1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:09,677 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,474 I DID. 3 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,742 NO. 4 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,479 I SWEAR, I WAS LIKE MAJORLY, 5 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:57,685 INTENSELY... WORKED UP, LIKE NEVER BEFORE. 6 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,521 TRUST ME, THAT'S SO NOT IT. 7 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,792 QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M THE NEW ZOO BABY. 8 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,194 I DID COME. 9 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,197 HONEY, THERE'S NO WAY. 10 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:12,032 I WAS THERE, REMEMBER ? 11 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:16,570 WAS NO FUNNY FACE, NO FUNNY NOISES, 12 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,941 YOU DIDN'T MELT INTO A SMOKING LITTLE PUDDLE OF CLAIRE... 13 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,844 YET. 14 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,046 THIS SUCKS. 15 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,114 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ? 16 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,416 NOTHING. 17 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,351 WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 18 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,986 YOU WAIT AND SEE, I'LL MAKE YOU SCREAM. 19 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,289 I HOPE SO. 20 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,159 GEORGE, COME TO CHURCH WITH ME. 21 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,962 AGNOSTICS DON'T USUALLY GO TO CHURCH, RUTH. 22 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,064 THAT'S PART OF THE APPEAL. 23 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,133 IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY TO BE THERE WITH YOU. 24 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:49,102 SWEETHEART, THIS IS MY DAY TO CATCH UP, 25 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,138 I GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO. 26 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,573 IT'S ONLY AN HOUR. 27 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,975 THEN YOU WON'T MISS ME FOR LONG. 28 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,045 MORNING, ALL. 29 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,380 HEY. 30 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,014 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ? 31 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,250 HOW ARE YOU ? 32 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,517 UH, ORANGE JUICE. 33 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:04,485 I'M GREAT. 34 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,488 WELL, MY STOMACH IS BURNING... 35 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,489 A LITTLE. 36 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,190 MAYBE TOO MUCH COFFEE. 37 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:11,892 OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU NEED WATER. 38 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,160 JUICE WOULD PRODUCE MORE ACID. 39 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,363 NO BODIES IN THE PREP ROOM. 40 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:17,698 YOU THINK DEATH SPARED LOS ANGELES LAST NIGHT ? 41 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,899 HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. 42 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,634 THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 43 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,636 I DON'T KNOW, I SHOULD BE HERE IN CASE WE GET A WALK-IN. 44 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:25,673 UH, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TODAY ? 45 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,575 I HAVE TO WORK 46 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:30,378 AND YOUR MOTHER'S GOT THE SPIRIT. 47 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:33,013 TO COME TO CHURCH WITH ME ? 48 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,448 YES, I'D LIKE THAT... 49 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,916 VERY MUCH. 50 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:36,984 I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. 51 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,552 HERE, DRINK YOUR WATER. 52 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,022 LAST CHANCE. 53 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:45,359 PRAY FOR ME. 54 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,834 MMM. 55 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:04,104 HELLO. 56 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,239 RICO... 57 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,242 YOU WERE SUCH A LOVER LAST NIGHT. 58 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,879 SO GOOD, MMM. 59 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:17,017 NO, IT WAS YOU. 60 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:23,957 MMM, MMM, MMM. 61 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:27,495 WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 62 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:32,833 IT'S LATE, YOU GOTTA GO HOME. 63 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,039 COñO, MAN, IT'S ALMOST 11. 64 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,642 JUST TELL YOUR WIFE YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE CAR. 65 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,244 SHE THREW ME OUT. 66 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,278 SHUT UP. 67 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,246 FOR REAL ? 68 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,948 YEAH, FOR REAL. 69 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,585 HMM. 70 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,357 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE SHE THINKS IS OUT THERE. 71 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,959 GIVE UP A MAN LIKE YOU ? 72 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:04,097 SHE'S FUCKED UP. 73 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:08,402 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HER. 74 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,576 HEY, I COULD STAY HERE FOR A WHILE, RIGHT ? 75 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,980 OH, I'M SORRY, BABY. 76 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,315 IT'S JUST THAT THIS APARTMENT IS SO SMALL 77 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,252 AND MY COUSINS, THEY VISIT ALL THE TIME, 78 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,720 THEY HAVE TO SLEEP OVER. 79 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,188 OH. 80 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,190 NO PROBLEM. 81 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,425 ( clearing throat ) 82 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,260 LOVE YOUR ENEMY. 83 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,795 TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. 84 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,898 WHAT COULD BE MORE SIMPLE OR MORE DIFFICULT ? 85 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,569 BUT THESE ARE THE TEACHINGS AT THE LIVING HEART 86 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:44,337 OF CHRIST'S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD. 87 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,708 WHEN PETER ASKED JESUS, "LORD, 88 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,310 "HOW OFT SHALL I FORGIVE MY BROTHER ? 89 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,879 SEVEN TIMES ?" 90 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,615 SEEMS LIKE A LOT, DOESN'T IT, SEVEN TIMES. 91 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:58,085 BUT JESUS SAID TO PETER, "NOT SEVEN TIMES, 92 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,988 BUT 70 TIMES SEVEN !" 93 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,256 WHOA. 94 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,992 DO THE MATH. 95 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,927 ( laughing ) 96 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,497 YOU STUPID HYPOCRITE ! 97 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,666 NO ! 98 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,740 HOW DOES IT FEEL ? 99 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,842 ( gunshot ) 100 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,546 SO IT IS OUR DAILY MISSION TO FIND THE CHRIST IN OURSELVES, 101 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,782 AND FORGIVE OUR ENEMIES... 102 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,318 HEARTBURN. 103 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:35,155 IT IS FORGIVENESS THAT EASES OUR SUFFERING. 104 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,030 ( panting ) 105 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,083 NICE RIDE. 106 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,557 GODDAMT. 107 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:12,826 ( playing horn ) 108 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,841 WHAT ? 109 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,144 LET'S GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 110 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,982 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ? 111 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,584 NORTH ? 112 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,351 WE COULD LEAVE TOMORROW AND-- 113 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,720 CAN'T. 114 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,388 I'M SCORING THE NEW JET LI MOVIE TOMORROW. 115 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,491 IT'S THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS ACTUALLY, 116 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,959 SO YOU'RE HARDLY GONNA SEE ME. 117 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,260 OH, WELL. 118 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,529 SORRY. 119 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,435 BUT AFTERWARDS, MAYBE. 120 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,972 CAMBRIA, CARMEL, MONTERREY... 121 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,008 WELL, THAT'D WORK. 122 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,584 IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN THE PAST, 123 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,885 AND YOU DON'T READ HISTORY, 124 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,954 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY COMPREHEND THE PRESENT ? 125 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,090 GEORGE, HISTORY IS NOT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, 126 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,993 HISTORY IS SOME STUPID WARMONGERING PATRIARCHAL IDEA 127 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,229 OF WHAT HAPPENED, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT. 128 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,297 I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING. 129 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,533 ANITA HERE THINKS THE STUDY OF FOSSILS IS FUTILE. 130 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,602 IN MY HUMBLE OPINION. 131 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,303 DAVE, WE'RE GETTING A BODY. 132 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,539 WHO, HOW, WHAT ? 133 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,541 I THINK YOU'VE FORGOTTEN PART OF YOUR OUTFIT, ANITA. 134 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,909 I WAS GONNA WEAR A T-SHIRT OVER, 135 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,711 THEN I WAS LIKE, AH, FUCK IT. 136 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,814 HE WAS SITTING IN THE DRIVEWAY IN THIS MINT '60s LINCOLN 137 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,515 WITH A PRE-NEED FORM FROM DAD 138 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,217 SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF THE DASH. 139 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,719 WHERE IS HE NOW ? 140 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,520 HE'S AT THE CORONER'S, BUT HE'S GONNA BE BACK SOON. 141 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,222 I THOUGHT YOUR DAY WAS GOING TO BE FILLED 142 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,557 WITH IMPORTANT ACTIVITIES. 143 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,959 THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR HEALTHY DEBATE. 144 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,126 WHAT DEBATE ? 145 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,461 I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG, GAME OVER. 146 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,796 ( laughing ) 147 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,130 RICO'S GONNA WORK ON HIM I'M GONNA BE THERE, 148 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,365 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- 149 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,299 I WANT TO. 150 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,968 I NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 151 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,904 HEY, MOM, CAN YOU LOOK AFTER MAYA FOR A LITTLE WHILE ? 152 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,641 THERE YOU GO. 153 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,109 THANKS, MOM. 154 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,445 BUT EVERYTHING WE ARE IS BUILT ON WHAT WENT BEFORE, 155 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,015 OUR FOUNDATION IS THE EARTH-- 156 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,284 CALIFORNIA'S MADE OF DUST, IT'S FALLING INTO THE OCEAN, 157 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,953 YOU CALL THAT A FOUNDATION ? 158 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,790 OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE, GERTRUDE AND ALICE. 159 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,357 OH, WELL, LOOK AT HER, 160 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,827 WERE WE SUPPOSED TO DRESS '80s AND NOBODY CALLED ? 161 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,595 TAKE A BREAK, LADIES. 162 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,898 CLAIRE, THE COACH HOUSE WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE 163 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,499 FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO GATHER. 164 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,001 DON'T WORRY, MOM, WE'RE LEAVING. 165 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,002 C'MON, ANITA. 166 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,805 KEEP UP, EDIE, THE '80s ARE BACK. 167 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,043 PRETTY FUNNY. 168 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,045 HILARIOUS. 169 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,752 THIS IS A $1,000 SUIT. 170 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,888 YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL. 171 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,157 SOMEBODY COULD HAVE SET HIM UP IN THE CAR AND RUN AWAY. 172 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:01,261 OR MAYBE HE DIED IN A COMPROMISING POSITION. 173 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,130 LIKE, YOU KNOW... 174 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,465 HE'S 80. 175 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,567 IT HAPPENS. 176 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,936 RICO, I'M TELLING YOU, 177 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,437 THIS GUY DROVE HIMSELF TO HIS OWN FUNERAL. 178 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,705 HI, IT'S ME. 179 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,806 HEY, YOU, WHAT'S UP ? 180 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,842 Oh, nothing, missed you. 181 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,176 WE HAVEN'T TALKED SINCE YESTERDAY. 182 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,278 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE TALKED THIS MORNING. 183 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,013 WE DID ? 184 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,815 Yeah, I called you before I left the hotel. 185 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:25,753 OH, YEAH, RIGHT, I SPACED, SORRY. 186 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,221 YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOURSELF. 187 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,689 NO, I'M FINE, IT'S JUST-- 188 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,893 BODIES ARE COMING IN LEFT AND RIGHT TODAY. 189 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,829 NATE, RICO, I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. 190 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,899 David, tell me the truth. 191 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,268 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THESE LONG-DISTANCE THINGS WORK. 192 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,335 NO, I GOTTA GO. 193 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,536 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, 194 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,637 or you call me. 195 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,840 I'M FINE, BE CAREFUL, BYE. 196 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,643 HE'S NOT FINE. 197 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,813 YOU THINK ? 198 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,915 RUSSELL'S SUPPOSED BE HERE. 199 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,784 IS HE BAILING ON THIS ? 200 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,018 HE'S ASLEEP. 201 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,586 I FUCKED HIM INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS. 202 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,521 YOU KNOW, IT REALLY COSTS A LOT OF MONEY 203 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,990 TO RENT CHAINSAWS. 204 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,758 AND IF WE ACCIDENTALLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE CHOP SOMEBODY UP, 205 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,593 THEY'LL TOTALLY SUE OUR ASS. 206 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,028 I'M NOT SAYING TO DO THAT EXACT THING-- 207 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,863 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO BRAINSTORM A DARK, EDGY-- 208 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,833 LIKE CONFRONTATIONAL CONCEPT, WHERE'S YOURS ? 209 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,502 I'M SORRY, ATTACKING WITH CHAINSAWS IS A TOTAL CLICHé. 210 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,004 MACHETES. 211 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,806 OKAY, CLAIRE, WE STAND AT THE ENTRANCE 212 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,707 WITH MASKS AND MACHETES, LIKE AN IMAGE OF MENACE. 213 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,676 MACHETES HAVE NO RESONANCE-- 214 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,912 FOR OUR CULTURE. 215 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,379 WHAT ARE YOU, CONJOINED TWINS ? 216 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,349 JESUS. 217 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,088 YOU SENT THE KIDS TO THE PARK WITH CASSIDY ? 218 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,191 VANESSA, I HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE THEM. 219 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,060 WELL, THEY DON'T NEED TO BE EXPOSED TO YOU, 220 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,962 WITH YOUR HOOCHIE MAMA, WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE'S BEEN. 221 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,797 IT WAS NEVER LIKE THAT, 222 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,632 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ? 223 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,067 I'LL SLEEP ON THE COUCH. 224 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,269 COME ON, WE CAN TALK TONIGHT, NOT FIGHT, TALK. 225 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,370 NO ! 226 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,805 HOW COULD YOU ? 227 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,740 ALL THAT TIME, COME HOME TO US AFTER SCREWING HER. 228 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,742 I NEVER SCREWED HER ! 229 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,144 NEVER UNTIL LAST NIGHT ! 230 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,511 UGH ! 231 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,980 I MEAN-- 232 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,317 YOUR MARRIAGE IS ON THE ROCKS AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ?! 233 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,253 YOU KICKED ME OUT INTO THE STREET ! 234 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,856 YES, I WENT TO HER, YES, I HAD SEX WITH HER ! 235 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,490 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT ! 236 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,159 OH MY GOD-- 237 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,994 WAIT, WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN-- 238 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,662 YOU BREAK YOUR VOWS, YOU FUCK THAT WHORE 239 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,897 AND YOU BLAME ME ? 240 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,666 YOU COWARD, YOU BASTARD, YOU SONOFABITCH. 241 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,435 YOU MAKE ME SICK. 242 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,342 PAPA ALWAYS SAID 243 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,180 WHEN THE TIME CAME, HE'D PUT ON HIS BEST SUIT 244 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,748 AND TAKE HIMSELF TO THE FUNERAL HOME. 245 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,617 THAT'S WHAT HE DID. 246 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,452 UNBELIEVABLE. 247 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,854 NOT IF YOU KNEW HIM. 248 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,522 HE WAS A CIVIL ENGINEER. 249 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,991 METICULOUS. 250 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,126 AND HE NEVER WANTED TO BURDEN US WITH ANYTHING. 251 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:50,130 HE ALWAYS DID WHAT HE SAID HE WOULD DO. 252 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,632 YOU COULD ALWAYS TRUST HIS WORD. 253 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,001 THE WHOLE COMMUNITY LOOKED UP TO HIM. 254 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,469 HE WAS THE BEST FATHER... 255 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,838 A WONDERFUL HUSBAND. 256 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,475 SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS A VERY FINE MAN. 257 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,811 HE WAS, HE WAS. 258 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:08,215 I'M SO, SO SORRY. 259 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:12,953 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SYMPATHY, MR. DIAZ. 260 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,456 I'M REALLY SORRY, TOO. 261 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,794 SO WE'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY FOR THE SERVICE. 262 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,298 HE PLANNED ALL THAT, AS WELL. 263 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,801 IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT WE CAN DO... 264 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,638 KEYS TO THE CAR ? 265 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:35,342 OH, YEAH. 266 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,983 YOU LOOK BUSY. 267 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,684 I AM. 268 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,653 I'M CONTEMPLATING. 269 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,788 YOUR BUSY IS SO DIFFERENT FROM MY BUSY. 270 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:53,927 SO, WHAT'S NEXT ON YOUR PACKED AGENDA ? 271 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,263 PAPERS TO GRADE, 272 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,198 YARD WORK, 273 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,732 I SHOULD REALLY FINISH THAT ARTICLE. 274 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,101 THAT WAS NICE OF YOU TO TALK WITH 275 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,970 CLAIRE'S FRIEND THIS MORNING. 276 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,238 I GUESS THAT GOES ON IN YOUR CLASSROOM ALL THE TIME. 277 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,274 WHAT ? 278 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,410 INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS WITH YOUNG WOMEN IN SKIMPY FASHIONS. 279 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,714 WELL, THEY DO LOVE TO CHALLENGE A FATHER FIGURE. 280 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,883 BUT IF YOU THINK THAT'S SKIMPY, 281 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,052 YOU SHOULD SEE THEM SUMMER QUARTER. 282 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:26,126 ( music ) 283 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,034 MY MAN. 284 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,037 DAWG, WE'RE STILL ON THE JOB. 285 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,905 YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 286 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,473 WHAT ARE YOU, MY WIFE ? 287 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,342 KISS MY ASS. 288 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,678 WHIP IT OUT. 289 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,480 HEY, THIS BOYFRIEND, 290 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,349 YOU LOVE HIM ? 291 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,683 THAT'S RIGHT. 292 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,685 IS HE SEXY ? 293 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,920 MMM-HMM. 294 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,188 YOU SEE THIS FAT GUY RIGHT HERE ? 295 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,857 DOES HE LOOK CRAZY TO YOU ? 296 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959 THAT'S THE DJ, THEY ALWAYS LOOK CRAZY. 297 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,794 BIG DICK ? 298 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,396 EXCUSE ME ? 299 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,531 YOUR BOYFRIEND. 300 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,466 DOES HE HAVE A BIG DICK ? 301 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,867 IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE ? JESUS CHRIST. 302 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,137 ME, I GOT A BIG DICK. 303 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,804 SOMETHING DON'T HAPPEN TONIGHT, 304 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,306 IT'S GONNA BREAK RIGHT OFF. 305 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,575 YOU KNOW YOU COULD REALLY HELP ME OUT HERE, 306 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,277 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 307 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,212 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ? 308 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,980 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 309 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,615 I'M NOT HELPING YOU OUT. 310 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,816 IT'S NOT COOL. 311 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,452 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT ? 312 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,720 JAVIER, I DON'T TREAT MY MAN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR WOMAN. 313 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,888 ALRIGHT ? 314 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,190 YOU'RE LOADED. 315 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,591 YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM. 316 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,692 YOU DON'T THINK I'M SEXY ? 317 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,594 YOU SHOULD GO. 318 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,596 YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY DICK BEFORE YOU SAY NO, MAN. 319 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,999 GO, PLEASE. 320 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,932 MMM-HMM. 321 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,934 ( phone ringing ) 322 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,470 YEP. PHONE. 323 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,675 NATE FISHER. 324 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,043 ( Brenda ) It's me. 325 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,380 I THOUGHT LAST TIME WAS OUR LAST LAST TIME. 326 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,749 YEAH, AS FAR AS SEX GOES. 327 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,852 SO HEY, I TOLD JOE. 328 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,388 ABOUT ME ? 329 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,624 WELL, I DIDN'T NAME NAMES. 330 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,159 BUT, YEAH. 331 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:43,463 I WAS REALLY SCARED, IT WAS REALLY HARD, BUT-- 332 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,731 Yeah, we're okay. 333 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,335 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 334 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,770 So listen, come see our new house. 335 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,739 Brenda, what-- 336 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,274 I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. 337 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,875 BUT I CAN'T JUST SURGICALLY REMOVE YOU FROM MY LIFE, 338 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,544 IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 339 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,511 Come on. 340 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,147 WELL, I'M SORRY, I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS. 341 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,948 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 342 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,283 NO, IT'S TRUE. 343 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,684 WE'RE GOING TO TRAVEL TOWN LATER. 344 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,119 AREN'T WE, MISS PUNKIN ? 345 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,387 WITH THE TRAINS ? 346 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,088 OH, I LOVE THEM, THEY'RE SO LITTLE ! 347 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,890 CAN I COME WITH YOU ? 348 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,126 I DON'T KNOW... 349 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,263 NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES, I JUST WANT TO RIDE THE RAILS. 350 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,565 BRENDA, WE ALWAYS HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES. 351 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,732 No, we don't. 352 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,668 We don't. 353 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,571 Come on, please ? 354 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,770 LIAR, LIAR, LIAR. 355 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,973 WHAT KIND OF MAN SPENDS THIS MUCH MONEY ON SOME CHICK 356 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,909 WITHOUT GETTING LAID ? 357 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,450 ( phone ringing ) 358 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,851 HELLO ? 359 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,386 Hey, what are you doing ? 360 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,988 I'M TRYING NOT TO EAT THE KRISPY KREMES. 361 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,325 Come over as soon as you can. 362 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:22,929 SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT, YOU SOUND BETTER. 363 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,030 Yeah. 364 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,865 I'M DONE CRYING. 365 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,771 YOU READY, WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAYA, HUH ? 366 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,273 CABOOSE ? 367 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,074 WANT TO GET IN THE CABOOSE ? 368 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,876 AH-HA ! 369 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,144 WE GOT THE CABOOSE ! 370 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,614 ISN'T THIS EXCITING ? 371 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,149 ( bell ) 372 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,217 ( male ) ALL ABOARD ! 373 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,952 DESTINATION, LAS VEGAS ! 374 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,587 LAS VEGAS ? 375 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,088 WHOO ! 376 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,191 BYE ! 377 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,302 ( soft music ) 378 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,655 MY GOODNESS, WHAT'S ALL THIS ? 379 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,490 NOTHING. 380 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,525 IT'S JUST SOME FLOWERS. 381 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,930 WHAT'S UP ? 382 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,766 THAT GIRL, ANITA... 383 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,503 I THINK SHE SHOULD BE CONTRIBUTING FINANCIALLY. 384 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,871 WHY ? 385 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,507 SHE'S HARDLY EVER HERE, 386 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,074 SHE BASICALLY LIVES AT RUSSELL'S. 387 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,643 YOUR RUSSELL ? 388 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,111 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 389 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,479 I DON'T CARE. 390 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,549 STILL, I THINK SHE SHOULD GIVE US A CHECK. 391 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,251 WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ANITA ? 392 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,253 I SIMPLY THINK IF SHE'S GOING 393 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,955 TO PRANCE AROUND THE HOUSE IN HER UNDERWEAR, 394 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,424 SHE SHOULD PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE. 395 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,058 MOM, I GUARANTEE YOU. 396 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,428 NONE OF MY FRIENDS PRANCE. 397 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,798 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 398 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,904 WELL, DON'T BOOK A FIVE A.M. RADIO THING 399 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,206 AND THREE STUPID TV TALK SHOWS BACK TO BACK... 400 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:17,777 REMEMBER, I SIGN YOUR FUCKING CHECKS ! 401 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,547 I'LL BE IN FRONT. 402 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,648 NO ! 403 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,016 OH, YOU THINK YOU HAVE JOB SECURITY ? 404 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,152 I FIRED MY OWN GODDAMN PARENTS ! 405 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,655 UH, ASSHOLES ! 406 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,890 GREEDY, BLOODSUCKING ASSHOLES. 407 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,293 GIMME THAT. 408 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,799 I THINK THERE MAY BE BETTER WAYS TO HANDLE YOUR ANGER. 409 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,168 YEAH, WELL, WHEN I CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 410 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,504 FINE. 411 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,373 GOD. 412 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,008 OH MY GOD ! 413 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,377 OH, THAT'S YOUR PICTURE. 414 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,779 I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TWO-DOLLAR HOOKER ! 415 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,547 I WAS SUPPOSED TO SIGN OFF ON THESE ! 416 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,949 FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLES ! 417 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,552 EVERY FUCKING TIME ! 418 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,287 COME ON, NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 419 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,889 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, ALRIGHT ? 420 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,058 COME ON, NOW. 421 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,900 BESIDES, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A HOOKER ? 422 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,541 I'M STARVING. 423 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,647 OH, KEITH. 424 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,582 OH MY GOD. 425 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:35,388 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 426 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,758 OH, MMM, MMM. 427 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,493 WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING GANG GIRL ? 428 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:41,994 WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TALK. 429 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,229 YOU DON'T KNOW HER, 430 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,497 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA DO. 431 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,832 SHE COULD SCRATCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FACE, 432 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,333 AND THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE P.T.A. ? 433 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,201 PLEASE, I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE'S LIKE. 434 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,937 WHATEVER. 435 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,574 I'M TAKIN' OUT MY EARRINGS AND I'M PUTTIN' AWAY MY GOLD. 436 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,085 THAT'S HER. 437 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,701 WHO ARE YOU ? 438 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,503 I'M VANESSA, I'M RICO'S WIFE. 439 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:26,739 OKAY, THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM. 440 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,708 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HERE. 441 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,142 IF YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH RICO, 442 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,377 I THINK IT IS YOUR PROBLEM-- 443 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,812 NO, UH-UH. 444 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,447 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS, 445 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,148 AND YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN. 446 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,184 WHAT ?! 447 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,319 I'M NOT FINISHED TALKING TO YOU-- 448 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,220 UH ! 449 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,855 WHAT THE FUCK ! 450 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,391 YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU TRY TO STEAL MY HUSBAND ! 451 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,759 FUCKIN' HOMEWRECKER, DIRTY WHORE ! 452 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,462 COME ONE, I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS ! 453 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,797 AND YOUR FAKE FUCKING TITS ! 454 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,364 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY TITS ! 455 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,600 OH, BITCH PLEASE ! 456 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,334 YOUR MAN PAID FOR THESE, GORDITA ! 457 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,437 OH, HELL NO, BITCH, WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING GORDITA ? 458 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,607 GET OFF MY SISTER ! 459 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:04,110 GET THE HELL OFF OF MY SISTER ! 460 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,645 YOU SLEAZY PIG ! 461 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:09,816 DON'T FUCK WITH MY HUSBAND, DO NOT FUCK WITH MY KIDS ! 462 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,951 I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ! 463 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,920 FUCK YOU, I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO NOTHING ! 464 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,488 I GOT A KID, TOO ! 465 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,389 GET OUTTA HERE, I CALL THE COPS ! 466 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,692 9-1-1 ! 467 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,534 HE DOESN'T WANT YOU ANYMORE. 468 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:41,948 OH, SHIT. 469 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,000 WHOO. 470 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,639 WE GOTTA GO PICK UP THE BOYS FROM SCHOOL. 471 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,609 OKAY. 472 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,485 YOU CAN HELP ME PICK UP, IF YOU WANT. 473 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,420 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ? 474 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,456 I CUT BACK THE CRAPE MYRTLE. 475 00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:26,659 THIS IS NOT A CRAPE MYRTLE. 476 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,161 IT'S THE TREE NATHANIEL PLANTED FOR CLAIRE 477 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,730 ON HER 10th BIRTHDAY. 478 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,633 CAN'T YOU TELL A CRAPE MYRTLE FROM A BRADFORD FLOWERING PEAR ? 479 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:37,770 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, IT LOOKED DISEASED. 480 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,840 I'VE READ ABOUT POWDERY MILDEW AND IT'S NO JOKE. 481 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:45,377 THAT TREE IS NOT, NOR HAS IT EVER BEEN DISEASED. 482 00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:47,213 IT NEVER GETS POWDERY MILDEW, 483 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,148 BECAUSE I ALWAYS KEEP THE SOIL DRY AND AERATED. 484 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,383 MY GOD, YOU'VE KILLED IT. 485 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,685 I HAVE NOT. 486 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,821 ASK ANYONE, YOU HAVE TO TRIM VEGETATION 487 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,456 IN ORDER TO STIMULATE NEW GROWTH. 488 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,191 YOU'RE A GEOLOGIST, YOU KNOW ROCKS. 489 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,693 THIS IS A LIVING THING. 490 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:03,996 YOU CHOP OFF THE BRANCHES AND YOU MAKE WOUNDS. 491 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:08,434 RUTH, PLEASE, DON'T ANTHROPOMORPHIZE TREES. 492 00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,703 WOUNDS, GEORGE, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED, 493 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,371 AND THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL. 494 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:14,941 THEY'LL BE INVADED BY ROT AND IT WILL MOVE INTO THE CORE WOOD. 495 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:19,879 YOU'VE BUTCHERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TREE IN MY YARD. 496 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,383 I THINK IT'LL COME BACK 497 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,318 BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER. 498 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,520 AND IF IT DOESN'T, 499 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,858 WE CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER ONE. 500 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,695 YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO. 501 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,837 ( tv playing ) 502 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:49,208 ( switching channels ) 503 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:53,980 ( phone ringing ) 504 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,514 HELLO ? 505 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,649 ( male ) Who's this ? 506 00:26:56,749 --> 00:27:00,452 YOU CALLED ME. 507 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,254 WHO'S THIS ? 508 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,690 Sa 509 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:07,393 SARGE, DUDE, YOU GOTTA KNOW ME OR HOW CAN I CALL YOU ? 510 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,896 SARGE, FROM PAINTBALL ? 511 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,398 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DAVID FISHER, 512 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:14,767 DAVID AND KEITH, 513 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,535 You made us breakfast. 514 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,339 HEY, DAVID, YEAH, I REMEMBER. 515 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,774 HOW YOU DOIN' ? 516 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,676 I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU ? 517 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,077 Excellent. 518 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,446 SEE, I FOUND THIS NUMBER IN MY WALLET AND I WAS LIKE, 519 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,682 WHOA, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS, IT'S YOU. 520 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,718 YEAH, IT'S ME. 521 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,986 I came in from La Habra to play a tournament, 522 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:38,257 KINDA HANGING OUT NOW, DRINKIN' SOME BEERS. 523 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:39,658 YEAH ? 524 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,659 Not much happenin' here... 525 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,994 COME OVER. 526 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,030 HI. 527 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,633 HEY. 528 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,738 YOU'RE SO DAMN CUTE. 529 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,442 IT'S TOO MUCH FRAGRANCE ? 530 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,110 YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE. 531 00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:58,811 FUCK ! 532 00:27:58,911 --> 00:27:59,912 I BOUGHT THESE VOTIVES, 533 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,513 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UNSCENTED, 534 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,650 INSTEAD THEY'RE LIKE SANDALWOOD LAVENDER VANILLA MUSK. 535 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:07,086 COME HERE, STOP IT. 536 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,089 ( soft music ) 537 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:25,004 I DON'T KNOW WHY, I MEAN, WE ALREADY KINDA HAD SEX, 538 00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:29,508 BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL COTILLION. 539 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,443 WELL, YOU'RE NOT. 540 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:36,115 YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP AND BEAUTIFUL. 541 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,085 DON'T LAUGH AT ME. 542 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,319 I'M NOT. 543 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,855 NOT AT ALL. 544 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,795 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAKE THIS GO RIGHT TONIGHT. 545 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,263 IT'S ALREADY GOING RIGHT. 546 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:57,804 EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THIS VAGINA MUSIC LIKE IMMEDIATELY. 547 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,740 OKAY. 548 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,412 YEAH, I DEFINITELY REMEMBER YOU. 549 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:12,684 AND UH, KEITH'S OUT OF TOWN ? 550 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,487 HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT. 551 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,459 SO THIS TIME I GET YOU ALL TO MYSELF. 552 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,394 YES, YOU DO. 553 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,630 I DIG IT. 554 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,967 SO DO I. 555 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,670 WEED ? 556 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,240 OH GOD, YES. 557 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,125 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAY THE FUCK OVER THERE ? 558 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,594 I DON'T KNOW. 559 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:57,296 COME HERE. 560 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,997 ( heavy breathing ) 561 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,575 WHAT ? 562 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,344 ARE YOU FEELING ANYTHING 563 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,613 RESEMBLING EXCITEMENT RIGHT NOW ? 564 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:48,915 OF COURSE ! 565 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,017 I LOVE KISSING YOU. 566 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:55,121 YOUR FACE HAS THESE SUBTLE CURVES AND ANGLES. 567 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:00,092 AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG ? 568 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,293 NO... 569 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,496 THERE'S JUST SO MUCH MORE WE COULD BE DOING. 570 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:08,267 I'M SORRY, I'M RRY. 571 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:14,306 LET'S MAKE IT LIKE A DANCE. 572 00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:17,910 WHERE I TOUCH YOU... 573 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:21,513 WHICH IS NICE, RIGHT ? 574 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,682 YEAH. 575 00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:27,319 AND THEN YOU TOUCH ME... 576 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,527 ( moaning ) 577 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,269 OKAY, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 578 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,204 SORRY, IT'S NOT. 579 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:48,240 I TOOK ONE OF DAVID'S ATIVAN, I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP. 580 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,542 CLAIRE. 581 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:04,256 YOU REALLY WANT TO GET OFF, HUH ? 582 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,125 YEAH, KINDA. 583 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,660 I MEAN, IT'D BE NICE. 584 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,564 WELL, GO AHEAD. 585 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,267 CLAIRE FISHER. 586 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:18,670 I WANT TO WATCH. 587 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:23,509 ALRIGHT, YEAH. 588 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:27,980 WATCH ME. 589 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,516 I'LL COME FOR YOU. 590 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,662 ( moaning ) 591 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,358 OH, HEY. 592 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,693 OH, I WAS WAITING UP FOR YOU. 593 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:16,962 HEY. 594 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:19,798 MMM, GOOD MUSIC ? 595 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:22,134 YEAH. 596 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,736 YEAH, YOU KNOW, OOMPAH, OOMPAH, 597 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,439 LOVE, DANGER. 598 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,480 WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY ? 599 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,449 I WENT TO TRAVEL TOWN. 600 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,251 NO. 601 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,286 YES. 602 00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:42,121 NATE TOOK HIS DAUGHTER AND I TAGGED ALONG. 603 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:46,358 DID YOU RIDE THE TRAIN ? 604 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:47,626 FOUR TIMES. 605 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:48,960 OH. 606 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,763 I KNOW GRIFFITH GULCH LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. 607 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,832 THAT'S A LONG TRIP. 608 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:55,601 YOU MUST BE ALL TUCKERED OUT. 609 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,504 YOU'D THINK SO, 610 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:02,208 BUT NOT SO TUCKERED. 611 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,429 DUDE, YEAH ! 612 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:28,100 YEAH, HA HA HA ! 613 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:34,140 AH, AH, AH ! 614 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,676 ( phone ringing ) 615 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,578 HELLO. 616 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,747 YOU BETTER LOCK UP YOUR GODDAMN VANESSA OR I WILL ! 617 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,683 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 618 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:47,319 She and some other puta tried to beat my ass 619 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,222 AND WHEN THEY COULDN'T, THEY BEAT MY FUCKING CAR ! 620 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,457 IT'S YOUR FAULT ! 621 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,192 You better buy me a new one ! 622 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,426 IT IS NOT MY FAULT ! 623 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,496 YOU STARTED THIS, I'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH ! 624 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,199 MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU ! 625 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,667 FUCK YOUR CAR, INFINITY, I'M DONE ! 626 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:04,336 FINE, 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, DUM-DUM. 627 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,438 I GOT TWO GUYS BETTER THAN YOU, 628 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,907 AND THEY'RE NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THEIR BITCH-ASS WIVES ! 629 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,642 BITCH ! 630 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:34,032 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 631 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:39,171 OH, TAMPA. 632 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:42,608 YEAH, BECAUSE WHEN I GOT ON STAGE, I SAID, 633 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:46,044 "HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME, TAMPA !" 634 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:51,016 I'D BETTER LET YOU GET SOME SLEEP. 635 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:55,120 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE REALLY TIRED, BUT... 636 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:57,356 YOU CAN'T STOP YOUR MIND ? 637 00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:00,526 IT JUST GOES AROUND AND AROUND. 638 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:03,762 YEAH. 639 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:07,999 HEY, HOW'S YOUR BOYFRIEND ? 640 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:11,002 NOT SO GOOD. 641 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,872 TELL ME. 642 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:17,243 HE GOT CARJACKED A WHILE AGO, 643 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,977 IT WAS BAD. 644 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,313 YEAH. 645 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,216 I'M AFRAID OF THOSE THINGS, TOO, 646 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:27,786 SOME FREAK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A GUN, 647 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:30,622 THOSE AUTOGRAPH HOUNDS. 648 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:34,926 JUST NEVER KNOW. 649 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,264 YOU SING. 650 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:41,333 IT'S MY JOB TO WORRY. 651 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,305 STAY WITH ME. 652 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,975 JUST TILL I FALL ASLEEP. 653 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,543 CELESTE... 654 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,879 SHUT UP. 655 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,915 YOU TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED ? 656 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,250 YOU'RE BARELY 18. 657 00:36:58,350 --> 00:36:59,318 PUBLICITY. 658 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,253 LAST MARCH, I TURNED 21. 659 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,723 YOU EVER BEEN WITH WOMEN ? 660 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:07,626 OF COURSE. 661 00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,600 I DON'T GET FUCKED IN THE ASS. 662 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,902 WELL, THAT MAKES ONE OF US. 663 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,145 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 664 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,714 GOTTA BUNK WITH A GUY FROM MY TEAM. 665 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,082 MORE TOURNEY THIS WEEK AND I DON'T WANNA GET 666 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,951 MY ASS LIT UP AT THE TOP OF THE ACTION. 667 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,720 GOTTA FOCUS, 668 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,154 STAY TIGHT, 669 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,823 STAY ALIVE. 670 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,725 GAME ON ! 671 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,059 WELL, STAY HERE. 672 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,395 YOU CAN'T GO ALREADY, I WANT YOU TO STAY. 673 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,697 YEAH, I GET THAT, BUT-- 674 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,934 LIKE, NO, SORRY. 675 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,069 I'LL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST. 676 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,238 I'LL GO TO YOUR TOURNAMENT WITH YOU. 677 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:54,340 COME BACK TO BED. 678 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,442 OR WE COULD WATCH TV. 679 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,310 DO YOU HAVE A DEAFNESS PROBLEM ? 680 00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,878 LOOK, TUNE IN, 681 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,146 I GOTTA BE SOME PLACE ELSE. 682 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:04,383 I'LL LEAVE YOU A JOINT, 683 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:07,453 YOU COULD USE IT. 684 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,256 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO ?! 685 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:14,125 WHAT ? 686 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,794 TO DO TO GET SOMEBODY TO STAY WITH ME ! 687 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,062 AW, FUCK THIS SHIT, MAN. 688 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,631 DON'T YOU GO ! 689 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,734 WHOA, WHOA ! 690 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,773 DAVID, DO I CALL A HOSPITAL ? 691 00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:29,641 NO. 692 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,344 NO. 693 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:35,681 GET SOME HELP, WILL YA ? 694 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:39,585 YOU'RE LOSING IT. 695 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:45,023 ( door opening and closing ) 696 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,969 GOOD LORD ! 697 00:38:58,069 --> 00:38:59,170 FEDERICO ? 698 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,772 HI, MRS. F. 699 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:02,340 WHAT IS THIS ? 700 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,109 I, UH... 701 00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:07,178 WELL, WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS AT HOME, 702 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,615 AND UM, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO. 703 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,883 OH, WHAT A SHAME, I'M SORRY. 704 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,852 BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE. 705 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,254 OH, OH, OKAY. 706 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,456 I'LL GO. 707 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:18,624 NO, NO, DEAR, COME UPSTAIRS. 708 00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,225 YOU CAN TAKE CLAIRE'S OLD ROOM. 709 00:39:20,325 --> 00:39:22,260 WE'LL PUT THESE IN THE WASHER. 710 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,498 THANK YOU. 711 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,301 DON'T CRY. 712 00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:32,303 YOUR MARRIAGE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO STRONG. 713 00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:33,939 YOU'LL BE HOME SOON. 714 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,207 NO, I CHEATED ON VANESSA AND SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME. 715 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:37,342 FEDERICO ! 716 00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:39,377 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MEN ? 717 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,880 ALWAYS TURNING YOUR BACK ON WHAT YOU HAVE, 718 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,115 ALWAYS SNIFFING AROUND FOR SOMETHING NEW... 719 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,651 ME ? 720 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:47,953 YOU'VE HAD THREE BOYFRIENDS SINCE MR. F., 721 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,055 AND THAT'S NOT INCLUDING THE AFFAIR WITH THE HAIRDRESSER. 722 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,458 YOU KNOW ABOUT HIRAM ? 723 00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:54,460 I PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE. 724 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,030 I MADE A MISTAKE. 725 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,199 I JUST WANT TO TAKE IT ALL BACK. 726 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:05,837 I KNOW, DEAR, I KNOW. 727 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,172 ( phone ringing ) 728 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:08,840 YO. 729 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,175 Hey. 730 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,510 JUST THE MAN I WANT TO TALK TO. 731 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:12,778 WHAT'S UP, KEITH ? 732 00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:13,612 WHAT'S UP, DAWG. 733 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:14,780 YOU HAVE TO COME HOME. 734 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,314 I am, the tour's back on the west coast 735 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,415 in a couple of weeks. 736 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:18,717 LISTEN, I GOT TO CHECK IN WITH-- 737 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,052 YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, I NEED YOU NOW ! 738 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,623 David, the timing's not good. 739 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,492 FUCK TIMING, FUCK YOU ! 740 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,594 WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU ? 741 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,896 DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND ? 742 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:32,063 CAN'T YOU TELL ? 743 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,565 GOD, WHERE IS EVERYBODY ?! 744 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,867 Okay, okay, I hear you. 745 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,136 DON'T STAY ALONE, GO TO YOUR FAMILY, 746 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:40,539 I'll be there as soon as I can. 747 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,512 * JESUS TAUGHT ME HOW TO WATCH * 748 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:49,147 * HE WASHED MY SINS AWAY * 749 00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:51,116 * OH, HAPPY DAY 750 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,384 * IT WAS A HAPPY DAY 751 00:40:53,485 --> 00:41:01,392 * HE TAUGHT ME HOW, HOW TO WATCH * 752 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:06,331 * FIGHT AND PRAY, OH YES * 753 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:09,200 * FIGHT AND PRAY, OH 754 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,471 * OH, AND THEN REJOICE 755 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:20,045 * EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY 756 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:24,249 * OH YEAH 757 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:31,156 * OH, HAPPY DAY, OH, HAPPY DAY... * 758 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,692 I THINK I'VE FIGURED US OUT. 759 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,193 ME, TOO. 760 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:38,063 YOU FIRST. 761 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:43,434 I THINK YOU ARE THE... 762 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:47,105 COOLEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON 763 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,675 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE 764 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:52,310 AND I ADMIRE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. 765 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,312 WELL, OF COURSE. 766 00:41:54,412 --> 00:41:56,347 AND YOU ARE TOTALLY HOT. 767 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,249 I MEAN, I FEEL THAT, I REALLY DO, 768 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,251 AND I'M LIKE SO PULLED TO YOU. 769 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,922 BUT WHEN I LOOK AT THIS WHOLE THING OBJECTIVELY ? 770 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,992 THE ATTRACTION IS AESTHETIC. 771 00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:08,259 WELL, YEAH ! 772 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,428 IT'S CREATIVE AND ARTISTIC-- 773 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,397 AND INTELLECTUAL AND PHYSICAL-- 774 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:13,464 YES ! 775 00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:17,335 BUT NOT NECESSARILY SEXUAL. 776 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:20,038 YOU'RE NOT INTO FUCKING WOMEN. 777 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,540 I THOUGHT I WAS. 778 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,812 SHIT. 779 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,680 SHIT. 780 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,384 BUT AFTER SEEING YOUR ORGASM ? 781 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:36,988 I REALLY, REALLY WANT ONE. 782 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:39,858 FUCK ! 783 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,662 CHOO, CHOO. 784 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:45,463 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, BREN. 785 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,865 IT'S PEACEFUL. 786 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:50,435 YOU AND JOE DID GOOD. 787 00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,404 COULD'VE BEEN US. 788 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:58,677 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT US. 789 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:01,546 AND IT'S TIME FOR MAYA'S NAP. 790 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:05,216 RIGHT, TIME FOR A NAP. 791 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,317 WE'VE GOT TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 792 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,553 LET HER SLEEP ON THE BED. 793 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:11,690 COME ON, WE CAN TALK ABOUT SAFE THINGS. 794 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:15,226 CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA... 795 00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:19,765 ( Maya laughing ) 796 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,479 I'M GOING OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 797 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:37,382 OKAY, BYE. 798 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:42,721 ALL YOU DO IS COME AND GO ! 799 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:47,592 RUTH. 800 00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:50,461 MARRIAGE IS NOT A GAS STATION, GEORGE. 801 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:52,063 YOU CAN'T JUST PULL IN AND FILL UP 802 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,665 WHENEVER YOU REMEMBER YOU HAVE A WIFE. 803 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:59,304 THAT IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR AND INACCURATE. 804 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:02,974 I HAVE ALWAYS TREATED YOU AS A PARTNER AND A FRIEND, 805 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:06,311 AND IF THAT'S NOT MARRIAGE, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 806 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:08,880 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T ! 807 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,816 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE ? 808 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,451 WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING FOR YOU ? 809 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:16,487 AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HOUND ME ABOUT EVERY PERSONAL DETAIL 810 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:19,290 DOWN TO THE FUCKING SUBATOMIC LEVEL ? 811 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,292 BECAUSE WHEN I DON'T, THERE'S SHIT ON MY DOORSTEP, 812 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:23,561 OR ANOTHER CHILD APPEARS, OR ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND, 813 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,798 OR YOU MURDER MY FAVORITE TREE ! 814 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:28,133 SARAH WAS WRONG. 815 00:44:28,233 --> 00:44:29,968 YOU'RE NOT LIKE NATHANIEL, YOU'RE WORSE ! 816 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,604 YOU ARE SMOTHERING ME. 817 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,173 BULLSHIT ! 818 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,642 YOU ALWAYS DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. 819 00:44:37,743 --> 00:44:40,611 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED OR GROWN ONE IOTA SINCE WE MET. 820 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:46,351 WELL, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 821 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:47,853 WARN ME ? 822 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:50,321 ARE YOU THREATENING DIVORCE ? 823 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:51,790 THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. 824 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:54,492 I'M YOUR SEVENTH SPOUSE, GEORGE. 825 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:57,128 HOW MUCH WARNING DO YOU THINK I NEED ! 826 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:02,968 ( door closing ) 827 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,538 YOU JUMPED ON HIM ? 828 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:09,707 I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF. 829 00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:11,676 WHAT DID HE DO ? 830 00:45:11,777 --> 00:45:13,779 PUT ME DOWN AND SAT ON ME. 831 00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:15,480 I WAS LIKE A MOSQUITO TO HIM. 832 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,882 IT WAS HUMILIATING. 833 00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:20,618 I HAVE TO GET CONTROL OF MYSELF. 834 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,321 NO, DAVID, IF YOU WERE ANYMORE CONTROLLED, 835 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,456 YOU'D BE A SCULPTURE. 836 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,463 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 837 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:35,000 LAST NIGHT, 838 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:39,537 I HAD A HUMILIATING HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE OF MY OWN. 839 00:45:39,637 --> 00:45:42,340 SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED ? 840 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,109 NOT MUCH. 841 00:45:44,209 --> 00:45:45,811 I NEVER EVEN WENT DOWN ON HER. 842 00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:47,078 YOU CAN STOP THERE. 843 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,147 I JUST COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT. 844 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,681 IT PISSES ME OFF. 845 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:55,253 IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER TO BE GAY. 846 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,721 OH, NO. 847 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:58,689 YEAH, I'D HAVE A REALLY DEFINED SUBCULTURE. 848 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,458 OVERRATED. 849 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,060 WE'RE BOTH WOMEN, 850 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,829 I'D HAVE SOME IDEA OF WHAT SHE WAS THINKING AND FEELING. 851 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,164 NOT NECESSARILY. 852 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,700 WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH UNFAMILIAR SEX ORGANS. 853 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:13,104 OH, THEY'RE ALL UNFAMILIAR, UNLESS THEY'RE YOURS. 854 00:46:19,310 --> 00:46:21,279 ( door opening ) 855 00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:24,749 HEY. 856 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:26,017 HOW YOU DOING ? 857 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:30,521 I GOTTA LEAVE THE TOUR, DUANE. 858 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,490 YEAH, I HEARD. 859 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:36,261 THERE'LL STILL BE WORK IN L.A. ? 860 00:46:36,361 --> 00:46:37,762 DEFINITELY, YEAH. 861 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,664 WE KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 862 00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:40,966 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? 863 00:46:41,066 --> 00:46:47,372 YEAH, I'LL GO TELL CELESTE. 864 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:48,606 WHOA. 865 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:50,041 SHE'S THE ONE THAT TOLD . 866 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,810 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 867 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:54,612 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 868 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:57,182 CELESTE FIRED YOUR ASS THIS MORNING. 869 00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:02,954 ( moaning ) 870 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:10,828 JOE-- 871 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,931 OH GOD, FUCK. 872 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:14,732 WAIT, WAIT, MAYA'S-- 873 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,702 NATE'S DAUGHTER'S IN THE NEXT ROOM. 874 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:22,941 LOOK, I DESERVE WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME, 875 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,076 BUT I DON'T WANT HER SCARED, SO... 876 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,245 CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT ? 877 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,047 GET OUT. 878 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,254 OH GOD. 879 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:39,557 OH. 880 00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,066 I GOT YOUR BEAR. 881 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:54,872 IT'S HIM. 882 00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:57,042 YOUR PREVIOUS INDISCRETION, HIM ? 883 00:47:57,142 --> 00:47:58,709 YES. 884 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,411 THAT DEPRESSING CRIPPLE ? 885 00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:03,814 I MEAN, YOU'RE BOTH CRIPPLES, OBVIOUSLY. 886 00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:07,085 I'M SO STUPID. 887 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:09,287 YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERING HAVING CHILDREN WITH YOU. 888 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,656 BUT THAT TRULY FRIGHTENS ME ! 889 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:12,958 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 890 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:15,961 I KNOW IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 891 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,100 I'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN IN COMPLETE DENIAL 892 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,701 THAT I'M IN RECOVERY. 893 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:25,236 OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP ! 894 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:29,874 YOU NEUROTIC, TEDIOUS, SELF-ABSORBED BITCH. 895 00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:32,677 YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME. 896 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:34,679 YOU NEVER DID. 897 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,447 IT'S NOT TRUE. 898 00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:37,515 I LOVE YOU, JOE. 899 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:38,716 I DO ! 900 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:41,419 I WAS HONEST WITH YOU IN THE BEGINNING. 901 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:42,753 I HAVE AN ISSUE-- 902 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:45,723 OH, BLAH-BLAH FUCKIN' PSYCHO-BULLSHIT ! 903 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:48,093 IT'S NOT SEX, IT'S BETRAYAL, 904 00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:49,727 THAT'S YOUR FUCKING ADDICTION ! 905 00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:51,429 OKAY, I'LL GET HELP. 906 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:54,199 NO, NO, HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU. 907 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,367 WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITHOUT CHARACTER, 908 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:58,703 WITHOUT INTEGRITY, WITHOUT LOYALTY, 909 00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:00,271 WITHOUT RESPECT ? 910 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:04,142 I CALL THAT PERSON A FUCKIN' WASTE OF MY TIME. 911 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:07,045 THAT'S NOT WHO I AM. 912 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:10,015 YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME, BUT YOU DON'T. 913 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,071 YOU'D THINK SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY 914 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:36,141 WOULD NOTICE WHEN THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. 915 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,319 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 916 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,221 YOU GO TO BED WITH A WOMAN WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S RECOVERING ? 917 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,956 I CAN'T TRUST A MAN LIKE THAT. 918 00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:53,491 CELESTE... 919 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,593 LOOK, IF YOU STAYED WITH THE TOUR YOU'D DISTRACT ME. 920 00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:57,062 THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. 921 00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,696 PLUS IT'S VERY UNPROFESSIONAL TO FUCK THE BOSS. 922 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:00,765 NOT COOL, DAWG. 923 00:50:00,865 --> 00:50:02,900 WELL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 924 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,535 I WAS LEAVING BEFORE YOU FIRED ME. 925 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:07,138 HMM, SYNCHRONICITY. 926 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:12,777 CIAO, BABY ! 927 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:20,385 "Dear neighbor... 928 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,055 ( laughing ) 929 00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:27,058 "You are my brother... 930 00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:29,594 "I love you... 931 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:36,834 "and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom... 932 00:50:36,934 --> 00:50:38,736 WHERE'S MOM ? 933 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,815 "GOING AWAY. 934 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:52,350 "DON'T CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES. 935 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:55,620 "I'LL BE IN TOUCH WHEN I'M READY. 936 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,088 DINNER IS IN THE OVEN." 937 00:50:57,188 --> 00:51:01,058 APPARENTLY SHE'S GONE WALK-ABOUT. 938 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:08,766 ( laughing ) 939 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,808 ( Marge Simpson ) I wish this family was as close as the Flanders. 940 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,978 ( Homer Simpson ) Okay, okay, alright, she's right. 941 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,713 Let's do something together. 942 00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:25,150 What does eryone say to some miniature golf, 943 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,319 followed by a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes ? 944 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:29,954 ( Bart Simpson ) Alright ! 945 00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:32,857 ( Marge Simpson ) I was going to wash my hair. 946 00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:42,066 * OH HAPPY DAY, OH HAPPY DAY * 947 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:46,404 * OH HAPPY DAY, OH HAPPY DAY * 948 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:50,775 * WHEN JESUS WASHED, WHEN HE WASHED * 949 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,443 * HE WASHED MY SINS AWAY * 950 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:59,150 * OH HAPPY DAY, OH IT'S HAPPY DAY * 951 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:03,854 * HE TAUGHT ME HOW 952 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:06,691 * HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO WATCH * 953 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:15,966 * HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO WATCH AND FIGHT AND PRAY * 954 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:21,706 * OH HAPPY DAY, OH HAPPY DAY, OH LORD * 955 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:25,176 * OH HAPPY DAY, OH YEAH * 956 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:26,911 * OH HAPPY DAY 957 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:31,115 Captions Copyright 2004 HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 958 00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:32,116 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 959 00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:36,187 AVID, WOULD YOU LIKE ge.