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Looks like we missed
the garage sale.
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What we are looking for is
most likely well-hidden, Jade.
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According to an 18th century
text found in a museum,
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this palace was the last known
home of the cat of Khartoum.
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(Cat meows)
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I think I hear it!
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It is a statue, Jade,
not an actual...
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(frustrated cries)
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Oh, kitty! Got your little
leg all caught in palace junk?
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(Meows)
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You're welcome!
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Hungry, girl?
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So, what's your name?
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Rrr-bbbeee rrr-bbbeee.
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Ruby! Ha ha ha!
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That tickles Ruby!
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Odd. This tile is not as
weathered as the others.
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Perhaps...
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Ahh!
20
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(Agitated yowls)
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What's the matter, girl?
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Booby trap!
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Mayday!
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(Both coughing)
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Jade, are you...
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Fine.
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(Agitated yowl)
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It's ok, Ruby.
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That kind of stuff happens all the time
when you hang out with uncle Jackie.
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(Gasps) The cat of Khartoum!
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That's it?
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Looks like something you buy
at a swap meet for a buck.
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Worth quite a bit
more, young lady.
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(Gasps) Valmont!
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Thanks ever so for finding
the cat for me, chan.
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Now hand it over!
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No! It belongs to the museum!
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Yeah, so step off!
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We almost got pancaked
looking for that thing!
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Please,
let's not compare hardships.
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My men have been combing this
disgusting pig sty for the past 3 days,
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searching for that kitty.
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Aw! Ruined my best shirt!
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It's your only shirt.
Oh, look at my shoes!
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Soon as we collect the 20 large
for that kitty statue, I'm gonna...
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Do put a sock in it, Finn.
Get that cat!
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Hey! Maybe you haven't heard,
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but possession is
nine-tenths of the law!
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Yeah? And this here's
the other two-tenths!
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You need to work on your math!
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Yeah? Well,
my math's good enough to know
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that 3-against-1
ain't very good odds!
53
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Spare me the gladiator scene.
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Just get the merchandise!
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Yes! Keep your eye on the kitty!
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Jade: Go, Jackie!
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You hit 'em high,
I'll hit 'em...
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Aah!
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Low.
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Ooh, he's got drapery!
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What you gonna do, redecorate?
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Yes! Hey! Wha-
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(meows) Jackie!
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Ruby! (Yowls)
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Aah!
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Ahh!
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Ow!
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Sharp little devil, aren't you?
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Jade, wait here!
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Ohh!
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Valmont, this is very dangerous!
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If we fall, we...
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How do you do that?
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It's all a matter of
balance, chan.
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Case in point.
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Uh-oh. Uhoh.
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Whoa... uhh!
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Aah!
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(Sighs)
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No way.
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Fantastic!
I've never felt so alive!
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Something about this
statue, chan.
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It's good luck!
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Good luck or bad magic?
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00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:07,139
This cafe is owned
by Cardiff zendo,
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the largest collector of
art objects in tangiers,
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(whispers) And known as
a very shady character.
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Thank you.
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I suspect valmont and company
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will be showing up any time now
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to conduct their... Business.
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And then we take back the cat.
Right, Ruby?
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(Meows)
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Jade, you cannot bring an
animal into a public restaurant!
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It's not hygienic!
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Jackie, cats are very clean.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Is that you, uncle?
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No! It is a magazine salesman
calling you at 5:00 in morning.
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Oh! Sorry.
It's almost lunchtime here.
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Uncle has been researching
the cat of Khartoum.
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Yes, and did you discover
any unusual legends or...
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Getting to that!
According to legend,
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anyone who gets scratched
by claw of statue...
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Becomes like a cat himself.
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Ooh! You already know so much,
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why you bother me?
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00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,964
There is one thing I do not
know, uncle.
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What is the antidote?
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Antidote?!
Do not get scratched by claw of cat!
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I mean,
how do you reverse the process?
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Or, are you getting to that?
113
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No. Getting to bed.
Call you back later.
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(Valmont slurping)
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Dude, check it out.
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Ahh!
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Want a little coffee with
your cream there, big v?
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I'll give him one thing...
He's very tidy.
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I say we collect the dough
for this thing pronto,
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get valmont to a doctor.
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Maybe there's some kind of cure.
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Don't you mean a veterinarian?
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(Both stifle laughter)
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I heard that.
In fact, my hearing
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has become quite acute.
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There is no cure because
this is not a disease.
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00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,224
It's a transformation...
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00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:09,161
And I rather like the new me.
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00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,667
Besides,
why sell to Cardiff zendo
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for a mere 20 large?
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This little kitty
should go to market,
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where we can auction it
off to the highest bidder,
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or better yet... Hmm.
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(Chuckles)
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Uh, you got a hairball, boss?
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An inspiration.
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Obviously,
it was a scratch from tabby here
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that changed me into the glorious
specimen you now see before you.
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Why not use her to create
others like myself?
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Stealth, cunning,
and the agility of a cat!
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Just one tiny scratch
away, boys.
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We'll be able to steal
every treasure in the world!
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We? We?
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(Chuckles)
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(Meows) Tassels!
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00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,416
I never realized what
pleasure they can give!
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So, what do you say?
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00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:08,687
9 lifetimes of playing
with yarn balls.
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00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,555
Thanks, but no thanks.
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Ditto.
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00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,527
Perhaps in time
you'll come to see
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how wonderful the
feline life can be!
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(Meows)
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Excuse me, but there's a
phone call for you, monsieur.
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For me?
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Yes.
You may take it in the back.
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Perhaps uncle couldn't
reach me by cell phone.
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Whatever.
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Ha ha ha!
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00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,834
Hello?
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Rrarr!
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Did you want to use the phone?
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00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,508
Uhh!
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00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,183
Uhh! Rrarr!
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Mayday! Mayday!
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00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,592
Aah! Sorry.
167
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,395
I really should be
getting back to... whoa!
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00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,131
Ehh! Uhh! Ehh!
169
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,666
Pillow fight?
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00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:29,834
Aah!
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Heh heh!
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00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,213
Uhh!
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00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,816
You are going to be
in big trouble...
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With the phone company.
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00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,286
Rrarr! Ohh!
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Thank you.
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00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,561
(Chuckles) It is I who
should be grateful, Mr. chan.
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00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,430
That display case you
nearly plowed into
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contains many
priceless objet d'art.
180
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,802
You are Cardiff zendo.
181
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,137
So I am!
182
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,140
My treasures,
and soon joining them,
183
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,676
the most marvelous
collectible of all...
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00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,445
The cat of Khartoum.
185
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,985
But a little birdie tells me you
are after the statue as well.
186
00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:25,457
Yes, and I am sure my niece
has located it by now.
187
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,325
If you like,
I will go and find her, and...
188
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,361
That won't be necessary.
189
00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:32,597
Get your hands off me or I'll...
I'll...
190
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,032
You don't even want to know!
191
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,467
Let her go!
192
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,470
Yes, do let her go.
193
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,039
(Meows)
194
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,843
You have just given me the most
delightful idea, Mr. chan...
195
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,312
One that will
benefit us mutually.
196
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,280
What?
197
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,384
Based upon the late
hour, I can only surmise
198
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:56,521
that Mr. valmont has had second
thoughts about our little transaction.
199
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,524
Your niece will find him
and fetch me the statue.
200
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:02,727
In exchange,
you get your freedom.
201
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,263
No! It is too dangerous!
202
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,333
I'll give you, say,
an hour to complete the task...
203
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,603
That is, if you ever want
to see your uncle again.
204
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,675
Don't worry, Jackie.
I'll nab that tabby.
205
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:20,011
Please, Jade.
Be very careful of the statue's claws.
206
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,148
Hey, I know my way around a cat.
207
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,549
(Whistles)
208
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,190
You touch one hair
on Jackie's head,
209
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,659
you're gonna have
to answer to me!
210
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,296
(Chuckles) Spunky.
211
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,764
Lock him up.
212
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,671
Heh.
213
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,775
So, how long have you gentlemen
214
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,144
been in the restaurant business?
215
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,046
(Cell phone rings)
216
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,716
Oh. I have to take this.
217
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,684
Nice chatting with you.
218
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,020
Uncle?
219
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,490
No. Irish sweepstakes.
You win a million bucks!
220
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,926
Please, uncle.
I need to know about the...
221
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,461
Getting to that!
222
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:13,164
Old Moroccan legend of cat
statue speaks of a proverb...
223
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,134
"the antidote to the
cat curse lies within."
224
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,336
Lies within?
225
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,871
Lies within whom, uncle?
226
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:23,308
No idea. Sounds like fortune
cookie nonsense to me.
227
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,510
Naptime. Good-bye.
228
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,647
Why'd he bring us here?
229
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,350
Said it was supposed
to be a big score.
230
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,285
It's a crummy factory.
231
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,688
(Sniffs)
232
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,257
Tcha, with a vault.
233
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,793
I'm starting to like
the new valmont.
234
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,596
He's thinking bigger,
working new angles.
235
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,267
Sweet!
236
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,903
(Purrs)
237
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,073
Good girl, Ruby! You found him.
238
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,275
Lassie's got nothing on you!
239
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,448
A cow factory?
240
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:10,255
Oh, big v, that is so gross!
241
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,490
Yeah, and all that cholesterol!
242
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,462
(Meowing)
243
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,397
Shh! They'll hear us!
244
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,799
What is it, girl?
245
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,100
(Slurps)
246
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,568
Oh, that's nothing
to worry about.
247
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,037
Just a big old tub of...
cream! Duh!
248
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,674
That's the trail
you were following.
249
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,843
Whatever.
You still found valmont.
250
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,112
Be back in 2 shakes of a tail.
251
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,655
(Slurps)
252
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,056
(Sniffs)
253
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,191
(Growls)
254
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,226
We have us a cat burglar.
255
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,731
Time to scat, cat!
256
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,701
(Hisses)
257
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,845
Whoa!
258
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,818
(Yowls)
259
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,454
Cats hate water.
260
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,722
(Meows)
261
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,991
Don't worry, Ruby.
I won't let you get...
262
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,793
Hey, let me go!
263
00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:23,328
(Yowling)
264
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,996
Hey! Cut it out!
265
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,599
Aah! Uhh!
266
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,974
(Rip)
267
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,676
Ow! You owe me for
a new pair of jeans!
268
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,650
Ok, you've got your statue.
269
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,920
Finally! The cat of Khartoum!
270
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,822
Mine!
271
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:54,659
Yes! And without having to
spend a penny to acquire it!
272
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,061
Oh! I was not,
of course, implying
273
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,230
that you're cheap, Mr. zendo.
274
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,932
(Nervous laugh)
275
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:05,403
You'll find your uncle in the
supply closet off the hall.
276
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,406
No hard feelings,
my impressive young friend.
277
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,343
Jade!
278
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,312
Told you I'd find the statue.
279
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,514
I'm just glad you are unharmed.
280
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,049
Why wouldn't I be?
281
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,586
Now, let's get the plaster cat
back from that zendo creep!
282
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,990
You wait here, please!
283
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:29,260
I suspect zendo will not
surrender the cat easily.
284
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:35,400
Mmm! (Slurps) Mmm!
285
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,235
Got evaporated milk?
286
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:42,674
(Gasps) Those
claws, those teeth!
287
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,977
Yes. The artistry is marvelous.
288
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,112
(Gasps)
289
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,414
Zendo: Valmont!
290
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,283
Oh, dear. Look at the time.
291
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,253
I must go do that thing...
That I must go do.
292
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,789
(Snarling) Oh!
293
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,891
How delightful to see you!
294
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,760
Yes.
I was absolutely beside myself
295
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,029
to hear of how that
awful little scamp
296
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:08,633
stole the statue before
you and I had a chance
297
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,568
to complete our transaction.
298
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,136
Grrr!
299
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,639
But, of course,
you want your money.
300
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,474
20 large, as agreed.
301
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,309
Count it if you like.
302
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,478
I just did.
303
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,816
Now, then,
there is one more thing I require...
304
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,585
My statue!
305
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,887
But I paid for it!
306
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,056
It's mine!
307
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,759
No! It belongs to the museum!
308
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,462
And you belong to me, rat!
309
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,764
Jade: Think again, katman-don't!
310
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,199
(Hisses)
311
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,700
Oh! Jade!
312
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,770
Hah!
313
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,840
You... you were
scratched by the statue!
314
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,341
They were old jeans, anywho.
315
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,977
Oh, you mean the
turning-into- a-cat thing?
316
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,645
I was wondering about that.
317
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,614
(Valmont and Jade hiss)
318
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,019
Whoa. Cat fight.
319
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,954
Forget them! Get chan!
320
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:08,926
Aah!
321
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,196
No! (Gasps)
322
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,733
Babylonian urn!
323
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,435
What's a babylonian urn?
324
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,470
Probably more than we do!
325
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,976
Here, kitty kitty.
326
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,578
(Hissing)
327
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,280
(Jackie grunting)
328
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,120
Ow! - Uhh! - Ohh!
329
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,431
Uhh! Uhh!
330
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,933
When in tangiers,
331
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,268
beware of flying carpets.
332
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,736
(Ruby meows)
333
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,072
(Gasps) Jade?
334
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,244
Wha...
335
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,446
(grunts)
336
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,580
Uhh!
337
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,714
(Snarls)
338
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,949
Whoa! A mouse!
339
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,184
Mouse?
340
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,087
Uhh!
341
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,388
(Groans)
342
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:16,360
I think the words you're
looking for are, "me-ow."
343
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:19,997
Nobody messes with Jade,
queen of the jungle cats.
344
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,199
(Hisses)
345
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,434
Jade, you're not a jungle cat.
346
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,870
I know that, Jackie. Hello!
347
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,538
And I know I've
got to change back,
348
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,273
so how do I do it?
349
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,075
Um...
350
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,844
What'd uncle say?
351
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,581
He said,
"the antidote lies within."
352
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,050
Sounds like fortune
cookie talk to me.
353
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,618
He said that, too.
354
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,288
Perhaps the statue
itself has some writing,
355
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,024
some clue as to how
to undo the curse.
356
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,626
We must find zendo.
357
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,228
(Plant rustles)
358
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,698
(Nervous laugh)
359
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,266
Where's zendo?
360
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,435
I don't know.
361
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,104
Truly I would tell you if I did.
362
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,772
Let me put it another way...
363
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,841
(hisses)
364
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,287
Aah! Mr. chan! Young lady!
365
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:19,724
I'm delighted to see
you're all right.
366
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,993
I'm sure. The statue.
367
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,730
Oh, yes, yes. Of course.
368
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,332
I always felt it
belonged in a museum.
369
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,503
Here's chappy!
370
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,238
(Gasps)
371
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,073
(Both hiss and spit)
372
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,845
No. This is too dangerous
to be in a museum.
373
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,016
Uhh!
374
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,984
Wha... uhh!
375
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,623
The antidote lies within...
376
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,792
Within the statue itself!
377
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,927
Uhh!
378
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,095
Uhh!
379
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,897
Ow! Please get off!
380
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,200
I bruise easily!
381
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,903
Well, that was different.
382
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,472
The cat of Khartoum!
How could you?!
383
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,443
There's no use crying
over spilled milk.
384
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,589
Hey, Jackie!
385
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,457
What did you study
at Chinese opera?
386
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,894
Beginning, the teacher really
don't know what I'm good for.
387
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,197
I train everything... kicking, punch...
All kind of things.
388
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,467
Suddenly he find out I have a very...
pretty good voice.
389
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,336
(Sings Italian opera)
390
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,841
After that,
the opera is not famous anymore.
391
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,309
Then I'm back to training.
392
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,812
Almost whole day,
nonstop training
393
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,314
until 11:00, 12:00.
394
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,850
When I take off my
shoes, ooh, stink.