1 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:09,443 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE 2 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:13,581 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 3 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,482 MMM. 4 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:56,410 ( chattering ) 5 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,779 ( tv chatter ) 6 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,347 THE PEDIATRICIAN'S NUMBER'S BY THE PHONE. 7 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,649 THE TEETHING BISCUITS ARE ON THE COUNTER. 8 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,886 I LEFT TWO BOTTLES OF MILK IN THE FRIDGE 9 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,654 AND FIVE MORE IN THE FREEZER. 10 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,622 YOU MUST BE PROUD. 11 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,790 I KINDA AM. 12 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,526 I'M SORE, AND I'M PROUD. 13 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,730 ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE OKAY TODAY ? 14 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,600 HONEY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 15 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,936 HAVE FUN, GO TO YOUR COOKING... 16 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,971 ZOO. 17 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,273 IT'S A FOOD SHOW. 18 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,609 WHATEVER, YOU AND DANA GO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 19 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,243 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 20 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,880 GOODBYE, BABY GIRL. 21 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,650 BE GOOD TO YOUR DADDY, HMM ? 22 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,020 BYE. BYE. 23 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,524 OOH, I FEEL GUILTY LEAVING HER WITH YOU ALL DAY TODAY. 24 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:20,594 HONEY, IT'S OKAY, WE'LL BE FINE. 25 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,864 WHAT ? 26 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:26,700 YOU NEVER REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE A WIFE AND A KID, DID YOU ? 27 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,803 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE A FUNERAL DIRECTOR EITHER. 28 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,972 ( gurgling ) 29 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,607 I LOVE YOU. 30 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,608 AND WE LOVE YOU. 31 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,410 GO. 32 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,115 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY ? 33 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:45,185 WE COULD FILL SOME THINGS UP, 34 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,454 DUMP 'EM OUT ? 35 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,021 MAYBE LATER WE CAN POOP. 36 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,059 WHAT DO YA SAY, HUH ? 37 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:57,665 ( soft music playing ) 38 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,301 ARTHUR, YOU WROTE THIS MUSIC ? 39 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:04,338 YOU ACTUALLY WROTE IT YOURSELF ? 40 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,573 NOT EXACTLY. 41 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,908 YOU ARE SO MULTIFACETED. 42 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,777 NOT REALLY. 43 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,313 IT'S JUST A THEME BY DEBUSSY, BUT I'VE DEVELOPED IT, SOMEWHAT. 44 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,248 PUT A DRUM BEAT UNDERNEATH IT. 45 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:18,886 JUST FOR FUN, IT'S... IT'S NOTHING MUCH. 46 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,854 ARTHUR, THAT'S AMAZING. 47 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,424 IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 48 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,258 ANYBODY COULD DO IT. 49 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,560 NO, IT REALLY IS. 50 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,496 YOU'RE A VERY TALENTED YOUNG MAN. 51 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:32,299 WHERE'S THE BUTTON TO MAKE IT PLAY AGAIN ? 52 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,302 I LOVE THAT LITTLE TUNE, IT'S SO HAUNTING. 53 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,270 ACTUALLY, RUTH, I NEED TO GET GOING. 54 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,672 SO SOON ? 55 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,041 I THOUGHT I MIGHT TAKE A RUN THIS MORNING. 56 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,643 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU RAN, ARTHUR. 57 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:46,614 I HAVEN'T EVER BEFORE, ACTUALLY, 58 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,582 BUT I THOUGHT I MIGHT GIVE IT A TRY. 59 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:52,185 I SEEM TO HAVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT LATELY. 60 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,987 BUT YOU LOOK FINE. 61 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,689 THANK YOU. 62 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,258 PEOPLE AND THEIR WEIGHT NOWADAYS. 63 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,927 IT'S SUCH A STRANGE FASCINATION. 64 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,096 I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME AROUND THE HOUSE AND YOU LOOK FINE, 65 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,899 JUST FINE. 66 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,169 THANK YOU. 67 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,538 WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 68 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,874 BUT TELL ME, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO RUN ? 69 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,142 PARDON ME ? 70 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,376 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO RUN ? 71 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,546 OH, PAN PACIFIC PARK. 72 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,748 PAN PACIFIC PARK, BY THE TAR PITS ? 73 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,850 YES, THEY HAVE A LITTLE PATH THERE, 74 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,418 FOR RUNNING. 75 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:29,256 OH, WELL THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU, THEN. 76 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,390 GOOD, WELL... 77 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,825 HAVE FUN. 78 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:36,329 AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR MUSIC WITH ME, ARTHUR. 79 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,700 IT'S VERY RHYTHMIC. 80 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,106 OKAY, SO LONG. 81 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:56,016 ( soft music playing ) 82 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:30,050 FUCK. 83 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,252 Hey, listen, Lis, I've got some bad news. 84 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,954 Brenda's dad died. 85 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,122 WHAT ? 86 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,757 Brenda's father died. 87 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,659 OH, SHIT ! 88 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,594 Yeah. 89 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,429 I WAS WONDERING IF IT WOULD BE OKAY WITH YOU IF-- 90 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,064 ( slurping ) 91 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,433 COULD YOU MAKE A LITTLE MORE NOISE WITH THAT STRAW, 92 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:47,768 I CAN STILL HEAR MYSELF THINK. 93 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,202 FUNNY. 94 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,470 WHAT ? 95 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,306 I WAS WONDERING IF IT WOULD BE OKAY WITH YOU 96 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,508 IF I WENT TO HIS FUNERAL. 97 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,043 OF COURSE ! 98 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,445 IT'S JUST, SHE WAS WITH ME WHEN MY FATHER DIED, 99 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,614 IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULD CHECK IN WITH HER, AT LEAST. 100 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,516 THEN GO, YOU TOTALLY SHOULD ! 101 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,685 ARE YOU SURE ? 102 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:05,786 Yeah ! 103 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,020 OKAY. 104 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,856 So you'll leave Maya with your mom ? 105 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,357 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 106 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,492 JUST TELL HER NOT TO GIVE HER ANY MORE CHEESE, 107 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,094 BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY A LITTLE CONSTIPATED. 108 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,228 Gotcha. 109 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,530 AND TELL HER TO GO EASY ON THE NUK, 110 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,031 I don't want her to get buck teeth. 111 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,032 I LOVE YOU. 112 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,267 I love you too. 113 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,168 YOU HAVING FUN ? 114 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,302 NOT YET. 115 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,237 B'bye. 116 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,038 BYE. 117 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,307 BRENDA'S DAD DIED ? 118 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,475 YEAH. 119 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,977 THAT SUCKS. 120 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:33,013 YEAH, AND THE FUNERAL'S UP IN MALIBU IN A FEW HOURS. 121 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,115 WHERE'S MOM ? 122 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,750 I DON'T KNOW. 123 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,352 SHE JUST LEFT, SAID SHE NEEDED A NEW GARDENING HAT ? 124 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,589 SHE SEEMED KINDA WEIRD. 125 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:44,491 HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN MOM'S WEIRD ? 126 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,660 GOOD POINT. 127 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,062 SO HOW ABOUT IT, CAN YOU WATCH MAYA FOR ME TODAY ? 128 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,263 20 BUCKS. 129 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,132 OH, I CAN'T. 130 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,801 WHY NOT ? 131 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:56,236 RUSSELL AND I ARE GOING TO THE ART STORE. 132 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,838 CLAIRE ! 133 00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:58,706 NATE ! 134 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,540 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T THE MATRIX. 135 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,509 LIKE, THE REST OF US, WHO DON'T HAVE BABIES ? 136 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,845 WE'RE REAL. 137 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,514 WATCH MY BABY, WATCH MY BABY. 138 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,116 JESUS CHRIST. 139 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,319 FUCK. 140 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,688 FUCK ! 141 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,023 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 142 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:16,957 NOTHING. 143 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,959 I THOUGHT I COULD DROP MAYA OFF 144 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,029 WITH TODD AND DANA'S NANNY FOR A WHILE, BUT I GUESS NOT. 145 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,931 YOU SHOULD GIVE VANESSA A CALL. 146 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,432 VANESSA ? 147 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,234 YEAH, SHE'S AT HOME WITH THE BOYS TODAY. 148 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,535 YOU THINK SHE'D BE OKAY WITH IT ? 149 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:29,903 OF COURSE, SHE LOVES BABIES. 150 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,538 I'D ONLY BE A COUPLE HOURS, 151 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,940 I'D DROP HER OFF, PICK HER UP-- 152 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,441 DO IT ! 153 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,508 ALRIGHT, THANKS. 154 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:36,944 YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY HER. 155 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,048 WELL, SURE. 156 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,582 GREAT. 157 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,051 KEITH ! 158 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,920 TELL ME YOU'RE NOT REALLY PLANNING ON WEARING THAT. 159 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,389 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT ? 160 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,758 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT ? 161 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:52,459 IT COVERS UP ALL YOUR GOOD, BIG, PARTS. 162 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,395 MY GOOD, BIG, PARTS. 163 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,630 YEAH, TAKE THAT... 164 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,699 THING OFF AND GO PUT ON SOMETHING BETTER. 165 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,367 MAYBE YOUR SILVER D-K-N-Y T-SHIRT. 166 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,637 IS THIS A BRUNCH OR A FASHION SHOW ? 167 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,373 I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE JEALOUS OF MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND, 168 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,875 IS THAT OKAY ? 169 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,177 I HAVE, LIKE, TWO THINGS GOING FOR ME IN THIS WORLD 170 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,311 AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 171 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,379 WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE ? 172 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,381 ALRIGHT, ONE. 173 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,384 ANYWAY, YOU KNEW THAT SWEATSHIRT 174 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,019 WAS A BAD IDEA WHEN YOU PUT IT ON. 175 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:19,953 I GUESS. 176 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,889 YOU'RE SO WILLFUL SOMETIMES. 177 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,290 OH YEAH ? 178 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,758 YEAH. 179 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,459 OR WE COULD JUST SKIP THE BRUNCH, 180 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,761 STAY HERE, 181 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,663 AND I COULD BE WILLFUL ALL AFTERNOON. 182 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:33,333 YOU MAKE A VERY STRONG CASE. 183 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,603 MM, BUT I REALLY WANT A MIMOSA. 184 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,305 I'M SORRY. 185 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,842 YOUR LOSS. 186 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,832 ( coughing ) 187 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,268 ( blowing nose ) 188 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,244 UP WE GO. 189 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,557 HI. 190 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,125 HI, HEY. 191 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,827 IT'S SO COOL YOU'RE LEAVING THE BABY FOR A WHILE. 192 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,863 YOU'RE SURE IT'S ALRIGHT ? 193 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:36,897 YEAH, IT'S PERFECT, IT'S PERFECT. 194 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,665 IT BREAKS UP THE DAY. 195 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,367 WHAT'S THAT SMELL ? 196 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,969 OH, THAT'S PUDDING. 197 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,806 I TRIED TO MAKE RICE PUDDING, BUT THAT MILK WAS WEIRD. 198 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,941 OH, COME ON IN. 199 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,044 THE PLACE IS A TOTAL MESS. 200 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,181 I WAS JUST STARTING TO CLEAN WHEN YOU CALLED. 201 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,449 IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP UP WITH TWO KIDS, YOU KNOW ? 202 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,518 YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE. 203 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,120 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 204 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,756 I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE HAVING TWO KIDS 205 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,825 WOULD JUST BE TWICE AS HARD, 206 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:08,228 BUT IT'S, LIKE, THREE TIMES OR FOUR TIMES AS MUCH TO DO, 207 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,865 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT IS, YOU KNOW, THE MATH, 208 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,700 BUT SOMEHOW IT ALL ADDS UP. 209 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,702 OF COURSE. 210 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,070 YEAH. 211 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,039 BUT YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU JUST HAVE ONE, 212 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,974 AND LISA'S SUCH A GOOD MOM, 213 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,176 I BETCHA SHE DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT. 214 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,711 SHE'S UH... 215 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,479 GOOD, YEAH. 216 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,749 BECAUSE I GET SO TIRED SOMETIMES, I COULD ALMOST CRY. 217 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:33,854 GOD, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BARNEY ? 218 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,789 YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS JUST BARNEY ? 219 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,792 THINGS WERE SIMPLER THEN. 220 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,361 LET ME JUST GO PUT THIS STUFF DOWN 221 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:45,065 AND THEN I'LL TAKE HER OFF YOUR HANDS, OKAY ? 222 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,436 ( crying ) 223 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,738 OH MAN, I COULD SO GO TOTALLY BROKE IN THIS PLACE. 224 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,207 EVERY TIME I COME HERE, 225 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,709 I FEEL LIKE AUGUSTUS GLOOP IN THE CHOCOLATE ROOM. 226 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,746 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ? 227 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,348 OH YEAH. 228 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,783 WHEN I WAS A KID, THOSE OOMPA-LOOMPAS USED TO FREAK ME OUT. 229 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,285 ME TOO. 230 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,154 WHENEVER IT WAS ON, MY MOM WOULD MAKE US WATCH IT, 231 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:10,858 AND I'D CRY EVERY TIME, AND IT WAS LIKE SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE. 232 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,625 PARENTS ARE FREAKS. 233 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:13,726 WORD. 234 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,695 I FELT SO BAD FOR CHARLIE, 235 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,098 HE WAS SO POOR. 236 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,234 THAT MOVIE WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. 237 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,369 OH WOW. 238 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,670 WHAT ? 239 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,272 IT'S COBALT BLUE. 240 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,975 JUST THINK, 241 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,577 THIS IS THE NATURAL PART OF THE EARTH 242 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,744 THAT'S THIS COLOR BLUE. 243 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,380 LIKE OLIVIER SAID. 244 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,615 YEAH, IT'S AN ELEMENT ! 245 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,150 AND YOU JUST LIKE ADD OIL TO IT 246 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,919 AND YOU CAN MAKE PICTURES WITH IT, 247 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,854 IT'S SO LIKE CAVE-PEOPLE-Y, I LOVE IT. 248 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,423 YOU SHOULD BUY IT. 249 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,225 YEAH, RIGHT. 250 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,928 I'M NOT EVEN REALLY A PAINTER, I'M NOT GONNA SPEND WHAT-- 251 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:51,798 50 BUCKS ON SOME LITTLE TUBE OF PAINT ! 252 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,301 IF I'M GONNA PAINT, 253 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,503 I'LL JUST BUY THE CHEAP FIVE-DOLLAR SHIT. 254 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,804 NO, YOU SHOULD GET IT. 255 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,206 NO WAY ! 256 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,407 NO, GET IT ! 257 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,909 NO ! 258 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,310 I'LL GET IT FOR YOU ! 259 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,844 NO, I DON'T NEED IT. 260 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:05,845 COME ON ! 261 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,314 GET IT. 262 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,781 NO ! 263 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,550 OKAY. 264 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:14,087 JESUS, SORRY. 265 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,292 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE ? 266 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,494 UH, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 267 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,130 WHAT'S UP WITH VANESSA ? 268 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,797 NOTHING. 269 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,233 ARE YOU SURE ? 270 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,468 UH, YEAH. 271 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,472 I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN DOWN IN THE DUMPS SINCE HER MOM DIED, 272 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,941 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, WHY ? 273 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,978 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, RICO, I GOT THERE, AND UH... 274 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,413 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, 275 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,216 BUT SHE HAD THIS REALLY INTENSE ENERGY GOING ON. 276 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,118 AND THERE'S NO WAY I COULD'VE LEFT MAYA THERE. 277 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,056 YOU DIDN'T FEEL SAFE LEAVING MAYA AT MY HOUSE ? 278 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,423 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 279 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,858 THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ? 280 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,460 HELLO, GENTLEMEN. 281 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,229 HEY, LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME BACK TO WORK. 282 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,565 DO YOU STILL NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH MAYA TODAY ? 283 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,467 UMM... 284 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,069 BECAUSE I LOVE INFANTS. 285 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,637 THEY SMELL SO SWEET. 286 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,140 NO, ARTHUR, I'M OKAY. 287 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,977 I'M GONNA JUST TAKE HER WITH ME, BUT THANKS. 288 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,844 NEVER HESITATE TO ASK. 289 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,913 I USED TO WATCH MY COUSINS ALL THE TIME, 290 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,648 AND THEY WERE MORMONS. 291 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,817 MORMONS. 292 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,054 YEAH. 293 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,657 OKAY, I'M GONNA WASH UP AND GET TO WORK. 294 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,728 LISTEN, RICO, I'M SORRY, MAN. 295 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,963 I DON'T MEAN TO-- 296 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,231 YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE, NATE. 297 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,967 I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR. 298 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,337 WELL, THANKS. 299 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,173 NO, THANK YOU. 300 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,946 SO, LET IT BE SAID OF ME WHEN I AM GONE 301 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:51,318 HE LIVED BY THE LIGHT OF THE TEN THOUSAND THINGS. 302 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:56,556 HIS HEART WITH STARRY SPARKS WAS THUS SUSTAINED, 303 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,826 AND LOVE AND MEANING 304 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:03,096 PASSED THROUGH HIM AND FLED 305 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,599 TO CARRY JOY FROM DARK TO DARK 306 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,036 WAS JOY ENOUGH FOR HIM. 307 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,539 THE MAN IS DEAD. 308 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,409 ( laughing ) 309 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,709 I JUST HAVE SOME PICTURES. 310 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:58,351 THIS FIRST ONE IS OF DAD AND ME IN THE BACKYARD, 311 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:02,689 STANDING NEXT TO MY HOLE TO CHINA. 312 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:07,094 I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, 313 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,296 TRYING TO DIG A HOLE TO CHINA. 314 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:13,733 HE NEVER EVER TOLD ME I COULDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO CHINA, 315 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,503 HE JUST... 316 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:20,507 KEPT DIGGING WITH ME UNTIL I GOT BORED. 317 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,913 THAT WAS A GOOD DAY. 318 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,616 THE SECOND ONE IS OF THE WHOLE FAMILY 319 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:34,854 WITH DAD AT THE A.P.A. CONFERENCE IN 1984. 320 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,390 THEY GAVE HIM AN AWARD 321 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,594 AND HE GOT UP THERE AND MADE ALL THESE JOKES 322 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,932 ABOUT JIMMY CARTER NEEDING ADLERIAN THERAPY. 323 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,301 ( laughing ) 324 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,036 I DIDN'T GET THE JOKES, 325 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,573 BUT I WAS PROUD OF HIM THAT NIGHT. 326 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,279 I WAS PROUD THAT HE WAS MY DAD. 327 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,620 THIS LAST ONE... 328 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,096 COME ON, BILLY. 329 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,672 IS JUST A REALLY GOOD PICTURE. 330 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,719 OH MY GOD ! 331 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,820 HEY ! 332 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,489 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE A-BAUDELAIRE ! 333 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,490 OH NEAT ! 334 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,358 I'M SORRY WE'RE A LITTLE LATE. 335 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,026 FUCK THAT, YOU GUYS ARE THE CAVALRY, 336 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,195 YOUR TIMING IS PERFECT. 337 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,962 KEITH, IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. 338 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,898 THANKS FOR HAVING US OVER. 339 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,032 ARE YOU KIDDING ? 340 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,367 THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE, RRR. 341 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,170 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S DAVID AND KEITH ! 342 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,771 ( together ) HI ! 343 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,007 SO, COME ON IN, COME ON IN. 344 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,376 GRAB A MIMOSA, HAVE SOME QUICHE. 345 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,045 THAT QUICHE IS IN QUOTES, BY THE WAY, 346 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,280 I'M NOT A TOTAL IDIOT. 347 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,282 OH, JUST REMEMBER, WHATEVER YOU DO, 348 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,750 DON'T LOOK TRIXIE IN THE EYE. 349 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,718 WHO'S TRIXIE ? 350 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,885 MY LITTLE POOPER DOG. 351 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,422 YOU ARE MY LITTLE POOPER, AREN'T YOU ? 352 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,724 DON'T, DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYE, 353 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,991 SHE'LL FREAK OUT AND POOP ! 354 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,328 WE'RE TALKING SPRAYING POOP, LIKE, DA-DA-DA ! 355 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,930 SERIOUSLY, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER. 356 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031 YOU GOT IT. 357 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,234 BY THE WAY, 358 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,270 WE'RE PLAYING "LEADING LADIES." 359 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,305 BEST OF LUCK ! 360 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,107 DID HE JUST PUT SOMETHING ON MY BACK ? 361 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,644 NO, NO, IT'S A GAME. 362 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,480 "LEADING LADIES", SEE, 363 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,549 EVERYBODY HAS A LEADING LADY ON THEIR BACK, 364 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,317 AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE 365 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,918 BY ASKING YES OR NO QUESTIONS. 366 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,620 AM I THIS ? AM I THAT ? 367 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,023 COME ON, YOU CAN EITHER DECIDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A ROTTEN TIME 368 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,359 OR YOU CAN DECIDE TO HAVE FUN. 369 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,960 YOU SOUND LIKE A CAMP COUNSELOR. 370 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,463 ALRIGHT, I'LL HAVE FUN. 371 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,064 LET ME SEE WHO YOU ARE. 372 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,167 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 373 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,336 I HOPE THAT POEM WAS SATISFACTORY, MARGARET. 374 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,138 I SEEM TO REMEMBER BERN LIKING IT. 375 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,975 AND I SEEM TO REMEMBER BERN THINKING 376 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,010 YOU WERE AN ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE. 377 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,879 MOM,HILL. 378 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,715 BILLY, YOUR UNCLE MARV IS HERE FOR HIS OWN COMPLICATED REASONS, 379 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,218 HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS OWN COMPLICATED EXPERIENCE. 380 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,521 WELL NOW THANK YOU, MARV. 381 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,590 IT WAS A PERFECT POEM, YOU DID YOUR DUTY. 382 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,958 YOU CAN NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. 383 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,461 SHH. 384 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:30,963 BRENDA. 385 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:31,964 SEE YA. 386 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,333 BILLY. 387 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,869 OH, HEY. 388 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,871 HE NEVER FORGAVE YOUR FATHER FOR BEING A SUCCESS. 389 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,409 OR GIVING UP HANUKKAH. 390 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,645 NATE ! 391 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,646 HEY, MARGARET. 392 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,216 I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT BERN. 393 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,452 I KNOW YOU MUST BE-- 394 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,754 OH PLEASE, NATE, DON'T GIVE ME THAT FUNERAL HOME SHIT. 395 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:55,888 COME ON NOW. 396 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,189 DID BRENDA CALL YOU ? 397 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,359 NO, SHE DIDN'T, I READ IT IN THE PAPER. 398 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,828 AND YOU JUST CAME HERE UNDER YOUR OWN STEAM ? 399 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,497 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 400 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,301 AW, THAT'S SO STRANGE. 401 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,737 HEY, BILLY. 402 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,604 HEY. 403 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,506 HEY. 404 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,274 HEY. 405 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,778 WE'RE GOING TO BE OVER AT THE CONDO LATER. 406 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,113 JUST THE FAMILY, JUST A LITTLE DINNER. 407 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,682 I THINK, RIGHT, BILLY ? 408 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,016 YES, MOTHER, IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF. 409 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,818 TRAGEDY. 410 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,555 IT'S THE ONE THING OUR CHILDREN ARE REALLY GOOD AT. 411 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:32,224 I MEAN "MY CHILDREN." 412 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,894 IT'S OKAY, MOM. 413 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,696 SO CAN YOU JOIN US ? 414 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,366 UH, THANKS, 415 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,900 BUT I PROBABLY NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOUSE. 416 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,202 YOU CAN STICK AROUND FOR A LITTLE BIT, THOUGH, HUH ? 417 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,571 YEAH, SURE. 418 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,673 COME ON, MOM, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, HUH ? 419 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,908 DON'T LEAVE. 420 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,977 I WON'T, I WON'T. 421 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,828 OH, ARTHUR, HI ! 422 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,063 HI, RUTH. 423 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,065 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME STALKING ME THIS MORNING ? 424 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,668 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 425 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,803 OH, PLEASE. 426 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:19,706 IF YOU LIKE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SO MUCH, 427 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,808 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE C.I.A. 428 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,376 OR THE MOONIES ?! 429 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,112 OR WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING MOON 430 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,881 AND MIND YOUR OWN MOON BUSINESS, 431 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,918 YOU FREAK ! 432 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,085 HI, RUTH. 433 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,353 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD MORNING ? 434 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:38,791 OH, YES, ARTHUR, THANK YOU, IT WAS... 435 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,393 WONDERFUL. 436 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,861 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING. 437 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,031 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, I HAVE TO GO UPSTAIRS, 438 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,900 MY HAIR FEELS FUNNY. 439 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,770 OKAY. 440 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,705 BYE. 441 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,345 KEITH SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF LAUGHS. 442 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,780 OH, STOP. 443 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,215 HE'S JUST A LITTLE OUT OF HIS ELEMENT, RIGHT ? 444 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,283 COMPLETELY. 445 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,384 I LOVE THAT HE EVEN CAME 446 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,186 THIS IS SO NOT HIS TYPE OF THING. 447 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,655 AND WHAT'S HIS TYPE OF THING ? 448 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:12,492 I DON'T KNOW, HE LIKES TO COOK AND WORK OUT. 449 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:13,726 HE LOVES OLD MOVIES, 450 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,394 HE'S PROBABLY DOING VERY WELL OVER THERE. 451 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,929 SO, TELL ME, AM I A "BLACK WIDOW" ? 452 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,165 I DON'T KNOW. 453 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,333 AM I KNOWN FOR MY FIGURE OR MY FACE ? 454 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,170 TURN AROUND, LET ME SEE THIS THING AGAIN. 455 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,210 I DON'T KNOW. 456 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,880 AM I AN OSCAR WINNER ? 457 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,114 I DON'T KNOW. 458 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,516 AM I BLONDE ? 459 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,885 I DON'T KNOW. 460 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,920 ARE YOU REALLY GAY ? 461 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,923 YEAH, I'M REALLY GAY. 462 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:47,126 LINDA, GODDAMNIT ! 463 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,696 DON'T LOOK TRIXIE IN THE EYE ! 464 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,738 HEY. 465 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,842 BABY'S FIRST FUNERAL ? 466 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,210 HARDLY. 467 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,377 YEAH, I GUESS NOT. 468 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,681 HOW'RE YOU HOLDING UP ? 469 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:13,385 LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT ME OR MY DEAD FATHER. 470 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,888 FOR 30 SECONDS, ANYWAY. 471 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,824 OKAY. 472 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:22,094 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ? 473 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:28,701 TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT MAYA. 474 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,339 OH. 475 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,708 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 476 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,945 OH, SHE DISCOVERED THE TELEPHONE THE OTHER DAY, 477 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:42,381 IT'S BECOME, LIKE, HER FAVORITE NEW TOY. 478 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,349 YEAH ? 479 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:44,984 YEAH. 480 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,919 SHE ACCIDENTALLY SPEED-DIALED MY NEUROLOGIST'S OFFICE YESTERDAY 481 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,556 AND FOR TWO MINUTES, THE NURSE THOUGHT 482 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,824 SHE HAD A STROKE VICTIM ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE. 483 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,697 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME. 484 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,734 OF COURSE I CAME. 485 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,206 HEY, VANESSA ? 486 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,775 Yeah ? 487 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:13,012 HEY, I JUST TALKED TO NATE AND HE TOLD ME HE CAME BY ? 488 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,747 YEAH, HE DID. 489 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,282 And so what happened ? 490 00:25:16,382 --> 00:25:17,784 I DON'T KNOW ! 491 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:19,752 LISTEN, DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THIS, BABY, 492 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,688 BUT HE SEEMED KINDA OUT OF IT. 493 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:25,892 YOU SURE NOTHING ELSE WAS THE MATTER. 494 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:27,760 RICO, DO YOU REMEMBER HOW PARANOID WE WERE, 495 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,395 THAT FIRST YEAR WITH JULIO ? 496 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,830 WE WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM WITH ANYBODY. 497 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,464 BABY, THAT'S JUST THE WAY NEW PARENTS ARE. 498 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:35,568 SO, UM... 499 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,237 SO, YOU'RE FEELING OKAY ? 500 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:41,240 YEAH, I FEEL FINE. 501 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,409 You're sure ? 502 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:45,912 YEAH, RICO, JUST COME HOME, OKAY ? 503 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,848 BECAUSE THE KIDS, THEY'RE JUST BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS. 504 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,952 Alright, alright, I'll be home soon. 505 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,220 OKAY. 506 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,055 BYE. Okay, b'bye. 507 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,463 IT WAS THREE MONTHS FROM THE DAY THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM 508 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,298 HE HAD IT TO THE DAY HE DIED. 509 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,167 THREE MONTHS. 510 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:11,170 STOMACH CANCER'S FAST THAT WAY. 511 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,473 GASTRIC CANCER IS ACTUALLY THE TECHNICAL TERM. 512 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,643 IT WAS EVERYWHERE, 513 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:19,511 IT WAS ALL UP AND DOWN HIS ALIMENTARY CANAL. 514 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,782 IT WAS FUN LEARNING ALL THE JARGON. 515 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,884 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 516 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,754 I NEVER EVEN KNEW I HAD A MEDULLA OBLONGATA, 517 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,689 NOW I COULD DRAW IT FOR YOU. 518 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:34,093 ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY HEAD. 519 00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:39,932 DO YOU HAVE A SCAR ? 520 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:43,369 IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION ? 521 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:47,807 CAN I SEE IT ? 522 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,977 SURE. 523 00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:54,280 IT'S UH... 524 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:04,724 WOW. 525 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:13,199 BREN, IT'S OKAY. 526 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,200 ( sobbing ) 527 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,235 I'M OKAY. 528 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,536 YEAH, I KNOW. 529 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:21,207 I'M AT MY FATHER'S FUNERAL, I'M EMOTIONAL. 530 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,783 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE PLACE 531 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,484 WHERE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED. 532 00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,154 I KNOW. 533 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,631 HAS EVERY "LEADING LADY" IN THE ROOM FOUND HERSELF YET ? 534 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,700 I'M CHRISTY MACNICHOL, 535 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,501 BUT I THINK THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. 536 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,037 I'M MADONNA. 537 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,338 OF COURSE. 538 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,640 KEITH DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS ! 539 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,575 OH REALLY ! 540 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,677 SHIT. 541 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,079 GET OVER HERE ! 542 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,348 GET OVER HERE ! 543 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:11,290 OKAY, OKAY. 544 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,293 GO AHEAD AND ASK US HOWEVER MANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT, 545 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,461 WE'RE HERE TO HELP. 546 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,363 ALRIGHT, AM I DEAD OR ALIVE ? 547 00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:18,865 YOU'RE ALIVE, I THINK. 548 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,499 AM I BLONDE OR BRUNETTE ? 549 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:22,101 BRUNETTE. 550 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,803 I THINK YOU WERE BLONDE FOR A WHILE BUT IT WAS SO WRONG. 551 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:25,872 KEITH, WE SAW HER AT CHALET GOURMET WITH BEN STILLER. 552 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,439 I REMEMBER BEN STILLER. 553 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,308 COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS. 554 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:30,843 HE KNOWS THIS ! 555 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,278 YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WALKED OUT ON "TIME CODE" ? 556 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,245 YEAH ? 557 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,580 SHE WAS IN THAT ! 558 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,782 "MICKEY BLUE EYES" ? 559 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,116 "BASIC INSTINCT" ? 560 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,317 "WATERWORLD" ? 561 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,318 YES ! 562 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:40,186 "WATERWORLD" 563 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,421 "WATERWORLD" ! 564 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:44,223 "WATERWORLD" ! 565 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,391 "WATERWORLD" 566 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:50,729 ( shouting ) "WATERWORLD !" 567 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:55,301 I HAVE NO IDEA ! 568 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:59,405 IF THE MAN DOESN'T KNOW, THE MAN DOESN'T KNOW. 569 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,741 JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN. 570 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,344 WHO WANTS A MARGARITA ? 571 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:10,049 IT'S A STUPID GAME, ANYWAY. 572 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,355 WATCHING HIM DIE... 573 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,024 YEAH ? 574 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:22,028 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING SOMEBODY GET WASHED OUT TO SEA, 575 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,796 ONLY THEY'RE SITTING RIGHT THERE IN BED. 576 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:27,633 A WAVE COMES, TAKES THEM A LITTLE AWAY 577 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:31,303 ANOTHER WAVE COMES, TAKES THEM A LITTLE AWAY, 578 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:35,441 EVERY WAVE IS A DAY, AND LITTLE BY LITTLE, 579 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,643 OFF THEY... 580 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:41,380 OFF THEY GO. 581 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,255 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ? 582 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,824 SURE. 583 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,427 I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN A WEIRD POSITION. 584 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:59,265 I'M ALREADY IN A WEIRD POSITION. 585 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:02,534 I LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE IN A WEIRD POSITION. 586 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,271 I'VE MISSED YOU... 587 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,940 THROUGH THIS. 588 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:17,083 I'VE MISSED YOU TOO. 589 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,254 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T KNOW 590 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,956 HOW MUCH BEING WITH YOU CHANGED ME, 591 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:28,961 HOW MUCH YOU WOKE ME UP, AS A PERSON. 592 00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:34,000 I WOULDN'T BE WHO I AM TODAY IF I'D NEVER MET YOU. 593 00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,706 I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T FLOSS EVERY DAY, THAT'S FOR SURE. 594 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,474 YOU'RE KEEPING UP WITH THAT ? 595 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,176 AFTER EVERY MEAL. 596 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,184 YOU CHANGED ME, TOO. 597 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:55,121 YEAH, HOW SO ? 598 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,295 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE LOST, 599 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:06,398 WHERE IT REALLY COST ME SOMETHING. 600 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,435 THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH ANYONE SINCE. 601 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,504 NOBODY ? 602 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:18,344 IT'S TOO SCARY, THE THOUGHT OF SCREWING IT ALL UP AGAIN. 603 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,948 YEAH, YOU'LL FINDOMEBODY. 604 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:25,317 THAT IS SO NOT THE ANSWER. 605 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,791 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ? 606 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,960 ABOUT WHAT ? 607 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,394 I DON'T KNOW, LIFE. 608 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,729 WHAT ? 609 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,632 I THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING. 610 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:45,371 I THINK TIMING IS EVERYTHING. 611 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,177 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 612 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:03,189 ( seagulls 613 00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:08,827 WHAT'S IN HERE ? 614 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,263 JUST OPEN IT. 615 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,499 AM I FORGETTING SOME WEIRD ANNIVERSARY OR SOMETHING ? 616 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:19,038 LIKE OUR 17-WEEK ANNIVERSARY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 617 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,142 OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK. 618 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,810 WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET THIS ? 619 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,378 MAGIC. 620 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,981 WHAT AM I EVEN GONNA DO WITH THIS ? 621 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:31,083 YOU DUMB-ASS, THIS COST 50 BUCKS ! 622 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,651 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. 623 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,254 I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE IT. 624 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,992 I HAVE A THEORY THAT EVERY NOW AND THEN 625 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:43,029 A PERSON SHOULD GET WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT. 626 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,631 IT KEEPS YOU OPTIMISTIC. 627 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,965 THAT'S A GOOD THEORY, 628 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,734 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN OPTIMISTIC, SO. 629 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:52,238 WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START. 630 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,640 THIS WAS A LOT OF MONEY, THOUGH, RUSSELL. 631 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,743 SO WHAT ? 632 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:04,750 MONEY ONLY FUCKS UP ART, ANYWAY, RIGHT ? 633 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:12,191 AND I'D RATHER BE POOR, AND SEE YOU HAPPY. 634 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:28,140 WHAT ? 635 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,211 NOTHING. 636 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:33,912 I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOW, RIGHT ? 637 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,647 NO. 638 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:37,983 NO. 639 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,385 YES, I DO. 640 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,920 I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, I DON'T GET TOO USED TO THIS. 641 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,724 NO, GO AHEAD. 642 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:48,760 GET USED TO IT. 643 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,698 I DARE YA. 644 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:02,208 DO YOU EVER TALK TO OLIVIER ABOUT US ? 645 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,409 NO. 646 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,277 YOU ? 647 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:06,078 NO. 648 00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:08,080 WHY NOT ? 649 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,949 NO REASON, I GUESS IT... 650 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,420 I GUESS I JUST WANT THERE TO BE CERTAIN THINGS 651 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,555 THAT ARE JUST OURS, YOU KNOW. 652 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,491 THIS IS JUST OURS. 653 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:22,294 COOL. 654 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,297 THANK YOU FOR THE PAINT. 655 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,767 ANYTIME. 656 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:33,105 * GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES WITH BLUE SATIN SASHES * 657 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:38,444 * SNOWFLAKES THAT STAY ON MY NOSE AND EYELASHES * 658 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:42,581 * SILVER WHITE WINTERS THAT MELT INTO SPRING * 659 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:47,619 * THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS * 660 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:53,825 * WHEN THE DOG BITES, WHEN THE BEE STINGS * 661 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,862 * WHEN I'M FEELING SAD 662 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:57,929 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD ! 663 00:34:58,029 --> 00:34:59,365 THANK YOU. 664 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:02,301 * I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVORITE THINGS * 665 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:09,741 * AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SO BAD * 666 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,844 OH, HELLO, DEAR ! 667 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,846 WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE SING-A-LONG. 668 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,382 I CAN SEE THAT. 669 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,284 ARTHUR'S REALLY QUITE TALENTED. 670 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,319 YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW IT, 671 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:22,321 BUT HE WRITES HIS OWN COMPUTERIZED MUSIC 672 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,223 AND HE PLAYS THE OLD SONGS, TOO ! 673 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,091 THAT'S GREAT. 674 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,226 ISN'T IT ? 675 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,694 IT'S SO UNEXPECTED. 676 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,862 ARTHUR RUNS TOO. 677 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,030 YOU TWO SHOULD RUN TOGETHER. 678 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,866 MAYBE WE WILL SOMETIME. 679 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,035 HE USED TO PLAY AS AN ACCOMPANIST 680 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,504 FOR A BALLET COMPANY. 681 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,538 YEAH, LOOK, MOM. 682 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:40,372 I'M GONNA HEAD HOME. 683 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,807 I'M JUST CHECKING IN. 684 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,309 CLAIRE SAID YOU SEEMED A LITTLE OUT OF IT THIS MORNING. 685 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:44,943 NO, I'M WONDERFUL, 686 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,878 BUT THANK YOU FOR BEING CONCERNED. 687 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,615 HOW WAS THE FUNERAL ? 688 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,283 IT WAS OKAY. 689 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:53,485 THAT POOR GIRL'S FAMILY HAS GONE THROUGH SO MUCH. 690 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:54,853 I KNOW. 691 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:58,590 WELL, LIFE, IT COMES AND GETS YOU, DOESN'T IT ? 692 00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,791 IT CERTAINLY DOES. 693 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:04,430 GOODNIGHT, BABY GIRL. 694 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,600 ALRIGHT, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 695 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,701 ALRIGHT. 696 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:10,736 ARTHUR ? 697 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,438 YEP ? 698 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,940 FROM NOW ON, DON'T GO RUNNING OR WHATEVER BEFORE YOU FIND OUT 699 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,409 FROM RICO WHAT HE NEEDS DONE FOR THE DAY, ALRIGHT ? 700 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,645 OH, I HOPE IT WASN'T A PROBLEM. 701 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:23,148 NO, NO, IT WASN'T, JUST KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM. 702 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,516 I WILL. 703 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:25,784 THANKS. 704 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,720 BYE ! 705 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:33,225 * CREAM COLORED PONIES AND CRISP APPLE STRUDELS * 706 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:36,662 ( urinating ) 707 00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:43,201 ARE YOU READY TO GET OUT OF HERE ? 708 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,936 NOT REALLY. 709 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,805 OKAY, THEN I'M GONNA GO. 710 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,907 NO, KEITH, WE CAN LEAVE. 711 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,910 OR I CAN STAY IF IT'S JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE WHILE LONGER. 712 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,746 WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER FEW HOURS. 713 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,815 THESE GUYS TAKE THEIR BRUNCHES VERY SERIOUSLY. 714 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,084 THEN I'M GONNA GO. 715 00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:00,852 NO, I'LL GO NOW TOO. 716 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:02,053 NO ! 717 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,188 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. 718 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,723 REALLY, DAVID, I'LL JUST GO. 719 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,625 SERIOUSLY ? 720 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,460 YEAH, I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO. 721 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,761 YOU KNOW, STAY AND HAVE FUN. 722 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,197 YOU CAN GET A RIDE WITH PETER, RIGHT ? 723 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,099 PATRICK. 724 00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:15,301 RIGHT. 725 00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:17,936 SURE, I GUESS. 726 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:24,109 YOU'RE STILL PEEING. 727 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:27,846 YEAH, I KNOW, I HAD, LIKE, SEVEN MIMOSAS 728 00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,482 AND WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE. 729 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,622 SEE YOU BACK AT HOME. 730 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:37,989 OKAY. 731 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,130 HEY, WE MISSED YOU. 732 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:46,264 HOW WAS THE FOOD SHOW ? 733 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,133 IT WAS AMAZING ! 734 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:50,369 THERE WAS THIS BOOTH WHERE YOU COULD TASTE 735 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:51,370 ALL KINDS OF TRUFFLES. 736 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:52,671 LIKE CHOCOLATE ? 737 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:53,372 HMM ? 738 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:54,606 LIKE CHOCOLATE ? 739 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,207 NO, NO, NO, THE MUSHROOM-THINGS. 740 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,276 THEY WERE LIKE TWO BUCKS FOR A PAPER-THIN SLICE. 741 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,746 UH, THEY WERE SO GOOD, 742 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:05,317 THEY TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE AND MUSHROOMS AND SOY SAUCE 743 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,186 AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE, IT WAS AMAZING ! 744 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,521 SOUNDS LIKE IT. 745 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,690 AND DANA WAS ESSENTIALLY STALKED BY THIS GUY 746 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,825 WHO WAS TRYING TO SELL HER A SMOOTHIE FRANCHISE. 747 00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:15,394 HE FOLLOWED US AROUND THE CONVENTION CENTER 748 00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,728 FOR LIKE AN HOUR, 749 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,364 WITH HIS LITTLE TRAY OF SMOOTHIE FLAVORS. 750 00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:21,800 DANA HAD TO FINALLY KINDA HIT HIM, HOW WAS YOUR DAY ? 751 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,002 IT WAS, OKAY. 752 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:27,906 I ENDED UP JUST TAKING MAYA WITH ME TO THE FUNERAL, 753 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,307 IT ALL WORKED OUT. 754 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,109 YOU TOOK MAYA ? 755 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,178 YEAH. 756 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:36,047 TO SEE BRENDA ? 757 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,617 NO, BRENDA WAS THERE, 758 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:41,119 BUT I TOOK MAYA BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 759 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,287 I COULDN'T FIND ANYONE-- 760 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:45,090 WELL, NATE, I WOULD'VE COME HOME 761 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,258 AND TAKEN CARE OF HER MYSELF IF I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THAT. 762 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:50,095 WHY ? 763 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:52,464 UH... 764 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,447 DID BRENDA HOLD MAYA ? 765 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,883 NO, SHE WAS SLEEPING PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE TIME. 766 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,985 DID SHE LOOK AT HER ? 767 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,387 WELL, YEAH. 768 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,423 DID SHE TOUCH HER ? 769 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:20,659 I GUESS, YEAH. 770 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:21,760 OH GOD. 771 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,029 SO YOU SWEAR SHE DIDN'T HOLD HER ? 772 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,764 YES, I SWEAR, 773 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:30,135 BUT WOULD IT REALLY HAVE MATTERED SO MUCH IF SHE DID ? 774 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,904 DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL ? 775 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,172 OF COURSE I DO ! 776 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:35,874 YOU AND MAYA ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE ! 777 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,677 THEN DON'T LET YOUR OLD GIRLFRIENDS HOLD OUR BABY. 778 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,378 I DIDN'T, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? 779 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,914 IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED, NATE ! 780 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,083 ANYONE WHO KNOWS THAT OTHER PEOPLE EXIST 781 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,585 WOULD'VE ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT ! 782 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:49,187 WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH BRENDA ? 783 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:50,422 I'M NOT, BELIEVE ME. 784 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,590 YOU WENT TO HER FATHER'S FUNERAL ! 785 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,291 YEAH, AFTER CHECKING IT OUT WITH YOU ! 786 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,593 YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY ! 787 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,061 WELL, WHY DO YOU KEEP SPENDING TIME WITH HER ? 788 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:57,362 WHY CAN'T YOU LET HER GO ? 789 00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,264 WHATEVER BRENDA AND I HAD, IT'S OVER. 790 00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:01,132 BULLSHIT ! 791 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,333 AND IT DOESN'T TAKE ANYTHING AWAY 792 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,869 FROM WHAT YOU AND I HAVE NOW. 793 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:04,936 THAT'S BULLSHIT. 794 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,171 KNOW WHY, NATE ? 795 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,272 'CAUSE WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM SPENDING TIME WITH HER, 796 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,740 YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 797 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,642 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HOW AM I DIFFERENT ? 798 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,243 YOU'RE MORE YOU LIKE THE YOU YOU USED TO BE. 799 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,412 YEAH, WELL, I WISH YOU WERE MORE FUCKING LIKE YOU USED TO BE. 800 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,081 I HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL ! 801 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,683 YES, YOU HAVE. 802 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:18,817 YOU USED TO HAVE A LIFE, YOU HAD FRIENDS, YOU HAD A JOB. 803 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,519 YOU DIDN'T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT 804 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,353 FOCUSING ON WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME 805 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:25,491 AND HOW I'M CONSTANTLY DISAPPOINTING YOU. 806 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,559 I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK. 807 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,461 I BROUGHT THIS FOR YOU. 808 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,798 WELL, WHAT IS IT ? 809 00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:33,865 A TRUFFLE. 810 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:34,866 LIS, COME ON-- 811 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,835 NATE, JUST GIVE ME SOME GODDAMNED SPACE ! 812 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,838 OKAY. 813 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,540 ISN'T IT WEIRD ? 814 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,409 THAT'S THE MAN WHO GAVE US LIFE, 815 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:47,345 WHO INFLUENCED US MORE THAN ANY OTHER MAN EVER DID 816 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,847 OR PROBABLY EVER WILL. 817 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,783 AND NOW HE'S JUST DIRT IN A JAR. 818 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,123 I HATED HIM FOR SO LONG. 819 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,893 HE DID THE BEST HE COULD. 820 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,863 WE ALL DID. 821 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:08,767 HEY, DADDY. 822 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,135 BREN. 823 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,474 WOW. 824 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:22,047 THIS IS WHAT NATE FACES EVERY DAY. 825 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,819 I SUPPOSE NOW WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 826 00:41:27,919 --> 00:41:29,655 WITH YOUR FATHER'S GODDAMNED ASHES. 827 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:34,092 WELL, IT IS KINDA... 828 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,027 TRADITIONAL. 829 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,129 I CAN'T FACE THAT. 830 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,264 NOT YET. 831 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:40,532 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 832 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:44,202 HE'S IN NO HURRY. 833 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:48,807 YOU KNOW, YOU'VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LIKE MY CHILDREN BEFORE. 834 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,910 HAVING YOUR FATHER AROUND 835 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,245 ALWAYS TOOK THE EDGE OFF THAT SENSATION, 836 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,747 I THINK. 837 00:41:55,847 --> 00:42:02,253 BUT I LOOK AT YOU BOTH NOW AND YOU'RE BOTH SO MINE. 838 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,025 THANKS ? 839 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,279 WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE CHILDREN, BREN, 840 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,817 YOU USED TO START EVERYTHING 841 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:35,553 YOU SAID TO US WITH AN "AND" OR "BUT." 842 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,855 YOU'D SAY, 843 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:40,959 "AND MOM, CAN WE GO TO THE STORE ?" 844 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:46,998 OR "BUT DAD, WHEN WE WERE TALKING BEFORE," YOU SAID. 845 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:52,604 I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS STARTED WITH A CONJUNCTION LIKE THAT. 846 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,841 AND THEN BILLY, WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING, 847 00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:59,911 YOU DID THE SAME THING. 848 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:05,884 HE LEARNED THAT FROM YOU, BREN. 849 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:08,153 YOUR FATHER USED TO SAY LIVING WITH YOU TWO 850 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,588 WAS LIKE LISTENING TO THE LONGEST SENTENCE 851 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:13,792 IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. 852 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:19,264 AND NOW THERE'S NO ONE TO HEAR IT BUT ME. 853 00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:31,442 DEAR CARL AND CAMERON, 854 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,779 GREETINGS FROM COUSIN ARTHUR. 855 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:37,849 A BABY-SITTING OPPORTUNITY PASSED ME BY TODAY, 856 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,852 AND LEFT ME THINKING OF YOU TWO FELLOWS. 857 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:46,191 I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING SPREADING THE GOSPEL IN KANSAS CITY. 858 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,062 MY INTERNSHIP IS COMING ALONG SWIMMINGLY. 859 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,832 THERE IS A DEAR, CHARMING WOMAN HERE 860 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:57,502 AT THE FUNERAL HOME WHO IS VERY KIND, 861 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:01,106 AND ATTENTIVE. 862 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:06,244 WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S ALL THERE IS. 863 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,486 P.S., KEEPING IN TOUCH WOULD BE A LOT EASIER 864 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:17,956 IF YOU GOT AN E-MAIL ACCOUNT. 865 00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:27,933 VANESSA ? 866 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:28,666 YEAH ? 867 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:32,637 I WAS JUST THINKING. 868 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:34,205 YOU KNOW, MAYBE UH... 869 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:37,776 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING. 870 00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:40,578 YOU KNOW, GET SOME MEDICINE. 871 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,480 FOR WHAT ? 872 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,415 FOR, UH... 873 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:47,052 I DON'T YOUR MOOD ? 874 00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:52,490 MY MOOD IS EXACTLY HOW IT OUGHTTA BE, RICO. 875 00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:53,825 WHEN YOUR MOTHER DIES, 876 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,293 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT. 877 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,829 FOR HOW LONG ? 878 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,564 FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES. 879 00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:01,132 UH, LISTEN. 880 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:03,668 JULIO'S PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE IS MONDAY AT FOUR, 881 00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:05,170 ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ? 882 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,139 I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT ? 883 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,708 I'M JUST TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT... 884 00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:12,811 THAT I'M HERE FOR YOU. 885 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:14,379 ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT ? 886 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:15,613 BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T, 887 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,950 I CAN CANCEL IT OR CHANGE IT OR SOMETHING. 888 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,286 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE. 889 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,789 THANK YOU. 890 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,623 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BRENDA. 891 00:45:58,723 --> 00:46:01,827 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER. 892 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:05,263 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BRENDA. 893 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,599 NO ? 894 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,435 NO. 895 00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:12,303 YOU'VE FOUND YOUR HAPPINESS, NATE. 896 00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:13,805 SHE'LL FIND HERS. 897 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,506 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 898 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:19,878 WHAT IF I HAVEN'T FOUND MINE ? 899 00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:58,016 Captions Copyright 2003 HOME BOX OFFICE 900 00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:02,420 A Division of TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, L.P. 901 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,121 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 902 00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:07,458 W,