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OKAY, ASHLEY,
YOUR TURN.

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PICK SOMEONE.

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GUPTA, SANDEEP.

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NO INDIAN PEOPLE.

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WE'RE GONNA GET
IN TROUBLE, YOU GUYS.

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WE SHOULD
STOP DOING THIS.

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HOW ABOUT
MR. AND MRS. GERALD GURVITZ ?

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YES, DO THEM.

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OKAY.

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( dialing )

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( phone ringing )

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HELLO ?

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( female )
Hi, is Gerald there ?

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WHAT TIME IS IT,
WHO IS THIS ?

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UM, HE'LL KNOW.

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Honey, wake up.

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SOMETHING'S WRONG.

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MAY I ASK WHAT
THIS IS REGARDING ?

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Tell him...

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HE LEFT HIS
UNDERWEAR HERE.

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EXCUSE ME ?

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WHAT IS IT,
HONEY ?

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HANG UP !

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PUT IT ON SPEAKER !

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There's a woman
on the phone

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AND SHE SAYS THAT YOU LEFT
YOUR UNDERWEAR AT HER HOUSE ?

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THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

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GODDAMN IT, GERALD !

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I COULD KILL YOU, GERRY,
WHAT DID YOU DO ?

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( laughing )

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HANG UP, ASHLEY,
I'M DYING !

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OH, JESUS.

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WHAT IS IT ?

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IT'S JUST KIDS.

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I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE,
I'VE GOT CALLER I.D.,

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YOU LITTLE IDIOTS !

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( laughing )

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KAITLIN.

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OH MY GOD !

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KAITLIN,
ARE YOU OKAY ?

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OH MY GOD,
MRS. STOLTE !

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KAITLIN, KAITLIN !

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MRS. STOLTE !

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MRS. STOLTE !

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I AM SO, SO SORRY.

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CANCER ?

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YES.

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YES, CANCER.

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I'M HERE.

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I'M HERE FOR YOU.

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OKAY, BETTER.

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BUT USE "WE'RE HERE"
NOT "I'M HERE."

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YOU'RE NOT
THEIR FRIEND.

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AND EASY ON
THE TOUCHING.

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EVEN FUNERAL DIRECTORS HAVE
TO BEWARE OF TRANSFERENCE.

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DAVID, YOU ARE,
QUITE SIMPLY PUT,

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THE BEST
I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.

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ARTHUR, I'M THE ONLY ONE
YOU'VE EVER WORKED WITH.

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( doorbell )

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OKAY.

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THIS ONE'S ALL YOU.

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YES, SIR.

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SOMETHING YOUTHFUL,
SOMETHING WHITE.

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PERHAPS WHITE
WITH HER FAVORITE COLOR.

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HER FAVORITE COLOR
IS LIGHT BLUE.

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I THOUGHT
IT WAS PURPLE.

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IT USED
TO BE PURPLE.

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THIS YEAR IT
CHANGED TO LIGHT BLUE.

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SKY BLUE.

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SHE'S ONLY 14.

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THAT IS SO YOUNG.

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IT IS.

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IT IS SO YOUNG.

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MIGHT I SUGGEST WHITE WITH
A PERIWINKLE SILK LINING ?

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PERIWINKLE IS RT OF IN BETWEEN
PURPLE AND LIGHT BLUE.

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I THINK SHE
MIGHT LIKE THAT.

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SHE WOULD
LIKE THAT.

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THAT'S GOOD.

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OKAY.

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THAT'S ALL
WE NEED FOR NOW.

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I'LL SEND PHOTOS
OVER LATER.

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WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO BRING PHOTOS.

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OF COURSE NOT,
HOW COULD YOU.

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I'LL SEE YOU OUT.

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( sobbing )

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CLAIRE, COULD YOU
COME GET THIS ?

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NICE.

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PEOPLE COLLECT THOSE.

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IT'S KIND OF RACIST.

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THAT'S WHY I PUT IT WAY
UP THERE BACK IN THE '60s.

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JUST PUT IT WITH ALL THE OTHER
THINGS IN THAT PILE OVER THERE.

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DID YOU START MAKING PILES
IN YOUR ROOM YET ?

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UM, I STILL HAVE TO GO
THROUGH SOME OLD PILES,

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THEN I'LL START
MAKING SOME NEW ONES.

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I'VE MADE A SCHEDULE
FOR THE GARAGE SALE.

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I THOUGHT, IF WE PUT
A PLAN IN PLACE,

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WE'LL BE FREE
TO DEVIATE.

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AS LONG AS WE'RE
FREE TO DEVIATE.

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SO, ARE WE JUST
SELLING OUR STUFF TO
MAKE ROOM FOR GEORGE ?

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OR IS HE GONNA GET RID
OF SOME OF HIS STUFF TOO ?

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LIKE PERHAPS HIS TUPPERWARE
THING FULL OF SHIT ?

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SORRY, WHAT ARE
WE CALLING IT ?

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WE'RE NOT
CALLING IT ANYTHING.

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IT'S LONG GONE.

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THERE ARE A LOT
OF THINGS IN THIS HOUSE

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THAT AREN'T EVEN MINE.

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LIKE THAT
MAMMY COOKIE JAR.

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THAT COMES FROM
YOUR FATHER'S SIDE.

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A LOT OF STUFF
NEEDS TO JUST GO.

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I'D PERSONALLY PREFER IT
IF PEOPLE COULD JUST

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COME UPSTAIRS AND LIKE,
BID ON MY ENTIRE ROOM.

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AND I'M SURE NATE HAS A FEW
THINGS HE PROBABLY DOESN'T NEED

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TO HAVE AROUND.

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HMM.

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AH.

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AH.

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MONKEY.
MONKEY.

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I HAVE TO SAY, I'M CRAZY
ABOUT THE NEW RANGE ROVERS.

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YOU CAN'T DRIVE AN SUV THESE
DAYS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

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EXACTLY.

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I DON'T SEE
ANOTHER WAY THOUGH.

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CERTAINLY NOT
A MINIVAN--

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OH NO, FUCK THAT.

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( laughing )

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HEY, THERE'S THAT
POOR GUY WHOSE WIFE DROWNED.

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I KNOW, THAT IS SO SAD.

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HE'S HOT THOUGH, HUH ?

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SHHH.

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HEY.

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HI.

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HI.

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HOW ARE YOU TWO ?

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WE ARE FINE,
THANK YOU.

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YOU'RE NATE,
RIGHT ?

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RIGHT.

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I'M MADELINE.
MADELINE, HI.

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THIS IS LINDA.

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HI.
HI, HOW ARE YOU ?

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AND I KNOW MAYA...

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HELLO, MAYA...

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YOU WANT TO
GET DOWN AND PLAY ?

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ALRIGHT.

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THERE YOU GO.

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ALRIGHT.

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( laughing )

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HEY, YOU GUYS GOING
TO JIMMY'S THING TONIGHT ?

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I'M SO SICK OF
JIMMY'S THINGS.

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I ACTUALLY THINK
WE'RE NOT GOING.

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WELL, WE'RE ALL GOING.

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IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S
ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.

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WHAT TIME ARE
YOU GUYS GETTING THERE ?

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DON'T FORGET
ABOUT THAT THING...

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IN CHINATOWN.

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WE SHOULD
GO TO THAT.

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MAYBE WE CAN
GO THERE FIRST

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AND THEN GET
TO JIMMY'S AT LIKE 10.

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EXCELLENT, GOOD.

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I WILL
SEE YOU THERE.

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NOT GOING.

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GOD, THAT MOUSTACHE
IS REPULSIVE.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOVED HIM.

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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
WERE JUST FRIENDS.

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NO, HE WAS LIKE
MY SERIOUS BOYFRIEND

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LIKE ALL OF
FRESHMAN YEAR.

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I COULD HAVE
SWORN HE WAS GAY.

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HE'S KNITTING.

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HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED ?

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A LOT OF STRAIGHT GUYS
KNIT THESE DAYS.

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IT'S LIKE A MACHO THING, LIKE,
I'M SO STRAIGHT I CAN EVEN KNIT.

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OH, OKAY, SO HE'S
ACTUALLY NOT GAY ?

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DON'T EVEN ASK ME.

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AT THE TIME HE HAD LIKE,
SEVERE BI-CURIOUS ISSUES.

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WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO
TO JIMMY'S THING ?

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HE'S LIKE
THE MATTHEW BARNEY
OF LAC-ARTS.

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OH, RIGHT, HE WISHES.

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I ALREADY TOLD EDIE
WE WERE GOING.

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SHE'S GOING ?

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OH YEAH, SHE'S ALWAYS
AT HIS THINGS.

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HMM.

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* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND *

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* ROUND AND ROUND
ROUND AND ROUND *

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* THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND *

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* ALL THROUGH THE TOWN

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* THE DRIVER ON THE BUS
GOES MOVE ON BACK *

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( music )

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NOT BAD.

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OKAY, IF JESSICA SIMPSON
IS THE POOR MAN'S BRITNEY,

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WHAT'S CELESTE ?

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MAYBE A THINKING
MAN'S BRITNEY.

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HER MUSIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE
INSPIRATIONAL TO YOUNG GIRLS,

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I'M NOT JUST AN OBJECT,
I AM SOMEBODY.

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OH, LIKE CHRISTINA.

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YEAH, LIKE CHRISTINA,
BUT WITHOUT THE ASS

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HANGING OUT OF
THE CHAPS.

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GOT IT.

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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR ASS
HANGING OUT OF SOME CHAPS.

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OKAY, NEVER.

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YOU KNOW
I HATE THAT SHIT.

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SO DO YOU GET TO MEET
CELESTE TOMORROW ?

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NAH, I'M LIKE THIRD
LINE OF DEFENSE.

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YOU DON'T GET
TO MEET THE BIG STARS

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UNTIL YOU'VE PROVEN
YOU'RE NOT A FREAK.

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00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,004
REMEMBER CAMERON DIAZ ?

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DEFINITELY DO NOT DO THAT
IN FRONT OF CELESTE.

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OR ANY OF
CELESTE'S PEOPLE.

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OKAY, FREAK.

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( singing along )

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* YOU COULD BE THE ONE
SHAVE MY LEGS FOR FREE *

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"SHAVE MY LEGS FOR FREE ?"

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I DON'T THINK
THOSE ARE THE WORDS.

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* ... YOU COULD BE THE ONE
TO SHAVE MY LEGS FOR FREE *

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( singing )

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CONDOM.

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( laughing )

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C'MON, C'MON.

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YOU GOT IT ?

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OKAY ?

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ALMOST, ALMOST--

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WAIT A SECOND.

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I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT...

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I HATE THESE THINGS.

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LET'S JUST...
DO SOMETHING ELSE.

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LET ME JUST
MAKE YOU COME--

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NO, I WANT
TO MAKE YOU COME.

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NO, AND THEN THERE'S
THIS EXPECTATION,

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AND I HATE
EXPECTATIONS.

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JUST LET ME TRY.

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I DON'T
WANT TO TRY.

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NOW, HERE...

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JUST LAY DOWN...

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YEAH.

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LAY BACK...

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AND SHUSH.

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( laughing )

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I CAN'T GET RID OF
THIS GOOFY SMILE.

237
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BUT IF I CAN GET THIS RIGHT
I THINK I CAN BRING HER LIPS

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DOWN A LITTLE BIT.

239
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MAY I ASK WHAT TECHNIQUE
YOU'LL BE EMPLOYING ?

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YES.

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IT'S CALLED
A FULL-MACKEW.

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AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE ALREADY
THREADED LIGATURE THROUGH HER

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NASAL CARTILAGE.

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I THOUGHT THAT WAS
CALLED A HALF-MACKEW ?

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IF I'D STOPPED THERE, IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A HALF-MACKEW.

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BUT WATCH.

247
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:33,286
I'M GOING DOWNWARD
THROUGH HER GUM LINE HERE,

248
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:37,257
AND USING THE JAWBONE TO ANCHOR
THE THREAD BEFORE I TIE IT OFF.

249
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,560
FASCINATING.

250
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,362
MMM-HMM.

251
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,097
ARTHUR,
YOU READY TO GO ?

252
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,566
FEDERICO, IF IT'S
ALRIGHT WITH YOU,

253
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,236
I'LL RETURN IN APPROXIMATELY
ONE AND ONE HALF HOURS.

254
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,139
MAYBE A LITTLE WHILE LONGER IF
WE DECIDE TO GET LUNCH AFTER.

255
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,408
I'LL WASH UP,
AND MEET YOU IN THE FOYER.

256
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,313
YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING LUNCH ?

257
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,815
SHOPPING,
THEN LUNCH.

258
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,417
WOW, SHOPPING ?

259
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,953
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO JOIN US ?

260
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,021
NO, NO, I HAVE
WORK TO DO.

261
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,891
THIS ONE WON'T
STOP SMILING.

262
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,928
I WISH I KNEW WHAT
THE FUCK WAS SO FUNNY.

263
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,005
HELLO ?

264
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,275
OH, HEY.

265
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,177
HI, COME ON IN.

266
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,544
LOOK, JADEN.

267
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,712
SU AMIGA IS HERE !

268
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,547
HEY, MAYA, HI.

269
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,384
HEY, IF SHE WANTS TO GO AND
PLAY, YOU CAN JUST LET HER GO.

270
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,119
OH, I--

271
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,854
SHE HASN'T REALLY PLAYED
WITH THAT MANY KIDS YET.

272
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,990
OH, WELL, AT THIS AGE,
THEY PLAY NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

273
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,491
NOT WITH EACH OTHER.

274
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,926
IT'S CALLED
PARALLEL PLAY.

275
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,494
YOU WANT
TO GET DOWN ?

276
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,761
YOU WANNA GO PLAY ?

277
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,598
THERE YOU GO,
GO AHEAD.

278
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,600
OH, HERE,
I'LL TAKE THAT.

279
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,202
UM, GLADYS !

280
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,305
VAMOS A ESTAR ALLA PARA
UN MOMENTITO, OKAY ?

281
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,506
OKAY, MRS. MADELINE.

282
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,908
COME, MIJA.

283
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,876
SU MOMMY VAS A JUGAR
CON SU AMIGO

284
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,878
DONDE TU JUGAR
CON SU AMIGA.

285
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,114
SO, UM, YOU WANT
A SMOOTHIE ?

286
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,717
UH, SURE, SURE.

287
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,887
( Gladys )
YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH THE MONKEY ?

288
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,306
MUST BE A LATE
WEDDING PRESENT.

289
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,142
THE CARD SAYS,

290
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,277
"TO MR. AND MRS.
GEORGE SIBLEY !"

291
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,812
I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT, MRS. GEORGE--

292
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,915
OH, DEAR.

293
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,650
WHAT DID WE GET ?

294
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,286
EW, WHAT'S
THAT SMELL ?

295
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,456
IT APPEARS TO BE
EXCREMENT AGAIN.

296
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,424
NO WAY.

297
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,393
EXCEPT THIS TIME SOMEONE
WENT TO THE TROUBLE

298
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,628
TO PLACE ONE INSIDE
A DECORATIVE TIN.

299
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,532
"TO MR. AND MRS.
GEORGE SIBLEY."

300
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,835
HMM, NO SIGNATURE,
IMAGINE THAT.

301
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,105
THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

302
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,740
THIS INVOLVES
BOTH OF US NOW !

303
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,277
WHO KNOWS
YOU LIVE HERE ?

304
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,446
WHY DON'T YOU
CARE ABOUT THIS ?

305
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,183
I'VE MADE A LOT OF ENEMIES
THROUGH THE YEARS, RUTH.

306
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,285
YOU TAKE THE BACK-STABBING
WORLD OF ACADEMIA,

307
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,553
THROW IN A CONTROVERSIAL
FIELD LIKE GEOLOGY,

308
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,222
YOU'VE GOT
REAL TROUBLE.

309
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,591
GEOLOGY IS
CONTROVERSIAL ?

310
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,825
OIL, CLAIRE.

311
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,360
OIL.

312
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,528
LOOK.

313
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563
THIS IS FROM A PERSON
WHO QUITE OBVIOUSLY

314
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,165
IS LOOKING
FOR A REACTION.

315
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,067
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS ATTENTION,
LET'S NOT GIVE IT TO HIM.

316
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,268
THAT PERSON
ISN'T IN THE ROOM.

317
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,804
HE CAN'T
SEE MY REACTION.

318
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,072
THAT'S A GOOD POINT, MOM.

319
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,508
MAYBE IT'S ONE OF
YOUR MOTHER'S OLD LOVERS.

320
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,542
MY LOVERS ?

321
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,544
THE GREEK ONE.

322
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,379
HE WAS RUSSIAN.

323
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,483
ARE YOU LEAVING,
CLAIRE ?

324
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,884
YEAH.

325
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,086
TOSS THIS IN THE DUMPSTER,
THEN, WOULD YOU ?

326
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,990
OH, I THINK I'LL LET YOU
DO THAT, GEORGE.

327
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,699
OH, LORD.

328
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,635
PUT BACK TO ME.

329
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,203
I LIKE YOU
IN BROWN.

330
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,240
IS THIS BROWN
OR IS THIS GRAY ?

331
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,974
SHARCA.

332
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,276
SEE, CHOCOLATE.

333
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,545
I THOUGHT
HE SAID CHARCOAL.

334
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,547
SHARCA.

335
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,583
OKAY, TAKE OFF NOW.

336
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,289
WHAT'D YOU FIND ?

337
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,224
NORMALLY I'D NEVER
SHOP IN THE VALLEY,

338
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,692
BUT THIS PLACE
AIN'T TOO BAD.

339
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,661
THERE'S A WHOLE RACK OF
MARKED DOWN JIL SANDER.

340
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,196
PLUS SOME
JOHN VARVATOS,

341
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,598
HUGO BOSS AND A PAIR OF
PRADA SHOES FOR LIKE, $100.

342
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,668
WHERE'S ARTHUR ?

343
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,603
CHANGING.

344
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,806
MAYBE WE SHOULD BUY HIM
A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.

345
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:47,940
DO THEY EVER
DO THAT ?

346
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,009
QUEER EYE FOR
THE GAY GUY ?

347
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,446
I DON'T THINK ARTHUR'S GAY,
I THINK HE'S "A".

348
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,116
I DON'T KNOW, I THINK
ASEXUAL PEOPLE ARE ASEXUAL

349
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,151
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA
COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

350
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,521
YOU REALLY THINK ARTHUR
MIGHT BE GAY ?

351
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,855
UH, YEAH.

352
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,691
AW.

353
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,326
THAT BREAKS MY HEART.

354
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,262
I'M GONNA GO TRY
A COUPLE OF THESE ON.

355
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,199
YOU'D LOOK
GOOD IN THIS.

356
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,234
DAVID, I NEED
NEW CLOTHES FOR WORK,

357
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,336
NOT GAY SKI WEEKEND
AT MAMMOTH.

358
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,046
I'M GONNA BUY YOU
THE SUIT, OKAY ?

359
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,315
OH, NO.

360
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,616
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
LET YOU DO THAT.

361
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,917
I WANT TO.

362
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,719
BESIDES, IT'S
A BUSINESS EXPENSE.

363
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,523
IF I HAD A FATHER,

364
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:39,426
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
HE'D DO FOR ME.

365
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,762
OR EVEN
AN ELDER SIBLING.

366
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,697
IT'S JUST A SUIT.

367
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,567
HEY, NICOLE.

368
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,669
YOU LIKE THE WAY
THIS SOUNDS, HUH ?

369
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,239
BUT THE GUY GOES IF
I WANTED MY FOOD STAMPS

370
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,506
I SHOULD HAVE
BEEN ON TIME,

371
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,275
SO HE SAID I HAD
TO CALL THE SOCIAL WORKER,

372
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,709
BUT SHE'S OUT
ALL WEEK.

373
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,912
ANYWAY MY FRIEND'S HERE,
SO I'M GONNA GO RIGHT NOW.

374
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,281
'BYE.

375
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,219
WE SHOULD GET
NICOLE SOME TOYS.

376
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,388
THAT TOP IS
KID SAFE.

377
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,492
BUT YEAH, SHE NEEDS
SOME NEW TOYS.

378
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,694
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU GOT FOOD STAMPS.

379
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,429
YEAH.

380
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,565
THEY'RE FROM BEFORE
I WAS WORKING AT THE CLUB.

381
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,169
I CAN AFFORD FOOD
OF COURSE--

382
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,503
IT'S JUST IF I GET
THE FOOD STAMPS

383
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,606
THEN I CAN SAVE THE CASH
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

384
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,944
HEY, YOU OKAY ?

385
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,581
I DON'T WANT
NICOLE TO SEE ME CRY.

386
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,191
IT'S JUST I'M A LITTLE
FREAKED OUT LATELY

387
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,626
BECAUSE I'M
COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED,

388
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:50,197
I THINK IT'S
BECAUSE I HAVE LUPUS.

389
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,365
OH, SHIT,
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?

390
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,535
IT'S CAUSED
BY LEAKING IMPLANTS.

391
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,937
SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE
ONE OF 'EM RUPTURED

392
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,574
AND NOW THERE'S LIKE POISON
SILICONE ROAMING AROUND MY BODY.

393
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,512
OH JEEZ.

394
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,982
DID YOU
SEE A DOCTOR ?

395
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,652
NOT YET, NOT YET.

396
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,556
OH MY GOD, SOPHIA, HEY,
LISTEN, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.

397
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,724
ALRIGHT ?

398
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,594
MAYBE WE SHOULD,
MAYBE WE SHOULD PRAY ?

399
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,063
RICO, I DON'T NEED PRAYER,
I NEED SURGERY !

400
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,465
MEDICAL SURGERY !

401
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,066
PLUS IF I GET ONE BOOB DONE,
THEY'RE NOT GONNA MATCH

402
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,535
SO I HAVE TO GET THEM
BOTH RE-DONE,

403
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,037
WHICH IS LIKE
FIVE GRAND...

404
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,373
( crying )

405
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:38,177
UNLESS YOU PUT THE PAYMENT PLAN,
WHICH IS LIKE $1,500 DEPOSIT.

406
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,154
I'M NOT ASKING YOU
FOR THE MONEY.

407
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,922
GOD, I SHOULD HAVE
NEVER TOLD YOU !

408
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,641
IF I WERE TO GIVE YOU
THE $1,500 FOR THE DEPOSIT,

409
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:13,480
DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU CAN,
YOU KNOW, PAY ME BACK ?

410
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:20,653
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I COULD GET
$1,500 IN A CHUNK LIKE THAT.

411
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,922
WELL, YOU COULD PAY ME BACK
WHATEVER YOU HAVE,

412
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,591
WHENEVER YOU
HAVE IT...

413
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,499
I'LL JUST
GIVE YOU THE MONEY.

414
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,904
OH MY GOD,
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?

415
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,673
( laughing )

416
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,512
MY ANGEL.

417
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,615
NICOLE, GOD
SENT US AN ANGEL.

418
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,437
YOU HAVE
A GREAT LIFE.

419
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,139
THANKS.

420
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,408
DO I NEED
A COASTER ?

421
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,044
NO, YOU CAN
PUT IT ANYWHERE.

422
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:22,882
AH, OKAY, SO, THIS IS THE BOOK
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

423
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,851
HIS NAME IS
THICH NHAT HAHN.

424
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:30,757
AND HE SAYS THAT IT ALL STARTS
WITH LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE.

425
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,994
SO, IF I READ THIS BOOK,
I'LL BE HAPPY ?

426
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,297
IT'S NOT
THAT SIMPLE.

427
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,066
( laughing )

428
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,302
SO WHAT IS IT ?

429
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:47,006
YOU SEEM TO BE HAPPY,
YOU OUGHTTA KNOW.

430
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,442
OH, GOD, WELL...

431
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,345
UM, I DON'T KNOW
I GUESS FOR ME,

432
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,449
IT ALL STARTED WITH
MY DIVORCE, ACTUALLY.

433
00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:00,653
AND THEN, MAKING THE DECISION
TO BE A STAY-AT-HOME MOM.

434
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,222
I MEAN IT'S HARD,
NOT WORKING.

435
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,493
BUT I LOVE BEING
WITH JADEN, SO...

436
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,562
WHEN SHE'S NOT
WITH HER NANNIES ?

437
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,600
OKAY, ONE IS A NANNY AND
THE OTHER IS A HOUSEKEEPER.

438
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,667
OKAY.

439
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:26,779
SO THIS, IS THIS WHAT
YOU WANTED YOUR LIFE TO BE ?

440
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,782
THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER
THAN I EXPECTED.

441
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,821
IT SMELLS
SO GOOD IN HERE.

442
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:39,992
THICH NHAT HAHN.

443
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,227
( laughing )

444
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,629
RIGHT.

445
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,441
THAT FIREPLACE WORK ?

446
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,779
YEAH.

447
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,165
IT'S OKAY...

448
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,169
WHAT'S OKAY ?

449
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,520
( male )
ALRIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS.

450
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,190
( buzzer )

451
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,666
WELL, ABOUT
FUCKING TIME !

452
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,334
EVERYBODY KEPT
ASKING ME,

453
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,536
WHEN ARE CLAIRE
AND ANITA GETTING HERE ?

454
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,905
AND I SAID,
HOW THE FUCK DID I KNOW ?

455
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,775
HOW 'BOUT IT,
MY LADIES ?

456
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:06,879
YOU'RE QUITE
THE HOST.

457
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:11,183
EVERYTHING I DO,
I DO FOR YOU.

458
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,785
DOES HE HAVE
A LIGHTER ?

459
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,753
I'VE GOT FIRE.

460
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,756
GO, YOUR SERENE
HOTNESS.

461
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,825
( laughing )

462
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,463
( coughing )

463
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,432
BETTER NOW.

464
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,467
ME, ME.

465
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:33,372
BETTER NOT BE YOU,
RUSSELL.

466
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,607
HEY YOU.

467
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,175
HEY, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN HERE ?

468
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,409
TOO LONG.

469
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,612
HEY, I LIKE YOUR SKIRT,
DID YOU MAKE IT ?

470
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,313
MAYBE I DID.

471
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,049
YOU ARE SO TALENTED.

472
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,019
GIMME SOME OF THAT.

473
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:52,725
( rap music )

474
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:59,799
* OH, FROGGY WENT A COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE *

475
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:04,436
* OH, FROGGY WENT A COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE *

476
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:08,975
* FROGGY WENT A COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE *

477
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:14,681
* WITH A SWORD AND PISTOL
BY HIS SIDE *

478
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,518
UGH, THIS
ALWAYS HAPPENS,

479
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,253
I GET STONED AND THEN
I'M LOCKED IN THIS PRISON.

480
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,757
WHAT, YOU'RE
PARANOID ?

481
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,927
PLEASE, NO ONE
THINKS ANYTHING BAD.

482
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,963
YOU'RE LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL
FAIR-SKINNED UNTOUCHABLE

483
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,464
ART PRINCESS.

484
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,400
MISS MOUSY !

485
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,069
NO, NOT SO MUCH PARANOID,

486
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:40,239
BUT MORE LIKE I'D RATHER CHOOSE
TO JUST BE THIS OBSERVER.

487
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:44,677
BECAUSE FOR ONE, I KNOW THAT IF
I FEEL ANY VIBE ABOUT ANY GUY

488
00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,880
I SHOULD KNOW IT MEANS
RED FLAG, RED FLAG !

489
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:52,451
AND BEYOND THAT
I BASICALLY HATE EVERYONE,

490
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,854
I HATE HER.

491
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,123
AND HER.

492
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,392
AND THAT GUY WITH
THE FUCKING BOY SCOUT JACKET,

493
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,894
LIKE, IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE IRONIC ?

494
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:05,965
YEAH, I WOULD SAY MORE
MISANTHROPE THAN PARANOID.

495
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:11,137
YEAH, BUT I AM ALSO SO TIRED
OF HATING EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW ?

496
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,538
I MEAN, TRULY.

497
00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:16,475
* OH, FROGGY WENT A COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE *

498
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,446
* WITH A SWORD
AND PISTOL *

499
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:25,685
* WITH A SWORD
AND PISTOL *

500
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,589
CHECK ONE, TWO.

501
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,524
PEOPLE, FOCUS !

502
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,461
THE PERSON ON STAGE
NEEDS TO BE LOOKED AT.

503
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,729
HEY.

504
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,199
ARE YOU INCREDIBLY
STONED ?

505
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:41,500
NO.

506
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,135
DOES SHE DO THIS KIND
OF THING A LOT ?

507
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,971
ALL THE TIME.

508
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:48,941
I MISS YOU.

509
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,609
SHUT IT.

510
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,611
... THE GREAT AMERICAN
ART SCHOOL POSEUR

511
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,714
JERK-OFF EXTRAVAGANZA.

512
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,683
( laughing )

513
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,051
ANYONE NEAR THE STAGE,
WE CALL THAT THE SPLASH ZONE,

514
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,753
SO YOU MAY WANT
TO STAND BACK.

515
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,089
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR DRY CLEANING BILLS.

516
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:05,324
YEAH, BABY.

517
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,093
( male )
YEAH, BABY.

518
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,260
JESUS CHRIST.

519
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,429
GOD, THIS GIRL'S
DING-DONG OUT OF HER MIND.

520
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:11,731
YEAH, BABY !

521
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:15,401
YOU'RE THE
ONLY GIRL HERE.

522
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:18,738
YEAH, BABY,
YEAH, BABY !

523
00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:21,841
I WISH I HAD
MY CAMERA.

524
00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:28,280
YEAH BABY, YEAH BABY, YEAH BABY,
YEAH BABY, YEAH BABY...

525
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,883
YES, YES, YES, YEAH !

526
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,686
( knocking )

527
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,789
PLEASE ENTER.

528
00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,426
WELL.

529
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,894
HELLO.

530
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:42,995
MRS...

531
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,130
RUTH.

532
00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,065
ARTHUR, I HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.

533
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,266
PLEASE.

534
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:50,436
WHAT WE HAD WAS VERY SPECIAL,
BUT IT'S IN THE PAST.

535
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,772
WE CAN'T CONTINUE
TO HOLD GRUDGES

536
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,440
AND BE ANGRY
WITH ONE ANOTHER.

537
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,508
I HOLD NO GRUDGES
WITH YOU.

538
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:59,946
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU...
APPEAR SO HAPPY.

539
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,181
ARTHUR, THIS
HAS TO STOP !

540
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,350
I KNOW THAT YOU
SENT US THE FECES BOX

541
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,886
AND THE FECES
GIFT BASKET !

542
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:07,987
RUTH !

543
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:12,725
DO YOU KNOW HOW HORRIFIED
I AM THAT YOU THINK

544
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:16,095
I COULD COMMIT
AN ACT SO HEINOUS ?

545
00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:20,800
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
AT ALL, DO YOU ?

546
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,269
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE
FRUSTRATED, ARTHUR,

547
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,472
SITTING IDLY BY AS GEORGE
AND I FALL DEEPER AND DEEPER

548
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:27,940
IN LOVE EACH DAY.

549
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,609
BUT WE HAD OUR CHANCE,
WE HAD OUR TIME--

550
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:31,878
WE NEVER
HAD A CHANCE !

551
00:28:31,978 --> 00:28:34,947
SO YOU ARE
HARBORING FEELINGS !

552
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:38,450
I DO HARBOR FEELINGS.

553
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,553
I'M HUMAN.

554
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,924
AND I'M A MAN.

555
00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:48,060
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD KNOW THAT.

556
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,063
BUT I WOULD NEVER SEND
THOSE THINGS TO YOU.

557
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,399
I COULD NEVER
SEND YOU...

558
00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,334
POO.

559
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:57,736
EVER !

560
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:01,908
I WISH I COULD
BELIEVE YOU.

561
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,177
I WISH YOU COULD TOO.

562
00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,216
NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

563
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,869
( frogs croaking )

564
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:39,445
* I KEEP MY BUTTERFLY CLOSE WHEN
YOU DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED *

565
00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:43,749
* DON'T COME WAKING ME UP,
'CAUSE I AIN'T GIVING YOU NADA *

566
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:47,920
* 'CAUSE I GOT ME A TOY
AND IT WORKS FOR ME *

567
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,457
* AND IT LASTS LONGER
THAN THE BATTERY *

568
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,192
* SO YOU BEST
BELIEVE THAT *

569
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,228
* A TOY,
EVERY GIRL MUST HAVE A TOY *

570
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,730
* THE WAY
IT MAKE YOU FEEL *

571
00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:02,168
* EVERY GIRL
MUST HAVE A TOY *

572
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,838
* A TOY,
EVERY GIRL MUST HAVE A TOY *

573
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,573
THIS THE LINE ?

574
00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,108
YEAH.

575
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:13,645
( moaning )

576
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,182
* I USED TO WISH
THAT YOU WOULD LOVE ME *

577
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:20,419
* AND FANTASIZE
ON HOW WE USED TO BE *

578
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:25,557
* UNTIL I DISCOVERED
SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOU *

579
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:30,562
* I DON'T NEED,
NO NEED... *

580
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,731
SO, THIS COURSE I'M TAKING,
RECOVERY FROM MADNESS ?

581
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,167
THE WOMAN WHO
TEACHES IT WAS ACTUALLY,

582
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,768
OR IS BIPOLAR.

583
00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,371
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
BIPOLAR TO GET IN ?

584
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,040
YEAH, IT HELPS.

585
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,942
ANYWAY, SHE WROTE
THIS INCREDIBLE BOOK,

586
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:46,078
EXPLAINING WHAT IT FEELS LIKE,
SHE'S KIND OF A PIONEER.

587
00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,148
OH.

588
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,150
OH, HERE.

589
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,553
THANK YOU.

590
00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,822
DON'T THANK ME.

591
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,458
I COULD WAIT ON YOU
HAND AND FOOT ALL DAY.

592
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:00,826
I'M SERIOUS.

593
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:04,630
IT WOULD MAKE ME
A VERY HAPPY MAN.

594
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:08,634
SO, YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT WHEN
I WAS PUTTING ON THAT CONDOM--

595
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:11,137
OH LISTEN, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO EXPLAIN.

596
00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,239
I SHOULD JUST GO BACK ON THE
PILL AND IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

597
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:16,342
NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW,
I USED TO THINK THAT

598
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,978
I HAD, LIKE, A PROBLEM
STAYING HARD OR WHATEVER.

599
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:20,947
HEY, NO,
IT'S OKAY, REALLY.

600
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:26,252
NO, THEN I REALIZED THAT
I'M TOTALLY HARD WHEN I--

601
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:30,889
YOU KNOW LIKE
WHEN PEOPLE ROLE--

602
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,361
I REALLY LIKE THAT DYNAMIC
WHEN LIKE ONE PERSON IS BOSS,

603
00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:39,131
AND THE OTHER PERSON IS
SORT OF LIKE MORE DOMINANT

604
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,101
OR THE OTHER PERSON
IS A LITTLE MORE SUB--

605
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,870
I'M NOT EXPLAINING
THIS VERY WELL.

606
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:48,840
NO, YOU'RE
EXPLAINING IT FINE.

607
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,376
IT'S ACTUALLY--

608
00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,011
YOU DON'T NEED
TO EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE.

609
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,445
YOU KNOW, LOOK, I KNOW
EVERYONE HAS THEIR THING.

610
00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,448
I'VE KNOWN PROSTITUTES
AND DOMINATRIXES.

611
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,317
I'VE BEEN TO SEX CLUBS
AND LEATHER CLUBS

612
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,452
AND I'VE HEARD OF GUYS
WHO CAN ONLY CUM IF A GIRL IS,

613
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,955
I DON'T KNOW,
SITTING ON A BALLOON,

614
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:06,225
I WROTE THIS WHOLE EROTIC
NOVELLA ABOUT A GIRL WHO--

615
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:11,763
I WAS HOPING THAT
WE COULD BE--

616
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:12,831
WE CAN BE ANYTHING--

617
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,134
I WAS HOPING THAT...

618
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:18,170
WE...

619
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,807
COULD HAVE NORMAL SEX.

620
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,011
LIKE NORMAL SEX ?

621
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,113
YEAH, NORMAL SEX.

622
00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,481
THE WAY NORMAL
PEOPLE DO IT.

623
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,883
I MEAN, NORMAL PEOPLE
HAVE SEX, RIGHT ?

624
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,352
YEAH.
YEAH, I PRESUME SO.

625
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,920
THEY DON'T TURN IT
ALL INTO SOME FANTASY,

626
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,156
OR GET DRUNK OR SMOKE POT
TO MAKE IT INTERESTING.

627
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,258
WE CAN SMOKE POT,
I CAN GET POT--

628
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:41,293
NO, I DON'T WANT
TO SMOKE POT.

629
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,729
I SMOKED SO MUCH POT
IT WAS...

630
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:47,299
IT MADE ME... ME.

631
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:51,970
NOW ALL THOSE THINGS JUST
SEEM LIKE AN ESCAPE FROM SEX.

632
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:57,576
ALRIGHT WELL, I'LL PUT SOME
THOUGHT INTO EXPLORING

633
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,378
MY NORMAL SIDE.

634
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,414
OH, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WAS SAYING.

635
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:06,052
BUT ANYWAY, LOOK,
I SHOULD GO TO BED.

636
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:09,321
I'VE GOT
CLASS TOMORROW.

637
00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,091
SO, I'M GOING HOME ?

638
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,360
IF YOU NEED TO.

639
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,663
YEAH.

640
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,273
( door opening
and closing )

641
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,811
YUCK.

642
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:34,846
SPINNIES.

643
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,882
ARE YOU GONNA
BARF IN MY BED ?

644
00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:38,984
NAH.

645
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,153
'CAUSE I CAN
GET A GARBAGE CAN

646
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,821
AND PUT IT NEXT
TO YOU IF YOU WANT.

647
00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:44,423
NAH.

648
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:53,299
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DRANK SO MUCH
AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FUN.

649
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:58,070
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MADE OUT WITH RUSSELL.

650
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:03,175
HE'S A REALLY
GOOD KISSER.

651
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,778
YEAH.

652
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:18,990
SO, IS EDIE, LIKE,
FULL-TIME LESBIAN

653
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,527
OR IS SHE JUST LIKE
ART SCHOOL BI-GIRL ?

654
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,195
NOPE.

655
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:27,166
HARD CORE LIKE,
TOTALLY LESBIAN FEMINIST.

656
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,640
IS SHE GOING OUT
WITH THAT GIRL ?

657
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,576
THAT RED-HAIRED GIRL
WITH THE WIFE BEATER ?

658
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,781
YOU OKAY, ANITA ?

659
00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:46,718
MAYBE I COULD
USE THAT GARBAGE CAN.

660
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:51,190
( moaning )

661
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,551
( music )

662
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,299
( dog barking )

663
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,871
( baby crying )

664
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,489
( knocking )

665
00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:33,592
ARTHUR ?

666
00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,942
"TO THE WONDERFUL
FISHER FAMILY.

667
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:54,613
"I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT,
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY,

668
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,815
"I AM RESIGNING FROM
FISHER AND DIAZ

669
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,651
"AS WELL AS RELEASING TENANCY OF
MY ROOM IN THE FISHER RESIDENCE.

670
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:03,021
"I NO LONGER FEEL COMFORTABLE
IN THESE SURROUNDINGS.

671
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,090
BEST, ARTHUR."

672
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,292
WHO'S ARTHUR ?

673
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,826
WHO ARE YOU ?

674
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,061
THIS IS
MY FRIEND, ANITA.

675
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:12,398
THAT'S MY BROTHER,
DAVID.

676
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,933
AND THIS IS
MY BROTHER, NATE.

677
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,168
HI.

678
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,037
HEY.

679
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,172
ARTHUR QUIT.

680
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,376
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

681
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,278
WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED ?

682
00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:27,245
I JUST BOUGHT HIM
A SUIT.

683
00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,914
WELL, I GOTTA GO.

684
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,082
I HAVE TO TAKE MAYA OVER TO HER
NEW FRIEND JADEN'S HOUSE...

685
00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,018
FOR A PLAY DATE.

686
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,320
OH, COOL.

687
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:37,689
NO, LEAVE, MAYA HAS PLACES
TO BE, I'LL BE FINE.

688
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,891
I DIDN'T KNOW TWO-YEAR-OLDS
HAD LIKE, ACTUAL FRIENDSHIPS.

689
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:42,461
YEAH, THEY MET AT MOMMY N' ME,
THEY REALLY HIT IT OFF.

690
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:45,831
OH, WHERE'S ALL YOUR
GARAGE SALE STUFF ?

691
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:48,834
I DON'T HAVE ANY.

692
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:52,438
LOOK, EVERYTHING
I HAVE, I NEED.

693
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,646
DON'T ASK.

694
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:03,014
I WONDER IF ARTHUR LEFT
BECAUSE HE FELT PRESSURED,

695
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,251
LIKE KEITH AND I WERE TRYING TO
WELCOME-WAGON HIM INTO GAYLAND.

696
00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:08,420
GAYLAND ?

697
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,522
PLEASE, ARTHUR HAD
A THING WITH MOM.

698
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,224
IN FACT I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY WERE FUCKBUDDIES.

699
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,760
WHOA.

700
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,495
ARTHUR AND MOM ?

701
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,530
YEAH, SHE WAS
VERY VAGUE ABOUT IT,

702
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,066
BUT I KNOW
SOMETHING WENT ON.

703
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:22,968
UGH !

704
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,703
OKAY, SCOTT, I'M PUTTING YOU
OUT IN THE AUDIENCE,

705
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,505
IN CASE SOME FREAK
HAS GOTTEN IN.

706
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,306
KEITH, I'M MAKING YOU
THE DESIGNATED FOR CELESTE.

707
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,308
GOT IT.

708
00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,611
I WANT YOU TO PARK IT
OUTSIDE OF HER DRESSING ROOM,

709
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,880
AND DO NOT LET ANYBODY IN
EXCEPT FOR THE RABBI AND LAWYER.

710
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,281
JUST THOSE
TWO GUYS, CHECK.

711
00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:38,817
NO, THEY'RE
THE SAME GUY.

712
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,620
COPY THAT.

713
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,022
FRED, I THINK I'VE ALREADY
MADE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR.

714
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,256
YES.

715
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:48,994
YES.

716
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:51,663
NO, I'M FINE DOING THE CRAPPY
KID'S CHOICE AWARDS,

717
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:53,699
BUT I WILL NOT PRESENT
WITH HILLARY FUCKING DUFF.

718
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:56,535
THERE HAS
TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.

719
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,170
C'MON, THINK A LITTLE
HARDER THAN THAT.

720
00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,139
THE OLSEN TWINS ?

721
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,809
WHAT, IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY ?

722
00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,992
( phone ringing )

723
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,594
( beep )

724
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,931
HI, IT'S ME...

725
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,098
I MISS YOU.

726
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,635
WHERE ARE YOU ?

727
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:40,679
HI.

728
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:41,279
HELLO.

729
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:41,913
HOW YOU DOING ?

730
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:42,814
GOOD.

731
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:43,749
SHE IN THERE ?

732
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:44,783
I BELIEVE SO.

733
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:45,551
OKAY.

734
00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:46,485
UH...

735
00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,753
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO ALLOW ANYBODY IN.

736
00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,521
OH, I UNDERSTAND,
BUT I'M ELLEN.

737
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,057
IT'S MY SHOW, SO--

738
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:53,459
RIGHT.

739
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,994
I'M NOT A THREAT.

740
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,429
THAT'S A PRETTY BLOUSE.

741
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,731
THAT DOESN'T
SOUND MANLY.

742
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:00,666
NICE SHIRT.

743
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,701
IS THAT MAUVE
OR MAUVE ?

744
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,169
YEAH.

745
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:05,003
PRETTY.

746
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,371
THANK YOU.EXCUSE.

747
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:08,339
CELESTE.

748
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,941
HI, I'M ELLEN.

749
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,109
I KNOW THAT !

750
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,778
WELL...

751
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,820
IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN IS
ENCASED IN THIS FLUID

752
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,491
AND IF I MOVE THEN THE FLUID
MOVES AND MY BRAIN KILLS.

753
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:28,293
OR IT COULD
BE ENCEPHALITIS.

754
00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,962
HERE, TRY MY SODA.

755
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,598
LOOKS LIKE
YOU SOLD MY TV.

756
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:35,433
OH, YEAH, I GOT 50 !

757
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:38,504
YOUR LITTLE BOYS
ARE SO CUTE !

758
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:40,371
THE BIG ONE LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE HIS DADDY !

759
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:41,707
YEAH, HIS DADDY'S JUST
GONNA BUY SOME MORE JUNK

760
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,442
AND WE'RE GONNA SPEND
THE 50 WE JUST MADE.

761
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:48,780
... Control Freaks
is the movie.

762
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,849
And Colin Farrell
who she's just friends with.

763
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:54,452
I am, we're just friends,
he's really sweet though.

764
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:55,854
Whatever you say.

765
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:59,057
And so let's talk
a little bit about the CD.

766
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,792
"Me Here Now".

767
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:01,860
"Me Here Now".

768
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,961
"Me Here Now".

769
00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,830
And is it Me comma,
Here comma, Now ?

770
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:08,166
No, Me period,
Here period, Now.

771
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,434
Exclamation.

772
00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,537
Exclamation,
it is strong.

773
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,705
It's about me
being here right now.

774
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,074
I mean, I want all my fans,
all the girls out there

775
00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:18,510
to know that the most important
thing is to be yourself

776
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,378
and to be here...

777
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,847
Now.

778
00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,550
That's right.

779
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,484
And this is who
you are in the now.

780
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:29,054
But if you were someone
different say yesterday

781
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,323
or even tomorrow that's
still who you are, it's now.

782
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:35,561
Although it was before
or maybe later,

783
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:38,630
but it's you
in the then.

784
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:41,399
Uh-huh, and it comes out
in two weeks.

785
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,003
( moaning )

786
00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:00,586
( laughing )

787
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:07,158
( heavy breathing )

788
00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:12,397
OH MY GOD,
CREEPY COLIN FARRELL

789
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:13,665
JUST LEFT ME ANOTHER
CREEPY MESSAGE,

790
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:16,501
CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT ?

791
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,469
YOU KNOW, LEGALLY ?

792
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,138
WELL, I GUESS--

793
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:21,773
KEITH, DID YOU USE THE BATHROOM
IN CELESTE'S DRESSING ROOM ?

794
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,443
YEAH, BUT THAT'S WHEN
SHE WAS DOING THE SHOW.

795
00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,412
NO ONE WAS AROUND
SO I THOUGHT--

796
00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:29,480
YEAH, DUDE,
IT'S NOT COOL, OKAY ?

797
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,349
OKAY, I'M SORRY.

798
00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:34,152
YOU DO NOT USE
THE CLIENT'S CAN EVER.

799
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:35,721
GOT IT.

800
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:43,061
I THINK I KNOW WHO
SENT US THE, THE--

801
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,996
THE SHIT ?

802
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,097
YES, THE SHIT.

803
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,866
I BELIEVE
IT WAS ARTHUR.

804
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,268
ARTHUR ?

805
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:54,272
GEORGE, ARTHUR QUIT TODAY
AFTER I CONFRONTED HIM.

806
00:42:54,372 --> 00:42:57,042
AND, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW
THAT ARTHUR AND I ONCE HAD...

807
00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,409
SOMETHING.

808
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:00,578
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

809
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:02,914
NO NEED.

810
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,617
IT'S NONE OF
MY BUSINESS.

811
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:08,654
BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
SOMEONE YOU'D BE ATTRACTED TO.

812
00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,789
WELL, IT WASN'T...

813
00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:12,991
IT WASN'T
A RELATIONSHIP.

814
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:16,161
BUT WE DID CARE DEEPLY
FOR ONE ANOTHER,

815
00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,330
WE UNDERSTOOD ONE ANOTHER,
WE HAD SIMILAR INTERESTS.

816
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:20,498
SIMILAR INTERESTS ?

817
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,701
LIKE SEX ?

818
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:24,736
NO, NO, IT WASN'T
LIKE THAT.

819
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:27,238
WE HAD OUR
OWN LANGUAGE.

820
00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:29,607
WE NUZZLED.

821
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:31,643
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.

822
00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:34,079
THE WAY
HORSES NUZZLE.

823
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,414
LIKE A HEAD... RUBBING.

824
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:37,983
A HEAD BUTTING.

825
00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,687
YOU BUTTED HEADS ?

826
00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,755
OH, YOU MAKE IT
SOUND SO SORDID !

827
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,858
LOOK, WE DID THIS...

828
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:50,328
( laughing )

829
00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:52,363
STOP IT,
IT WAS QUITE LOVELY.

830
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,933
IT WASN'T FUNNY.

831
00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,404
YES, MAYBE
WE WERE A LITTLE CRAZY.

832
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:04,009
IT'S CALLED
A FOLIE A DEUX.

833
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:08,479
TWO PEOPLE CONFUSING
A MOMENTARY INSANITY FOR LOVE.

834
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,882
IS THAT WHAT
IT'S CALLED ?

835
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,050
MMM-HMM.

836
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,185
( laughing )

837
00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:30,301
( sighing )

838
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,149
OH--

839
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:47,886
OH, I'M SORRY, JADEN AND I
HAVE TO GO MEET SOME PEOPLE

840
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:49,755
AT THE GROVE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

841
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:51,389
NO, IT'S FINE,
I JUST THOUGHT--

842
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,258
HEY...

843
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:54,760
DID YOU GET
MY BED ALL WET ?

844
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,594
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE COMING BACK.

845
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,529
I WISH.

846
00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:01,332
WELL, IF YOU WANT, MAYA AND I
COULD STAY HERE WITH THE NANNY.

847
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:02,768
I COULD POP
IN A MOVIE FOR HER

848
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:04,135
AND WE COULD BE WAITING
WHEN YOU GET BACK.

849
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,472
( laughing )

850
00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:09,574
YOU'RE FUNNY.

851
00:45:09,674 --> 00:45:15,046
GOD, THESE SHEETS
FEEL SO GOOD.

852
00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,683
I'VE NEVER FELT
ANYTHING LIKE THEM.

853
00:45:18,784 --> 00:45:20,151
WHERE ARE
THEY FROM ?

854
00:45:22,788 --> 00:45:24,189
UM...

855
00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:27,358
I NEED YOU
TO LEAVE.

856
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,732
RIGHT.

857
00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:44,109
SO IT'S THAT EASY ?

858
00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,443
WHAT IS ?

859
00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:48,113
I MEAN, HOW ARE PEOPLE
SUPPOSED TO DO THIS, EXACTLY ?

860
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,784
SO NOW WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED
TO JUST AVOID THAT PARTICULAR

861
00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,385
MOMMY AND ME CLASS ?

862
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,787
OR WHAT, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA SEND YOUR NANNY

863
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,222
SO YOU CAN AVOID
LOOKING AT ME ?

864
00:45:57,322 --> 00:45:58,223
AND SEEING ME ?

865
00:45:58,323 --> 00:45:59,791
AND SEEING WHAT
I THOUGHT I SAW IN YOU ?

866
00:46:00,892 --> 00:46:02,994
AND SO I JUST
CEASE TO EXIST.

867
00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:06,965
AND SO DO YOU.

868
00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:11,870
NATE ?

869
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:13,771
ARE YOU OKAY ?

870
00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:17,142
I'M SORRY, I DON'T
KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS.

871
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,047
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE,
WE'LL GO.

872
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,019
OKAY, I'LL WAIT
FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

873
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,528
( sighing )

874
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:45,971
OH GOD.

875
00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:15,266
YOU GOT IN TROUBLE ?

876
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,802
WHAT, DID YOU ASK FOR HER
AUTOGRAPH OR SOMETHING ?

877
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:19,237
OR LOOK HER
IN THE EYE ?

878
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,638
NO, WORSE.

879
00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,874
I PEED IN HER JOHN.

880
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,110
WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE
ON THE TOILET SEAT ?

881
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:26,511
NO.

882
00:47:26,611 --> 00:47:27,913
I LIFTED
THE TOILET SEAT.

883
00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:29,714
I JUST USED
THE SAME TOILET
SHE DID.

884
00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,782
WHICH APPARENTLY
IS A MAJOR FAUX PAS.

885
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:35,286
WELL, IF IT HELPS,
MY DAY SUCKED, TOO.

886
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,621
ARTHUR QUIT.

887
00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:38,389
YEAH, I'M IN HELL

888
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:41,592
AND I'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE HOME
IN TIME FOR DINNER AGAIN.

889
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,462
SO WHERE'S YOUR
OTHER BROTHER ?

890
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:48,133
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER NOW ?

891
00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:50,801
I JUST ASKED
WHERE HE WAS.

892
00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,804
GOD, IF NO ONE
BUYS THIS STUFF

893
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,107
I AM NOT DRAGGING IT
BACK UPSTAIRS.

894
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,944
I'M JUST NOT
FEELING THIS

895
00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:01,112
LIKE HIPPY DIPPY PAISLEY CRAP
ANYMORE, YOU KNOW ?

896
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:05,083
IT'S LIKE, SUDDENLY
I JUST FEEL MODERN AND SIMPLE

897
00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:08,186
AND I JUST WANT LIKE
WHITE PLASTIC FURNITURE.

898
00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:14,892
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRASH
ALL THE SHIT YOU DON'T WANT ?

899
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:15,961
OR TAKE IT
TO THE THRIFT STORE.

900
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,663
YEAH, OR BURN IT.

901
00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:19,830
( laughing )

902
00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:22,500
YEAH.

903
00:48:24,769 --> 00:48:26,437
YEAH.

904
00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:28,473
HEY, MOM !

905
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:31,009
HEY, MOM, WHY DON'T WE JUST
BURN WHAT'S LEFT OVER ?

906
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:34,579
WE CAN'T, SOME OF
THIS STUFF IS VALUABLE.

907
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,214
SURE YOU WANNA
SAVE THIS ?

908
00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:39,617
THAT WAS
ARTHUR'S POUCH.

909
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:41,386
A COUPLE
PENNIES IN IT.

910
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,156
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT,
CLAIRE.

911
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:47,325
LET'S BURN IT,
LET'S BURN IT ALL.

912
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:53,398
I MISSED YOU.

913
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,333
YOU WERE SO FAR AWAY.

914
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:58,236
ALL THE WAY ACROSS
THE COURTYARD.

915
00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:03,074
IT WAS NICE KNOWING
WHERE YOU WERE

916
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,942
EVEN WHEN
WE WEREN'T TALKING.

917
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,145
WERE WE NOT TALKING ?

918
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:10,715
NOT OFFICIALLY,
I GUESS.

919
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,788
SO THIS QUESTION
OF NORMAL SEX.

920
00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,257
I KNOW,
IT IS SO SILLY.

921
00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:22,127
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I SAID IT.

922
00:49:22,227 --> 00:49:23,594
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

923
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:27,832
I THINK I JUST WANTED SO MUCH
TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME,

924
00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:29,200
AND I THOUGHT--

925
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,169
FUNNY, 'CAUSE THE MORE
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

926
00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,871
THE MORE NORMAL SEX JUST
KINDA SEEMED LIKE...

927
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:37,408
YOU KNOW, BAD SEX.

928
00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:40,011
I KNOW.

929
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:46,117
I THINK IDEALLY SEX
FOR ME SHOULD BE THIS...

930
00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:48,386
REVEALING, OF MYSELF...

931
00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:52,023
OURSELVES, MAYBE.

932
00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:58,396
I THINK THAT COULD
BE A LOVING THING, TOO.

933
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,366
RIGHT ?

934
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,000
MMM.

935
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:10,708
DON'T TAKE BRENDA APART AND JUST
SORT OF HAND ME THE GOOD STUFF.

936
00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:16,181
I WANT ALL THE STUFF,
EVEN THE BAD STUFF.

937
00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:21,419
( laughing )

938
00:50:22,953 --> 00:50:24,789
OH...

939
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,594
MMM...

940
00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,504
SO...

941
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,840
WHAT WAS IT...

942
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:45,176
THAT YOU WANTED TO SAY ?

943
00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:50,448
WELL...

944
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,486
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
I COULD WAIT ON YOU

945
00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:57,188
HAND AND FOOT ?

946
00:51:51,176 --> 00:51:55,079
* I'M ON A ROLL

947
00:51:55,180 --> 00:52:02,587
* I'M ON A ROLL
THIS TIME... *

948
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:27,212
WHAT'S THIS ?

949
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:35,853
YOU LOOK WEIRD.

950
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,560
HEY, CAN YOU
HOLD HER ?

951
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:45,730
DON'T LET HER GET
TOO CLOSE TO THE FIRE.

952
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,632
OKAY.

953
00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:39,284
MOM...

954
00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:42,152
I'M MOVING BACK
INTO THE HOUSE.

955
00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,454
OKAY.

956
00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,590
YOU CAN HAVE
ARTHUR'S ROOM.

957
00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:49,026
CAN I HAVE
THE COACH HOUSE THEN ?

958
00:53:49,126 --> 00:53:51,362
WELL...

959
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,498
I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

960
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:58,469
( music continues )

961
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:46,784
Captions Copyright 2004
HOME BOX OFFICE, INC.

962
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