1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:01,463 Of the leash 2 00:00:01,542 --> 00:00:04,082 - 3 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:10,127 - 4 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:11,578 For a pair of pants 5 00:00:11,667 --> 00:00:14,037 His favorite pastime 6 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:16,415 For the last time 7 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,290 - 8 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,960 Why can't I be a normal kid like any other? 9 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:33,131 Now, doodle bug, listen to mother. 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,920 I hate dogs. 11 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,502 I do not wish to be a dog. 12 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:54,131 Yes! 13 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:21,245 Ooh! It's the most beautiful scarf I've ever seen! 14 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,995 I'm sure of one thing-- 15 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,293 this definitely came from a girl. 16 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:26,375 Well, whoever my Secret Santa is, 17 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:28,458 thank you, thank you, thank you! 18 00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,792 Shows how much she knows. 19 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,625 I don't normally shop off the rack, 20 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:33,959 but that scarf just screamed out to me, "Leslie!" 21 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,381 Very nice, Leslie. 22 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,828 All righty, then. 23 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:39,377 It's time for my own little Christmas cookie 24 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:40,998 to open his present. 25 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,213 Mom! 26 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:45,251 Come on, Leonard, let's see what your Secret Santa brought you. 27 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:50,417 Oh, please, please, please, let it be something good. 28 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,291 -Eww! -Eww, gross! 29 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:55,035 What's wrong with you people? 30 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:57,535 Haven't you ever seen a wormball before? 31 00:01:57,625 --> 00:02:00,825 Oh, come on, boys, I'm taking you back home. 32 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,627 Eww! 33 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,788 Okay, not so fast. 34 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,875 I didn't give you your homework assignment 35 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:09,379 for the Christmas vacation. 36 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:12,037 Now, everyone get out your pencils and write this down. 37 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:14,035 Aww! 38 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,205 Have... a... 39 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:18,131 wonderful... 40 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,035 vacation... 41 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:20,955 Psych! 42 00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:24,674 Okay, bye! See you next year! 43 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,000 Have a great vacation! Merry Christmas! 44 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,713 A wormball! Can you believe it? 45 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:32,292 At least you've got Christmas to look forward to. 46 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:35,575 This yo-yo from my Secret Santa is the only toy I'm gonna get. 47 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,077 What are you talking about? 48 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:39,916 Mom and I always get you toys for Christmas. 49 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,080 What you and ma get me are dog toys. 50 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:45,536 A rawhide bone. A new collar. A dish with my name on it. 51 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,495 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 52 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,253 Well, that's because you're a dog. 53 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,793 True... technically. 54 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:54,205 But inasmuch as I spend half my life in the persona 55 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,881 of Scott Leadready II-- a boy-- 56 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,879 It would be nice if just once 57 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:01,879 I could get some boy toys for Christmas. 58 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:03,079 Quit complaining. 59 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,076 At least you know you're going to be 60 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,496 disappointed for Christmas. 61 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,583 With me it's always the big buildup 62 00:03:08,667 --> 00:03:10,327 of all the great stuff I'm gonna get, 63 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:12,827 followed by the letdown of getting underwear, socks, 64 00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,917 and "educational" games. 65 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,460 Hey, look at this. 66 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:20,632 "Lost. A beloved Tibetan terrier. 67 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:24,959 Moby-Dog. $500 reward for his return." 68 00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,131 He probably ran away 69 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:28,288 'cause he knew he wasn't gonna get any good toys. 70 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,575 Looks like everyone's gonna have a blue Christmas. 71 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,831 Leave it to you to ruin a holiday classic! 72 00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:48,457 And speaking of holiday bummers, look what the cat dragged in. 73 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:49,752 No offense. 74 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,794 Ah-huh. None taken. What's the matter with you two? 75 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:56,915 Uh, let's just say we've seen the ghost of Christmas future, 76 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,080 and it ain't pretty. 77 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:01,126 -Hey... 78 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,043 Where'd you get the yo-yo? 79 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,285 From my Secret Santa. 80 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,035 You have a Secret Santa?! 81 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,125 Where did you get that Secret Santa? 82 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:10,878 Can I get a Secret Santa? What exactly is a Secret Santa?! 83 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:11,879 Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Hmm? 84 00:04:11,959 --> 00:04:14,829 I bet you the guy who invented the term "birdbrain" 85 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,037 never owned a cat. 86 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:20,035 A Secret Santa is where everyone puts their name in a hat, 87 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:23,035 you pull out a name and become that person's Secret Santa, 88 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,325 and have to get them a Christmas present. 89 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:28,377 But they never know it's from you, hence the word "secret." 90 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:31,288 What a perfectly wonderful idea! 91 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,165 We should do the Secret Santa thing! 92 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:35,710 Pretty Boy, let's put our names in a hat. 93 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,712 I'm guessing that if I say no, 94 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:41,082 you're just going to keep on bugging me till I give in. 95 00:04:41,166 --> 00:04:42,036 Yep! 96 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:43,915 All right. 97 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,460 Hey, dogboy, let me borrow your hat. 98 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:49,582 I'll get some paper and pencils! 99 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,877 Here we go! Okay, write... 100 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,079 Write the name... 101 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:59,377 Okay, and now we pick! 102 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,878 Ooh, this is so exciting! 103 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,955 Uh, I got me. 104 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,171 And I got me. 105 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,830 Okay, try again. 106 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,214 Me again. 107 00:05:13,291 --> 00:05:15,041 Same here. 108 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:16,665 Okay, one more time. 109 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,710 Shake 'em up really good. 110 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,292 Okay. Hey, I got-- oops! 111 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,825 I can't say. It's a secret. 112 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,417 I've seen some meshugeneh kitties in my day, 113 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,420 but hands down, you take the cookie! 114 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:32,750 Could you two please keep it down to a dull, annoying roar? 115 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,004 We're trying to be depressed over here. 116 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,503 Hey, check this out! 117 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,923 Graphics so real you can see them! 118 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,670 Sound so alive you can hear it! 119 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,880 Once you play the Mach III Game Command 120 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:45,039 everything else will seem like a game! 121 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,625 The Mach III Game Command. 122 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,330 It's better than Mach II-- it's Mach III! 123 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,957 In stores now. 124 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,081 Did you see that?! 125 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:54,666 Getting a Mach III Game Command for Christmas 126 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,460 would make me the happiest kid in East Westland 127 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:58,922 for the rest of my life! 128 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,290 Or at least till they come out with a Mach IV Game Command. 129 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,325 ...and it's got graphics so real you can see them! 130 00:06:05,417 --> 00:06:08,747 And it's much better than mach ii because it's Mach III. 131 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,084 Did I mention that?! 132 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,996 Only about 15 times. 133 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,133 So... Can I get it for Christmas? 134 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,038 Please, can I?! Please?! Please?! 135 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,880 I don't know, Leonard. 136 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:19,459 We'll have to see what Santa thinks. 137 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:21,502 Now, how 'bout a little less chatter 138 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:22,923 and a little more eating? 139 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,960 All right. 140 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,963 If I don't get that Mach III Game Command, I'll just die. 141 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:34,541 Well, it's nice to see you're keeping things in perspective. 142 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,625 W-What do you think? Do I have a chance? 143 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:37,879 A chance?! 144 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:40,129 Lenny, weren't you listening to your mom? 145 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:43,038 She said, "we'll have to see what Santa thinks about it." 146 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:44,125 So? 147 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,918 Every kid past third grade knows that when a parent says, 148 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,080 "we'll have to see what Santa thinks about it," they mean, 149 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,996 "I'm gonna get on the phone to the North Pole and make sure 150 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,213 my snookums gets whatever his heart desires." 151 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,501 Really? How did I miss that?! 152 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,793 So, while you're reveling in your Mach III Game Command 153 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:03,535 on Christmas morn, I'll be itching like crazy 154 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,995 because my new dog collar chafes my neck. 155 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:06,963 Yeah!! 156 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:09,421 This is gonna be the best Christmas ever! 157 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,790 But I don't know why you're so unhappy. 158 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,455 I always share my toys with you. 159 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:16,252 That's the whole point. They're your toys! 160 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:19,543 I play with your toys. I wear your clothes. 161 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,245 I sleep in your room. 162 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,043 I want my own stuff! 163 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,415 Aw, cheer up. 164 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,330 At least you're not lost like that dog 165 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,627 whose family is so worried that they're willing to pay 166 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,379 500 bucks to get him back. 167 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:31,788 Oh, really? 168 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:35,075 At least his family is willing to spend a little dough-re-mi 169 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,036 to show how much they love him. 170 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,455 Wait a minute! 171 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:42,002 $500! Leonard, you're a genius! 172 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,173 Don't you see? 173 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,920 All I have to do is go out and find that lost dog, 174 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,040 return him to his owners, collect the 500 simoleons, 175 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:51,915 and no more hand-me-downs for this dog-on-the-go! 176 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,920 Hey, that's great! 177 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,330 I'm gonna get my Mach III Game Command, 178 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,747 and you're gonna get the $500 reward, 179 00:07:57,834 --> 00:08:00,884 and this really is gonna be the best Christmas ever! 180 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:04,379 Oh, Leonard, it's a Christmas miracle! 181 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,919 Tap, tap, tap, tap. Ah! Here we go. 182 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,880 Now, then, let's just see what they might have 183 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,209 for a crabby canary. 184 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,499 Hey! What do you think you're doing barging in here like that? 185 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:25,753 I know this Secret Santa thing is supposed to be a secret, 186 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:27,924 but let's quit the games and admit it. 187 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,080 I got you, you got me! 188 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,253 I don't know what you're talking about. 189 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:35,632 Come on, there were only two names in the hat. 190 00:08:35,709 --> 00:08:38,749 You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to figure it out. 191 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,287 Sorry. No comprendo. 192 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,495 Oy! 193 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,423 Okay, here's the deal-- 194 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,000 how do I know whether to get you something good 195 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:49,293 or a piece of junk, unless I know what you're getting me?! 196 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:52,535 Pretty Boy, you're missing the point of gift giving. 197 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:54,075 It isn't about obligations. 198 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,916 Your gift is an expression of how much you care about someone. 199 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,750 Ohhh. I see. 200 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,004 All right, then, just tell me how much it costs. 201 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,583 Ha! No can do. 202 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:08,627 Half the fun of Secret Santa is not knowing. 203 00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:10,829 Oh, yeah?! Well, I know one thing. 204 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,037 I know you are a big pain in my beak! 205 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:31,957 Okey-doke, so now I'll just pop by the toy store 206 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:35,671 and pick up one of those "Match" III game thingies. 207 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:38,420 Then we're all finished with the Christmas shopping. 208 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,330 Get out of my way! 209 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,825 Excuse me, young man, could you tell me please 210 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:48,327 where you keep the "Match" III Game Commands? 211 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:49,788 Hah, we don't "keep" them. 212 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:52,955 Those things fly off the shelves faster than they come in. 213 00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,501 If I give you my phone number, 214 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,423 would you call me if any more arrive? 215 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,080 Yeah. Sure. Whatever. 216 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:05,922 Sure, Leslie, you can come over and play with it 217 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,580 any time you want. 218 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,537 Mi Mach III Game Command es su Mach III Game Command. 219 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,875 Tomorrow afternoon would be great. 220 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,919 All righty, then. It's a date. 221 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,170 Ciao. 222 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,133 Well, I'm off to find the missing dog 223 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,378 and cash in on the reward. 224 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:23,708 I should be back before dinner. 225 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,882 Good luck. 226 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,129 Thanks, but with this nose and these brains, 227 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,878 I won't be needing any luck. 228 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,169 Moby-dog, you are as good as found. 229 00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,167 Mo-by! 230 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,253 Mo-by! 231 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,083 Where are you?! 232 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,075 So much for this nose and these brains. 233 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,576 Oh, well, maybe I'll get lucky. 234 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,037 Brr-rr-rr. It's getting cold. 235 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,830 Great googly moogly, Mary Lou! 236 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,787 It's the mother lode! 237 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,995 Oh, my Leonard is gonna be so happy! 238 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,883 Hey, what the-- oh, no-- yikes. 239 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,379 Hey! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, boy. Ow! 240 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,208 Hey, look out! Get out of my way! 241 00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,921 Get out of my way! Give me that! 242 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,503 Noooo! 243 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:44,290 I can squeeze you in from 4:00 to 4:30, 244 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,705 Saturday the 9th. 245 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,082 I'm sorry, that's my earliestavailability. 246 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,286 Oh, all right. 247 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,165 I guess I'll take whatever I can get. 248 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,959 Moby? Are you down there? 249 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,501 Hello? Anybody? 250 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:05,083 Oh, what's the use? 251 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,080 Ah-choo! 252 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,630 Gesundheit. 253 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,829 Thanks. 254 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,129 Don't mention it. 255 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,828 Well, I guess I'd better keep looking. 256 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:18,628 Apparently my keen senses have been dulled by the cold. 257 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,082 Moby-dog, I presume? 258 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,996 That's my name, don't wear it out. 259 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,923 Oh, brother, you don't know how glad I am to see you! 260 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,500 Spot's the name, and rescue is my game. 261 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,173 Come on, I'm taking you home to your family! 262 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,380 My family is right here. 263 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,828 Oh, boy. The pooch is hallucinating. 264 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,627 Listen, pal, I hate to break it to you, 265 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,959 but there's nobody here but us canines. 266 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,791 Not here. 267 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,325 Here. 268 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,042 Spot, this is Charlotte. Charlotte, Spot. 269 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,995 Oh! I, uh... Ooh-- howdy, ma'am. 270 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,083 Hi, Spot-- 271 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,826 and Moby, I think it's time. 272 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,327 Time?! Time for what?! 273 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,957 Time to go home and collect the reward?! 274 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,921 Uh, that is, I mean-- be with our loved ones? 275 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 No. Time for our family to be born. 276 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,963 Uh, run that by me one more time. 277 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041 I'm about to have puppies. 278 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:22,455 Oh! That's nice. She's about to have puppies. 279 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,082 Puppies?! 280 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,246 But... 281 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,133 I don't know anything 'bout birthin' puppies, 282 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,578 Miss Charlotte! 283 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,078 Leonard, I'm home. 284 00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,286 Hi, mom. 285 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,285 There's my little bundle of joy. 286 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,205 Ha ha. What do you have there? 287 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:42,041 Oh, this is my Mach III Game Command play-schedule. 288 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,535 See, I've broken it down into three categories-- 289 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,625 "cool kids," "not-so-cool kids," and "total geeks." 290 00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:51,129 Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have jumped to conclusions like that. 291 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,918 I don't know how to tell you this, 292 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,750 but Santa couldn't get any Mach III Game Commands 293 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,004 and neither could I. 294 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,503 I looked everywhere. 295 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,463 What?! But you said-- I called everybody! 296 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,792 They all think-- 297 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,495 Lenny, I'm so sorry. 298 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,576 I'll be right back. 299 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,576 I'm ruined. 300 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,917 This is gonna be the worst Christmas ever. 301 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,920 Hey, how come Spot's not here for dinner? 302 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,580 He went out to find some stupid lost dog. 303 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,077 Spot's outside? In this weather? 304 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,036 What weather? 305 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,040 Oh, my gosh! 306 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,375 It's a blizzard! 307 00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,539 Spot! Here, boy! 308 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,245 Spot, are you out there?! 309 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,878 Hey, Nanook, in case you didn't notice, I'm a tropical bird! 310 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,129 Shut the door! 311 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,583 Oh, Leonard, you'll never guess what just happened! 312 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,827 That was the young man from the first store I went to, 313 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,457 and he said that someone just returned a Mach III Game Command 314 00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,002 and if we can get down there in the next 30 minutes, 315 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,173 it's all ours! 316 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,420 Ha ha, isn't that fantastically fabuloso?! 317 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,290 It's a Christmas miracle, I tell you! 318 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,415 -Forget the game. -What? 319 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,920 Spot's out there in the storm, 320 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,920 and I'm afraid if we don't find him, he might freeze. 321 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,130 Oh, my gracious! 322 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,918 Poor little Spotty's out in this?! 323 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880 Get your coat! I'll start the car. 324 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,713 Does no one care about my delicate constitution?! 325 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,206 Oh...Oh... 326 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,921 The miracle of life. 327 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,920 I can't believe I was here to witness it. 328 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,670 Everything I've ever seen or done or thought about 329 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,000 suddenly seems so trivial. 330 00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,749 But... We can't dwell on the past. 331 00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:46,044 Come on, Moby. Time to get you home. 332 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,245 I appreciate what you're trying to do here, Spot, 333 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,423 but I can't leave my family. 334 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,380 But what about your human family? 335 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,918 Ma and Pa and Little Bobby or Jimmy or... 336 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,880 Montana, if they went with one of those unique yuppie names. 337 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:03,081 What about them, huh? Don't they count? 338 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,536 My owners don't have any kids, but I do. 339 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,875 I'm a dad now... And I'm needed here. 340 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,075 Of course. You're right. 341 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,626 I understand, but if you don't mind, 342 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:15,919 I think I better be getting home 343 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,920 so I can spend Christmas with my family. 344 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,877 Looks like you made a new friend. 345 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,959 Aw, let's name him "Spot." 346 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,998 "Spot"? You want to name him "Spot"? 347 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,293 That's the nicest-- 348 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:36,172 Oh, now look at me-- gettin' all emotional! 349 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,250 Hello, little Spot. 350 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,673 Yes! Yes! Welcome to the world 351 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,500 ah... choo! 352 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,923 Gesundheit. 353 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,040 Oh, Moby, I'm worried. It's getting awfully cold. 354 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,665 If we don't get the puppies someplace warm 355 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,040 I'm afraid they might not make it. 356 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,075 Might not make it? No! 357 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,626 I will not allow it! 358 00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,999 Not as long as I have a breath left to take. 359 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,083 You two stay here and keep the puppies as warm as you can. 360 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,496 I'm going for help. 361 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,043 I shall return! 362 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,997 Spot! Spotty-wotty! 363 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,293 Here, boy! 364 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,043 Spot! 365 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,915 Oh, please, if I can just get my Spot back, 366 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,830 I'll never ask for another toy. 367 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,825 Where am I? 368 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,746 S-s-s-so c-c-c-cold. 369 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,083 Spot, where are you? 370 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,036 Leonard, honey... 371 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,500 We've searched the whole town twice, and now, I'm afraid, 372 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,423 it's time to go home and pray 373 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,000 that Spot found someplace warm to spend the night. 374 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,043 No! Please, can't we just look a little while longer? 375 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,205 Please? 376 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,671 All right, sweetie, but just for a little while. 377 00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,920 I can barely see the road in front of me. 378 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,083 So tired now. 379 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:11,076 Must sleep before Santa comes. 380 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,956 Ohh... 381 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,673 Look... 382 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,460 A nice, soft cloud to rest on. 383 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,955 Yow! What am I doing?! 384 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,541 I can't quit now... 385 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,375 But how am I ever gonna find my way home? 386 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,535 It's hopeless. 387 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,035 Ooh, look, a car! Wait a minute! 388 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,035 Wait a minute-- that's not just a car. 389 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,415 Could it be... 390 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,790 Yes... It's Mrs. H. And Leonard! 391 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,745 They've come to rescue me! 392 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,875 It's a Christmas miracle! 393 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,077 Oh! Oh, no! 394 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,706 My last chance at salvation! 395 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,082 Wait a minute... 396 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,126 There's still a chance! 397 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,003 He's alive! 398 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,173 It's a Christmas miracle! 399 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,326 Oh, Spot, thank goodness we found you! 400 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,208 Lenny, you've got to follow me. 401 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,081 There's something we have to do! 402 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,376 But... 403 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,753 And you're telling me this little fellow 404 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,503 actually found our Moby and his new family? 405 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,503 That's right! 406 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333 Spot's the best dog in the world. 407 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,417 Well, this is just about the best Christmas present 408 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000 anyone ever got. 409 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,883 And you folk's have got a $500 reward coming to you. 410 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Oh, no, no. 411 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,673 We couldn't take money for bringing your doggy home. 412 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,330 It just wouldn't be right, especially on Christmas Eve. 413 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,037 Nooo! 414 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,825 Aww! 415 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:34,377 Aw, who cares about a stupid reward? 416 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,788 Okay, well, we better be getting home. 417 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,625 Say, I just thought of something. 418 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,539 I work for this toy company, 419 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,785 and even though you won't take the reward, 420 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,285 I was wondering, young man, would you like one of these? 421 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,827 Ah! 422 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:55,921 Here you go. Merry Christmas. 423 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,080 Don't say I never gave you nothin'. 424 00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,786 For me?! You were my Secret Santa?! 425 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:01,955 Quelle surprise! 426 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:05,081 Oh, I'm so excited I can hardly stand it! 427 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,496 It's... 428 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,043 String? 429 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,125 So you can pull your catnip mousy around. 430 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,628 I ripped it off my seedball so you could have it. 431 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,579 Oh... 432 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,535 That is... 433 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,293 What?! 434 00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,247 A bell?! 435 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,923 I ripped apart my catnip mousy 436 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,380 so you could have a little bell for your seedball. 437 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,955 You mean to tell me I ruined 438 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,081 a perfectly good seedball for this?! 439 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,376 Sorry. 440 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,418 "Sorry" don't feed the canary, mister! 441 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250 Isn't it funny? 442 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,875 I was bummed out 'cause I wasn't gonna get the Mach III for Christmas, 443 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,289 then when I thought you were lost, 444 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,665 it was the worst Christmas ever. 445 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,130 But when we found you, 446 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,328 it turned out to be the best ever, 447 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,827 and I didn't even care about the stupid game anymore. 448 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,457 Yes, Leonard, that's very funny. 449 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:54,672 I, too, realized that getting the $500 reward 450 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,920 so I could buy my own stuff 451 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,040 wasn't important in the grand scheme of things 452 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,375 'cause as I long as I can wake up and play with you, 453 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,918 that's the greatest gift I could ever hope to receive. 454 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,380 Me, too. 455 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,038 You know what I think we've got here? 456 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,375 I think I do. 457 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248 Then say it with me... 458 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:13,713 It's a Christmas miracle!