1 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,209 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:53,581 - ( liquid pouring ) - ( radio playing soft music ) 3 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:57,151 ( pills rattling ) 4 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,887 Boy: BUT WHY CAN'T I GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? 5 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,891 I TOLD YOU, 6 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,560 I WANT YOU HOME WITH ME. 7 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,663 WHO'S MY BOY? 8 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,065 WHO'S MY BIG MAN? 9 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,901 ME. 10 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,103 ( chuckles ) WHO NEEDS SCHOOL? 11 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,173 BUT I LIKE SCHOOL. 12 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,108 SO DID I. 13 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,144 EVERYBODY FORGETS MOMMY WAS SMART 14 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,247 AND WENT TO COLLEGE. 15 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,184 THEY DON'T REALLY TEACH YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 16 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:34,054 LIKE WHY DO MEN FLY THE COOP? 17 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,824 THEY ALWAYS FLY THE COOP. 18 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,662 EXCEPT FOR YOU, GEORGIE. 19 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,098 - ( food sizzling ) - MOM. 20 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,235 HMM? 21 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,770 OH, CHRIST. 22 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:06,320 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE, 23 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,756 FRIED BOLOGNA AND VELVEETA. 24 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,593 EAT IT. 25 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,336 IT'S A STINKING LIFE, GEORGE. 26 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,506 YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO WEAR HIGH HEELS AND A GIRDLE. 27 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,409 YOU GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND THINGS JUST GET WORSE. 28 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,611 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 29 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,815 WHAT ARE THOSE FOR? 30 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,984 MM. 31 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:40,020 MOMMY HURTS. 32 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,056 WHAT IF YOU FALL DOWN AGAIN? 33 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,826 I'LL TAKE A NAP RIGHT HERE. 34 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,764 HOLD MY HAND. 35 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,768 THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE ASLEEP? 36 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,704 MM-HMM. 37 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,206 WHAT IF I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 38 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,609 THEN GO TO THE BATHROOM, 39 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,945 GET BACK HERE ANHOLD MY HAND. 40 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,481 GOD, SOMETIMES YOU'RE SO STUPID. 41 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,817 SORRY. 42 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,655 LISTEN, I'M VERY TIRED. 43 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:19,192 SO DON'T LET ANYBODY WAKE ME UP. I MEAN IT! 44 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,894 ALL RIGHT. OW! 45 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,863 OH. 46 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,202 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 47 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,305 DO YOU LOVE ME? 48 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,376 YOU'RE MY LIFE, GEORGE. 49 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,978 REMEMBER THAT. 50 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,314 I WILL. 51 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,576 ( organ playing ) 52 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,912 ( man speaking foreign language ) 53 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,917 - ( whispers ) EXCUSE ME. - HEY HEY HEY. 54 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:19,487 - HI, GEORGE. - HOW'RE YOU DOING? EVERYTHING OKAY? 55 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,389 I NEED TO GO IN THERE. 56 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,857 ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOURS? 57 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:27,528 NO, BUT THEY'VE SUFFERED A TERRIBLE LOSS. 58 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,630 WELL, THIS ONE'S KIND OF PRIVATE. 59 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,565 I'LL JUST SIT IN THE BACK. 60 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,367 AH, GEORGE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 61 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,603 THERE'S A FUNERAL LATER THIS AFTERNOON. 62 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:37,204 THEY'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU. 63 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,172 OKAY? SO, YEAH, REALLY NICE PEOPLE. 64 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,108 GO UPSTAIRS, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 65 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,311 - I'D LIKE TO BE OF HELP IF I CAN. - WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 66 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,380 ( clears throat ) 67 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,016 ( minister speaking foreign language ) 68 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,721 MYKONOS WAS INSANE. 69 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,924 YOU'D MEET A BUNCH OF BACKPACK PEOPLE FROM ICELAND OR WHEREVER, 70 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,160 AND WE'D ALL SWIM OUT TO AN EMPTY CRUISER AND PARTY ALL NIGHT. 71 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,496 - ON SOME STRANGER'S BOAT? - UH-HUH. 72 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,732 - WHAT IF YOU GOT CAUGHT? - NOBODY GAVE A FUCK. 73 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,401 THEN SWIM BACK IN THE MORNING DRUNK, STONED, 74 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,571 - AND LIE IN THE SUN. - KISS. 75 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,011 I'M A NEW MAN WITH YOU. 76 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:21,181 YOU'VE CHANGED EVERYTHING. 77 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:24,317 I HAVE? REALLY? 78 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:27,087 CAN'T YOU TELL? 79 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,490 I'M HAPPIER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN. 80 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,895 - AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. - OH, STOP IT. 81 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:41,201 LET'S STAY IN BED ALL DAY 82 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,336 TALKING... 83 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:46,406 - AND FUCKING. - YES, PLEASE. 84 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,645 YOU KNOW WHAT? 85 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,148 I THINK WE NEED TO SPEND A FEW YEARS IN EUROPE. 86 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,417 - WHAT? LIKE LIVE THERE? - MM-HMM. 87 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,853 THEY DESPISE AMERICANS. I DON'T NEED THAT. 88 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,955 BUT IT WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR YOUR ART. 89 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,757 I MEAN, YOU WOULD REALLY RIPEN OVER THERE. 90 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,993 NOT FRANCE, THAT'S TOO TIRED. 91 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,696 I SEE US IN SPAIN. 92 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,064 ( laughs ) I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,933 MM-HMM. 94 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,768 WHERE IN SPAIN? 95 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,804 GRANADA. 96 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:17,938 ( chuckles ) 97 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,073 - BARCELONA. - MM. 98 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,942 BARCELONA. 99 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,377 AND THE ISLANDS. 100 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,514 MALLORCA. 101 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,882 MINORCA. 102 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,086 - IBIZA. - IBIZA? 103 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,287 UH-HUH. 104 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,190 DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. THERE'S A SYSTEM. 105 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,059 OKAY, OKAY. 106 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,961 OH, AND THIS IS? 107 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,597 YOUR COPY OF THE FIRST HALF OF THE FIRST PART 108 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,766 OF THE L.A. COUNTY ADOPTION APPLICATION. 109 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,301 - UH, BUT I ALREADY SIGNED EVERYTHING. - NOT THIS. 110 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,772 OUR APPOINTMENT IS TOMORROW. IF WE'RE NOT ON TOP OF OUR PAPERWORK 111 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,341 SHIRLEY WILL KICK OUR "GAY DADDY" ASSES INTO THE STREET. 112 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,209 ( chuckles ) 113 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,311 AND THIS PILE IS? 114 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,713 ( sighs ) 115 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,816 "FERTILITY FUTURES" SURROGACY MATERIALS. 116 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,886 IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER AND COLOR CODED. 117 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,689 - OUR APPOINTMENT THERE IS? - DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 118 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,724 WE GET TO TALK TO THE SURROGATE ALONE. 119 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:14,227 - DID YOU SEND THE COUNTY YOUR ANGER MANAGEMENT STUFF? - YEAH, I THINK SO. 120 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,963 YOU POUNDED SOME GUY TO A BLOODY PULP. 121 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,465 THEY HAVE TO HAVE A PAPER THAT SAYS YOU WON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 122 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,067 I SENT IT. I'M POSITIVE. 123 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,202 THEY HAVE A RECORD OF YOUR ASSAULT AGAINST ROGER? 124 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,005 ASSAULT, THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS. YES. 125 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:28,175 DID YOU GET HIS AFFIDAVIT ABOUT DROPPING THE CHARGES, 126 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,910 - ET CETERA? - OH SHIT. 127 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,445 CALL HIM. WE NEED IT TODAY SO I CAN SCAN IT 128 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,682 AND MAKE COPIES TO STAPLE TO THE SUPPLEMENTAL-- 129 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,151 - YOU ARE SUCH A MOM. - ( laughs ) 130 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,754 YOU ARE. 131 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:52,399 WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA GO RUN SOME ERRANDS. 132 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,935 ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING? HAPPY TO HELP. 133 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,605 OH, NO, THANKS, DEAR. I HAVE TO GO THE MARKET ANYWAY. 134 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,007 - I CAN DO THAT. - OR I CAN. 135 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,409 OH, NO, IT'S ONLY A FEW LITTLE THINGS I HAVE IN MY HEAD. 136 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:05,613 - George: MAKE A LIST. - AND I'LL PICK THEM UP ON THE WAY BACK. 137 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,782 - THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING. - THAT'S NICE, BUT IT'S EASIER IF I GET EVERYTHING. 138 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,618 THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FETCH AND CARRY FOR US, NATE. 139 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,053 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE PRODUCE SECTION. 140 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,222 RUTH, I'M GOING. 141 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,625 AND I HAVE THINGS TO DO IN THAT DIRECTION, SO WE'LL BOTH-- 142 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,660 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO GET DRESSED. 143 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,796 OKAY, I'LL MAKE A LIST. 144 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,031 YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM GO BY HIMSELF? 145 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,499 YOU HEARD. HE WOULDN'T LET ME STOP HIM. 146 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,670 IT'LL BE OKAY. IT'S ONE OF HIS GOOD DAYS. 147 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:33,373 I DON'T THINK SO. HE JUST TRIED TO CRASH A FUNERAL IN HIS BATHROBE. 148 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,042 YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO BE PERFECT. 149 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,977 I DON'T EXPECT HIM TO BE PERFECT. 150 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,946 I JUST WANT THE POOR GUY TO BE SAFE. 151 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,993 MAYBE I OULD SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR. 152 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,795 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR ME. 153 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,430 YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. 154 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,133 BUT, UM, NOW THAT WE'RE HERE... 155 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,736 I'M A VERY COMPLEX PERSON. 156 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,539 I'M SURE YOU ARE. 157 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,608 I KEEP ENDING UP HOSPITALS. 158 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,843 REALLY? 159 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,979 WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 160 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,782 OH, A FEW TIMES FOR ANOREXIA. 161 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:18,385 TWICE FOR ALCOHOL POISONING. 162 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,220 ONCE I HIT AN ARTERY. 163 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,923 I'M A CUTTER. 164 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,159 AND I KEEP PULLING MY HAIR OUT. 165 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,928 SO I SEE. 166 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,667 THERE'S ALL THIS PRESSURE TO BE NORMAL. 167 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,703 AND I CAN'T. 168 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,938 AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. 169 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,909 I THINK I DO. 170 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,447 Brenda: I GUESS I EXPECTED A FEW BODY-IMAGE ISSUES, 171 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,482 BUT IT'S EVERY GIRL WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR. 172 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,685 Jackie: I KNOW. I HAD A KID THIS MORNING, 173 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,986 SHE ONLY EATS ON SATURDAYS. 174 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,188 MINE, TWO BEERS AND A CANDY BAR, 175 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,590 THAT'S IT, EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. 176 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,526 I MEAN, JESUS, DO THEIR FAMILIES NOT NOTICE 177 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,729 THEIR DAUGHTERS ARE EMACIATED? 178 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,397 I KNOW. YOU KNOW, I WAS A FAT GIRL. 179 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,800 - NAH. - OH, YEAH. 180 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,336 - 204 LBS.! - NO WAY! 181 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,873 YEAH. WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE SO MUCH COMPASSION? 182 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,542 DID YOU STARVE IT OFF? 183 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,811 OH, GOD, I TRIED. BUT I WAS TOO WEAK. 184 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,180 THOSE ANORECTICS ARE MADE OF STEEL, YOU KNOW? 185 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,282 ( laughs ) 186 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,417 SO HOW'D YOU LOSE IT? 187 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,019 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 188 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,188 I'M BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WEIGH. 189 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,191 NO, I NEED TO KNOW. AS A THERAPIST IT WILL HELP ME. 190 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,625 WAS IT 12 STEPS? 191 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,095 - OH, YEAH? - HYPNOTHERAPY? 192 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,098 SPEED. 193 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,466 YEAH, SEE? 194 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,201 IT'S TERRIBLE. DON'T TELL. 195 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,003 YOU'RE A FINE EXAMPLE! 196 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,472 HEY, IT'S FUCKING HARD TO BE A FAT GIRL. 197 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,776 ( George humming ) 198 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,785 ( baby coos ) 199 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,453 THESE ARE FROM CHILE. 200 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,157 ISN'T IT AMAZING THE VARIETY OF APPLES YOU CAN GET NOWADAYS? 201 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,459 WE LIKE THE FUJIS. 202 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,962 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? 203 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,399 Loretta: THOUGHT YOU'D BEEN FEELING A LITTLE OFF LATELY. 204 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,870 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE 51 YEARS AGO TODAY YOU LET ME DIE. 205 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,107 NO! 206 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,209 YOU OKAY? 207 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,678 NO. 208 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,081 NO. 209 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,387 - ( dance music playing ) - Roger: HE WAS A GYMNAST. STATE GYMNAST FROM IOWA. 210 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:37,791 JUST WEDGED HIMSELF BETWEEN THE SLATS, WENT ACROSS LIKE SPIDERMAN. 211 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,626 KEITH! DAVID! 212 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:43,363 THIS IS HAL AND HAL'S FRIEND CRITTER. 213 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,564 - HEY. - HI. 214 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,599 - PLEASURE. - HELLO. 215 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,336 WE'RE BEING BAD. HAL FIRED UP THE BLENDER 216 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,172 AND SUDDENLY DAIQUIRIS WERE LITTERING THE LANDSCAPE. 217 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,274 CARE TO INDULGE? 218 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,980 BETTER NOT. THERE'S THE MEETING TOMORROW. 219 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,349 RIGHT RIGHT. WHAT AM I THINKING? 220 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,185 KEITH AND DAVID ARE GOING TO BE FATHERS. 221 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,387 - WOO-HOO! - CONGRATULATIONS! 222 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,391 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE HAD A COPY OF YOUR LETTER IN HAND. 223 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,826 OF COURSE! 224 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,028 I'LL GET IT SO YOU CAN RELAX. 225 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,297 IT'S SIGNED, WITNESSED, NOTARIZED. 226 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,166 CAUTERIZED, CIRCUMCISED. 227 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,037 AND YOU KNOW ROGER BECAUSE? 228 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,840 HE'S HELPING WITH MY CAREER. 229 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,276 - SO YOU'RE AN ACTOR? - YEAH, WELL, SOON. 230 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,212 YOU KNOW, MOSTLY I'VE BEEN DOING MODELING. 231 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,181 BUT I'M, LIKE, BORING, YOU KNOW? 232 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,850 - I NEED TO CUT LOOSE A LITTLE. - YEAH. 233 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,187 - NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. - HAL IS GOING TO BE HUGE! 234 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:43,590 - Critter: HMM, DEFINITELY! - WELL... 235 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,662 DAVID, IT'S BEEN MONTHS. 236 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,331 I'VE BEEN WELL BEHAVED. 237 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,765 I EMPLOY YOUR HUSBAND. 238 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,302 I THINK I'VE PROVED I'M NOT SATAN. 239 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,503 YEAH, YOU HAVE. 240 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,505 - PRETTY MUCH. - ( laughs ) 241 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,374 ( sighs ) THANK YOU, ROGER. 242 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,376 HERE'S TO CHILDREN. 243 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:07,080 - Hal: ALL RIGHT. - MAY THEY BE WANTED AND LOVED JUST AS THEY ARE. 244 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,916 BECAUSE ANYTHING LESS IS HELL, 245 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,051 AS WE ALL KNOW. 246 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,958 * I NEARLY LOST MY WAY 247 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,894 * BUT I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU * 248 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,164 * I'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO YOU * 249 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:29,836 * WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? * 250 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:34,774 * I HEARD OUR SONG ON THE RADIO * 251 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:41,481 * AND WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? * 252 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,651 * I JUST CALLED 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW * 253 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:49,456 * WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? * 254 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,892 ( laughs ) 255 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,562 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 256 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,599 - SAME AS YOU, LOOKING FOR A DATE. - HMM. 257 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,801 DOESN'T THIS REMIND YOU OF A MOVIE? 258 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,272 TWO PEOPLE WHO GOT A DIVORCE MEET AT A SINGLES NIGHT AND THEY-- 259 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,040 NO! 260 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,642 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOOKED UP WITH THE HOCKEY PLAYER. 261 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,145 THAT WAS JUST SEX. 262 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 263 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,216 WHY NOT? WE'RE ADULTS. ADULTS HAVE SEX. 264 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,685 WE DON'T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. 265 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,954 I JUST THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 266 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,726 YOU WANNA COME BY AND SEE THE KIDS TOMORROW? 267 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,528 I CAN'T. 268 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,631 I'VE GOT TO GO TO IRVINE FOR A FUNERAL DIRECTOR'S CONFERENCE. 269 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,300 UGH! FUN. 270 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,767 YEAH. WHOO. 271 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,337 - ( laughs ) - A REALLY GOOD TIME. 272 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,272 CHEER UP, RICO. 273 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,409 GO ON, MINGLE. CALL THE BOYS WHEN YOU GET BACK. 274 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,577 OH, THERE'S THAT MAN I WANT TO TALK TO. 275 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,818 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M VANESSA. - HI. 276 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,987 Vanessa: HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU AT 10:00 MASS? 277 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,389 Joe doesn't know about the party. 278 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,291 It's a surprise. Shh! 279 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:02,662 Mr. Salt: We need lots of help getting ready for the party. 280 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,534 - HEY, YOU. - HEY, YOU. 281 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,670 - HEY, YOU! - ( laughs ) 282 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,705 Brenda: YOU HUNGRY? 283 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,908 UM, NO, THANK YOU. 284 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:19,112 I HAD A GARDEN BURGER IN THE CAR. 285 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,049 - ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE EATING THAT? - WHY NOT? 286 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,085 - THAT LETTUCE IS GRAY. - MM. 287 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,786 - LOOK AT THAT. - Nate: WOW. 288 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,890 FUNNY. THERE'S PASTA FROM THE OTHER NIGHT IN THE FRIDGE. 289 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,193 REALLY, ALL I WANT IS A SHOWER. 290 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,764 HEY, IS THERE ANYTHING INTERNAL I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 291 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,032 HMM? 292 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,201 - EGG-WISE. - OH. 293 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,871 GOD, I FORGOT FOR ONCE. 294 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,074 UM, NO. 295 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,641 - THANK YOU FOR ASKING. - MM-HMM. 296 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,378 AND MOM WANTS US TO COME FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 297 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,247 OH, NATE, WE WERE JUST THERE LAST WEEK. 298 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,383 GEORGE LIKES TO SPEND TIME WITH MAYA 299 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,418 AND I REALLY THINK MY MOM COULD USE THE RELIEF. 300 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,254 - IT'S EXCRUCIATING. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 301 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,191 - NO, I'LL GO. - Maya: HE'S FUNNY. 302 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,327 ( Maya laughs ) YOU'RE FUNNY. 303 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,462 Billy: YEAH, YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. 304 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,199 THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING IN THIS COUNTRY WE'RE GETTING OUT. 305 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,534 NO, NOT ITALY. THAT'S A CLICHE. 306 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,270 WE'RE NOT TAKING A SEMESTER IN FUCKING FLORENCE. 307 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,506 WE ARE BUILDING OUR LIVES THERE. 308 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,108 YEAH, MAYBE SPAIN. 309 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,076 OR, WAIT, PORTUGAL. 310 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,413 OH OH OH, MOROCCO. 311 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,316 WAIT. I STILL KNOW PEOPLE. WHAT TIME IS IT OVER THERE? 312 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,751 WELL, WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW? 313 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,820 OKAY OKAY. OKAY OKAY OKAY. 314 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,628 WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS PROCEDURE IS COST PROHIBITIVE, 315 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,263 YET FASCINATING. 316 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,898 SO AS A RESEARCH EXPERIMENT 317 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,535 I COMMITTED MYSELF TO WATERLESS EMBALMING 318 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,303 FOR SEVEN MONTHS. 319 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,473 THIS FOR MANY OF US IS THE ROAD NOT TAKEN. 320 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,709 BUT I DIVERGED IN THE YELLOW WOOD 321 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,279 TO DEVELOP BETTER TECHNIQUES FOR THOSE SITUATIONS 322 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,449 IN WHICH THERE MAY BE NO H2O. 323 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,016 LET US COMPARE. 324 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,586 TYPICALLY, THE ANHYDROUS PROCESS 325 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,156 WOULD INVOLVES 16 OUNCES ARTERIAL FLUID, 326 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,125 32 OUNCES HUMECTANT, 327 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,494 OR HUMECTANT CO-INJECTION MIX, 328 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,630 PLUS 32 OUNCES WATER TREATMENT. 329 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:21,168 RESULTING IN A FINAL DILUTION STRENGTH 330 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:25,672 OF 3-4% HCHO. 331 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,509 NOW IN A TYPICAL CONVENTIONAL EMBALMING 332 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,511 THE NUMBERS WOULD BE SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT. 333 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:36,616 WITH 10-12 OUNCES ARTERIAL FLUID, 334 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,017 EIGHT OUNCES HUMECTANT, 335 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,320 OR HUMECTANT CO-INJECTION MIX... 336 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,190 OKAY. GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 337 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,592 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. 338 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,235 - ( laughs ) HEY. - HEY. 339 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,738 "FISHER & DIAZ" 340 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,208 HEY, DO YOU KNOW FISHER & SONS? 341 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,211 WELL, FISHER & DIAZ USED TO BE FISHER & SONS. 342 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,513 SEE, I OWN PART OF THE BUSINESS NOW. 343 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,816 THE SAME PLACE. MAN, THAT IS CRAZY. 344 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,419 - I WORKED THERE. - NO. 345 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,386 REALLY? 346 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,022 - "ANGELA." - YOU'RE FEDERICO. 347 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,691 YOU WENT OVER TO KROENER FOR A WHILE, RIGHT? 348 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,527 THAT'S WHEN I CAME IN. 349 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,862 I REMEMBER YOUR WORK FROM THE BOARD. 350 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,731 - YOU ROCK! - ( laughs ) 351 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,200 AND I'M PRETTY GOOD MYSELF, SO I SHOULD KNOW. 352 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,968 THANK YOU. 353 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,003 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 354 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,274 OF COURSE THEY FIRED ME, THE FISHERS. 355 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,843 I BROKE A GLASS, YOU KNOW. 356 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,447 THEY ACTED LIKE I MURDERED SOMEBODY OR FUCKED A BODY! 357 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,215 - ( laughs ) - OR WHATEVER! 358 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,651 I DON'T WANNA DIS YOUR PARTNERS. 359 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,486 YOU'RE AWESOME! 360 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,223 HEY, ARE YOU GONNA GO TO ADVANCED ANATOMY FOR RESTORATIVE ART? 361 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,991 YEAH. YEAH, I AM. 362 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,427 WELL, GOOD. WE CAN SIT TOGETHER. 363 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,230 - I'LL BE YOUR GROUPIE. - ( laughs ) 364 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,166 I MEAN, YOUR WIFE WON'T MIND, WILL SHE? 365 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,034 UH, EX-WIFE. 366 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,203 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE RIGHT NOW. 367 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,205 OH, TOO BAD 368 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,074 THAT SUCKS. 369 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,510 ( chuckles ) 370 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,713 WELL, LET'S GO. WE WANNA GET A GOOD SEAT, RIGHT? 371 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,515 WOW! 372 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,618 - YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR! - YOU CAN READ THE LETTER YOURSELF. 373 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,688 THIS COUNSELING IS MANDATORY OR YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED. 374 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,492 - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! - THAT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 375 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,294 YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME! 376 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,662 LISTEN, NOLAN, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO YOU. 377 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,099 - IT HAS NOTHING TO DO-- - BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 378 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,501 ( groans ) 379 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,437 ( muttering ) THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. 380 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,741 I MISS YOU. 381 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,310 IT'S BEEN TWO HOURS. 382 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,778 I'M GETTING A NEW CAMERA. 383 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,714 YOU'RE GONNA SHIT. 384 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,382 IT'S DIGITAL. 385 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,684 ( laughs ) BECAUSE I WANT TO TRY IT. 386 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,186 I WANT TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF WHAT DIGITAL CAN DO. 387 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,523 I KNOW YOU'RE A PURIST. 388 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,158 JUST THINK OF IT AS A REAL EXPENSIVE TOY. 389 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,429 OKAY, LATER. I LOVE YOU. 390 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,532 IT'S DECLINED. 391 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,234 OH, NO. THAT'S A MISTAKE. YOUR COMPUTER'S SCREWED UP. 392 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,602 DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER CARD? 393 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,305 NO. TRY THAT ONE AGAIN. IT WORKS. 394 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,879 HMM. DECLINED. 395 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,815 WHAT THE FUCK? 396 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,953 - I'M SORRY. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 397 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,989 YOU HAVE OUR WHOLE LIVES THERE ON PAPER. WHAT MAKES US UNSUITABLE PARENTS? 398 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,825 KEITH DID EVERYTHING HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. HIS RECORD IS CLEAN. 399 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,995 BUT YOURS IS NOT. 400 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,464 WHAT? 401 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,298 LOOK, I WISH YOU'D BEEN MORE HONEST WITH ME. 402 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,334 IT WOULD HAVE SAVED US ALL A LOT OF WORK. 403 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,103 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN? - DAVID. 404 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,973 YOU WERE ARRESTED IN LAS VEGAS 405 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,576 ON MAY 25TH, 2001 406 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,778 FOR LUDE AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR 407 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,014 IN A PUBLIC PLACE WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE. 408 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,422 I AM SO DISAPPOINTED. 409 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,758 I'VE DEVOTED WEEKS TO YOUR CASE. 410 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,861 DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD KEEP IT A SECRET? 411 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,234 - YOU FUCKED UP. - I DID NOT. 412 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,470 YOU TOLD ME YOU TOOK CARE OF IT. 413 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,672 YOU SAID THE ARREST WAS EXPUNGED. 414 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,874 THAT'S WHAT THE VEGAS COP SAID. 415 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,677 LOOK, I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FUCK THAT HOOKER AND GET BUSTED. 416 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,346 THAT SMUG DYKE SHIRLEY RUBS IT IN MY FACE. 417 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,215 YOU FUCKED UP AND IT COST US EVERYTHING! 418 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,385 THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT SCREAMING BACK AT YOU RIGHT NOW 419 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,186 IS BECAUSE I KNOW HOW UPSET YOU ARE. 420 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,556 WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S UPSET? 421 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,025 - WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT? - I AM UPSET. 422 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,328 BUT I HAVE TO DRIVE THE CAR AND GET US HOME ALIVE WHILE YOU FREAK OUT! 423 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,631 BULLSHIT! YOU DON'T CARE! 424 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:48,167 I DO CARE! BUT IT DIDN'T COST US EVERYTHING. 425 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,404 THERE'S A SURROGATE, MAYBE WE CAN GET THINGS GOING WITH HER? 426 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,440 YOU NEVER WANTED TO ADOPT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 427 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,976 FUCK THE SURROGATE. YOU CAN MEET HER YOURSELF. I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. 428 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,945 OKAY. 429 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,216 ( sobs ) 430 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,152 I MEAN, I KNEW HE WAS PISSED OFF, 431 00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:08,187 BUT I DID NOT SEE IT COMING. 432 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,622 YOU KNOW, BOOM! 433 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:12,559 JUST BOUNCES ME OFF THE WALL TWICE. 434 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:16,362 YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL WITH THESE KIDS WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR PATHOLOGY. 435 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,631 HE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 436 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,266 YEAH. 437 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,702 GETS THE ADRENALINE PUMPING, DOESN'T IT? 438 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,403 YEAH. 439 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,406 OH, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER 440 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:32,011 AT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S TONIGHT. OH, HOW DEPRESSING. 441 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,447 WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME AND HAVE DINNER WITH US? 442 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:37,550 YOU KNOW, DECOMPRESS WITH THE WACKY FELDMANS. 443 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,352 - OKAY. - GREAT! 444 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,522 I'D LOVE TO. 445 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,992 SO THEN I CALLED THE BANK AND THEY SAID THERE HAD BEEN NO MONEY DEPOSITED. 446 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,528 CAN YOU FIX THIS PLEASE? I HAVE TO GET A NEW CAMERA. 447 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,897 CLAIRE, YOU'RE NOT ENROLLED IN COLLEGE THIS QUARTER. 448 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,365 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT? - Your mother. 449 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,768 You should have told me yourself. 450 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,004 I'M TAKING SOME TIME OFF. SO WHAT? 451 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,774 SO, YOU CAN'T ACCESS THE FUNDS. I'M SORRY. 452 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,110 I BEG YOUR PARDON. THAT IS MY MONEY. 453 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,580 - MY FATHER GAVE IT TO ME. - He set up a trust to pay for your education, 454 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,550 not support your lifestyle outside of the classroom. 455 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,485 IT IS NOT MY LIFESTYLE, IT IS MY LIFE! 456 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:16,055 AND I'M LEARNING MORE NOW THAN I EVER DID IN THAT PRETENTIOUS ART BARN! 457 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:19,592 YOU DON'T INHERIT FREE AND CLEAR UNTIL YOU'RE 25. THE LANGUAGE IS VERY SPECIFIC. 458 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,428 THIS IS, LIKE, BUREAUCRATIC BULLSHIT! 459 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,163 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO EUROPE 460 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,566 AND FUCKING RIPEN WHEN YOU WON'T GIVE ME MY MONEY? 461 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:30,002 Your mother and I discussed this and we feel it's in your best interest. 462 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,604 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! 463 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:34,541 SHIT! SHIT! 464 00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,181 - Angela: AND HE'S WAVING HIS DICK AT ME! - Rico: OH, MAN. 465 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:45,017 AND SO I TOLD HIM, NOTHING'S EVER GOING TO HAPPEN 466 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,887 - TILL YOU WAX YOUR BACK AND YOUR ASS. - OH. 467 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,823 AND, OH YEAH, GET OUT OF MY HOT TUB, YOU OLD GEEZER. 468 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,425 - ( laughs ) - I MEAN, WAS THAT WRONG? 469 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,427 HELL, NO. OH, GOD! 470 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:58,430 YOU DIDN'T INVITE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 471 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,266 ( sighs ) 472 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,936 YOU ARE GODDAMN HOT! 473 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,205 AND YOU KNOW IT. 474 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:09,108 THE HAIR, THE FACE, 475 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:12,545 THE WHOLE FRIGGING PACKAGE! 476 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,815 ( chuckles ) 477 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,350 YOU'RE PRETTY DAMN HOT YOURSELF. 478 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,186 YEAH! 479 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,521 ( laughs ) YEAH! 480 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,524 OH, WOW. 481 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,760 I WAS GONNA DRIVE HIM TO FULLERTON TONIGHT, 482 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,698 BUT, UM, I GUESS NOT. ( laughs ) 483 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,705 WE CAN GO BACK TO MY ROOM. 484 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:41,207 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 485 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:44,210 I'M STARVING. CAN WE ORDER SOME ROOM SERVICE? 486 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,313 ( chuckles ) 487 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,782 I'M NOT STAYING HERE. 488 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:53,552 I'M AT THE IRVINE CENTER QUALITY INN DOWN THE BLOCK. 489 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,223 ( laughs ) THAT'S OKAY. 490 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,858 WE'LL FIND SOMETHING. 491 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,761 - ( chuckles ) - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 492 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:06,833 I, UH, SET THE TABLE. ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO TO HELP? 493 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,935 NO, DEAR. YOU JUST STAY OUT FROM UNDERFOOT. 494 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,537 - I'LL DO EVERYTHING. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 495 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,673 IT'S YOUR JOB TO ENTERTAIN THE GUESTS. 496 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,375 YES, BUT I WANT TO HELP YOU. 497 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:19,846 SO YOU SAY, BUT THEN YOU COME BACK FROM THE GROCERY EMPTY-HANDED. 498 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,682 - ( door opens ) - Nate: HEY HEY HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 499 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,517 - THERE'S GRANDPA GEORGE. - HELLO, THERE LITTLE ONE! 500 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,754 - HOW'RE YOU DOING, MOM? - FINE FINE. 501 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,756 EVERYTHING'S FINE SO FAR. 502 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:31,590 - OH, YEAH? - WHERE'S BRENDA? 503 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:35,762 UH, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING CAME UP AT WORK. SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT. 504 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:39,065 HI. GOD, I GOT SO LOST. 505 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,835 THE 10, THE 5, THE 2, THE 210, THE 101. 506 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,471 - AM I LATE? - UH, NATE, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER MAGGIE. 507 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:48,741 - NICE TO MEET YOU, MAGGIE. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. 508 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,377 - HI, NATE. - HI. 509 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:53,946 - AND WHO IS THIS? - THIS IS MAYA. 510 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,448 - THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. - HELLO, MAYA. 511 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,818 IT'S GREAT TO SEE US ALL TOGETHER. 512 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:02,655 OKAY, OKAY. EVERYONE IN THE DINING ROOM. I HAVE TO FINISH DINNER. 513 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,893 - HEY. - HEY. 514 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,729 - HONEY? - SHOO SHOO! 515 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:18,070 ( Maya giggling ) 516 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,609 ( chatting ) 517 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,444 Brenda: HE HAD BEEN TURNING UP TO CLASS DRUNK, 518 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:27,880 WHICH WAS SOMETHING THAT WE WERE BEGINNING TO ADDRESS. 519 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,017 - HE JUST WENT OFF ON HER. - OH, BRENDA, THAT SUCKS. 520 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,252 I KNOW, OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD I GUESS. 521 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,688 SURE, BUT STILL, IT SUCKS. 522 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:38,825 I SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED JACKIE RIGHT IN. 523 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,460 THERE IS NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN AN ADOLESCENT MALE. 524 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,262 NOT ME. I JUST COOK. 525 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,364 - HE MADE THE CHICKEN? - Brenda: REALLY? 526 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,133 I'M IMPRESSED. IT'S DELICIOUS. 527 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:50,669 THANKS. "THE JOY OF COOKING." A MONKEY COULD MAKE IT. 528 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,471 MOM GOT KICKED IN THE STOMACH ONCE. 529 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,540 - REALLY? - OH, THAT'S NOTHING. 530 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,075 SOME KID THREW A PHONE AT MARK ONCE. 531 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,210 - YEAH. - 10 STITCHES. SO HE WINS. 532 00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,545 - NICE. - HERE. 533 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:01,814 - OH. - Mark: WELL, NOT REALLY. 534 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,883 HE HAD A REASON TO THROW SOMETHING BUT NOT AT ME. 535 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,618 - ( laughs ) - WAR STORIES AND BATTLE SCARS. 536 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,621 OUR PARENTS-- THERAPISTS ON THE FRONTLINES. 537 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:13,525 - Mark: THAT'S US. - YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS WERE THERAPISTS, TOO. 538 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,094 WELL, PSYCHOLOGIST, PSYCHIATRIST. 539 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,929 - Sylvia: REALLY? - YEAH. 540 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,664 SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH. 541 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,266 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH. 542 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:24,003 TOO MANY HUGS. ALL THAT SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING. 543 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,205 NOT EXACTLY. 544 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,741 Sylvia: IS YOUR HUSBAND A THERAPIST? 545 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,277 NOT OFFICIALLY, BUT SORT OF. 546 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,947 SO DO YOU GUYS DISCUSS EVERY LITTLE THING TO DEATH? 547 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,083 - I TRY. - ( Sylvia laughs ) 548 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:40,619 ONCE WE HAD TO DISCIPLINE JOSH. 549 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,522 OH, AND THEY WERE ALL GUILTY ABOUT PUNISHING HIM 550 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,591 AND HE WAS CRYING. 551 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:48,060 LIKE, "I KNOW THAT I HAVE TO GO TO MY ROOM." 552 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,462 "BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT?" 553 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,398 ( all laugh ) 554 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:55,334 - Jackie: JOSHY. - Mark: AND THAT WAS JUST LAST WEEK. 555 00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:57,937 George: HE WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH THE JUNGLE ONE DAY 556 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,907 AND A PARROT FLEW DOWN AND LANDED ON HIS SHOULDER AND SAID, 557 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,775 "SAY, ISN'T YOUR NAME GEORGE?" 558 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,077 HE SAID, "YEAH, IT IS. HOW DID YOU KNOW?" 559 00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:08,747 OH, THOSE PARROTS KNOW A LOT OF THINGS, DON'T THEY? 560 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:12,351 MY FATHER IS REALLY ATTACHED TO YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 561 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:15,922 YEAH. IT TOOK THEM A LITTLE WHILE, BUT THEY'VE GOT IT GOING ON NOW. 562 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,557 - SHE'S SO ADORABLE. - YEAH. 563 00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,692 BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 564 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:24,063 SOMETIMES I THINK SHE'S THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT RIGHT. 565 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,764 I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 566 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,268 MY WIFE AND I ARE TRYING FOR ANOTHER ONE. 567 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,537 YEAH, RUTH TOLD ME. 568 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,306 - SORRY ABOUT... - YEAH YEAH, THANKS. 569 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,846 SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU MARRIED? YOU SINGLE? 570 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:43,315 OH, I BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE RIGHT BEFORE I MOVED UP HERE FROM PHOENIX. 571 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,551 I'M SORRY. 572 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:47,453 NO, IT'S GOOD. 573 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,521 I WAS MARRIED FOR A WHILE, 574 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,257 A LONG TIME AGO. 575 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,193 BUT, YOU KNOW, I WORK A LOT 576 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,496 SO IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO BE ON MY OWN FOR NOW. 577 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,798 ANY DESIRE FOR KIDS? 578 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,105 I'M SORRY. IS THAT TOO PERSONAL? 579 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,539 NO. 580 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,742 MY HUSBAND, UM... 581 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,245 OUR SON HAD A.L.L. 582 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:17,449 - I-- - THAT'S ACUTE LYMPHOBLASTIC LEUKEMIA. 583 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,887 SO, HE DIDN'T MAKE IT. 584 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,389 OH, MAGGIE, I'M-- 585 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,858 JESUS, I'M SO SORRY. 586 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,696 I HAD NO IDEA. I JUST, UM... 587 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,731 I CAN'T IMAGINE. 588 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,700 SHIT! JESUS. 589 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,402 YEAH. 590 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,338 WHEN? 591 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,240 OH, HE WAS TWO, 592 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:45,611 SO IT WAS, GOD, SIX YEARS AGO. 593 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,119 YEAH, TIME DOESN'T HELP, DOES IT? 594 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,156 NOPE. 595 00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:06,598 - MY FIRST WIFE... - I HEARD. 596 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,534 SO YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. 597 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,871 YEAH. 598 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,274 BUT TWO YEARS-OLD. WOW. 599 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,580 ( sighs ) 600 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:29,355 - HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO YOU? - Claire: I KNOW! 601 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,324 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M WASTING THE MONEY. I'M LIVING ON IT! 602 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,560 IT'S YOUR MONEY. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! 603 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,028 APPARENTLY NOT UNTIL I'M 25! 604 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,964 OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT! THAT'S BULLSHIT! 605 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:40,032 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 21 AND 25? 606 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,533 THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE! 607 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,070 LOOK, IF YOU COULD PAY FOR US TO GET TO BARCELONA, 608 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:46,738 ONCE WE'RE THERE I CAN GET A WORK VISA 609 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,407 AND TRANSLATE OR SOMETHING. 610 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,376 I MEAN I TOOK SPANISH. I LEARN FAST. 611 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:53,812 BABY, I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING FOREVER. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY. 612 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,949 I CARE THAT YOUR FAMILY TREATS YOU LIKE A CRIPPLED CHILD. 613 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,751 EITHER THAT OR THEY IGNORE ME. 614 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,988 THEY ALWAYS HAVE! 615 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,423 THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 616 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,293 - THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. - YOU CAN CONFRONT YOUR MOTHER. 617 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:09,795 SHE WON'T LISTEN! 618 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:11,497 I'M ON HER FUCKING HIT LIST! 619 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,566 - YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS. - MY FATHER WOULD BE SO PISSED! 620 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,841 THERE'S A LOT OF CANDY. 621 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,843 BUT IN THE MACHINE IT SOMETIMES GETS STALE. 622 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,246 I MORE OF A SALT AND GREASE PERSON. 623 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:30,616 - FRITOS? - YEAH, FRITOS. 624 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,419 HOW ABOUT SOME OF THOSE LITTLE ORANGE CRACKERS? 625 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,054 YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD. 626 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:37,023 WHAT'S IN THEM ANYWAY? 627 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:39,058 I THINK I HAVE SOME MORE QUARTERS. 628 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,060 OH, LOOK, THEY'VE GOT FUNIONS! 629 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,928 ( coins jingle ) 630 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:45,731 I'M SORRY. 631 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,204 I OVERREACTED. I JUST FELT SO GUILTY. 632 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,373 - I HAD TO-- - BECOME A FUCKING LUNATIC? 633 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,409 WHO ATTACKS THE ONE PERSON WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY? 634 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:03,915 YEAH. 635 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,551 SORRY. 636 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,125 WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE WE'RE ON DIFFERENT SIDES? 637 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:17,129 BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT. 638 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:25,404 IT'S NOT A COMPETITION. 639 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:29,541 NO MATTER HOW WE GET A CHILD WE BOTH WIN. 640 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,715 THEN WE'LL GO TO THE SURROGATE TOGETHER. 641 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:42,121 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE... 642 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:49,027 YOU'RE ONE SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. 643 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,463 I'M SORRY. 644 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,332 ( laughs ) 645 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:56,635 I'M SORRY. 646 00:33:56,735 --> 00:34:01,073 I'M SORRY I'M SUCH A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY. 647 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,541 ( laughs ) 648 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:05,211 ( moans ) OH, YEAH. GOD, YES! 649 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,015 LET'S DO IT ANOTHER WAY. 650 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,418 ANYWAY YOU WANT. 651 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,355 - ( growls ) - WHOO. 652 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,489 ( laughs ) 653 00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,558 ( shrieks ) 654 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,059 ( shouts ) OH MY GOD! 655 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,063 YOU'RE THE CUTEST GODDAMNED LITTLE FUCKER! 656 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,699 ( moans ) 657 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,668 DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF TONIGHT? 658 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,703 I CERTAINLY DID. 659 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,639 I DID TOO. 660 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,308 - IT WAS PLEASANT. - HMM. 661 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,544 IT'S SUCH A RELIEF TO SEE YOU SMILE. 662 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,448 OH, HOW I HATE TO SEE THOSE STORM CLOUDS GATHER. 663 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,616 IT'S VERY SCARY. 664 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,853 "HURRICANE RUTH." 665 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,589 I TRY TO SMILE OFTEN. 666 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:54,160 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ON COMMAND. 667 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,465 ( sighs ) PLEASE DON'T KNIT. 668 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,133 I ENJOY KNITTING. 669 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,703 I DESERVE TO KNIT. 670 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:08,207 YOU PUT THOSE THINGS UP, YOU'RE A MILLION MILES AWAY. 671 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:11,777 I'M SIX INCHES TO YOUR RIGHT. 672 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:15,414 18 INCHES. 673 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:20,352 WE DON'T HAVE TO BE ATTACHED AT THE HIP. 674 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,589 YOU'RE A GROWN MAN FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 675 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:33,765 YOU KNOW, I WANT A STRONG, CLOSE FAMILY TOO, RUTH. 676 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,370 WE CAN STILL DO IT. 677 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:39,838 CAN'T WE? 678 00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:41,173 I DON'T KNOW, GEORGE. 679 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,575 IF YOU WOULD GIVE ME A MOMENT'S PEACE. 680 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,349 OKAY. 681 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,190 OKAY. 682 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:07,833 ( sighs ) 683 00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:31,757 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 684 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,759 BREAKFAST IN BED. 685 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,501 MM. GOOD. 686 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,069 ( chuckles ) 687 00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:47,205 THIS WAY WE'LL BOTH BE FARTING! 688 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:48,907 ( laughs ) 689 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,877 HEY, WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME? 690 00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,579 SHOOT. 691 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,113 COME HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 692 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,383 WELL, I WILL IF I CAN. 693 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,217 SAY THAT YOU WILL. 694 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,720 - WHY? - I'M GONNA COOK. 695 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,355 OKAY, BUT IF I'M LATE 696 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,591 JUST GRAB SOMETHING WITH MAYA. I'LL GET SOMETHING AT MOM'S. 697 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,426 THAT'S OKAY. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU. 698 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:11,229 WHAT'S UP? IS THIS SOME BIG OCCASION I FORGOT ABOUT? 699 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,800 NO, I'D JUST LIKE US ALL TO HAVE DINNER TOGETHER. 700 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,369 WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST. 701 00:37:17,469 --> 00:37:19,405 I APPRECIATE IT. 702 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,232 Young George's voice: MOM! 703 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,634 MOM! 704 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:25,471 WAKE UP! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW! 705 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:27,439 MOM! 706 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,908 Ruth's voice: GEORGE? 707 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,744 - GEORGE? - WHAT? 708 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:35,981 I GAVE YOU THIS SANDWICH FOUR DAYS AGO. 709 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:40,018 WE HAD BAKED POTATOES AND BROCCOLI NIGHT BEFORE LAST. 710 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,987 WHY ARE THEY IN YOUR POCKETS? 711 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,390 I WASN'T HUNGRY. 712 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:46,592 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 713 00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:49,395 SO YOU HID THE FOOD IN YOUR CLOTHES? 714 00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,998 I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER. 715 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,537 - I'M SORRY. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 716 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:03,008 BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WEAR ROTTING FOOD. 717 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:05,777 - DO I NEED TO CHECK THE CLOSET? - NO NO. 718 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,713 UM, I'LL DO IT. 719 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,781 OKAY THEN. 720 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:14,085 I'M VERY SORRY. 721 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,087 IT'S NOTHING, DEAR. 722 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,567 ( disposal whirring ) 723 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,872 Angela: I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU STILL TALK TO EACH OTHER. 724 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:37,543 I MEAN, I GUESS WITH KIDS YOU HAVE TO. 725 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:40,111 Rico: WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR DIVORCE? 726 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,348 I DON'T KNOW. 727 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:46,618 IT WAS LIKE THE RELATIONSHIP GOT CANCER-- 728 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,488 THE FAST KIND WHERE NOTHING HELPS. 729 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,824 AND NOW WE'RE BOTH DEAD TO EACH OTHER. 730 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,728 I KIND OF FORGOT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 731 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,732 - THAT'S SO SAD. - ( chuckles ) 732 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,435 EH. 733 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:08,406 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO KEEP THIS GOING WE CAN. 734 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,579 ACTUALLY, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 735 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:16,882 HE'S NOT, LIKE, GREAT OR ANYTHING. 736 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:20,218 BUT, UM, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY TO DUMP HIM YET. 737 00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:22,988 ANYWAY, YOU'RE STILL A MARRIED MAN. 738 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,757 OH... 739 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,025 RIGHT. 740 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,393 ( chuckles ) 741 00:40:28,494 --> 00:40:32,230 WELL, I REALLY HOPE YOU FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL. 742 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:35,033 RICO! 743 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:37,469 I'M HERE AT THE IRVINE CENTER QUALITY INN. 744 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:40,906 AND I JUST HAD MY BRAINS SCREWED LOOSE 745 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:43,909 BY A GUY WHO CAN MAKE A MUTILATED CORPSE 746 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:46,678 LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE STAR. 747 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:49,481 ANGELA. 748 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,518 ( both laugh ) 749 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,521 SO DON'T YOU BE FEELING SORRY FOR ME. 750 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,924 OKAY? 751 00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:01,993 I KNOW IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I HAVE CHILD-BEARING HIPS. 752 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,428 ( laughs ) 753 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:05,564 REALLY HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 754 00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:07,432 I'M SURE YOUR HIPS ARE FINE. 755 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:11,069 HAVING BABIES IS SOMETHING I DO VERY VERY WELL. 756 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,771 I'M INCREDIBLY FERTILE. 757 00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:16,775 I NEVER GET SICK. MY LAST LABOR WAS THREE HOURS. 758 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,911 OTHER WOMEN HAVE CONTRACTIONS FOR DAYS. I GUESS I'M LUCKY. 759 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,581 AND HOW MANY CHILDREN HAVE YOU HAD? 760 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:25,717 ONE ON MY OWN, AND ONE FOR A COUPLE IN NEW MEXICO. 761 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,919 BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY GIRLS. 762 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,455 DEBORAH IN THE OFFICE HAS PICTURES. 763 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:34,526 WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO BECOME A SURROGATE? 764 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:37,062 IT'S NOT THE MONEY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 765 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,265 MY HUSBAND MAKES AN EXCELLENT LIVING IN COMPUTERS. 766 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:42,433 NO, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 767 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:45,070 CARRYING A CHILD FOR SOMEONE ELSE, 768 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,504 THAT CAN'T BE EASY. 769 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,273 LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET-- 770 00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:52,277 A PREGNANT WOMEN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 771 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,913 EVERYBODY TALKS TO HER. 772 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,915 EVERYBODY WANTS TO TOUCH HER. 773 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,118 IT'S LIKE HAVING A MAGICAL POWER 774 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,320 TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 775 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,455 THE BABY IN NEW MEXICO, 776 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,825 HOW COULD YOU GIVE HER AWAY? 777 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:09,460 THAT'S WHAT'S HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND. 778 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:12,297 ( whispers ) DAVID, IT'S A MIND-SET. 779 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,232 SHE NEVER BELONGED TO ME. 780 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,802 HMM. 781 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,638 AND YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM 782 00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:22,473 WITH THE PARENTS BEING TWO GAY MEN? 783 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:24,776 I LOVE GAY MEN! 784 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,145 WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE GAY MEN WERE MY BEST FRIENDS! 785 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:30,448 THEY CERTAINLY TREATED ME BETTER THAN MY BOYFRIENDS. 786 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,518 ( laughs ) I'M EXAGGERATING. 787 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:36,588 YOU TWO SEEM SO GOOD TOGETHER. 788 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:40,859 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BABY FOR YOU. 789 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:48,266 JESUS CHRIST, MOM, WOULD YOU STOP CLEANING AND TALK TO ME? 790 00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:50,769 NO, THIS ISN'T THE TIME AND THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY. 791 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,470 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SIGNIFICANT 792 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,741 THAT WHENEVER I MAKE A DECISION FOR MYSELF YOU HATE ME? 793 00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:58,409 I DON'T HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR CHOICES. 794 00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:00,145 LOOK AT ME! 795 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,615 ( sighs ) I AM AN ADULT! 796 00:43:03,715 --> 00:43:05,550 AND MY CHOICES ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 797 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,853 YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO CALL THAT LAWYER. 798 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,488 DAD LOVED ME. HE WANTED ME TO BE HAPPY. 799 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,290 THAT'S WHY HE LEFT ME THE MONEY. 800 00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:15,694 HE DID NOT INTEND TO FINANCE YOU WHILE YOU PLAY HOUSE WITH A CRAZY PERSON! 801 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:18,396 ( scoffs ) LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 802 00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:20,465 HE WANTED YOU TO BE EDUCATED, 803 00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:23,802 - TO LEARN, TO GO TO COLLEGE! - I AM LEARNING FROM LIFE! 804 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,304 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLLEGE IS! YOU NEVER WENT. 805 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,974 THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE AND NOW YOU HATE YOURSELF FOR IT 806 00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:31,342 - SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON ME! - THAT IS NOT TRUE! 807 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,979 THEN STOP BEING A CONTROLLING BITCH AND GIVE ME MY MONEY! 808 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,314 I WILL HIT YOU BACK THIS TIME! 809 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,752 BILLY AND I ARE MOVING TO SPAIN. 810 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:42,721 AND YOU CAN'T STOP US. 811 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:45,090 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 812 00:43:58,436 --> 00:44:00,371 HOW DOES IT TASTE? 813 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,073 IT'S GOOD. 814 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:05,844 - WE'VE HAD IT BEFORE, RIGHT? - NO, THIS IS NEW. 815 00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:08,313 CHICKEN AND VEGETABLE SAUTE... 816 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:12,250 - MMM. - ...OVER HERBED POLENTA TRIANGLES. 817 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,652 IT'S GOOD. 818 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:24,696 YOU KNOW THEY STARTED PULLING THAT GREAT HOUSE DOWN ON THE CORNER. 819 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,865 WHICH ONE? THAT BIG CRAFTSMEN? 820 00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,200 - HMM. - THAT'S A DRAG. IT'S A COOL HOUSE. 821 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:31,669 YEAH. 822 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:37,008 WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN. 823 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,744 YEAH. 824 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:41,046 YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO HAVE DINNER LIKE A FAMILY. 825 00:44:41,146 --> 00:44:44,282 - LIKE A REAL FAMILY. - ( fork clinks ) 826 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:47,218 QUIT TRYING TO BE SOME FUCKING HAUSFRAU! YOU'RE A REBEL! 827 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:49,788 YOU'RE A FREAK! WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BE A REAL FAMILY 828 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:52,157 NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAUTE! 829 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,762 WELL, WE ARE A REAL FAMILY. 830 00:44:56,862 --> 00:45:00,031 OH, YEAH, I KNOW. THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT. 831 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,868 I JUST MEANT, YOU KNOW, I'D LIKE US TO HAVE MORE FUN. 832 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,972 YOU KNOW, REALLY CONNECT. 833 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:09,975 WELL, WE ARE CONNECTING. 834 00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:12,978 - ( giggles ) - I'M HAVING FUN. YOU'RE HAVING FUN, RIGHT? 835 00:45:13,078 --> 00:45:16,114 - UH-HUH. - YEAH, WE'RE ENJOYING OURSELVES. 836 00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:23,822 Claire: OH MY GOD! 837 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:27,058 THIS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE I WAS GONNA GET. 838 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:29,394 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 839 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:31,529 Billy: YES, I DID! 840 00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:32,998 OH, THIS IS SO COOL. 841 00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:36,001 I CAN USE ALL MY LENSES FROM MY 35 WITH THIS. 842 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,669 THIS IS FOR BOTH OF US. WE'RE GONNA SHARE. 843 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:41,672 NO NO! I GOT ONE FOR MYSELF, TOO. 844 00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:43,909 YOU WHAT? 845 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:45,643 ( Billy laughs ) 846 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,046 WHAT IS ALL THIS SHIT? 847 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,681 WHAT, DID YOU GO TO BEVERLY HILLS 848 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:52,350 AND HAVE, LIKE, A SHOPPING SEIZURE? 849 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,152 ( Billy laughs ) 850 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,955 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS ANTIQUE MICROSCOPE? 851 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,090 OH, WE'LL LOOK THROUGH IT AND GET IDEAS! 852 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:01,359 WAIT WAIT. THESE ARE THE BEST! CLOSE YOUR EYES! 853 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,995 - ARE THEY CLOSED? - YEAH. 854 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,630 HUH? 855 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,866 YOU BOUGHT LEATHER PANTS? 856 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,668 YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ROCK STAR! 857 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,038 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 858 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,506 * AI YAI YAI YAI 859 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,008 * AI YAI YAI YAI 860 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,277 * TALKIN' 'BOUT THE BIG MONKEY MAN * 861 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:23,114 * I NEVER SAW YOU, I ONLY HEARD OF YOU * 862 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,683 * TALKIN' 'BOUT THE BIG MONKEY MAN * 863 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,019 * I NEVER SAW YOU. 864 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,621 Woman's voice: I'll leave you with Grandpa, 865 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:32,223 Daddy and Caroline. 866 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:35,760 And knowing that, I can finally say goodbye. 867 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:37,896 ( orchestral music playing ) 868 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:40,065 AH, THAT WAS LOVELY. 869 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,234 A LITTLE TOO SAD FOR ME. 870 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:46,304 BUT VERY TRUE TO LIFE. 871 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:55,146 NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE A BATH SO YOU TWO HAVE SOME TIME ALONE. 872 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,814 OH, RUTH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 873 00:46:56,915 --> 00:46:58,716 THAT'S OKAY. 874 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,952 DOES EVERYONE HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED? 875 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,821 YES, DEAR. THANK YOU. 876 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:05,790 GOODBYE. 877 00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:08,293 I MEAN, GOOD NIGHT. 878 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,043 DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG? 879 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:30,215 - I'M GONNA GET RUTH. - NO. 880 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,217 DON'T. 881 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:34,252 PLEASE. 882 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,189 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME, MAGGIE. 883 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:41,359 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 884 00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,194 I'M HAVING MORE SYMPTOMS. 885 00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:47,365 I NEED ANOTHER SHOCK TREATMENT BEFORE IT GETS WORSE. 886 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,800 OH, DADDY. 887 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,837 BUT YOU MUSTN'T TELL HER, OKAY? 888 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,505 I HAVE TO. 889 00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:57,042 - ( sighs ) - SHE'S YOUR WIFE. SHE WANTS TO KNOW. 890 00:47:57,142 --> 00:47:58,309 NO. 891 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,645 NO, SHE DOESN'T. 892 00:48:00,745 --> 00:48:02,247 BELIEVE ME. ( sniffs ) 893 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:05,716 CAN YOU JUST MAKE THE APPOINTMENT, 894 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:08,086 TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR AND BRING ME HOME? 895 00:48:08,186 --> 00:48:11,089 I DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT NOT TELLING RUTH. 896 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:14,559 I LOVE HER, MAGGIE. 897 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,564 IF I LOSE HER I'M FINISHED. 898 00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:23,935 PLEASE. 899 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:27,905 I WANT TO KEEP HER. 900 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,609 PLEASE HELP ME. 901 00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,349 I WILL. 902 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,622 ( sniffs ) 903 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,661 ( sighs ) 904 00:48:51,662 --> 00:49:02,607 ( soft music playing )