... 897 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:52,597 IT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, 898 00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:54,866 IF PEOPLE ARE INTO EACH OTHER, 899 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,568 THEN, THAT SHOULD BE, PRETTY MUCH ENOUGH. 900 00:43:57,669 --> 00:43:59,304 YOU KNOW ? 901 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:01,506 AT SOME POINT, YEAH. 902 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:04,609 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 903 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:08,546 LIKE WHEN IT GETS REALLY SERIOUS OR WHATEVER. 904 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,481 WELL, WHEN DOES THAT USUALLY HAPPEN FOR YOU ? 905 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:12,217 IT DEPENDS. 906 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:16,554 OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT LIKE AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS ? 907 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,356 YOU MEAN LIKE US, NOW ? 908 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,657 YEAH. 909 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,260 I DON'T KNOW. 910 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:25,563 OKAY... 911 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,632 I MEAN, DO YOU ? 912 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:30,001 WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 913 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:33,805 IT'S JUST NOT REALLY MY THING, TO LIKE SLEEP AROUND. 914 00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,341 I'M NOT SLEEPING AROUND. 915 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:41,713 I JUST MEAN, I'M KIND OF A LIKE 916 00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:46,284 ONE AT A TIME SEXUAL PERSON, I THINK. 917 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:51,356 SO... 918 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:54,592 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 919 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,062 I DON'T THINK I'M THERE. 920 00:44:57,162 --> 00:45:00,498 JUST NOT AT THIS EXACT POINT IN TIME. 921 00:45:00,598 --> 00:45:02,367 WELL, WHY NOT ? 922 00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,435 IS IT 'CAUSE YOU LIKE SOMEONE ELSE BETTER ? 923 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,572 NO, SO TOTALLY NOT. 924 00:45:07,672 --> 00:45:09,875 IT'S JUST... 925 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:12,210 IT KIND OF HAS TO BE MORE ORGANIC FOR ME, 926 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,479 LIKE NOT SOME KIND OF CONTRACT OR WHATEVER. 927 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,715 IT HAS TO EVOLVE. 928 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:22,187 BUT I'M NOT SAYING IT WON'T. 929 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:24,956 IT SO TOTALLY COULD. 930 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,858 WELL, NOT FOR ME, NOT WHEN IT'S LIKE 931 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:28,359 "YOU CAN'T COME HEAR ME PLAY 932 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:31,062 BECAUSE THERE'S SOME OTHER GIRL IS GONNA BE THERE." 933 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:35,333 YEAH. 934 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:38,403 OKAY. 935 00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:48,113 OKAY. 936 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:51,116 SO, THAT'S, LIKE, IT FOR YOU ? 937 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:53,484 I GUESS. 938 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,887 WHOA. 939 00:45:55,987 --> 00:46:00,959 WELL, CAN I HAVE A HUG, OR SOMETHING ? 940 00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:05,563 NO. 941 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,999 I'M JUST GOING TO GO. 942 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:29,554 ( radio playing ) 943 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,704 Remember us ? 944 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,039 Mmm-hmm. 945 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,941 Okay, you just called a little while ago 946 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:51,576 about needing a signature on the admission's form. 947 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,011 HEY ! 948 00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:54,545 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 949 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:56,547 NOTHING, JUST WATCHING THIS. 950 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:59,484 OKAY, BUT YOU CAN WATCH WITH US. 951 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:01,252 ISN'T MAYA SLEEPING ? 952 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,354 YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN'T MIND THE TV, IF IT'S LOW, 953 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,156 AND I HAVE A MILLION THINGS I NEED TO ASK YOU. 954 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:07,158 LIKE WHAT ? 955 00:47:07,258 --> 00:47:10,195 LIKE, WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO THE CHILD-PROOFING ? 956 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,397 AND HOW SHOULD WE DEAL WITH MAYA WHILE I LOOK FOR A JOB ? 957 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:15,300 BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO START THINKING ABOUT THAT-- 958 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,534 THEN DON'T. 959 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:18,569 NOT YET, JUST TAKE A BREAK. 960 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,837 WE'RE NOT PAYING RENT. 961 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,306 YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T STAY HERE FOREVER. 962 00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:23,541 NOT FOREVER, BUT WE CAN RELAX FOR A FEW DAYS, CAN'T WE ? 963 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:26,277 OKAY. 964 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,953 ALSO, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT VACCINATING. 965 00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:37,088 I DOWNLOADED A TON OF INFORMATION FROM THE INTERNET 966 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,957 AND I'M STILL REALLY AGAINST IT, 967 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:40,325 BUT YOU HAVEN'T REALLY WEIGHED IN. 968 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,327 GOD KNOWS YOUR MOTHER WANTS IT. 969 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,829 OKAY, PRINT IT OUT, I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT LATER TONIGHT. 970 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:47,032 OKAY. 971 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:57,442 ARE YOU COMING... ? 972 00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,478 UH, OKAY, YEAH. 973 00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,385 I DO, I WANT TO HEAR IT ! 974 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:10,055 OKAY. 975 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:17,628 * I MISS THE EARTH SO MUCH I MISS MY LIFE * 976 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,065 * MISS MY LIFE 977 00:48:20,165 --> 00:48:23,301 * IT'S LONELY OUT IN SPACE * 978 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,769 THAT'S ME. 979 00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:26,171 YOU SOUND GOOD ! 980 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,506 YES, I HAPPEN TO HAVE A VERY NICE VOICE. 981 00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:30,441 DID I EVER SAY YOU DIDN'T ? 982 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:31,409 WELL, PRACTICALLY. 983 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:32,877 I JUST DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU SING AT ME. 984 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:37,148 ( singing ) 985 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:40,618 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 986 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:44,322 * 'TIL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 987 00:48:44,422 --> 00:48:48,093 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 988 00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:52,863 * OH I'M A ROCKET MAN 989 00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:59,304 * ROCKET MAN, ROCKET MAN 990 00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:02,807 OH, SHIT. 991 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,875 WE'RE SUPPOSED BE GOING AGAINST TRAFFIC. 992 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,178 THERE MUST BE AN ACCIDENT. 993 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,580 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 994 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:13,318 * 'TIL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 995 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:15,420 LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE PICKING UP. 996 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,023 NOT MUCH. 997 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:21,592 WHO KNOWS WHEN WE'RE GONNA GET HOME NOW. 998 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:25,363 I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED FOR FOOD. 999 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:26,731 IT'S LUCKY WE DID. 1000 00:49:26,831 --> 00:49:29,534 WE'RE GOING TO GET HOME TOO LATE TO MAKE ANYTHING NOW. 1001 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,502 IT'S NOT MY FAULT ! 1002 00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:33,904 YOU HAD TO SPEND AN HOUR IN THE MIKASA OUTLET STORE. 1003 00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:37,508 AND I GOTTA DO LAUNDRY TONIGHT. 1004 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:40,345 MY UNIFORM STINKS. 1005 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:43,581 I REALLY HAVE TO LEARN THIS. 1006 00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:45,483 THESE ARE COLD. 1007 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,486 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME * 1008 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:51,556 * 'TIL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 1009 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:55,193 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 1010 00:49:55,293 --> 00:50:01,366 * OH I'M A ROCKET MAN 1011 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:08,406 * ROCKET MAN BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 1012 00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,347 * AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TI * 1013 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,617 * 'TIL TOUCH DOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND * 1014 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:23,354 * I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME * 1015 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:29,394 * OH, NO, NO, NO, I'M THE ROCKET MAN * 1016 00:50:29,494 --> 00:50:36,334 * ROCKET MAN BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE * 1017 00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:46,811 * MARS AIN'T THE KIND OF PLACE TO RAISE YOUR KIDS * 1018 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:53,351 * IN FACT IT'S COLD AS HELL * 1019 00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:57,255 * AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO RAISE THEM * 1020 00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,690 Captions Copyright 2003 HOME BOX OFFICE 1021 00:50:59,790 --> 00:51:03,528 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 1022 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:07,832 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER