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Well, I wake up in the morning
each and every day

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and I sit down at the table
and I hear my daddy say

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life is nothing it's a nothing

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life is nothing
but a slap in the face

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life is nothing it's a nothing

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life is nothing
but a fat rat race

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oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

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every night I have a dream
that you're taking off your dress

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the only thing you're wearing
ls a button on your chest

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and the button /t says nothing

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life is nothing
but a slap in the face

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life is nothing it's a nothing

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life is nothing
but a fat rat race

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what is life?

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A rat race - a rat race

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what is life?

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A rat race - a rat race

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a rat race - a rat rat race

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oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

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oh, yeah, yeah

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it's a jungle out there
and I know I don't belong

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so all night long
I just sing my stupid song

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gel a body out in the rat
in the race

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get a body out in the rat...

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Jam fo the sound of the sform

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coming strictly from
the b-a-h-a-m-a-s

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oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

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oh, yeah, yeah

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life ain't nothing but a big rat race

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life ain't nothing but a big rat race

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life is nothing it's a nothing

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life is nothing
but a slap in the face

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life is nothing it's a nothing

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life is nothing
but a fat rat race

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oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

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oh, yeah, yeah

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hi. I'm checking out. 14322.

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- Mr. schaffer?
- That's me.

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I have your bill right here.

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Great. Thank you.

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So, how was your luck last night?

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Oh, I don't, uh... I didn't gamble.

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I was just here
for a friend's bachelor party.

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I guess he's the gambler.

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Excuse me. Uh, what's this $1107?

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Uh, those are your in-room movies.

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No, I didn't watch any movies.

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Okay. Let's see.

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Afro whores.

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Afro whores?

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You watched it. Let's see. Uh, 11 times.

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No. No, no, no, wait...

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Afro whores, 2:30.

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Afro whores, 4:00.

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- Afro whores, 5:30.
- Okay.

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It says in the morning you watched
the grinch for ten minutes,

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and then switched back
over to afro whores.

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I... I swear, I didn't watch it.

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Okay? I was at a bachelor party.
There were 35 people there.

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You can ask any of them. You have...
You have to take that off my record.

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- You have to delete that.
- Okay. Fine.

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How many times did you watch it?

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None. I didn't watch it.

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Are you sure?

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"Sizzling three-way back door action
featuring two sexy soul sisters"?

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No. I don't need to know
what it's about. I did not watch it!

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I didn't.

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Drove 500,
and chipper Jones struck out

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as we saw in that key situation.

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This month,
he has a one-game winning streak...

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Miss?

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Miss, can I have
another one of these, please?

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Oh, sorry.
I thought you were a woman.

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I am a woman.

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You know, you look kind of familiar.

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Yeah, you do.

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You know, I get that all the time.

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I guess I just have
one of those faces.

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And now, for our "loser of the week."

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This week, it's a no-brainer.

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Referee, Owen Templeton,
made the biggest bonehead call

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in the history of football.

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I think everyone remembers.

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It happened last Sunday at Dallas,
with the score tied af ten.

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They were headed fowards overtime,
everything was cool,

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they were about fo foss the coin
lo see who would kick off

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- Dallas, call it in the air!
- Talls.

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- Oh, that's heads.
- /t was tails'

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- no, no, no, its, uh...
- That was tails!

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No. Wait! Hang on! Its, uh...

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- 1/t's head.
- Now, what did I say?

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[T's (alls.

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- It's heads.
- What are you doing?

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Okay, little brother,
just be cool. Just be cool.

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Okay. This is it. See that glass?

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Walk across the lobby,

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slip on the glass,
let gravity do the rest.

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I may break my neck.

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It's true, you could break your neck.

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It's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Why don't you do it?

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Because, Einstein,
one of us needs to be the victim,

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and one of us needs to be the witness.

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What kind of witness would you make?

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I'm your own brother. I don't know
what the hell you're saying.

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How's your tongue? Let me see it.

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How does it look?

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It looks good. It looks much better.

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- Oh...
- Okay. Here we go.

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Remember, we're on candid camera,
so, uh, make it look good.

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Oh.

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Excuse me. I'm a lawyer, Gloria allred.

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- What the hell happened here?
- She slipped on that glass.

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Those arrogant jerks!
They're going to pay for this.

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They're gonna pay through the nose.

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How's your neck?
I've never seen such negligence.

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This is going to be huge.

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She's an angel.
What a cute little face.

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- Would you look at those cheeks!
- Oh, my gosh.

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- She's absolutely beautiful.
- She has your eyes.

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It's the only picture I have of her.

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It's all worn out
because I'm always looking at it.

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And you haven't seen her for 27 years?

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No, not till today.

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- She just called you out of the blue?
- No, no. I found her.

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I hired a detective.
I spent all my money and, uh,

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now, we're going to meet.

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- That's so wonderful.
- You think she'll recognize me?

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Of course, she will, won't she?

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- Yeah.
- She will.

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Vera baker.

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My baby!

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Oh. Um...

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I'm just...

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Excuse me. I have to take this.

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This is merrill.

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No! That's unacceptable!

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Listen, tell Warren
if we don't ship by Tuesday,

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we won't be in the stores by mother's day,
and that's unacceptable!

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So don't give me any excuses and do it!

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Do it!
Just shut up and get it done!

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Oh, honey, you broke your phone.

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It's okay. I carry extras.

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Oh.

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- Why don't we sit down?
- Yes.

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You probably have
a thousand questions for me.

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- No.
- I was young.

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I didn't tell anybody I was pregnant.

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And I felt...

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I could handle it at the time.

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Hi.

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Do you think you gals could just

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pull yourselves together
and bring us a drink?

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Oh. Yeah.

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- Sure.
- Sure. But what would you like?

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Mimosa.

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They both want a mimosa.

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So... you sell cosmetics?

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Yeah. I have my own company.

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- Oh.
- And we're going public.

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And you're not married?

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Lucy Ann said you wouldn't.
“Who?

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Lucy Ann, she's my psychic.

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She's the one who told me
to come look for you.

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She said you needed me.

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She did?

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She said you were lonely,

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and that you were worried about money,
and that you had trouble sleeping.

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Who the hell isn't?

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See? I told you we didn't need a bell man.

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Yeah, well, congratulations, Randy.

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You've avoided another tip. Thank you.

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Well, those nickels and dimes
add up, Beverly.

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- I call this bed!
- Hey, no fair!

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- You gotta pick last night.
- Go to hell, Jason.

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- Make me, nimrod.
- Hey, language, please.

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- Bev, his and her bathrobes.
- Yes.

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Oh, look at that view.

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Yeah, nice view.

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Okay, honey, well, uh...

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- Hey, why don't you unpack?
- Okay.

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And I'm just gonna go look around.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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You're not going to the casino?

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No, no. Of course not. Uh...

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You know, I just drove
from the Grand Canyon.

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Gotta stretch my legs.

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You swore to me on your mother's eyes!
We are here to see David Copperfield.

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No gambling!

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No gambling, I'm just looking around.

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In fact, I'm, uh,
I'm gonna go to the gift shop.

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I can jump farther than you.

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- Hey, uh, I'll see you guys later.
- No way. Watch.

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Oh. That's got to hurt.

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Honey! Kids need you.

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- Hey, Nick! Nicky!
- Hey.

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You're not leaving?

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- I'm in court on Tuesday.
- No, you're not.

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Well, I work for people
who are in court on Tuesday.

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You pussy! You can't leave, Nick.
It's still going on up there.

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Richie, I have to.
I've had two hours' sleep.

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Steve Cunningham just got
another stripper, Nicky.

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You gotta see this one. She's incredible!

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- No, I can't, I gotta get back.
- No, you don't, Nick.

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I know you, man, you're scared.

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You're scared that it's gonna
get out of control up there,

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someday you'll be up for Attorney General,
it'll come back to haunt you.

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I'm not having this conversation.

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Nick, you didn't even gamble, man.

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Not one quarter.
That's no way to live, buddy.

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In fact, that ain't even living.

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- It's hiding.
- Okay, I'm not hiding from anything.

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- Oh, no?
- No.

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Okay. Then prove it, Nick.

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Do something. Anything.
I mean, break one rule.

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Uh, here, look. Nick.

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A paper. Come on, take it.

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Take it. Come on, Nick. Take it.

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Ah.

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I have a plane to catch, okay?
I'll see you in Chicago.

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Oh, my god, I won! I won!

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Look at all that money coming down.

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Oh. Look, look, look, look!
What's... what's...

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"You're a winner. See guest services."

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What? A dollar?

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Come on, baby! Come on!

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Yahoo!

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- Oh.
- Come on.

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We won!

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We won one. What is this?

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This isn't money.

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Huh!

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That's the prize? A free buffet?

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Oh, well. No, actually, it's not a buffet.

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It's a special reception at ten o'clock
in the penthouse conference room...

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- Oh.
- Where, "a spectacular,

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once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
awaits you."

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And, uh, that's all I know.

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- What do you think?
- I think it's some kind of scam.

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Oh, good, a scam! We'll do it.

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All right, great.
I'll need to see some ID then.

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Oh, okay.

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There! I gambled.

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Family vacation, huh?

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These are the moments
you gotta savor, am I right?

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They will never come around again.

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- Exactly.
- There you go, sir.

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Excuse me, do you know what's going on?

251
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,866
Yeah. Free grub, that's what's going on.

252
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,447
This room is fabulous!

253
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,954
Excuse me. Does anybody know
what we're doing here?

254
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,045
Beats me.

255
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,380
Oh, my god! You should sue somebody.

256
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,799
I did it myself.

257
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,751
- What?
- He said he did it himself.

258
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,302
He sent away for a kit.

259
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,597
I knew I recognized you.

260
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,799
You're the referee, the bonehead.

261
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,221
Oh, you know, it's just the media
blowing it out of proportion.

262
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,682
Well, my hairdresser's husband
lost $800 because of you.

263
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,215
- Everybody thinks we flip quarters.
- Can I have a picture with you?

264
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,651
It's really a commemorative coin. Look.

265
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,277
- Smile!
- You...

266
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,951
Am I too late?

267
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:18,782
Look, I won a coin. A gold coin.

268
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,331
Ah. Isn't this wonderful?

269
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,458
Look at this room.

270
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,007
What a beautiful room!

271
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,800
Have you seen this room?

272
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,879
Yes. We're in it.

273
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,096
I am enrico pollini.

274
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,018
Now, I know what you are thinking.

275
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,269
- Enrico is a girl's name.
- No, I wasn't.

276
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,895
No pun intended.

277
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,647
What... what pun is that?

278
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,150
Food! Look at all this food.

279
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:54,484
What a beautiful party!

280
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,240
Little cock doggies.

281
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,820
They're called cocktail weenies.

282
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,906
Weenies.

283
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:03,960
I'm so sorry. My english is not so good,
but I'm learning.

284
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,329
- Hmm.
- That's it!

285
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,039
Vera, come on. We're out of here.

286
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,670
Wait! Let me say goodbye.

287
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,250
- Bye, y'all.
- Excuse me.

288
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,553
Thank you all for coming.
I'm Donald sinclair. I own this hotel.

289
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,801
We don't have much time.

290
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,476
There's a meteor
the size of north Carolina

291
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,303
heading straight for earth.

292
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:28,898
The impact is going to kill everything
and everyone on this planet.

293
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,274
I built a bunker
in the basement of this casino

294
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,481
strong enough to withstand the blast.

295
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,818
There's room for eight people.
I've chosen the seven of you, plus me.

296
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:42,658
When this is over, it will be up to us
to re-populate and re-civilize the planet.

297
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,677
I couldn't resist!

298
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,050
I'm sorry.

299
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,519
A joke.

300
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,185
- He made a joke.
- Do sit down. Please.

301
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,355
Uh, merrill, you and your mother
can sit over here.

302
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,807
How do you know she's my mother?

303
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,314
Alas, there are no secrets
anymore, merrill.

304
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,565
Actually, that's not quite true.
There is one secret.

305
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,693
One last secret.

306
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,363
And it involves all of you.

307
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,697
I'm getting goose pimples.

308
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,202
Hey...

309
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,000
Ah, Mr. schaffer!

310
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,670
Curiosity got the better of you, eh?

311
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,837
Come and sit down.

312
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,166
Um, I'm... I'm fine, thanks.

313
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,048
Well, you haven't missed anything.
We were just cutting to the chase.

314
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,094
"Cutting to the chase."

315
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,388
Well, you'll laugh later.
Now, as you know,

316
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,098
the odds against winning
a jackpot downstairs

317
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,434
or hitting the state lottery
are astronomical.

318
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,145
I mean, millions to one.
A serious person doesn't even bother.

319
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,275
But today...

320
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,567
You have the chance of playing a game

321
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,495
where the odds of winning are one in six.

322
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,198
One in six!

323
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,117
That's one throw...

324
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,626
Of the dice.

325
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,087
Ah, this is my attorney, Mr. Grisham,

326
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,548
tragically was born without a personality.

327
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,726
Ah, Mr. Grisham is insisting
that anyone who wishes to participate

328
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,475
in our little experiment
should sign this waiver

329
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,182
absolving the casino
from any responsibility

330
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,984
for damages, personal liability,
blah, blah, blah.

331
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,231
So, who do you like, Claude?

332
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,364
The young woman in the black coat.
She looks desperate.

333
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,867
Yes. But she has her mother with her.

334
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,993
That could slow her down, hmm?

335
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,745
- Perhaps.
- Now...

336
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,420
563 miles from here

337
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,794
is a little town
called silver city, new Mexico.

338
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,171
- Gold rush.
- Quite right, Nick.

339
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,218
Yes, they struck gold there in 1860.

340
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,968
It was the second largest gold rush
in American history.

341
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,765
Very good, Nick.

342
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,968
I think Nick should be our captain.

343
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:14,727
In downtown silver city, there's
a train station. You can't miss it.

344
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,482
As you go in the front door,
there are some lockers on the right.

345
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,564
Mr. Grisham, do you have the keys?

346
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,654
Six identical keys.

347
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:28,744
They all open the same locker.
That's locker 001.

348
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,166
Inside the locker is a red duffel bag.

349
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,871
Inside the red duffel bag
is two million dollars.

350
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,800
In cash. Fifties and hundreds
makes a pile about...

351
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,250
So big.

352
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,883
First one there... keeps it all.

353
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,505
Cool.

354
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,592
Oh, and I've put little transmitting,
uh, devices in your key rings,

355
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,268
so I can keep track of you.

356
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,516
And, uh, that's it.

357
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,401
Gol

358
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,445
you... you can't just pick people
at random!

359
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,023
I can do anything I like, Owen.
I'm eccentric.

360
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,401
- Go!
- Wait, wait, wait.

361
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,236
So, it... it's like a race?

362
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:12,826
A race? It's a race! I hope I win.

363
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,879
- Um, what are the, uh, rules?
- There's only one rule.

364
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,048
Are you ready? Here it is:

365
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,753
There are no rules. Go!

366
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,432
- Go!
- So now,

367
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,853
when you say go, you mean, just go?

368
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,432
Ah. Be... begin, commence,
uh, s... start moving.

369
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:40,315
You see, theoretically, you have
been racing for about 40 seconds.

370
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,988
And so far, Mr. schaffer is winning

371
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,987
because he's nearest to the door.

372
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,659
You're crazy!

373
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,916
It's a race! A race!

374
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,838
You have to pace yourself.

375
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,793
Carbohydrate is important. Pasta is good.

376
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,470
Breathing... is important.

377
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,223
Scusl.

378
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,431
One, two, three...

379
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,636
It's some sort of joke.

380
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,141
It has to be. Yeah.

381
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,440
What kind of jackass just
gives away two million dollars?

382
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,734
Well, maybe it's a publicity stunt.

383
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,321
What kind of publicity?
He swore us all to secrecy.

384
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,615
Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.

385
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,451
A secret publicity stunt?

386
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,948
Yes.

387
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,185
I don't know what his angle is,
but there's always an angle.

388
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,870
Donald sinclair, people like him

389
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,828
make millions of dollars every day
playing people like us for chumps.

390
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,289
- I'm nobody's chump.
- So, you don't believe him.

391
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,172
11:30 nonstop to Chicago.
I'm gonna be on it.

392
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,594
You know what, he's right.

393
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,677
I'm not cutting short
my first family vacation in three years

394
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,305
to go on some half-assed
wild goose chase.

395
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:57,138
Okay. So... you're not going for it?

396
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,854
I don't think so!

397
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:01,945
Not me. No.

398
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,485
No, great.

399
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,063
- Well, I guess that's that, huh?
- Great.

400
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,774
Well, it was nice meeting you all.
I'm going to take the stairs.

401
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,986
My room's just two floors down,
$0, hice meeting you.

402
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,491
Hey, have a nice vacation.

403
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,668
You know, it's probably stuck.

404
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,176
I think I'm gonna take the stairs too.

405
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,648
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

406
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,770
Come on, Vera!

407
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,276
Watch it!

408
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,826
Coming through.

409
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,032
Oh! Onl

410
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,700
hold the door, please?

411
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,911
Take your time. No rush.

412
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,914
- Get up!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

413
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,499
This is crazy.

414
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,677
Listen, if we're all gonna go for it,
why don't we go for it together?

415
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,755
You know, like, split the money 50-507?

416
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,431
Fifty-fifty?

417
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,634
Oh, you know, I mean 50-50.
Whatever, whatever.

418
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,640
Yes, yes, yes, that's a good plan.

419
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,814
It's a race, it's a race!

420
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,108
I'm winning, I'm winning!

421
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,022
And they're off!

422
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,988
No one, gentlemen, no one...

423
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,325
Is offering you action like this.

424
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,408
A horse race with animals
that can think and plan and lie

425
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:44,745
and cheat... and play dirty?

426
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,582
It's the gambling experience
of a lifetime,

427
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,166
and it's my way of saying...

428
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,173
I understand men like you.

429
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,095
I know what you want.
I know what you need.

430
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:58,142
This casino, my casino...
Is where you belong.

431
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,228
My cab!

432
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:03,806
Excuse me.

433
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,187
- To the airport.
- You got it.

434
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,769
We're out the door.
I don't see you. Where are you?

435
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,744
I forgot to tip the maid.
I always tip the maid.

436
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,444
- Forget about the maid, Vera.
- Okay.

437
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,274
- There he is! Come on!
- Oh, oh.

438
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,930
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Let's... let's go.

439
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:21,165
Bev, this is a real job. I swear!

440
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,916
What is it?

441
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,125
- Huh?
- The job? What's the job?

442
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,672
Ink. For fountain pens.

443
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,425
And they're in new Mexico?

444
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,098
Silver city, new Mexico.

445
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,894
But I... I love new Mexico.
Honey, we'll go with you.

446
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,723
- No!
- Why not?

447
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,808
Because we've already paid for the room.

448
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,736
- Ah! Now, look who's wasting money!
- No, no, no, no.

449
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,279
This was your idea to stop here.

450
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,966
I don't care about David Copperfield.
This is our family vacation.

451
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,888
- We'll go with you.
- But you don't understand.

452
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,369
We will go with you!

453
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,614
The...

454
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,825
Fine. Yes!

455
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,410
Fine. Here. Call the bellman,
have him bring the Van around.

456
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,996
Okay? Happy? Happy?

457
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,834
Scusi. Scusi.
I'm in a race. Scusy.

458
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,670
Mmm. Scus/. It's a race.

459
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,445
- What is he doing?
- Think he's sleeping.

460
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:36,240
- Slee... sleeping?
- Well, he must be narcoleptic.

461
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,157
It's a... a rare sleeping disorder.

462
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,533
- But... but I... I bet on him!
- So did I. Two million dollars.

463
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,080
I'm sorry, gentlemen.
All the bets are locked in.

464
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,204
Sleeping! Sleeping!

465
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,802
- Look out!
- Don't tell me how to drive!

466
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,504
It's only yellow. Run it!

467
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,265
Where's my video game?

468
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,092
Seat belts, seat belts, everyone.

469
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,770
- Honey, what is the rush?
- I don't want to be late.

470
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,688
This is the opportunity of a lifetime.

471
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,438
You're not just a travel agent, Roger.
You're an angel.

472
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,991
There's one charter plane
available in Las Vegas,

473
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,234
- and we just bagged it.
- Oh.

474
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,190
- Back fo pass.
- Get rid of it.

475
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,805
- Looks to his left...
- Get rid of it.

476
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,781
Throw the ball!

477
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,578
That's why you're not gonna get drafted!

478
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:26,407
You'll be lucky to play
arena football in Barcelona!

479
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,415
- You like football?
- Sure.

480
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,499
Did you happen to catch that,
uh, Dallas game last week?

481
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,675
Uh, you can't really call it a game, eh?

482
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:39,469
It was an obscenity.
It was a crime against football.

483
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,514
I lost 20 grand on that game!
And they would have won!

484
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,968
Now ['ve got to work two shifts
because of that idiot.

485
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,896
I mean, Stevie wonder could have done
a better job calling that game.

486
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,688
One lousy flip of the coin

487
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,944
and the whole franchise
goes straight down the crapper.

488
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,263
- That will be ten-fifty, buddy.
- Okay, keep the change.

489
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,450
Hey, hey, hey! Thanks a lot.
You have a nice flight!

490
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,247
Yeah! Whoo!

491
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,040
- Hey, do you know who that was?
- Nah.

492
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,334
That was the ref.

493
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,207
The guy from the game. The coin toss.

494
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,459
Oh, my god, you're right!

495
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:18,463
That was him! I had him
in the cab and I let him go!

496
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,385
- Where are we going?
- We gotta go. Come on.

497
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,884
Just go. Go, go, go, go, go.

498
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,090
Chumps!

499
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,159
Excuse me. Hi.

500
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,334
- I'm not a creep or anything.
- I don't have any quarters.

501
00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,341
Oh, no. Um, no. I... I never do this,

502
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,919
but I'm reading
the same book you are. Look.

503
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,714
- See? Lindbergh.
- Mmm.

504
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,389
- It's fantastic, isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.

505
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,262
What part are you on?

506
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,059
He just had a sex change.

507
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,559
- Who did? Lindbergh?
- Mm-hmm.

508
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,731
- A sex change?
- Oh, yeah. Hmm.

509
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,112
- That's funny.
- I thought so.

510
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,486
That's funny. I wouldn't be
too proud of yourself, though.

511
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,034
See, I'm the most gullible guy in Chicago.

512
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:27,997
Uh-huh.

513
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,701
- Can I buy you a drink?
- I can't. I'm flying.

514
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:37,083
- Oh, it'll relax you.
- No, no. I mean, I'm flying.

515
00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:38,873
I'm a pilot.

516
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,500
Oh. Ah.

517
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,088
Pilot? Are there a lot of female pilots?

518
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:47,764
There's at least one.

519
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,354
As soon as I walk away, I'm gonna think
of something great to say to that.

520
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,521
Good.

521
00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,065
Mail it to me.

522
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,482
Flight 115 to Albuquerque, new Mexico.

523
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,986
- Thank you.
- You'd better hurry.

524
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,285
Yeah, four tickets to Albuquerque. Please.

525
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,454
Near the front of the plane. Please.

526
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,496
- Let's see here.
- Come on!

527
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,575
This is so exciting!

528
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,629
I've never been on a private plane before.
This is bigger than my condo.

529
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,000
Gentlemen, what's our eta?

530
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,423
Uh, one hour and ten minutes.

531
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,697
If you can do it in less than an hour,
I'll buy you both dinner.

532
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:25,927
You're on!

533
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,130
Watch it! Move! Excuse me.

534
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,965
Move! Move! Out of the way!

535
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,391
- Who was next?
- I was.

536
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:32,809
- I was!
- I was!

537
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,558
- What? You were not next!
- Are you calling me a liar?

538
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,059
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.

539
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,910
We've been in line back here
over 20 minutes.

540
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,693
Okay. Hold on. Is that the correct time?

541
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,986
Whoa.

542
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,153
Yes, it is.

543
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,112
- Who's next?
- They were, right there.

544
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:49,443
Two tickets to Albuquerque.

545
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,118
Sorry. Ouch. We're completely booked.

546
00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,699
There's nothing.

547
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,536
Oh, there's a 4:30,
but you have to switch in Dallas.

548
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,334
All right. That's it.

549
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,800
What do you mean, "that's it"?
I'm not giving up.

550
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,171
And neither are you. And neither am I.

551
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,761
I'll tell you something, brother.

552
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:15,595
If we're not flying out of here,
nobody's flying out of here.

553
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,049
Oh.

554
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,564
Whoo!

555
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,569
Okay!

556
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,197
Well, that can't be good.

557
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:25,626
Duane!

558
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:31,931
Ooh.

559
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,141
Whoa. Whoa.

560
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:42,309
Nol!

561
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,736
Blaine! Blaine!

562
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:58,451
Oh. Oh. No! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Ah!

563
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,908
- Oh!
- Blaine!

564
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,833
Oh.

565
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,459
Shit!

566
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,085
Let it go!

567
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,009
Duane, are you all right?

568
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,261
Get out! Duane, stop the car!

569
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,637
I can't!

570
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,763
Duane, what are you doing?

571
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,395
- I got nowhere to go!
- Move!

572
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,895
Trying to kill me?

573
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,319
Duane, stop the car!

574
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:30,646
Stop the car!

575
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,527
- Oh, no. No.
- No.

576
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,949
Ohl

577
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,786
Blaine, Blaine.

578
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,475
Now freeze everything, every flight.

579
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,178
Get me central operations.

580
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,190
Attention, all passengers!

581
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,814
Due to a technical problem
with our radar tracking system,

582
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,487
all flights are postponed
until further notice.

583
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:14,610
We apologize for any inconvenience.

584
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,242
Come on, we gotta go! We gotta go!

585
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,036
- Hurry up! Let's go.
- Wait, dad.

586
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,613
Forget the bags. Let's go!

587
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,039
Coming through!

588
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,991
Ohl

589
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,077
- this is your license?
- Yes, it is.

590
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,172
- Where was it issued?
- In Guam.

591
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,884
Just head east. And I'm in a hurry!

592
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,639
Hello, again.

593
00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,184
Eastitis.

594
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,768
We have a, uh, mid-sized caprice.

595
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,566
- What color is it?
- We don't care about color.

596
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:53,145
Just give us whatever car
is parked closest to the door.

597
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,605
Ask about insurance.

598
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:59,114
Would you be interested in purchasing
liability insurance?

599
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,410
How much is it?

600
00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:03,284
It doesn't matter.
We'll take it. Just hurry.

601
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:09,043
Hit enter.

602
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,245
Now shift.

603
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,711
Shift key, right there.

604
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:17,715
Whoo!

605
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:18,886
Hey, watch it!

606
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,090
Bus! White people!

607
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,935
- Oh!
- Idiot!

608
00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,722
Okay. I've got one.

609
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,475
- What?
- A great comeback.

610
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,732
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

611
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,984
I said,
"are there a lot of female pilots?"

612
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,906
And you said, "there's at least one."

613
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:41,451
I should have said,
"two, if you count Lindbergh."

614
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,579
Because you said he had a sex change.

615
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,162
- It's a work in progress.
- Okay.

616
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,585
- I'm Nick schaffer.
- Tracy faucet.

617
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,628
So, I guess you can have that drink now.

618
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:56,174
No. I told you I'm flying. I'm...
I'm leaving for roswell in five minutes.

619
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:58,502
Oh, didn't you hear? Everybody's grounded.

620
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,679
Oh, no. That's only for fixed wing.

621
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,721
I'm in a chopper,
we use a different system.

622
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:03,844
Oh.

623
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,397
- Roswell, new Mexico?
- Uh-huh.

624
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,108
You're flying to new Mexico?

625
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:16,652
Yeah. We've been flying down all week.

626
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,230
They're repainting the whole fleet.

627
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,662
You can fly. Nobody else can fly.

628
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,031
But you can fly.

629
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,119
- And you're flying to new Mexico.
- Yeah.

630
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:36,005
- But nobody else can fly.
- Yeah.

631
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,548
Do you need a ride?

632
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,381
Come on!

633
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:52,184
- Coconut.
- Coconut.

634
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,560
Who had coconut?

635
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,062
- I did.
- Oh.

636
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,644
Ah, Phil.

637
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,902
That's the kind of car
that I'm getting.

638
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,826
- Yeah? Don't count on it.
- Why not?

639
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,825
Because the Volkswagen beetle
was used by the Nazis.

640
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,999
I would not be comfortable
driving around in one.

641
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,577
So, don't drive it. I will.

642
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:17,039
- Dad, I have to go.
- No, you don't.

643
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,500
- Yes, I do. I really do.
- We just stopped!

644
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,587
I couldn't go. The bathroom was too gross.

645
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:27,800
- Well, can't you hold it in?
- I can't. It's an emergency!

646
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,057
- Honey, there's a restaurant.
- No, that's three miles off the road.

647
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,987
And then three miles back.
We lose ten minutes.

648
00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:35,307
So what? Your daughter
has to go to the bathroom.

649
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,162
- Please stop, dad...
- All right, all right.

650
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,273
Jason, just look back there
for an empty jar.

651
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,401
A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.

652
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,198
Oh, all right, sorry.

653
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,368
Jason, we're going to need a jar
and a funnel.

654
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,830
Dad, I don't have to pee. It's number two!

655
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,248
Sorry, I can't stop.

656
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:55,327
Dad, I'm prairie-dogging it.

657
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:56,787
What the hell does that mean?

658
00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:00,590
You know, like when a prairie dog
sticks his head in and out of the ground.

659
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,261
Hmm.

660
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,173
- Oh.
- Oh. Ow.

661
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,597
- I do not wanna picture that!
- Uh, no!

662
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,435
Yes, sir. Silver city it is, buddy.

663
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,684
It's about 700 miles.
You don't mind, do you?

664
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,016
Oh, no. No, no, no, I don't mind.

665
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,895
A job, it's just another job for me.

666
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:25,068
About how much do you think
that's gonna cost?

667
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,488
I wouldn't worry about it.

668
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:29,903
Tell you what...

669
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,657
You just pay me
whatever you think is fair.

670
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:38,666
Because... I trust your judgment.

671
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,792
Huh.

672
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,796
- I hate you! I hate you!
- All right. Nobody look.

673
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:46,219
I'm gonna turn on the radio, honey,
so nobody can hear you.

674
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,671
I'll never forget this.

675
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,347
I hate you.

676
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,891
Okay, nobody can hear you, honey.
Push away.

677
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,433
Whoo-hoo!

678
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,018
I'm gonna drop you off right there.

679
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,855
- There's a parking lot near the hospital.
- Great. Great.

680
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,232
So, what's wrong with her?

681
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:10,194
Who?
Your sister. You said it was serious.

682
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:14,661
Oh, uh, yeah. Shark bite.

683
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,953
A shark bite? Yeah.

684
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:20,787
They took her to silver city?

685
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:25,087
Yeah. Well, they have a really
good shark attack unit there.

686
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,179
How fast was I going?

687
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:36,939
Mmm.

688
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,151
Where are we”?

689
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,571
Oh, it's a...
It's a shortcut I know.

690
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,070
Well, maybe we should stick
to the highway.

691
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,491
Huh, there's a thought.

692
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,864
You say we should stick to the highway,

693
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:54,947
I say we should take my shortcut.

694
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:58,374
Why don't we just flip a coin?

695
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,622
- No! It's not what you think!
- Come here you...

696
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,578
- No, wait! Stop it!
- Blind son of a bitch!

697
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,256
- Where's that whistle?
- Hey! Wait! Wait!

698
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,879
I'm gonna shove it up your ass!

699
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:09,177
Come back here! “Arrivedercr.

700
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,220
Oh, sh... oh, shit! Oh! Ah. Oh.

701
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:18,849
Oh, ah. I'll kill him!

702
00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:38,782
Squirrel?

703
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,869
No, thank you.
We're looking for the interstate.

704
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:44,500
Uh, I get that a lot
because of the detour.

705
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:46,710
Ohl

706
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,588
now they've lost their way.

707
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,544
Now they can't go home.

708
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:55,591
- You're sure you don't want one?
- We're sure. Thank you.

709
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,175
Oh, they make crackerjack pets.

710
00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:59,261
I taught this one to shake hands.

711
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:00,936
He's not for sale, though.

712
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,515
Hey, who wants to go home
with the nice ladies, huh?

713
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:05,225
"Ooh, pick me! Pick me!

714
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,901
Oh, don't be afraid, I don't bite.

715
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:08,853
What's your name, pretty lady?"

716
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:11,314
Vera.

717
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,775
Ma'am, uh, really, we're not interested.

718
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,987
Well, I'm not talking to you, am I?
I'm talking to Vera.

719
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,617
What about bucky here?

720
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,450
He just loves to climb the trees
and eat the nuts.

721
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,535
Ma'am! We do not want a squirrel!

722
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,837
Now, do you or do you not know
where the interstate is?

723
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,630
Of course, I do. I'm not retarded.

724
00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,457
"Tell them about the shortcut."

725
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,759
Oh... thank you, bucky.

726
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:35,259
I almost forgot. There's a dandy shortcut

727
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:38,012
that will bring you right to exit 14.
It'll save you 30 miles.

728
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:41,185
- Oh.
- Now, listen carefully.

729
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,685
You wanna go straight
down here exactly 1.8 miles.

730
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:45,776
1.8.

731
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,397
And you make a left
at the totem pole ranch.

732
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,897
Go 5.4 miles, and you're gonna
go up a big hill.

733
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:55,449
And you'll see a big yellow sign
with some graffiti on it.

734
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,993
There's a little dirt road.
Take that on the right.

735
00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,197
It'll take you right to the interstate.

736
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,531
Thank you very much.

737
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,207
Oh, wait a minute.

738
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:07,958
Take some nuts with you,
just in case you see a squirrel.

739
00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,131
Okay? All right.

740
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,004
"Bye. Bye.

741
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,631
Oh, you could have bought me."

742
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,464
You'll make it. You'll make it.

743
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,730
Where am I?

744
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,399
Wow! A Barbie museum! Can we stop?

745
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,276
Sorry, Kimmy. We have a plan.

746
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,154
And we're going to stick to the plan.

747
00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,110
Please, daddy. Please, please, please...

748
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,365
Hey, hey!

749
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:44,498
It's not fair. We never get
to stop anywhere I want to.

750
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,793
I'm sure Jason doesn't wanna go
to the Barbie museum.

751
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,620
Are you kidding? I'll stop anywhere.

752
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,458
- I'm wigging out back here.
- You know, okay, honey.

753
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:55,032
You really need to pull over
and stop to give the kids a break.

754
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,803
- Yeah, okay, maybe on the way back.
- No, no, no. Stop the car.

755
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,222
- Uh, no, I can't do that.
- We all need to stop the car.

756
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,996
- No can do.
- No. You need to stop the car.

757
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,055
- No!
- Can you please...

758
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,511
Stop the car!

759
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:07,312
Oh. Ooh.

760
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,358
Okay, fine, but ten minutes.

761
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:16,815
Wow! The Barbie museum!

762
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,533
Klaus Barbie, sometimes known
as the butcher of Lyon.

763
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,616
Let the Jew revisionists talk
about their death camps

764
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:29,623
and so-called crimes against humanity.

765
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,376
This museum is lovingly dedicated

766
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:35,174
to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows.

767
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,970
The husband, the devoted father,
the wine connoisseur,

768
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:42,015
and three-time
ballroom dancing champion.

769
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:51,895
Hey, hey,
there's that guy, the pudgy one.

770
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,522
Barbie joined the ss in 1935,

771
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,153
where he soon became

772
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,529
one of the fuhrer's
favorite young officers.

773
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:04,033
Uh, can we go?

774
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:07,331
Here, we see him standing
beside Hitler's touring car,

775
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:11,502
the very same car which can be seen
on display outside in our courtyard.

776
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,829
You're leaving?

777
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:15,502
What?

778
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,459
No. What? Yes.

779
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:21,637
Well, we... we have a... a 4:30 book
burning and then... and then we have a...

780
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,385
- Uh, a christening.
- Yes, a christening.

781
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:25,216
For one of our many, uh, white Christian,

782
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,848
- non-Jewish, uh, fri... friends.
- Family.

783
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,458
- Family. Relatives.
- Blood relatives.

784
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:33,270
The him... himmler hessin Von...
Sturichberg...

785
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,506
- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Yes, love... love your do.

786
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,815
- Bye.
- Thank you.

787
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,147
It's beautiful.
We had a great time.

788
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:41,779
- Wow! Oh, a gift shop!
- Yes, I know, honey.

789
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,281
Next time. Next time, I promise.
I really do.

790
00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:46,158
Just go. Just go.

791
00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,035
What's? What is... oh, my god!

792
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,741
- We've been cut.
- How?

793
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:50,951
What do we do now?

794
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,963
- I say we take the interstate.
- No. Take highway 12.

795
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,712
- That's a shortcut.
- But you don't know what the shortcut is.

796
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,919
It could be anything.
It could be a dirt road.

797
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,878
You know what?
There's two of us.

798
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,214
Why don't we just separate?

799
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:08,013
- What?
- There's two of us.

800
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,470
Maybe we should just separate.

801
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,353
You're right. You're a genius.

802
00:44:14,443 --> 00:44:16,775
There's two of us.
If we separate and you steal a car,

803
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:19,980
we can both go our own way and double
our chances of getting there first.

804
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,985
All right. You take the...

805
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,692
We've only got one key!

806
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,908
Oh, look! There it is.
Totem pole ranch, turn left.

807
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:36,337
1.8 miles exactly.
All right, squirrel lady!

808
00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,460
I can't believe it, dad.

809
00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:45,092
You just stole
Adolf Hitler's Mercedes benz!

810
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,844
Well, Hitler had it coming.

811
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,641
What goes around, comes around.

812
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,435
Man, they're going to be pissed.

813
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,262
Uh, they're always pissed, honey.

814
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:56,064
They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.

815
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:58,859
Hey, honey, when we get to silver city...

816
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,437
We'll call them.
We'll work something out.

817
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,694
Yee-hoo!

818
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,613
- North?
- A little detour.

819
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,913
It'll just take a minute.

820
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,537
I just wanted to say hi to my boyfriend.

821
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,743
Oh.

822
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,133
I can't believe it.

823
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,382
That son of a bitch!

824
00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:27,555
That's... that's charlene's car!

825
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,098
Charlene?

826
00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:31,221
His ex-girlfriend. Or so I thought.

827
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,520
Come on, now. I'm sure
there's a perfectly innocent explanation.

828
00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:37,269
She probably came by
just to pick up some clothes or...

829
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,360
Oh.

830
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:39,775
Nice and warm.

831
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,946
Okay.

832
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:49,198
What the... no!

833
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,529
- Oh.
- Get down!

834
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:57,085
Did I come at a bad time, asshole?

835
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,166
Whoa! Whoal

836
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:04,297
I'll ram this helicopter
right down your throat!

837
00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,718
No! Whoa!

838
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,137
Whoal

839
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:11,011
- whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?
- Don't worry about me.

840
00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:14,139
My father's a Navy pilot.
I've been flying since I was 15!

841
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,562
No. I'm not worried about you.
I'm worried about me.

842
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,605
Shawn, you have a minute?

843
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,558
I wanna talk about our relationship!

844
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,616
Suck on that, creep!

845
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,244
Ohl

846
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,670
that's...

847
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,247
Not the truck!

848
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,254
No! Oh, my god!

849
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,506
Come on, help me. Open it.

850
00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:50,929
Uh, you know what, Tracy,
I'm actually not comfortable...

851
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,302
- Open it!
- Okay.

852
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,230
She's gonna kill me.

853
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:01,478
We should get out of here.

854
00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:02,854
- Not yet!
- Okay.

855
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:07,105
You two-timing, backstabbing sneak!

856
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,690
You worm! You turd!

857
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:17,532
My god! What was I thinking?
I want my five months back!

858
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,290
I'm getting the tattoo removed!

859
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,299
Hey! Stop hitting me!

860
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:30,674
Where are you going, baby?
Wait for me!

861
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:31,880
Let go!

862
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:42,147
No! No, no!

863
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,270
Oh, oh, oh.

864
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,856
Nol!

865
00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,942
I think we just killed him.

866
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,824
You can't kill him! He's like a cockroach.

867
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,411
Ah. Uh-oh!

868
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:03,370
No, no, no! No, uh-oh!
No. Fix the "uh-oh!"

869
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:06,627
Nol!

870
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,587
Should we be this low?

871
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,511
Come on, let's keep going.

872
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,183
Come on.

873
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,186
We just violated about 115 federal laws.

874
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,606
"We"?
I'm getting out of here. Are you coming?

875
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,152
No.

876
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,855
No, no, no. I know things look bad...

877
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,992
Nice meeting you.

878
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,285
Get out of the truck, Shawn.

879
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,543
That's it, Tracy. You and I are through!

880
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:49,673
Tracy, wait!

881
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:54,636
Tracy!

882
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,427
That's the first illegal thing
I've done in my adult life.

883
00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:02,853
How does it feel?

884
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,273
Well, I'm shaking, but that could be
from the helicopter crash.

885
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,191
Get out of my truck, Tracy!

886
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,611
It's my truck, Shawn! I paid for it!

887
00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,154
- And who is this?
- Oh, I'm nobody.

888
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,152
- Yeah, you are nobody.
- Yeah. Nobody.

889
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:16,221
You stay away from her, nobody,
unless you're tired of living.

890
00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:17,781
You know what I'm...

891
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:20,955
Oh, Shawn, while you're here,
do me a favor.

892
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,248
Charlene left a bra in the truck.

893
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,166
Can you make sure she gets it?

894
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:26,710
Thanks, honey.

895
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:27,832
Help!

896
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,919
Ohl

897
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,124
Ooh.

898
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,503
So where's the driver?

899
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:18,838
He's in the powder room.

900
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:22,933
Hell's bells. We're never gonna get
to Santa fe by three o'clock.

901
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,806
- It's ridiculous!
- Ridiculous.

902
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:26,307
I really wish he'd hurry.

903
00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:28,229
It just seems very unprofessional.

904
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,484
- On!
- Oh...

905
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:38,611
Oh, mister, you gotta help me.
My wife... she's...

906
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,142
She's out back. She's having a baby.

907
00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:42,160
- She's having a what?
- A baby!

908
00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:44,159
- She's having a baby?
- And it's halfway out!

909
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,582
- Ah.
- I can see the head!

910
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,702
- I need your jacket.
- Why?

911
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,789
For her amniotic sac!

912
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,714
- Oh.
- Yeah, her amniotic fluid...

913
00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,633
- It's all... it's gushing out.
- Gushing?

914
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,051
- The jacket! The jacket!
- Oh!

915
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,675
Give me the jacket. And your pants.

916
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:03,723
- My pants?
- Your pants.

917
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:06,268
Yeah, for her, you know, her placenta.

918
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,346
You know, and her labia, and...

919
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,681
Cervical...

920
00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,607
And mucus gushing... it's gushing.

921
00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:14,560
It's just a hole... it's...

922
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:16,236
- It's like...
- Oh, oh, yeah.

923
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,608
- Quick, the pants!
- Okay.

924
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,442
- And the hat.
- Uh, my hat? Why? Why my hat?

925
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:23,993
Uh. For her, uh...

926
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:26,989
Vagina.

927
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,415
Let's go, ladies. All aboard.
We're on our way.

928
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,873
- What happened to Marty?
- Uh, Marty? Family emergency.

929
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,083
His wife's having a baby.

930
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:38,177
A baby? Yes.

931
00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:40,173
I'm Owen. I'm your new driver. Let's go.

932
00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,634
Shh. Quiet.

933
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,261
Quiet, everybody. Simmer down.

934
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,386
Hey!

935
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,518
We're going to be under way
in just a minute.

936
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,096
This is Owen.

937
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,306
He's our new driver.

938
00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:54,858
Everyone say hello.

939
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,813
Hello, Owen!

940
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:03,276
Our next stop is the third annual
I love Lucy convention

941
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,577
in Santa fe, new Mexico.

942
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:06,744
What do you say?

943
00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:11,166
Ba-ba-loo!

944
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,760
Ohl

945
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,927
oh! Onl

946
00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:45,951
- Is he dead?
- Hey, mister, are you dead?

947
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,452
It's a race, it's a race, it's a race.

948
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,916
Run. Run, like greased lightning!

949
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:59,541
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!

950
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:01,800
Taxi!

951
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,681
Not good. Not good.

952
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:12,765
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

953
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,016
Oh.

954
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:18,021
Don't move! Stay there!
I saw the whole thing. I'll be right down.

955
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:20,854
Oh, shit! Gloria allred.

956
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:24,440
Hey, buddy?
Buddy, you okay? You okay?

957
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:25,650
Ta-da.

958
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,450
You're fine! And you look great.

959
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,074
You don't want to report this, do you?

960
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,950
Taxi!
You don't need a taxi. Come on.

961
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,657
Come on, uh, where are you going?
Maybe I can drop you off.

962
00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:36,414
Silver city, new Mexico. I am in a race.

963
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,665
- Silver city?
- Mmm.

964
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:38,962
This is your lucky day.

965
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,789
- No.
- I'm going to El Paso.

966
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,294
It's right on the way!

967
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,174
Come on. Oh, but, uh, look,
I gotta be there by seven o'clock tonight,

968
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,722
so I'm gonna be driving very fast.

969
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,299
- Great!
- Yeah!

970
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,518
You just want one copy,

971
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,516
'cause you get an extra one
for half price?

972
00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:57,973
Just one. And hurry.

973
00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,979
That's the best idea you ever had.

974
00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,590
We split up, we take two keys,
we double our chances of winning.

975
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,318
- It can't fail.
- You remember where we're going?

976
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:07,320
Silver city, new Mexico.

977
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,073
Right. Train station locker 001.

978
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,620
Zero, zero, one.

979
00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,368
Rule number one, discretion.

980
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:14,790
Don't talk to anybody.

981
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,833
- I won't, I promise.
- I'm serious.

982
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,662
We're talking about
two million dollars in cash.

983
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:23,090
People would just kill us
to get their hands on that key.

984
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,251
I love you.

985
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,091
All right, little brother,
you steal a car.

986
00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:31,549
I'm gonna try to steal that corvette
right there.

987
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:33,508
I don't care what you get
as long as it's fast.

988
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,720
I'll meet you in silver city.
Don't forget your key.

989
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:42,025
That mother-fucking bastard!

990
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,070
I'll kill him! I'm gonna...

991
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,651
Whoo!

992
00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:50,067
There he is.

993
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,778
Go! Go! Go!

994
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:57,704
Okay. We're at 2.4 miles.

995
00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:59,535
There's the yellow sign with the graffiti.

996
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,040
- Turn right.
- I see it.

997
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:02,211
- You see it?
- I see it.

998
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,132
Oh, I just love this!
This is like a treasure hunt.

999
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,637
- Slow down!
- I can't!

1000
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:11,884
Oh, oh, oh.

1001
00:55:15,103 --> 00:55:16,138
Help!

1002
00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:49,510
But I guess my favorite episode,
if I had to pick a favorite,

1003
00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:50,836
would be episode 34.

1004
00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,842
Ladies! Lucys! Lucys!

1005
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,343
Stay behind the line, please.

1006
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:56,675
Remember that one when Ricky
wouldn't take his hat off?

1007
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,557
No, no, I don't remember that one.
It sounds...

1008
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,979
Like a masterpiece.

1009
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:03,853
How about the one
where she got caught in the freezer?

1010
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,435
Ma'am? Lucy!

1011
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,986
You have to put that out, please.

1012
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,532
Lucy, your hair!

1013
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,491
Oh, thank you. You know, I couldn't decide

1014
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,077
whether to keep it up...

1015
00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:24,911
- Or try something new.
- No. It's on fire!

1016
00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,924
- Stop the bus!
- We're not stopping!

1017
00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:39,385
Just put it out! Just put it out!

1018
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:40,844
- We're not stopping!
- Stop!

1019
00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,101
The bathroom!

1020
00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,488
Oh-ho. Oh-ho.

1021
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:16,760
Two million dollars, two million dollars.

1022
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,260
Two million dollars.

1023
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:21,310
Two million dollars, two million dollars.

1024
00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:22,727
Two million dollars.

1025
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,559
The Donald sinclair, the billionaire?

1026
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:28,814
It sounds crazy, I know.
But I think it's on the level.

1027
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,486
Look, here's the thing.
We have to decide yes or no right now.

1028
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:33,109
Look. Okay, we're here.

1029
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,802
If everybody else
had to drive the whole way,

1030
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,721
I figure we still...
We have a three-hour head start.

1031
00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:38,281
So, you're proposing...

1032
00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:40,579
We form a corporation.
Faucet and schaffer inc.

1033
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,531
If we win, we split everything 50-50.

1034
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,582
Here. You can even hold the key.

1035
00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:47,588
What do you think?

1036
00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,248
I don't know
what to think. I'm in shock.

1037
00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,085
Three hours ago,
I was sitting in the airport.

1038
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:56,670
I had a job. I was reading a book.

1039
00:57:56,765 --> 00:57:59,177
My grandfather used to say,
"good things take time.

1040
00:57:59,267 --> 00:58:01,929
Great things happen all at once."

1041
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:10,942
Jason, where did you get that”?

1042
00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,940
- I found it under the seat.
- Wait...

1043
00:58:13,031 --> 00:58:14,567
Jason, give it to me right now.

1044
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:16,614
- Come on. You can't play that.
- Why not?

1045
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:19,910
Because it's Hitler's harmonica.
You can't play Hitler's harmonica.

1046
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,362
You're driving his car.

1047
00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:24,243
Yes, but I'm not touching it
with my mouth.

1048
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,620
I'm not sucking on the dashboard.

1049
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,168
I'm not getting his germs.

1050
00:58:28,255 --> 00:58:30,246
Dad, look what I found.

1051
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:33,210
- Hey, where did you get those?
- The floor.

1052
00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,132
- Look, I'm Mrs. Hitler.
- All right.

1053
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,256
- Take those off right now.
- Hey, look at this.

1054
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,008
It's a lipstick, huh?

1055
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:40,635
Oh, it's dark.

1056
00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,341
That Eva braun had style, didn't she?

1057
00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:44,222
Bev, she was Hitler's girlfriend.

1058
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,598
- Give us a kiss.
- Oh! It's not funny. Give me that.

1059
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,271
- No, no, no. Come on.
- Give me that.

1060
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,314
- Honey!
- Oh. I got it all over my hand.

1061
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:52,734
Oh... Randy.

1062
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:01,364
- Chain, chain...
- R-e-s-p-e-c-t

1063
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,242
find out what it means to me
respect

1064
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,414
- just a little bit...
- Chain, chain, chain...

1065
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,187
- Just a little bit...
- Chain, chain, chain...

1066
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:09,576
Just...

1067
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:15,002
Look at us go. We are zooming!

1068
00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,675
I told you. We're hauling ass.

1069
00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:20,470
We're hauling ass. All righty!

1070
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,260
Guess what I got back there.

1071
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:30,806
You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

1072
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,517
No, no, no. That's just an expression.

1073
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,404
Oh.

1074
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:38,647
It's a heart.

1075
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:43,778
- A heart?
- A human heart.

1076
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:47,953
Some lucky bastard in El Paso
is waiting for it.

1077
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:50,409
Yeah, normally they put it on a plane,
but, you know,

1078
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,495
the airport's all closed down, so...

1079
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:54,548
Ah.

1080
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:59,008
You want to see it?

1081
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:02,929
- See what?
- Look.

1082
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,563
Are we allowed?

1083
01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:15,609
We'll just take a peek.
One peek. What could happen?

1084
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,814
It's a heart. It needs fresh air.

1085
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,525
It's been locked up
in that cooler for seven hours.

1086
01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:33,292
Huh?

1087
01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,894
- It's, uh... whoa!
- Oh. Whoa.

1088
01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,430
- Upsy-Daisy.
- Oh, shit! Oh, please!

1089
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:02,856
I get it. I get it.

1090
01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:05,533
- Don't step on it!
- Okay, I think I found it.

1091
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,406
No, that's a caramel apple.

1092
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,711
This is wrong.

1093
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,087
- This is so wrong.
- Shh.

1094
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,919
God is going to smote us.

1095
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:25,379
- We're gonna get smote.
- Shh.

1096
01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:26,883
Come on. We're siphoning gas.

1097
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,840
It's not a smoting offense.
“What?

1098
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,684
It shouldn't be turning me on, should it?

1099
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:44,822
- Hey!
- Hi.

1100
01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:46,275
What are you doing?

1101
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:48,735
Seventeen cups of coffee.

1102
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,365
Ah!

1103
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:57,453
- I guess, uh... I guess that's it.
- Oh.

1104
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,664
Whoa! Uh, I guess not.

1105
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,841
Whoa. How do you turn
this thing off, huh?

1106
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,085
Son of a bitch!

1107
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:13,935
- Man!
- Oh, damn it.

1108
01:02:14,022 --> 01:02:16,684
- Damn it!
- Keep going. Go! Go! Go!

1109
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:20,357
He's stopping.

1110
01:02:21,363 --> 01:02:23,274
'Cause he knows, don't mess with us.

1111
01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:45,090
We gotta wait.
There's too much wind.

1112
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,635
Guys! Guys! Guys!
I need this balloon!

1113
01:02:47,722 --> 01:02:49,758
Hey, hey. What are you doing?

1114
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,840
Hey, man! What...

1115
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,563
- That's... hey, hey!
- I know what I'm doing!

1116
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,935
Whoo! Ohl

1117
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:05,270
- I'm coming to get you!
- Move.

1118
01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:08,482
- Get back here!
- Oh, we got you now.

1119
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,036
Ah!

1120
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:13,362
I'm gonna get you,
stupid hardware guy!

1121
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,996
Whoal

1122
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,454
- go! Go!
- Stand up.

1123
01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:24,505
- We got you now.
- Grab the rope!

1124
01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:27,083
- We got you now. Higher.
- I'm going to get you!

1125
01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:30,386
- Stand up. Ready? Grab it.
- Just go ahead.

1126
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:33,340
- You missed it!
- Oh.

1127
01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:34,971
Duane!

1128
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,677
- Duane, stop the car!
- Hang on, buddy!

1129
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,763
Please! Please stop!

1130
01:03:42,027 --> 01:03:44,439
- Duane!
- I got it! I got it!

1131
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:45,689
Just hang on!

1132
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,651
Duane!

1133
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:51,734
Whoal

1134
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:55,361
- stop it!
- Blaine!

1135
01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:57,243
- Blaine!
- You're gonna kill...

1136
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:58,744
Blaine!

1137
01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,826
I'm gonna die.

1138
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,453
Whoal

1139
01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,005
movel

1140
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,262
ohl

1141
01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,595
watch out!

1142
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:16,266
Oh. Look, look, look.

1143
01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:20,387
Oh.

1144
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,347
Whew!

1145
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:33,400
Shit.

1146
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,907
Hey!

1147
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:40,787
Duane! Help!

1148
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,333
Duane!

1149
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:45,708
- Oh. Whoa.
- Whoal

1150
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:47,915
no! Oh. Oh, god!

1151
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:56,597
Whoal

1152
01:04:56,684 --> 01:04:57,924
help!

1153
01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,555
H... hey.

1154
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,074
- Give me my key!
- What are you talking about?

1155
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,268
- Give me back my key!
- What key?

1156
01:05:10,031 --> 01:05:11,737
Give me the key!

1157
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:19,915
Yes!

1158
01:05:21,042 --> 01:05:22,828
Whoal

1159
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:28,632
ohl

1160
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,303
Nol!

1161
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:02,955
Blaine! Blaine!

1162
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:06,288
- It's me!
- Duane!

1163
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,667
Oh, my god!

1164
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:14,797
I got out of that thing!

1165
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,430
I got the key.

1166
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,303
How's it going, captain?

1167
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,555
So far, so good.

1168
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,140
How about a pit stop?

1169
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,851
Sorry, this is a one-way flight.

1170
01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:33,356
There's a bathroom in the back.

1171
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,317
The latch is broken.

1172
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:38,241
- Anybody could just come in.
- So what?

1173
01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,819
You ain't got nothing
the other Lucys haven't seen already.

1174
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:42,831
Not necessarily.

1175
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:46,241
Please, would you stop screaming?

1176
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,167
Damn!

1177
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:55,458
Help me!
For god's sake! Help me!

1178
01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:59,087
Ah. Ah.

1179
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:10,390
Oh, shit!

1180
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,322
Owen!

1181
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,024
Owen, what are you doing?

1182
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:22,075
It's a flat tire. Please stay on the bus.

1183
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:24,154
Well, you're turning it
the wrong way.

1184
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:27,036
I know what I'm doing.
Please get on the bus.

1185
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,492
- Maybe we should check the oil.
- Lucys. Wait, wait, wait!

1186
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:33,546
You're supposed to change
the air in the tires every 12,000 miles.

1187
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:35,669
- I can fix it.
- Give me that!

1188
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,842
Quick, somebody do
the heimlich maneuver!

1189
01:07:37,929 --> 01:07:40,090
Wait! No, that's the spare!

1190
01:07:40,181 --> 01:07:41,671
Nol!

1191
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,597
Hey. Ooh. Wait up!

1192
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:46,768
- Oh, no.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1193
01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:48,185
Oh, no.

1194
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,684
We'll still catch it.

1195
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:51,981
Try it, try it!

1196
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:54,650
Oh, oh!

1197
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:19,216
No, no, no. Turn it around.
Turn... just turn it around.

1198
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:20,419
Please be careful.

1199
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,011
Wait, wait, wait. What is that?

1200
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,178
It's a nickel.

1201
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,351
Would you please put it in the bag?

1202
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:48,826
Why... why don't you check over there?
Maybe it bounced.

1203
01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,960
I'm a dead man!

1204
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,504
Don't worry, my friend.
We will find the heart.

1205
01:08:57,091 --> 01:09:00,458
I have lost my heart many times before.

1206
01:09:05,224 --> 01:09:09,558
I make a joke to help you forget
how screwed you are.

1207
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,553
I don't think it got this far.

1208
01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:15,230
Let's check down by the road.

1209
01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:18,852
Oh. Hello! A doggy! Hello! Hello!

1210
01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:20,231
Hello there, little doggy.

1211
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,484
Well, isn't he a good doggy?

1212
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:24,111
Come on. Come on.

1213
01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:25,237
Fetch. Fetch it.

1214
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:28,903
Look at him go.

1215
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:29,998
Ohl

1216
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,325
- here, boy!
- Doggy!

1217
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,001
Good boy! Get him!

1218
01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:42,588
- Really is a beautiful car.
- Yeah.

1219
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,920
- I mean, look at this mahogany.
- Gorgeous.

1220
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,970
- You just don't see that anymore.
- No.

1221
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,549
I wonder what this is.

1222
01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:51,324
Honey, careful.
That's a cigarette lighter.

1223
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:53,290
- I don't think they had those then.
- Yes, they did.

1224
01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:54,429
Ow! Oh!

1225
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,105
Oh, honey, did you burn yourself?

1226
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:59,059
- Yeah! Oh, god!
- Oh, I told you.

1227
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:03,772
- No, no, no, sorry.
- Oh.

1228
01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:06,357
My husband, he burned his finger, ma'am.

1229
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:07,487
Yeah, he was cooling,

1230
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:09,390
- and then he was waving...
- Bev, not helping.

1231
01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:11,279
- Oh, oh. Sorry.
- Not helping.

1232
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,577
Ez tel

1233
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:19,079
I really like your dike... bike.

1234
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,252
It's nice.

1235
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:29,806
Cut them off! Get in front!

1236
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,052
Oh, my...

1237
01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,805
- Hey! What are you, nuts?
- Get down!

1238
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:35,932
Kids, stay down!
This thing won't go any faster!

1239
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:38,389
Stop it! The headlights! The headlight!

1240
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:41,271
Are you insane?

1241
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:43,102
This is Hitler's car!

1242
01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:52,866
Oh! Why?

1243
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,370
Oh.

1244
01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,835
Honey, go and ask them for help.

1245
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,631
Tell them everything that happened.

1246
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:08,211
And ask them to call the police
and a tow truck!

1247
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,429
- Hello.
- Hello.

1248
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,932
- Are you Harold?
- Yes.

1249
01:11:58,022 --> 01:11:59,137
I'm Vicky.

1250
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:03,690
Are you going to invite me in, Harry?

1251
01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:05,894
Or would you rather party
out here in the hallway?

1252
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,029
Please, come in.

1253
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,571
Not too shabby.

1254
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:17,989
- Where are you from, Harry?
- From here.

1255
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:21,668
- Las Vegas.
- Oh, local boy makes good.

1256
01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:27,502
So, Harry, what can I do for you?

1257
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:31,423
Okay. Here's what I want.

1258
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:33,595
First, we both get naked.

1259
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,173
Mmm, so far so good.

1260
01:12:36,227 --> 01:12:38,092
Only we're wearing sailor hats.
Y

1261
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,394
- hmm.
- And then...

1262
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,432
We get into a jacuzzi...

1263
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,893
Filled with pepto-bismol.

1264
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:48,610
And...

1265
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:52,106
I cl... clip your toenails

1266
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,157
and you shave my buttocks.

1267
01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:56,746
Pardon me”?

1268
01:12:57,623 --> 01:13:00,330
Okay. Um, naked, um, jacuzzi,

1269
01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:02,704
pepto-bismol, toenails,

1270
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,626
shave my buttocks.

1271
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:05,749
How much would that cost?

1272
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,796
Jeez!

1273
01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,000
Honey, you have quite an imagination.

1274
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,343
How much would it cost?

1275
01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,380
Well, let's see.

1276
01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:19,471
A party like that...

1277
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,432
Three thousand dollars.

1278
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:26,232
Okay! Three thousand is the rate.
Who had three thousand?

1279
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:28,435
Uh, Carlton had 2,800. He's the closest.

1280
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,863
Good for you.

1281
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:47,874
Oh.

1282
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:50,665
L... [... I... I think it's okay.

1283
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:51,966
What do you think?

1284
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:54,590
What? Oh. What about those little holes?

1285
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:57,805
- Are they bite marks?
- No, no, no, no, no.

1286
01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,848
No, that's...

1287
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,268
That's how it was. I'm...
I'm... I'm pretty sure.

1288
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,016
What am I doing?

1289
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,722
I can't go to El Paso with this.

1290
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,684
Look at it!
It's going to leak like a sieve.

1291
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,986
The guy's going to be alive
for two minutes and then...

1292
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,081
A drifter.

1293
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:23,416
A drifter?

1294
01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,333
We... we find a drifter...

1295
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:29,502
Kill him, cut out his heart.

1296
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:32,206
Nobody's going to miss him, right?
I mean, he's a drifter.

1297
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,417
He's an invisible man.
It's a perfect plan.

1298
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:37,424
Mr. Zack, now you are giving me
the freak out.

1299
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:39,051
Give me a second.

1300
01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:41,257
Where...
Where do I find a drifter?

1301
01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:43,638
I mean, I'm in the... I don't have...
That's...

1302
01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:50,065
- Enrico.
- Hmm.

1303
01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:51,813
Where did you say you were from?

1304
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:53,940
Me? I am from napoli.

1305
01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:56,693
Oh. And... and, uh, and your family?

1306
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,615
They're... they're back there?

1307
01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,740
No. No, my papa, he is dead.

1308
01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:03,867
And my mama.

1309
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:06,251
All gone.

1310
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:10,165
A... any family? Kids?

1311
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,042
No. No.

1312
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:15,587
I am completely alone.

1313
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,426
Why, uh... why... why do you...

1314
01:15:24,895 --> 01:15:26,851
Look! A drifter. Let's kill him.

1315
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,473
Son of a... come back here!

1316
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:38,732
What have I...

1317
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:55,669
Whatever! Listen, sugar.
You're not going anywhere today.

1318
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,250
You've got a crack in your radiator.

1319
01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,926
That's this big tank
in front of this big engine.

1320
01:16:00,014 --> 01:16:01,299
Yeah, I know what a radiator is.

1321
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:03,030
Okay. Is there a place we can rent a car?

1322
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,386
- Albuquerque.
- Okay. Look, all right.

1323
01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:07,434
We'll just have to patch it. A quick fix.

1324
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:09,352
Patch it? Patch it with what?

1325
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,273
Sand and tire sealant.
You mix the two together,

1326
01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:13,690
it forms an adhesive.

1327
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,143
It should last a couple of hours.

1328
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:17,353
- We only have 30 miles to go.
- Yeah.

1329
01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:20,155
Darling, uh, we don't have any sand.

1330
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:23,609
Hello! We're in the desert!

1331
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:31,659
We should have bought a squirrel.

1332
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,251
Mother of mercy!

1333
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:43,554
Where did you come from? Car trouble?

1334
01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:46,599
Here. Sit down. You two look exhausted.

1335
01:16:47,394 --> 01:16:50,181
How long have you been out there?
Here. Have something to drink.

1336
01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:52,729
Ladies and gentlemen,
members of the press...

1337
01:16:52,817 --> 01:16:53,977
What's going on?

1338
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,067
Oh, a bunch of rocket scientists from la.

1339
01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:59,315
They are trying to break
the land speed record.

1340
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:06,327
Which is a unique combination
of automotive and aerodynamic innovation.

1341
01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:10,406
The vehicle, which we call lightning ll,
represents three years of R&D.

1342
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:13,868
Which was conducted at the
California institute of technology.

1343
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:17,000
The design team was led
by professor Ken Friedman

1344
01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:19,207
and Dr. Richard Kramer.

1345
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,462
We believe that, uh, aerodynamically,

1346
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:24,216
this is the most perfect vehicle
ever designed.

1347
01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:28,390
The entire vehicle weighs less
than 1,850 pounds.

1348
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,843
The body is a one-piece kevlar composite.

1349
01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:33,020
The wheels are solid billet aluminum.

1350
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:36,770
And she's powered
by twin je-79 turbojet engines,

1351
01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,819
the same engines
that are in the f-4 phantom jet.

1352
01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,566
Are there any questions?

1353
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:44,114
Mr. calvert, what is the current
land speed record?

1354
01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:46,192
That'd be 742 miles per hour,

1355
01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:48,243
but we hope to have a new record today.

1356
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,363
Anyone else?

1357
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:54,492
- How do you start it?
- Ah. Good question.

1358
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:57,499
There's a green lever to the left
of the steering wheel in the cockpit,

1359
01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:00,047
which engages the primary thruster,
igniting the je...

1360
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,766
- Seven-forty, 745!
- That's a record!

1361
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:17,473
They're gonna break the sound barrier!

1362
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,611
Well, that's it.

1363
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,314
- I still don't think she's going to hold.
- What do we owe you?

1364
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:27,535
Five hundred bucks.

1365
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,281
- What?
- For what?

1366
01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,952
For two quarts of sealant?

1367
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,531
No way. That's 20 bucks, tops.

1368
01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,959
Yeah. Okay. Here's $40,
that's double what it's worth, okay?

1369
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,206
Come on, Nick. Let's go.

1370
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:41,626
Hold it.

1371
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:43,924
Whoa! Hey, hey.

1372
01:18:44,011 --> 01:18:46,627
Another little tool
no mechanic should be without.

1373
01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,799
Oh, my... all right. Fine.

1374
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:50,756
Here you go. Here's your $500.

1375
01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:54,059
But you know what, Billy ray?
What goes around, comes around.

1376
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:56,353
This is so unchristian!

1377
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,805
Unchristian?

1378
01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:02,730
Well, if the good lord don't like
the way I conduct business,

1379
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,858
let him say something.
Let him give me a sign.

1380
01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:10,572
Oh, lord! I'm here and I'm listening!

1381
01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:11,743
Hello!

1382
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:17,325
Whoal

1383
01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:20,786
mach one! We did it! We did it!

1384
01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:27,293
Oh. Oh...

1385
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:31,005
Hey, everybody okay?
You all right? Yeah?

1386
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,761
Randy, you okay?

1387
01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,591
There's no ink inc.

1388
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:37,178
- What?
- There's no job. No.

1389
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,682
It's a race. We're racing.

1390
01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,984
Donald sinclair put
two million dollars in a locker.

1391
01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:46,107
And I want to get there first.

1392
01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:50,783
I do not want to work at home depot!

1393
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,395
Okay, people. Back on the bus.

1394
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:26,693
George, don't eat that.

1395
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:30,523
Back on the bus.
Come on. Back on the bus.

1396
01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:32,198
Simon, put that down.

1397
01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:36,154
You two. Back on the bus.
Come on, everyone.

1398
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:39,615
We don't want to miss dinner.
It's macaroni night.

1399
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:42,288
Come on.

1400
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:45,170
- We came in a rocket car.
- Oh!

1401
01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:48,715
A rocket car? Let's hear
all about that on the bus.

1402
01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,967
All right? So, we can still win,

1403
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:55,048
but we have to leave now.
All right? So, come on!

1404
01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:58,259
Dad... it's been a living hell.

1405
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:01,850
Bev, it's... it's two million dollars.

1406
01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:05,482
That's a lifetime's supply of hummus.

1407
01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:16,702
- Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm...
- Finally.

1408
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,825
I'm being selfish. I understand. I'm...

1409
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:22,662
I'm sorry.
Really, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1410
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,292
Almost got us killed.

1411
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,977
Thank you.

1412
01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:45,648
- Hi, everybody. Miss me?
- Ah. Hey.

1413
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:49,318
Just to show there's no hard feelings,
chocolate shakes all around!

1414
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:52,442
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1415
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:55,366
I'm a little disappointed,
but I'm an adult.

1416
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:56,658
So, drink these up,

1417
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:59,236
and then we'll return the Nazi-mobile,
we'll get that Van fixed

1418
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,993
then we'll go back to Vegas
and see David Copperfield.

1419
01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,871
Yay! Okay. Drink up, buddy.

1420
01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:07,752
- Is it good?
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

1421
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,080
Drink it up, honey.

1422
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:15,715
Oh, don't feel bad.

1423
01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:18,468
It's not your fault.
We'll tell the company.

1424
01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:20,971
- We won't let them fire you.
- No.

1425
01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:23,473
- I'm no bus driver.
- Don't say that.

1426
01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:26,727
No, I'm not.
I'm not a bus driver.

1427
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,604
Oh, you mustn't be so hard on yourself.

1428
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:33,028
Hey, everybody!
Who's the world's greatest bus driver?

1429
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:37,778
Owen! Owen! Owen!

1430
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:40,156
- No, no, no, no, no. Listen.
- Owen! Owen! Owen!

1431
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:41,453
Listen! No. Listen, listen.

1432
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:45,624
No! No! No! Shut up,
you crazy Lucy bitches! Shut up!

1433
01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,827
Owen! Ow... ooh!

1434
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:50,583
I am not a bus driver!

1435
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:53,290
I do not work for the bus company!

1436
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,843
All right, I... I... I needed a ride
to new Mexico,

1437
01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:59,512
so... so I stole this uniform.

1438
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:03,434
See this jacket? This is not my jacket!

1439
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,476
Remember Marty, the bus driver, huh?

1440
01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:09,519
This is his shirt! I stole it!

1441
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:10,645
And these pants?

1442
01:23:10,736 --> 01:23:13,603
Do you think I'd wear these pants?
These aren't my pants!

1443
01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:16,404
These are Marty's pants. I...

1444
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,073
I stole them.

1445
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:23,738
I am not... a bus driver!

1446
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:29,494
You're not a real bus driver?

1447
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,874
You lied to us!

1448
01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,456
He ruined our whole vacation!

1449
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:46,847
Here they come.

1450
01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,646
- They're all within 50 miles.
- It's the final lap.

1451
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:51,143
Mr. Grisham!

1452
01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:52,566
Now, the airport's back online.

1453
01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:55,360
So, I want you to take the Learjet,
scoot on down to silver city

1454
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,688
and give us a play by play
from the finish line.

1455
01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,193
Yes, sir.

1456
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,734
Yes!

1457
01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:13,954
Huh.

1458
01:24:24,309 --> 01:24:25,674
Let's go back to Vegas.

1459
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:28,145
Ohl

1460
01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:31,222
oh, bev, bev, wake...
Come on, wake up! Wake up! Bev.

1461
01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:34,228
- Bev, wake up. Third reich's here!
- Huh.

1462
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:36,901
Come on, head down.
You want to have a nice life. Okay.

1463
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:38,695
Okay, think! Think!

1464
01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:41,740
Ss in the parking lot!
Not good! Not good! Think!

1465
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:46,449
Hi, honey.

1466
01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:49,448
They're gonna be all right?

1467
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:50,783
Friend, uh, I don't...

1468
01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,163
- I don't think there's room.
- No. No.

1469
01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:56,754
This one's little.

1470
01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:00,501
- There it is!
- Silver city!

1471
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,086
- We're almost there.
- Yeah!

1472
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,213
- Go!
- Whoo-hoo!

1473
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,108
I believe in miracles

1474
01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:19,986
where you from

1475
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,732
you sexy thing sexy thing you

1476
01:25:23,827 --> 01:25:26,284
I believe in miracles

1477
01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:29,203
since you came along

1478
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,327
you sexy thing...

1479
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:45,428
Where did you come from, baby?

1480
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:55,393
How did you know
I needed you so badly?

1481
01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:08,864
Oh!

1482
01:26:08,955 --> 01:26:11,617
You sexy thing you sexy thing

1483
01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:16,285
you sexy thing you sexy thing

1484
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:18,874
whoal

1485
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:21,126
- whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh.

1486
01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,924
No. Slow down.

1487
01:26:24,054 --> 01:26:26,295
No, uh.

1488
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,675
Oh, no!

1489
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,269
Where the fuck are we?

1490
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:35,641
Fuck that!

1491
01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:44,085
There were two guys in there.
Where did they go?

1492
01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:46,967
- Hey!
- Thanks for the truck, buddy!

1493
01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:50,094
Whoo!

1494
01:27:59,357 --> 01:28:00,847
Whoa! Whoal

1495
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:19,293
Oh.

1496
01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:43,192
Uh...

1497
01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:45,775
I think you...

1498
01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,277
Oh?

1499
01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,989
Yeah.

1500
01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,693
Silver city.
Next stop, silver city.

1501
01:28:58,542 --> 01:29:01,204
I made it! I made it!

1502
01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:07,213
The key. Oh, where is the key?

1503
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:11,756
Where did that go? What have you...

1504
01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:14,930
- Where is the key, my little baby?
- Excuse me.

1505
01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:16,552
I think I am touching it.

1506
01:29:16,643 --> 01:29:17,912
- Yes, I am.
- Get away from him!

1507
01:29:17,936 --> 01:29:19,551
- I can feel it. I can feel it.
- Hey!

1508
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:20,931
It's very small.

1509
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:23,146
I'm calling the conductor!

1510
01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,394
I have it! I got... I got it!

1511
01:29:25,485 --> 01:29:28,898
Wait! Wait!
Come back! Don't leave me!

1512
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:36,618
Come on! Come on, baby!

1513
01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:39,453
Giddyap!

1514
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:42,165
Ah! Ah!

1515
01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:46,871
Come on, baby. Just one more mile.

1516
01:29:47,799 --> 01:29:50,461
- Just one mile! Come on!
- Come on.

1517
01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:52,758
Randy?

1518
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:56,175
Uh, hey, honey. How did you sleep?

1519
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:07,975
- Pass. Pass him.
- I can't. We're too big.

1520
01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:12,108
There's silver city. We're here. Move!

1521
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,650
- They've stopped.
- No.

1522
01:30:19,789 --> 01:30:21,245
They're moving. Look.

1523
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:26,952
Oh.

1524
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,420
- Go, dad!
- Come on, dad!

1525
01:30:32,510 --> 01:30:33,716
Gol

1526
01:30:35,555 --> 01:30:36,590
I can smell it!

1527
01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:40,640
Daisy, Daisy

1528
01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:43,844
give me your answer true

1529
01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:57,949
- Hey! Hey! Stop the bus!
- Stop the bus!

1530
01:30:58,036 --> 01:30:59,776
Stop the bus! We got to get off!

1531
01:30:59,871 --> 01:31:03,079
Whoa! Ladies, ladies, ladies.
You know the rules.

1532
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,248
We're not crazy, lady.

1533
01:31:05,335 --> 01:31:07,271
We should've bought a squirrel.
We didn't buy a squirrel.

1534
01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:08,775
Which is why we stole the rocket car.

1535
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:09,998
And we can still win.

1536
01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:11,442
If you won't tell that driver
to open the door,

1537
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,277
I'm gonna crush you
like a cockroach in the night!

1538
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:14,882
Open the door! Tell him!

1539
01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:15,970
Tell him!

1540
01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:17,794
- Open the door.
- Good girl.

1541
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:44,530
How you do it?

1542
01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:47,999
It's pollini.

1543
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,247
Enrico pollini on a train.

1544
01:31:50,338 --> 01:31:52,078
He just rolled info the station.

1545
01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:56,507
Well, what do you know?
Rip Van winkle pulled it off.

1546
01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:58,380
You've got to love a long shot.

1547
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:27,535
Is here, is here, is here.

1548
01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,957
- Here he comes.
- It's you.

1549
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:32,957
- He's holding the key.
- Oh. Uh. See.

1550
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:35,505
- You see.
- And he's going to the locker.

1551
01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:40,840
Mr. pollini, well done, sir.
And congratulations.

1552
01:32:40,930 --> 01:32:44,172
On behalf of Mr. Donald sinclair,
the venetian hotel and casino...

1553
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:52,263
Mr. Grisham, is it over?

1554
01:33:00,533 --> 01:33:02,615
- Get out of the way!
- Open it!

1555
01:33:09,709 --> 01:33:11,370
He's sleeping!

1556
01:33:31,981 --> 01:33:33,061
Did I win?

1557
01:33:33,775 --> 01:33:34,775
What?

1558
01:33:34,859 --> 01:33:38,477
Vicky, you let go of this bag
or I swear, I swear to god,

1559
01:33:38,571 --> 01:33:40,527
I'll report you to the escort service.

1560
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:43,152
Uh, Mr. Grisham, what's going on?

1561
01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:44,733
The hooker! The hooker!

1562
01:33:44,828 --> 01:33:46,489
The hooker is taking the money!

1563
01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:47,910
Wh... what hooker?

1564
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:49,783
Vicky, from the hotel.

1565
01:33:50,792 --> 01:33:52,123
Pepto-bismol?

1566
01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:54,576
Vicky,
I told you to wait in the car!

1567
01:33:54,671 --> 01:33:56,707
What the hell is she doing there?

1568
01:33:56,798 --> 01:33:59,335
I brought her.
I... I'm sorry, Mr. sinclair.

1569
01:33:59,425 --> 01:34:00,915
She said she liked me.

1570
01:34:01,010 --> 01:34:03,405
But I'm beginning fo think
she was only inferested in the money!

1571
01:34:03,429 --> 01:34:04,544
Oh.

1572
01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:11,639
- Come with me.
- I'll drive.

1573
01:34:25,702 --> 01:34:28,193
So long, suckers! Whoo!

1574
01:34:35,336 --> 01:34:36,621
The bus! The bus!

1575
01:34:36,713 --> 01:34:39,329
- You want to steal a bus?
- Yes, I do.

1576
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:41,665
Oh, my god, what have I done?

1577
01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:46,093
Help! Somebody help me! Ahh!

1578
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,504
Ahh!

1579
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,431
This thing
has got a mind of its own!

1580
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,182
He's getting away. Go!

1581
01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:56,854
Oh, hey!

1582
01:34:56,941 --> 01:34:59,398
- Finders keepers, pal.
- That's mine!

1583
01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:01,726
I see it! I see it! Relax!

1584
01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:04,855
Ohl

1585
01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:06,610
- oh! No!
- Oh, no!

1586
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,362
Nol!

1587
01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:16,783
It means it's a scratch. Nobody wins.

1588
01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:20,621
Bullshit! I'll tell you what it means.
It means, we're going into extra innings.

1589
01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:22,296
Carla, call the airport.

1590
01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:23,919
Tell them to get my other lear ready.

1591
01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:26,092
Gordon, you stay here.
Keep your eye on the board.

1592
01:35:26,179 --> 01:35:27,299
Tell us where they're going.

1593
01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:30,676
Gentlemen, grab your drinks.
We're going to silver city.

1594
01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,355
- Is that it?
- That's it.

1595
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:45,687
Thank the pilot. Tell him to level off.

1596
01:35:45,782 --> 01:35:48,899
All right, who had Mr. kamichi?

1597
01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:51,279
It was me.

1598
01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:53,077
Well done. Congratulations!

1599
01:35:53,164 --> 01:35:54,574
Very good.

1600
01:35:58,378 --> 01:36:01,245
- Keep going!
- Come on!

1601
01:36:02,423 --> 01:36:04,960
There it is. It's coming down.
It's coming down right there.

1602
01:36:05,051 --> 01:36:06,791
Oh, my god, I see it.

1603
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:21,272
- Oh, my god!
- Where's my money?

1604
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,395
- Where is it?
- There it is!

1605
01:36:23,486 --> 01:36:25,272
- Go!
- Get it!

1606
01:36:28,324 --> 01:36:31,862
- Get it! Get it!
- Grab that money!

1607
01:36:31,953 --> 01:36:34,365
- Get it down!
- Here we take it.

1608
01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:36,070
Open it! Open it!

1609
01:36:51,723 --> 01:36:53,429
Now, that is one hell of an entrance!

1610
01:36:53,516 --> 01:36:55,882
Whoa! It's smash mouth!

1611
01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:58,343
What's going on over here?

1612
01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:00,772
What's this?

1613
01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:03,397
- Money.
- Jesus, how much is this?

1614
01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:05,475
Two million dollars.

1615
01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:08,027
Two... two million...

1616
01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:10,400
Two million dollars, everybody!

1617
01:37:14,078 --> 01:37:15,739
Two million dollars!

1618
01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,946
On the bus, we talked about it.

1619
01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:22,125
And we decide to share all the money.

1620
01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:25,245
They're gonna share
all the money, everybody!

1621
01:37:26,507 --> 01:37:28,122
Oh, man!

1622
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:30,838
Give these guys some jackets.

1623
01:37:30,928 --> 01:37:33,340
Get these Jack...
Get these jackets over here.

1624
01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:36,597
So, what's the story, man?

1625
01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:39,221
You guys some kind of organization?
What's going on?

1626
01:37:39,312 --> 01:37:42,145
No, no. We... we just met this...
This morning.

1627
01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:45,189
They just met this morning, everybody!

1628
01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:46,766
Oh, my god!

1629
01:37:46,861 --> 01:37:49,728
I almost didn't come along,
but, uh, then I... I met Tracy and...

1630
01:37:49,822 --> 01:37:51,983
Well, great things happen all at once.

1631
01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:53,531
Oh, this is beautiful, baby!

1632
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:55,529
This is beautiful! Oh!

1633
01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:57,906
Great things happen. I don't know.

1634
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:00,951
Feed the earth, baby. Feed the earth.

1635
01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:03,187
We're gonna go ahead
and check the tote board right now

1636
01:38:03,211 --> 01:38:05,076
and see where we're at. Okay?

1637
01:38:05,171 --> 01:38:06,786
Come on, baby. Let it roll.

1638
01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:09,331
Come on, baby.

1639
01:38:14,514 --> 01:38:16,379
Nol!

1640
01:38:16,474 --> 01:38:18,214
No, no, no!

1641
01:38:18,309 --> 01:38:19,640
You don't understand.

1642
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,852
The money is going with us.

1643
01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:28,691
Excuse me, we work for feed the earth.

1644
01:38:29,737 --> 01:38:31,568
And these are some of our children.

1645
01:38:36,744 --> 01:38:41,363
I don't know who you people are,
or... or where you came from, but...

1646
01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:43,948
God bless you.

1647
01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:49,708
Tonight, you've given to these kids

1648
01:38:49,799 --> 01:38:53,212
and their brothers and sisters
all over the world

1649
01:38:53,302 --> 01:38:54,917
more than money.

1650
01:38:55,012 --> 01:38:56,843
You've given them back their faith.

1651
01:38:57,682 --> 01:39:00,594
Their faith in the goodness of people.

1652
01:39:08,818 --> 01:39:12,606
She said, "you are just
like the 12 disciples."

1653
01:39:15,741 --> 01:39:17,322
Aw!

1654
01:39:23,332 --> 01:39:24,492
Thank you.

1655
01:39:25,084 --> 01:39:26,745
Aw.

1656
01:39:41,017 --> 01:39:42,052
Yeah.

1657
01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:44,728
Yeah.

1658
01:40:12,965 --> 01:40:14,671
Forget it!

1659
01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:17,796
Look, all these other disciples can do
whatever they want with their share.

1660
01:40:17,887 --> 01:40:19,548
But this money is going home with us.

1661
01:40:19,639 --> 01:40:21,345
- What?
- Period. End of story.

1662
01:40:21,432 --> 01:40:24,344
- Come on.
- Put the money in the bag, carrot!

1663
01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:29,558
You don't know me, man.

1664
01:40:30,983 --> 01:40:32,063
Come here.

1665
01:40:35,238 --> 01:40:36,478
It's you!

1666
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:43,318
I'm so proud of you.
Giving away all your money?

1667
01:40:46,624 --> 01:40:47,955
Whoo!

1668
01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:50,829
Whoo!

1669
01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:55,417
Whoo!

1670
01:40:56,050 --> 01:40:57,460
Come on.

1671
01:40:59,845 --> 01:41:02,587
- Duane.
- No, no. No.

1672
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:09,180
Mama is watching us
from heaven right now.

1673
01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,644
What would she do?

1674
01:41:17,863 --> 01:41:20,821
It's for starving children, Duane.

1675
01:41:23,744 --> 01:41:25,075
Do it for mom.

1676
01:41:38,718 --> 01:41:40,424
Yeah!

1677
01:41:40,511 --> 01:41:41,842
Whoo! Whoo!

1678
01:41:47,977 --> 01:41:49,592
Whoo! Yeah!

1679
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:52,637
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, um...

1680
01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:55,064
I'd like to introduce
the real star of tonight's show.

1681
01:41:55,151 --> 01:41:57,392
I can honestly say
that none of us would be here tonight

1682
01:41:57,486 --> 01:41:59,272
if it wasn't for this man.

1683
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:00,944
He's the man with the plan,

1684
01:42:01,032 --> 01:42:02,772
Mr. Donald sinclair! Whoo!

1685
01:42:04,035 --> 01:42:07,619
- What? Hi.
- One of the wealthiest men in the world!

1686
01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:10,783
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Donald sinclair!

1687
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:12,285
You are the man.

1688
01:42:12,376 --> 01:42:14,412
Get a camera on him.
There you go. Nice shot.

1689
01:42:14,503 --> 01:42:17,245
- There he is.
- Hi. Hello.

1690
01:42:17,340 --> 01:42:20,423
These men, they didn't have
to be here tonight.

1691
01:42:20,509 --> 01:42:22,921
No, they could be
off kicking back in the riviera,

1692
01:42:23,012 --> 01:42:26,630
or in Vegas blowing their money
on some meaningless idiotic bet.

1693
01:42:28,517 --> 01:42:30,223
They couldn't do that,

1694
01:42:30,311 --> 01:42:32,973
not when there were children
going to bed hungry every night.

1695
01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:34,929
Isn't that right, fellas?

1696
01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:37,731
Whatever.

1697
01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:40,605
Mr. Donald sinclair, and his partners

1698
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,813
want you, and the millions
of people watching at home,

1699
01:42:43,908 --> 01:42:46,900
to know they plan to match
whatever you raise tonight,

1700
01:42:46,994 --> 01:42:49,030
dollar for dollar!

1701
01:42:49,121 --> 01:42:50,827
- Dollar for dollar!
- Dollar for dollar!

1702
01:42:53,751 --> 01:42:55,833
A matching fund, everybody!

1703
01:42:55,920 --> 01:42:58,286
Hey, let's hit the phones
out there and crank it up

1704
01:42:58,381 --> 01:43:01,214
because we're gonna feed
the whole world tonight!

1705
01:43:02,593 --> 01:43:07,508
Somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me

1706
01:43:07,598 --> 01:43:11,557
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

1707
01:43:11,644 --> 01:43:13,851
and she was looking kind of dumb

1708
01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:16,020
with her finger and her thumb

1709
01:43:16,107 --> 01:43:18,439
in the shape of an I

1710
01:43:18,526 --> 01:43:20,733
on her forehead...

1711
01:43:20,820 --> 01:43:23,778
Well, the years start coming
and they don't stop coming

1712
01:43:23,864 --> 01:43:26,105
fed to the rules
and I hit the ground running

1713
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:28,156
didn't make sense
not to live for fun...

1714
01:43:28,244 --> 01:43:30,610
Mommy!

1715
01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:32,195
So much fo do, so much fo see

1716
01:43:32,289 --> 01:43:34,905
so what's wrong
with taking the back streets?

1717
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,911
You'll never know
if you don't go

1718
01:43:37,002 --> 01:43:39,118
you'll never shine
if you don't glow

1719
01:43:39,213 --> 01:43:43,923
hey now, you're an all-star
get your game on, go play

1720
01:43:44,009 --> 01:43:48,548
hey now, you're a rock star
get the show on, get paid

1721
01:43:48,639 --> 01:43:51,802
all that glitters is gold

1722
01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:56,886
only shooting stars
break the mold

1723
01:43:56,981 --> 01:43:59,188
it's a cool place
and they say it gets colder

1724
01:43:59,275 --> 01:44:01,641
you're bundled up now
wait till you get older

1725
01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:03,601
but the meteor men beg to differ

1726
01:44:03,696 --> 01:44:05,436
judging by the hole
in the satellite picture

1727
01:44:05,531 --> 01:44:07,692
the ice we skate
is getting pretty thin

1728
01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:10,149
the wafers gelling warm
so you might as well swim

1729
01:44:10,244 --> 01:44:12,530
my world's on fire
how about yours?

1730
01:44:12,621 --> 01:44:15,488
And that's the way I like it
and I'll never get bored

1731
01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:19,542
hey now, you're an all-star
get your game on, go play

1732
01:44:19,628 --> 01:44:23,917
hey now, you're a rock star
get the show on, get paid

1733
01:44:24,008 --> 01:44:27,216
all that glitters is gold

1734
01:44:27,303 --> 01:44:32,297
only shooting stars
break the mold

1735
01:44:33,142 --> 01:44:35,178
whoo-hoo!

1736
01:44:36,270 --> 01:44:37,305
Go for the moon

1737
01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:41,810
go, go, go, go, go
go for the moon

1738
01:44:44,612 --> 01:44:46,148
go for the moon

1739
01:44:46,238 --> 01:44:50,402
go, go, go, oh, yeah
go for the moon

1740
01:44:50,493 --> 01:44:54,486
hey now, you're an all-star
get your game on, go play

1741
01:44:54,580 --> 01:44:58,994
hey now, you're a rock star
get the show on, get paid

1742
01:44:59,084 --> 01:45:02,417
all that glitters is gold

1743
01:45:02,505 --> 01:45:05,087
only shooting stars... whoo!

1744
01:45:05,174 --> 01:45:07,005
Somebody once asked

1745
01:45:07,092 --> 01:45:09,378
could I spare some change for gas?

1746
01:45:09,470 --> 01:45:13,054
I need to get myself away
from this place...

1747
01:45:14,183 --> 01:45:16,515
I said "yep," what a concept

1748
01:45:16,602 --> 01:45:18,092
I could use a little fuel myself

1749
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:22,521
and we could all use
a little change

1750
01:45:22,608 --> 01:45:24,599
well, the years start coming...

1751
01:45:24,693 --> 01:45:25,808
Ah...

1752
01:45:25,903 --> 01:45:27,234
All right!

1753
01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:29,687
Yeah!

1754
01:45:29,782 --> 01:45:30,782
Whoo-hoo!

1755
01:45:34,662 --> 01:45:36,243
Ah!

1756
01:45:36,330 --> 01:45:38,412
You'll never know
if you don't go! Go!

1757
01:45:38,499 --> 01:45:40,455
You'll never shine
if you don't glow

1758
01:45:40,543 --> 01:45:42,704
hey now, you're an all-star...

1759
01:45:42,795 --> 01:45:44,251
Yeah! Whoo!

1760
01:45:45,005 --> 01:45:49,214
Hey now, you're a rock star
get the show on, get paid

1761
01:45:49,301 --> 01:45:52,464
all that glitters is gold

1762
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:54,386
only shooting stars...

1763
01:45:54,473 --> 01:45:55,679
Whoo-ho-ho-ho-ho!

1764
01:45:57,518 --> 01:46:00,976
All that glitters is gold

1765
01:46:01,063 --> 01:46:07,400
only shooting stars
break the mold

1766
01:46:09,405 --> 01:46:11,270
thank you! Good night!

1767
01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:30,001
Well, I wake up in the morning
each and every day

1768
01:46:32,219 --> 01:46:34,926
and I sit down at the table
and I hear my daddy say

1769
01:46:36,974 --> 01:46:39,306
life is nothing it's a nothing

1770
01:46:39,393 --> 01:46:41,805
life is nothing
but a slap in the face

1771
01:46:41,896 --> 01:46:44,262
life is nothing it's a nothing

1772
01:46:44,356 --> 01:46:46,722
life is nothing
but a fat rat race

1773
01:46:46,817 --> 01:46:54,817
oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

1774
01:46:57,202 --> 01:47:00,035
every night I have a dream
that you're taking off your dress

1775
01:47:02,374 --> 01:47:05,366
the only thing you're wearing
ls a button on your chest

1776
01:47:07,087 --> 01:47:09,373
and the button /t says nothing

1777
01:47:09,465 --> 01:47:12,047
life is nothing
but a slap in the face

1778
01:47:12,134 --> 01:47:14,466
life is nothing it's a nothing

1779
01:47:14,553 --> 01:47:16,839
life is nothing
but a fat rat race

1780
01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:24,351
what is life?

1781
01:47:24,438 --> 01:47:26,850
A rat race - a rat race

1782
01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:34,361
what is life?

1783
01:47:34,448 --> 01:47:37,155
A rat race - a rat race

1784
01:47:37,242 --> 01:47:39,733
a rat race - a rat rat race

1785
01:47:39,828 --> 01:47:44,197
oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

1786
01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:47,124
oh, yeah, yeah

1787
01:47:47,211 --> 01:47:50,544
it's a jungle out there
and I know I don't belong

1788
01:47:52,299 --> 01:47:55,462
so all night long
I just sing my stupid song

1789
01:47:57,554 --> 01:48:02,465
gel a body out in the rat
in the race

1790
01:48:02,559 --> 01:48:04,641
get a body out in the rat...

1791
01:48:08,649 --> 01:48:10,310
Jam fo the sound of the sform

1792
01:48:10,401 --> 01:48:12,232
coming strictly from
the b-a-h-a-m-a-s

1793
01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:20,319
oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

1794
01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:27,539
life ain't nothing but a big rat race

1795
01:48:30,045 --> 01:48:31,956
life ain't nothing but a big rat race

1796
01:48:32,047 --> 01:48:34,413
life is nothing it's a nothing

1797
01:48:34,508 --> 01:48:36,920
life is nothing
but a slap in the face

1798
01:48:37,011 --> 01:48:39,502
life is nothing it's a nothing

1799
01:48:39,596 --> 01:48:41,882
life is nothing
but a fat rat race

1800
01:48:41,974 --> 01:48:49,641
what is life?

1801
01:48:49,732 --> 01:48:51,848
A rat race - a rat race

1802
01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:59,404
what is life?

1803
01:48:59,491 --> 01:49:04,318
A rat race - a rat rat race

1804
01:49:04,413 --> 01:49:12,413
oh, yeah, yeah oh, yeah, yeah

1805
01:49:14,298 --> 01:49:16,084
oh, yeah, yeah

1806
01:49:17,551 --> 01:49:24,964
gel a body out in the rat
in the race

1807
01:49:27,561 --> 01:49:29,973
gel a body out in the rat
in the race