1 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:09,243 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,775 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WANT THESE FILLED 3 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,909 WITH FUCKIN' HELIUM. 4 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,911 IT'S THE A.V.N. AWARDS, MAN, 5 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:53,080 IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING OSCARS OF PORN, 6 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,048 AND THEY WANT 'EM FLOATING FROM THE RAFTERS. 7 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,017 CHECK THIS OUT... 8 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:01,755 ( in high pitched voice ) FUCK ME, I HAVE SEVERAL FUCKABLE ORIFICES ! 9 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,757 ( laughing ) 10 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,326 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 11 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,401 ( in high pitched voice ) NO, FUCK ME, I'M A CHICK WITH A DICK ! 12 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,804 THEN YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF ! 13 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:23,477 OH SHIT, MY DICK FELL OFF ! 14 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,447 HOLY SHIT. 15 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,081 I THINK THIS CHICK'S MY COUSIN. 16 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,918 WATCH OUT ! 17 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,253 ( brakes squealing ) 18 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,787 ( passenger ) DUDE, YOU ALMOST HIT THAT GUY. 19 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:34,822 ( driver ) I DID NOT. 20 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:35,889 YES, YOU DID. 21 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,425 WELL, HE LIKE CAME FROM NOWHERE. 22 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,959 ( male on radio ) But it's not just the wives 23 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,661 who need to give themselves freely to their husbands 24 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:44,232 within the blessed confines of the marriage bed... 25 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,567 husbands need to surrender as well, because-- 26 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,835 PRAISE THE LORD. 27 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,237 ( female on radio ) Because women have desires too. 28 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,472 And those wifely desires are meant by God 29 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,173 to be satisfied by their husbands. 30 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:55,142 Even when we may not feel like it-- 31 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,910 Right, Lonnie, like that ever happens ! 32 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,178 So, this is how... 33 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,013 this is how, through marriage, 34 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,849 we create the Garden Of Eden again... 35 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,252 without shame, without sin. 36 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,687 OH, OH, MY LORD... ! 37 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,790 OH, MY LORD ! 38 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,724 SWEET JESUS ! 39 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:11,959 SWEET JESUS ! 40 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,494 OH, SWEET JESUS ! 41 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,928 I'M COMING-- 42 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,930 ( loud thump ) 43 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:30,311 OOOH... 44 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:33,714 OH, THOSE ARE GOOD. 45 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,984 YOU'RE UP EARLY. 46 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,386 I'M ALWAYS UP EARLY. 47 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,921 EVERY DAY'S A NEW ADVENTURE. 48 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,723 TODAY WE'RE HAVING EGGS. 49 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,025 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR NEW TABLE ? 50 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,928 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT, INDIAN ? 51 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,930 PERSIAN, I THINK. 52 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:50,798 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ? 53 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,165 PERSIA IS IRAN. 54 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,302 AND INDIA IS, WELL, INDIA. 55 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,637 IT'S GEORGE'S ? 56 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,206 WELL, WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR ALMOST THREE MONTHS, 57 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,708 AND WE DECIDED IT MIGHT BE TIME TO MOVE 58 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,376 SOME OF HIS THINGS OUT OF STORAGE. 59 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,378 MOST OF IT'S IN THE GARAGE FOR NOW, 60 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,281 BUT WE PUT THE TABLE IN LAST NIGHT BEFORE WE WENT TO BED. 61 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,882 YOU SEE THIS ? 62 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,952 THIS IS CALLED A HORSE ! 63 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,454 THAT'S FUNNY. 64 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,055 WHERE DADDY COMES FROM, IT'S CALLED A ROCK. 65 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:16,990 IT'S A PIECE OF GRAYWACKE, 66 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:20,328 I FOUND PERCHED BETWEEN THE WALLS OF THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT, 67 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,429 UP NEAR PESCADERO. 68 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,030 THAT'S WHAT A "HORSE" IS. 69 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,098 A PIECE OF DISPLACED ROCK 70 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,067 BETWEEN THE WALLS OF A FAULT-LINE. 71 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,369 THAT'S VERY HELPFUL, GEORGE, THANK YOU. 72 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,237 HOW'S OUR LITTLE GIRL TODAY ? 73 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,305 GOOD. 74 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,140 EATING SOME EGGS, WEARING SOME. 75 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,975 IS THIS A NEW TABLE ? 76 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,777 IT'S PERSIAN. 77 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,111 PERSIA ? 78 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,813 DOES THAT EXIST ANYMORE ? 79 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,114 PERSIA IS IRAN. 80 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,317 AND THIS IS A "HORSE." 81 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,919 A PIECE OF A ROCK FOUND BETWEEN THE WALLS OF A FAULT ? 82 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,821 VERY GOOD, CLAIRE. 83 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,658 GEORGE HAS BEEN TELLING ME ALL ABOUT HIS ROCKS. 84 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,260 WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THEY COULD BE SO FASCINATING. 85 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,329 AREN'T THEY ? 86 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,431 IT'S LIKE GOING TO SCHOOL IN YOUR OWN HOME. 87 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,066 YOU KNOW, CLAIRE, 88 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,769 MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE PHOTOS OF SOME OF GEORGE'S KEEPSAKES. 89 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,538 EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS SUCH AN INTERESTING STORY BEHIND IT. 90 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,474 WELL, NOT ALL OF THEM. 91 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,976 I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU DID ANY OF YOUR... 92 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,711 YOU KNOW, ART. 93 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,546 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT INSPIRE YOU. 94 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,882 DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO BE INSPIRED ? 95 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,050 ACTUALLY, YOU DO. 96 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,153 OH. 97 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,455 I'M SORRY. 98 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,956 DON'T BE SILLY, ARTHUR. 99 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:26,960 I'LL JUST GRAB MY COTTAGE CHEESE AND TAKE IT UP TO MY ROOM. 100 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,301 IS THIS PERSIAN ? 101 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,504 YES, IT IS. 102 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,472 I'M NOT SURE IF IT WORKS IN THIS KITCHEN, 103 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,608 BUT IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. 104 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,343 THANK YOU. 105 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,117 I THINK IT WORKS IN THIS KITCHEN. 106 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,752 I LOVE IT, 107 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,922 BECAUSE IT'S YOURS. 108 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,293 APPARENTLY, ACCORDING TO WITNESSES, 109 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,530 SHE JUST GOT OUT OF HER CAR 110 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,832 AND RAN INTO TRAFFIC. 111 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,934 DO THEY KNOW WHY ? 112 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,170 NO. 113 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,506 I SUPPOSE WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 114 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,110 WELL, MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU. 115 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:22,149 IT'S HORRIBLE, NOT KNOWING EXACTLY 116 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,852 WHAT HAPPENED TO SOMEONE YOU LOVED. 117 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,720 IT WAS HER TIME, 118 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,355 THAT'S ALL. 119 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:31,124 THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 120 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,696 YES, HE CERTAINLY DOES. 121 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:38,832 SO, MR. SHEEDY, WOULD YOU PREFER 122 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,167 AN AFTERNOON OR AN EVENING VIEWING-- ? 123 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,702 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 124 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,037 I JUST THINK IN THE INTEREST OF HEALTHY GRIEVING, MR. SHEEDY, 125 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,507 YOU NEED TO GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION TO AT LEAST 126 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:51,311 BE CURIOUS AS TO WHY YOUR WIFE WOULD JUMP OUT OF HER CAR 127 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,547 AND RUN INTO TRAFFIC... 128 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,783 FOR NO APPARENT REASON. 129 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:57,150 WHY ? 130 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,887 IT'S NOT GOING TO BRING HER BACK. 131 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,221 NATE ? 132 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:04,592 I BELIEVE RICO COULD USE YOUR ASSISTANCE DOWNSTAIRS. 133 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,428 RIGHT. 134 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,069 I'M VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 135 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,893 SOME OF THE MOST STRIKING TAPESTRY ART 136 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,195 OUT OF THE MEDIEVAL AGE IS TO BE FOUND IN CENTRAL FRANCE 137 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,032 IN THE CHATEAU OF ANGERS. 138 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:48,602 DURING THE 14th CENTURY, A MORE "GOTHIC" STYLE 139 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,504 WOULD TAKE ROOT IN ENGLAND, HOWEVER, 140 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,606 INTRODUCING INTRICATELY CARVED WDEN SCULPTURE... 141 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,042 HEY, YOU'RE CLAIRE FISHER, RIGHT ? 142 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,844 I LOVED THAT GRAVEYARD LIGHT-BOX PIECE 143 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,746 YOU HAD IN THE ALUMNI SHOW. 144 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,048 OH, THANKS. 145 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,550 I'M ANITA MILLER. 146 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,051 I STARTED WINTER SEMESTER LAST YEAR. 147 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,020 COOL, HI. 148 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,060 ( sighing ) 149 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,295 OH GOD, HOW MUCH OF THIS GOTHIC STUFF CAN THERE BE ? 150 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,830 SOME OF IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL, 151 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,799 BUT IT'S ALL STARTING TO KIND OF RUN TOGETHER IN MY HEAD. 152 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:19,933 I HEAR THAT. 153 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,635 IF I SEE ONE MORE BLEEDING JESUS 154 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,003 I THINK I'LL HURL. 155 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,905 MAYBE IF YOU HURL ON A BLEEDING JESUS 156 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,740 YOU COULD GET INDEPENDENT STUDY CREDIT, OR A GRANT. 157 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,843 YEAH, I'M SURE THE N.E.A. IS JUST DYING 158 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,712 TO HAND OUT MONEY TO CHRIST-DEFACERS. 159 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,814 THE N.E.A. IS DYING, THAT'S FOR SURE. 160 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,117 SO, ARE YOU WORKING ON ANYTHING ? 161 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,352 NO. 162 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,222 I HAVEN'T EVEN PICKED UP MY CAMERA SINCE LIKE LAST SPRING. 163 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,792 YOU ? 164 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,927 PLEASE, ALL I DID WAS WORK AT STARBUCKS 165 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,896 AND SEE LAME-ASS MOVIES LIKE "THE HULK." 166 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,264 OH GOD, WHEN I SAW THAT I WAS JUST LIKE, 167 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,866 EXCUSE ME, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE 168 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,068 EXPLAIN THOSE GIGUNDA, PURPLE FUCKING PANTS ? 169 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,503 I KNOW ! 170 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,138 JUST SHOW US HIS BIG, GREEN PACKAGE ALREADY ! 171 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,940 ( laughing ) 172 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,374 SHHH ! 173 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,111 CAN I HELP YOU ? 174 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,117 HEY, YOU WANNA GO OUT TOMORROW NIGHT ? 175 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,852 IT'S OPEN MIKE NIGHT AT THE NUTS AND JOLTS 176 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,954 AND MY FRIEND EDIE IS DOING HER THING. 177 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,989 WHAT'S "HER THING" ? 178 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,025 MMM, IT'S KIND OF A 179 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,762 PUNK/FOLK/POETRY/PERFORMANCE ART KIND OF THING. 180 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,231 SURE, WHY NOT ? 181 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,338 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T SEE THIS. 182 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,873 HE'S JUST USING THAT 183 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,007 "HAPPY SHE'S ON HER WAY TO JESUS" HORSESHIT 184 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,375 TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THE TRUTH. 185 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,977 THE MAN LOST HIS WIFE. 186 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,380 HE'S FACING ONE OF THE WORST THINGS 187 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,882 THAT CAN POSSIBLY HAPPEN TO A PERSON 188 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,350 AND I JUST THINK THAT HE NEEDS TO FEEL. 189 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:47,855 HE NEEDS TO REALLY, REALLY FEEL THE LOSS AND THE RAGE. 190 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,658 NATE, EVERYONE HANDLES THEIR GRIEF IN A DIFFERENT WAY. 191 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,459 HE WAS NOWHERE EVEN NEAR ACTUAL GRIEF. 192 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,327 MAYBE HE'S JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER 193 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,796 IN FRONT OF HIS SON. 194 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,064 YEAH, WOULDN'T WANT THE KID TO BUMP UP AGAINST REALITY. 195 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,531 WOULDN'T WANT TO PREPARE HIM FOR ACTUAL LIFE. 196 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,200 MAYBE THE MAN HAS FAITH. 197 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,401 IN WHAT, GOD ? 198 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,870 YES, IN GOD. 199 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,405 AND MAYBE HIS FAITH IN GOD IS WHAT SUSTAINS HIM. 200 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,240 WELL, HE'S NOT "SUSTAINED." 201 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,277 HE TOTALLY FUCKING CHECKED OUT. 202 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:14,447 YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH ALL THE NECESSARY STAGES OF GRIEF ! 203 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,818 THAT'S HOW YOU HONOR WHAT THE PERSON ACTUALLY MEANT TO YOU. 204 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,564 HOW LONG WERE YOU WITH THE L.A.P.D. ? 205 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,867 ALMOST SIX YEARS. 206 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,503 AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE ? 207 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,571 I, UH... 208 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,474 I WENT OFF ON A GUY DURING A DOMESTIC ABUSE CALL. 209 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,343 DID YOU KILL THE GUY ? 210 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,778 NO. 211 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,747 I BUSTED HIM UP PRETTY BAD, THOUGH. 212 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,615 DID EVER KILL ANYBODY IN THE LINE OF DUTY ? 213 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,118 ONCE. 214 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,354 A GUY PULLED A GUN AND I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 215 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,956 IT WAS A CLEAN SHOOTING. 216 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,425 I KILLED A GUY DURING A DOMESTIC ABUSE CALL ONCE. 217 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,559 MIKE... 218 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,695 NOW'S NOT THE TIME. 219 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,932 LOOK, PUTTING SOME ASSHOLE IN THE HOSPITAL 220 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,967 FOR BEATING UP ON HIS WIFE IS NOT A PROBLEM. 221 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,103 WE HANDLE STRICTLY HIGH-END CLIENTELE, 222 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,505 MOSTLY HIGH-PROFILE PEOPLE IN THE MUSIC 223 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:13,874 AND ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. 224 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,544 WE'VE HANDLED M.J., BOTH M.J.'S ACTUALLY, 225 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,446 WHITNEY, P-DIDDY. 226 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,948 BOTH M.J.'S ? 227 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,383 MICHAEL JORDAN AND MICHAEL JACKSON ? 228 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,119 MICK JAGGER'S AN M.J. 229 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,421 WE'VE HANDLED ALL THREE M.J.'S THEN. 230 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,923 WOW. 231 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,959 WHEN YOU COME TO WORK FOR SAFEGUARD PROTECTION AGENCY, 232 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,327 YOUR JOB IS NOT TO PUT YOUR HANDS ON ANYONE 233 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,963 DURING ANY GIVEN SITUATION. 234 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,766 YOUR JOB IS TO "LOW-TONE" IT 235 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,668 AND DEFUSE THE SITUATION BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITUATION. 236 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,937 GOT IT. 237 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,673 I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS FOR NOW, MR. CHARLES. 238 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,641 ME NEITHER. 239 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,644 DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR US ? 240 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,747 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 241 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,884 I REALLY WOULD LIKE THIS JOB, THOUGH. 242 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,586 I MEAN, THIS IS EXACTLY THE LINE OF WORK 243 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,688 THAT I'D LIKE TO GET INTO. 244 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:06,927 I'M A HARD WORKER AND, UM, YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 245 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,131 WE'LL CALL YOU. 246 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,201 OKAY. 247 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,235 OH. 248 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,470 OH SHIT. 249 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,705 DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS ? 250 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,140 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 251 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,108 MIKE ? 252 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,143 I'M ON IT. 253 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,012 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 254 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,820 ( knocking ) 255 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:37,424 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, RICO. 256 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,828 COME IN. 257 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,296 HI, NICOLE. 258 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,833 HEY SWEETIE. 259 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:51,171 I AM SO GLAD THAT I MET YOU. 260 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,208 I NEVER HAD SOMEONE BE SO NICE TO ME 261 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,610 WITHOUT EXPECTING SOMETHING IN RETURN, YOU KNOW ? 262 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,979 YEAH. 263 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,548 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME... 264 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,183 WHICH I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL. 265 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,617 LOOK, SOPHIA. 266 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,386 I'M MARRIED. 267 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,189 WE BOTH KNOW IT, 268 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,790 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP OUT A LITTLE 269 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,992 HERE AND THERE, THAT'S ALL. 270 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,426 CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR ? 271 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,928 YOU KNOW THE DVD PLAYER THAT YOU BROUGHT ME LAST WEEK, 272 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,865 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOOK IT UP. 273 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,134 SURE. 274 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,735 YEAH. 275 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,637 ALRIGHT. 276 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,240 HEY, SWEETIE. 277 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,576 NOW YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH ALL YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES, HUH ? 278 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,980 YOO-HOO. 279 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,586 SO, YOU GOING TO WORK ? 280 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,121 YEAH. 281 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,325 I WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO, 282 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,229 YOU KNOW, DO THAT FOR A LIVING. 283 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,631 YEAH, WELL WE ALL GOT TO EAT, RIGHT ? 284 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,200 YEAH. 285 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,939 WHO WATCHES NICOLE ? 286 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,108 THE LADY UPSTAIRS. 287 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,543 WHERE'S HER FATHER ? 288 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,079 FUCK IF I KNOW. 289 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,149 LOOK, RICO, HE'S A SPEED FREAK AND A DEADBEAT. 290 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,218 WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, BELIEVE ME. 291 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,887 AND IF YOU COME TO THE CLUB TONIGHT, 292 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,588 DON'T CALL ME SOPHIA. 293 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,224 MY CLUB NAME IS-- 294 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,391 INFINITY. 295 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,360 INFINITY, I KNOW. 296 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:26,266 ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS THING HOOKED UP. 297 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,535 WANT TO HELP ME ? 298 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,070 I JUST FIGURED, 299 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,438 NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT CRAZY PEOPLE THAN I DO. 300 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,640 I WAS RAISED BY THEM, I AM ONE OF THEM... 301 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,976 AND REALLY, I'M WAY TOO OLD TO BE RUBBING UP STRANGERS. 302 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,478 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA MAKE AN EXCELLENT THERAPIST. 303 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,180 IT'S A PRETTY INTENSIVE, FAST-TRACK PROGRAM, 304 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,182 AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK MY LAZY ASS OFF, BUT... 305 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,052 I'LL HAVE MY M.S.W. SUMMER OF 2005. 306 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,120 YOU CAN ANALYZE ME. 307 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,024 MY MOTHER IS GOING TO FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT. 308 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,294 I'LL JUST NEVER TELL HER. 309 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,631 SO, WHAT DAY IS THIS ? 310 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,701 DAY 78, RIGHT ? 311 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,636 MORE LIKE 67, ACTUALLY. 312 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,072 67 ? 313 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,373 WHERE DO YOU GET 67 ? 314 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,341 THE TWO WEEKS YOU WERE IN SAN JOSE DON'T COUNT. 315 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,310 NO, THEY DON'T. 316 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,212 WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK DURING THOSE TWO WEEKS. 317 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,913 YEAH, BUT WE FANTASIZED ABOUT EACH OTHER. 318 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,116 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 319 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,418 YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ME ? 320 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,853 WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF ? 321 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,056 I LOVE THE SOUND OF THAT. 322 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,192 YEAH, I BET YOU DO. 323 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:29,963 I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT WE COUNT THE DAYS IN SAN JOSE. 324 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,566 THINK OF IT AS TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. 325 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,703 MAYBE. 326 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,408 HERE, EAT THIS. 327 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,549 ( toilet flushing ) 328 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,696 SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M IN HEAVEN. 329 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,166 BUT GUESS WHAT ? 330 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,504 THERE IS NO HEAVEN. 331 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,773 EXCEPT RIGHT HERE... 332 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,376 WITH YOU. 333 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,953 "YEA, THOU I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, 334 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:31,258 "I WILL FEAR NO EVIL, FOR THOU ART WITH ME. 335 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,927 THY ROD AND THY STAFF, THEY COMFORT ME..." 336 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,264 OH YEAH ! 337 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,431 OH YES ! 338 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,267 OH YES ! 339 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,369 OH, OH ! 340 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:55,915 HEY. 341 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,250 IS THIS TOO MUCH ? 342 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,488 NO, SIR, YOU ARE ALL THAT AND A BOX OF COOKIES. 343 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,823 YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT. 344 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,625 YEAH, I KINDA DO. 345 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,396 OH SHIT, I GOTTA PICK UP THAT PACKAGE IN 20 MINUTES. 346 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,632 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO BE 347 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,167 A SECURITY GUARD TO THE STARS. 348 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,868 SECURITY SPECIALIST. 349 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,104 OH, THAT IS SO HOT. 350 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,005 WHO ARE YOU PROTECTING TODAY ? 351 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,308 I HAVE NO IDEA. 352 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,377 ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE TO BE AT THE MERIDIEN HOTEL AT 11. 353 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,912 I HOPE IT'S RUSSELL CROWE. 354 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,414 OR DENZEL WASHINGTON. 355 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,949 OR RUSSELL CROWE AND DENZEL WASHINGTON. 356 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,520 MMM, IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES. 357 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,827 I NEED A NEW SUIT. 358 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,362 YOU CAN BUY THREE NEW SUITS 359 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,197 WITH THE MONEY YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE, 360 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,233 MISTER THEY-START-ME-OUT-AT- 25-BUCKS-A-FUCKING-HOUR. 361 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,835 SOME OF THESE GUYS MAKE 100 IF THEY GO ON TOUR. 362 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,138 HOLY SHIT. 363 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,240 WE CAN FINALLY GET ONE OF THOSE GIGANTIC FLAT-SCREEN, 364 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,175 HIGH-DEFINITION TVs YOU'VE BEEN WANTING. 365 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,644 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ? 366 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,279 A HOUSE. 367 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,048 OH MY GOD, WITH A SWIMMING POOL. 368 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,683 AND A JACUZZI. 369 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,919 AND AN O'KEEFE AND MERRITT STOVE-AND-OVEN FOR THE KITCHEN. 370 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,189 OH, PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME. 371 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,793 MY JOB IS TO NOT PUT MY HANDS ON ANYBODY. 372 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,162 OH. 373 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,729 MY JOB IS TO "LOW-TONE" IT, 374 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,533 AND DEFUSE THE SITUATION BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITUATION. 375 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,768 OH, YEAH ? 376 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:22,802 WELL, DEFUSE THIS. 377 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,703 AH. 378 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,238 MMM. 379 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,155 KEITH, THIS IS DEREK AND JEFFREY. 380 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,424 HEY. 381 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,893 WHAT'S UP ? 382 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,861 YOU TAKE A PEEK INSIDE ? 383 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,696 EXCUSE ME ? 384 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,797 INSIDE THE CASE. 385 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,399 NO. 386 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,100 YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME THE COMBINATION. 387 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,504 NOT THAT I WOULD HAVE IF YOU HAD. 388 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,240 DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRANSPORTING ? 389 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,309 NOT IF YOU DON'T NEED ME TO. 390 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,550 C.D.'S BLING. 391 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,185 C.D. ? 392 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,686 CAMERON DIAZ. 393 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,356 WOW, I'M GOING TO MEET CAMERON DIAZ ? 394 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,857 NO. 395 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,793 I'M PUTTING YOU ON LOBBY DUTY WITH DEREK AND JEFFREY TONIGHT. 396 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,697 OH, GOT IT. 397 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,010 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? 398 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,812 WE'RE DOIN' IT. 399 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,948 YOU GOT SOME SHADES ? 400 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,384 I LEFT THEM IN THE CAR. 401 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,974 I REALLY LIKE THIS TABLE OF YOURS, GEORGE. 402 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,611 ALTHOUGH, I MUST ADMIT I KIND OF MISS THE OLD FORMICA ONE. 403 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,948 I'M SURE BEING A GEOLOGIST YOU KNOW FORMICA 404 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,551 WAS ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED AS AN ELECTRICAL INSULATOR, 405 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:23,523 CREATED AS A REPLACEMENT FOR MICA, A SILICATE MINERAL. 406 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,727 HENCE THE WORD "FOR MICA." 407 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,398 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 408 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,667 MICA, WHETHER BIOTITE OR MUSCOVITE, 409 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,436 IS A SILICATE MINERAL, THAT'S TRUE. 410 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,739 BUT FORMICA IS A PLASTIC LAMINATE, 411 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,910 DEVELOPED FOR KITCHEN FURNISHINGS IN THE 1920s. 412 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:47,614 THE ONE HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE OTHER. 413 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,390 I STAND CORRECTED THEN. 414 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,225 THEY'RE BOTH SUCH INTERESTING EXPLANATIONS, 415 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,294 THOUGH, AREN'T THEY ? 416 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,400 BY THE WAY, THAT'S MY YOGURT YOU'RE EATING. 417 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,370 MY NAME IS CLEARLY MARKED ON THE SIDE OF THE CONTAINER. 418 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,971 I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING ON REPLACING 419 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,474 HOWEVER MUCH OF IT YOU CONSUME. 420 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,481 OH. 421 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,525 MAN, I'D FUCK HER. 422 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,927 ME, TOO. 423 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,569 I'D TAP THAT ASS. 424 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,670 OH, YEAH. 425 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,338 NO FUCKIN' DOUBT. 426 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,443 CHECK OUT THAT. 427 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,881 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT. 428 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,384 I COULD IF I WANTED TO. 429 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,251 IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU COULD. 430 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:03,656 I'VE HAD FINER THAN THAT. 431 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,991 UH-HUH. 432 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,795 I'D DEFINITELY TAP THAT... 433 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,097 ASS. 434 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,380 OKAY, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 435 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:33,019 IT'S STILL EARLY, THOUGH. 436 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,020 I KNOW... 437 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,755 I JUST WANT SOME ALONE TIME. 438 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,258 OKAY. 439 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,660 SO... 440 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,595 WHEN DO WE STOP DOING THIS 441 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,397 "GOING BACK TO OUR RESPECTIVE PLACES ?" 442 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:47,233 AT THE END OF 90 DAYS. 443 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,735 90 DAYS, RIGHT. 444 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,103 IT'S A GOOD, HEALTHY PERIOD OF REHABILITATION, THAT'S ALL. 445 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:55,007 YOU KNOW THERE'S SOME PEOPLE WHO GO TO REHAB FOR 30 DAYS. 446 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,610 THOSE PEOPLE USUALLY RELAPSE. 447 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,447 WHAT ABOUT THE 60-DAY PEOPLE ? 448 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,749 STILL PRETTY "IFFY." 449 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:06,819 OKAY. 450 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,020 I SEE. 451 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,756 SO... 452 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,559 90 DAYS. 453 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:15,327 IS IT THE MORNING OF THE 90th DAY, 454 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,229 OR THE EVENING OF THE 90th DAY ? 455 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,066 IT WOULD BE THE 91st, ACTUALLY. 456 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,935 THAT IS SO NOT FAIR. 457 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,370 OH, COME ON. 458 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,339 YOU'RE NOT 17, YOU CAN WAIT. 459 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,576 IT'LL BE WORTH IT, TRUST ME. 460 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,344 BUT I JUST WANT TO SEE THAT WEIRD TATTOO. 461 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,813 YOU'VE SEEN IT ALREADY ! 462 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:37,517 WITHOUT ALL THAT ANNOYING CLOTHING TO DISTRACT ME. 463 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:41,220 JUST ONCE, I JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE 464 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,556 BEFORE I SLEEP WITH THEM. 465 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,194 PEOPLE USED TO GET ENGAGED BEFORE THEY'D EVEN MET, 466 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,197 AND THEY'D STAY ENGAGED FOR YEARS 467 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,799 WHILE THEY GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 468 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,366 YEAH, PEOPLE ALSO USED TO THINK TH CATS 469 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:56,669 COULD SUCK THEIR SOULS OUT OF THEIR BODIES. 470 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,137 THEY DO. 471 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:02,509 YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, 472 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:07,113 I COULD STAY OVER BEFORE THE 90 DAYS. 473 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,116 WE WOULD JUST HAVE TO SORT OF KEEP A LID ON IT. 474 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:13,052 I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THAT. 475 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,092 OH. 476 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,529 OKAY. 477 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,037 I'M GONNA GO ACROSS THE COURTYARD, 478 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,173 AND I'M GONNA COUNT TO 91 AND I'M GONNA MASTURBATE. 479 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:42,414 ( radio playing ) 480 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:43,650 YOU WANT MORE PIZZA, BABE ? 481 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:44,751 YOU BARELY ATE A THING. 482 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:48,320 OH NO, I HAD TWO PIECES, I'M FULL. 483 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,523 USUALLY YOU EAT THE WHOLE PIZZA YOURSELF. 484 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,525 ARE YOU FEELING OKAY ? 485 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,694 YEAH, I FEEL FINE. 486 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:58,064 CAN I GET SOME MORE TOKENS ? 487 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,068 KEEPING AN EYE ON YOUR BROTHER OVER THERE ? 488 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,102 YES. 489 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,203 HUH ? 490 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:05,304 HERE. 491 00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,073 ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR HIM. 492 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,811 HOW WAS WORK ? 493 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,914 SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY. 494 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,051 YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING ? 495 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,321 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY ? 496 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,590 I ALREADY DID, 497 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,291 BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU WEREN'T LISTENING. 498 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,425 I WAS LISTENING. 499 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,060 WHAT'D I SAY ? 500 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,900 LOOK, VANESSA. 501 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,468 I'M JUST A LITTLE DISTRACTED RIGHT NOW, THAT'S ALL. 502 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,437 THIS IS SHAKEY'S PIZZA NIGHT, BABE, 503 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,139 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 504 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,507 THE KIDS ARE HAVING A BLAST. 505 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,009 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 506 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,144 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN FOR ALL OF US. 507 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,312 I'M HAVING FUN. 508 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,780 YOU ARE A LYING SACK OF SHIT. 509 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,515 HEY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF ANYTHING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT 510 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:50,917 FOR SIX FUCKING MONTHS. 511 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,252 CAN'T I BE DISTRACTED FOR ONE NIGHT ? 512 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:04,631 YOUR CLITORIS HOT, BURNING, WET PINKNESS 513 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:08,768 I WASN'T THE FIRST AND I WON'T BE THE LAST. 514 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:12,304 THE CRACK OF THE WORLD FOR ALL TO EXPLORE, 515 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,740 EXCEPT FOR ME. 516 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,842 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 517 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,312 THAT'S THE END. 518 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,948 THANK YOU. 519 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,283 ( applause ) 520 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:27,486 I FEEL VIOLATED. 521 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,022 I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER BEEN LAID. 522 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,724 OH, THAT'S EDIE ! 523 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,028 OKAY... 524 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:39,598 CAN WE MAKE A RULE FOR OPEN MIKE NIGHT ? 525 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,067 NO MORE ANGRY POEMS OR SONGS 526 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,036 WITH CLITORAL OR VAGINAL REFERENCES IN THEM... 527 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,906 UNLESS YOU HAVE ONE. 528 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,742 ( laughing ) 529 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:53,780 HERE'S MY POEM DEDICATED TO EVERY GUY I'VE EVER BEEN WITH: 530 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,284 YOUR PENIS IS KINDA NICE 531 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:01,921 TOO BAD YOU'RE ATTACHED TO IT. 532 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,923 ( laughing ) 533 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:06,225 THIS NEXT PIECE IS A COLLABORATION 534 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,095 BETWEEN ME AND MY MOM, WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO. 535 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,639 MY MOM HAS CANCER AND SHE'S REALLY ANGRY, 536 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:23,710 EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEEN SMOKING THREE PACKS A DAY 537 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,477 FOR 40 YEARS. 538 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:26,913 ( female voice ) Edie... ? 539 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:29,015 FEEL SORRY FOR HER YET ? 540 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,553 I just came back from lunch with your Aunt Betty. 541 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,190 AUNT BETTY WHO ONCE TOLD ME BLACK PEOPLE 542 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:40,226 COULDN'T GO TO HEAVEN. 543 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,630 I feel so lost, 544 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:47,967 I don't know what to do with myself... 545 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:53,539 OKAY, I LIED ABOUT THE CANCER PART. 546 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:56,242 THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN. 547 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,710 NOTHING ! 548 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,645 What happened to me, Edie ? 549 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,547 What happened to my life ? 550 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:02,849 SHE'S JUST A FUCKING VICTIM, 551 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:04,717 WHO'S NEVER TAKEN A CHANCE IN HER LIFE 552 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,385 AND HAS NOBODY TO BLAME BUT HERSELF ! 553 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,123 I wish I was dead. 554 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,625 ACTUALLY, MY MOM IS THE VICE PRESIDENT 555 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,595 OF THE MIDWESTERN DIRECT MARKETING ASSOCIATION. 556 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,198 I can get any targeted list you want. 557 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:24,270 Over 65, under 21, married, single, gay, lesbian, smokers, 558 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,805 racists, cancer survivors. 559 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:27,807 SHE IS PLUNGING HEADLONG INTO THE ABYSS 560 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,575 WITH ALL HER GUNS FIRING ! 561 00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,710 You just tell me what you want and... 562 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,880 I will deliver ! 563 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,283 AND IT WILL TAKE YOU 32 HOURS OF SHEER PHYSICAL AGONY 564 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,019 AND YOU WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT ! 565 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,322 Edie... 566 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:46,993 ( chatter ) 567 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,483 YOU MADE HER LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 568 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,486 WELL... 569 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,222 YOU AND GOD. 570 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,191 THAT'S OUR JOB. 571 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:23,229 ME AND MY ASSOCIATES, I MEAN. 572 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,064 NOT ME AND GOD. 573 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,535 SO, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP ? 574 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,804 QUITE WELL. 575 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,105 THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 576 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,374 IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO BE ANGRY. 577 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:36,575 I'M NOT ANGRY. 578 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,846 MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE IT. 579 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,380 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW ANGER IS A VERY NATURAL 580 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,349 AND NECESSARY STAGE IN THE GRIEVING PROCESS. 581 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:44,550 NATE-- 582 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:45,551 AND YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP OVER IT. 583 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:46,819 BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN THERE. 584 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,120 YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT 585 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,456 AND ALLOW YOURSELF TO DWELL ON IT. 586 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,991 YOU HAVE TO OWN IT, 587 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:53,692 ONLY THEN ARE YOU GONNA HAVE ANY CHANCE OF MOVING THROUGH IT, 588 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,427 AND GETTING ON WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 589 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:59,065 I KNOW THERE'S A REASON GOD CHOSE THIS FOR DOROTHY 590 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:02,468 AND I KNOW THAT HIS WISDOM IS INFINITE. 591 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,470 BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG ? 592 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:06,138 I'M NOT. 593 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:09,475 BUT WHAT IF THERE'S NO GOD, NO HEAVEN ? 594 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:10,709 NATE-- 595 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,978 WHAT IF SHE'S JUST GONE, FOREVER, 596 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:13,579 LIKE SHE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST, 597 00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,547 AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHILD WHO WILL NEVER KNOW HIS MOTHER, 598 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,682 THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY ? 599 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,683 NATE ! 600 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:18,817 IT'S ALRIGHT. 601 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,152 NO, IT'S NOT. 602 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:22,388 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT... 603 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,423 PLEASE. 604 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,829 THAT'S ENOUGH. 605 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,298 I AM JUST TRYING TO HELP THE GUY FACE UP TO THE TRUTH. 606 00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,401 I'M UNIQUELY QUALIFIED, DON'T YOU THINK ? 607 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,436 I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND MY WIFE IS FRESHLY FUCKIN' DEAD, 608 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,038 WHO'S MORE QUALIFIED THAN ME ? 609 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,206 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, OKAY ?! 610 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,108 LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE. 611 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:43,809 LOOK, YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEM ALONE ? 612 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:45,044 FINE, YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE, 613 00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,378 BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO FEED THEM LAME SHIT 614 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,047 LIKE IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER, BECAUSE IT WON'T ! 615 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:50,082 AND PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT ! 616 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,620 WELL, MAYBE SOME PEOPLE AREN'T READY FOR THAT. 617 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,394 "FORMICA. 618 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:07,033 "A DURABLE PLASTIC LAMINATE USED IN KITCHEN FURNISHINGS... 619 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,369 "DEVELOPED AS AN ELECTRICAL INSULATOR 620 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:13,372 "AS A REPLACEMENT FOR THE SILICATE MINERAL... 621 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,008 MICA." 622 00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:21,047 THAT WAS SO GREAT. 623 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:22,681 NO, IT WAS SELF-INDULGENT, 624 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:25,184 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW ? 625 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:28,887 BUT I FIGURED, DO THE WORK, 626 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,422 STAY OUT OF THE RESULTS. 627 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,791 I LIKED THE COCK POEM AT THE VERY BEGINNING. 628 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,193 WHICH WAS TOTALLY IMPROVISED, RIGHT ? 629 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,495 WAS I TOO HARD ON HIM ? 630 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,464 OH NO, NOT AT ALL. 631 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,966 I MEAN, HE WAS WEEPING... 632 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,367 YEAH, BUT TWO CUTE GIRLS FOLLOWED HIM OUT BACK. 633 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,369 WELL, MAYBE HE'LL GET A BLOWJOB OUT OF IT. 634 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:47,406 SO, YOU'RE AT LAC-ARTS, RIGHT ? 635 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:49,275 YEAH. 636 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:50,342 WHAT YEAR ? 637 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:51,443 SOPHOMORE. 638 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,411 YOU ? 639 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,645 JUNIOR, I THINK. 640 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,615 I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING TRACK OF MY CREDITS OR ANYTHING. 641 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,917 CLAIRE GREW UP IN A FUNERAL HOME. 642 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,786 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HER THAT ? 643 00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:02,888 SO, WHAT'S YOUR MEDIUM ? 644 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,456 PHOTOGRAPHY, MOSTLY, 645 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,493 YEAH, BUT I HAVEN'T PICKED UP MY CAMERA IN LIKE MONTHS... 646 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,528 WHY NOT ? 647 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,363 I DON'T KNOW. 648 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,832 I WENT THROUGH A TOUGH TIME FOR A WHILE. 649 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,534 BUT THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO WORK. 650 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:18,337 I MEAN, THAT'S WHEN YOUR GUTS ARE ALL RAW 651 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,606 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASTE TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT IT. 652 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,541 YEAH, I JUST FEEL LIKE ANYTHIN I DO IS GOING TO BE SHIT. 653 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,809 SO ? 654 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:25,377 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN, 655 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,679 I MEAN, SOME ASSHOLE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU ? 656 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,315 LIKE YOU MADE FUN OF POET GUY ? 657 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:30,449 YEAH, EXACTLY, 658 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,218 I MEAN, I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE HERE 659 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,752 RIGHT NOW, MAKING FUN OF ME. 660 00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:36,455 YEAH, I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME, YOU KNOW ? 661 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,158 WELL, NONE OF US MAY BE HERE TOMORROW. 662 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,094 I MEAN, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT, RIGHT ? 663 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,379 ARE YOU OKAY ? 664 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:05,084 EVER SINCE LISA DIED, 665 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,218 EVERY DEATH THAT COMES THROUGH HERE 666 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,587 FEELS LIKE HER DYING ALL OVER AGAIN. 667 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,595 IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS, NATE. 668 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,297 YEAH. 669 00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:23,035 I KEEP THINKING IT'S GOING TO GET EASIER. 670 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,705 NO ONE EVER SAID IT EVER GETS EASY. 671 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,640 NOT EASY, EASIER. 672 00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,444 JUST FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. 673 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,386 I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD EVEN FOR THAT LONG, 674 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:44,756 EVEN WHEN I'M WITH MAYA. 675 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,301 MOST OF ALL, I JUST DON'T THINK 676 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:56,868 I BELIEVE ANY OF THIS ANYMORE. 677 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,237 ANY OF WHAT ? 678 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:01,640 THAT ANYTHING WE SAY OR DO ACTUALLY HELPS ANYBODY. 679 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,314 ALRIGHT, LOOK. 680 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:11,049 ( whispering ) I can't do this anymore, David. 681 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,352 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? 682 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:15,654 I'M SAYING THAT I QUIT. 683 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:16,722 YOU'RE QUITTING ? 684 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,290 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS. 685 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,792 YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR THIS, LIKE DAD WAS. 686 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,194 RICO'S CUT OUT FOR THIS. 687 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,695 PROBABLY ARTHUR'S CUT OUT FOR THIS. 688 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:24,763 I'M NOT. 689 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,165 I AM NOT. 690 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:28,500 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS. 691 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,170 AND I HAVE GOT TO FIND SOME OTHER KIND OF LIFE FOR MYSELF. 692 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,839 AND NOT JUST FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR MAYA, TOO. 693 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,742 I HAVE TO. 694 00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,480 I'M SORRY. 695 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:51,457 ( moaning ) 696 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,837 ( dialing ) 697 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:06,872 ( phone ringing ) 698 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:08,274 ( clearing throat ) 699 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:09,508 ( male ) Hello ? 700 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,009 IS THAT YOU MAKING ALL THAT NOISE ? 701 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,644 What noise ? 702 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:18,049 SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE A MOOSE THAT GOT HIT BY A MACK TRUCK. 703 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:21,187 I beg your pardon, I'm orgasming. 704 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,289 YOU MIGHT WANT TO DIAL IT BACK A BIT 705 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:25,491 BEFORE THE LANDLADY CALLS ANIMAL CONTROL. 706 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,159 I can't help it. 707 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,428 Fantasizing about making love to you 708 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,864 is even better than actual sex with most people. 709 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,200 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ? 710 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,401 At the moment ? 711 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:36,335 MMM-HMM. 712 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,503 Nothing. 713 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,739 COME OVER IN THAT. 714 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:41,840 You're joking, right ? 715 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,141 MAYBE NOT. 716 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,743 BUT COME NOW BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 717 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:45,911 ( dial tone ) 718 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,862 DID ANYONE SEE YOU COME OVER ? 719 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,130 I HOPE SO. 720 00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:06,765 GET IN HERE. 721 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,870 WELL. 722 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,605 THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT. 723 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:14,740 SO TO SPEAK. 724 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,625 IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, DAVID ? 725 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,462 AS A MATTER OF FACT, NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT ALRIGHT. 726 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:37,463 NATE QUIT. 727 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,064 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE QUIT ? 728 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:40,098 HIS JOB. 729 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,600 WHEN ? 730 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,868 LAST NIGHT. 731 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,238 IT'S NOW "FISHER AND DIAZ" AS IN ONE FISHER AND ONE DIAZ. 732 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:50,609 WELL, YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT NATE'S WORK. 733 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,444 I WOULD THINK YOU'D BE HAPPY IF HE TOOK A BREAK. 734 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,480 MOM, HE'S NOT TAKING A BREAK. 735 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,414 HE QUIT. 736 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:56,982 NOW THERE ARE JUST TWO OF US. 737 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,717 I ALREADY HAD TO DROP OUT OF CHORUS 738 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,151 SINCE HE'S ALMOST NEVER HERE WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 739 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,621 PERHAPS THIS IS FOR THE BEST THEN. 740 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,891 I SUPPOSE WE CAN GET ARTHUR TO PICK UP MORE OF THE SLACK. 741 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:09,728 HE CAN EMBALM AS LONG AS ONE OF US IS IN THE ROOM WITH HIM. 742 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,331 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CHANGES CAREER 743 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,933 SEVEN TIMES DURING HIS OR HER LIFETIME. 744 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,201 HMM. 745 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,236 IS THAT INFORMATION SUPPOSED TO BE USEFUL 746 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:20,205 IN SOME WAY, GEORGE ? 747 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:22,140 IT'S JUST A FACT. 748 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,942 AH. 749 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:31,883 ( door slamming ) 750 00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,666 HEY, I'M GONNA TAKE MAYA TO THE PARK. 751 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,034 OKAY, I KNOW. 752 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,502 HAVE FUN AT THE PARK. 753 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,472 I'LL BE HERE AT WORK, KEEPING US ALL AFLOAT. 754 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,924 ( sobbing ) 755 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:25,103 DOROTHY LOVED ALL OF YOU. 756 00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:28,907 AND I KNOW THAT SHE'LL WATCH DOWN ON US WHILE WE SLEEP. 757 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,109 ( vibrating ) 758 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:34,880 BUT KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT GONE... 759 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,918 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU, UH... ? 760 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,119 Hey, Dum-dum... 761 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,355 I JUST GOT HOME AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT 762 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,323 HOW SWEET YOU ARE. 763 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:47,726 AND I MISS YOU. 764 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,160 YEAH. 765 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,062 YEAH, HEY LOOK, I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW. 766 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,498 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE-- 767 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,065 I was thinking maybe you could... 768 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,735 COME OVER LATER ? 769 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,103 OKAY, PLEASE ? 770 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,939 OKAY. 771 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:06,011 MAYBE I CAN STOP BY FOR LIKE A LITTLE WHILE. 772 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,747 Oh, could you pick us up something to eat, too ? 773 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,516 SOME... 774 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,817 Nicole loves pizza with pepperoni. 775 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,352 WE CAN EAT IT TOGETHER AND WATCH TV, 776 00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:15,654 IT'LL BE FUN, OKAY ? 777 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:17,589 I CAN DO THAT. 778 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,225 I'LL BE THERE IN A LITTLE BIT. 779 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,728 OKAY, HURRY, I CAN'T WAIT. 780 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:34,473 UH, VANESSA JUST CALLED, 781 00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,408 AUGUSTO HAS AN EAR INFECTION, 782 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,744 AND SHE NEEDS ME TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR. 783 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,548 OKAY, FINE, GO. 784 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,022 ( door closing ) 785 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,902 AAAH, SHIT ! 786 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,504 IT JUST STARTED, AND THEN IT WOULDN'T STOP. 787 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,838 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. 788 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,406 ALL THE BLOOD WE DRAIN MUST'VE SOMEHOW BACKED UP 789 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,741 INTO THE REST OF THE HOUSE'S PLUMBING. 790 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,543 AFTER WE JUST SPENT 38,000 DOLLARS 791 00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,379 FOR A WHOLE NEW SYSTEM LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO. 792 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,347 SHOULD I CALL THE PLUMBER ? 793 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:19,384 YES, TELL HIM IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! 794 00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:21,787 AND DON'T LET ANYBODY USE THE BATHROOM ! 795 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:25,457 THIS IS SO FUCKING GROSS. 796 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,058 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? 797 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,594 I'M TAKING PICTURES. 798 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,261 THIS IS LIKE RIGHT OUT OF "THE SHINING." 799 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:31,830 THIS IS NOT COOL, OR LEGAL ! 800 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,131 STOP IT ! 801 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:34,933 WHAT BUG CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS ? 802 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,868 THIS IS OUR FAMILY BUSINESS, CLAIRE ! 803 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,704 EVEN IF I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE FAMILY 804 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:40,138 WHO GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE ! 805 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:42,107 WELL, WHAT IF YOU NEED PHOTOS 806 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,342 FOR LIKE THE INSURANCE COMPANY OR SOMETHING ? 807 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,145 ALRIGHT, TAKE SOME MORE. 808 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:50,616 BUT THIS IS NOT AN ART PROJECT. 809 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,786 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 810 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,855 WHOO, OH ! 811 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:58,890 GOOD JOB. 812 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,794 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. 813 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,062 GOOD JOB. 814 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,913 ( chuckling ) 815 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:24,983 WELL, WHOEVER DID YOUR LAST JOB 816 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,285 CUT SOME CORNERS BY USING PVC INSTEAD OF COPPER, 817 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,588 AND THAT'S NOT GOOD. 818 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:30,789 AND THEN YOU HAD YOUR DRAINAGE LINE 819 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:32,323 BURSTING AND BACKING UP INTO YOUR SEPTIC 820 00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:33,559 AND ONCE THAT HAPPENED 821 00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:34,926 EVERYTHING KIND OF WENT TO HELL FROM THERE. 822 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:37,663 BUT I REPLACED ALL YOUR BUSTED PVC WITH COPPER, 823 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:40,331 AND YOU SHOULD BE OKAY. 824 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,702 I JUST NEED YOU TO INITIAL HERE, 825 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:47,205 HERE, AND SIGN HERE. 826 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:55,814 THANKS FOR COMING SO QUICKLY. 827 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,182 HEY, THAT'S... 828 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,517 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 829 00:42:12,598 --> 00:42:14,099 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? 830 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,466 NO. 831 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,135 I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG ? 832 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:18,904 NO, NOT AT ALL. 833 00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:20,872 AM I ? 834 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:22,674 NOT AT ALL. 835 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,344 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, ISN'T IT ? 836 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:27,679 IT'S ALWAYS WEIRD IN THE BEGINNING. 837 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:31,216 IS THIS MORE WEIRD, OR LESS WEIRD ? 838 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,951 YOU WANT ME TO COMPARE ? 839 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,219 NO. 840 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,621 I MEAN, YES. 841 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,388 I DO, KIND OF... 842 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:39,524 BUT ONLY IF IT'S A FAVORABLE COMPARISON. 843 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,859 THIS IS FINE. 844 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,393 OH, GOOD. 845 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,528 IS IT GOOD FOR YOU ? 846 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:45,030 YES, DEFINITELY. 847 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,666 GOOD, I'M GLAD. 848 00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:49,234 I THINK WE'RE TALKING TOO MUCH ? 849 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,335 YES. 850 00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:52,303 I REALLY LIKE YOU, BRENDA. 851 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,072 WE'RE DEFINITELY TALKING TOO MUCH. 852 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:57,142 ( moaning ) 853 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,127 YOU CERTAINLY DO HAVE A LOT OF HAIR IN YOUR EARS. 854 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:18,263 I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY, 855 00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:19,965 FROM AN EVOLUTIONARY PERSPECTIVE, 856 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,868 HOMO SAPIENS GET HAIRIER THE OLDER THEY GET. 857 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:26,037 YOU HAVE SUCH AN INTERESTING WAY OF LOOKING AT THE WORLD, GEORGE. 858 00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:31,476 RUTH, I HAVE THE FEELING THAT YOUR CHILDREN DON'T CARE 859 00:43:31,576 --> 00:43:33,178 ALL THAT MUCH FOR ME. 860 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,379 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 861 00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:38,316 PERHAPS YOU TRY A BIT TOO HARD WITH THEM. 862 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,518 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM, 863 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,888 THAT'S ALL. 864 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:46,658 I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT I'M FINDING YOUR FAMILY 865 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:47,959 A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO CONNECT WITH. 866 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:50,295 TURN YOUR HEAD, PLEASE. 867 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:53,331 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 868 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,500 MAYBE IF I DIDN'T TRY SO HARD. 869 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,169 I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 870 00:43:58,269 --> 00:44:00,071 AND SOONER OR LATER 871 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,141 EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS FAMILY WILL LOVE YOU, TOO. 872 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:10,548 I QUIT MY JOB. 873 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,018 I QUIT MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. 874 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,653 YOU DIDN'T QUIT, YOU GOT FIRED. 875 00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,255 I GUESS MAYBE I DID. 876 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:20,491 IT MAY HAVE NOT THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 877 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:21,927 BUT IT'S RIGHT UP THERE. 878 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,729 GETTING MARRIED, BECOMING A FATHER, 879 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:25,731 GETTING CREAMED BY A BUS, 880 00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:27,933 NOW THOSE ARE SOME OF LIFE'S BIG MOMENTS. 881 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:32,403 YOU WERE NEVER CUT OUT FOR THIS BUSINESS. 882 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,706 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING. 883 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:37,876 I MEAN, IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, RIGHT ? 884 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,078 SOMETIMES, YES, SOMETIMES, NO. 885 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,148 SOMETIMES I'D EVEN SURPRISE MYSELF WITH 886 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:46,217 HOW HEARTFELT I'D FIND MYSELF IN A GIVEN SITUATION, 887 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:49,387 AND THEN SOMETIMES YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS 888 00:44:49,487 --> 00:44:52,557 AND HOPE NOBODY REALIZES THAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY FULL OF CRAP. 889 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:55,526 IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 890 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:58,263 BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER OFF. 891 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,341 I'D GIVE ANYTHING IF LISA HADN'T DIED. 892 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,513 BUT THEN AGAIN, WHEN SHE WAS HERE, 893 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,315 I JUST WANTED TO BE FREE. 894 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,223 YOU COMING INSIDE ? 895 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:26,291 NO. 896 00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:28,726 NOT TODAY. 897 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:31,797 THIS ONE ? 898 00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,799 SHE'S A KEEPER. 899 00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,066 YEAH, ISN'T SHE THOUGH ? 900 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,035 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FUCK THAT UP. 901 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,371 YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BUDDY BOY. 902 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,084 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ? 903 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:58,689 COME ON. 904 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,959 SO YOU STILL HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN CAMERON DIAZ ? 905 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:02,727 IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS, SHE'S VERY PRIVATE. 906 00:46:02,828 --> 00:46:04,830 APPARENTLY SO. 907 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,999 IT'S A GLAMOROUS JOB, WHAT CAN I SAY ? 908 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:12,103 YOU LIKE THE GUYS YOU'RE WORKING WITH ? 909 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,504 THEY'RE OKAY. 910 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:22,147 I GOT A BLOWJOB TODAY. 911 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:24,816 YOU DID NOT. 912 00:46:27,685 --> 00:46:29,254 I DID. 913 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,260 FROM WHO ? 914 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,794 FROM THE PLUMBER. 915 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:40,498 YOU GOT A BLOWJOB FROM A PLUMBER ? 916 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:42,467 HIS NAME WAS ANDY. 917 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:47,005 A WHITE GUY ? 918 00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:50,541 YEAH, HE WAS GOOD WITH A WRENCH. 919 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:54,212 DID YOU RETURN THE FAVOR ? 920 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,813 NO ! 921 00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:04,822 YOU BETTER NOT THINK YOU'RE GETTING OUT 922 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,858 OF HAVING SEX WITH ME TONIGHT. 923 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:09,995 OKAY. 924 00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:11,362 BUT I MIGHT NEED YOU TO TALK ABOUT 925 00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,364 WATER RAMS AND HAND SNAKES. 926 00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:19,337 ( laughing ) 927 00:47:19,437 --> 00:47:21,006 DO YOU SUPPOSE IT MIGHT BE A LATE WEDDING PRESENT ? 928 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,408 WELL, THERE'S NO RETURN ADDRESS. 929 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,153 WHAT IS IT ? 930 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,323 I BELIEVE IT'S... 931 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:39,324 FECES. 932 00:47:39,424 --> 00:47:40,625 FECES ? 933 00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:43,561 WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD SEND YOU FECES IN THE MAIL ? 934 00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:46,264 I DON'T KNOW. 935 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:48,199 LOOK AT THIS, MAYA, SOMEBODY SENT GRANDPA 936 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:50,535 A BIG, STEAMING PILE OF DOOKY. 937 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,172 WAIT. 938 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,407 DON'T THROW IT AWAY BEFORE I CAN GET MY CAMERA. 939 00:48:24,869 --> 00:48:27,538 * LOOKIN' AT THE DEVIL 940 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,642 * GRINNIN' AT HIS GUN 941 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,514 * FINGERS START SHAKIN' 942 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:40,418 * I BEGIN TO RUN 943 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:45,556 * BULLETS START CHASING 944 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,427 * I BEGIN TO STOP 945 00:48:50,996 --> 00:48:54,332 * WE BEGIN TO WRESTLE 946 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:58,403 * I WAS ON THE TOP 947 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:04,509 * I WANT TO THANK YOU FALETTINME BE MICE ELF AGIN * 948 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,312 Captions Copyright 2004 HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 949 00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:11,549 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER