1
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Surprise!

2
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Jade. Jade.

3
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Mom, dad!

4
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Hope you don't mind us
dropping in uninvited.

5
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Cousin Jackie.

6
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It's so good to see you again.

7
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You have been such a
wonderful role model for Jade.

8
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Oh, well, thank you. I... ow!

9
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You take credit for
my good influence?

10
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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

11
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Is uncle everyone's uncle?

12
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He's actually our cousin.

13
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Aren't you?

14
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What brings you
all to Hong Kong?

15
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We've banished the last demon.

16
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Demon?! Demon?!

17
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Uh...

18
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Uh, right.

19
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Uh, the demon is the
name of a roller coaster

20
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at the new Hong
Kong moose world.

21
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Look at the cool watch
Jackie got me there.

22
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Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.

23
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Oh.

24
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Please, have a seat.
We will make tea.

25
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Wipe your feet.

26
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Easy, t. If mom and dad find
out about all this demon stuff,

27
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there's no way they'll
let me stay with Jackie.

28
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Ah, ancient history.
The portals are sealed,

29
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the demons have been banished...

30
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Even shendu is no more.

31
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Aah!

32
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Stop!

33
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What is it now, shendu?!

34
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Admittedly, I have failed
you, my siblings.

35
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Aah!

36
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But I may yet save you as well.

37
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We can all regain our freedom,

38
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and even reclaim the
centuries wasted in this void,

39
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if you allow me to
pursue one last recourse.

40
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Ha! And that would be?

41
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The <i>book of ages.</i>

42
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(All gasp)

43
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Ludicrous.

44
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Even <i>we</i> never dared
to tamper with that.

45
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You risk altering the
very fabric of reality.

46
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Am I to assume <i>this</i> reality
pleases you, sister?

47
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Hmm. These are desperate times.

48
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Then I will make things right.

49
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All you need do is
allow me to once more

50
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depart from this realm
and possess a human.

51
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The right human.

52
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More tea?

53
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Oh.

54
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Jackie?

55
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(Gasps) My tea cup!

56
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Quickly, before it stains.

57
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Shendu: A broken tea
cup is the least of...

58
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A dem...

59
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Well, this was fun. Gotta go.

60
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You are leaving? So soon?

61
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We'll be back.
It's just, um, Jackie's, um...

62
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Allergic... Yeah, uh...

63
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(muffled threats)

64
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Um, the tea makes
his eyes all red.

65
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(Shendu struggling)
What is he saying?

66
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Uh, thank you very much.
Good-bye!

67
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Uhh!

68
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Aah! Hey.

69
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(Both gasp) So reckless.

70
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(Groans) Quickly.

71
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Jade...

72
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You are not going
anywhere but to your room.

73
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You are moving back home
with us immediately!

74
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I am?

75
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We are very sorry, Jade,

76
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but it seems it
is unsafe for you

77
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to remain with cousin Jackie.

78
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He is clearly a troublemaker.

79
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Jackie's not a troublemaker...

80
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But he is in trouble.

81
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I could not find Jackie.

82
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Me, neither.

83
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(Sighs) Same here.

84
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Jade. Jade?

85
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(Cell phone rings)

86
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Hello?

87
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,934
Jade! Jackie?!

88
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I'm at the airport.
Shendu's flying to Australia.

89
00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,506
Australia? Why?

90
00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,675
Unh. He... ooh...

91
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Shendu: You will
find out soon enough.

92
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Jackie? Jackie!

93
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Captain black,
requesting satellite surveillance

94
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to track Jackie.
Yeah, that's right, Jackie.

95
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And we're gonna need a jet.
A fast one.

96
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The book is close at hand.

97
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(Chanting)

98
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Jackie!

99
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Unh!

100
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Whoa.

101
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Don't know what you're doin',

102
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but it can't be good.

103
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(Gasps)

104
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Shendu: Ah, here we are.

105
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The <i>book of ages,</i>
where all history is magically recorded.

106
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History lesson's over, shendu!

107
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Whoa... unh!

108
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So it is written,
so it shall be.

109
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(All gasp)

110
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Jade. Jade.

111
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Mom? Dad?

112
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What are you doing here?

113
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Uh, Hong Kong moose world?

114
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Why aren't you at the palace?

115
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And where did you find
those strange clothes?

116
00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,722
I was gonna ask you
two the same thing.

117
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And what do you
have in your hand?

118
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(Musical fanfare plays)

119
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Hurry. We must pay our respects.

120
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Respects? To who?

121
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What's going... On?

122
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Jade, it is forbidden. Get down.

123
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(Gasps)

124
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Shendu!

125
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Shendu's alive?

126
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I gotta tell... (Gasps)

127
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Jackie?

128
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,817
Jackie, your hair.
What are you doing?!

129
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:06,952
Hmmph!

130
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,487
Your job.

131
00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,822
Sweeping dragon doo-doo?

132
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:14,092
Where have you been, Jade?
Where is your uniform?

133
00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:17,662
Um, why, exactly,
do we have to wear uniforms?

134
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Because it is required
of all servants

135
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of the supreme ruler,

136
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his majestic
highness, lord shendu.

137
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Are you telling me
shendu rules the world?

138
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Oh, of course not.

139
00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:31,843
Each of the 8 emperors
has his or her own domain.

140
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,944
Since when?

141
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Since the Dawn of history.

142
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What is wrong with you today?

143
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History.

144
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Uncle said that <i>book of ages</i>

145
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magically recorded history.

146
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When shendu wrote in it,
he must have rewrote the past

147
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so he was never destroyed,

148
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and the demons were never
banished through their portals.

149
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,034
And now... (Gasps)

150
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I'm in demon world!

151
00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,274
Jackie, we gotta talk.

152
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,523
Jackie?

153
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,625
Jackie? Where'd you... whoa!

154
00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,297
Today you must scrub
master's bath chamber.

155
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No way!

156
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,700
Then fill his tub
with fresh muck.

157
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,101
Eww! (Gags)

158
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,338
And it's talonsday,

159
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,207
so don't forget to
trim master's toenails.

160
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,977
Jackie, listen to me!

161
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,680
I don't work for shendu,
and neither do you.

162
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,482
Demons don't rule the
world, humans do.

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The demons were banished
into the netherworld

164
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by the 8 immortals
a long time ago.

165
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,988
Then they got out,
and we banished 'em again.

166
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,624
But shendu possessed you,
found this magic book, changed the past,

167
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,659
and now none of
that ever happened.

168
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:58,496
That's crazy, Jade.
You're crazy.

169
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,332
Humans ruling the world!

170
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:03,969
It's true. We built cities,
with cars and computers and...

171
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,472
My watch. Look at my watch.

172
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,808
What's a watch?

173
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:13,878
Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.

174
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,013
Aah!

175
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,052
Magic is outlawed.
You know that.

176
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,189
It's not magic, it's technology.

177
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,791
<i>Human</i> technology.
And you gave this watch to me.

178
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,593
But I guess you
wouldn't remember that.

179
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:33,665
Jade, if what you say is true,
why <i>don't</i> I remember any of it?

180
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,867
I don't know. Maybe... (Gasps)

181
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:43,975
"And Jade chan became a wily
accomplice in the battle versus evil."

182
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,845
This is from the book,
and it's about me.

183
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,614
It didn't get rewritten,
so neither did I.

184
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,116
That's why I remember.

185
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:54,252
And that's why I'm still
wearing these clothes.

186
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,287
(Gong sounds)

187
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,290
The dinner gong.
Quickly, you must change into these

188
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,259
before master sees you.

189
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,198
(Sighs) Guess I
don't exactly blend.

190
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,001
Better keep my life
story someplace safe.

191
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,005
Jackie, where'd you go?

192
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,676
Jackie?

193
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,187
Dance, my jesters. Dance!

194
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,524
Ow! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

195
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,627
Shendu: Dance!

196
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,937
No way.

197
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,139
You!

198
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:49,941
Uh...

199
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,846
Heh heh.

200
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,648
Why do you not bow?

201
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,617
Uh... oh-uh... yes...

202
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,521
Y-your scariness,
please excuse my slow-witted niece.

203
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,758
Uh... unh!

204
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,962
If she were not excused,
she would be in flames.

205
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,797
Now fetch my dinner!

206
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,233
Yes, master.

207
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,970
Jackie.

208
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,574
(Clears throat) Tasty treats
for his glorious excellence.

209
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,281
What a good slave you
make, Jackie chan.

210
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,018
My Joy is to serve you, master.

211
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,122
Mmm.

212
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,961
Keeping one's enemies
close is not just wise,

213
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,231
it is gratifying.

214
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,367
Shendu remembers the
way things were, too.

215
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,702
Child!

216
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,337
Uh, yes, master?

217
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,173
It's talonsday.

218
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,746
Gross!

219
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,849
(Sighs) You forgot
master's clippings.

220
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:09,320
Jackie, there is no way I am
ever going near his feet again!

221
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,923
And shendu treats you
like a dog on a leash.

222
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,224
I can't stand it.

223
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,026
Well, what can I do?

224
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,529
I'm just a food servant.
His slave.

225
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,133
The Jackie chan I knew
was nobody's whipping boy.

226
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,701
He was a hero.

227
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,436
He was?

228
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,107
And you can be again, Jackie.
Help me fix history.

229
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,176
Help me rewrite the book.

230
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,247
(Wheezing)

231
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,721
Which way?

232
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,291
But servants aren't
allowed in the library.

233
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,593
I told you, we aren't servants.

234
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,330
Jade, be careful.

235
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,568
Whoa.

236
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,341
Ow!

237
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,043
Get out!

238
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,111
Uncle?

239
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,548
Only master's library
boys allowed in here.

240
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,417
Uncle, we need your help.

241
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,618
We're looking for a book.

242
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,487
Forbidden!
These books are filled with magic.

243
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,057
Even I am not
allowed to read them.

244
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,391
The <i>book of ages...</i>

245
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,459
Never heard of it.

246
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,127
Are you sure?

247
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,495
Maybe it's over here.

248
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,997
No, it is not.

249
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,999
How about here? Not there.

250
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,300
Well, maybe over here.

251
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,036
No. I have been library
boy for 60 years.

252
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,372
I am sure.

253
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,207
Really? Really.

254
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,809
In that case...

255
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,714
(Gasps) Forbidden magic!

256
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,782
Relax, it's just an atlas.

257
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,720
If the book's not here
in shendu's library,

258
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,489
there's only one other
place it could be.

259
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,491
Australia.

260
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,360
Oi-ya! No man's land.

261
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,296
That continent is forbidden.

262
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,733
There is nothing there, Jade.
Just a fortress.

263
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,768
(Scoffs) Fortresses
are usually built

264
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,904
to protect something. Duh!

265
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:10,842
But it is said that all who approach
the fortress will be destroyed.

266
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,443
Well, we have to get
inside it somehow.

267
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,578
Why?

268
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,179
'Cause shendu used
the <i>book of ages</i>

269
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,681
to rewrite reality.

270
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,883
That is crazy.

271
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,786
You do not believe her, do you?

272
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,089
(Sighs) There is one
thing that I believe.

273
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,060
Demons ruling the
world is a bad thing.

274
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:33,131
Cool. Look, uncle,
I can prove I'm telling the truth.

275
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,200
Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.

276
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,402
Ayah!

277
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,070
(Scream echoing)

278
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,010
Shh. You will alert the...

279
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,478
(wind howls)

280
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,256
(Whispering) Shadowkhan!

281
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,297
She opened the book.

282
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,400
Heh. Get 'em, Jackie!

283
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,769
Get them?

284
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,172
You know, hah! Heeyah!
Hoowah! Huh! Hi-yah!

285
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,473
Huh! Hi-yah!

286
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,009
Oh! The martial
arts are outlawed.

287
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,777
I do not know how to fight.

288
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,079
Serious?

289
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,652
But I do know how to run!

290
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,188
Uhh!

291
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,090
Uhh! My hair!

292
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,126
You were due for a trim.

293
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,142
Wait!

294
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,124
This way!

295
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,663
Er, this way!

296
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,335
The front door.

297
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,770
(Both gasp)

298
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,443
Uh, the side door.

299
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,880
Don't suppose
there's a back door?

300
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,925
Jade: Wait for me!

301
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,031
Cool!

302
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,566
Master's magic chamber.

303
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,535
Entrance to this room
is punishable by... uhh.

304
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,206
(Uncle chanting)

305
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,816
Huh? Uncle! (Gasps)

306
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,152
You saved our... ow!

307
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,988
What choice did I have?!
You are family.

308
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,623
A chi spell?

309
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,593
Thought you weren't <i>allowed</i>
to read the forbidden books.

310
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,262
I do not read. I... I skim.

311
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,563
We must leave, uncle.

312
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,966
It is only a matter of time
before shendu discovers

313
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,100
you use magic to...

314
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,235
Kibosh his ninjas?

315
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,636
But where will we go?

316
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,105
All aboard the Jade
express to Australia.

317
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,307
Oh, we are doomed!

318
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,742
Even if we escape from here,

319
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,578
we have no way to
journey to no man's land.

320
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,747
The talismans would sure help.

321
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,249
What talismans? What talismans?

322
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,819
Uncle, let me reacquaint you
with a little magic trick

323
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,387
you once knew.

324
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,462
This'll let us grab
the 12 talismans

325
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,531
that give shendu
his magical powers.

326
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,466
There is no such thing!

327
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,800
Watch me.

328
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,075
Believe me now?

329
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:48,953
Chan?!

330
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,054
Oh!

331
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,028
Jackie!

332
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,632
Aaaahhhhh!

333
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,735
Jackie!

334
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,179
Hey, Jackie.

335
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,514
Yes?

336
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,883
How many different dialects
of Chinese do you speak?

337
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,452
Oh, cantonese... Lei ho ma?

338
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,221
Mandarin... (Speaking mandarin)

339
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,956
Chengdu... (Speaking chengdu)

340
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,824
Shanghai... (Speaking Shanghai)

341
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,126
Thai... (Speaking thai)

342
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,631
Very good Korean.
Ok English... How are you?

343
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,400
Japanese, of course...
(Speaking Japanese)

344
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,402
Spanish... Cmo ests?

345
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,372
Morocco... (Speaking arabic)

346
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,474
Russian... (Speaking Russian)

347
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,209
Unh! What... what happened?

348
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,444
Now I'm mixed up.