1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:01,883 Of the leash 2 00:00:01,959 --> 00:00:04,329 - 3 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,133 - 4 00:00:10,208 --> 00:00:11,788 For a pair of pants 5 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:14,205 His favorite pastime 6 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:16,631 For the last time 7 00:00:16,709 --> 00:00:18,039 - 8 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,000 Why can't I be a normal kid like any other? 9 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:33,083 Now, doodle bug, listen to mother. 10 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:36,788 I hate dogs. 11 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,503 I do not wish to be a dog. 12 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:54,131 Yes! 13 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:12,712 We now return to "The Weepy And The Sorry." 14 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:15,502 I'm sorry, Emberly. 15 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:18,503 I'm so very, very sorry. 16 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,920 She slapped him. 17 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,920 I can't believe she was so violent. 18 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,080 Yeah, that Emberly's a feisty one. 19 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,043 She hit him again. 20 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:31,245 You never loved me, Bryce. Never! 21 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,883 Give it to him again, Emberly. 22 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,249 Emberly, you know it's not true. 23 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,083 Oh, it's true, all right. 24 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:41,076 Yeah, we heard what you told Blake Breckinridge yesterday, 25 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,746 you lowlife! 26 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:44,834 I've always loved you. Always. 27 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:47,077 Liar, liar, expensive pants on fire. 28 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:49,246 You're too good for this bum, Emberly. 29 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,083 Mommy's home. 30 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,326 Yaah! 31 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,247 Psyche! 32 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,673 Mommy's home. 33 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,250 Ha ha ha. 34 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,423 Très, très amusant. 35 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,170 You should be ashamed of yourself, scaring us. 36 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,460 And especially during my story. 37 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,212 Watch out. My mom's right behind me. 38 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:11,131 Yeah, right. 39 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,128 Fool me once, shame on you. 40 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,828 Fool me twice, I don't think so. 41 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:17,417 Mommy's home. 42 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,630 -Yaah! -Yaah! 43 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,165 Ha ha ha! 44 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,580 Whoo! Oh! 45 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:40,753 I know it's wrong to frighten dumb animals, 46 00:02:40,834 --> 00:02:43,384 but it's just so much fun. 47 00:02:44,417 --> 00:02:46,667 So what's it going to be today, master o' mine-- 48 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:50,000 a brisk walk in the park, the old fake ball toss? 49 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,753 That never gets old. 50 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,214 Well, um, you see, I-- 51 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,791 Leonard, honey, you don't want to be late. 52 00:02:56,875 --> 00:03:00,325 O-Okay, mom. I just have to change first. 53 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,828 W-Well, see you later, fella. 54 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,957 Something is very wrong with Leonard. 55 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,001 I'm not talking to you. 56 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:10,463 Yeah, shove off. 57 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:14,462 Now I'll never know if Emberly takes Bryce back. 58 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,132 All they ever do on these insipid TV shows 59 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,958 that you waste your time watching 60 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:21,251 instead of bettering yourself with a good book 61 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:23,463 is rehash all the insipid stories 62 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:25,042 from yesterday's insipid show! 63 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,875 Now can we talk about Leonard? 64 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,709 First you've got to tell me what "insipid" means. 65 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:38,417 I try, Bill. I really try. 66 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,920 Leonard is acting very strangely. 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,460 I had the leash out, all ready to frolic, 68 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:46,462 and he just mumbled something about changing 69 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:48,042 and slinked away. 70 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:49,285 Don't you see? 71 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:52,625 Leonard's never not taken me for my walk. Never! 72 00:03:52,709 --> 00:03:55,209 Gee. Someone has an awfully high opinion of himself. 73 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:58,381 Yeah. The first time the kid doesn't want to toss 74 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,418 you a tennis ball covered with drool, 75 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,380 and suddenly he's gone wacko. 76 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,498 Leonard, let's go. You're going to be late. 77 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,383 I can't find my hatchet. 78 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:09,458 Well, if you put your hatchet in the same place every time, 79 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,332 you wouldn't lose it. 80 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,247 Did you look under your length of rope? 81 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,463 Got it. Ready to go. 82 00:04:15,542 --> 00:04:17,962 I just hope you're not late for the initiation ceremony. 83 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:21,041 Hatchet? Rope? Initiation? 84 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:24,325 Are you naysayers ready to say nay to naysaying 85 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:27,003 and join this yea-sayer in saying yea? 86 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,423 -Huh? -Huh? 87 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,330 Okay, disregard that last remark. 88 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:33,127 You'll have to pardon me. 89 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,918 I'm really not myself today because my best friend 90 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,710 has suddenly joined the forces of evil! 91 00:04:38,792 --> 00:04:40,332 Ooh, this is bad. 92 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:42,327 This is very, very bad. 93 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,173 Good heavens. 94 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,330 Spot, what do you think is up with Leonard? 95 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,707 I don't know. He might be in league 96 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:52,382 with any sort of degenerate, hideous villains. 97 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,078 What? What? 98 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:55,166 Carnies. 99 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,380 -Yaah! -Yaah! 100 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,917 -Who? -Who? 101 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,460 Carnies! Show folk! 102 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:04,332 The fiendishly foul, dentally challenged denizens 103 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:07,207 of the traveling carnival circus. 104 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,211 Bands of barefoot brigands 105 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:15,751 who travel by night, kidnapping young innocents 106 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:18,174 and brainwashing them to keep 107 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:21,750 their evil thrill-ride operating machine oiled. 108 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:24,254 Oh, come on. That's ridiculous. 109 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,083 Maybe it is, 110 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:29,246 and maybe, at this very moment, our sweet Leonard 111 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:32,253 is getting a tattoo of a monster truck 112 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,173 and arm-wrestling cyclops boy for first dibs 113 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,170 on the hurl-a-whirl. 114 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,170 What are you waiting for? 115 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,040 Save him! Now! 116 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,995 I'm way ahead of you. 117 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:45,713 Scott Leadready is on the case. 118 00:05:45,792 --> 00:05:48,672 But you don't know where Leonard is. He's miles away by now. 119 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:51,540 You're forgetting something. 120 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,955 I happen to be a dog. 121 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,458 I've-- I've followed Leonard's trail 122 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:06,382 to this remote wooded area 123 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,578 on the deserted outskirts of town. 124 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:12,247 I want to go on the swings! 125 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,793 Okay, okay, I over-dramatized a tad, 126 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,995 but come on, I'm worried about Leonard. 127 00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:22,544 It's Leonard! 128 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:26,075 A gang of carnies has got their seldom-washed hands on him. 129 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:30,376 Oh, boy. I'm so scared. 130 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:33,828 I love you, bacon. 131 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:37,497 I'm coming to save you, Leonard! 132 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:41,043 Leonard! 133 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:43,455 Scott? What are you-- 134 00:06:43,542 --> 00:06:46,292 back off. Off, I say! 135 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,785 You'll not harm this poor boy again, 136 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:52,205 you foul minions of the cotton-candy circuit. 137 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:55,381 Okay, who let the blue fuzzy kid in? 138 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,327 Um, Mr. Kenickie, this is my friend Scott, 139 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,785 and he was just leaving. 140 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,375 Well, friend or not, son, civilians aren't allowed 141 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,998 in Junior Boy Ranger headquarters. 142 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,083 You know that. 143 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,826 This is Junior Boy Ranger headquarters? 144 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:16,457 That is what he said, Scott. 145 00:07:16,542 --> 00:07:20,712 And if you don't mind, we're right in the middle 146 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,502 of a good citizenship ceremony! 147 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:26,003 Junior Boy Ranger headquarters. 148 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,423 Here we go. 149 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,540 Oh, oh, oh! I've heard tales 150 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:34,165 of this magnificent palace of boyhood adventure, 151 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:37,580 but I never dared to hope I'd one day be here-- 152 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:40,707 the sturdy grandeur of the gray concrete walls, 153 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:44,502 the glimmering brass of the Junior Boy Ranger flagpole, 154 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:47,253 the wondrous sight of strapping lads 155 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,133 in crisp, neatly pressed uniforms, 156 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:53,078 thrilling to ghost stories around the campfire, 157 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:56,876 tying complicated knots that will never be used in real life. 158 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,459 It's-- it's a dream come true! 159 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,293 Um, Scott, 160 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,825 we have a good citizenship ceremony 161 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,537 to start, and-- 162 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,375 Leonard, you be a good citizen right now 163 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,878 and let me talk to your buddy, okay? 164 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,959 Scott, I'm troop leader in charge Kenickie. 165 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,381 I'm sure you've heard of me-- 166 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:19,168 Steve Kenickie Life Insurance? On Elm Street. 167 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,754 Next to the dry cleaners? Oh, come on, across from-- 168 00:08:22,834 --> 00:08:25,384 anyway, would you be interested 169 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,247 in joining the Junior Boy Rangers? 170 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,458 Oh, would I? Would I? 171 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:33,332 That reminds me of a joke, a totally insensitive joke 172 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:36,128 a Junior Boy Ranger should never tell. 173 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,128 Still, the answer is yes! 174 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,458 Yes, I do want to join the rangers. 175 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:42,582 Ha ha, yes. Ha ha. 176 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,327 I'm a little nervous. Sorry. Yes! 177 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,667 Great. Well, it shouldn't be too hard. 178 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,830 You just have to pass our ranger-requirements test, and you're in. 179 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,247 Here's your Junior Boy Ranger manual, 180 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:54,833 and here's some information on the full range 181 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,747 of life-insurance policies I offer, 182 00:08:56,834 --> 00:09:00,464 just in case your dad cares about what will happen to you 183 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:01,752 if he meets with a sudden accident. 184 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,254 Well, have fun. 185 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:05,293 Sir, yes, sir! 186 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,290 Boy, oh, boy. 187 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,544 Ahem. So... 188 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:14,285 How come I didn't tell you I was going 189 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,825 to my Junior Boy Rangers meeting? Well-- 190 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,917 Tut. I understand. You were afraid I'd come in 191 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,670 and do better than you, just like I did in school. 192 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,920 Ha ha ha! 193 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,881 Boy, you're really taking this hard. 194 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:27,959 Spot, I didn't tell you because I knew you'd want to join. 195 00:09:28,041 --> 00:09:29,541 I didn't want you to be crushed 196 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,285 when you found out you couldn't hack it. 197 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,915 Me? Not hack it? Ha! 198 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,250 I scoff at you. Hear me scoffing? 199 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,463 Ha! I can hack anything. 200 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:40,382 Look, Spot, there's a reason 201 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,498 why it's called "Junior Boy Rangers"-- 202 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,793 because it's for boys. You're a dog. 203 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,285 There are some things that dogs just can't do. 204 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,325 Ha ha ha! Whoo! 205 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,747 Ha ha ha ha! 206 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,084 Things dogs can't do. 207 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,996 In case you're forgetting, 208 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,213 I am an unnaturally talented dog, 209 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,791 and just because I have a wet nose 210 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,625 doesn't mean I can't be a Junior Boy Ranger. 211 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:07,919 I have just as much right 212 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,080 to wear the old yellow and lighter yellow as you do. 213 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,423 Okay, that's a pity look. What? 214 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,750 Scott, my Junior Boy Ranger's uniform 215 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,424 is purple and green. 216 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:23,040 So, purple and green, yellow and lighter yellow-- 217 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,825 it's no big deal. 218 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,747 Oh, why do dogs have to be colorblind? Why? 219 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,794 Actually, dogs do have some color vision. 220 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,125 They just don't have as many color photoreceptors 221 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,288 in the retina as humans. 222 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:38,960 I got an achievement badge on how the eye works. 223 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:41,211 Great. Cheated out of a shot at glory 224 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,631 by a few measly photoreceptors. 225 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,209 It's not just that. There's a lot of dog things 226 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:47,501 that could cause trouble for you. 227 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:48,923 Like what? 228 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,500 I'm not sure if you know this, 229 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,043 but when you camp out, there's trees everywhere. 230 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,207 Don't take it so hard. 231 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,581 There are a lot of things that you do great. 232 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,667 Yeah, like sniffing other dogs' tails. 233 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,880 Pardon me if I don't hire an airplane 234 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:06,379 to write that in the sky. 235 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,753 Wait up. 236 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:11,424 I'm sorry. I didn't realize 237 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,960 you wanted to be a Junior Boy Ranger that bad. 238 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,171 You mean my little glimmering- brass-of-the-flagpole routine 239 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,630 didn't spell it out for you? 240 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,249 Anyway, I'm sorry. 241 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,463 And if you really want to join, 242 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,212 I'll help you get in any way I can. 243 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,461 You will? Oh, thank... 244 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,462 On one condition. 245 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,042 ...you. 246 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,285 You can't interfere with my preparations 247 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:35,205 for the Maplewood little-car race. 248 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,711 I really want to win it this year. 249 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,212 Agreed! 250 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,961 You won't regret this, Leonard. 251 00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,421 And that statement was not ironic foreshadowing. 252 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,130 I guarantee it. That wasn't one, either. 253 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,037 Look out, world, 254 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:53,035 there's a new boy ranger in town! 255 00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:59,459 Ahem. Uh, ha ha. 256 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,422 Yay. 257 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:21,247 "So you want to become a Junior Boy Ranger." 258 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:24,253 "So you want to enter the Junior Boy Ranger 259 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,173 Maplewood little-car race." 260 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:29,750 "So you want to learn how to regurgitate creamy corn." 261 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,384 What? Only you guys are allowed 262 00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,378 to read to yourselves? 263 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:38,128 Hmph. 264 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,174 Leonard, I need your help. 265 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,420 I can move the rear axle 266 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:46,330 a little more forward this year. 267 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,827 I've whittled down my ranger requirements 268 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,667 to the final 10, but I'm not totally sure 269 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,210 if they'll give me in trouble in the... 270 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,831 Og-day epartment-day. 271 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,631 I mean, number five is 272 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,879 "help a senior citizen in your community," 273 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:04,039 which is a snap, but if said senior 274 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,875 has a cat, then all bets are off. 275 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,629 Any time you feel like keeping your promise 276 00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,789 and helping me, just jump in. 277 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,375 You promised you wouldn't interfere 278 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,708 with my getting ready for the race. 279 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,252 Okay! 280 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:23,171 Look, Scott, I've been helping you all week. 281 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,540 Now it's my time to get ready for the race. 282 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,375 I have to make a better car this year. 283 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,248 I can't decide which requirements to choose. 284 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,173 I told you it wouldn't be easy. 285 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,540 Oh, no! No, don't trot out the old 286 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:38,125 "you can't do it 'cause you're a you-know-what" bit again. 287 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:41,128 I'm proud of who I am and what I'm capable of. 288 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,878 This is one... dog... 289 00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:45,919 Who can become a Junior Boy Ranger 290 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,500 without any boy's help. 291 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,713 I even bet I can complete all 10 of my requirements 292 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:53,042 before you finish your precious wooden doodle bug. 293 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,455 You're on. And don't call it a doodle bug. 294 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,332 Good! I'll show you I don't need any help, 295 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:02,917 and I-I-I don't need help with this, either. 296 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,250 Thank you. Thank you. 297 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:13,883 Hey, that's not sincere applause. 298 00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:17,999 Brave and true 299 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:22,173 In everything we do 300 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:25,460 We're forever bound 301 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:29,712 As our minds are sound 302 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,582 To face adversity 303 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,877 Aah! 304 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:37,079 With ingenuity 305 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:42,043 A well-oiled machine 306 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,995 Of the purple 307 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,245 Brave and true 308 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:59,043 In everything we do 309 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,785 We're forever bound 310 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:06,325 As our minds are sound 311 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,628 To face adversity 312 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,419 With ingenuity 313 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,920 A well-oiled machine 314 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,880 Of the purple 315 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,210 Guess what, Lenny. 316 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,463 I've only got one requirement left-- 317 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,082 "do a good deed without asking for a reward." 318 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,496 That seems to defeat the purpose, but what the hay? 319 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:47,995 How goes the big racecar, bunky? 320 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,042 Ah, how sweet, albeit pathetic. 321 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,629 Now, where does he keep his paintbrushes? 322 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,629 Ew. 323 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,169 Where doesn't he keep his paintbrushes? 324 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,790 This boy could use a lesson or two in organization. 325 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,384 "Ew" again. 326 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,830 Not the cutest rear-axle assembly I ever saw. 327 00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,127 Oh, well. 328 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,998 Wait a minute. I'll do my good deed 329 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,915 by helping Leonard with his car. 330 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,831 I'll just spread the genius around a little, 331 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,169 bring him up to my level. 332 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,750 This just needs to be adjusted a bit around the flanges. 333 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,254 Mm-hmm, add a tiny dab of paint 334 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,833 to make it look spick-spot. 335 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,667 Maybe a nice... 336 00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,708 Yellow. 337 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,833 Just a jot more yellow, and voilà. 338 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,325 Perfect. 339 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,705 Now to clean up. 340 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,132 A Junior Boy Ranger is always neat. 341 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,958 The cap for the yellow paint goes on the yellow-paint bottle. 342 00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:55,879 Green? Heh heh. 343 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,919 Oh, here's the yellow. 344 00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,206 Indigo? 345 00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:01,041 Oh, that's-- 346 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,075 that's a fancy name for yellow, isn't it? 347 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,286 Isn't it? 348 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,125 Okay, don't panic, don't panic. 349 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,248 Just-- just find the yellow. 350 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:22,537 Aah! Okay. 351 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,627 Okay, just wipe it off. You can do it. 352 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,670 Now where's that car? 353 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,502 It was-- it was just here a second ago. 354 00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,419 Aah! Aah! 355 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,460 Come back here! Come back here! Come back here! 356 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:39,042 Yaah! 357 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,998 Hey, you, come back here! 358 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:55,463 Ha ha ha! Well, well, monsieur. 359 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,285 I love these old classic cartoons. 360 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,205 I can't believe they're so violent. 361 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,751 Yeah, they don't make them like this anymore. 362 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,384 Now I've got you, you lousy squirrel. 363 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,918 Hey, whoa. How come the squirrel's still alive? 364 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,080 His head's way over there. 365 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,166 'Cause it's a cartoon. 366 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,170 -Gophers can't really talk, you know. -Oh, yeah. 367 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,955 I think it's coming from in there. 368 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,541 You're hearing things, pal. 369 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,915 There ain't no mouse in here. 370 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,539 Only one dead dog. 371 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,455 Very funny. 372 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,502 Spot, do you know what you've done? 373 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,463 Of course I know what I've done. 374 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,422 You've ruined Leonard's racecar. 375 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,040 I know I've ruined Leonard's racecar. 376 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,875 And the big race is this morning! 377 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,459 I know the big race-- 378 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,672 The big race is this morning? 379 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:48,672 Oh, no! 380 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,707 My car! It's ruined! 381 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,002 What happened? 382 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,083 Well, Pretty Boy and I were watching 383 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,126 a particularly amusing episode 384 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,878 of "The Loony Gopher Show," and-- 385 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,245 This is all my fault, Leonard. 386 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,455 Leonard, this is kind of awkward. 387 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,752 Could you take me down from here? 388 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,625 Aah! 389 00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:15,669 Thank you. 390 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,040 This is all my fault, Leonard! 391 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,626 I wanted to do my last ranger requirement 392 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,169 by helping you, 393 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:25,290 but I got the colors confused and my tail in the way. 394 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,747 You were right. A dog can't be a boy ranger. 395 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,674 I have no business wearing... 396 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,670 The one color and the other color. 397 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,498 Ohh... 398 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,041 Don't be so hard on yourself, Spot. 399 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,665 So you figured out you've got some limitations. 400 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,460 Big deal. It's too bad they ruined 401 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,002 the one thing I care about most, but what can you do? 402 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,713 Easy for you to say. Your dog hair isn't glued to a block of wood. 403 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:55,002 No, but my limitations are everywhere, too. 404 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,633 I was obsessed with making a great racecar, 405 00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,289 but I had no clue how to do it. 406 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,875 You may not know this, 407 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,459 but I'm not very well-organized. 408 00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:06,422 Uh, yeah, I noticed. 409 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,827 Ahem! 410 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,629 I got limitations, too, 411 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,999 but shutting up isn't one of them. 412 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,383 Maybe if you mopes concentrated 413 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,538 on what you're good at and worked together, 414 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,375 you could fix that car in time to get to the race. 415 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,575 You're good at organization. 416 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:29,379 You're good at telling red from blue. 417 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,167 Let's do it! 418 00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,882 Man, there's a whole lot of fur on here. 419 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,829 Tell me about it. 420 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,960 Ladies and gentlemen, the final results 421 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,881 of the Junior Boy Ranger 422 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,579 Maplewood little-car race are in, 423 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:54,577 and soon we will know the winner of the grand-prize package, 424 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,879 courtesy of Steve Kenickie Life Insurance. 425 00:20:56,959 --> 00:21:00,629 On Elm Street. Next to-- oh, forget it. 426 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,709 Well, we had 27 beautiful Maplewood 427 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,502 little-car-race racecars here today, 428 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,705 and when we take away the ones I, unfortunately, 429 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,672 had to disqualify for too much parental help, 430 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,630 we're left with our two finalists. 431 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:17,379 Coming in second is Ian Wazaloseky... 432 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,958 And his Yankee toenail clipper. 433 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,083 Ew! 434 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:26,536 Don't be so grossed out. They're not my toenails. 435 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,497 Ew! 436 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,173 And our winner today, with a record time, 437 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,500 is the team teammates car... 438 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:45,421 Created by Leonard Helperman 439 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:49,040 and our newest junior boy ranger, Scott Leadready II. 440 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,539 Is my face turning red, or is it just me?