1 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,576 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:54,114 ( birds twittering ) 3 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,532 ( man speaking on TV ) 4 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,335 Once again no rain, but mostly high clouds. 5 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,937 Since you got so much information, can you tell us 6 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,906 why it smells like skunk outside the studio 7 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,641 - in Hollywood here? - It does? 8 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,744 Woman: Sam, do you know why that is? 9 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,947 ( clanks ) 10 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,583 ( kettle hissing ) 11 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:36,690 ( thumps ) 12 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,661 ( kettle whistling ) 13 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,578 ( water running ) 14 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,353 - ( faucet squeaks ) - ( water stops ) 15 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,311 Brenda: OKAY. OKAY, NOW! 16 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,313 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 17 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,648 WELL, THANK YOU. 18 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,617 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 19 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,820 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. 20 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,893 - ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT DAYCARE? - YEAH. 21 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:51,031 DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING IN THE BATHROOM? 22 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,533 ASIDE FROM A FEW NEW WRINKLES, NO. 23 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,369 IT WAS RIGHT BY THE TOILET. 24 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,971 ARE YOU PREGNANT? 25 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,874 YES. 26 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,176 THAT'S GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS! 27 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,479 CONGRATULATIONS? TO WHOM? 28 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,316 - COME ON, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? - NOTHING. 29 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,485 - TO YOU, TO ALL OF US! - NO NO, WHATEVER COMES UP IN YOUR HEAD. 30 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,621 - BRENDA, WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NO, NOTHING. 31 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,389 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS. 32 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,691 - COME ON, HONEY. - ARE YOU SURE IT'S POSITIVE? 33 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,060 THERE YOU GO, HONEY BUN. MAYA'S GONNA BE LATE. 34 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,063 BRENDA, I'M HAPPY, I-- 35 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,198 COME ON, GRAB HOLD. COME ON, BABY. 36 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,968 - BRENDA-- - SEE YOU TONIGHT, I GOTTA GET READY FOR WORK. 37 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,404 I'M HAPPY, JUST TELL ME AGAIN. 38 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,281 Billy: FUCK! 39 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,384 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SKI IRAQ SHIRT ANYWHERE? 40 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,886 - YOU HAD THAT ON LAST NIGHT. - YEAH, I DIDN'T ASK 41 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,221 WHETHER I HAD IT ON LAST NIGHT, I ASKED WHETHER YOU'VE SEEN IT. 42 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,157 I HAVEN'T. 43 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:51,859 ( yells ) SHIT! 44 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,094 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! 45 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,497 ( exhales ) NOTHING, 46 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,032 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN WEAR CLOTHES TODAY. 47 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,135 DON'T YOU HAVE CLASS? 48 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,606 YEAH, WELL, NOTHING FEELS RIGHT. 49 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,642 LOOK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIKE SEE A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING. 50 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,110 FOR WHAT? 51 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,945 I DON'T KNOW, DRY SKIN? 52 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,682 - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? - WELL, YEAH, 53 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,851 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, EVERY DAY WITH YOU IT'S LIKE A BIGGER PROBLEM. 54 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:21,121 NOT EVERYTHING IS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN MEDICATE, CLAIRE! 55 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,424 I KNOW THAT. 56 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,359 IT'S JUST MY CLOTHES ARE... 57 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:28,396 ALL HEAVY TODAY... 58 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,431 OR SOMETHING. I WANT MY SKI IRAQ SHIRT. 59 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:36,003 OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT. 60 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,338 OKAY, THANKS. 61 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,910 ( exhales ) THAT'S ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HELP. 62 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,446 OKAY. 63 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,651 OKAY. 64 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,987 SHIT, I FEEL LIKE I STILL HAVE SOMETHING ON. ( chuckles ) 65 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,959 MARY, KEITH AND DAVID HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO ASK YOU. 66 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,361 I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES. 67 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,064 WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE WANT YOU TO BE OUR EGG DONOR 68 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,699 AND OUR SURROGATE. 69 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,936 - BOTH? - IS THAT OKAY? 70 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:12,172 YEAH, IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER BEEN PROPOSED TO LIKE THIS. 71 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:13,974 MOST PEOPLE ARE SO BUSINESSLIKE. 72 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,843 YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET. 73 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,679 - WHOSE SEED WILL IT BE? - HIS. 74 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,983 SO THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DO 75 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,486 - FOR KEITH AND DAVID? - YEAH, I'D LOVE IT. 76 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,355 - I DIDN'T SAY YES? - UH, NO. 77 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,958 OH, THEN YES YES, OF COURSE, YES! 78 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,226 WELL, GOOD. 79 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,262 CAN I ASK A QUESTION? 80 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,264 PLEASE, DAVID. 81 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:40,233 WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. ASK ASK ASK. 82 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,503 IS THERE CAFFEINE IN THAT? 83 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,473 OH, WE'RE INTO THAT ALREADY. 84 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,608 OKAY. IT WAS SO NICE FOR A MINUTE THERE. 85 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,377 NO, I WAS JUST THINKING-- I'VE READ SOME BOOKS 86 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:53,280 THAT SAY CAFFEINE MAKES IT HARDER TO CONCEIVE... 87 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,583 SOMETIMES, THAT'S ALL. JUST CURIOUS. 88 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,651 MAYBE YOU'VE READ SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 89 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,654 I GET PREGNANT SUPER-EASILY, DAVID, TRUST ME. 90 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,723 IT'S KIND OF UNSETTLING. ( giggles ) 91 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,358 - OKAY. - BUT I ASSURE YOU, 92 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:08,028 ONCE WE'VE SIGNED THE PAPERS I WILL LOOK FORWARD 93 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,230 TO WORKING VERY CLOSE WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE 94 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,932 OUR BABY IS HEALTHY AND GETS CONCEIVED. 95 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,534 THANK YOU. 96 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,770 GOSH, I'M EXTRA EXCITED. AREN'T YOU? 97 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:20,941 WELL, I THINK WE'RE ALL VERY EXCITED. 98 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,678 - ARE YOU FINISHED WITH YOUR EGGS? - I'M DONE, THANK YOU. 99 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,781 WHEN I SAW THE BUILT-INS, I FELL TOTALLY IN LOVE, 100 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,683 AND I PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST. THE OWNER CALLS ME 101 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,719 YESTERDAY MORNING, HE SAID I COULD HAVE THE PLACE. 102 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,787 BUT THEN HE CALLED BACK AN HOUR LATER AND SAID 103 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,889 HE WASN'T RENTING IT, HE WAS GONNA SELL IT. 104 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,991 - OH, THAT'S SO ANNOYING. - ( sighs ) 105 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,694 WHATEVER, I'LL FIND A PLACE, I GUESS. 106 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,263 - IT'S ALL GOOD. - TIME'S UP. 107 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,733 OH, I WAS JUST FINDING MY RHYTHM. 108 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,935 NEXT WEEK WE START OUR CAPELETS, 109 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,371 SO PICK OUT SOME COLORFUL STUFF AND GET READY. 110 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,674 AND REMEMBER YOUR CLASS FEES INCLUDE 111 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,843 UNLIMITED KNITTING CIRCLE TIME, 112 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,011 SO FEEL FREE TO DROP IN WHENEVER. 113 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,413 - Woman: SEE YOU NEXT TIME. - CIAO-CIAO, VICTORIA. 114 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,550 CIAO. 115 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,585 SUDDENLY ONE "CIAO" WAS NOT ENOUGH. 116 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,020 SHE SAYS EVERYTHING TWICE. 117 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,388 ( giggles ) 118 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,423 SO... 119 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:13,694 GIVE US THE GEORGE REPORT. 120 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,964 WELL, THIS WEEK HAS NOT BEEN A CAKEWALK 121 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,632 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A RELIEF IT WAS 122 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,034 TO WALK IN HERE AND SIT DOWN. 123 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,870 WHAT HAPPENED? 124 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,338 OH, HE STARTED ANOTHER ROUND OF ELECTROSHOCK, 125 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,642 BECAUSE GEORGE AND MAGGIE THINK IT HELPS. 126 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,678 BUT THE DAYS AFTER THE TREATMENTS ARE 127 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,813 SUCH A CHALLENGE FOR ME. 128 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:36,149 HE COMES HOME SO SCATTERED. IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A SLEEPWALKER. 129 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,252 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FIND THE STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH IT. 130 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,722 CLEARLY, I DON'T EITHER. 131 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,357 HAVE YOU SIGNED UP FOR NEXT WEEK'S CLASS? 132 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,293 I HAVEN'T YET, NO. 133 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,496 OH, RUTH, YOU MUST. YOU'RE THE ONLY VERSION OF MY MOTHER 134 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,199 - I CAN TALK TO. - I'LL TRY AND MAKE IT. 135 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,269 IT'S ALL GOOD, RIGHT? 136 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,972 YEAH, IT IS. 137 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,177 WELL, I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN, 138 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,880 AND MAGGIE'S WAITING. 139 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,217 Both: BYE. 140 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,520 ( chuckles ) 141 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,590 ( traffic humming ) 142 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,826 ( whimpers ) 143 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:31,772 LILA WAS THE MOST ACTIVE PERSON I EVER MET IN MY LIFE. 144 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,775 I MEAN, I TRY TO STAY BUSY 145 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,244 WITH BRIDGE AND THE ANGELS. 146 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,279 I'M A BIG ANGEL FAN. 147 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,749 - I CAN SEE THAT. - BUT LILA, 148 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,551 SHE WAS A RUNAWAY TRAIN! 149 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,987 IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SHE WON'T BE OUTSIDE 150 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,090 MESSING AROUND WITH HER FLOWERS WHEN I GET HOME. 151 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,526 ARE YOU SURE SHE NEVER MARRIED OR HAD ANY CHILDREN? 152 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,428 OH, SHE WAS GOING TO, 153 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,531 BUT HER BEAU DIED VERY YOUNG. 154 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,769 AFTER THAT SHE RAN A RESORT 155 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,972 UP IN OJAI ALL ON HER OWN. 156 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,908 THERE WERE FAMILIES THAT CAME THERE EVERY YEAR, 157 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,477 AND THEN THEIR KIDS WOULD COME 158 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:12,479 AND THEIR KIDS WOULD COME 159 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,282 AND THEY ALL KEPT UP WITH HER. 160 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,484 NO ONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 161 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,587 GOT MORE CHRISTMAS CARDS OR VISITS THAN LILA. 162 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:24,658 - SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD LIFE. - IT WAS. 163 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:28,028 TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN HER 95TH BIRTHDAY. 164 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,763 HMM. 165 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,366 WHAT? 166 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,369 WELL, TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. 167 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,639 OH, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 168 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:43,443 - I'M 40. - OH, YOU DON'T LOOK THAT OLD. 169 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,012 THANK YOU. 170 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,715 - ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL? - NOT TODAY, 171 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,717 BUT MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE GONNA TAKE ME 172 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,651 UP TO BIG SUR NEXT WEEKEND. 173 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,888 OH. BIG SUR. 174 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,992 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL UP THERE. 175 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,897 SO STUNNING! 176 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,138 I SUPPOSE I'LL BE GONE SOON TOO. 177 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,807 - OH-- - I WILL. 178 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,377 THAT'S OKAY. 179 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,380 IT HAPPENS. 180 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,317 COULDN'T YOU SAY, "ROGER, MY PARTNER AND I 181 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,686 PLAN TO SPEND THE MORNING TOGETHER, I CAN'T PICK UP 182 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,889 - YOUR CAT AT THE VET"? - DAVID, LET IT GO. 183 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,958 WHY CAN'T HE GET ONE OF HIS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH 184 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,193 PARTY BOYS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 185 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,928 YOU'RE A BODYGUARD, 186 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,798 AND I'D LIKE TO GET TO WORK AT SOME POINT TODAY. 187 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,399 DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PLASMA TV? 188 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,568 ( sighs ) I DO. 189 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,670 THEN LET IT GO. 190 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,173 - ( doorbell rings ) - THAT CAT STINKS. 191 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,408 KEITH CHARLES! 192 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,711 - AND YOU MUST BE DAVID! - YES. 193 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,713 SISSY PASQUESE. 194 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,149 COME ON IN. ROGER'S MAKING KIR ROYALES. 195 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,286 - SISTER? - I DON'T KNOW. 196 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,089 - THE KIDS ARE ALMOST READY. - KIDS? EX-WIFE? 197 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,391 - I DON'T KNOW! - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? 198 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,459 DAVID, WE'RE MARRIED, 199 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,995 ROGER'S GAY, AND I'M FINE WITH IT. 200 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,031 BUT WE KEEP IT QUIET, BECAUSE WE'RE VERY PRIVATE PEOPLE. 201 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,400 THANK YOU. 202 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,469 - THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. - HONEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE. 203 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,239 - ( machinery humming ) - ( phone ringing ) 204 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,679 - HELLO. - Woman: Mr. Diaz? 205 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,481 YES, WHO IS THIS? 206 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,118 AGNES, I WORK FOR THE CAMPBELLS. 207 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,752 JULIO CAME HOME WITH LUCAS AFTER SCHOOL. 208 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,955 Oh. Yeah? 209 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,057 WELL, HE KIND OF NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP. 210 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,993 OH, OKAY, MY WIFE VANESSA 211 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,829 SHOULD BE THERE IN A LITTLE BIT, I THINK. 212 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,964 No, we called her like 10 times, 213 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,033 and she's not answering her phone or something, 214 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:50,003 and the Campbells left for Arrowhead like an hour ago. 215 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,372 I'M SORRY. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 216 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,676 - ( purring ) - AND I TOLD ROGER 10 YEARS AGO, 217 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,946 "ROGER, I WANT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN L.A. 218 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,148 IT'S A PLAGUE. I WANT TO GO HOME." 219 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,517 - ( jazz music playing ) - I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK HERE SINCE, 220 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,854 £sEEXCEPT FOR TWO-DAY TRIP, THREE-DAY TRIPS, RIGHT? 221 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,755 I MISS HER WHEN SHE'S GONE. 222 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,158 I'M AN ASPEN GIRL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 223 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,026 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN? 224 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,963 A PEDUNCULATED FIBROID. 225 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,765 SHIT FOR ME, HUH? 226 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:22,035 AND TATE AND ENZO NEED HAIRCUTS. 227 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,238 SO, ROGER TELLS ME YOU TWO ARE THINKING OF ADOPTING. 228 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,474 LOOKS LIKE THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ANYMORE. 229 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,243 BECAUSE YOU BIT ROGER? 230 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,512 NO. 231 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,914 IT GOT COMPLICATED. 232 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,083 SHIT FOR YOU GUYS, HUH? 233 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,520 KEITH, YOU THINK YOU COULD RUN THE KIDS BY LAISSEZ-FAIRE 234 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,622 WHILE I TAKE SISSY TO THE DOCTOR? 235 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,224 UH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN ERRAND 236 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,060 THAT WE NEED TO RUN AT SOME POINT. 237 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,331 IT'S ON THE WAY. WE'LL TAKE THEM. 238 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,901 Roger: THANKS. 239 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,969 HONEY, THE CAT STILL REEKS. 240 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,272 Roger: I KNOW, I KNOW. 241 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,309 Jackie: PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. THAT'S OKAY. 242 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,044 WELL, I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO IT JUST FOR ME. 243 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,113 - WHY THE HELL NOT? - BECAUSE I WANT HIM 244 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,048 TO WANT TO HAVE OUR BABY, 245 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,816 NOT TO DO ME THE FAVOR OF LETTING ME HAVE MINE. 246 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,519 DON'T BE WEIRDER ABOUT THIS THAN YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE. 247 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,521 BUT HE SHOULD WANT TO HAVE THIS AS MUCH AS I DO. 248 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,823 - HE HAS MAYA ALREADY. - NO, IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 249 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,992 THEN MAYBE HE'S AFRAID OF LOSING ANOTHER ONE. 250 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,827 YOU KNOW? AND ANYWAY, 251 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,796 LET'S SAY HE IS DOING IT JUST FOR YOU. IS THAT SO TERRIBLE? 252 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,698 WE HAD SYLVIA 253 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,035 FOR ALL THE PERFECT BOTH-OF-US REASONS, 254 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,137 AND I HAD JOSH FOR MARK, 255 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,906 BECAUSE HE COULDN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT A BOY. 256 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,242 I WAS HAPPY WITH ONE. 257 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,878 CAN YOU NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE PREGNANCY? 258 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,547 - FUCK YOU. - NO, I WANT TO WAIT THIS TIME 259 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,916 UNTIL I KNOW EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 260 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,884 BRENDA, STOP. 261 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,620 I SWEAR, SOMETIMES YOU'RE LIKE EEYORE. 262 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,689 CHECK IT OUT. 263 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,624 OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 264 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,095 10,000 TO GO. 265 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,230 Agnes: BUT JASON IS ONLY IN TOWN FOR TONIGHT, CHARESE. 266 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,432 YOU HAVE TO BE THERE, ALL RIGHT? 267 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,235 YOU HAVE TO! HE JUST GOT DONE WITH BASIC, 268 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,771 AND HE'S GOING, LIKE, IN TWO DAYS! 269 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,906 THEN GET OFF WORK. 270 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,142 I'M TRYING! 271 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,844 I'M LEAVING AS SOON AS I CAN. 272 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,513 DON'T GET A TONE WITH ME 273 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,782 WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF PIZZA HUT. 274 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,685 OH, HEY, MR. DIAZ. NO, I SAID THE 110. 275 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,954 - COME ON, LET'S GO HOME. - THE 110 TO THE 710. 276 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,722 STOP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME. 277 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,192 I'M GIVING YOU THE DIRECTIONS. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 278 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,694 Woman on machine: Next new message: 279 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,030 - today at 2:54 P.M. - ( rock music playing on radio ) 280 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,132 Claire, it's Billy. 281 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,301 Uh, sorry about this morning. ( chuckles ) 282 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,936 Give me a call. 283 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,439 ( beeps ) 284 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,708 Woman on machine: Next new message: 285 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,344 today at 2:58 P.M. 286 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,946 Billy: Claire, hey, it's me. 287 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,948 Are you still at Amoeba? Because if you are, 288 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,084 I really need to hear some Brian Eno today, 289 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,020 or I'm going to tear my eyes out. 290 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,555 OH, SHUT UP. 291 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,257 Woman: Next new message: 292 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,392 -today at 3:01-- - OH. 293 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,330 PLEASE, GET A LIFE FOR ONE MINUTE, PLEASE! 294 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,565 ( sighs ) 295 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,637 DO YOU GUYS HAVE WIVES BESIDES BEING GAY? 296 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,706 NO. 297 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,908 WE'RE A MARRIED COUPLE, ESSENTIALLY. 298 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,777 WELL, WHEN OUR DAD MARRIED OUR MOM, 299 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,380 HE WAS COMPLETELY HOMOSEXUAL IN HIS ORIENTATION. 300 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,249 ONLY HE WAS IN SUCH DENIAL ABOUT IT 301 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,284 BECAUSE OF THE SOCIAL PRESSURE, IT WAS LIKE 302 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,287 - HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS GAY. - THAT HAPPENS. 303 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,457 WELL, IT WASN'T UNTIL HE BECAME A SUCCESS IN HIS CHOSEN FIELD 304 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,393 THAT HIS EGO FELT, YOU KNOW, STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE THE TRUTH. 305 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,896 DO YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH CHICKS? 306 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,766 - I DON'T. - SO, YOU DO? 307 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:43,836 I'VE HAD SEX WITH A FEW WOMEN. 308 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,339 - HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH OUR DAD? - YOU ARE KIND OF HIS TYPE. 309 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,575 - DO YOU GUYS HAVE ORGIES? - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 310 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,344 NO MORE TALKING UNTIL WE GET TO THE SALON. 311 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,015 THEY HAVE ORGIES. 312 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,917 - HE WAS WAITING WITH THAT GIRL... - I'M SORRY. 313 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,753 - ...FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR! - THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE UNTIL 4:00. 314 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,056 - THEY LEFT EARLY, AND SHE CALLED YOU. - MY PHONE DIDN'T RING. 315 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,892 - OH, BULLSHIT. - DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SHIT HAPPENS. 316 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,661 I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ANYTHING. THE WAY IT IS IS BAD ENOUGH. 317 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,731 - IF WE WERE STILL TOGETHER-- - OH, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN? BULLSHIT! 318 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,234 - IT WOULD HAPPEN LESS! - REALLY? WHAT A GOOD POINT. 319 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,002 I KNOW IT'S ALL MY FAULT, VANESSA. 320 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,837 WHENEVER ANYTHING GOES WRONG WITH THE BOYS 321 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,140 FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME IT WILL BE BECAUSE I WENT OUT 322 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,675 AND FUCKED SOME WHORE, OKAY? I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW! 323 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,547 - LOOK. - WHAT? 324 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,551 YOU WANNA HANG OUT FOR A WHILE? YOU WANNA STAY FOR DINNER? 325 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,356 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THIS, UM-- 326 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,191 BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN CALL AND CHANGE IT. 327 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,959 NO, YOU'RE NOT DOING ME ANY FAVORS. 328 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,563 OH, GOD, I DIDN'T SAY I WAS DOING YOU ANY FAVORS. SHIT. 329 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,299 - ( dance music playing ) - Enzo: I'M FEELING PRETTY SECURE NOW, 330 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,368 BUT I WENT THROUGH A PHASE LAST YEAR 331 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,437 WHERE, YOU KNOW, I WAS SO SHY AROUND CHICKS 332 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,672 THAT I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS GAY, TOO. 333 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,475 I THINK IT'S PRETTY NORMAL TO GO THROUGH A PHASE LIKE THAT. 334 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,344 YEAH IT IS, 335 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,479 BUT THEN WE HAD SOME GROUP SESSIONS 336 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,482 WITH OUR THERAPISTS AND DAD, AND IT TURNED OUT 337 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,851 WHAT I WAS REALLY AFRAID OF WAS NOT BEING GAY. 338 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,820 I MEAN, IF I WASN'T GAY, 339 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,789 WOULD DAD STILL LOVE ME? 340 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,091 SO, THAT CLEARED IT UP. 341 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,194 I'M NOT GAY, AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND IN ASPEN. 342 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,398 - OH, WHAT'S HER NAME? - ALISON. SHE'S BI. 343 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,000 KEITH, DOES THIS LOOK COMPLETELY DEVIANT? 344 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,603 NO! LOOKS GOOD. 345 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,306 - ( David sighs ) - WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 346 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,576 THANK YOU. 347 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,678 MY MOM HAS A FRIEND BACK HOME NAMED VERNON, 348 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,947 BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE'D BE A GOOD SEXUAL PARTNER FOR HER. 349 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,683 I HAVE TO SAY I KIND OF AGREE. 350 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,885 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE 351 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,921 AND GET A HAIRCUT WHILE YOU TAKE THESE TWO BACK HOME. 352 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,690 - IF THAT'S OKAY. - SURE. 353 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,058 I'LL COME BACK AND PICK YOU UP AFTER I DROP THE KIDS OFF. 354 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,162 THANKS. 355 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,399 - SO HOW IS HE DOING? - NOT GREAT. 356 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,235 HE'S BEEN ASKING TO GO DOWN TO THE BOMB SHELTER AGAIN. 357 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,937 I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 358 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,906 I TOLD HIM I WOULD ASK YOU. 359 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,542 NO, I DON'T WANT TO RISK GOING THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN. 360 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,178 WE SHOULD BOARD THAT PLACE UP AND FORGET IT'S THERE. 361 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,113 MAYBE IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM 362 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,382 - TO HAVE SOMEWHERE-- - NO. 363 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,684 ( man speaking on TV ) 364 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,265 DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME OUT IN THE WORLD? 365 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,235 I DID. IT WAS A VERY NICE DAY, THANK YOU. 366 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,075 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 367 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,545 THANKS. 368 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,287 THE DAY I TURNED 40 YOU WERE IN EUROPE. 369 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,956 I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WONDERING IF YOU'D CALL. 370 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,625 SORRY. 371 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,262 DON'T APOLOGIZE, YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO. 372 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,497 YOU LITTLE FUCKER. 373 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,901 SO MUCH CRAZY SHIT HAS HAPPENED 374 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,970 SINCE THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN. 375 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,839 SO MUCH. 376 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,343 THE IDEA OF 40 MORE YEARS-- 377 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:13,580 OH, BUT THE NEXT 40 FLY BY MUCH FASTER. 378 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,115 IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 379 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,050 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, HUH? 380 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,653 NO, HUH-UH. 381 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,590 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO HAVE FUN. 382 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,493 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO LOVE BRENDA 383 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,728 AND THAT BABY SHE WANTS SO MUCH. 384 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,930 TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING TO KNOW 385 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,533 WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY... 386 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,768 "LOVE." 387 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,605 LET'S FACE IT, BUDDY BOY, 388 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,673 THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD-- 389 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,609 THERE'S YOU AND THERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE, 390 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,513 AND NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEAT. 391 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,616 - ( phone ringing ) - ( sighs ) 392 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,651 TAKE IT. 393 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,920 I GOT TIME. 394 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,460 - HEY. - Brenda: Hey. 395 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,529 What are you doing? 396 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,931 STILL AT WORK. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 397 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,933 YEAH, EVERYTHING IS FINE. 398 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,537 - How's the baby? - WELL, I HAVEN'T LOST IT 399 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,839 since this morning, if that's what you're asking. 400 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,374 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 401 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,743 COULD YOU STOP BY WHOLE FOODS ON THE WAY HOME 402 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,645 AND PICK UP SOME CHOCOLATE SILK FOR MAYA? 403 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,180 - YEAH, SURE. - And can you call me from there 404 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,215 in case I've forgotten anything? 405 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,917 YEP. 406 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,687 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA COME HOME TO SOME BIG FIGHT, AM I? 407 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,155 NO. 408 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,157 ALL RIGHT. 409 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,792 - Bye. - BYE. 410 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,927 Man on TV: It's not the size of the animal 411 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,330 that makes it deadly, it's the size of its mouth. 412 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,031 The bigger the mouth-- 413 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,534 - ( dance music playing ) - AND THEN WE GO TO THE VET, 414 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,036 AND THEN BACK TO THE HOUSE, AND THEN ALL OVER BEVERLY HILLS, 415 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,172 AND THEN FINALLY WE COME HERE. 416 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:50,242 IT'S LIKE HIS JOB CAME AND FOUND MY DAY AND ATE IT. 417 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,445 WELL, I LEARNED WHEN I WAS A KID-- 418 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,314 DON'T GO TO WORK WITH DAD, IT'S NEVER FUN. 419 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,320 BUT SAYING NO IS 420 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,289 THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD. 421 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,992 - AT LEAST FOR ME. - ME TOO. 422 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,744 - JUST WAIT A SECOND. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 423 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,914 I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO THIS. 424 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,818 - ALL RIGHT. - I MEAN, YOU SEEM REALLY NICE... 425 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,487 - THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. - ...BUT KEITH AND I ARE DOING THIS WHOLE 426 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,723 SURROGACY THING, IT'S REALLY CONFUSING, AND HARD, 427 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,191 - AND PLUS I GOT LIKE ABDUCTED LAST YEAR-- - OKAY, DAVID, 428 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,360 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN. 429 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,564 JUST STAY IN HERE A SECOND. 430 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,999 GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 431 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,433 SURPRISE! ( laughing ) 432 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,902 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 433 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,673 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 434 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,075 - HEY, THANK YOU - GIVE DADDY A KISS. 435 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,181 "OH LORDY, NATE'S 40." IS THAT YOUR IDEA? 436 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:37,183 THIS IS JACKIE FROM WORK. 437 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,318 - OH, FAMILY DINNER JACKIE. - YES. 438 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,921 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 439 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:45,157 Nate: SO THE BIG SUR THING WAS JUST A RUSE, HUH? 440 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,227 - WHY, ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED? - NO NO NO, NOT AT ALL. 441 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,563 - YOU NEED A BEER. - YEAH, A BEER WOULD BE GREAT. 442 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,799 MAZEL TOV, BY THE WAY, ON THE BABY. 443 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,867 - OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 444 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,569 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YEAH. 445 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,237 THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THIS FOOD. 446 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,407 - AMEN. - AMEN. 447 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,342 THAT'S IT? 448 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,845 "THANK YOU, GOD, FOR THIS FOOD. AMEN"? 449 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,880 YEAH. 450 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,716 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "BLESS US, O LORD, 451 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,718 AND THESE THY GIFTS WHICH WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE"? 452 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:15,855 - WE SHORTENED IT UP. DIDN'T WE? - MM-HMM. 453 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:19,892 - ARE WE SURE IT'S RIGHT? - YEAH, WE ARE. 454 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,161 WANT SOME FRITOS? 455 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,198 BREAKFAST IN BED. 456 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,870 NO, THANK YOU, PAPITO. 457 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,806 I'M GOOD. 458 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,008 - ( quiet music playing ) - RUTH, WOULD YOU LIKE 459 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:39,712 - A REFILL FOR THAT? - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 460 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,649 Todd: WE'RE RIGHT IN THE BOONDOCKS, OKAY? 461 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,984 PRETTY SOON I HAD STARTED TURNING INTO SOCIAL EVENTS 462 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,654 DURING THE WEEK, AND I'D BE CRANKING ALONG, 463 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,689 AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "IT'S KIND OF JUST US, TODD, 464 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,824 IT'S JUST THE CLUB." NEXT THING I KNOW 465 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,860 SHE'S FUCKING THIS GUY WITH NUT CANCER. 466 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,495 - JESUS! - YEAH, SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG. 467 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,798 NO! SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG?! 468 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,700 NO NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT IN ESSENCE, YEAH, 469 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,902 - SHE'S FUCKING LANCE ARMSTRONG. - OH. 470 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,471 HERE'S THE KEEPER, THOUGH. THIS DIVORCE IS THE BEST THING 471 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,707 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. I'VE HAD MORE ASS 472 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,576 IN THE LAST YEAR THAN I'VE HAD IN MY LIFE. 473 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,811 ( laughs ) I HATE YOU. 474 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,446 MORAL OF THE STORY-- 40 IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 475 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,215 IT'S JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING. 476 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:19,118 - HERE'S HOW, MAN. - CHEERS. 477 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:22,221 I USED TO MOUNTAIN BIKE IN GRIFFITH PARK, 478 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,956 AND I SAW THIS GUY ONCE 479 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:26,659 - WHO HAD TOTALLY ENDO'D, YOU KNOW? - UH-HUH. 480 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,795 AND HE WAS LAYING 12 FUCKING FEET FROM HIS BIKE. 481 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,664 HIS BALL SACK WAS COMPLETELY RIPPED OPEN. 482 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,934 IT WAS LIKE, UH, TWO PINK EGGS 483 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,535 KIND OF VIBRATING 484 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,304 IN THIS TOTALLY SHREDDED MESS. 485 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,339 - IT WAS INSANE. - ( knocks ) 486 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:42,675 - FUCK. - JESUS, BILLY. 487 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,611 - WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? - NO, I WAS JUST THINKING 488 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,445 ABOUT THE GUY WITH NUT CANCER. 489 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,314 - YEAH, I GOT YOU. - OH, YEAH. 490 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:51,417 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. SORRY WE'RE LATE. 491 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,019 HE HAD TO GET A HAIRCUT. 492 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:57,023 - WHAT, FOR THIS? - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 493 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,158 - WELL, IT LOOKS GOOD, I GUESS. - THANKS. 494 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:02,328 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO FUCKERS KNOWN ABOUT THIS? 495 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,063 COUPLE OF WEEKS. 496 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,998 YEAH, WHAT ELSE AREN'T YOU TELLING ME? 497 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,333 NOTHING. 498 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,702 - WHAT? - I THINK IT'S CAKE TIME. 499 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,437 - HEY, DID YOU MEET HIM, MAN? - MEET WHO? 500 00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:14,741 - LANCE ARMSTRONG. - DUDE, I WAS SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY. 501 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:18,144 OH, GOD, WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THIS AMAZING CAKE? 502 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,346 THIS CUBAN PLACE IN ATWATER. 503 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,715 PORTO'S. IT'S IN GLENDALE. 504 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:26,853 LIGHT FROM A CAKE IS SUCH A GREAT LIGHT. 505 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:29,155 WE SHOULD JUST LIVE IN CAKE LIGHT. 506 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:33,459 YEAH, OKAY, HERE WE GO. 507 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:37,263 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 508 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:40,332 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 509 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:44,603 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR NATE * 510 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:49,208 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 511 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,578 ( cheering ) 512 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,147 COME ON, MAKE A WISH. 513 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,759 SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH! 514 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,798 - NO. - AW, COME ON, MAN. 515 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,166 LOOK, I'M SORRY. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 516 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,235 YOU KNOW, THAT WOULDN'T SOUND LAME. 517 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,304 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 518 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,206 PLEASE. 519 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:24,610 IT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT THING IN THE WORLD 520 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:27,546 TO WATCH YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP AND MOVE ON. 521 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,549 AND WHEN YOU LEFT HOME, MY FIRSTBORN, 522 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,651 - I WAS VERY SAD. - HERE WE GO. 523 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,287 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU! 524 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:44,596 THESE PAST FIVE YEARS WITH YOU HAVE BEEN A GIFT, NATE. 525 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,766 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 526 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,101 THANK YOU, MOM. 527 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,014 WELL, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY TO ADD TO THAT, 528 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:04,150 SO, UH... 529 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,418 ( sighs ) 530 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,157 CAN I TELL 'EM? 531 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:17,296 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 532 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,702 UH... YEAH. 533 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,171 Tom: FANTASTIC! 534 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,473 - CONGRATULATIONS, MY MAN. - THANK YOU. 535 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,876 THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS. 536 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,944 - ( glass shattering ) - WHAT THE FUCK? 537 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,146 - WAIT, WHERE'S MAYA? - I'VE GOT HER. 538 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,415 Keith: SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FELL. 539 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,151 ( caws ) 540 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:43,155 - HOW DID IT GET IN? - THROUGH THE WINDOW. 541 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,291 SO BLUE. 542 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,927 - IT'S A GOOD OMEN. - SCI-FI CHANNEL SAYS IT'S A BAD OMEN. 543 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,429 - IT'S NOT AN OMEN. IT'S A BIRD. - AMEN. 544 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:54,166 - NO, OMEN, IT'S PRONOUNCED OMEN. - THANKS. 545 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:57,469 BIRDS DON'T USUALLY FLY AT NIGHT. IT'S PROBABLY SICK. 546 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,906 DO YOU THINK IT HAS AVIAN FLU? 547 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:03,175 OBVIOUSLY, WE DON'T KNOW. JUST OPEN THE WINDOW, 548 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,211 CLOSE THE DOOR, AND IT'LL FIND ITS OWN WAY OUT. 549 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:07,847 - BUT HE'LL POOP ALL OVER EVERYTHING IN THE MEANTIME. - RUTH! 550 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,515 WELL, SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT, 551 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:11,984 TO LET A SICK BIRD RUN WILD IN THE HOUSE POOPING? 552 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,187 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM? I THINK GEORGE IS RIGHT. I AM JUST GONNA... 553 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,356 OPEN THE WINDOW. 554 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:20,893 - ( cawing ) - I'M GONNA OPEN THIS DOOR. 555 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:27,066 SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT DOOR. 556 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,869 - HEY, NATE, GRAB THE BEER, OKAY? - YEAH, I'LL GRAB THE BEER, TOM. 557 00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,838 - THANK YOU. - David: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BIRD. 558 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:35,107 GOD, IT'S FUCKING CERULEAN. 559 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,545 SO LET'S JUST CLOSE THIS DOOR 560 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,613 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 561 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,916 ( cawing ) 562 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:47,653 JESUS. 563 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:51,223 - THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY. - SURE. 564 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,861 I HAVEN'T PUT THE BOYS TO BED FOR AWHILE. 565 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,963 I MISS THAT. 566 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,899 YEAH, THEY MISS IT TOO. 567 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,483 ( rock music playing faintly ) 568 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,651 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 569 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,620 I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 570 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,455 WHY? 571 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:26,792 I JUST DO. WE'LL CRUISE MULHOLLAND. WE'LL GO TO THE LOOKOUT. 572 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,494 NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO. 573 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:31,330 IT'S MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY. THERE'S A BIRD IN THE KITCHEN. 574 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,366 ISN'T BEING WITH OTHER PEOPLE EVER TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH? 575 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,602 YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW. 576 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,706 ( cawing ) 577 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,408 ( feathers ruffling ) 578 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,376 LOOK, THERE IT IS. 579 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,778 - David: SHOO IT OUT THE WINDOW. - Keith: WAIT A SECOND. 580 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,848 - DON'T TOUCH IT. - DAVID, SHUT UP. 581 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:05,631 GOOD JOB. 582 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,871 - YOU'RE NOT COMING? - NO, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 583 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:16,175 HERE. YOU KEEP THE CAR. 584 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,011 - YOU CAN'T WALK HOME. - WELL, IF IT'S TOO FAR, I'LL TAKE A CAB. 585 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:22,548 STOP IT! JUST RELAX AND STAY, PLEASE. 586 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,316 I WANT YOU TO STAY. 587 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,119 PLEASE. 588 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,030 ALL RIGHT. 589 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:40,866 - BUT JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY? - FINE. 590 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:43,402 FUCKING-- FUCK! 591 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,504 SHIT! GOD! 592 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,706 FUCK! SHIT! 593 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,708 IT'S JUST A BIRD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 594 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:51,577 I'M JUST KINDA FREAKED OUT BY THINGS 595 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,480 THAT ARE MOVING AROUND THAT I CAN'T CONTROL. 596 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,183 IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 597 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,185 DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR MEDICATION? 598 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:02,754 YEAH, BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING. 599 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:06,959 - WHY? - BECAUSE, CLAIRE, OKAY, 600 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,128 I'M SICK OF FEELING LIKE I'M LIVING EVERY MOMENT 601 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:13,732 INSIDE A GIANT XEROXED FUCKING COTTON BALL. 602 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:16,468 - I GOTTA GO OUTSIDE. - NO, DON'T GO. 603 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:19,605 I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. WILL YOU FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I TALK? 604 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:21,974 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M JUST GOING OUTSIDE. 605 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:25,677 - Billy: JESUS CHRIST. - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 606 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,313 NOTHING. EVERYTHING IS FINE. 607 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,881 - HE DIDN'T JUST HIT YOU, DID HE? - NO. 608 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,318 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A FREAK? 609 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:34,386 BY THE WAY, THE BIRD IS IN THE BEDROOM NOW. 610 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,722 YEAH, WELL, HOW DID THE BIRD GET IN THE BEDROOM? 611 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:39,425 IT FLEW IN THE DOOR. STOP FUCKING UP. 612 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:43,162 SHE USED TO BE THE WIFE ON THAT BIG FAT HUSBAND SHOW. 613 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,398 - WHICH ONE? - "MORE FOR ME." 614 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,434 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE SAME VICTORIA ADAMS? 615 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,937 OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT SHOW WAS A HUGE HIT FOR SEVEN YEARS, 616 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,273 AND THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY SHUT DOWN, 617 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,409 - SHE OPENED THAT KNITTING STORE. - SHE NEVER MENTIONS IT. 618 00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:00,712 WELL, THEN I BET SHE STILL DOES THAT WINKING THING, RIGHT? 619 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,514 SHE DOES DO THAT WINKING THING. 620 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:06,885 WELL, THAT WAS HER THING ON THE SHOW, YEAH. 621 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,954 - HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? - Brenda: OH, YEAH. 622 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:11,757 "MAX THE POET, AND HE'S THE DOG." 623 00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:15,527 - WHAT ARE YOU READING? - WE ARE READING A BOOK ABOUT A DOG WHO IS ALSO A POET. 624 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,996 - EXCUSE ME. - Keith: YOU ARE? GREAT. 625 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:21,367 David: YEAH, DOGGIE DOGGIE DOGGIE. 626 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:25,204 - HE'S A DOG. - Maya: YEP YEP. 627 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:28,207 BY THE WAY, JUST FOR THE RECORD, 628 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,842 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SISSY PASQUESE MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS "PRIVATE," 629 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:34,080 BUT THOSE KIDS OF HERS KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING. 630 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,215 I THINK IT'S NICE THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN SOME PERSPECTIVE. 631 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,317 YEAH, IN EXCHANGE FOR A CHILDHOOD. 632 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,819 WHATEVER WE DO, WE'RE NOT GONNA PUT OUR KIDS THROUGH THAT. 633 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:45,191 PARENTS CAN HAVE A FEW SECRETS. IT'S NOT A BAD THING. 634 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,893 - I'M SERIOUS. - FINE. WE'LL HAVE SECRETS. 635 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,296 YOU GOT IT. 636 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:52,631 OKAY. 637 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:57,469 "PARIS, THE CITY OF DREAMS, THE CITY OF LIGHTS, 638 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,605 THE CITY OF LOVE." 639 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,441 ( moaning ) 640 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,448 SHH SHH SHH. YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE BOYS. 641 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,251 NO, THEY SLEEP THROUGH IT NOW. 642 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,324 OKAY. 643 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,131 ( rock music playing ) 644 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,570 IS THIS THE LINE TO PEE? 645 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:34,072 YEP. 646 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,246 SO THE BIRD'S IN THERE NOW? 647 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,148 - YEAH. - HOW'D IT GET IN THERE? 648 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:45,817 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO BILLY? HE WAS REALLY UPSET. 649 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,720 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO BILLY. HE HAD SOME THING WITH CLAIRE, 650 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,990 - HE GOT MAD AND HE WALKED OUT. - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 651 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,859 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BRENDA. 652 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:56,762 I GUESS WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS. YOUR BROTHER WENT FUCKING MENTAL. 653 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:59,998 HEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT A FEW SECONDS BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE. 654 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,401 ( laughs ) 655 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:03,602 THANKS. 656 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:06,205 WHY DID YOU FUCKING INVITE THAT GUY? 657 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,207 - I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR FRIEND. - HE'S NOT. 658 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,709 - YOU KNOW, IT REALLY-- - EXCUSE ME. 659 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,814 I HATE THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT BILLY. 660 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:19,218 - YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT HE'S GETTING BETTER. - NO, I WON'T. 661 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,620 I HATE THAT HE'S WITH CLAIRE AND IN OUR FUCKING HOUSE. 662 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,722 YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP A SECRET. 663 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,525 LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD JACKIE, SO WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING DEAL? 664 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,728 THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME TELLING MY SUPERVISOR, 665 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,030 AND YOU TELLING OUR ENTIRE FAMILY, WHO ARE NOW LOOKING AT ME 666 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,100 - WONDERING WHEN I'M GONNA LOSE THIS BABY. - JESUS CHRIST! 667 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,970 - THIS MORNING I WASN'T EXCITED ENOUGH, NOW I'M TOO EXCITED. - NO, THAT WASN'T EXCITEMENT. 668 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:43,074 - THAT WAS MACHO, AGGRESSIVE MALE BULLSHIT. - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 669 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:46,678 - IT MAKES ME WONDER IF WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. - WE JUST GOT MARRIED. 670 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:50,649 YEAH, WELL, IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT. 671 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:55,120 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LIGHT A MATCH IN THERE. IT WASN'T ME. 672 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:58,724 YOU'RE FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT. YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU? 673 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:00,559 YEAH, WITH A BABY THAT YOU DON'T EVEN WANT. 674 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,794 - BULLSHIT! - YOU DON'T RESPECT ME ENOUGH 675 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,730 TO WAIT UNTIL WE KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT 676 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,032 - BEFORE YOU TELL THE WHOLE WORLD. - SHUT THE FUCK UP! 677 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:09,768 I NEED TO PEE. 678 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,609 Jackie and Tom: NATE! 679 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,645 YEAH? 680 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,815 TEQUILA SHOTS IN THE KITCHEN. 681 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,651 ( man yelling ) 682 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,819 GET IN HERE! 683 00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,826 SO YOU STOPPED TAKING IT? 684 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,696 - JUST LIKE THAT? - YEAH. 685 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:43,402 AND YOU FEEL...? 686 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:46,305 I FEEL A LITTLE TINGLY. 687 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,541 THAT'S ABOUT IT. 688 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,710 WHAT DO THEY GOT YOU ON THESE DAYS? 689 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,380 WELL, THEY JUST SWITCHED ME FROM LITHIUM TO TOFRANIL, 690 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,716 IN BETWEEN THE SHOCK TREATMENTS. 691 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,820 WHAT ARE THOSE LIKE? 692 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:07,326 HONESTLY... I DON'T KNOW. 693 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:10,596 I GO IN. THEY PUT ME ON A BED. THEY GIVE ME SOME OXYGEN. 694 00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:14,266 THEY SAY, "YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PRICK IN YOUR HAND." THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. 695 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,568 AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW I WAKE UP 696 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,837 WITH THE WORST HEADACHE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. 697 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,877 DO YOU THINK IT'S HELPING? 698 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:29,281 I THINK THAT... 699 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,983 AS éMILE COUé USED TO SAY, 700 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:36,755 "EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY, I AM GETTING BETTER AND BETTER." 701 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,393 BUT NOT EVERYONE AGREES. 702 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:43,562 YEAH, IT'S HARD TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 703 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:45,764 WITH SOMEONE WATCHING ALL THE TIME. 704 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:48,367 YEAH, IT IS. 705 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,470 BUT WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING, THEN WHERE ARE YOU? 706 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,939 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THEN? 707 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:04,816 * DADDY SANG BASS 708 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:07,486 * MAMA SANG TENOR 709 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:10,756 * ME AND LITTLE BROTHER WOULD JOIN RIGHT IN THERE * 710 00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:16,762 * SINGIN' SEEMED TO HELP A TROUBLED SOUL... * 711 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,671 I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. 712 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:28,640 - OKAY. - WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THESE TO CLAIRE? 713 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,142 - YEAH, SURE. - THANKS. 714 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,545 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 715 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:36,247 I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 716 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,684 YEAH. 717 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,196 Brenda: "LOUIE'S WEARING THE GREEN HAT." 718 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:53,198 - WHO'S THAT? - Maya: LOUIS. 719 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,066 LOUIS. THAT'S RIGHT. 720 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,803 HEY. 721 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,572 HEY. 722 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:03,141 YOU MUST BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ROUTINE. 723 00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,977 YEAH, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE WONDERFUL. 724 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,679 OH, COME ON. 725 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,582 WHO'S GOT ON THE BLUE COAT? 726 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:14,520 - WHO'S THAT? - BEAR. 727 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:17,989 - THE BEAR, THE BEAR. - THE BEAR. 728 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,930 FOR SO MANY YEARS, DAVID WAS ALWAYS THE ONE SAYING, 729 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,765 "COME ON, LET'S HAVE KIDS." 730 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,167 AND I WAS THE ONE ON THE FENCE, 731 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,236 BUT NOW THAT IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN, 732 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:36,074 I'M FINALLY REALIZING THAT I'M GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT. 733 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,843 OH, IT'LL WORK OUT. 734 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:41,513 IT'S LIKE I'M ALREADY MISSING THIS KID THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE YET. 735 00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:44,149 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, DAVID'S EXCITED TOO. 736 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,985 OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, NATE TOO. 737 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,788 IT'S A TEAM EFFORT. 738 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,125 I'LL LET YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR MOMENT. 739 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,661 SAY "GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH." 740 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:59,030 - GOOD NIGHT, UNCLE KEITH. - GOOD NIGHT. 741 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,832 ARE YOU SLEEPY, LITTLE ONE? 742 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:03,268 - COULD YOU TURN THE LIGHT OFF? - OH, YEAH, SURE. 743 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:05,170 AND CLOSE THE DOOR, THANKS. 744 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:07,205 OKAY, LITTLE ONE, 745 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,941 I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT. 746 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:13,044 MM, RASPBERRY. 747 00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:17,683 EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE BEER RIGHT NOW. 748 00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:22,854 - HEY. - HEY. 749 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,023 HEY. 750 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,525 GEORGE TOLD ME 751 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,360 THAT BILLY TOLD HIM TO TELL YOU TO GIVE YOU THESE. 752 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,196 BILLY LEFT? 753 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,965 THAT'S WHAT GEORGE SAID. 754 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,569 I'M SORRY. YOU WANT SOME CAKE? 755 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,471 - NO. - COME ON, HAVE SOME. 756 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,675 - HEY, DUDE, LEAVE HER ALONE. - I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, THANKS. 757 00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:47,145 LOOKS LIKE IT'S CAKE TIME. 758 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:49,047 I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS. 759 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:52,718 OOH, GOOD. 760 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,787 FUCK. ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL HAVE A PIECE. 761 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,558 HERE YOU GO. 762 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:17,242 - ( sighs ) - I'M IN HERE. 763 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,410 - HEY. - SORRY. 764 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,413 NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S COOL. 765 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,116 I JUST NEEDED A MOMENT. 766 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:28,253 YEAH, ME, TOO. 767 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:30,321 IS IT GONE? 768 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,491 - YEAH. - FINALLY. 769 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,595 YOU KNOW, MOM AND GEORGE, THEY LEFT. 770 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,797 I'M GETTING A RIDE FROM KEITH AND DAVID. 771 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,766 OH. 772 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,403 TEQUILA? 773 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,939 SURE. 774 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:54,212 THANKS. 775 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,288 ( speaking Spanish ) 776 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,895 IMPRESSIVE. 777 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:13,031 YEAH, MANY YEARS IN ARIZONA, MUCH TEQUILA. 778 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,966 OH. 779 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:20,005 GOOD BIRTHDAY? 780 00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,608 YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 781 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:27,613 FEEL LIKE ALL I CAN GET OUT OF THIS BIRTHDAY 782 00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:30,682 IS THAT LIFE IS REALLY FUCKING LONELY. 783 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:35,486 YOU HAVE THIS WONDERFUL FAMILY 784 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,724 - AND A BABY ON THE WAY. - I KNOW. 785 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,294 AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING LONELY. 786 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:50,969 I JUST FEEL LIKE ALL I DO ALL DAY LONG 787 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,471 IS MANAGE MYSELF, 788 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:58,009 TRY TO FUCKING CONNECT WITH PEOPLE. 789 00:42:58,109 --> 00:43:00,045 BUT IT'S LIKE NO MATTER HOW MUCH ENERGY 790 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:03,982 YOU POUR INTO GETTING TO THE STATION ON TIME 791 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,051 OR GETTING ON THE RIGHT TIN, 792 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:09,320 THERE'S STILL NO FUCKING GUARANTEE THAT ANYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU 793 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,024 TO PICK YOU UP WHEN YOU GET THERE. 794 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:17,929 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 795 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,601 WELL, I KNOW THAT IF YOU THINK LIFE'S A VENDING MACHINE, 796 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,604 WHERE YOU PUT IN VIRTUE 797 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,840 AND YOU GET OUT HAPPINESS, 798 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,677 THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 799 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,047 I KNOW THAT. 800 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:44,089 IS THAT HOW I SOUND? 801 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,124 A LITTLE. 802 00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:55,867 Brenda: NATE! NATE! GET IN HERE! 803 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:59,104 - FUCK! - Tom: I DON'T THINK BELIEVE IT. 804 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:01,606 Jackie: OH MY GOD! 805 00:44:01,707 --> 00:44:04,375 WELL, HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET IN AGAIN? 806 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:07,078 - THROUGH THE WINDOW. - YEAH, WHY WAS THE WINDOW OPEN? 807 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:11,249 'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS IN THE BEDROOM. DON'T BE SUCH A JERK. 808 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:13,518 FUCK OFF. 809 00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:16,021 I HAVE TO DO EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING MYSELF. 810 00:44:18,589 --> 00:44:20,458 I HAVE TRIED ALL NIGHT LONG 811 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:22,393 TO DO THE RIGHT THING BY THIS BIRD, 812 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,163 BUT IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING WITH ME. 813 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,999 - TRY NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY. - SHUT UP, DAVID. 814 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:31,436 - ( bird squawking ) - Brenda: NATE! 815 00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:32,838 GET OUT! 816 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:36,174 Tom: JESUS CHRIST, CHILL. 817 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:42,147 - ( glass shatters ) - GET THE MOTHERFUCK OUT! 818 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:46,151 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE? 819 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,920 SORRY. 820 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:52,924 I'M SO SORRY THAT I'M PUTTING YOU THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 821 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:55,126 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I KNOW THAT. - NO, YOU DON'T. 822 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:58,263 YOU SAY THAT YOU DO, BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME, 823 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:02,267 YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THIS IS MY FAULT. 824 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:05,336 YOU DON'T WANNA MAKE LOVE TO ME. YOU DON'T WANNA KISS ME. 825 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:08,473 - YOU DON'T WANNA BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME! - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 826 00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,476 OH, YES, IT IS! 827 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:13,211 RUTH... 828 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:16,214 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 829 00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:19,885 NOBODY GROWS UP THINKING THIS IS THE WAY THEY'RE GONNA TURN OUT TO BE. 830 00:45:19,985 --> 00:45:23,855 IF I COULD CHANGE JUST BY SNAPPING MY FINGERS, 831 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,624 - I'D DO IT. - I KNOW YOU WOULD, GEORGE. 832 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,626 I AM TRYING... 833 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:32,197 SO HARD TO GET BETTER. 834 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:35,266 - AND YOU ARE. - BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU! 835 00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:39,270 YOU'RE GETTING BETTER AS FAST AS YOU CAN. I KNOW THAT. 836 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,840 I AM SO LUCKY. 837 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:45,176 I HATE THAT I'M THE LUCKY ONE. 838 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,416 NO ONE'S EVER LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 839 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:57,155 NOBODY'S EVER BEEN LUCKY TO HAVE ME. 840 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,895 ( rock music playing ) 841 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,190 IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 842 00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:56,915 - RICO, WAKE UP. - ( mumbles ) 843 00:46:57,015 --> 00:47:00,351 BABY, HURRY UP. YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 844 00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,287 WHY? 845 00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:06,157 I DON'T WANT THE BOYS TO SEE YOU. IT'LL CONFUSE THEM. 846 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,295 OH. 847 00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:14,599 ALL RIGHT. 848 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:17,835 - I know there's beautiful snow there-- - David: NO, THAT'S GREAT. 849 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:19,737 I JUST, YOU KNOW... 850 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,572 THANK YOU. 851 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,409 OKAY, BYE. 852 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:25,877 WHO WAS THAT? 853 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:29,380 - ROGER. - WHAT DID HE WANT? 854 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,749 IT TURNS OUT SISSY WAS THE BOARD CHAIR 855 00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,752 - OF AN ADOPTION AGENCY ONCE. - YEAH... 856 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:38,289 SHE CALLED IN A FAVOR, AND SHE SAID WE COULD ADOPT THROUGH THEM, 857 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:41,759 - IF WE STILL WANTED TO. - WE KIND OF MADE A COMMITMENT TO MARY. 858 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:45,596 I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THAT THAT'S REALLY GOING TO WORK OUT. 859 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,332 WE ALWAYS SAID WE'D PURSUE BOTH OPTIONS 860 00:47:47,432 --> 00:47:49,867 UNTIL IT MADE SENSE TO STOP, RIGHT? 861 00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:52,337 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 862 00:47:57,008 --> 00:47:59,644 SO NOW ROGER'S YOUR HERO? 863 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:01,947 A LITTLE. 864 00:48:07,085 --> 00:48:09,921 SO YOU GOT LIKE ALMOST NO HAIRCUT YESTERDAY, RIGHT? 865 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:14,025 HE JUST TOOK A LITTLE OFF THE TOP. 866 00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:28,606 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 867 00:48:32,277 --> 00:48:36,114 NOWHERE. I STAYED AT MY HOUSE. 868 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:40,418 YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY. 869 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:43,588 IT'S OKAY. 870 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,556 I'M NOT MAD. 871 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:48,759 JUST TELL ME WHO IT WAS. 872 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:51,196 WAS IT THAT DIVORCED GUY? 873 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:54,932 - BILLY, COME ON. - I FORGIVE YOU, CLAIRE. 874 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,969 YOU CAN JUST ADMIT IT. 875 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:03,708 JUST-- JUST BE HONEST WITH ME. 876 00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:09,380 YEAH, IT WAS HIM. 877 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,219 OKAY. 878 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,429 WILL YOU FUCK ME NOW? 879 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,963 - PLEASE. - NO. 880 00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,633 - YOU KNOW I FORGIVE YOU, CLAIRE, HMM? - NO. 881 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:31,402 IT'S OKAY. 882 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,903 JUST FUCK ME NOW. 883 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:36,141 - NO. NO! - COME ON, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 884 00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:39,410 - PLEASE? COME ON. - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! 885 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:40,445 BUT I FORGIVE YOU. 886 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:43,614 ( crying ) 887 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:46,651 - COME ON, I NEED TO BE INSIDE YOU. - NO! 888 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:59,397 ( crying ) 889 00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:14,112 I'M SORRY. 890 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,257 * IT'S THE SUN, IT'S ALL RIGHT * 891 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:29,494 * NOW HERE'S THE MOON, IT'S ALL RIGHT * 892 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:33,564 * NOW HERE'S THE SUN, IT'S ALL RIGHT * 893 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:36,667 * NOW HERE'S THE MOON, IT'S ALL RIGHT * 894 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:39,337 * BUT EVERY TIME YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES * 895 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:43,508 * IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT * 896 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:48,246 * EVERY TIME YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES * 897 00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:02,627 * EVERY TIME YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES. *