1
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Tea.

2
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It is about time!

3
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Oh!

4
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Hey, tohru,

5
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the Japanese cultural
expo starts tomorrow.

6
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Wall-to-wall music, food,
and the coolest techno gear.

7
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(Groans)

8
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Uh, something the matter?

9
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Uncle: Forgetting tea
is what is the matter!

10
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This is a pot of water.

11
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Oh, sorry.

12
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You've been acting
all weird lately.

13
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Come on, you can tell me.

14
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It's uncle, right?
That garlic smell?

15
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It's my mother.

16
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What, is she sick or...
You have a mom?

17
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She is arriving from Japan

18
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to attend the expo.

19
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She is a big fan of kare noke

20
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and her yodeling kabukis.

21
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The screechy country singer?
Yuck!

22
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But what's so yuck about
a visit from your mom?

23
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(Groans)

24
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I am the black sheep.

25
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All I've ever wanted

26
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was for my mother
to be proud of me.

27
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Well, she will be. Look at you.

28
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You're handsome and...

29
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Big.

30
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You've got, uh... You're big.

31
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You do not understand.

32
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My mother is very
hard to please.

33
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Tea.

34
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Thank you.

35
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(Gasps)

36
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(Gasps)

37
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Mommy.

38
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Mommy? Mommy?

39
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This where you live?

40
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(Groans)

41
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You gave up good job

42
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with nice Mr. valmont for this?

43
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Nice?

44
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Hello? Doesn't she
know valmont's a crook?

45
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No, and please do not tell her.

46
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My son...

47
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A servant in a junk shop!

48
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Junk shop?

49
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This is an antique store.

50
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Huh! Only antique I see
is the Billy goat there.

51
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Billy goat!

52
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Mommy. Hush up!

53
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Dragon lady should
watch her forked tongue

54
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unless she wants
a piece of uncle.

55
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Huh!
I would sweep floor with you.

56
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And this floor needs it.

57
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Ugh.

58
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Evil eye cannot work on me.

59
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Huh! What junk seller
know about work?

60
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Please, both of you.

61
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Tohru's mother has jet lag

62
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from her long flight.

63
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My uncle is stressed

64
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from working all
night on translations.

65
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(Telephone rings)

66
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Phone call.

67
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Hello?

68
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Hope I didn't catch you

69
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in the middle of
anything, Jackie.

70
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Uh, uncle and tohru's mom
are getting acquainted.

71
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Ah. Family time.

72
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Mom: Cheap junk.

73
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Tsing dynasty.

74
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Black: Could be trouble
brewing on the horizon.

75
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Oh!

76
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Believe me, I know.

77
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The octopus will be on
exhibit at the Japanese expo.

78
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I'd feel better
if you were there

79
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to assist with security.

80
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Uh, you want me to guard a fish?

81
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Actually, octopuses aren't fish.
They're multipods.

82
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Octopi.

83
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Please behave!

84
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Sorry.

85
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Grammar was never my
best subject in school.

86
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Oh, you mean the Kyoto octopus.

87
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It is the most famous relic

88
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of the komodo dynasty.

89
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Intelligence sources indicate

90
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that the yokanawa crime family

91
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has the octopus in its sights.

92
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Huh! Why don't you get
some light in here?

93
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Thought bats could
see in the dark.

94
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This must stop!

95
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My thinking exactly.

96
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I'll set it up.

97
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Thanks for you help, Jackie.

98
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Huh?

99
00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,838
Ugh. Dragon lady
waste of my energy.

100
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Must get back to work.

101
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Fine!

102
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Show me my room, tohru.

103
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Uncle: No room here!

104
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What do you think,
this is a hotel?

105
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Only for roaches.

106
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Your hotel, mommy.

107
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A boy your age,
doesn't even own a car.

108
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Makes his mother
walk in a typhoon!

109
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Oh.

110
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Does it have fish?

111
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This is a Sushi restaurant.

112
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Everything has fish.

113
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I hate fish.

114
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Miso soup. Uh, small.

115
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Hey, isn't that the mountain

116
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that does the knuckle
crunching for valmont?

117
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Not anymore.

118
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Ain't you heard?
He's gone straight.

119
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The bigger they are,
the faster they go soft.

120
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Ha ha!
Looks like a real mama's boy.

121
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Your soup.

122
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(Slurps)

123
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(Panting)

124
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Can I offer you a ride?

125
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I will walk.

126
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Come on, tohru.

127
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It is tohru, isn't it?

128
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I'll drop you anywhere you say.

129
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Oh.

130
00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,324
Boss: Plush, right?

131
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This baby's outfitted
with the works.

132
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Fridge, computer...

133
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Tohru: Soda?

134
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May I have the grape?

135
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Sure. Whatever you like.

136
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Ahh.

137
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Grape is my favorite.

138
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That's 'cause you
got good taste.

139
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So, uh, tohru,

140
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I got a proposition for you.

141
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No, thank you.

142
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Just hear me out.

143
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This isn't just
some 2-bit heist.

144
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What I've got in mind has 8 legs

145
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and is loaded with jewels.

146
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You will kidnap kare noke

147
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and her yodeling kabukis?

148
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Kare noke and her... ha ha ha!

149
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I love this guy!

150
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No, my friend.

151
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I'm talking about
the Kyoto octopus.

152
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I don't think so.

153
00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,113
Hey, for old time's sake.
Serious payday.

154
00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,917
Could buy yourself a
car just like this one.

155
00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,752
Make your mom proud.

156
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,160
Must call landlord,

157
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tell him to spray for vermin.

158
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Button your lip, windbag.

159
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I am here to see my boy.

160
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Tohru is out. Where?

161
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Do not know.

162
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Huh! Lousy boss.

163
00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,539
Can't keep track
of own employees.

164
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That's not fair.

165
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,975
Uncle's a great boss,

166
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and tohru loves it here.

167
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You are a sweet girl,

168
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,180
very cute.

169
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,849
But please do not
speak of matters

170
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,252
beyond your
understanding, child.

171
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,754
Should have seen tohru

172
00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,856
when he worked for Mr. valmont.

173
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Had his own room.

174
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Big!

175
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,861
Always a spare bed
for his mother.

176
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Valmont? Ah. Valmont was a...

177
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,031
Uncle!

178
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,500
Uh, heh.
Ix-nay on the almont-vay.

179
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,905
Ah, child speaks many languages.

180
00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,107
And look at you!

181
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,975
Cannot even speak English!

182
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,911
Speak English better than you!

183
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,012
Do not! Do, too!

184
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,613
In your dreams, junk monger!

185
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,781
Eyah!

186
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,516
Hyah! Kak-kak-kyah!

187
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:18,523
Oh.

188
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:28,133
Mom: Gave up good job with
nice Mr. valmont for this?

189
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,268
Servant in a junk shop!

190
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,470
Boss: Kyoto octopus.

191
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,439
Black: Serious payday.

192
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,841
Boss: Buy yourself a
car just like this one.

193
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,043
Tohru: Grape.

194
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,178
Uncle: Cheap?! I am not cheap!

195
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,148
Ha! I see the rags tohru wears.

196
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,550
Same clothes as when
he worked for valmont.

197
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,185
Jackie: Ah! I have no time

198
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,454
to play referee for
the both of you.

199
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,256
Must get over to the expo.

200
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,693
Play security guard
for an octopus.

201
00:09:57,029 --> 00:10:00,098
Boss: You made a wise
choice, tohru.

202
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,466
What do I do?

203
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,001
Nothing fancy.

204
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,869
You cruise into the expo,

205
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,404
create a diversion.

206
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,740
Meanwhile,
my boys make an end run,

207
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,642
nab the octopus.

208
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,978
One tiny problem, tohru.

209
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,679
Word is, you double-crossed

210
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,481
your old boss valmont.

211
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,983
That you're a rat.

212
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,651
I am no rat.

213
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,885
Yeah? Prove it!

214
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,687
I have information.

215
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,991
Yeah?

216
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:30,662
Um, Jackie chan will be
working security at the expo.

217
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,464
I heard of him.

218
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,399
They say he's unbeatable.

219
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,802
Nobody is unbeatable.

220
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,939
I trust you'll take care

221
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,608
of this Jackie chan
personally, tohru.

222
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,577
And I mean permanently.

223
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,984
(Chatter)

224
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:02,927
Whoa!

225
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,829
Jade, how did you get in here?

226
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,531
Security's lousy.

227
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,334
You have to leave.
Things could get ugly.

228
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,806
Go! Go! Go!

229
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,281
Not on my salary.

230
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,760
Aah!

231
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,236
Wha...?

232
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,906
A little backup!

233
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,312
Tohru?

234
00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,517
Whah!

235
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,153
I knew we couldn't
trust this guy!

236
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,555
Whoa! Unh.

237
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,527
Whoa.

238
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,098
Octo-jacking in progress.

239
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,500
Ow!

240
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,768
Banzai!

241
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,541
Thank you for the
tip-off, tohru.

242
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,709
Of course.

243
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,911
Your mom will be very proud.

244
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,881
Tohru has a mom?

245
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,183
(Gasps)

246
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,619
The octopus!

247
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,858
And this one's not
just a smokescreen!

248
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,031
(Both groaning)

249
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,568
(Tohru grunting)

250
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,670
Oh.

251
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,511
Oh!

252
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,814
Jackie and tohru! Where?

253
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,182
Uh, here's the deal:

254
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,750
You give us the octopus,

255
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,486
or your boys do a meet-and-greet

256
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,788
with a shark.

257
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,056
Market street Sushi bar.
One hour.

258
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,725
Come through the front door,

259
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,326
and come alone.

260
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:16,895
Well?

261
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,096
No problem.

262
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,064
Trade octopus for young ones.

263
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,400
Wait, one problem.

264
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,501
What?

265
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,236
I have no octopus.

266
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,539
Jade: You do now.

267
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,142
Pretty good for a child, huh?

268
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,146
Well, what are we waiting for?

269
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,981
Tohru and Jackie need us.

270
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,716
Us, not you.

271
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,618
Me, not us.

272
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,821
Youngster-nappers
say come alone.

273
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,622
Ha! Foolish old junk monger

274
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,858
cannot handle this alone.

275
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,626
Uh, why don't I just...

276
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,795
No! No! Hmmph.

277
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,363
I will phone captain black.

278
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,464
In the meantime,

279
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stay here and watch the shop.

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Watch the shop, huh?

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Well...

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Watched it.

283
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Nobody double-crosses

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the yokanawa mob, tohru.

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You just made the biggest,

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dumbest, and last mistake

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of your life.

288
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But you have a deal, right?

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Once you get the
octopus, you set us free.

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Ha ha! Once we get the octopus,

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you and your chum
are gonna <i>be</i> chum.

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Fish bait.

293
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I do not like fish.

294
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Hey, check this out, boys.

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Walkin' the dog.

296
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Wha...? Hey!

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Uncle! Mommy!

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Hey, I said front door

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and to come alone!

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I told her.

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See, I told you!

302
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Ah! Would have lost your way!

303
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,305
Near-sighted mule

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can barely see hook nose

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in front of his face.

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Eyesight good enough
to see the hair

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growing out of that mole!

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That is a beauty mark!

309
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Quit the squabblin',

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and put the fish on the table.

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Uh, boss?

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Technically,

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an octopus is a member

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of the multipod family, and...

315
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Put the fish on the table!

316
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Uncle, don't!

317
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Jackie, be quiet!

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There. Now we all go home.

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What say we make
it a family affair?

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Throw 'em all in the tank!

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Eyee! Yak-kak-kah!

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Whoa. Nice move.

323
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,054
You watching, junk man?

324
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,656
Watching,
but seeing nothing special.

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Hand is quicker than the eye.

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Hyah!

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Unh.

328
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But should have been
watching the foot.

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Unh.

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00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,177
Ah, get this over with.

331
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I came a long way to
hear kare noke sing.

332
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Ha! You call that singing?

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(Sings out of tune)

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Tone-deaf owl

335
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is cruising for a bruising!

336
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,302
Another trick I've
been working on.

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Oh.

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Jackie! Tohru!

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00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,878
Jade, what are you doing here?

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00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,447
Oh, never mind. Give us a hand!

341
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,182
Oh, no, you don't!

342
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,685
Whoa!

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Unh.

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Whoa!

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Tohru: Oh!

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(Both gurgling)

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Aah!

348
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,027
(Jade struggling)

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Jade!

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I'm ok.

351
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Mommy?

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00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,135
Uncle?

353
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,305
<i>No Ms.</i>

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00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,879
(Gasps)

355
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,380
Where is the octopus?

356
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,316
Mr. yo-yo mob took it.

357
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,262
Well, I'm sure he's
miles away by now.

358
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,565
Wha...?

359
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,773
Hey!

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00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,378
Unh.

361
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,883
My favorite trick...
Around the world.

362
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,755
Nice work, Jackie.

363
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,459
I am very sorry

364
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,728
for the unpleasantness, mommy.

365
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,831
My brave little boy.

366
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,800
You make your mother proud.

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00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,303
I am glad that you are not hurt.

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00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,705
And also glad you
are with people

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who care about you.

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00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:40,344
Jackie, Jade, the Billy goat.

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00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,579
Hmmph.

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I will show you a Billy goat!

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Hyah!

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Hyah!

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Ayee-yak-yak-yah!

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00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,993
Whoa. Oh, no!
Stop it, both of you!

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00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,195
Looks like the beginning

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00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,197
of a beautiful relationship.

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00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,433
Uh, want to go back
to the Japanese expo?

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00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,169
I have heard kare noke
and her yodeling kabukis

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put on a very good show.

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00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,209
Jackie: Uncle! Tohru's mommy!
Mom: Eyaah-kak-kak-kah!

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00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,244
Don't! Oh!

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00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,046
Uncle: Hyah! Eeyah!

385
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,219
Man: Hey, Jackie,

386
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,054
what's your favorite
kind of music?

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00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,389
I like rock songs
because it makes me,

388
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,158
like, uh, when I'm training,

389
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,559
I like this kind of music.

390
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,961
Celine Dion,

391
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,362
Mariah Carey,

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00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,030
Whitney Houston.

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00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:37,802
I really can hear
what is she saying.

394
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,604
Then I can practice my English.

395
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,938
So many...

396
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,740
Bee gees, carpenter,

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00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,875
abba. Beatles? No.

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00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,377
I'm too young.