1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:09,343 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,539 ( male ) Hey, I could see if they need anybody part-time at the store. 3 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,975 OKAY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, NORBERT, I NEED MONEY ! 4 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,843 MY RENT IS LIKE, THREE WEEKS OVERDUE, 5 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,978 AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING... 6 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,180 You could sell something. 7 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,581 HOW ABOUT YOU JUST LOAN ME 8 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,949 SOME CASHOLA FROM YOUR "TRUST FUND" INSTEAD ? 9 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,518 You could sell me your entire 10 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,421 "Justice League of America vs. The Aliens" series. 11 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,823 A guy on Ebay sold one last week for 500. 12 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,692 FOR THE WHOLE SERIES ? 13 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,859 THAT'S BULLSHIT. 14 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:06,927 Swear to God. 15 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,429 DUDE, THE AUCTION WAS RIGGED. 16 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,030 AND BESIDES, I NEED MORE THAN THAT. 17 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,266 You want to know, what you could sell, 18 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,001 that would pay your rent, for like, the next three months ? 19 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,336 WHAT ? 20 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:19,873 "Blue Twister, 1941, issue number one." 21 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,709 NO, FUCKING WAY. 22 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,211 CAN'T DO IT. 23 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,145 It's worth three-grand easy. 24 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,047 I KNOW WHAT IT'S WORTH, NORBERT. 25 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,116 I'll give you 2500 for it. 26 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,585 YOU JUST TOLD ME IT WAS WORTH THREE. 27 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,355 So, how bad do you want to pay your rent ? 28 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:37,358 NO WAY, I'M NEVER SELLING IT. 29 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,027 IN FACT, I'M GOING TO BE BURIED WITH IT. 30 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:41,595 IT'S IN MY WILL. 31 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,831 Yeah, right. AAHH ! 32 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,534 Larry, Larry ? 33 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:50,571 Larry, you there ? 34 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,697 MORNING, FELLAS. 35 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,266 GOOD MORNING. 36 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,800 MORNING, NATE. 37 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,770 ROUGH NIGHT ? 38 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,505 A LITTLE ROUGH. 39 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,640 I MISS SLEEPING IN MY OWN BED. 40 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,576 I MISS THE BOYS, I MISS VANESSA. 41 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,844 NOT ME, SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 42 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:36,250 ( Nate ) DROPPED MAYA OFF, OVER BETTINA'S WITH MOM. 43 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,151 HOW'S SHE DOING ? 44 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:41,021 MAYA'S FINE, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MY MOTHER IS, 45 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,824 SHE SUGGESTED THAT YOU CALL HER AND ASK HER YOURSELF. 46 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,794 SO, UM... 47 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,496 WHEN'S SHE COMING BACK ? 48 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:49,863 I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA. 49 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,666 APPARENTLY, SHE STILL NEEDS SOME "SPACE". 50 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,769 WHAT YOU DO WANT HER TO COME BACK HOME, THOUGH, RIGHT ? 51 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,104 OF COURSE. 52 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,539 WELL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 53 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,541 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF YOUR ASS, GO OVER THERE, 54 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,576 EAT AS MUCH CROW AS YOU HAVE TO, AND BRING HER BACK HOME ? 55 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,312 BECAUSE, THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO DO 56 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,079 AND I'M NOT PLAYING THAT GAME. 57 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,015 YEAH. 58 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:11,018 YEAH, THAT'S THE WAY I'D PLAY IT. 59 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:17,057 YOU GUYS ARE MORE PATHETIC THAN I AM. 60 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,327 I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU WEREN'T THERE. 61 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:23,063 YOU WERE OUT HERE WATCHING TELEVISION AGAIN ? 62 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:27,968 YEAH, I WATCHED "JAWS THREE". 63 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,872 I DRANK TOO MUCH GREEN TEA AND I KEPT HAVING TO GET UP TO PEE. 64 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,313 I'M SO GLAD WE'RE NOT DOING THAT WHOLE, 65 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,081 "OPEN RELATIONSHIP" THING ANYMORE. 66 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,883 ME, TOO. 67 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,619 YOU ARE... REALLY ? 68 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,287 UH-HUH. 69 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,857 YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I SAID I'M GLAD ? 70 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,925 NO. 71 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,999 DAVID, I HAVE TO COME CLEAN WITH YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 72 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,436 WHAT ? 73 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:08,442 I HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE AFTER WE DECIDED NOT TO SLEEP 74 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,944 WITH ANYONE OUTSIDE THE RELATIONSHIP... 75 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,183 BUT, WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE. 76 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,085 I KNOW, I FUCKED UP. 77 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,024 SO, WHO DID YOU SLEEP WITH, JAVIER ? 78 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,694 NO, CELESTE. 79 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,329 OKAY, BULLSHIT. 80 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,098 I'M SERIOUS. 81 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,702 CELESTE IS A WOMAN, ISN'T SHE ? 82 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,471 SHE IS. 83 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,373 BUT, I'VE SLEPT WITH WOMEN BEFORE. 84 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,208 YOU KNOW THAT. 85 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,943 YOU'RE SERIOUS ? 86 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,212 YOU SLEPT WITH CELESTE ? 87 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:49,116 IT WAS JUST ONCE, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 88 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,286 YOU WERE WALKING BY 89 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,855 AND YOU JUST HAPPENED TO FALL INTO HER VAGINA ? 90 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,490 IT JUST HAPPENED. 91 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,625 I'M SORRY IT HAPPENED, BUT IT DID, 92 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:01,895 AND I FELT I SHOULD TELL YOU. 93 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,264 YOU HAVEN'T SECRETLY DECIDED TO SWITCH TEAMS, HAVE YOU ? 94 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,935 NO, NO WAY. 95 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,544 OKAY, WOW. 96 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,981 BUT, OKAY. 97 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,984 EDIE ? 98 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,126 OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 99 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,195 HELLO ? 100 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,664 I'M EDIE'S FRIEND, ANITA. 101 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,933 I JUST NEEDED TO TALK TO HER. 102 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,369 IS SHE, LIKE, HOME ? 103 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,505 YEAH. 104 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,806 WELL, CAN I COME IN ? 105 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,975 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 106 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,610 WHY THE FUCK NOT ? 107 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,846 SHE'S JUST KIND OF OVER YOU FOR THE MOMENT, THAT'S ALL. 108 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,347 OH, I SEE. 109 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,650 WHY ? 110 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,086 BECAUSE YOU WERE A LESBIAN FOR ABOUT TWO WHOLE MINUTES 111 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:01,321 AND THEN SUDDENLY, YOU WEREN'T. 112 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,857 ON TOP OF THAT, SHE SAID YOU GOT ALL, LIKE, 113 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:09,262 GROSSED OUT BY HER PUSSY... THAT'S TOTALLY NOT COOL. 114 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,700 OKAY, FOR THE RECORD, I WAS NOT GROSSED OUT BY HER PUSSY. 115 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,537 OKAY, PUSSY, PER SE, DOES NOT GROSS ME OUT. 116 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,140 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT EXACTLY TO DO WITH IT. 117 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,542 IT WASN'T PERSONAL. 118 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,711 IT JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME, YOU KNOW ? 119 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:27,047 I'LL PASS THAT ALONG. 120 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,219 ( music ) 121 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,425 NO, WE WEREN'T RELATED. 122 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,594 WE USED TO WORK AT HI-DE-HO TOGETHER. 123 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,564 IS THAT A GROCERY STORE ? 124 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,867 IT'S A COMIC BOOK STORE IN SANTA MONICA. 125 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,669 OH. 126 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:53,974 DID HE HAVE A FAMILY, SOMEONE LOCALLY OR OUT OF STATE, 127 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,375 WE COULD CONTACT...? 128 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,710 WE'RE PRETTY MUCH IT. 129 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,212 I GUESS THAT'S WHY HE DESIGNATED ME TO BE 130 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,981 THE EXECUTOR OF HIS ESTATE. 131 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,817 WE WERE ALL IN THE WEST-CO BLUE TWISTER SOCIETY TOGETHER. 132 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,819 BLUE TWISTER ? 133 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,556 THE GUY WHO COULD TURN INTO A HUMAN TORNADO ? 134 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,058 YEAH, OR SHOOT SMALLER TORNADOES 135 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,994 FROM HIS FINGERTIPS WITH THE STRENGTH OF AN F-5. 136 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,429 THAT'S THE STRONGEST TORNADO THERE IS. 137 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,065 HIS NAME WAS ALAN TALBOT 138 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,668 AND HE WAS A SCIENTIST DOING RESEARCH IN A MACHINE 139 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,636 HE HAD INVENTED CALLED THE VORTEXICON. 140 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,773 IT WAS A PROTOTYPE FOR A NUCLEAR POWERED PARTICLE ACCELERATOR. 141 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,608 SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG. 142 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,077 AND HE TURNED INTO THE BLUE TWISTER. 143 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:33,413 I JUST READ IT WHEN I WAS A KID, 144 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,649 I HAD NO IDEA HE HAD A SOCIETY... 145 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,652 IT WAS KIND OF AN UNOFFICIAL FAN CLUB. 146 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:40,554 ANYWAY... 147 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,323 HE WANTED TO BE BURIED WITH... 148 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,559 THIS. 149 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:49,529 IT'S ISSUE NUMBER ONE FROM 1941. 150 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,166 IT'S EXTREMELY RARE. 151 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,703 EXTREMELY VALUABLE. 152 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,107 THE LAST THING HE SAID, BEFORE THE BOOKSHELF 153 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,910 FELL ON TOP OF HIM, WAS THAT HE WANTED TO BE BURIED WITH IT. 154 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,646 WE WERE ON THE PHONE TOGETHER, WHEN IT HAPPENED. 155 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:08,415 HE MADE THIS NOISE LIKE... 156 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:12,219 ( gurgling ) 157 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,924 THEN I HUNG UP AND CALLED 911. 158 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,527 WE'RE VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 159 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,030 OH, HONEY, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 160 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,966 MARCIE'S LAWYER POKED SO MANY HOLES IN THE CASE, 161 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,235 THE FEDS DROPPED ALL THE CHARGES. 162 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,703 OH, WONDERFUL ! 163 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,939 WELL, I DON'T LIKE LAWYERS, 164 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,506 BUT YOU GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB, IF YOU HAVE TO... 165 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,610 HA, HA, OKAY, SWEETIE. 166 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,078 I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. 167 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,347 OKAY, BYE. 168 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,383 UH, THAT'S A RELIEF. 169 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,652 IT CERTAINLY IS. 170 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,087 YOU WANNA HELP GRAMMA FOLD LAUNDRY ? 171 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,789 NO. 172 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,057 NO ? 173 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,324 THAT'S OKAY, 174 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:55,062 YOU JUST SIT THERE AND BE YOUR ADORABLE LITTLE SELF. 175 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,501 WE SHOULD GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING TODAY. 176 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,836 OKAY, WHAT ? 177 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,271 I CAME UP WITH THE ZOO. 178 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,774 NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 179 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,942 WE COULD GO TO THE PARK. 180 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,243 YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO WEEKS, 181 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,312 WE'VE BEEN TO THE PARK ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY. 182 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,882 MAYA LOVES THE PARK. 183 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,285 We've been through this already. 184 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,122 WE'RE GETTING ON YOUR NERVES, AREN'T WE ? 185 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,256 YEAH. 186 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,624 WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LEAVE ? 187 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,259 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 188 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,795 ARE YOU SURE ? 189 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,297 BELIEVE ME, IF I WANTED YOU TO LEAVE, YOU'D KNOW IT. 190 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,600 THINK BIG, FISHER. 191 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,335 THINK DIFFERENT. 192 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,570 SOMETHING, "THE SKY'S THE LIMIT". 193 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,373 I'M TIRED OF COMING UP WITH ALL THE IDEAS IN THIS MARRIAGE. 194 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,475 THIS ISN'T A MARRIAGE. 195 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,911 IT'S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE ONE. 196 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,613 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO GO HOME 197 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,548 AND MAKE UP WITH YOUR HUBBY ? 198 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,084 I'M NOT READY. 199 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,788 WHAT IF I TOLD NATE TO TAKE MAYA BACK TO DAY CARE 200 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,024 FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS ? 201 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,625 THAT'S A START. 202 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,927 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO ? 203 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,394 NO, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 204 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,963 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO...? 205 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:07,134 GEORGE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIS TRAVELS AND... 206 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,103 I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE ADVENTURES TOGETHER. 207 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,639 BUT, SO FAR HE HASN'T TAKEN ME ANYWHERE. 208 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,741 SO...? 209 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,709 LET'S GO ON A "ROAD TRIP" ! 210 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,178 NOW, YOU'RE TALKIN'. 211 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,479 WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO ? 212 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,448 SOME PLACE EXOTIC ! 213 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,768 ( moaning ) 214 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,841 GOD, I LOVE YOU ! 215 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,480 WHAT, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT ? 216 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:54,547 COME ON. 217 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,118 YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU ? 218 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,754 GOD, C'MON, BREN, I JUST CAME OVER HERE TO-- 219 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,655 TO WHAT, FUCK MY BRAINS OUT ? 220 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,592 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 221 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,861 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW. 222 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,079 I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL FOR ME, NATE. 223 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,417 DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING ? 224 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,054 YEAH, OF COURSE, I DO, BRENDA. 225 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,790 GOD, LOOK, I JUST SPENT THE PAST YEAR DEALING WITH 226 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,258 LOSING SOMEBODY, OKAY ? 227 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,227 LOSING EVERYTHING THAT I COMMITTED MYSELF TO. 228 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,731 YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD, 229 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,266 WHEN I'M PERFECTLY HONEST WITH MYSELF, SO... 230 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,301 I DON'T WANT A-- 231 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,703 BUT, YOU WANT ME TO BE AVAILABLE FOR SEX WITHOUT-- 232 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,639 NO, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING, OKAY ? 233 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,374 THIS IS TOO FUCKIN' INTENSE FOR ME. 234 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,708 I HAVE A DAUGHTER NOW. 235 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,010 THAT IS SO LAME. 236 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,979 WHAT IS LAME ABOUT HAVING A DAUGHTER ? 237 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,713 USING IT AS AN EXCUSE. 238 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:01,982 OH, GOD. 239 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,451 I COULD BE PART OF BOTH YOUR-- 240 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,053 NO, YOU COULDN'T. 241 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,225 I HAVE TO GO. 242 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,394 YEAH, FINE GO. 243 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,202 LOOK, I'M SORRY-- 244 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,470 JUST GO, GO, GO. 245 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,385 ( door closing ) 246 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,588 ( female ) Hello ? 247 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,923 HEY, VANESSA, IT'S ME. 248 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,691 Hang on, Julio ! 249 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,825 NO, NO, NO, WAIT ! 250 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,560 ( Julio ) Hi, Papi. 251 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,962 HEY, JULIO... 252 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:54,567 I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO MOMMY... 253 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,203 She doesn't want to talk to you. 254 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,570 OH, SHE DOESN'T ? 255 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,605 No. 256 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,073 OKAY. 257 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,043 HOW'S MY LITTLE MAN, HUH ? 258 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,711 Good. 259 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:05,946 YEAH, YEAH. 260 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,747 When are you coming home ? 261 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,182 SOON, SOON. 262 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:09,983 PAPI'S JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY AT WORK LATELY... 263 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,818 I love you, Papi. 264 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,486 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 265 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,059 HEY, BABY. 266 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,438 NICE. 267 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,910 ( heavy breathing ) 268 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,262 SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING ? 269 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,530 ROSARITA BEACH. 270 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,166 MEXICO ? 271 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,234 THAT'S NOT TOO FAR, IS IT ? 272 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,936 FOUR HOURS TOPS. 273 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:07,274 IT'S YOUR TRIP, YOU'RE DRIVING. 274 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:10,710 OKAY, THEN YOU'RE THE NAVIGATOR. 275 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,446 I DID ALL THE RESEARCH. 276 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,115 WOW ! 277 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,551 I GOT A MAP FROM THE INTERNET, AND LIST OF ALL THE HACIENDAS, 278 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,120 AND I MADE US A RESERVATION. 279 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,456 IT'S THE OFF-SEASON AND EVERYTHING IS REDUCED. 280 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:28,228 YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK, LET'S GO TO MEXICO ! 281 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,098 ( laughing ) 282 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,235 IT'S NOT LIKE, I HAVE TO CROSS A BRIDGE EVERY DAY. 283 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,737 I NEVER HAVE TO CROSS BRIDGES. 284 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,040 BUT, 285 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,676 I THINK ABOUT CROSSING THEM CONSTANTLY. 286 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,149 YOU'RE TALKING METAPHORICALLY ? 287 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,552 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT LITERAL BRIDGES. 288 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,788 DID ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPEN TO YOU ON A BRIDGE ? 289 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,490 NO. 290 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,927 DID ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPEN TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE ON A BRIDGE ? 291 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,363 NO, BUT, THEY COLLAPSE ALL THE TIME. 292 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,964 IF YOU GOOGLE, "BRIDGE COLLAPSES" 293 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,633 YOU GET LIKE, 1,000 HITS. 294 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,002 AND YOU'RE WORRIED THAT IF YOU CROSSED A BRIDGE, 295 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,503 IT'LL COLLAPSE ? 296 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139 YES. 297 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,841 THAT'S A PHOBIA, BYRON. 298 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,410 I KNOW THAT. 299 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,717 I WANT YOU TO TRY SOMETHING FOR ME. 300 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,220 I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE 301 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322 THAT YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET 302 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,425 AND YOU COME TO A BRIDGE... 303 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,462 BUT I WOULDN'T, I WOULD GO AROUND IT. 304 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,264 THIS TIME YOU CAN'T GO AROUND IT. 305 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,766 GOING AROUND IT IS NOT AN OPTION. 306 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,669 I DON'T LIKE THIS... 307 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,072 IT'S JUST A SHORT BRIDGE. 308 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,178 JUST IMAGINE, 309 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:55,182 YOU'RE WALKING ACROSS IT, 310 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,419 AND IT DOESN'T COLLAPSE. 311 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,491 NOW, YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE, SAFE AND SOUND. 312 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,758 NO, I'M NOT. 313 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,094 YOU'RE NOT ? 314 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,197 NO, HALFWAY ACROSS, I JUMPED OFF. 315 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,039 BYRON, ARE YOU TAKING ANY MEDICATION AT THE MOMENT ? 316 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,676 40 MILLIGRAMS OF PROZAC. 317 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:40,860 OKAY, WELL, I HAVE TO CHECK IN WITH MY SUPERVISOR, DR. KEE, 318 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,298 OKAY, SO, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 319 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,699 I DON'T THINK HE'S SUICIDAL. 320 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,069 I THINK HE'S PHOBIC AND I THINK HE HAS O.C.D. 321 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,506 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 322 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,009 I'LL UP HIS PROZAC AND SEE IF THAT HELPS. 323 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,012 I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS HIS BEHAVIOR. 324 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,982 YOU WANT TO FORCE HIM TO WALK ACROSS A BRIDGE ? 325 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,551 NO. 326 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,719 YES, GRADUALLY. 327 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,391 YOU'VE GOT A REAL KNACK FOR THIS, BRENDA, BUT, 328 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,993 YOU CAN'T JUST FORCE SOMEONE WHO'S PHOBIC 329 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,928 TO FACE THEIR FEARS. 330 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,364 WHY NOT ? 331 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,332 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE MORE PATIENT THAN THAT. 332 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,502 SOMEONE LIKE BYRON MIGHT NEVER GET OVER HIS PHOBIA. 333 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,606 THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF CONTINUING HIS THERAPY ? 334 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,209 WELL, MAYBE, IT'S THE ONE THING 335 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,611 THAT KEEPS HIM FROM JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE. 336 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,383 I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 337 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,253 HEY. 338 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,054 HEY, DID YOU HEAR ? 339 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,890 HEAR WHAT ? 340 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,192 PROFESSOR POPE, 341 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,959 JUST GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 342 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,262 SHE'S DEAD ? 343 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,898 NO, NO, SHE JUST SUFFERED INTERNAL INJURIES, 344 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,500 SHE'S GONNA BE OUT FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. 345 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,868 BUT, SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY ? 346 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,570 YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, THAT DEPENDS 347 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,640 ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "SERIOUS INTERNAL INJURIES". 348 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,143 IF SHE PUNCTURED HER GALL BLADDER, SHE'LL BE FINE. 349 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,847 APPARENTLY, WE DON'T EVEN NEED OUR GALL BLADDER. 350 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,950 BUT, IF IT'S HER LIVER OR HER LUNGS OR SOMETHING MORE VITAL, 351 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,186 IT'S NOT SO GOOD. 352 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,154 WHAT IF IT WAS HER LABIA ? 353 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:19,392 WOULDN'T THAT BE TOTALLY TRAGIC FOR HER ? 354 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,463 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF RETARD ? 355 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,833 BECAUSE I SWEAR, RUSSELL, SOMETIMES YOU ARE. 356 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:31,404 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION LABIA ARE NOT INTERNAL ORGANS. 357 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,243 HELLO, EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS BILLY CHENOWITH. 358 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,315 AND I'LL BE YOUR SUB FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER... 359 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,852 YOU KNOW HIM ? 360 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,420 YEAH, I DO. 361 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,691 ... UNTIL THEN, YOU GUYS ARE UNFORTUNATELY MINE. 362 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,399 HEY. 363 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,779 OH, GOD, I FEEL SO GUILTY. 364 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,146 WHY ? 365 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,583 FOR BEING ALIVE. 366 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,688 OH, NATE-- 367 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,657 I JUST WANTED LISA GONE, I JUST WANTED HER OUT OF MY LIFE. 368 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,826 BUT, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN. 369 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,663 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME. 370 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,599 OH, GOD, NO, NO. 371 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:36,269 NATE, TOO MANY PEOPLE LOVE YOU AND NEED YOU. 372 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,406 YOUR FAMILY, MAYA. 373 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,276 I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU SO MUCH. 374 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,519 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 375 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,522 YOU'RE SO FULL OF HOLES, 376 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,525 YOU'RE THIS GAPING BOTTOMLESS PIT OF NEED. 377 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:03,296 YOU NEUROTIC, TEDIOUS, SELF-ABSORBED, BITCH. 378 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,831 ( honking ) 379 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,898 HEY ! 380 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,301 MOVE IT ! 381 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,703 FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID BITCH ! 382 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,009 He turns waste into black gold, oil and gasoline. 383 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,218 ( male ) The amount of waste out there is enormous. 384 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,321 12 billion tons of solid waste produced each year 385 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,523 in the United States alone. 386 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,994 ( female ) It takes the nation's dump trucks 323 million trips 387 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,096 to carry all that trash. 388 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,833 But, some say there is more than rubbish in the landfills. 389 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:44,303 Brian, of Hells Company, believes there are riches, 390 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,906 a renewable energy resource. 391 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:50,577 ( male ) We open this valve and the oil comes out from here. 392 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,112 ( female ) There turning waste into fuel 393 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:57,517 and they've invented an ingenious new technology to do it... 394 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,351 UH-OH. 395 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,557 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 396 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,596 THAT'S OKAY, THAT'S OKAY. 397 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,905 LIFE IS A SERIES OF ACCIDENTS... 398 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,649 ONE AFTER ANOTHER. 399 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:53,139 ( music ) 400 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:48,227 OKAY, WELL, NOW WE KNOW THE REASON IT WAS SO CHEAP. 401 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,329 IT'S A DUMP. 402 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,764 IT'S NOT A DUMP. 403 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,534 IT'S RUSTIC. 404 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,473 IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE MAID SERVICE, THAT'S ALL. 405 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,043 AT LEAST WE CAN SEE THE OCEAN. 406 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,546 WELL, THERE'S THAT. 407 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,821 PEW ! 408 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:19,692 ( laughing ) 409 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,362 I MADE A TERRIBLE DECISION AND BROUGHT US TO A HORRIBLE PLACE. 410 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,898 OH, COME ON, IT'S ROSARITA. 411 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,300 I MEAN, WE'RE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY, FISHER ! 412 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,470 "HORRIBLE" AND "TERRIBLE" ARE TWO OF THE MOST UNDERRATED 413 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,573 QUALITIES WHEN TRAVELING IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. 414 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:37,176 "HORRIBLE" AND "TERRIBLE", OFTEN LEAD TO FUN AND ADVENTURE. 415 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,545 REALLY AND TRULY ? 416 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:39,946 YOU KNOW THE SAYING, 417 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,781 "YOU CAN'T MAKE CHICKEN SALAD OUT OF CHICKEN SHIT" ? 418 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,449 I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER HEARD THAT ONE. 419 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,351 WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YA, 420 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:48,187 YOU CAN AND I HAVE. 421 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,723 HMM. 422 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,725 SO, I WAS IN PATAGONIA FOR A WHILE, 423 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,561 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, HOW CHEAPLY YOU CAN LIVE DOWN THERE, 424 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,896 AND THEN I GOT AMOEBIC DYSENTERY, 425 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,431 YEAH, AND MY GRANT MONEY FINALLY RAN OUT, 426 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:00,633 SO, I FIGURED, 427 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,401 TIME TO HEAD BACK TO THE STATES. 428 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,270 THAT'S WHEN I GOT THE CALL FROM DEAN PERELLI, 429 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,206 ABOUT FILLING IN FOR CAROLYN POPE. 430 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:10,509 THE FACT THAT, CAROLYN POPE, IS TENURED BLOWS MY MIND, 431 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,345 WHAT CAN I SAY, SHIT DEFINITELY ROLLS UP HILL. 432 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,115 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S ANY GOOD ? 433 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:19,085 HMM, UH, WELL, 434 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,054 SHE'S STRICTLY ACADEMIC. 435 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,792 MUFFIN ? 436 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,762 HOW'S BRENDA ? 437 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:31,998 HMM. 438 00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:34,967 WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN ALMOST A YEAR. 439 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:39,271 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, WE'RE OFFICIALLY "ESTRANGED". 440 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:43,876 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU ? 441 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,913 I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I'M DEPRESSED, 442 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,481 I DON'T THINK IT'S CLINICAL, BUT... 443 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:53,352 I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HAVE A NORMAL, 444 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:55,454 HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER PERSON. 445 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,690 GET IN LINE. 446 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,325 NOBODY HAS NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS. 447 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,795 MY THEORY, WHICH I HAVE YET TO PUT INTO PRACTICE, 448 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,132 IS TO PICK SOMEONE SLIGHTLY LESS CRAZY THAN YOU ARE. 449 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,034 ( laughing ) 450 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:12,171 SOCIETY LIKE, PROPAGATES THIS VISION OF PEOPLE HOOKG UP 451 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,906 AND STAYING TOGETHER FOREVER, 452 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:18,410 WHEN IN REALITY, HOW OFTEN DOES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN ? 453 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:22,749 I THINK IT ALL COMES DOWN TO LIKE, BASIC ANIMAL CHEMISTRY, 454 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:26,085 AND IF YOU GET THE CHEMISTRY WRONG, IT'S LIKE, BLEACH 455 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,888 AND WHATEVER THAT SHIT THAT MAKES BLEACH EXPLODE. 456 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,456 RIGHT, I THINK IT'S AMMONIA. 457 00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:31,290 AMMONIA. 458 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,492 YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 459 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,662 YOU KNOW, I THINK, LIKE, 460 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:38,164 YOU START OUT WITH WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING PARENTS 461 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,266 AND THEIR SICK-FUCK GENE-POOLS STICK YOU WITH. 462 00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:41,734 RIGHT... 463 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,703 BUT IF YOU SEE ENOUGH SHRINKS FOR LONG ENOUGH, 464 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,405 AND YOU GET YOUR "COCKTAIL" RIGHT, 465 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:48,340 I THINK YOU CAN... 466 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,177 GET OVER YOURSELF, 467 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,412 HAVE A LIFE. 468 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,581 I WONDER IF THERE'S A COCKTAIL 469 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:58,484 THAT CAN MAKE YOU COMPATIBLE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 470 00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:02,054 I SURE AS SHIT HOPE SO. 471 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,727 DIG IN, GUYS. 472 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:11,898 THESE ARE MUSHROOMS ? 473 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,767 GIANT PORTABELLOS, THE BEST. 474 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,568 THE FILET MIGNON OF FUNGI. 475 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,304 IF YOU WANTED A FILET MIGNON, 476 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,572 WHY NOT JUST EAT A FILET MIGNON ? 477 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,842 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY UNITS OF CALORIC ENERGY 478 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:25,712 IT TAKES TO MAKE A SINGLE CALORIE OF BEEF STEAK ? 479 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,715 AH, NO, BUT I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL ME. 480 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,483 78 CALORIES OF FOSSIL FUEL 481 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,386 FOR EVERCALORIE OF BEEF PROTEIN. 482 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,924 THE MEAT INDUSTRY ALONG WITH MOST OF THE AGRI-BUSINESS 483 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,993 IN THIS COUNTRY IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNSUSTAINABLE. 484 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,795 SO, YOU'RE SAYING, WE SHOULDN'T EAT MEAT ? 485 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:44,096 MEAT ISN'T THE PROBLEM. 486 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,398 IT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE TABLE THE FOOD, 487 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,867 WHATEVER IT IS, IS PRODUCED. 488 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,102 IF IT'S PRODUCED LOCALLY, IT'S NOT JUST FRESHER, 489 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,270 IT'S LESS WASTEFUL. 490 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,439 I USED TO WORK AT A FOOD CO-OP IN SEATTLE 491 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,674 AND WE USED TO HUNT FOR CHANTERELLES. 492 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,744 I REMEMBER READING SOMEWHERE 493 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,611 THAT MUSHROOMS ARE GROWN IN DUNG. 494 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:02,048 EVERYTHING ORGANIC IS GROWN IN DUNG. 495 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,850 WHAT DO YOU THINK FERTILIZER IS ? 496 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:07,019 THESE, I BELIEVE, WERE GROWN IN SHEEP DUNG... IN VENTURA. 497 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:10,056 ( David ) EVENING, GENTLEMEN. 498 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:13,459 DAVID, WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US FOR DINNER ? 499 00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:16,796 GEORGE GRILLED UP SOME GIANT PORTABELLO MUSHROOMS. 500 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,965 AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED IN SHEEP DUNG. 501 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:22,201 UH... NO THANKS, I'M GOING HOME. 502 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,103 TO MY HUSBAND. 503 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,206 YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 504 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,083 I KNOW, IT'S A PERIOD PIECE 505 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,285 AND A PRESIDENTIAL BIO-PIC, BUT LOOK, 506 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:42,822 WHAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IS THAT WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT, 507 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,157 ASIDE FROM BEING THE FATTEST PRESIDENT EVER, 508 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,894 WAS ALSO LIKE THIS UNDERDOG AND A REBEL. 509 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:51,363 HE WAS KIND OF LIKE, THE EMINEM OF HIS DAY. 510 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,999 YEAH. 511 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:55,101 OH YEAH, SEAN PENN, WOULD BE TOTALLY AWESOME, 512 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:57,770 BUT IS HE GONNA BE WILLING TO PUT ON 150 POUNDS ? 513 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,773 YEAH, YEAH, MAN, I GOTTA GO, 514 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,309 I'LL CHECK YOU LATER. 515 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,543 HEY, BREN. 516 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:05,744 HEY. 517 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,079 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 518 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:07,814 YEAH. 519 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,748 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ? 520 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,517 I NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING. 521 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,019 WHATCHOO WANT ? 522 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,821 YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES, KAHUNA, CATCH OF THE DAY ? 523 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,889 WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND ? 524 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,258 THE CATCH OF THE DAY IS THIS PALE GREEN SHIT 525 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,326 FROM UP MENDOCINO. 526 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,162 IT'S VERY STICKY, VERY NICE, NOT TOO SKUNKY. 527 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,231 MMM, SOUNDS GOOD. 528 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,371 THANKS. 529 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:36,242 ( music ) 530 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:56,896 ( tv chatter ) 531 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,438 WHAT, WE DON'T EAT DINNER TOGETHER ANYMORE ? 532 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,408 I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING LATE. 533 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,710 WELL, I'M NOT. 534 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,980 I'M SORRY, 535 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,517 I JUST ATE THE LAST PIECE. 536 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,220 BUT YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU SOMETHING ? 537 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,489 NO, I THINK I'LL GO TO FAT BURGER... 538 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,491 ALONE. 539 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,228 ( door slamming ) 540 00:30:33,199 --> 00:30:34,666 YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY 300 BRIDGE ? 541 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:37,336 NO. 542 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,840 NOT ME, I'M GONNA TURN IN EARLY, I'M BEAT. 543 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:45,844 I THINK I GOTTA GIVE MAYA A BATH. 544 00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,981 ( glass breaking ) 545 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,418 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ? 546 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:07,900 OKAY, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, WE CAN SEE YOU ! 547 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,868 YEAH, AND WE'VE GOT A GUN ! 548 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:12,104 AND A PHONE, SO, 549 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,805 IF YOU DON'T STEP OUT FROM BEHIND THOSE DRAPES... 550 00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:16,442 WE'RE GONNA FILL 'EM FULL OF HOLES ! 551 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,476 DON'T SHOOT ! 552 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,411 NO SHOOTING ! 553 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,647 IT'S YOU ? 554 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,049 YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN. 555 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,816 NO, BUT UNLESS YOU GOT A GOOD FUCKING REASON 556 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,518 FOR BREAKING INTO OUR PLACE OF BUSINESS-- 557 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,187 I'M CALLING THE COPS ! 558 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,788 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN HERE ? 559 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,023 WHERE'S MAYA ? 560 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,458 I PUT HER IN THE PLAYPEN ON THE SUN PORCH. 561 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,293 RUN FOR IT ! 562 00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:36,495 OW ! 563 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,131 I THINK YOU BROKE MY ARM ! 564 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,370 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ? 565 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,311 GET UP. 566 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,917 YOU BROKE IN HERE TO STEAL YOUR DEAD BUDDY'S COMIC BOOK ? 567 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,286 IT WAS HIS IDEA ! 568 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:01,520 SHUT UP ! 569 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:02,754 IT'S WORTH FOUR-GRAND. 570 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,023 MAYBE FOUR-AND-A-HALF. 571 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,658 AND HE WASN'T MY BUDDY. 572 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:07,659 I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE HIM. 573 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,628 THAT'S IT. 574 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:10,662 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 575 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,031 DON'T BOTHER, RICO. 576 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:13,432 I DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU LIKED HIM OR NOT. 577 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,867 HIS LAST WISH WAS TO BE BURIED WITH THIS THING 578 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,204 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 579 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,573 SO, PUT IT BACK ! 580 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,685 NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND 581 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,221 AND CALL THE COPS. 582 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,192 I THINK YOU BROKE MY FUCKIN' ARM, DUDE. 583 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,696 NICELY DONE. 584 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,398 THANK YOU. 585 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,205 ( music ) 586 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:13,392 * IN NEW ORLEANS MARDI GRAS * 587 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:31,910 * WHEN THE ONE THAT YOU LOVE IS IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER MAN * 588 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:35,547 OH, MAN, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 589 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,152 THAT'S COOL WITH ME. 590 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:43,089 HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR "BAG OF TEA". 591 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,995 THIS WATER ISN'T VERY HOT. 592 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:52,198 IT'S A LUKE-WARM TUB. 593 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,666 HAVE SOME OF THIS ? 594 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,202 I DON'T LIKE TEQUILA. 595 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,538 YOU KNOW THAT COLD, RUBBERY LOBSTER DINNER WE JUST ATE ? 596 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:02,808 IT WAS PROBABLY SEETHING WITH BACTERIA. 597 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:04,843 A COUPLE OF SWIGS OF THIS 598 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:06,178 AND WE WON'T BE FIGHTING ALL NIGHT 599 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:09,515 OVER WHO GETS TO RIDE THE PORCELAIN BUS. 600 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:18,324 ( laughing ) 601 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:24,096 WE'VE BEEN IN HERE OVER 10 MINUTES 602 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:25,597 AND IT'S NOT GETTING ANY WARMER. 603 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,867 I HAVE HALF A MIND TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER. 604 00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:32,504 GO FOR IT, FISHER. 605 00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,310 ( bells ) 606 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,181 ( bell ) 607 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:47,319 ( speaking Spanish ) 608 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,160 DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH ? 609 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:55,994 YES, HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? 610 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,263 THE HEATER IN THE JACUZZI 611 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:59,965 DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING VERY WELL. 612 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:05,304 I'M SORRY, WE TURN IT OFF AFTER SUNSET DURING THE OFF-SEASON. 613 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,639 MY FRIEND AND I ARE PAYING GUESTS OF YOUR MOTEL, 614 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,409 AND WE WOULD LIKE THE HEATER ON IN THE JACUZZI. 615 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:13,078 WHETHER OR NOT IT'S THE OFF-SEASON 616 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,580 IS NONE OF OUR CONCERN. 617 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,916 YOU CAN TURN THE DAMNED THING ON OR GIVE US A FULL REFUND. 618 00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:20,386 WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A REFUND FOR THE ROOM, 619 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:22,053 YOU'VE ALREADY CHECKED IN. 620 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,989 THEN WE'LL CHECK OUT, 621 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:26,525 AND I'LL CALL THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY 622 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:30,529 AND HAVE THEM REFUSE PAYMENT. 623 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,899 ( Spanish music ) 624 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,938 I'LL TURN THE HEATER ON IN THE JACUZZI. 625 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,274 BUT ONLY FOR ONE-HALF HOUR ! 626 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,644 THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! 627 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,154 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THERE, 628 00:35:56,255 --> 00:36:00,559 BUT THIS BABY IS COOKING LIKE A LOBSTER POT ! 629 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,162 GIMME SOME MORE OF THAT. 630 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:07,233 ( laughing ) 631 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,140 AY YAY YAY ! 632 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:18,176 ( laughing ) 633 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,348 ( music ) 634 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,191 WOW. 635 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:38,196 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 636 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,341 I JUST REMEMBERED THE FIRST TIME I EVER REALIZED 637 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,278 WHAT DAD REALLY DID IN THIS HOUSE. 638 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,247 I HAD THIS DOG, YIPPIE, 639 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,550 AND I FOUND HIM UNDERNEATH MY BED 640 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,886 AND HE WAS ALREADY DEAD, SO... 641 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,322 I WRAPPED HIM UP IN A BLANKET 642 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,190 AND I BROUGHT HIM DOWNSTAIRS TO THE PREP ROOM. 643 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,259 I THOUGHT MAYBE DAD COULD FIX HIM, YOU KNOW, 644 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:11,297 BRING HIM BACK SOMEHOW. 645 00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:14,466 THEN I REALIZED THERE WERE ALL THESE BODIES DOWN THERE... 646 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,703 AND THEY WERE ALL DEAD. 647 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,239 AND DAD WAS FIXING THEM, 648 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,041 BUT HE WASN'T BRINGING ANYBODY BACK. 649 00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,610 HE WAS JUST MAKING THEM MORE... 650 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,312 PRESENTABLE. 651 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,584 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE SO SAD AND ALONE 652 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,687 IN THE DARK DOWN THERE, THEY JUST NEEDED 653 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:38,189 SOMEONE TO COME AND SIT WITH THEM. 654 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,827 YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT, TOO. 655 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,764 SOMETIMES I STILL DO. 656 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,308 THAT'S YOU. 657 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,945 THAT'S ME. 658 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,285 WHERE'S DAD ? 659 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,758 HE'S NOT HERE. 660 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:22,200 IS THIS FOR CLASS ? 661 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,936 NO, I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S FOR YET. 662 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,440 MAYBE, IT'S JUST FOR ME. 663 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,209 I LOVE THAT LITTLE COFFIN REFRIGERATOR. 664 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,614 THANK YOU. 665 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:38,850 I MEAN, I STILL ALWAYS THINK ABOUT ACTING OUT, BUT... 666 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:42,020 NOW, WHEN I GET IN THE CAR AND TAKE A DRIVE, 667 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,755 INSTEAD OF PICKING UP A HOOKER, 668 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,992 I JUST GO TO THE KRISPY KREME. 669 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,660 ( laughing ) 670 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,396 SO, NOW, I'M ADDICTED TO KRISPY KREME. 671 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,598 40 POUNDS HEAVIER. 672 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:55,133 EVEN MY WIFE DOESN'T WANT TO... 673 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:58,437 EXCUSE MY FRENCH, FUCK ME. 674 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,373 I'M SORRY. 675 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:05,110 SOMEONE HERE TONIGHT REEKS OF MARIJUANA. 676 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,653 IT'S NOT A.A. 677 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,222 NO, BUT, IT'S STILL AGAINST THE RULES. 678 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:19,224 I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE 679 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:22,628 AND COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE STRAIGHT OR SOBER. 680 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,031 YOU'RE RIGHT. 681 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:29,468 I'M SORRY, BUT... 682 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,871 I REALLY NEED TO BE HERE. 683 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,408 I'M... 684 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,247 I NEED TO BE HERE. 685 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:45,050 I'M REALLY SCARED ABOUT WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO ME IF I LEAVE, 686 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,786 SO, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE. 687 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,797 THANK YOU. 688 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,025 ( music ) 689 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,860 HEY, BUDDY BOY. 690 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,263 * MAKE A LITTLE DREAM WORTHWHILE * 691 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,467 YIPPIE'S DEAD. 692 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:39,605 CAN YOU FIX HIM ? 693 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:42,708 I'M SORRY, KIDDO, 694 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,543 BUT I CAN'T. 695 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:47,879 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE CAN DO, THOUGH. 696 00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:54,820 WE CAN GIVE HIM A REAL NICE SEND-OFF. 697 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,826 * SMILE 698 00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:03,228 * A SMILE IS MEANT TO GIVE AWAY * 699 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:07,465 * GIVE 100 EVERY DAY 700 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,239 NOW, WE NEED SOMETHING OF YOURS TO PUT IN WITH HIM. 701 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:17,475 HE HAS MY BLANKET. 702 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,410 SOMETHING MORE PERSONAL. 703 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,548 I KNOW... WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB IN WITH HIM ? 704 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:26,017 THAT WAY HE'LL NEVER BE LONELY. 705 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,498 NATE, I'M SORRY. 706 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:43,034 BUT I HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING WITH ME. 707 00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:46,538 BEING ALONE FOR ALL ETERNITY SUCKS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 708 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,708 I NEED SOMETHING REALLY PERSONAL, 709 00:41:49,808 --> 00:41:51,276 LIKE A PIECE OF ME. 710 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,345 I'VE DECIDED, IT SHOULD BE MAYA. 711 00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:56,214 NO. 712 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:01,286 NATE, YOU KNOW WHAT DAD USED TO SAY ? 713 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:04,055 WE ALL HAVE TO GO SOMETIME. 714 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,905 WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ? 715 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:21,406 DEATH MAN. 716 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:23,842 I WANTED TO BE "THE GRIM REAPER" 717 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:26,277 BUT, THE FOLKS AT MARVEL ALREADY HAD A COPYRIGHT ON IT. 718 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,780 SORRY, KIDDO, 719 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,817 THEY'RE ALL COMING WITH ME. 720 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:37,288 I COULD STAY IF YOU WANT ME TO... 721 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:40,659 YES. 722 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,964 NOBODY STAYS. 723 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,299 INCLUDING YOU. 724 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,811 ( barking ) 725 00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:02,681 SIT. 726 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,251 ( sneezing ) 727 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,419 OOH, I'M ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 728 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,723 ( laughing ) 729 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,428 NOW, THERE'S THE MAN I MARRIED. 730 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:21,667 WHO WANTS THE END PIECE, HMM ? 731 00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:27,105 HONEY ? 732 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:37,983 BUDDY BOY. 733 00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:51,863 HE LIKED A LOT OF THINGS. 734 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,666 HIS COMIC BOOK COLLECTION, OF COURSE. 735 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,635 "THE LORD OF THE RINGS" TRILOGY. 736 00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:01,206 EVERY MOVIE THAT HALLE BERRY WAS IN. 737 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:03,675 EXCEPT "MONSTER'S BALL". 738 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,544 FOR SOME REASON, HE DIDN'T LIKE "MONSTER'S BALL". 739 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,680 IT'S LIKE, THESE GUYS HIT 15 740 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:10,348 AND GOT STUCK IN SOME KIND OF TIME WARP. 741 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:13,351 IT'S KIND OF SCARY, ISN'T IT ? 742 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:18,790 IT'S JUST DEPRESSING HOW ALIENATED THEY ALL LOOK. 743 00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:22,527 WELL, FROM US MAYBE, BUT... 744 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:26,264 LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE A COMMUNITY. 745 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:30,969 THIS IS WHO THEY ARE. 746 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,410 ( sniffling ) 747 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:42,413 ARE YOU CRYING ? 748 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,282 NO, NO. 749 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,419 OKAY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? 750 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,421 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A SERIOUS FREAK. 751 00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:54,760 MAYBE, I AM A SERIOUS FREAK. 752 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,405 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ME. 753 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:11,209 ( laughing ) 754 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:19,217 ( laughing ) 755 00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:22,053 ( Spanish music ) 756 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:36,034 ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL ? 757 00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:39,637 ...A BEACH FULL OF HORSE APPLES, FISHER. 758 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,107 ( laughing ) 759 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:43,842 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK ? 760 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,011 I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST MOVE ON. 761 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,381 YOU DO ? 762 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:51,682 HOW LONG WERE YOU TWO TOGETHER ? 763 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:54,820 SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 764 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,721 THAT'S A LONG TIME. 765 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:58,389 I KNOW A LOT OF MAMMALS MATE FOR LIFE, 766 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,826 BUT MOST PRIMATES DON'T. 767 00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,829 WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS, NOT PRIMATES. 768 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:07,999 WE SHARE 98.8% OF THE SAME D.N.A. AS A CHIMPANZEE. 769 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,368 WE'RE MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO THEM 770 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:12,203 THAN THEY ARE TO GORILLAS. 771 00:46:13,939 --> 00:46:15,573 MAYBE YOUR TIME WITH HER IS OVER. 772 00:46:15,673 --> 00:46:16,842 YOU'RE YOUNG ENOUGH, 773 00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:20,045 JUST GO FIND ANOTHER ONE. 774 00:46:23,414 --> 00:46:26,684 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS FOLDED MY UNDIES. 775 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,021 THAT IS SO FUCKING SWEET. 776 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:35,760 IS SHE STILL LIVING HERE ? 777 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:38,129 EVIDENTLY. 778 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:44,002 I THOUGHT EDIE AND ANITA WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. 779 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,703 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT THEY'RE NOT. 780 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,373 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF ME. 781 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:51,977 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TAKE PICTURES. 782 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:54,312 DUDE, NOBODY BROUGHT A CAMERA. 783 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:55,646 HERE... 784 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:58,116 FEED THE PIGEONS. 785 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,022 THIS SUCKS. 786 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:07,592 YOU WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE ? 787 00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:09,527 NOT REALLY. 788 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:13,564 YOU WANNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT ? 789 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,300 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 790 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,703 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 791 00:47:18,803 --> 00:47:21,172 WE COULD DRIVE OVER TO LACMA, CHECK OUT THE ARBUS EXHIBIT. 792 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:24,609 WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD, AND THEN, 793 00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:27,112 REPORT BACK TO US. 794 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:31,516 OKAY, 795 00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:34,352 MAYBE I WILL. 796 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:39,590 LATER. 797 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,564 SO... I HEARD SOMETHING. 798 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,635 WHAT DID YOU HEAR ? 799 00:47:50,735 --> 00:47:52,403 IT WAS FROM EDIE AND ANITA. 800 00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:53,905 OH ? 801 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:57,442 THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU NEVER HAVING AN ORGASM. 802 00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:01,346 ACTUALLY EDIE DID A PIECE ON IT, LAST NIGHT AT "NUTS AND JOLTS". 803 00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,081 SHE DID ? 804 00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:06,817 "A STRAIGHT GIRL WANTED TO EAT MY PUSSY 805 00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:09,454 BU THEN SHE CHANGED HER MIND." 806 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:10,755 SHE SAID THAT ?! 807 00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:12,123 VERBATIM. 808 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,892 IT WAS KINDA COOL, THOUGH. 809 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:21,599 OH GOD, I AM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW. 810 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:22,833 DON'T BE. 811 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,169 YEAH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 812 00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:27,505 NO, LISTEN, REALLY, DON'T BE. 813 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,010 IS IT TRUE, THOUGH ? 814 00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:34,946 YES, I CHANGED MY MIND. 815 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:39,217 NO, I MEANT ABOUT THE ORGASM. 816 00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:45,556 BECAUSE IF IT IS, IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 817 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,825 BELIEVE ME, MOST OF THE WOMEN THAT I'VE BEEN WITH 818 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,995 HAVE HAD A HARD TIME. 819 00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:52,363 BUT I HEARD ABOUT THIS LIKE, NEW TECHNIQUE, 820 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,968 AND I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO TRYING IT OUT. 821 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,539 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TRY IT OUT WITH YOU ? 822 00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:05,410 OKAY. 823 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:18,223 * DRAMA QUEEN 824 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:30,668 I WAS WATCHING THAT. 825 00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:32,037 TOO BAD. 826 00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:33,671 WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME ? 827 00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:35,140 MAYBE I AM. 828 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,108 LOOK, IF THIS IS ABOUT CELESTE, 829 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,743 I THOUGHT WE WERE OKAY WITH THAT. 830 00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:40,345 WE WERE, NOW WE'RE NOT. 831 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:41,946 YOU CAN'T JUST BE OKAY WITH SOMETHING 832 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:44,082 AND THEN NOT BE OKAY WITH IT, FOR NO REASON. 833 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:45,883 MAYBE I'VE HAD TIME TO THINK IT THROUGH 834 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,186 AND IT'S NOT DIGESTING WELL. 835 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:50,488 WELL, TAKE A TUMS, WHY DON'T YOU ? 836 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,525 I FUCKED SARGE ! 837 00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:58,663 WHO ? 838 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,166 THE VEINY GUY FROM LA HABRA. 839 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,534 WHO DIDN'T SECRETLY WANT ME TO HAVE WOMEN'S BREASTS ! 840 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:06,971 WAIT, WHEN DID YOU FUCK THE VEINY GUY FROM LA HABRA ? 841 00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:08,806 AFTER WE AGREED NOT TO FUCK ANYBODY 842 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:10,475 OUTSIDE THE RELATIONSHIP ! 843 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,210 THEN, WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME NOT TO FUCK ANYBODY OUTSIDE 844 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:14,079 THE RELATIONSHIP, IF YOU WERE GONNA JUST 845 00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,481 TURN RIGHT THE FUCK AROUND AND FUCK SOMEBODY YOURSELF ? 846 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:17,615 I DON'T KNOW ! 847 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:19,250 BECAUSE, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FUCK ANYBODY ELSE ! 848 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,586 AND I WASN'T PLANNING ON FUCKING ANYBODY ELSE, EITHER ! 849 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:23,288 WELL, HOW IS THAT FAIR ? 850 00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:25,390 BECAUSE I KNEW THAT I COULD DO IT WITHOUT IT MEANING ANYTHING. 851 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,226 BELIEVE ME, I N DO IT WITHOUT IT MEANING ANYTHING, TOO ! 852 00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:30,495 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 853 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:33,198 IT MEANS, THAT I WOULDN'T DO IT IF IT MEANT ANYTHING. 854 00:50:33,298 --> 00:50:34,899 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 855 00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:38,236 YOU ARE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY. 856 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,505 LOOK, I FUCKED CELESTE, 857 00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:42,107 YOU FUCKED VEINY GUY FROM LA HABRA ! 858 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,209 TIT FOR TAT, WE'RE EVEN. 859 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:47,478 OKAY, YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THE WORD "TIT" TO ME, EVER. 860 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,347 I'M TAKING A SHOWER. 861 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:52,417 YEAH, WELL, DON'T BLOW ANYBODY WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE. 862 00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:55,120 ( music ) 863 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:57,722 WOW. 864 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,425 PRETTY GOOD, HUH ? 865 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:02,160 OH, MY GOD. 866 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,463 YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED ? 867 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,066 IT HAS A NAME ? 868 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,072 "GRINDING THE CORN". 869 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,943 "GRINDING THE CORN" ? 870 00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:22,947 WHAT'S THE "CORN" ? 871 00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,416 YOU KNOW, WITH LIKE, A MORTAR AND PESTLE ? 872 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:28,986 ONLY YOU PUSH THE PESTLE AGAINST THE RIM OF THE MORTAR, 873 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:33,191 NOT IN THE BOWL. 874 00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:36,661 OH. 875 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,868 ( laughing ) 876 00:51:43,968 --> 00:51:45,470 YEAH. 877 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,676 ( knocking ) 878 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:39,690 IS HE GOING TO BE OKAY ? 879 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,767 IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IS IT ? 880 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,068 OF COURSE NOT, FISHER. 881 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,704 THERE WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT. 882 00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:57,475 LAMENTO MUCHO, EL CABELLO, EL ES MUY VIEJO 883 00:52:57,575 --> 00:53:00,311 Y MUY ENFERMO. 884 00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,392 ( gunshot ) 885 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,130 ( crying ) 886 00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:23,968 I THINK I'D LIKE TO GO HOME NOW. 887 00:53:27,472 --> 00:53:30,207 ( horse neighing ) 888 00:53:38,115 --> 00:53:41,719 ( Spanish music ) 889 00:53:41,819 --> 00:53:45,155 Captions Copyright 2004 HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 890 00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:49,760 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER