1 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:09,277 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:13,714 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,641 ( screaming ) 4 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,177 Let me see... 5 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:52,580 Let me see what's in the-- 6 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,084 NOW YOU KNOW, MOTHER. 7 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,419 I'M A GYPSY ! 8 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,288 I'M IN THE ROAD COMPANY OF 42nd STREET ! 9 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,356 AND MY FEET ARE GIGANTIC ! 10 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,660 You hit him with the shoes, didn't you ? 11 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,961 WELL, DUH, BITCH ! 12 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,297 You hit him with the shoes, 13 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,564 that's how he got those half-moon marks 14 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,400 on his forehead and on his hands. 15 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,101 BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE CIGARETTE BURNS ON HIS ASS ? 16 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:17,137 Answer me ! 17 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,972 MOMMY, YOU NEED TO GO ON PROZAC. 18 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,808 AND FAST. 19 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,311 I had to hit him with the shoes, what else could I do ? 20 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:24,945 FLOG HIM WITH THOSE BRAIDS ? 21 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:27,315 But it was his fault. 22 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,017 If he gave me the medal like I told him to, 23 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,519 I wouldn't have hit him. 24 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,654 THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU FUCKED HIM. 25 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,889 Alright, alright now, 26 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,992 we're gonna start at the beginning 27 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,561 and you're going to tell me the truth. 28 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,696 Now, I know you killed him, so there's no sense lying. 29 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,965 Rhoda, I wt you to tell me the truth ! 30 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,967 THE TRUTH, YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE MY MOMMY ! 31 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,736 SOCIALISM IS A BETTER SYSTEM ! 32 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,271 YOU'RE A MAN ! 33 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:53,006 HOW CAN I BE A MAN WHEN MY GIRDLE HURTS THIS MUCH ? 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,042 I DON'T KNOW, ASK CHARLES PIERCE ! 35 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:59,179 ( laughing ) 36 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:06,119 And I told him I'd hit him with my shoe 37 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,955 if he didn't give me the medal ! 38 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:11,325 Oh, Mommy, Mommy, please say you won't let them hurt me ! 39 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,160 HONEY, YOU JUST KILLED 'EM ALL ANYWAY. 40 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:17,331 I don't know what must be done now, 41 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:21,068 but I promise you nobody will hurt you. 42 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,170 I want to play the way we used to, Mommy. 43 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,205 Will you play with me ? 44 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,975 NOT UNLESS YOU PAY ME FIRST, YOU LITTLE FREAK. 45 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,878 If I give you a basket of kisses... 46 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,980 NO DISCOUNTS FOR FAMILY ! 47 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:37,318 Please, can't you give me an answer ? 48 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,139 HEY, LIS. 49 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,909 YOU AWAKE ? 50 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,749 ( purring ) 51 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,452 ( gasping ) 52 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,595 ( laughing ) 53 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,901 OH, CAN YOU RUN BY WHOLE FOODS 54 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,804 AND PICK UP LIKE SIX MAHI-MAHI FILETS FOR TOMORROW ? 55 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,406 SIX ? 56 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,442 YEAH, I'M MAKING DINNER FOR YOUR MOM'S BIRTHDAY. 57 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,510 SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT. 58 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,379 JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE TES YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING 59 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,314 DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO DO IT. 60 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:43,250 LISA, MAYBE YOUR MOTHER LIKES PEOPLE TO GO 61 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,018 OUT OF THEIR WAY FOR HER BIRTHDAY, 62 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,454 BUT TRUST ME, 63 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:49,289 MY MOTHER NEVER WANTS US TO DO ANYTHING FOR HERS, 64 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,858 AND WE NEVER DO. 65 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,461 AND SO FAR, THAT'S WORKED OUT GREAT FOR EVERYONE. 66 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,996 DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE SARAH McLACHLAN ? 67 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,198 IT'S A PARTY, WE HAVE TO HAVE MUSIC. 68 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,669 PLAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. 69 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,804 JUST DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME WHEN IT BLOWS UP IN YOUR FACE. 70 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,073 NOTHING'S GONNA BLOW UP IN MY FACE, NATE. 71 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,142 THIS IS IMPORTANT, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOM, 72 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,011 NOW WITH US LIVING HERE AND ALL. 73 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,746 OKAY. 74 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,281 JUST... 75 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:17,951 KEEP YOUR EXPECTATIONS LOW, IS ALL I'M SAYING. 76 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:24,625 ( female ) Companies were forced to restrict how they market... 77 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,027 OH, LISA CALLED WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER. 78 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,262 SHE WANTS US TO COME OVER FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 79 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,499 I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR TURN TO INVITE THEM. 80 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,435 NO, SHE'S THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOUR MOM. 81 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,270 WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ? 82 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,339 MY MOTHER DOES NOT LIKE ANYTHING FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 83 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,009 COME ON, YOUR MOM DESERVES A PARTY. 84 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,411 OH, YOU WANT TO GO ? 85 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,046 WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO ? 86 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,015 STAY HOME AND WATCH PORN ? 87 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,550 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME, 88 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:52,886 YOU GOTTA RETURN "THE GAYTRIX" TO VIDEO WEST. 89 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,566 SOMEBODY WANT TO TELL ME WHY I SHOULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS 90 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,969 WHAT'S IN SALMA HAYEK'S PURSE ? 91 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,375 YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE, FISHER. 92 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,610 I'M SORRY ? 93 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,945 IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY, 94 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,813 AND YOU'RE SPENDING IT AT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE ? 95 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,582 WELL, I CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY ORAL HYGIENE, 96 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,717 AND I'M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. 97 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,453 THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT. 98 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,654 OH, YOU BET YA THERE'S GONNA BE A PARTY, 99 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,321 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE OF THAT. 100 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,290 EVEN IF I HAVE TO SPIKE THE PUNCH WITH L-S-D. 101 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,559 BETTINA, DON'T, PLEASE. 102 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,293 SPEAKING OF L-S-D, 103 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,295 YOUR SISTER CALLED ME LAST NIGHT FROM HAZELDEN. 104 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,497 HOW IS SARAH DOING ? 105 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,131 SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS. 106 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,067 SHE'S BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO'S VERY FAMOUS, 107 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,735 BUT SHE WON'T TELL ME WHO IT IS. 108 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,705 ALL SHE'LL SAY IS IT'S SOMEBODY WHO FUCKED MICHAEL DOUGLAS. 109 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,874 ( laughing ) 110 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:50,310 ( phone ringing ) 111 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,646 OKAY, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND 112 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,083 WHEN I SAID I'D SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU. 113 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,019 EXCUSE ME. 114 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,354 MY FRIEND HAD AN APPOINTMENT TO GET HER TEETH CLEANED 115 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:02,456 AT 11 O'CLOCK. 116 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,791 IT'S ALMOST NOON. 117 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,726 OUR TECHNICIAN IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE TODAY. 118 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,228 HOW MUCH LONGER, YOU THINK ? 119 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,864 I CAN'T REALLY SAY. 120 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,366 OH, YOU CAN'T, HUH ? 121 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:14,968 NO. 122 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,537 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN, 123 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,171 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 124 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,307 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 125 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,175 PATTY. 126 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,845 HI, PATTY, I'M BETTINA. 127 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,680 I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU, PATTY. 128 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,281 YES ? 129 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,950 I CAN UNDERSTAND OUR HAVING TO WAIT. 130 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,885 WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IS YOUR NEED TO BE 131 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,421 SUCH A CONDESCENDING ASSHOLE TO SOMEONE WHO IS, 132 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,023 AFTER ALL, A FELLOW HUMAN BEING. 133 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,725 I DO NOT HAVE TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THIS-- 134 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,359 DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL ? 135 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,894 BETTINA-- 136 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,462 OR ARE YOU JUST PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOUR LIFE SUCKS ? 137 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,697 I'M SO SORRY. 138 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,698 BECAUSE I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, HONEY, 139 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,366 BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT ! 140 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,368 I'LL CALL TO RESCHEDULE. 141 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,839 ( phone ) 142 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,274 DENNIS RECOMMENDED YOU. 143 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,243 FROM CHORUS ? 144 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,211 YES. 145 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,547 I'M A MEMBER, TOO. 146 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:02,282 I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY ACTIVE THE PAST YEAR, 147 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,151 SINCE BOB GOT SICK. 148 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,019 IT WASN'T AIDS. 149 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:09,389 EVEN THOUGH WE BOTH FUCKED LIKE BUNNIES DURING THE '70s. 150 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,825 WE BURIED HALF OUR FRIENDS. 151 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,062 WE THOUGHT WE'D BEEN SPARED, AND WE'D GROW OLD TOGETHER. 152 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,231 SUCH HUBRIS. 153 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,534 I'M SO SORRY. 154 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,202 IT WAS CARDIOMYOPATHY. 155 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,437 ENLARGED HEART. 156 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,473 HIS HEART WAS TOO BIG. 157 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,842 WE USED TO JOKE ABOUT IT. 158 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:32,312 IT WAS CAUSED BY A SEVERELY LEAKING HEART VALVE. 159 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:35,182 WE USED TO JOKE ABOUT THAT TOO. 160 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,850 BLEEDING HEART ? 161 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:41,589 HAVE ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY BEEN CONTACTED ? 162 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,757 I CALLED HIS SISTER IN PHOENIX, 163 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,659 BUT SHE'S NOT COMING. 164 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:49,096 HIS FAMILY WAS NEVER VERY ACCEPTING OF... 165 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,531 THINGS. 166 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:55,936 BOB AND I WERE TOGETHER FOR 22 YEARS, SO, 167 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,605 I'M HIS FAMILY. 168 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:01,241 WE HAVE DURABLE POWER OF ATTORNEY. 169 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,310 I'LL HAVE OUR LAWYER FAX IT TO YOU. 170 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:07,581 I'M SORRY WE HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR THAT. 171 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,553 I'M A SCENIC DESIGNER 172 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,723 FOR THE LOS ANGELES LYRIC OPERA. 173 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,791 BOB WAS THE LIGHTING DESIGNER. 174 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,662 I WAS TOLD THAT YOU WOULD BE MORE OPEN 175 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:26,333 TO ACCOMMODATING CERTAIN REQUESTS. 176 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,570 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 177 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,272 A FUCKING OPERA ? 178 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,975 HE JUST WANTS TO DESIGN A SET AND RIG SOME SPECIAL LIGHTING. 179 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,177 WELL, HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE ? 180 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,212 THEY'RE GONNA NEED THE SLUMBER ROOM FOR TWO DAYS. 181 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,347 OH, NO WAY. 182 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,015 NO WAY, WE COULD HAVE THREE FUNERALS. 183 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,516 APPARENTLY HE'S WILLING TO PAY FOR IT. 184 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,418 FOR A FUCKING OPERA ? 185 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,854 YES, FEDERICO. 186 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,222 HUH. 187 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,593 YOU KNOW, VANESSA'S COUSIN WON OPERA TICKETS ONCE FROM K.U.S.C. 188 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,796 AND SHE GAVE THEM TO US. 189 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,998 IT WAS SO COMPLETELY WHACKED, 190 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,834 THERE WAS LIKE THIS MAGIC MIRROR, 191 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,737 YOU KNOW, AND A DEAD SWAN, 192 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,339 AND THIS LIKE BLEEDING SPEAR-- 193 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,075 "PARSIFAL". 194 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,442 YEAH ! 195 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,912 AND THEY HAD THESE FLOWER CHICKS 196 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,814 WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOT, YOU KNOW ? 197 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,783 BUT THEY WERE ALL LIKE MAJOR WIDE LOADS. 198 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:20,187 AND THESE LAME-ASS KNIGHTS WHO WERE LIKE PRANCING AROUND, 199 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,890 AND SINGING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS, YOU KNOW ? 200 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,425 IT WAS JUST SO, SO FUCKING-- 201 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,626 GAY ? 202 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,495 I WAS GONNA SAY "STUPID". 203 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,463 BULLSHIT, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS FUNERAL. 204 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,699 YOU THINK IT'S TOO GAY. 205 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,433 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY-- 206 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,002 WELL, WE'RE DOING IT AND THAT'S FINAL. 207 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,837 THESE GUYS WERE TOGETHER FOR 22 YEARS, 208 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:40,107 AND WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM THE RESPECT THAT THEY DESERVE. 209 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,678 HEY. 210 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,386 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 211 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,956 YOU'VE NEVER HAD A MASSAGE BEFORE ? 212 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,758 NO ! 213 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:01,028 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING, UNDER A ROCK ? 214 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,832 LIGHTEN UP, SISTER, THIS IS HER FIRST TIME ON THE TABLE. 215 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:08,068 OH NO, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS JUST FINE, DEAR. 216 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,970 ( laughing ) 217 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,205 NIKOLAI WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME TO COME HERE. 218 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,640 SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU ? 219 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:14,742 I DON'T KNOW. 220 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,076 I WAS AFRAID. 221 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,577 I THINK IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF SOMETHING ? 222 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,679 IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU SHOULD DO IT. 223 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,182 I DON'T USUALLY LIKE BEING TOUCHED BY STRANGERS, 224 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,184 BUT... 225 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,485 THIS IS. 226 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,320 INVIGORATING. 227 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,889 IT'S MANDATORY. 228 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,224 I STARTED GETTING A MASSAGE EVERY WEEK 229 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,894 AFTER I CAUGHT MY SECOND HUSBAND CHEATING ON ME. 230 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,264 HEY, I'M NOT A PORCELAIN BUTTERFLY. 231 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,767 YOU WANT A TIP OR NOT ? 232 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,070 ( sighing ) 233 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,407 I CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND. 234 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,342 NO WAY. 235 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,744 IT'S TRUE. 236 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,679 WITH MY HAIRDRESSER. 237 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,248 HE WAS THE ONE WHO FIRST TOOK ME HIKING. 238 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,017 WAY TO GO, FISHER. 239 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,753 I CHEATED ON NUMBER TWO, 240 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:03,323 BUT ONLY AFTER I KNEW HE WAS CHEATING ON ME. 241 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,691 WELL, THAT'S FAIR. 242 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,427 I EVEN SLEPT WITH HIS GASTROENTEROLOGIST. 243 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,430 FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT THAT WOULD REALLY HURT HIM, 244 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,766 BUT HE JUST LAUGHED AT ME. 245 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,203 I WILL ALWAYS HATE HIM FOR THAT. 246 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,371 ASSHOLE. 247 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,674 I STILL FEEL GUILTY FOR CHEATING ON NATHANIEL. 248 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,611 HEY, YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THAT. 249 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,413 IT'S DONE. 250 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,714 MOVE ON. 251 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,484 ( gasping ) 252 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,157 AHH... 253 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,202 ( hammering ) 254 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,908 PUT IT IN THERE 255 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,743 AND JUST MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T LEAN AGAINST THE WALL, OKAY ? 256 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,011 THANKS. 257 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,147 I THOUGHT PUCCINI WAS ITALIAN. 258 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,051 HE IS, BUT "TURANDOT" TAKES PLACE IN CHINA. 259 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,319 HUH. 260 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,521 IT'S BIG. 261 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:13,460 WELL, KEVIN OBVIOUSLY NEEDS SOMETHING TO POUR HIMSELF INTO, 262 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,597 TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF SUCH AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE LOSS. 263 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,200 IT WAS PUCCINI'S LAST OPERA, YOU KNOW. 264 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,903 HE DIED BEFORE HE GOT A CHANCE TO FINISH IT. 265 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:27,474 BOB WAS MUCH MORE OF A FORMALIST THAN I AM, 266 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:31,811 BUT I THINK HE WOULD'VE LIKED IT. 267 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,085 I KNOW HE WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT. 268 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:42,622 JESUS, YOU COULD SERVE BREAKFAST ON THAT ASS. 269 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,192 IF BOB WERE HERE, 270 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,161 HE'D BE ALL OVER THAT BOY LIKE WHITE ON RICE. 271 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,031 AND I GUARANTEE YOU HE'D HAVE HIM IN BED BEFORE NIGHTFALL. 272 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,866 I SWEAR, 273 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,768 HE COULD CHARM THE PANTS OFF OF ANY MAN ALIVE, 274 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,804 AND HE USUALLY DID. 275 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,008 I WAS NEVER AS LUCKY AS HE WAS IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 276 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,376 BUT AT LEAST HE LIKED TO SHARE. 277 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:09,116 ERIC, YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THOSE RISERS ARE FLUSH, 278 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,985 ALRIGHT ? 279 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,622 WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO GRIEVE. 280 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,291 HOW DID THEY EVER LAST 22 YEARS ? 281 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,360 IT'S EASY WHEN YOU GET TO FUCK 282 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,362 WHOEVER YOU WANT TO THE WHOLE TIME. 283 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,530 THERE YOU GO. 284 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,498 HAND ME THAT MAKITA. 285 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,633 HERE. 286 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,036 ( drilling ) 287 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,304 SO, WERE YOU GUYS A COUPLE, OR JUST HANGING OUT ? 288 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,907 WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE A COUPLE, BUT... 289 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,843 HE THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT. 290 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,878 HE WAS SQUIRRELY, WASN'T HE ? 291 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,847 YEAH, TOTALLY. 292 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,183 NATE USED TO BE LIKE THAT. 293 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,653 SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO HANG IN THERE AND WAIT. 294 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,989 WAIT FOR WHAT ? 295 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,292 FOR THEM TO GROW UP. 296 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:57,164 IF I HAD KNOWN HE WAS GONNA BE SUCH A JERK, 297 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,933 I NEVER WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM IN THAT CREMATORIUM. 298 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,301 OKAY, PUT ME TO WORK. 299 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,003 RUTH, NO, IT'S YOUR NIGHT OFF. 300 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,172 OH, I MUCH PREFER TO BE BUSY. 301 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,506 MOM, YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE TOLD ME 302 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,275 THIS PARTY WAS GONNA BE SUCH A BIG DEAL. 303 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,742 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. 304 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:10,843 I COULD'VE TRIED TO CHANGE MY PLANS. 305 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,246 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE ? 306 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,715 NO, I HAVE TO GO TO THIS GUEST ARTIST LECTURE SERIES. 307 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,117 IT'S SCOTT PHILIP SMITH. 308 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,352 HE'S LIKE THIS REALLY RADICAL ARTIST 309 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,754 WITH LIKE DEATH THREATS AGAINST HIM. 310 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,223 HE'S VERY POLITICAL. 311 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,157 CLAIRE. 312 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,658 IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. 313 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,960 DON'T BE SILLY. 314 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,428 YOU GO AHEAD. 315 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,230 THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE MY LAST BIRTHDAY. 316 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,032 I'LL TOTALLY MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 317 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,834 RUTH, WOULD YOU PREFER 318 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,170 CURRIED CHICKPEAS OR CHICKPEA CROQUETTES ? 319 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,872 OH, CHICKPEAS GIVE ME GAS. 320 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,909 THIS IS AN UNUSUALLY GASSY FAMILY. 321 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,444 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ? 322 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,613 I LOVE CHICKPEAS ANYWAY AND THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY. 323 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,948 SO YOU DECIDE, YOU'RE THE CHEF. 324 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,218 THAT'S SUCH A LOVELY DRESS. 325 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,619 THANK YOU. 326 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,454 HERE. 327 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,357 I'D HATE IT IF YOU GOT SOMETHING ON IT. 328 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,391 OH, TOO LATE. 329 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,892 MAYA SPIT UP ON IT LAST TIME I WORE IT. 330 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,228 ISN'T THAT FUNNY ? 331 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,763 I THINK ALL MY DRESSES HAD SPIT UP ON THEM. 332 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,233 THERE YOU GO. 333 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,668 THANK YOU. 334 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,104 HAS THE PARTY STARTED YET ? 335 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,907 HI, HONEY. HELLO, DEAR. 336 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,377 ONE, TWO, THREE. 337 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,216 HELLO. 338 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,819 OH, KEVIN NEVER MENTIONED THIS. 339 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,822 I MEAN, A TONGUE STUD, 340 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,492 I CAN SORT OF UNDERSTAND, 341 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,128 BUT THIS ? 342 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,996 THAT'S GOTTA HURT. 343 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:41,434 NOT TO MENTION GETTING IT, YOU KNOW, INSTALLED. 344 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,604 SO, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO ENHANCE PLEASURE ? 345 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,139 AND FOR WHO ? 346 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,641 APPARENTLY IT WORKED FOR QUEEN VICTORIA. 347 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,110 COME AGAIN ? 348 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,045 IT'S CALLED A PRINCE ALBERT. 349 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,980 SHE LIKED HIM TO WEAR TIGHT PANTS. 350 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,483 THE RING WAS ATTACHED BY A STRAP TO HIS THIGH. 351 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,419 THUS ENABLING A SMOOTH TROUSER LINE. 352 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,589 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF ? 353 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,757 I READ A LOT. 354 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:09,429 YEAH, RIGHT. 355 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,531 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN NOTICING A LOT LATELY ? 356 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,667 A LOT OF GUYS COMING IN WITH THEIR BALLS SHAVED. 357 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,070 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ? 358 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,873 ACTUALLY, IT MAKES THEM MORE SENSITIVE. 359 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:24,177 YOU KNOW, FOR ORAL STIMULATION ? 360 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:29,316 BESIDES, NO ONE LIKES GETTING PUBIC HAIR STUCK IN THEIR TEETH. 361 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,756 DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I SHAVE MY BALLS ? 362 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,858 AH, NO, NOT REALLY. 363 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,627 NO, I'M HAPPY TO TELL YOU. 364 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,596 I AM AND I DO SHAVE, HAVE TO, LOT OF HAIR DOWN THERE. 365 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,797 KEITH DOESN'T... 366 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,998 HAVE TO. 367 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,600 ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW ? 368 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,735 NOW IS THE TIME. 369 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,271 NOPE, I'M GOOD. 370 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:56,042 IN 1982, RONALD REAGAN'S DEREGULATION OF 371 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,145 THE NATION'S MENTAL HOSPITALS 372 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,647 LEFT THOUSANDS OF FORMER INPATIENTS HOMELESS. 373 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:06,219 I BELIEVED THESE INCAPACITATED VICTIMS OF GREED 374 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,189 DESERVED TO VOICE THEIR DISSENT, SO. 375 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,823 I SPENT TWO NIGHTS ROAMING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY 376 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,359 IN THE DEAD OF WINTER, 377 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,495 ASKING THEM TO WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH THIS FLAG. 378 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,130 ( laughing ) 379 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,199 WHEN THIS PIECE WAS UNVEILED, 380 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,034 A GROUP OF QUOTE PATRIOTS UNQUOTE, 381 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,871 RIPPED IT FROM THE WALLS OF THE WHITNEY MUSEUM, 382 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,674 TOOK IT TO THE STREETS AND BURNED IT. 383 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,377 THAT I WAS ABLE TO MOTIVATE THESE RIGHT-WING ASSHOLES 384 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:34,214 INTO ACTUALLY BURNING AN AMERICAN FLAG. 385 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,115 NOW THIS, THIS IS WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE 386 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,651 THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CAREER. 387 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,952 ( laughing ) 388 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,121 SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK ? 389 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,656 I THINK HE'S AMAZING. 390 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,024 AMAZING. 391 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,559 HE'S SO LIKE UNAFRAID, 392 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,296 AND SO COMMITTED TO WHAT HE BELIEVES IN. 393 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:52,599 HMM, YOU SHOULD MEET HIM. 394 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,667 COME ON. 395 00:18:56,303 --> 00:19:00,039 STOP HITTING ON MY STUDENTS, YOU OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT. 396 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,642 BITE MY ASS, YOU NAZI PRICK. 397 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,711 ( laughing ) 398 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,581 SCOTT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET CLAIRE FISHER 399 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,082 AND RUSSELL CORWIN, 400 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,918 TWO VERY PROMISING FIRST-YEARS. 401 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,020 IT'S A REAL HONOR TO MEET YOU, SIR. 402 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,355 TOTALLY. 403 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,458 DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND GIVE UP NOW. 404 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,560 UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE WILLING TO LIVE AS OUTLAWS, 405 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,630 BECAUSE THIS IS CULTURE WHERE ART IS NOT ONLY A DIRTY WORD, 406 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,131 IT'S A FUCKING CRIME. 407 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,367 NOW, I'M STARVING, I'M THIRSTY, 408 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,502 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I AM YOUR GUEST. 409 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,170 WHY DON'T YOU TWO JOIN US ? 410 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,072 SERIOUSLY ? 411 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,376 CLAIRE, AN ARTIST NEVER QUESTIONS HER RIGHT 412 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,678 TO EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER. 413 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,680 NEVER. 414 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,515 OKAY. 415 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,685 MAYBE WE CAN DO AS MUCH DAMAGE TONIGHT AS WE DID IN ANTWERP. 416 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,987 I HOPE YOU'VE GOT BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE THIS TIME. 417 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,056 OKAY, I'M OFFICIALLY SCARED. 418 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,859 DON'T LET THEM SEE THAT. 419 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,394 OH, NO, THAT'S MY-- 420 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,596 THAT'S THE GOOD-GOOD CHINA. 421 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,630 YES. 422 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,731 WELL, WE NEVER USE THE GOOD-GOOD CHINA. 423 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,032 THEN, WHAT'S IT FOR ? 424 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,469 BUT WE HARDLY EVER USE THE GOOD CHINA. 425 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,239 OH, DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THIS BACK AND USE THE GOOD CHINA ? 426 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,841 IF THAT ISN'T THE GOOD CHINA, THEN WHAT IS IT ? 427 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,510 THE GOOD-GOOD CHINA. 428 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,845 WHAT THE HELL. 429 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,115 LET'S USE THE GOOD-GOOD CHINA FOR ONCE IN MY LIFETIME ! 430 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,584 YIPPEE. 431 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,852 BETTINA, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW LISA. 432 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,388 HI. 433 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,922 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 434 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,156 OH, DON'T WORRY, IT'S ALL GOOD. 435 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,758 SHE LIKES YOU A HELL OF A LOT BETTER 436 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,193 THAN THE ONE BEFORE YOU. 437 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,895 HEY FISHER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 438 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,464 GOODNESS, BETTINA, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 439 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,533 NOW, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RETURNING IT, OKAY ? 440 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,436 BECAUSE THERE'S NO RECEIPT, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 441 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,971 OKAY, COME ON, WE NEED TO MOVE THIS TABLE. 442 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,006 WHY ? 443 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,140 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DANCE. 444 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,309 OH, HEAVENS NO. 445 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,810 WE DON'T DANCE IN THIS FAMILY. 446 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,912 RUTH FISHER, WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE YOU TONIGHT 447 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,179 WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. 448 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,881 NOW, GO PUT ON YOUR NEW CLOTHES. 449 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,284 ALRIGHT, THANK YOU. 450 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,420 HELP ME MOVE IT UP AGAINST THE WINDOW. 451 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,455 UH, DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD WAIT UNTIL AFTER DINNER ? 452 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,857 OH HELL HONEY, I'LL BE TOO WASTED BY THEN. 453 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,427 OH AND I BROUGHT SOME MUSIC. 454 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,462 I HOPE YOU WEREN'T PLANNING ON LISTENING 455 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,297 TO THIS LILITH FAIR CRAP ALL NIGHT LONG. 456 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,334 READY ? ONE, TWO, THREE. 457 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,802 NO ASSHOLE, BEING AN ARTIST IS NOT ABOUT BEING RIGHT 458 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,571 ALL THE TIME. 459 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,873 BEING AN ARTIST IS RESIGNING ONESELF TO A LIFE OF MASOCHISM. 460 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,742 OKAY, OKAY. 461 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,210 JUST ANSWER ME THIS, WHY ARE YOU AN ARTIST ? 462 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,679 BECAUSE I'M ANGRY. 463 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,780 UGH ! 464 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,148 DISGUSTING ! 465 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,416 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE ANGRY ABOUT ? 466 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,651 YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRANTS. 467 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,218 I DON'T USE THAT GRANT MONEY TO MAKE ART. 468 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,754 I GIVE IT AWAY. 469 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,456 YES, BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IT WAS YOUR SHIT ON THE FLAG, 470 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,190 BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING SCARED TO ACTUALLY GO THERE ! 471 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,960 YOU'RE JUST PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY, 472 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,027 YOU NEVER DID ! 473 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,262 NO, YOU LATCH ONTO POLITICS, 474 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,664 BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY ! 475 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,231 THERE IS NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY, 476 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,167 IT'S ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE ! 477 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,502 GO TO HOLLYWOOD THEN ! 478 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,203 THAT IS SO PATHETIC ! 479 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,472 THAT IS SO FUCKING AMERICAN. 480 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,074 IS THERE ANYTHING MORE INFURIATING 481 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,676 THAN THE MORAL VANITY OF EUROTRASH ? 482 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,379 TOI, TU MANGES LA MERDE DU CUL D'UNE POUFFIASSE, 483 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,346 ESPECE DE CON ! 484 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,847 FWAH-DE-FWAH- DE-FUCK YOU. 485 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,949 LUND DIE SCHEISE EINER HURE IST BESSERE KUNST, 486 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,284 ALS DU JEMALS MACHEN KANST ! 487 00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,686 WELCOME TO EPCOT, KIDS. 488 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,554 I WOULD RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU 489 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,723 IF I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD LIKE IT SO MUCH ! 490 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,392 FANTASTIC RAGE ! 491 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:09,462 I SO FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU STUPID, BALD PEASANT. 492 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:13,533 SO PROVE IT, BUY US ANOTHER ROUND. 493 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,604 AND WHY ARE YOU AN ARTIST ? 494 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,874 UM, BECAUSE... 495 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,712 BECAUSE I HAVE, UM... 496 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,880 A LOT OF PAIN. 497 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,717 GOOD. 498 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,151 GOOD. 499 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,153 PAIN IS GOOD FOR AN ARTIST. 500 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,722 BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT. 501 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,357 ADOLESCENT ROMANTICISM, ALL ARTISTS MUST SUFFER. 502 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,294 GOD, YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ! 503 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:48,701 YOUR SKIN IS LIKE CARRARA MARBLE. 504 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,773 IS THIS YOUNG MAN YOUR LOVER ? 505 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,107 NO. 506 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,810 WHY THE HELL NOT ? 507 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:01,581 MAYBE RUSSELL DOESN'T THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 508 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:06,886 I THINK SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. 509 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,690 AND WHY ARE YOU AN ARTIST ? 510 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:15,828 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE. 511 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:21,668 IF I CAN'T CREATE ART, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE. 512 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,938 ATTA BOY. 513 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:30,142 WHY DO YOU VALIDATE THESE INFANTILE NOTIONS ? 514 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,679 I'LL TELL YOU WHY, 515 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,614 BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM TO LOVE YOU. 516 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,816 BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO TRUST THEIR OWN VISION. 517 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,586 SOMETHING WHICH YOU HAVE NONE OF, ARRIVISTE. 518 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,320 AND YOU WANT THEM TO LOVE YOU. 519 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,655 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE ? 520 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,591 MY FRIEND WILL HAVE A SHOT OF OUZO 521 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,759 WITH A BIG DOLLOP OF SHIT IN IT. 522 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:51,731 ( laughing ) 523 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,601 AND OUR ROOM OPENED DIRECTLY OUT ONTO THE POOL. 524 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,003 AND THE DREGS OF HUMANITY, FROM THE LOOKS OF IT. 525 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,606 AND THAT'S THE SUNDAY SMORGASBORD BRUNCH. 526 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,575 THEY COME FOR THE BREAKFAST BURRITO 527 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,443 AND THE FREE SHUTTLE TO THE OUTLET MALL. 528 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,146 I'VE NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD THE CONCEPT OF A BREAKFAST BURRITO. 529 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,649 ( laughing ) 530 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,118 OKAY, SO WHERE ARE ALL THE X-RATED ONES ? 531 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:13,686 YOU LEAVE THOSE AT HOME ? 532 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,222 YOU GOTTA GO ON THE INTERNET AND PAY $9.99 A MONTH FOR THOSE. 533 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,191 ( laughing ) 534 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,329 POOR DAVID ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUN IN A BATHING SUIT. 535 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,898 I DO NOT LOOK "FUNNY" IN A BATHING SUIT. 536 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,234 ACTUALLY, YOU DO. 537 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:30,970 ( laughing ) 538 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,071 SHE ASLEEP ? 539 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,506 YEAH, FINALLY. 540 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,274 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, DO NOT LOOK FUNNY. 541 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,243 BETTINA ! 542 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:38,377 WHAT ? 543 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,712 I'M JUST FLIRTING. 544 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,115 YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, LADY. 545 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,217 WHO WANTS COFFEE ? 546 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,586 FOR GOD'S SAKE, LISA. 547 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,387 WOULD YOU STOP WAITING ON US ? 548 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,722 C'MON, SIT DOWN. 549 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,024 YOU DESERVE A BREAK, AFTER THAT SCRUMPTIOUS MEAL. 550 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,727 THIS IS DAVID IN FRONT OF THE GEOFFREY BEENE OUTLET MALL. 551 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,597 OH MY GOD. 552 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,666 NOW, I GET THE ATTRACTION. 553 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,534 YEAH, HE'S A HOTTIE. 554 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:04,103 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 555 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,408 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 556 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,210 OH, DEAR. 557 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:12,912 YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE. 558 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,246 RUTH, SHUT UP. 559 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,685 IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I THOUGHT OF AT THE LAST MINUTE. 560 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:22,922 "FOR MY MOTHER-IN-LAW ON HER SPECIAL DAY, 561 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:28,260 "THIS COUPON IS REDEEMABLE FOR ONE FREE FOOT MASSAGE. 562 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,730 LOVE, LISA." 563 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:31,798 NICE. 564 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,700 WHOO ! 565 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,603 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BATH SALTS ? 566 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,571 IT JUST FELT SO IMPERSONAL. 567 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:40,372 CAN I HAVE IT NOW ? 568 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,641 YOU WANT IT NOW ? 569 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,609 YES, PLEASE ! 570 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,143 I LOVE MASSAGES ! 571 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,377 SINCE WHEN ? 572 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:46,445 SINCE YESTERDAY ! 573 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,780 PLEASE ? 574 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,948 YOU WANNA GO INTO THE SUN PORCH ? 575 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,249 MAYBE IT'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE. 576 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,051 ( laughing ) 577 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,519 C'MON ! 578 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,354 MAYBE WE'LL ALL END UP NAKED. 579 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:58,457 WELL, I WOULDN'T BET ON THAT. 580 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,594 DOES THIS PARTY SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD TO YOU ? 581 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,896 ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN ? 582 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:07,233 90. 583 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,007 SO, WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF HIS WORK ? 584 00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,109 UM. 585 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,712 I LIKE PARTS OF IT. 586 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,213 NOT REALLY, THOUGH. 587 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,482 IT'S KIND OF ON THE NOSE. 588 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,919 IT'S WAY TOO ON THE NOSE. 589 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:30,189 GOOD. 590 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,524 BECAUSE EVERY NASTY THING 591 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,661 I SAID TO HIM EARLIER WAS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH. 592 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,129 AND EVERY FLATTERING THING WAS A LIE. 593 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:42,201 YOU DIDN'T SAY TOO MUCH THAT WAS FLATTERING. 594 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,874 YOU ARE A BRILLIANT ARTIST, CLAIRE. 595 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:50,910 THE PIECE YOU DID LAST WEEK IN STUDIO 596 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,846 WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING SMITH HAS DONE IN THE LAST 10 YEARS. 597 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,348 REALLY ? 598 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,919 ABSOLUTELY. 599 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,723 BUT YOU, RUSSELL. 600 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:07,259 YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCCESSFUL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. 601 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,429 YOU HONESTLY THINK SO ? 602 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:13,332 WOULD I LIE TO YOU ? 603 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,467 I MIGHT. 604 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,270 BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. 605 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,307 THE WORLD IS GONNA LOVE YOU. 606 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,209 THAT'S WHY, NO MATTER WHAT, 607 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,111 YOU CANNOT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 608 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,913 I DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 609 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:29,648 PHONY BALONEY, CACA SHIT. 610 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:32,584 EVERYBODY YOUR AGE CARES ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 611 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:36,188 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOURSELF. 612 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,760 I HAVE TO PEE. 613 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,669 I'M SERIOUS ABOUT YOU, CLAIRE. 614 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:54,273 RUSSELL IS GOOD, HE'S GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, 615 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,575 BUT YOU... 616 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,979 YOUR TALENT IS EPIC. 617 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,348 IT'S LIKE THE TAIL OF A COMET. 618 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:05,651 YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. 619 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,286 OH, SHUT UP. 620 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,488 OH GOD. 621 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:12,792 I'M SO ENVIOUS OF YOU. 622 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,797 YOU SEE THE WORLD WITH YOUR OWN EYES. 623 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,632 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A RARE AND PRECIOUS GIFT THAT IS ? 624 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:23,702 NO. 625 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,574 AND GOD CREATED BEAUTY 626 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:32,044 AND THEN HE RETIRED. 627 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,682 PROMISE ME YOU'LL DO GREAT THINGS IN YOUR LIFE. 628 00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:38,384 NOTHING LESS. 629 00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:39,551 UM-- 630 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,353 PROMISE ME ! 631 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,322 I PROMISE. 632 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,457 ALRIGHT. 633 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,929 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE THAT IMBECILE WITH THE TAB. 634 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:05,377 OH, MY GOD, THAT FEELS UNBELIEVABLY GOOD. 635 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,579 I HAVE STRONG HANDS. 636 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:12,785 OH, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S THE SPOT. 637 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:16,488 HOW COME YOU NEVER GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE ? 638 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,524 BECAUSE YOUR FEET STINK. 639 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,592 THEY DO NOT. 640 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,095 THEY DO, YOU GET THAT FROM YOUR FATHER. 641 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,431 HOW COME YOU NEVER GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE ? 642 00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:29,001 BECAUSE YOU NEVER ASK. 643 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,603 THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. 644 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:35,474 I JUST REMEMBERED THIS DREAM I HAD 645 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:39,946 ABOUT A MONTH AGO, I GUESS. 646 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:42,714 I WAS GETTING A FOOT MASSAGE. 647 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,918 AND I THINK YOU ALL KNOW THAT I HAVE EXTREMELY TICKLISH FEET. 648 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,187 AND YOU WERE ALL THERE. 649 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,589 WELL, I MEAN, NOT YOU, BETTINA AND NOT YOU, KEITH, 650 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:53,025 NO OFFENSE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE. 651 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,127 YOU WERE THERE AND LISA AND DAVID AND CLAIRE, 652 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:58,630 AND ANYWAY, THERE I AM GETTING THIS FOOT MASSAGE. 653 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,799 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO WAS GIVING IT TO ME. 654 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,068 I THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN 655 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,904 I THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN DAD ? 656 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,639 OH YEAH, AND I'M HOLDING MAYA 657 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:11,510 AND SHE'S REALLY SLIPPERY AND SHE'S SQUIRMING LIKE A PIG. 658 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:21,120 ( moaning ) 659 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:31,830 AND SHE'S SQUIRMING LIKE A PIG, AND THEN WHAT ? 660 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:35,935 I DON'T REMEMBER THE REST OF IT, 661 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:37,569 EXCEPT THAT, UH... 662 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,107 I COULD NEVER FIND MY SHOES. 663 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,542 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT EVERY PERSON IN YOUR DREAM 664 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,077 IS ACTUALLY YOU. 665 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,048 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE BABY. 666 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,119 DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MORE BONES IN THE FEET 667 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,854 THAN THERE ARE IN THE REST OF THE ENTIRE BODY ? 668 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,925 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, 669 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,893 I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT. 670 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:04,897 THANK YOU DEAR, THAT'S THE NICEST THING 671 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,866 ANYONE'S DONE FOR ME IN A VERY LONG TIME. 672 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,368 WELL, IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 673 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,737 IT'S JUST MY LITTLE WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU 674 00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:13,539 FOR LETTING US LIVE HERE. 675 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:14,806 WELL, OF COURSE. 676 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,143 YOU'RE FAMILY. 677 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,868 ( laughing ) 678 00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:46,638 OKAY, NOBODY TOUCHES ANYTHING. 679 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,375 I LOVE IT. 680 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:52,511 OH MY, IT'S VERY LARGE. 681 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,514 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. 682 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,416 SO HAVE I, 683 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:58,550 WE SHOULD GO ! 684 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,119 SO, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? 685 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:03,222 THE SCENIC DESIGNER FOR L.A. LYRIC OPERA CREATED THIS 686 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,657 FOR THE FUNERAL OF HIS LOVER. 687 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,559 UH, IT FIGURES. 688 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,860 WHAT FIGURES ? 689 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,896 ONLY A GAY MAN WOULD BUILD A FUCKING OPERA SET 690 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:12,398 FOR HIS LOVER'S FUNERAL. 691 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,900 I THINK IT CHEAPENS THEIR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP. 692 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,336 OH, DON'T BE SUCH A SNOB. 693 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,105 IT'S SWEET. 694 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,739 YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO BUILD ME SOMETHING 695 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,441 LIKE THIS WHEN I GO. 696 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,876 OH, WHAT, SOMETHING INVOLVING STEVE McQUEEN ON A MOTORCYCLE ? 697 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,613 YEAH, AND AN ENTIRE P-O-W BARRACKS. 698 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,181 NOW, GET OVER HERE. 699 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,682 WHAT ? 700 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,485 OH, COME ON. 701 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:34,820 WHY DON'T YOU LOOSEN UP ? 702 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,089 OH, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 703 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,292 WHAT'D I MISS ? 704 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:42,194 YOU AND UM, 705 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,064 ME AND LISA ARE GOING ON VACATION TO CHINA TOGETHER ! 706 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:48,767 ME, ME, ME, ME TOO, ME TOO, CAN I COME ? 707 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,336 BABY, ARE YOU DRUNK ? 708 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:52,938 IT'S OKAY, I HAVE LIKE FOUR DAYS WORTH OF MILK IN THE FREEZER. 709 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:56,375 WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT ? 710 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,478 I JUST SPILLED SOMETHING ON THE OTHER ONE. 711 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,648 YOU'RE SUCH A KLUTZ, BUT YOU'RE MY KLUTZ. 712 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:07,853 ( laughing ) 713 00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:09,755 YOU SMELL LIKE LISTERINE. 714 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,323 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 715 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:13,659 I'M DYING. 716 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:15,794 ( gasping ) 717 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:19,065 HIS NAME WAS SIMON RODIA 718 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,200 AND HE SPENT 33 YEARS WORKING ON THEM. 719 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,035 WHEN HE FELT THEY WERE FINISHED, 720 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,971 HE GAVE THE DEED TO HIS HOUSE TO A NEIGHBOR, 721 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,440 PACKED UP AND MOVED AWAY. 722 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:29,975 WOW. 723 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,943 THEY'RE AMAZING. 724 00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:33,579 HE PUT EVERYTHING INTO THEM. 725 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,182 WHATEVER HE'D FIND ON HIS WAY WALKING TO AND FROM WORK. 726 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:40,652 STEEL RODS, SEA SHELLS, POTTERY, GLASS, 727 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:44,856 OLD BOOTS, CORN COBS. 728 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,025 HE MUST'VE BEEN OUT OF HIS MIND. 729 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,794 HE WAS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER. 730 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,396 BUT HE WAS A REAL ARTIST. 731 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:56,568 AND ALL REAL ARTISTS ARE OUT OF THEIR MIND. 732 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,038 YEAH ? 733 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:02,007 YOU THINK SO ? 734 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,443 LOOK AT OLIVIER AND SCOTT SMITH. 735 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,711 YEAH. 736 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,381 VAN GOGH CUT OFF AN EAR. 737 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:16,988 IT'S SO WEIRD. 738 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,324 WHAT ? 739 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,659 I MEAN, EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT OUR SCHOOL 740 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,061 THINKS THEY'RE GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL, RIGHT ? 741 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,030 OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN BE DOING THIS. 742 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:26,064 YEAH. 743 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,100 BUT WHAT IS SUCCESS ? 744 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,170 IS IT JUST MONEY, OR FAME, 745 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,072 OR IS IT LIKE THE CRITICS LOVING YOU, 746 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:37,909 OR IS IT YOU KNOWING YOU'VE DONE GOOD WORK, 747 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,213 OR WHAT ? 748 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,820 I MEAN, THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE, 749 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,291 BUT MAYBE THE GUY WHO MADE IT JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT, 750 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:55,494 AND NOW, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS HIS NAME. 751 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,728 SIMON RODIA. 752 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,898 GOD. 753 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:02,968 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PHONEY. 754 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:05,036 WHY, YOU'RE FUCKING BRILLIANT. 755 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:09,007 BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE EVER BEING THIS DEDICATED 756 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,311 OR THIS CONSUMED BY ANYTHING. 757 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,946 MAYBE YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND WHATEVER IT IS 758 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:18,184 THAT'S WORTH CUTTING OFF AN EAR FOR. 759 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,486 I WOULD NEVER CUT OFF MY FUCKING EAR. 760 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,087 NEVER. 761 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:25,157 VAN GOGH DID IT FOR LOVE. 762 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,093 HE DID IT BECAUSE HE WAS TOTALLY INSANE. 763 00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:30,396 WELL, IT'S ONLY AN EAR. 764 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:36,335 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE HE COULDN'T HEAR OUT OF IT. 765 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:39,338 THERE WAS STILL A HOLE THE$) 766 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,913 IT'S ALMOST TWO. 767 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,282 OH MY GOD. 768 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:55,821 I'M NOT EVEN TIRED, ARE YOU ? 769 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,959 NO. 770 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:06,632 ( train ) 771 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,201 * WATCH OUT 772 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:12,271 * YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER * 773 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,072 * COOL BABIES 774 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:17,776 * STRANGE BUT NOT A STRANGER * 775 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:22,281 * I'M AN ORDINARY GIRL 776 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,784 * AND I'M BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE * 777 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,554 * HOLD TIGHT 778 00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:31,557 * WAIT 'TIL THIS PARTY'S OVER * 779 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,425 * HOLD TIGHT 780 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,895 * WE'RE GONNA BE IN FOR SOME NASTY... * 781 00:36:46,238 --> 00:36:49,207 PARTY POOPER. 782 00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:53,044 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT UPSTAIRS EMBARRASSING YOURSELF 783 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,314 WITH EVERYBODY ELSE ? 784 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,148 I DON'T KNOW, I... 785 00:36:57,249 --> 00:37:02,788 WANTED A LITTLE TIME TO YOURSELF ? 786 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,756 I KNOW THIS GREAT LITTLE INDIAN RESTAURANT IN HOLLYWOOD, 787 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,726 THE OWNER'LL GIVE YOU THE ROOM UPSTAIRS. 788 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:10,496 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BURY HIS WIFE FOR FREE. 789 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:14,933 YEAH, I'M NOT QUITE THERE YET. 790 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,868 WON'T BE LONG. 791 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:20,372 YOU'RE A FUNERAL DIRECTOR, WHICH YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE, 792 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,374 JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 793 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,476 YOU MARRIED A WOMAN THAT YOU KNOCKED UP 794 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,412 BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 795 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,146 JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 796 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,282 YOU WANT ONE ? 797 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,151 NO THANKS. 798 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,187 SO WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU'RE GONNA THROW AWAY 799 00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:38,023 THAT PACK YOU ALREADY HAVE ? 800 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:39,090 PROBABLY. 801 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,692 ( laughing ) 802 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,161 I'M NOT YOU ! 803 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,063 YOU JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. 804 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,098 I'M NOT SHUT DOWN ! 805 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:50,135 I'M NOT 500 FUCKING MILLION MILES AWAY ! 806 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:52,137 I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ! 807 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:56,742 I LOVE MY FAMILY. 808 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,615 BUDDY BOY. 809 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,183 YOU THINK I WOULD'VE STUCK AROUND 810 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,553 IF I DIDN'T LOVE MINE ? 811 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:16,362 ( music and chatter ) 812 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,479 CHECK THIS OUT. 813 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:36,382 "AMBIGUOUS FIGURE BETWEEN CURTAINS" 814 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,917 BY OLIVIER CASTRO-STAAL. 815 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,219 THAT IS SO INTENSE. 816 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,655 IT'S PART OF THE PERMANENT COLLECTION 817 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:46,257 OF THE CONTEMPORARY ARTS CENTER IN CINCINNATI. 818 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:49,294 IT REMINDS ME OF FRANCES BACON A LITTLE. 819 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:52,998 OH MY GOD. 820 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:56,067 HE WAS ONLY 20 WHEN HE MADE THIS. 821 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,203 THAT MEANS WE HAVE LIKE A YEAR TO PRODUCE SOMETHING THIS GOOD. 822 00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:02,140 I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL THAT YOU LIVE IN A FUNERAL HOME. 823 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:05,110 BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT. 824 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:06,878 ARE YOU KIDDING ? 825 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:08,880 I'M JEALOUS. 826 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,449 IT'S TOTALLY WEIRD 827 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,585 AND EXCELLENT AND PERFECT 828 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:17,122 FOR WHEN THEY WRITE YOUR BIOGRAPHY. 829 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:24,730 I'M NOT GAY, YOU KNOW. 830 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:27,833 WHAT ? 831 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:29,134 I'M NOT... 832 00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:30,836 GAY. 833 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:34,440 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING GAY ? 834 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:37,576 WELL, YOU THOUGHT I WAS. 835 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:40,712 MOST PEOPLE THINK I AM, 836 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,781 BUT I'M NOT. 837 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,783 OKAY. 838 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,986 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, 839 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,622 BUT GUYS HIT ON ME LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 840 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:54,125 IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT. 841 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:58,129 YOU THINK I'M HOT ? 842 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:01,199 I DO. 843 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:05,704 REALLY ? 844 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:10,609 BECAUSE USUALLY I GET A "HE'S CUTE". 845 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,844 NO, YOU'RE WAY MORE THAN CUTE. 846 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:16,482 DEFINITELY. I AM. 847 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,918 SO, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GAY ? 848 00:40:21,687 --> 00:40:24,155 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE. 849 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,891 WELL, I'M NOT. 850 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:29,928 I THINK WE'VE JUST ESTABLISHED THAT. 851 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,098 OKAY. 852 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:56,955 ( music ) 853 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:27,252 I LIT IT EXACTLY THE WAY BOB WOULD HAVE. 854 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,924 I ALWAYS NEEDED HIS LIGHTING TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. 855 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:43,969 THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME TODAY IN CELEBRATING BOB'S LIFE. 856 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,071 WE'RE ALL SO LUCKY 857 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,907 TO HAVE EXPERIENCED THE JOY OF KNOWING HIM. 858 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:53,411 AND I'M NOT JUST REFERRING TO 859 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,114 THE JOY OF KNOWING HIM BIBLICALLY, 860 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,785 ALTHOUGH, A LOT OF YOU HERE HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT AS WELL. 861 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:04,222 I KNOW, BECAUSE I WAS THERE. 862 00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:09,227 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT 863 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:13,398 I'D BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. 864 00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:18,570 I THOUGHT I DIDN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. 865 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:23,374 THAT NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY LOVE ME ENOUGH TO... 866 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:28,146 STICK AROUND. 867 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,417 BUT BOB DID. 868 00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:36,387 HE STUCK AROUND. 869 00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:40,291 AND SO DID I. 870 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:43,662 AND FOR 22 YEARS, 871 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:47,032 WE SHARED OUR HEARTS, 872 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:50,235 OUR BODIES, 873 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:54,773 OUR SOULS. 874 00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:58,276 IT WASN'T ALWAYS EASY, 875 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:01,312 AND IT WASN'T ALWAYS FUN. 876 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:06,752 BUT IT WAS ALWAYS WORTH IT. 877 00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:09,788 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID IN A PREVIOUS LIFE, 878 00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:14,425 BUT TO QUOTE JULIE ANDREWS AS MARIA VON TRAPP. 879 00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:18,764 IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING GOOD. 880 00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:24,369 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN REWARDED A THOUSANDFOLD IN THIS LIFE. 881 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:50,095 * NESSUN DORMA 882 00:43:50,195 --> 00:43:55,300 * NESSUN DORMA 883 00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:09,014 * TU PURE, O PRINCIPESSA, NELLA TUA FREDA STANZA * 884 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:25,831 * GUARDI LE STELLE CHE TREMANO D'AMORE E DI SPERANZA * 885 00:44:25,931 --> 00:44:36,141 * MA IL MIO MISTERO E CHIUSOIN ME * 886 00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:57,162 * NO, NO, SULLA TUA BOCCA LO DIRO QUANDO LA LUCE * 887 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,637 HOW WAS THE FUNERAL ? 888 00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:09,908 IT WAS PRETTY GREAT ACTUALLY. 889 00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,878 AS FAR AS FUNERALS GO. 890 00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:15,213 YEAH, I COULD HEAR THE SINGING FROM HERE. 891 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,283 YEAH, THAT GUY HAD AN AMAZING VOICE. 892 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:24,689 DO YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER HAD FUN LAST NIGHT ? 893 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:27,625 ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? 894 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,861 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER THAT HAPPY IN... 895 00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:32,297 WELL, MAYBE EVER. 896 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:37,002 THAT WAS A REALLY GREAT THING YOU DID, HONEY. 897 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,538 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 898 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:43,541 AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF US. 899 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,976 FOR WHAT ? 900 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,178 FOR MAKING THIS WORK. 901 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,614 FOR BEING PRESENT, FOR SHOWING UP EACH DAY. 902 00:45:49,714 --> 00:45:52,450 FOR BEING COMMITTED TO BEING A FAMILY. 903 00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:55,453 IS IT THAT HARD FOR YOU ? 904 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:57,522 NO, OF COURSE NOT-- 905 00:45:57,622 --> 00:45:58,924 I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 906 00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,625 IT IS WHAT I WANT. 907 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:01,626 ARE YOU SURE ? 908 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:02,928 OF COURSE. 909 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:04,095 I MEAN, LIKE TOTALLY SURE ? 910 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:06,731 100% ABSOLUTELY, NO DOUBTS WHATSOEVER ? 911 00:46:06,832 --> 00:46:11,169 I'M SURE. 912 00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,570 OH GOD, NATE. 913 00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:15,406 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT TERRIFIES ME. 914 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,445 OH, DO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RUN BY WHOLE FOODS 915 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:21,712 FOR ME SOMETIME TONIGHT ? 916 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:22,848 YEAH, I'LL GO RIGHT NOW. 917 00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:24,115 YEAH. YOU WILL ? 918 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,017 THE LIST IS ON THE FRIDGE IN THE MAIN HOUSE. 919 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,485 OKAY. 920 00:46:34,259 --> 00:46:36,527 I WON'T BE LONG. 921 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,431 So, how do you know Dennis Mariani ? 922 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:42,834 When he isn't spray painting walls or jumping off the pier, 923 00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:44,502 he's president of Green Earth. 924 00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:46,804 He was one of the founders of Green Earth in the late '80s. 925 00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:49,040 YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 926 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,308 AM I ? 927 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,243 HOW WAS YOUR DAY ? 928 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,778 IT WAS OKAY. 929 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:55,780 HOW WAS YOURS ? 930 00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:58,816 YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. 931 00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:05,556 ( sobbing ) 932 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,194 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG ? 933 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,905 I WANT... 934 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:24,475 I WANT US TO LAST. 935 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:29,547 I WANT US TO STAY TOGETHER. 936 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:31,782 OKAY. 937 00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:36,654 I JUST WANT IT TO BE WORTH IT. 938 00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:40,391 OKAY. 939 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:47,298 ( sobbing ) 940 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:05,917 HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY ? 941 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:08,619 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 942 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,522 I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AWFUL, 943 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:15,560 BUT IT WAS TRULY ONE OF THE FINEST EVENINGS I EVER SPENT. 944 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,794 WOW. 945 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,229 I'M SORRY I MISSED IT. 946 00:48:18,329 --> 00:48:19,965 LISA GAVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE. 947 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:21,866 IT WAS HEAVENLY. 948 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:25,670 I GOT A LITTLE TIPSY, WE DANCED. 949 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,939 OKAY. 950 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:30,275 I'M REALLY SORRY I MISSED IT. 951 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,643 I SAVED YOU A PIECE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE, IT'S IN THE FRIDGE. 952 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,345 THANKS. 953 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:36,547 HOW WAS YOUR GUEST ARTIST LECTURE ? 954 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,249 OH, IT WAS... 955 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:43,521 ACTUALLY, IT WAS TRULY ONE OF THE FINEST EVENINGS 956 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,590 I'VE EVER SPENT. 957 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:48,526 WE WENT OUT AFTERWARDS, ME, RUSSELL AND OUR TEACHER 958 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,561 AND THIS ARTIST, AND. 959 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:54,399 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I JUST HAD THIS LIKE GLIMPSE 960 00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:58,136 OF WHAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE, AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, 961 00:48:58,236 --> 00:49:01,239 THE WORLD JUST SEEMED LIKE REALLY OPEN AND INTERESTING 962 00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:03,241 AND NOT TOTALLY SCREWEUP AND... 963 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,076 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 964 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:08,646 I JUST FELT REALLY HAPPY. 965 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:18,990 MOM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO A MUSEUM WITH ME TODAY ? 966 00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:22,127 I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE. 967 00:49:22,227 --> 00:49:24,996 SHOULD I MAKE LUNCH FIRST ? 968 00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,831 NO, LET'S GO OUT. 969 00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:28,299 WE CAN GO TO NEDDIE'S. 970 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,135 IT'LL BE MY TREAT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 971 00:49:30,235 --> 00:49:31,602 WELL, THANK YOU, CLAIRE. 972 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:34,539 I WAS JUST GONNA PUT THIS TABLE BACK WHERE IT WAS. 973 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:35,973 DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP ? 974 00:49:36,074 --> 00:49:40,645 NO, WE CAN DO IT LATER. 975 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:59,497 ( operatic singing ) 976 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:05,570 Captions Copyright 2003 HOME BOX OFFICE 977 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:10,441 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 978 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:15,280 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER